Feb 9 2007Chyna Doll cries like a little baby

That's a dude.

I saw this silly bitch on LK last night... She mumbled and bumbled every question and sounded like an idiot. Seriously...

Questions like... "Did you call anyone when you found out"...

Um.. well. I um. I was called myself... I was surprised... I well... I guess... Um. No.

You did a movie with her freak. Nothing more. Go shave your back hair and return to your cave....

Chyna has issues... seen her on Fame Games? She attached herself in a strange way to Brigette Nielson on like the first day. If you notice, Brigette distanced herself from Chyna as well.

Forget Chynna..What the hell was John James, aka Jeff Colby from Dynasty and the Colby's doing on Larry King? He and his wife are friends with Anna Nicole? This amazed me..I havent seen the dude in years.
Back to Chynna ICK...what the hell?
That Trimspa lady is a whore too. They made all their money from exploiting poor Anna, when we know those pills are nothing more than placebos anyway....Only in America....

That sasquatch aint no doll. The scavenger's dont' waste any time picking at the remains.

I'd hit it.

Sorry, my apostrophe's are off.

Eww...I don't get the attraction people have for this woman. She is so gross.

ugh. "she" is a MAN. So damn scary.

Why is she carrying like 15 bottles of water in her arms when she has a gigantic LV bag?

She reminds me of an ugly man version of michelle rodriguez in this picture...

I saw that film where she did anal......

Nasty........

China I mean... I would have liked to see Anna do anal....

@6: Unless you meant with a shovel, you are one sick son'bitch.

Chyna is a man. Notice the scarf she's wearing to cover up her Adams Apple? Not to mention her testes poking out at her skirt.

I agree with #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #8, #9, andd #10. And yes, I probably could didn't have to list it like that, but I can because I'm cool.

She is carrying all that water to take the 1000s of prescription pills that she has stuffed in that LV bag.

She and Anna were definately kindred spirits. The Rx train to helll is due anytime now at Joanies station. Tooooot tooooot !!

My grammar bit the big one on that comment I just posted. I was trying too hard to rush and submit it before anyone else posted, but it was too late (3 more posts in the time it took me to type that). Haha.

My grammar bit the big one on that comment I just posted. I was trying too hard to rush and submit it before anyone else posted, but it was too late (3 more posts in the time it took me to type that). Haha.

Apparently that just submitted twice. I'm going to go play with my imaginary friends now.

hey #11.

I saw that too. I was confused though. Coudlnt tell if that was a clit or a tiny cock on Chyna? Maybe both? Did she live near Chernobyl?

Well, it only gets more complicated... This would be good for the kid though...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_en_ot/anna_nicole_smith_prince

@19
Bophal. She'd glow like an Oompa Loompa had she been in Chernobyl.

I have to confess that I watched Chyna on The Simple Life. She makes the other D list celebrities like Vanilla Ice and Ron Jeremy look normal...

Ewww the memories of her penis clit. I can't believe there are brain cells in my head dedicated to the sole purpose of remembering what Chyna's clit looks like.
Why do those brain cells survive, and the ones reserved for mathematical equations and shit I learned in highschool don't.

Chyna cried? I didn't know tough men like that cried like that. i mean damn! that woman was BAWLING! she looked as if she was a two year old getting a shot at the doctor. damn. but hey, all men have a soft side...hers just isn't that pretty.
~N@ughty

@10: She's carrying the water bottles b/c the LV bag is filled with candy bars and bags of chips she stole out of larry King's Green room.

What's Andre Agassi doing with that fat faced man?

I can't believe HHH used to do her. Eewwwwww. Stephanie must slap him silly every time she's sees Chyna...errr...Joanie on TV and has to be reminded of her man's slumming days.

Hey, have some respect! I'm trying to jerk off here, as a fitting Anna memorial. So I google some Anna in her prime, fapfapfap, check back here...Rosie O'Gargoyle. Thanks. Back to google, prime, fap, check...Chyna Dong. Thanks again. So who's next, jrzmommy?

Louis V makes "Manbags"???

Her clit-penis is due to all the roids...
Danny Bonadouchebag hit that once...
Talk about nasty on nasty....

Is that why "she" looks like that, from steriods?? I saw her on the Simple Life too and EVERYTHING about her made me conviced she was once a man...

I believe she was on the SURREAL life. If she hung out with Paris and Nicole that would be an AWFUL threesome!

Of course the steroids did that. Dont you remember when she was a fucking hulk monster muslce bitch?

If people looked like that normally, I would have a bone to pick with God.

I like the old bag's bag.

I think Chynna has serious problems. On VH1 she ALWAYS looks and sounds like she's on drugs. She needs help.

Chyna is crying because she is the father of Anna's baby.

I like how her friend is laughing in the 2nd picture. Way to show support there, buddy! Makes me think that was all for show just a little...

Amazing how her muscles have shrunk since she isn't shooting 3 gallons of roids into her ass every day.

if you got a issue get a tissue.

The space between her nose and upper lip is incredibly lengthy.

i think it's a longshot that she smells good.

jeez fucking gosh.
Joanie Laurer aka chyna doll changed. D:

The next time anyone bitches about Jessica Alba with napkins in her hair and no t wearing makeup, just think of this walking train-wreck.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/chyna_changes.jpg

wow, she really HAS changed.

Whenever my life sucks at its suckiest, all I have to do is look at Chyna and say "I'm glad I'm not in THAT bad of shape."

I remember a few months ago when TMZ got footage of her and Mary Carey getting denied at Hyde. Sadder than Tara Reid's rejection from there, because Chyna was ready to stand around outside until the door guys let them in.

Chyna Doll's got a drug related dirt nap in her immediate future too. She/He's a mess.

WW*E*. WWF's officially the wildlife people. Just saying.

Didn't this guy do a photospread in Playgirl awhile back?

Those pics above are giving me heartburn & nausea. But the comments made me nose squirt my iced tea.

I think Trimspa killed ANS. We'll likely find out the product contained nearly pure crystal meth & formaldehyde [hence there wasn't the facial degradation we usually see with meth use]. Cranked up on meth, ANS was then a target for the scheming Howard K. Stern, he of the methadone & other prescription meds he no doubt wasn't taking himself. HKS likely dosed poor ANS with the cocktail [where's Gil Grisom when we need him!!??] of drugs so that in combo with Trimspa, she'd keel over & croak. Then he'd have the kid to use as a means to grab the estate & eventually the wealth of the Crypt Keeper [ANS's former hubby]. However, Howard K. Stern hadn't counted on so many of us being CSI junkies and amateur sleuths.....

Or: Has anyone confirmed if China Dolly was hundreds of miles away from Anna, as we know stalkers do kill their targets? Remember Selena & that fat fan club fuck who shot her? Maybe Chyna is the father of the baby....or Bonadouchebag.....I seriously doubt it's Howard K. Stern's kid though. Little jewish sperm have jewfros which make swimming up the cervix of a Gentile woman like ANS nearly impossible. Plus, we all know the only thing that HKS was fucking around with, have been her bank-accounts and other financial assets. He was likely afraid of her twat.

Check out those arms - I remember when she wrestled the men in WWE & she had GUNS! And I ain't talking about her cans! Now those look like granny arms. You know the ones with the flabby triceps.
#36 hit it right on the head.
She looks like Liz Taylor with her sad face on. Liz Taylor now ... not when Liz was 35.

Oh, man, is Joanie Laurer a heartbreaking story. To hear that she's grieving in that manner is really no great surprise. Poor creature...but I really can't see how she'd have the emotional stamina to effectively "stalk" anyone, even Anna Nicole Smith.

And to be honest, it was unprofessional for the TrimSpa spokesperson to go after her the way she did. Really, I'd expect something a little more polished from a "spokesperson."

Chyna came off slurring and making hardly any sense at all on Larry King. If I were her, I'd be very embarrassed. How does a train wreck like this get acting gigs? Yikes, their standards must be pretty low these days.

I bet Chyna was the one hooking up Anna with all those drugs to begin with. Look at her!
Jeeze Louise.

Ugh WTF happened to her...she needs to sneeze or something. Disgusting. I'll take the bag off her hands though, I think it'd look way better on me.

Does she still love Chachi?
Just wondering.

Is that a man or a woman??? Or is it a rhino or a hippo??

wow....and this is after she got her jaw shaved down to make her look more feminin, she needs to get a refund, no wonder she was the only female to wrestle the guys.

WHOA!! FUCK

That is a horrid way to wake up on a Saturday morning...

None of this surprises me for whatever reason.

geez, she got plumped, and should not be weeping in public...

I'd lick her pussy. Or suck her cock. Depends on what I found.

I'd really like to know "HOW THE HELL DID THAT THING GET ON THE LK SHOW IN THE 1st PLACE, WERE THEY THAT HARD UP IN FINDING SOMEONE WHO WAS ONE OF ANNA'S TRUE FRIENDS"
I mean who screens these people before they appear on the show. I mean how the hell would that nutcase even know when LK would be doing the show on Anna. Who is the moron who contacted her & invited her to be a guest? The fact that they would have this blantanly obvious wack job appear on the show claiming to be one of Anna's good friends & claiming that she knew what Anna was feeling( I'm glad that the trimspa spokesperson was there to expose this fake ass attention starved stalker for what she/he/it is) really makes me question all the other shows that LK has done when someone famous dies & he has people on his show claiming to be the persons bestfriend & how much they loved them.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if more than a few of those people were crazed stalkers to. It's just that nobody exposed the losers as that. Because it's so obvious that all you have to say or do is carry on like a babbling idiot claiming to be that persons good friend. I guess that's all LK needed to hear because obviously if they had of done just a little digging & apparently not much digging was needed & they would have realized this pathetic cry baby was like she said "I can get my own" getting media coverage.
I bet Your family changed there name along time ago as I would if you were related to me. They must be extremely embarrassed.
You should just go away

#62 - I ain't readin' all that!

Now everybody, please, stop calling Chyna a "she!" As long as something was born with a penis, it shall remain a man, no matter how clitlike the said penis has been made to look.

you people suck, have some goddamn respect for people in mourning , and dead people, it doesnt matter how someone looks, or their personal life, she obviously cared for anna, but people like yall have to bash anna, chyna, and anyone else who doesnt please you, your a bunch of mean people and its scary knowing how many mean and coldhearted people are out there..... have some fucking respect, and to the spokeswoman from trimspa, you are a rude, mean inconsiderate bitch!

Grape Ape, Grape Ape...

god, that's about the last person i'd want crying in front of other people for me...