Feb 21 2007Christina Aguilera isn't pregnant

oh, good.

Aww.... I was looking to forward to her parenting skills!

good.

That's great news.

Woodhorse should be put on the next truck to Alpo.

Shit, of course she's not pregnant! You can't get pregnant from swallowing. Oh, maybe if somebody had told ANS that there wouldn't be so many paternity questions...

How many implant alterations has she had? At least Britney is raw, which is more human, albeit twisted. I like Britney better!

Ten years ago, I would have put good money on Christina doing the rehab circuit and Britney being a sweet little pop princess. Wow, was I wrong. I mean, not just wrong but really wrong.

BTW, when did she get the monkey?

I think she'll be like Madonna with her career she ain't going down the Britney path, I don't like her but thats how I see it.

THIS SLUT BETTER KEEP HER LEGS SHUT. FUCKING DUMBSHIT WHORE.

britney will get pregnant and leave rehab about 2387469823746 more times before christina has a kid. there's a right time and place in someone's life to start a family and christina seems like she has other priorities right now. yay for her

I know Christina is not preggers yet becos' she is still requesting I fedx large amounts of my goo to her everyday. Of course she could be bathing in it but I think she is using a turkey baster shaped like my johnny.

At least we know she's not into looks!

He must be able to handle a bullwhip like a matador.

@10 Simma down there, psycho. How would her getting pregnant make her a whore? She's married, isn't she? And if she did keep her legs shut, she'd be a pretty crappy wife.

#14 What the fuck has being married got to do with it??? Is it ok for married women to produce sprogs???? People like you are contributing to the end of this planet.

She has so much make-up caked on that it's disgusting. Her looks are significantly over-rated.

ah, Wally, you had me with the poem, OXOXOXOX

I think it's funny, that a couple years ago:

Everybody(well most everybody) was Britney-obsessed, she had everything, hbo promos, her own doll, a movie, the works.

At the same time everyone thought "xTina" was a total slut bag. Which she probably was, and still is(come on, look at her hubby).

Now look at the two. Wow, how much difference a couple of years makes!

Goodbye, Britney. Your welcome to stay Christina...

Thank God.

I can't afford to pay that woman child support.

#14 - a good guess is that TheLegend(in his own mind)68(actual age) is in real life a man (formally known as Wiseman) who pulls the heads off kittens to put his meat puppet into....He's been kicked off at least once. Go complain to Fish.

These days all the big celebs are doing work for charity or to help out humanity or shit like that. Apparently somebody lied to Christina and told her that being seen in public with a guy that looks that bad qualifies. And I don't see her getting pregnant. She'll leave this doofis and adopt a black baby from some foreign country.

@15 I'm going to assume that you're just playing around being psychotic.

So it's wrong for women to have children? I think it was wrong for your mother to have you since you turned out to be a psychopath. I don't know how having children within a loving marriage is contributing to the end of the planet, particularly in the light of the fact that the birth rate in Western civilization is dropping below the replenish rate. But I'm going to guess that logic is lost on you. I imagine that you have the aesthetic qualities and mental capabilities of a hermaphrodite troll with a bad case of dysentery. Tootles!

With an ugly husband like that, I wouldn't be pregnant either ...

Ratboy here is the luckiest mofo on the planet. About 60 years ago he would have been roasting at a steady 475 degrees somewhere near Bavaria.

Tap that ass

WOODHORSE IS CARSON KRESSELYS NOT SO SECRET LOVE INTEREST.

This reminds me of the time I spent 3 months in Attica and when I got out I swore I was pregnant until my butcher told me that I just have a huge ass!

Get it? My ass grew and I thought I was pregnant from all the anal sex I had in prison. Come on Rich you know that 'cracked' you up. Holy shit 'cracked' you up. Get it? I'm too much. There's no stopping me baby.

Now it's time to smile to myself as I hit: Post Your Comment.

She looks like a blow up doll. Do those come in "hollywood crackwhore" style?

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

I've seent this guy a few times but never looking this pathetic. I have a feeling there's two cocks in this marriage.

Okay, she is gorgeous, and he's an ugly Jew.

I can't believe Jew married that guy, Christina! He must have big junk in the garage.

#22..........This planet is overpopulated. How the fuck will the human race end if these sluts keep on producing ugly little sprogs?

#20........Go and suck on dog dick you sick freak. You need to piss off from here you loser.

He really is one fugly Jew.

As an aside, does anyone think that Christina is LOVING what's going on in Shitney's world right now? I'll bet she had no idea when whe was sticking those little pins in those dolls all those years ago just how damaging the outcome would be.

Am I correct that the term sprog is used predominantly by the British? So that would make you a hermaphrodite troll with a bad case of dysentery AND bad teeth. Carry on.

Her upper arms are too thick. Otherwise she's looking good.

He is a little bit Shane MacGowan looking.

Christina, do your hubby a favor and take him into the Mystic tan booth with you next time you go. Boy needs some color.

legend, just because your mom didn't have any children that lived, doesn't mean that other women shouldn't be allowed to bear offspring.

go fuck yourself, danielle.

Wah?!?! 40!

whoa, woodhorse you have to be seriously fucked up for Legendary WiseMan to call you a "sick freak", man that's hilarious!

When did Christina whatever her spanish last name is start dating Dave Gahan from Depressed Mode?

She looks smokin' hot. She's really working that dress. And poor Jordan looks like he's hanging on for dear life. Can you blame him?

Hey Wally - you know those baskets of free peanuts they leave at the bar? And you know when the bar is really really crowded it is like wall-to-wall people? And then you throw a peanut over your shoulder into the crowd and, taking a sip of your drink, you spin around on your barstool to face the crowd with this look on your face like you're trying to see if you know anyone but really you're looking at the person who is holding their scalp and looking at the ceiling? Nah, me neither.

thanks #41, I do try

She makes my boxers feel pregnant.

#34..........Am I correct you're a dumbshit obese yank?? Typical fattie have shit flowing through their brain.

#38..........Please kill yourself. You are beyong saving.

#38......Please kill yourself. You are beyond saving.

i always wonder...just how insecure does one have to be to get a boob job? seriously.

An X-tina Haiku

More hair than Brit
Her husband is butt ugly
Every Sunday nude

So Christina NOT being pregnant is news? It's like writing that we are NOT being invaded by Mars. News flash, The Sky is Still Blue!

Give the funny looking guy a break. He's married to a crazy (use that as you may) hot super star. He's rich and lives a glamorous life. Ya kind of gotta give it up for the guy.

#47-48 - What? Couldn't decide how many fucking periods to use? You're almost as bad as my idiots imitators... alomost...

@46 No, sorry to disappoint. And hmm, let's see, which of us sounds more intelligent? Surely not the foul-mouthed raving lunatic. Typical behavior of the mentally inferior.

I think TheLegend needs a hug.

...who says : )

that she isnt pregnant?

never heard it myself

what?

TheLegend needs to hug a Desert Eagle with his mouth.

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

Wow, Rich! You must be quick like lightning to post twice in the same minute!

RichPort needs to fuck Britney so he dies of aids.

She looks beautiful, and, dammit, he DOES look like Mr. Potatohead!!!

#53.........Yes who actually sounds more intelligent? A dreamer who lives in cuckoo land like yourself, or me who speaks the truth and tells it like it is.

#54 YOU do it.

#25.........Get a life and use your own name. You are a typical foreskin cleaner. If you use my name again, this thread will get fucked.

#60 I think he looks like Ringo Starr. (Sorry, Ringo)

You people are fucking losers who spend your whole day on here. Fucking pathetic. You scum probably have your left hand on your baby dicks and the ky jelly handy along with your right hand on the mouse browsing this shit. What a bunch of proper cunts. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahaaaaa.

#59 - (insert cartoon music, followed by gunshot and body falling)

52. What? Couldn't decide how to fucking spell "almost"?

It is possible that repeating second grade for the third time might have afforded you the opportunity to avoid such awkward and embarrassing moments.

Carry on.

59. He'd have to give up the cock for that scenario to work. I'm not a pessimist, but I don't see it happening ;^)

#63 - wouldn't you have to put the kitten head down first? Don't want to do that, do you, Mohammed?

#67 - 68 - You lose. Again. Go fcuk yuorslef.

Hey, nobody calls me a "proper" cunt and gets away with it. I'll have you know that I'm a very IMproper cunt. Don't you forget that.

Good lord. Welcome to Wal-tard.

There you go douche. I used your lame name again. Fuck the thread up.

Poor guy. Look at that pale skin and those dead eyes. I think Christina's breasts are draining his life force.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Im a sprog!
I am using your name, too!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am trolling the troll of a psycho!
What does that make me?
A Sprog?

I adore the real Richport, but I have to be honest and admit that I'm enjoying the Richport vs. Richport battle. 3 out of 4 of my multiple personalities say it's hilarious!

70. I might ask you why my posts repeatedly elicit the ever amusing and stinging response of, "You lose", but I really don't think that my fragile ego could withstand your reply. That, and I simply don't care ;^)

G'night, Tea Bag!

How about a Sprig? An offshoot of the Sprog?

Only gay men leave little smiley faces in their posts, and it looks like RP's troll is indeed GAY!!

Sprigger - an oppressed Sprog?

Oh ho, I see I'm being trolled now. I will fuck your shit up, right after I finishe cleaning the last bits of my snot off my fingers. With my tongue.

Sprigger, I like that.

TL68LTC!

I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I need to get in touch with: meself.

See Wally? You don't need "the code" to Typekey.......

Anybody else out there bi/curious?

Wally is as gay as they come. He always tried to sound hetero when speaking about how he'd do this or that to women, but he could never shake the gay.

I'm serious this time, really....

click click BBBBBOOOOOM!

Jesus can cure people of The Gay

Guess you can't blame him. Napalm to the head in Vietnam can do that to you. But I have a hard time imagining him doing any fighting while there. He probably hid out in a hole the entire time.

I think we scared him off. He's now pissing his pants in the corner of his basement room.

YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!

No - I think an installment of the Holy Koran is soon to be forthcoming....

WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY!

Stop yelling you are going to wake up my parents.

How many Spriggers do we have with us today? Countoff, please!

1!

How you got sucked into this fraudulent scandal is yet to be seen.

Damn sprog won't stop barking -- gotta go take it for a walk.......

Spriggers rhymes with ....

It's been a blast, but it's quittin' time!

yeah - been fun....

Chiggers?

See ya later

Psyche. I'm not going anywhere.

me either

Cool. So what do you want to do?

dunno....looks like we are alone, though!

what are you wearing?

Fun. We can play I'm the stupidest person in the world.

Cellophane boxers and a green turtleneck

Thank you for a Wonderful evening Wally.

Uhhhh....I think we are already....

How about you?

mmmmmm cellophane!

black socks and Chanel #5

Who's Wally?

iambananas apparently lives... that sucks for everyone...

You are!

It's not edible cellophane. You might choke on it.

Hi Rich. Is it really you?

Chanel #5 is my favorite and so is Bumblebee Tuna #17

Wait a second it must be the real RichPort because I know it's not me.

Wally I know it's you. Stop being an ass.

I think there are three of us right now

I'm telling you I have no idea who this Wally person is, but I'm pretty sure I know who you are.

I bet you dont!

Fuck you Wally. Who am I them?

You are her.

#122 Let me guess, the first reminds you of Mom and the second reminds you of...uh oh...Mom?

#130 is RichPort. That is obvious

I dont think so

Where is that from? Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie. It sounds like something out of an 80's movie.

Wrong again, tuna breath.

#132 What do you know about Paul Bunyan?

TheLegend68 - God you have a lot of time on your hands!

On the topic:

All I see when I look at Xtina's husband is "nice guy, big dick". Somethings making her stick around.

He had a blue ox?

RichPort -- wahat's wrong with tuna breath. I also have tuna hand and tuna wrist and tuna elbow. Here smell.

Bugger off lilrack!

He had a blue ox and what was the Blue ox's name?

Sprog!

Legend, running up a thread talking to yourself is NOT what the doctors meant by therapy. Get out off the doctor's computer NOW and go back to your cell, your meds are wearing off.

Babe the Blue Ox!

And where are they from?

Minnesota?

if she isnt pregnant then why in the hell is it such a big fuckin deal!!!!!!!!

and what does Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox have to do with any of this?

Bingo!

Because you're a babe and you live in Minnesota or New York or Delaware or Canada or Florida. Am I warm?

Huh?

Nope!

Babe, correct
Locations -- all wrong!

Oregon

Beirut

Kurdistan

That was my next guess.

You're fun. see ya

I don't care, after all these fugly pictures of Britney it is VERY refreshing to see pictures of a beautiful young woman in a lovely dress.

later!

#158 Where?

Awww...she's not pregnant? Me niether, who cares.....NEXT!!!!!
Hey, what's going on in Lohan Land???

I didn't know Christina Aguilera married Paul Wolfowitz.

I'm glad she's not pregnant. They would have to give her a C-section to get that kids nose out...........

Not like anyone cares, but for the record, I am still fingering myself to Christina's pix.

She's hot. That's hot. I'm hot.

Heh heh, no yer not. Ick.

I like her new look, it's very glam.

Danielle, thank goodness you're not fingering yourself to that uberdork standing next to her.

Wax figure, yes.

Fake tits, yes.

Oh, Thora Birch don't need no silicone. All real.

ALL REAL!

One day, she'll do something, and it'll get on here, and when it does, THEN she'll be impressed.

Yep. Gonna send her my private email, after that, then tell her in advance what I will post here.

Then, when it shows up, she'll know it was me here and she'll email back and say, "Oh, thanks for all those comments all that time."

Even THIS one!

Then we'll just laugh...

i already knew she wasnt pregnant. i already been snipped

www.carpemundus.com - liars, but funny ones

gimme a day with this blond beanpole,
what you gotta do is lay her flat on her back ontop of a feather mattress in restraints
and go to town
then you go balls deep in that tan kitty and let her take the test and she should come up positive for a baby.

The last time when i made a little joke about 'Kurds' i got almost hacked by Al Qaeda.I didn't know those guys have such a touchy nerves.However,i know now the guy is not a Kurd but Jewish.So why did they make such a big deal outta that?

Is there any Al Qaeda-member who can explain me that here?You can put a comment here or even better,you can send me an email.

hehheh. her boyfriend looks just like the kind of little guy that likes the hot candle wax.
then you straddle him, man to man, and apply the hot wax to his happy trail.
yea. pleasure with the pain.

I don't like how christina constantly wears 20 lbs of makeup.

But hey, at least she's not lookin like britney.

He looks like a sweet obedient choirboy.

its in the eyes. that boi wants to be humiliated and the only way to do it is with a greased up diamond tip buttplug that takes about 20 min to insert.
after that its like a tupac song "keep ya head up"
ya know LOL

You people are losers.

and oprah wasn't arrested for murder.

really...whats the point of this post?

I find it funny how all this semitic peoples are always going on about their differences and fighting over their shithole territories. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME GENETIC STOCk. Israeli jews and arabs they are all the same crap.

#179 - They just wear different sized head coverings. I suspect that may be what the fight has been about all along.

Xtina is no moron....she knows mommydom = End of Career...unlike some other young pop star/former Mouseketeer.......

If this is her actual husband, I'd like to sell her some cheap platonium. What a little geek lookin' jerk-off.........

Everything about this woman annoys me. First she plays off like she's this innocent little pop princess; in her next album she "reveals the real Xtina" which really reveals nothing more than a flat chested, gyrating, overly made-up whore. All of a sudden, people are making jokes about her left and right so she does the smart thing for once (this is where Britney went wrong) and listened to her agents, and came to the realization that people weren't in love with her sideshow freak side. So now her gimmick is to strut around on stage singing horrible, Mariah-esque music that does nothing more than showcase her vocal range, while thinking she's the next Marilyn Monroe (not even close). There is no end to describing how much this bitch annoys me, especially because she's taken on this holier-than-thou attitude when you know deep down she still wants to be rubbing her diseased poon all over 50 guys like in her Dirrty video. She needs to eat a heaping spoonful of that salmonella coated peanut butter.

Beautiful.
Wax figure? WTF? she's looking good.
And BTW Superfish, I'm sure you look worse than Christina's husband, so STFU LMAO.

There's that look of bowel movement I've come to enjoy so much with Jordan!

When you can sing like her, you can look however you want! She is a SAINT compared to Britney! I mean really. When was the last time you heard anything bad about Christina? And if she wants to do a more "adult" type of album, who cares? She is an adult and she's married instead of whoring around, and she doesn't have kids.
I say more power to her!

"Looking like a wax figure with huge bozoongas"? That's my future ex-wife you're talking about.

#184)If you're talking about me sweetness,even after a night out and just a couple of hours sleep.I'm looking ten times better early in the morning and i even haven't worked out yet this year...Promised.

I'm also less pale.

I didn't even know she's BLIND....What da hell can she possible C in that "screw thread bottle" of Ripple.

Is that guy in the music business? if so, hes a perfect example why young dudes should take up music in high school...

damn id love to foul her!

i bet she would make a bomb ass mother

she has a husband? who puts up with that skank?