Feb 12 2007Christina Aguilera at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards

Yay for Oompa-Loompa hair.

1st

I, for one, love the new look...so much softer

bitch

Thank you (see my comment from stupid freakin' Tyra). I now need to go clean up my pants.

why is she such a weird color? like a cross between orange and ochre.
I myself am pink.

^ I love the line at her forehead where they missed the orange (tan) color spray. It goes well with the #1 oompa loompa hair.

I'd like to give her my Mister Marmalade...

I myself am black and blue, but only because I love pictures of freakishly-colored saucy celebs so much.

lets see...
fake bleaced out hair
fake tan
fake colored contacts
fake boobs
2 lbs of makeup
stripp rag clothes
and she's still one ugly girl

I'd pumper in the dumper!

She is still dangerously over-tanned, but, I'll give her props, at least she is headed in the right direction.

okay, i am willing to get blasted for this one... but this chick is like a guilty pleasure for me... for all intensive reasons you should not like her because of her, well, whorey past, fashion faux pas, et al... but her voice is bloody amazing so i cant help but effing love her!

Is there anything real about this girl? Um, besides the mole on her chest?

she's incredibly beautiful.

a shame she's with that PUTZ.

Yet she still manages to grease up my screen...

someone please dip this bitch in a vat of de-greaser.

what the fuck is with her eyebrows?

that's so cute! i love it when the maid plays dress up.

by the way, cookie puss, her eye color is actually real. but she still sucks balls. cisco adlers balls.

I would do her like they do on the discovery channel, but only after I visited http://www.seanodonnellshow.com

remember when she used to look like this: http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~mymail/pictures/fhmsexiestwomen/cyberhawk_scans_004-christina_aguilera_fhm2000.jpg

i'd tap it.

What is that marking on her left arm, just below the elbow? Did she survive Auschwitz?

I hope she got a discount on that dress - with all the puckers and ripples in the fabric - it looks like something I once bought from the Budweiser delivery guy.

The dress looks great but she really needs stop tanning. Her skin color is a little scary.

God some of you guys will bang anything we know, we know. Does anyone with any fashion sense have a big problem with the granny panty hose colored sash on that dress!!?? eWWW Save some money on the orange dye and buy some fashion advice

Wow, painted on tan?

Man she is gorgeous.

Who dropped their BRATZ DOLL on the red carpet?

If I walk around with my eyes half closed, will I look sexy too, or just drunk?

She is quite pretty. The hush-hush nose job was a really good idea. It used to be very triangular and wide across the bridge. Now it's tapered and streamline.

But she needs a new stylist. That dress is a big YAWN, and if it weren't for the bioluminescent skin and the white hair, you wouldn't look twice at her.

How about, pale skin, honey-blonde hair (so it's not white, dry, dull and crunchy) and a pink dress.

I hate this new look. She look's like a norman rockwell painting of an oompa loompa.

her voice is powerful, and she has great control, but her delivery, for whatever reason, winds up being terrible.

if you ever put one of her songs on in the backgrounds, her voice just sounds like some 13 year old practising the trumpet.

O.K.-she needs a good scrubbing with a hose,
vats of soap and lots of water but she's still
an amazing talent! I wonder if ol' Brit-Brit
tried to put the lesbian moves on Xtina-maybe
that's what broke up the friendship?
She was so fab last night!

SHE IS NASTY NOW. I WOULD HAVE BANGED HER WHEN SHE WAS IN THE DIRRTY VIDEO BUT NOW HER AND HER JEW OF A HUSBAND CAN TAKE A HIKE.... PEACE

I think I can hear her pores crying out for some oxygen...lay of the spatula a bit there, Christina.

Could her skin be covered with any more makeup and fake tan? The baby hairs around her face are the same color as her skin.

I agree that pose is RIDICULOUS! EXPRESSIALLY if you are terrified of nice looking womans ass.

I hate fake tans. Fake boobs I'm OK with, but never fake tans. Besides, someone barfed on her shoes after the Grammy press interviews last night, so she's smelly for more than just the usual reasons.

#34 - Auschwitz much?

She's like the opposite of Britney...since she got married she's been looking much better and more tasteful.

She's like the opposite of Britney...since she got married she's been looking much better and more tasteful. Of course, Christina didn't marry a hobo.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... she might be beautiful to Stevie Wonder. She needs to cover up those frightful legs (I have seen better shape legs on a coffee table) and that freakishly elongated torso.
The face underneath the makeup she applied with a trowel might be average...who knows.
She has a face & body for radio. Not to be totally negative her voice can be nice.

Maybe it's because of her old Dirrty look, but she just looks like a porn star who tried to get glammed up for the Woody Awards

I suddenly have this urge to spackle any holes in the surrounding walls with makeup.
Cheap makeup. Like Avon type shit.

And #34 - sorry that this chick decided to marry someone else besides a rabid teenage fan such as yourself but you gotta chill & lose the trenchcoat.

Biatcho, what the hell happened to you? I thought you were attacked by sharks.

Ugh, that dress. Baby pink and mocha brown together -- nice. Baby pink, mocha brown...and electric blue? How could she possibly look in the mirror before leaving her house and think to herself: "Damn, this is a hot dress!"?

Is it me or does X-tina look more and more like an Oompa Loompa with each red carpet appearance? She needs to lay off the [spray] bottle and peroxide. Jordy's clothes must all be covered in orange sef-tanner.

Hey Rich! Yeah sorry I was not eaten by fat lesbians or anything nor was I banned from the site due to fat lesbians who take themselves far too seriously.

I was away on a much needed vacation!
This place still sucks ass I see!

You can actually see this blond girl has some latina blood.Take a look at photo 3&7,in ratio with her tiny body this girl has quite a huge ass.Or maybe it's photoshopped...

You can actually see this blond girl has some latina blood.Take a look at photo 3&7,in ratio with her tiny body Christina has quite a huge ass.Or maybe it's photoshopped...

(50)Is for sure a troll.

#48 - yea biassho, behave yourself or I'll have you banned again! hahahahahahahaha!

What a revolting shade of orange. I don't even know where to start with the hair.

Yes, you had me banned. You are great. Funny thing is people apparently never told you that fat people never win so why don't you follow your fat friend ANS and kill yourself as well.

Geez, Biatcho... my brain is fried and I can use some chicken and some weed... meet you on 158th and Ft Wash?

You mean the bulldyke-esque had somebody banned?

what a punk-ased move, lame lame.

look at the ass on her

Rich - i'll be at Caporal Chicken with a dimebag & Colt 45.

B'Slim: While Bull Dyke likes to think It has some power it's actually just all in its head. God forbid someone goes on vacation and doesn't log onto the Superficial while their tanning. When It goes on vacation It can't go tanning because people constantly report beached whales & try to throw It back into the ocean. Must suck to be ghostly white & fat!

#54 - biassho yea, no. Put down those tiny fists of fury, I'm not going to fight you any more. I'm so far out of your intellectual league it's like we're not even playing the same sport. Run along and play with your little group of faux friends, and try not to get in trouble again. Ta-ta.

Biatcho, you're the fucking best. But I drink Private Stock. Are you still biatcho_numero_uno? If so, I sent you a message.

Ah yes, the intellect of a sandflea you have fats.

Of course I'm biatcho numero uno! Not to be confused with fiatso numero uno, AKA Lesbianesque.

and i thought biatcho, richport and barbado were all the same person, logging on with different names...

i suppose i still don't know that for sure, but what does that mean to you fellas that i would think that?

let me guess: i'm a fat lesbian or you'd still hit it?

Why Why Why does her hair never move?

God she looks great!

Okay, I happen to think she's an amazing singer and about the ONLY celebrity who can pull of being a slut one minute and LOOK decent the next.

She's really pretty and has probably the best female voices out there.

WTF who am i kidding... just look at Britney Spears compared to Christina Aguilera. Which one would u pick??

#10
You make perfect sense.
She looks pretty in the second picture... and then you click on the third and she just looks retarded. her one eye looks smaller than the other (drugs? ...probably) and her eyebrow is screwed up and in most of the pictures her skin looks not only orange but just flat out GROSS. i'm opting that she washes her face, buys acne cream, and refrains from using the tanning bed much longer. i'm all for a nice golden glow, but this is just nasty.

First photo looks like Scarlett Johansson gone horribly, horribly wrong.

where the fuck is that husband of hers

She should go back to the red lipstick.. the light pink is way too pale with that burnt umber tan she has on.

#57 I know right. since when christina had an ass? I'm really getting sick and tired of this whole booty trend thing. I blame it on rappers. I mean its like everyone is sticking their tiny asses out these days.

The Barbie Doll haircut is a scream!

Her taste comes from her asshole, which is directly positioned behind two skinny and completely sexless butt-cheeks.

uumm, shack... I am hardly a "fella" but I could put an irish beat down on you if I had to. Unless you are the fat lesbian you sound like, because then I am afraid I can't touch you for fear of turning gay by association.

Now run along to 1st period and make sure you study hard for that math test in study hall. And stop daydreaming about the cheerleaders, I promise you they will never give you the time of day. Just like your parents.

you people are dumb. well most of you. I think she looks beautiful but as they say, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Whatever, despise what you say, she isnt doing drugs because first off, she didnt look like she was high, and second off, she wasnt doing a "courtney love" loll.

But who punched her in the face? (twice) Her cheeks are blue.

Do her and Tara Reid share the same clothes? That is one fugly dress and trash earrings.---people with more money than taste.....

There's something I really can't understand. Last year, I made a huge mistake. I dyed my hair, twice in a month. Exactly 30 days apart. (Dyed. Not bleached) And not even two weeks after the last dye, my hair was weak, breaking, and I pretty lost half of the amount of hair I used to have. Hadda cut it down, a few inches, so it'd grow healthy, again. Now. Can anyone tell me why this bitch that uses about 1265465416512564 bottles of spray, curls/straightens/blowdries in ONE day. And that probably has to bleach her hair to WHITE, about five times a week, so her roots dont show... STILL HAS HAIR?! What the fucking HELL?! I'm telling you. She'll be bald, by the time she hits her 30's.

At first glance, I thought she looked really good!! But upon closer inspection I realized I had been fooled.
-I don't understand the hair. What is going on? WHY is that going on??
-Her skin color is really gross and unnatural. She should know better than to get a spray tan 2 minutes before arriving at the grammys!
-The eyebrows.. I'm guessing theres makeup there to make them appear larger and fuller, but.. it looks stupid because.. you can see where her real eyebrows are and where the makeup begins. Its just unnecessary!
But, I do think her eye makeup looks good. It makes her eyes look pretty.

MY DONGER, HER POOPER

DONE

yea she actually looks decent in these pics except for the orange skin

I'm almost confused about this girl anymore. I mean her latest song is actually playing on the radio... I want to wrip it out of my car everytime I hear it. What happened to the bad ass pierced and grungy Christina? I think I almost liked that more. Now the only thing to question about this chick is what color her natural skin tone is...

WTF is the fun in that?!?

please, can't most people just stick to regular lipstick colors?

you are beautiful, no matter what they say...