Feb 13 2007Britney Spears trades her clothes

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as far as skank goes, she does look better in the hooker outfit that that hideous red nightmare dress.

i take it back....does she look tanner? i don't get it. plus she is wearing those same ugly boots. sigh....oh brit.

Yuck. I was wondering how Brit could look any worse than she did a couple of months ago, when she was HUGE, walking around in clothes with food grease on them, with huge fatty-arms... I really didn't think it could get worse. It's nice to be surprised every once in a while...
I should start clothes swapping with people I hardly know too. Just for fun. Too bad people only walk around in bikinis and fishnets on Planet Whore, where Brit lives. It had the potential to be a frightfully interesting experiment...

Do do do dooo do-do, doowaa! Mentos - the freshmaker!

She's getting tips on how to be a professional whore.

I think I'm going to start calling her Anna Nicole Jr.

"She was trying on all their outfits and left in a bikini and fishnets"

and then one of the dancers sighed heavily, and said, "ok, who's going to soak all this stuff in hot water and Monistat?"

SF, this is the most pointless story you've ever blogged. Who the fuck cares?

Yes, Anna Nicole Junior is a very appropriate name
for this ding-dong. It would be so sad to see Kevin
get the kids but I'm thinking he might be the better
parent-how sad it that?

Looks like those fish nets caught three whales.....

Could there be a LESS attractive person that people pay attention to?

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Oh, my God? Can this skank PLEASE disappear from the face of Earth? Could she get any more disgusting at this point? Where are her children? Why do we barely ever hear about them? How come everyone that 'knows' her keep saying that 'her boys mean eveything to her'? Oh, yeah? What GOOD mother would leave her TWO toddlers alone, every night, so she can go clubbing with some whores? That's fucked up, man. I hate Britney.

I've heard a story she was actually trying to blend in and to be one of the "working" girls but later they realized she was scaring away the customers and told her to wrap herself in a towel. How do i know? Because I'm the real father of Britney's babies- Kevin didn't dare to do it straight up with her because of all her past flings, and that's one of the reasons her bum was really sore all the time. But me- I have low standarts :)

Someone needs to hire a skywriter to notify Shitney that she's not hot at all anymore. I'd rather see a decomposing Anna Nicole in a bikini. K-Fed must have triggered her white trash roots to finally come out.

And, one more thing. When the REAL whore start looking more decent than you do, maybe you should start re-considering your life-style...

PLEASE -- I will pay top dollar for you not posting anything more about this whore. PLEASE. She is nothing more than a desperate has-been who will do anything to get publicity. Let's stop it!!!

@11... Tee hee!

that is a BRA and panty set from H/M, I bought the same one here in Germany, but wear a shirt and jeans over it in public

She must be following LiLo's career. Since LiLo thinks that whores are OK, Brit must be thinking "I should aspire to be like them".

Where are her handlers? Why isn't her $$$ taken away from her so that she can disappear from the limelight permanently?

Most importantly, where are her kids while she's out hangin' with the strippers?!?!?

#13 is right on. Britney is a piece of shit mother and a repulsive person. I really cannot believe that she is doing all this shit and no one in her life has staged an intervention, or just outright chained her ass to her house. She is humiliating herself on a daily basis and it used to be amusing. Now it's just disgusting and pathetic.

At least it knocked the barf-in-the-car picture down so that's not the first thing you see when the site comes up, so for that we should be thankful.

Is Club One a titty bar? If so, what's Britney trying to prove here? That she can look just as skanky as any other ho? Mission accomplished, Britney. Congrats. And if not, again, what's the move here? Is she trolling for another boyfriend who will end up telling a tabloid what a mess she is? She's beginning to make Lohan look well-adjusted by comparison. BTW, where is Lohan? More Lohan!!

This site shouldn't be called thesuperficial anymore. It should be called 3whores.com.
Because it's all about Paris being a whore, Britney being a whore, and Anna Nicole Smith sleeping with everyman in sight and, yes, being a whore.
I don't see why people even bother reporting about Britney anymore. Nobody cares.

Duh, sorry, I guess it is a titty bar. Yeah, that'll look good to the judge when she goes to court. Hanging out with strippers is one of the foundations of good parenting. That and a never-ending supply of Cheetos.

I really really really want her to lose her kids.

For the love of all that is good in the world, why does it say "obnoxious" comments may be removed? You've got nothing but!

Thanx for the skanx. Reminds me every day why I'm happy to be nobody, and that no one cares what I wear or eat or smell like. :}

can we please give her babies to CPS or maybe have them raised by wolves....it would just be better for them that way

"Dear Customer,

Please remember to leave your undergarments on when trying on intimate apparel.

Your cooperation is appreciated."

Its like she's signaling the rescue plane with that forehead.

I cannot believe I am going to say this.....

TEAM K-FED.....

Her children would be better of with a family of hungry, blood-lusting bears. Althought, I think Sean Preston is going to do just fine, since he's starting to look more and more like Cartman, with each passing day. And Jaylynn...? Well, I don't even know if he's still alive.

@30... Agreed. How weird is that? Who knew K-Fed would come out of this looking like an adult? Er, well... better than Britney at least. Has he been out whoring it up too and we just haven't heard about it?

Looks like a best man cheaped out on his buddy's bachelor party.

What judge in his/her right mind would award the kids to Britney? I'll bet K-FED is ecstaic right now. This is gonna be an easy one for his lawyer.

Looks like the best man cheaped out on his buddy's bachelor party.

well, the 2nd outfit looks a hell of a lot better than that disgusting red dress! ugh britney is so gross!

Britney is interning. Her musical career is in the toilet. What else is she qualified to do? Taste-test Cheetos? Baby-sit retards when it doesn't matter if they fall on their heads? Advertise brazilian waxes for the Heavy Ho Salon?

Is she serial? I miss sweet old Brit. If, according to her ex boyfriend, she is so concerned that her ex hubby will take her children away, does she really think behaving like this will make her appear more becoming? Granted, she deserves to have fun and I'm all for her to have a few drinks with friends but this is topping Lindsey Lohan behaviour!

It's ironic that K-Fed used to be the most envied man on the planet a few years back. Now everyone realizes that wigger was friggin lucky to get away from that grody skank. He definitely is the better trailer trash parent compared to her.

Could someone PLEASE bring back in the "Stunt-Brittany" that was paraded on the Dave Letterman show a few weeks ago - and put "Sluttish-Brittany" back in the underground lair?? PLEASE?? God - I hope her mother beats the crap out of her when she gets home.

I think Britney looks hot. I like her with a little more weight. Like they say, real women have curves. I'd love to take Isaac Cohen's place, but she seems very selective so I'm not very hopeful :(

WHAT A BUNCH OF CHEAP SLUTS. IN THE 8 PICTURES JOINED ABOVE, I WOULD FUCK THE SLUT IN THE FIRST PICTURE AND SPUNK ON HER FACE JUST TO SHOW HER HOW MUCH OF A WORTHLESS WHORE SHE IS. AS FOR BRITNEY THE TRAILER TURD, I DONT THINK A BABOON WOULD GO NEAR HER.

Is this a strip club? I don't understand...

Italian Stallion- funny like ha ha.

Damn she's ugly these days!

She's a barnyard animal. With a cloven hoof.

I believe she always looked like that. It's like, if someone started taking your pictures, about 90% of them you would never show even to your closest friend. Photographers don't use most of the pictures unless they intentionally want a person look like a crackwhore or a retard. Plus, after 2 babies, any woman would loose their sex appeal, and partying every day doesn't help either. She will be back as "Britney Spears" if she survives the whole ordeal.

I'm getting tired of this girl.She's behaving herself like she's in a personal candystore or something.I'm getting the impression she really doesn't care about her kids.she likes them as they were puppies but now they're getting bigger.I'm totally finished with Britney!Big turn off.

#48 !!!

Wait, who cares about Britney anymore? Unless! Unless she's Anna Nicole Smith's baby-daddy. Hmmm...

#48 !!!

Wait, who cares about Britney anymore? Unless! Unless she's Anna Nicole Smith's baby-daddy. Hmmm...

i am all about her making an ass of herself for our entertainment. it's great.

i am mildly concerned about the fact that she has kids though. i would be so embarassed f she was my mother...

i don't even think she means to be a bad mother---she just had kids WAY too young.

and those boots are horrible, why oh why did she think those boots and that dress were ever a good idea?

Actually, the seams on her dress burst open because the dress was way too small, so she had to find something else to wear.

(51)She wanted to relief herself from some gas.Just when she started to press her dress bursted open...

(51)That was a good one.

Ugh, gross -- all three of them have that weird, in-shape-50-year-old-woman, rectangle body, complete with protruding man stomachs.

Dizzike.

I'd still like to run up in it, though.

I'd change too if I had barf and cheetos all over my get-up.

Those look like go-go dancers, not strippers. That's why they're all wearing the same thing. A friend of mine used to work as a go-go dancer at a club and the girls had an outfit just like these. I'm not familiar with this club, but it really doesn't look like an outfit made for stripping off. And just to be clear, "go-go dancer" is not a euphemism for stripper.

Did Paris And Lindsay Die? Seriously it's been over a week and nothing new. I need updates!!!!

Good God, what the hell is she doing? Britney will be the next one everyone will be hearing about who's keeled over somewhere & died......RIP Britney

Sadly i am on Kfeds side...

I laugh out loud every time I look at that cubic zirconia necktie

I can just see it now, her children's first words will be...Mommy! Wake up!! I've made you bwekfust, Peez Mommy, I'll do anything to get you to notice me!! Oh!! I'm having a Psychic premonition...I see her children waiting on her hand and foot, when she's home, and living off of old tatertots and cold whopper parts they've gleaned off the tables, oh, chased down, by dregs of leftover beer....But! They will do it in VERY stylish surroundings!

the Funk in that room is thick and intense, but not the good Rick James funk, I mean funk as in unwashed clit and stale vaginal secretions.

too bad she didnt walk into a nuns convent... even though i HIGhly doubt that would happen... she shows it off more than she did when she was in shape god

Strippers, dancers, or whatever these girls are isn't the issue and doesn't automatically make them whores. Brittany going out and having a good time doesn't necessarily make her a bad mother either.

It's hard to know exactly what someone is going through unless you are in their shoes. The pics of Brittany driving around with her baby out of a car seat were absolutely insane. That shows she wasn't being a responsible mother.

I am a stay at home Mom and I don't go out like that but to each their own, I suppose. I am sure the children are in the care of someone; perhaps her mother or a nanny. I don't wish it on anyone to lose their children. That's just wrong. I do however wish she could get her shit together.

Okay, I will get off the soapbox now.

Last but not least, I think it's pretty fucking gross to be trying on people's clothing (especially intimate items of clothing like a bikini) with first knowing that it's been WASHED.

Oh yeah, were talking about Brittany Spears.

@65...shut your fucking piehole you degenerate whoring enabling whiner. That's what i'd be telling you if you meant to defend this cheap, oh wait you WERE defending her, nevermind.

Mandy:

I stopped reading at "I am a stay at home Mom". Get a job.

btw, if you're going to make a big stink about defending her, at least spell her freaking name right. It's only plastered all over this post 20 times.

like a slow motin train wreck,but most of the people who comment on this site own at least two of her CD's,so whos the real loser?

why do people even defend her? let her run herself into the ground and then maybe... rather, hopefully, will crawl under the trailer that she crawled out of and never ever will come out again.
sometimes it seems that she doesn't realize wtf she's doing, but she will so regret it when her kids won't recognize her as their mother, but as some dumb whore that just hangs around.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

the woman is worse than a train wreck. She's gotta be on meth - as soon as we see the sores start to appear, we'll have it confirmed.

Is there not ONE person in her life who has some sway over her for something positive & good? How did she appear on Dave Letterman a little while ago, looking good? Did she just jump the train to Methheadville the minute the cameras in the studio stopped pointing in her direction??

I predict a Courtney Love for her. Another has-been slowly swirling the bowl of infamy, being sucked into the pipes with all the other free floating turds.....I'd say "holy shit" but there's nothing holy about this broad. More like unholy...spawn of Satan. Blech

and i dont own any of her cd's i hated her since day one!

***********its funny how in the pictures with the pictures she is gazing at them admirably... pathetic yet funny**************

***********its funny how in the pictures with the strippers she is gazing at them admirably... pathetic yet funny**************

Club One sounds more like a suggestion. A good, old-fashioned 'seal hunt' kind of suggestion.

#74 - agreed. Brit should be in a movie with JuliaBella. Brit playing the part of a baby seal, and JB just treating her the way Tiger treats a golf ball.

Mandy - You post examples of Brit's unfitness to be a parent, and then you say "I don't wish it on anyone to lose their children. That's just wrong. I do however wish she could get her shit together." Well, she's obviously NOT getting her shit together, so at what point do you concede that she is an unfit mother and that her kids need removed from her custody?

It's NOT wrong for a drug-addicted whore with the wisdom and judgement of a 6 year old to have her children removed from her custody. They are obviously more of an inconvenience to her than a blessing. For the sake of the kids, it's the RIGHT thing to do.

You are the reason that keyboards should be able to electrocute those who type nonsense. Your kids should be removed from your custody. I hope that your slip and fall off of the soapbox knocked some sense into that thick head of yours.

I was going to post a comment about how she looked like she was taking fashion advice from a Kentucky stripper whose pimp moonlights as a Wallmart stockboy, but the real story is actually way more entertaining. It's like these celbrities are thinking about the most rediculous story anyone could write about them, and decide to beat them to the punch. And when I say "punch" I mean Hi-C laced with Vodka and percocet and Moonshine. Obviously.

i actually feel sorry for her, i remember when i was a little girl and she wasn't so sluttish. now, she's a complete whore.

SUCK IN THAT GUT!!!!!

she really doesnt look much like millionare does she? with all that money you think she could afford to buy herself some decent threads

britney spears is utterly fabulous......i am in complete lust with her.....she looks like a goddess in these pics...whats wrong with all you idiots...u queer or something?...ive had a hard-on from the moment i saw these pics...she has got a fabulous body,she is unbelievably beautiful and completely earth shatteringly wonderful...i love u britney...keep enjoying yourself mate....

britney spears is utterly fabulous......i am in complete lust with her.....she looks like a goddess in these pics...whats wrong with all you idiots...u queer or something?...ive had a hard-on from the moment i saw these pics...she has got a fabulous body,she is unbelievably beautiful and completely earth shatteringly wonderful...i love u britney...keep enjoying yourself mate....

yes, i guess a red dress isn't classy enough - she had to class it up a notch!