Feb 21 2007Britney Spears shaved her hair to avoid drug testing

If she stays fat, bald, and drugged, she'll turn completely lesbian. But she'll probably keep her kids. Rosie will unleash the pit bulls on K-Fed.

Well I suppose this explanation makes a bit more sense...just goes to show that if you threaten testing any of Britney's body parts, she'd be willing (or stupid enough) to dispose of them.

That's proper disturbing.

Hah!! as if we needed more proof, SHE'S TOO STOOPID TO LIVE.

Goddamn, I'm scared. She looks like she would beat me up for a handful of Cheetos. Half a handful even.

Skinhead

What the hell is that on the back on her right pant leg? It looks like one of those stickers that are on new pants to show the size.

It's really awesome of the facility to let her keep smoking like that. I was under the impression that you couldn't have any stimulants including caffeine, chocolate, nicotine...

I'd also feel real safe somewhere where a person could just climb a tree and see you. Tight security they have going on there.

If it was true then surely she would have taken the hair with her?

If you shave your head, they pluck out hairs from your body anyhow. You can't get 'em all Brit, lord knows I've tried. What the hell is she on anyhow? I'm confused about all this...you don't test hair for alcohol. Is Brit on the pipe?

On a side note, I think this is the ugliest set of pictures I have ever seen of her. She's starting to get into that weird Michael Jackson territory...

@10, that just goes to show how deluded she is, to actually think that everybody else is operating at her negative IQ level.
When you pull shit like that it just establishes that you are ON something. Apart from the fact they can just pull a hair out of her fat stinky ass.

Therapist: "How are you feeling today Britney?"

Britney: "Much better. I realize now that I was running away from my responsibilities. I shouldn't spend all my time goofing off with my friends instead of doing something productive with my life. I don't want to be a bad role model for my kids."

Therapist: "You're making excellent progress, jrzmommy--err, I mean, Britney."

Boy George is looking terrific! Pink is definitely his color.

#9, #12, Here are some answers:

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How much hair is needed?
Psychemedics’ standard screen, along with GC/MS/MS or LC/MS/MS confirmation, usually requires a cosmetically undetectable lock of hair preferably snipped from the back of the head, just below the crown. In general, the amount needed is the thickness of a shoelace tip. Hair analysis methods used by other laboratories may require significantly more hair.
Can hair collected from a brush be used?
No. Psychemedics requires a hair sample to be collected using the proper chain-of-custody protocols that will withstand a legal challenge. Psychemedics requires that the sample be submitted with Psychemedics Sample Acquisition Materials. The test subject must initial the sample to certify the authenticity of the sample at the time of collectioDETECTION PERIOD
Psychemedics hair analysis can detect drug use for approximately the previous 90 days. Temporary abstention won't beat the test.n

Shaving her legs by the pool? And the hotel was okay with this?! We have quite a few skanks use the public swimming pools where I live in London, but i've never seen ANYONE shave their legs by the pool - gross...

Does her shirt say "Delerious"? How appropriate.

She's probably just a knee-down shaver. I'll bet she's not shaving anywhere else, either. If she's naked, probably looks like ZZ Top coming at ya.

It's obvious Britney doesn't want to give any information about her drug habit/addiction.If she does she knows there's a big chance she's gonna lose her kids and tens of millions of $$...Because i'm sometimes a real nice guy and always caring (still haven't received any cheque) i'm gonna give her some helpful information.IF she's frequently using drugs, i don't believe she's a heroin user.To quit with heroin is a kind of hard because the body needs methadon to fight the bodily pain.All the other drugs is much more easier to quit with,even crack.Amphetamines and cocaine are relatively easy to quit with.You don't even need a rehab for this to quit all you need is a iron selfdiscipline.But the rehab is good for Britney i think.They can guide her and she's in the perfect environment to quit her eventually drug-habit.It's to easy to say all the time she's a cunt or a whore or whatever.That's the first thing maybe rednecks say.

#19, as a redneck who married into a Hispanic family, I just want you to know I never called Britney a cunt or a whore. I like Britney. I hope she gets her power back and kicks all our asses.

I don't want to offend rednecks.slowly i've to admit i've some 'rednecks' friends as well.

What the hell kind of drugs do you need to be on for even Kevin fucking Federline to be threatening to drug test you? That's like Keith Richards dissing someone for being a junkie.

Putrid slut.

It's obvious Britney very sorely NEEDS information about her own drug addiction.

If she thinks shaving her head will help her beat a follicle test, maybe she should be threatened with a blood test. "Is it okay witch y'all if I jes drain muh blud over in that there swimmin' hole? Ah mean, uh, pool?"

I beleive I told you all the drug test angle yesterday, so its not news to me. Who hasnt shaved thier head to avoid a hair follicle drug test before, I mean come on.

Let the trailertrash shine through.
5 years ago, did anyone think that Christina Aguilera would come out looking like the one that has it together?
#19 got it right. She's gonna loose her kids and more money to my man K-Fed. The man that flipped the script and did what plenty of women have done to Rich men, to some dumb Bumpkin from Louisiana.

I have to agree with #9. If the hair story is true, why wouldn't she have taken it with her? Now I hear it's worth millions on Ebay?
I guess if KFed wants it now, he'll have to pay for it. HA!

@26, I have spewed my disdain for Earl on many occasions, now I feel I have wronged him.

that man was a SAINT, can you imagine having to live with this retard and all her crazy shit. Probably high all the time. No wonder he took off for Vegas at every possible moment. He's not gonna get paid enough.

I don't know about the USA-laws.But is it allowed to just refuse a hair- or bloodtest?I'm telling you the first person ever who's gonna force me to do a hairtest,i'm gonna rip a fistfull of hair outta the person ass.

In the series of photos above, does it look like:

A.She's trying to rob the guy

B.Doing her best Robert De Niro impression

What a fucking doormat!

Life Coach: So, Libraesque...I mean, Jabba the Hut....you seem to be getting fatter and uglier and smellier by the day. What's going on?

Jabba the Hut: It's these Birkenstocks.....I can't walk very fast in them. Plus I'm still mourning Angelina Jolie's mother's death, so I haven't had much energy....grief, you know.

Oh boy, here we go...

Are you ever sleeping?

No @ #17, her shirt says "Deliverance," which is loosely based on her family.

Not really, I'm always "on"

She should hook up with Edward Furlong from American History X.

I can't believe I'll be the first to post a terrble pun like this; it's "American Britney X!"

I'm ashamed of myself for that.

(35)I know you've secretly a crush on me and i'm very honoured.But i wasn't talking to you dear.

#19 is full of shit. Heroin and painkillers are tough to detox from, but benzodiazepines are one of the worst groups, while being one of the most popular. Included are valium, xanax, klonopin, etc. and detox can be FATAL if you go cold turkey. Have you ever read a PDR? Don't spread you lack of knowledge on here by saying it only takes strong self discipline b/c you are giving advice that could kill somebody.

Any form of cocaine is only a 2 day detox. Alcohol detox from everyday use over a prolonged period is one of the worst I have seen. To claim that detox/rehab is not needed for anything except opiates further proves your ignorance. In patient rehab provides an essential way of life in order to help ppl stay straight.

#8 "It's really awesome of the facility to let her keep smoking like that."

Clearly you are an expert on rehab. Unless she is in rehab for a nicotine addiction, they would advise here against trying to give cigarette smoking up at this time. She needs to focus on whatever she is dealing with - trying to quit smoking on top of that would decrease her chances of success.

Her shirt doesn't say Deliverance, does it?

Putrid cum bucket slut.

Her shirt says putrid potato headed slut.

Is she smoking in rehab? I've never been in rehab, so I'm probably just talking out of my ass here, but I didn't think they let you have cigarettes, alcohol, coffee, etc.?

I mean, I thought the whole point was "clean living" and understanding why you're drawn to be addicted to something. I didn't think the point was to trade one addiction for another. Otherwise, it seems like you're not going to stay clean once you get out.

(38) Maybe you shouldn't be talking at tall........

It's not like KFed can go into court and demand a drug test anyway. They'd need probable cause, and at this point, with so much at stake (money, the kids, etc.) KFed's word is hardly credible.

Nails can also be tested for drugs! What a stupid woman

#44 please read #40. You are talkng out of your ass. You do not give up all your vices in one fell swoop if you hope to ultimately be clean.

Hey, but didn't the tattoo parlor want to auction her hair on eBay? LOL Nice job, Britney.

Potato headed slut.

I like it.
I also like watching someone break down right before my eyes. It's awesome.

I think her shirt says "Delusional".

Her shirt says Dumbshit potato headed slut who spewed out a couple of sprogs.

Like, hiding heroine in her mane? That crazy K-fed, I tell you what...

Bob Hasko
www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts

#7 You are so right, that does look like the size tape running down the side of her pants. How sad, first it was the dress with the tag still on and now she's in rehab with her tags showing again. Tragic.

http://cache.eonline.com/On/Special/Britney/Images/7.spears.snake.jpg

Can we please see this image posted? Leave the vulnerable girl alone,she has postpartum depression... she had two babies back to back with K-FED. You'd be fucked up too.
She'll figure it out. In the meantime, is there anyone hotter than this picture? I don't think so...

#44, to find the nearest AA meeting, look for a church with a group of people outside smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.

Wonderland and Promises are special rehabs, where very rich clients get to take off whenever they want if they need to film a scene, hang out at Butter, or score some smack. The staff probably give clients free Marlboros.

@56...sorry bub we don't do pity here. If she wanted to stay hot and spooge worthy she should have been more responsible. She failed herself and WORSE she failed US. No she shall be ridiculed and humiliated 'til she dies. Just like the bible says.

SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

.......and then after she dies she'll be humiliated and ridiculed some more, like we says..

What a stupid bitch. Shaving her head isn't going to do anything to stop a drug test if they really want to do one.

This has got to be the most retarded thing ever. There is no way or reason Britney would have to take a drug test of any sort. It's not like she has a history of anything besides getting drunk and last time I checked that isn't against the law.

Drug tests are only given to people who have legal histories of being on drugs and it's never been used on a mother without a documented history of drug use to take her children away and this assumes she couldn't afford the best lawyers money could buy which she definitely can.

Britney, you are dumber than Paris Hilton and that is saying something.

Idiot left the size sticker on her pants. How embarrassing!!

"besides getting drunk and last time I checked that isn't against the law"

Public intoxication is illegal almost everywhere, being constantly drunk in front of your kids and/or spouse can be a cause for a fault divorce (depending on jurisdiction) and can be presented as child endangerment. Finally, driving while intoxicated can get you a couple of years.

She is the hawtness!
Love,
Melissa Etheridge

Sean Preston is slacking off on his sticker peeling duties.Damn kid.

#64, she's never been charged with public intoxication or DUI so it makes no difference. Besides, they don't do hair tests to determine alcohol use.

And all of this assumes Britney couldn't afford a good lawyer. The law isn't like on "Boston Legal" anywhere other than on TV.

In the real world Britney's lawyers would never let it come to that. But since Britney prefers to take her legal advice from dullards like Hilton and her ex-husband instead of her lawyers she deserves to be a dumb bald skinhead.

Frankly, I'm surprised Miss Britney "Einsteen" Spears didn't get a tattoo on her forehead saying "I've never ever taken drugs and anybody saying so is a liar and a bad rapper", lol.

Boy if Justin Timberlake, KFed, and Britney should start a new boy band.

Not sure what I just said but you get the gist.

#36 - Good call on "American History X". She's definitely whiny Furlong right now, but she'd get my respect back in an instant if could muster a Norton moment - put the nigger's head on the curb & use her foot to snap its (yes, its) neck. She wouldn't have to worry about KFed or anybody else after that.

yeah, whoever that "source" is, well, they're a fucking idiot. enough said.

Never watched an episode of Boston Legal I hate lawyer shows.
I was just clarifying that getting drunk CAN be illegal. And by the way, not getting charged with a crime doesn't mean you are not breaking the law if in fact you are.

Britney is a prime example of the saying, "Money doesn't buy Happiness."

I am so glad that I am not in her shoes and that my life is not being examined under a microscope. Even if she wanted out of this life, I doubt she could really escape. Perhaps she could buy a private island and completely exclude herself but then again what kind of life is that?

I don't know. I am just speculating. I am not a fan of Britney's or whatever. I am just an everyday ordinary nobody who is wondering what it is she is going through. Whatever it is, I hope she can work through it.

I think it would be really sad to take her children away from her considering that I highly doubt Kevin would make any better a parent. I seriously doubt that if he did actually get custody that he would even tend to the children. They would be in the care of a nanny like they are now.

Come to think of it, a lot of celebrity's children probably spend a good majority of their time in the care of others. I'm just throwing this out there so don't flame me.

#65 bugman- LOL! Funny...
#70 jrzmommy hates everyone equally, but I bet she hates you just a little more..your attempts to get everyone to jump down her throat for being a racist are soooo transparent and boring..

So she shaved her head to avoid having her hair tested for drugs. If that doesn't show the state of her depleted IQ I don't know what does. Did she cut out her bladder to avoid urinalysis? Fuck Dracula to avoid a blood test? I prefer the story that she clipped her locks because lice were eating her hair extensions. It depicts her as dirty and there's no inference of her giving a shit about custody of her kids, hence it is probably more accurate. Her new look screams lifelong Joan Jett fan who is not above same-sex rape or roofie love.

Nice try Jrztroll (70), we all know I don't throw around the nigger word. With as many times as DanYELL and I have gotten into it, I've never used that word.

Word on the internets is she just left rehab AGAIN.
Stay tuned for her public display of extreme stupidity in 3.... 2.... 1....

TheLegend68 - ok ok - don't get all postal on on us there, hon.

you sound like you're this close to cutting her pics out of all your magazines and scratching the eyes out to make some twisted collage to jerk off to in your basement

don't be that guy

Every time you masturbate, Britney spears gets a little uglier.

IT WAS ALL YOUR JERKING OFF YOU ASSHOLES, YOU DID THIS TO HER!!!

*falls down and breathes heavily*

...anyone else notice that her t-shirt reads: "Delusions"? How appropos!

#78 & 79 wtf?! LOL! Funnny as hell!!

Sorry if someone has already suggested this, but I don't have time to read all 81 comments:

Why oh why didn't he threaten to have her brain scanned?

Clearly I think she's a nigger, but I never actually said it, and that's all that matters.

I'm very disappointed by this explanation. I was really hopping she was going to attempt to gain back some relevance by forming a female Oi! band.

fat whore

cum bucket slut

kill her sprogs

putrid trailer trash redneck slapper

diseases cheap cunt

Honestly, I hope the rehab fails miserably,and she becomes increasingly psychotic. It would make the news all the better. Like running around the LA freeways naked and spanking her own ass screaming "stop paying attention to me , I hate all of you". and wouldnt it be cool to put a spell over all paparrazi and regular folks so they would completely ignore her? no matter where she went people walking past wouldnt say "omg you're britney spears!" they would just say "excuse me, are you a mongoloid dwarf".

nasty cock sucking turd

she sucks loser dick

kevein federline is an ugly bastard and she took his load....

what a fucking nasty infested skank

potato headed cunt

feed her and her nasty sprogs to the crocodiles

@70-jrzmommy, I won't correct you on your use of the N-word, but I do have to correct you on the Ed Norton Comment.
He wasn't trying to break that guy's neck, he was "Curbing" him. When you curb someone, its to have them place their teeth on the curb (as in the movie) and then kick the back of their head, breaking in all their teeth and usually breaking the jaw open aswell.

someone please shoot her and her ugly sprogs.

whore

used & abused slut

Where is her stupid mother now? I actually (yes, this is shameful) read their book "Heart to Heart" and it was just the two of them gushing about how wonderful their relationship was and how close they were.

Apparently, in true white trash fashion, Lynn Spears did everything in her power to pimp out her daughter (think JonBenet Ramsey) so that she could become a "star," and now that Britney is washed up, Lynn is out of the picture. How can a mother let her child become like this, particularly after spouting to the public only a few years ago that she loves, protects, and would do anything for her? Maybe it's just Britney has shoved her mother away because she hates what she put her through to make her a celebrity.

#97 - affectionately known as a 'Chelsea Smile'.

TheLegend68 - are you masturbating and crying all at the same time you're posting here? Why you're quite the little multitasker.

She looks like Remy on the balcony in Higher Learning.

i think she would have taken the hair with her if she was really afraid of a drug test (or shaved it at home), instead of leaving it in a beauty salon.

I think even Her Vagisty would know better than to shave her head in public if she was ducking a drug test. She'd do it at home, burn it, and get a contact high.

From what I've heard, Promises is more of a spa than a rehab. Bonaduce was there and he kept calling it Camp Snoopy until Knott's threatened to sue him.

Me being ashamed that I know that after the jump.

The LAPD should quit such a bunch of pansies and just go C.R.A.S.H. unit for one night on all these shit (S) listers. No mercy, just stop'em and and frisk'em, if they resist just crack their skulls open. Go into all these places where they hang out and trash all of them. And the do a full press thing where they reveal all the shit they found.

*being such a bunch of pansies

*then

stupid typekey

And Ramblebrook, I'll only correct you by saying that #70 wasn't me.....it's my troll....and request that you pay attention. I'm not going to get into the whole story behind the troll. Someone else can or you can read for yourself or whatever.

#108 Sure...typekey's fault, Slim ;)

Looks like they'll have to test the curly hair then.

111 now you know she doesn't have any

Supposedly she's checked out AGAIN:
http://etonline.com/celebrities/spotlight/38874/index.html

The latest rumor is she has already left rehab.

both Kevin and Britney's reps deny the drug test rumors, I think that should be mentioned somewhere in the post.

Isn't the hair for sale on Ebay? why doesn't kevin buy it there?

OH, because he can't afford it

@5
@68
Thank you very much.

This motherfucker K-Fed is starting to get on my good side. First, he makes fun of himself in a commercial that's hysterical and then he gets this stupid retard so scared with threats of testing her hair, the dumb bitch shaves her head!!!

I thought Britney was bored after Anna Nicole Smith chocked on my cock and Britney wasn't getting any attention in the news so she shaved her head. I guess that's better then getting bored and dropping one of the soon to be retards on their head again. Poor kids..........

I'll make it brief: I have a magical troll who types my thoughts. I do not type them. Is that clear?

Now where are my damn meds...

Legend68 is just that retarded 14 year old WiseMan (at least I hope that shit isn't coming from an adult, Christ!)
Oh, and Brit probably was just too FUBAR to think to grab her hair before taking off.
Oh well, at least she's getting the help that I need.
I mean SHE needs.....heh heh

here's how twitneys rehab should go----

http://www.hardtied.com/main.php

Miss Britney "Einsteen" Spears

um...you meant to misspell Einstein, right?

Second, she's already checked out of rehab.

I'm so psyched. I won't be happy until we get the breaking news she went belly up like ANS.

She shaved it to be in V For Vendetta 2.

-Ashlee Simpson

Does her shirt say Deftones?

You got the dyke thing down Brit.

Well, there you go. Britney is officially a drug addict. She's gotten rid of her only chance of proving otherwise. If I were her, i would be on Ebay getting my hair back for proper disposal because it can easily be DNA checked and there is a video record of when it was cut. However, the court will probably just assume the worst about her, especially since she purposely tried to get rid of the evidence.

I don't have time to go through the messages to read what everyone else put, but they test the ROOT of the hair for drugs. Although they can test the entire legnth of the strand to see the history, so Sorry, Beautiful - If you shaved your head to avoid being proven a user - you screwed up.

Still loving you, and stalking your online news

T.Vincent

Oh great - hasn't anyone figured out that TheLegend68 = WiseMan from a day or so ago?

Get ready for an onslaught of the Koran.....

Lovely, Lovely, Lovely. You people, I swear - Potato head? Geeeese, Louise - Nice 7 year old personalities!

K-Fed(up) has no room for error, considering looking gives the impression that he is completely geeked out, and his sperm doner profession needn't be forgotten... oh and what about him out at the club hanging his wang out for all the 'ladies'(not to mention his gold digging, Give me a cool mill or two, that will definately replace me wanting my kids.) Um-hum - Fuc*ing Loser. Too bad Shar didn't warn Brit about his skanky ass... Living with that fuc*nut for that long, I'd loose my marbles too, I'd imagine.

Legend68 has Tourette's.

I see a poor, hurting little girl who doesn't have any friends or doesn't know who her real friends are. Where the hell is her mother? Oh right, mommy sold her out years ago.

The girl had two children in two years and her marriage falls apart, with the whole world watching. I'd get drunk too.

Britney, you can come hide out in my spare room.

An apple in one hand, cigarette in the other, talk about healthy.

Oh, and I forgot, Britney, I can send someone to kneecap the shit you married.

#79 What a funny!

I'm still stroking furiously like a caged chimp.

Maybe Britney is tired of people like you guys nitpicking every move she makes. This is a sign that she doesn't care anymore. Get over it! She's not the first celebrity to thrown in the towl because her every move is followed...Go through what she has and see how you feel afterwards. Get a life guys!!

Yes, she's got one of those size stickers on the side of her pants. What a dumb bitch. She is notorious for leaving the tags on her clothing.

BTW, her tank top says "Delicious." It's from Victoria's Secret.

What am I missing? How come Britney and so many other celebrities "live" in hotels? Doesn't B have a house?

the thing that i found most interesting is that the tank top she's wearing came free with a purchase of six bath and body items at victoria's secret.

i just got it this past weekend.

btw, is that the buff manny? or just some d-bag hanging around?

No one listens to me anymore. I said this was the reason days go. Haven't you guys ever used drugs!
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/britney_spears_shaved_her_head.html#comment-262731

~bubba

#138, so did I. Brit's wearing free shit? What is the world coming to?

Poor girl...

#140, Seriously.

Another funny thing is that she got that free for buying bath and body items. Not underwear or anything.

Britney Spears is my kind of gal. She is much more marketable now.She has finally passed into American adulthood! John Waters should become her manager. She Rocks Now!!!

I think she should have a new stage show with real African dancers where she appears with a real spear, naked from the waist up with possibly a bone through her nose and have it underwritten by National Geographic.

wow, that's pretty drastic...but it does explain it...