Feb 16 2007Britney Spears shaved her head completely bald

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Way to try and be Natalie portman... this is so last year. If she thinks this will clear her concious of badly raising her children and doing drugs... well.. shes fucked!

You are fucking kidding. I'm speechless. This is the ugliest, funniest rock bottom I have ever seen.

she looks... fatter

Note to self...Never to go rehab in the Caribbean

"Earth to Britney. Are you there?"

FUCKING TYPEKEY!!!!!!

Doesn't remember me for two weeks, not even A DAY!

It said "comments 0." FUCK!

Okay...

Well, before I thought she was just a party hound, a lousy mother, but was gonna get over it and be a kazillionaire again, but this is a pretty good sign she's losing it.

I'm expecting a LOT more fun outta her in the coming weeks.

At least this solves the filthy hair problem. Heh.

But...blecccch >:P

Oh, Brit...joo so crazeh.

This is the best she's looked in ages.

Now she is completely hairless. (Can't test her hair for coke)

endless amounts of shampoo could never have saved her hair, anyway. it was bound to happen.

Out of control! This chick needs to get out of the public eye and hide out. The pressure of having every one of her moves made known to everyone is crushing her.

Next floor: Rock bottom

no6 - what's with the moaning? did you really want to be "First!" that much?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.........SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DISEASED POTATO HEAD.

Holy mother of pearl keys...

Did this fast to make up for the fact I missed being #1.

Are you ready?

I said, ARE YOU READY?

Well, let's GO!
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White Trash in the Wind

Get lost Britney Spears
Though I never dug you at all
I can't get away from you
Thanks to the tabloids in the mall

You make your bones with Mickey
And then you lied to us at night
And said you were a virgin
While you got fucked every night

And it seems to me you're living your life
Like white trash in the wind
Your babies don't know who to cling to
Because you're never in

And they would have liked to have told you
But they're just little kids
Your interest in them burned long before
Their needs for you ever did

You got a nose job early
And bought yourself giant tits
To be the center of attention
A empty vessel we called Brit

Your marriage was a joke
You picked the biggest loser you could find
Kevin Federline
A wigger who couldn't rhyme

You made friends with Paris and Lindsay
Somehow, you made them look good
When you flashed your pussy
And nobody got wood

You're gonna fucking die
If you don't slow down, y'see
Barfing Cheetos and Stoli
In a rented SUV

Get lost Britney Spears
From the young man in the Superfish thread
Who now sees you as repulsive
With your fucked-up, shaven head

This seems like the end. I think she might kill herself. And it's thanks to people like Perez and her so-called "friends" like Felicia who hope that she "hits rock bottom" as a solution to her problems. Announcement: Britney hit rock bottom right after her divorce from FedEx. What the hell kind of "reasoning" is it to say that she'll inevitably get back on track once she's truly hit rock bottom? Most people can't get back up once that happens-- and, newsflash: that has already happened for Britney. She's destroyed herself and will definitely not get custody of her kids-- which is the only good thing she got out of her marriage to FedEx. Justin won't ever take her back, and she hates herself. NOTE to anyone who actually cares about Britney in the slightest who can actually communicate with her: Get her a book called "It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken". She needs to read this, desperately. I'm a huge fan of hers and I honestly think that her getting ahold of that book is her one last hope for survival-- not just career-wise (it might be too late for that) but as a human being. I am truly afraid for her. BRITNEY: If you ever read this, go straight to a bookstore and get that book. You have nothing to lose, here at the end-- you might as well take this one last chance on yourself before you give up permanently.

This is as shocking as Lance Bass's coming out.

"Burned OUT long before," and "AN empty vessel we called Brit."

There.

Weird how I posted at the same time as a real fan of hers. I actually wrote it in the present tense, because I thought that if I wrote it in the past, she'd be dead within hours.

She's probably alone right now, looking at what she's done to herself, and crying.

K-Fed wouldn't even take her back at this point.

BTW, you need strong facial features to pull off bald. Her indescript eyes, hook nose, and soft chin are NOT rocking this do.

this is ridiculous. She is ridiculous!

How much does it matter? Half of the time she wore a wig anyway.
Confusing wrist tattoos are always a good sign though, right?

Telly Savalas...Yul Brenner...

...the only good bald looks.

Oh–Mr. Clean, too.

And what about Lobot, from The Empire Strikes Back? Nahhh.

Oh, what about David Carradine in the Kung Fu series?

Yep, crying alone, with the stupid shave and the new tattoo still burning with pain. Full of booze, not feeling the drool and snot on her face. Then she forgets she shaved her head and looks at a mirror and scares herself, then she gets angry and drinks some more, pukes all over herself on the way to the bathroom, starts cleaning up the mess and starts crying again.

ummm what? really? is she ACTUALLY serious? there better be a damn press release explaining this shit because right now i'm making the assumption that she had to shave her head to sell her hair so she could buy more coke. and until that's proven to not be the case, i stand by it.

I guess she's trying to out-do Anna Nicole Smith "most rapid and hilarious descent into retardation after jumping the shark".

I highly doubt this is real. It looks Photoshopped... Unless Britney happens to have a white "glow" around her head..

She'e cleaning herself up! Started with the hair...probably she'd kill herself in the end! Things have gone too dirty for comfort.

Um I think the white glow is from the bars behind her. In that photo she looks like someones bitch in prison.

K-Fed is becoming more appealing by the second...

SHE DID IT HERSELF, MORE PICS HERE:

http://x17online.com/

this has to be photoshopped. please tell me its photoshop. good lord, this must be the next sign of the jihad holy war

Nope, not photoshopped. There are pics of her shaving her head and a video of the media asking her why afterwards. She says "Because of you" http://x17online.com/

Wow, she's completely lost it. Federline's gonna have a field day. Can't say I'm surprised, I can say I'm amused, ABSOLUTELY amused.

How often history repeats itself.

But did Sinead O'Connor shave her head before or after spawning (not one but two) white trash offspring with a D-list backup dancer from Modesto? I can't remember.

how saaaad im gonna cry! what is she doin to herself?!!!

i think she looks better bald than she does with hair.

she actually looks pretty now. wtf?

She looks pretty cute for a dude.

definitely worth a stop over at

http://x17online.com/

(thx 30)

In all seriousness, she probably just took got sick of her over-processed, damaged hair and decided she'd rather go to extreme measures and shave it than wait for all the damage to grow out long enough to be cut. God only knows why she didn't just cut it short, like a Halle Berry length haircut, but whatever..God only knows why Britney does a lot of things.

Presto custody-chango!

no i refuse to believe it, she could not possibly be that dumb, its just not scientifically possible to be that career suicidal. she looks like shes ready to do a gi jane on osamas ass.

New rumor: Britney has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center (2.17.07)

www.breatheheavy.com

geez, even Michael jackson took longer to go insane after superstardom.

She has really lost it. Why doesn't anyone close to her smack some sense into her?!

The best she looked in a long time! But that's maybe because I think Nathalie Portman's hot :)

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/03/britney_spears_is_going_bald.html

It looks like The Superficial was right 11 months ago, and it finally happened!!!

BTW, all we need is a scar on her forehead and she's lookin' exactly like her own fud.

I think britney is pretty confused with herself at the moment. If you look at her actions you see someone who is stumbling about trying to find something that is not going to crumble under her feet.

Unfortunatly she cant see straight and therefore does a lot of stupid shit.

I think she suits beeing bald. She has a decent head shape which is important. Even though drastic, I myself have shaved my head plenty of times (I�m a girl) and one feels almost reborn after doing so, I hope britney
gets the same satisfaction.

I think britney needs time to discover herself as a person. since her teenage years
she has been told what to look like and who to be. Maybe her actions is a subconsious rebellion against that.

I am no fan of her music or her life but I see someone who needs help and time to herself to find her own truth instead of following other peoples truth. And to be able to do that she needs peace and time to think.
The press is not making it better and almost, enjoying themselves in other peoples misery.

I hope she gets the time and peace to transform herself into who she truly is, for better or worse.

How long is this bullshit going to be news?

All media should ignore this hick attention-whore from now on. She is sooooo done.

Bald Britney! Tattoo Britney! Crying Britney! Stupid Britney! Horny Britney! Cellulite Britney! Poor Britney! Rich Britney! Pregnant Britney!

whatever....

FINALLY!

The carpet matches the curtains.

@49 - You took the words right outta my mouth! Maybe someone got tired of pushing her hair outta the way to *watch*

@49 ... that's awesome. it almost made me type LOL. oh crap! what have i done?

Sinead O'Spears

doing a re-make of "nothing compares to you"

the sad thing is, this is the best she has looked in awhile.

I don't see the big deal. This was gonna happen anyways, seeing as though she bleaches her hair about every other week

oh, and I agree, #16. Would not be surprised at a suicide AT ALL.

She's always been a sad girl.

Yup, she seems about ready for a final solution.

wait for it.

My money is on alcohol and pills.

My conscience is clear.

My song was about her slowing down.

49: Funny shit, man.

Is the will ready yet?
Stern, it's time for you to get in the picture.

Artist usually create a new look for their comebacks...even madonna never took this incarnation...BUTCH LESBIAN.

I dig butches, I might actually put my feeling about genital warts aside and hit it

god damn. o.o and i thought the black hair looked like shit... i bet she got a couple lollipops stuck in there and that's why it had to be shaved off... and wow, red lips on the wrist, huh? that totally doesn't sound white trash at all!

Hey Moe! V for Vendetta! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...

Awesome! My chances of banging her just went up ten-fold!

She's getting pumped up Rambo-style to go to Iraq and kick some ass

Maybe she didn't feel good, and her hair was making her hot. She tried drinking some cold water, but then decided that she was going to just have to shave it off, so that she could cool down. You know, just like Pedro did.

Uncle Fester! That you??

She should have done the eyebrows too. That would have completed the look. Does K-fag even need to show up at the custody hearing???? At this point they could give custody to a monkey at those kids would be better taken care of.

Number 1 got it right -

What. The. Fuck.

Jayks, dykes!

Yeah Britney. Looks good. What's next??

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/front

It's actually pretty damn frightening how this woman's completely fucked up her life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsyWlcQAy-Q

Hrm. I wonder when she'll resort to wearing a wig.

She looks a lot better.

That is so sad.

Damn I feel sorry for her at the point, why does her mother or someone close not step in and say "Get a grip" I do feel that there must be some crazy shit going on inside that noggin.

THANKS #38 X17 does show some great pics. She looks super and more in control. Tell 'em who you are, Britney!!

the funniest part is that she looks better with a shaved head than k. fed ever did....

She's a dumb bitch. And number 44 is hott!

oh brit, way to go and scream out for even more media attention than before.

i wonder if this is her idea of fooling us into thinking she has a life threatening disease so we feel bad for her and blame that for her recent downward spiral instead of poor judgment.

Time for a Tom Cruise intervention? Will Britney find hope and salvation in the arms of disgraced former Seinfeld star Michael Richards? Will bald Britney become the new fourth wheel on "The View" when Rosie's contract expires? Will Britney replace 15 year old Wolfgang Van Halen on this summer's Diamond Dave reunion tour? Will Britney seek another bald, chain-smoking alcoholic stripper-loving pal so they can put their heads together and say "Look, we make an ASS?" K-Fed must be laughing his ASS off right now.

R.I.P. Britney, R.I.P.

Miss Brit did this for one reason and one reason alone-drug testing. Drugs are easily found in the hair follicles and she doesnt want to lose her boys. She didnt have a choice really. I bet her hair is gone in other places too. We'll see. Crazy!

"All you have to do is follow the worms"

I wake up with a major woody and I have to see this Manson-ite alien looking beyotch? K-Fed's credibility just went through the roof.

My head is shaved and I got out of rehab 2 months ago. Brit, maybe we could hook up and hit some NA meetings. 90 in 90 babeee!

Either she did it for Locks of Love or she had lice, but I'd rather go with the latter.

please..someone..tell me this is not britney spears!!!!.what da hell is going to her???....
I never know that being a celebrity could ever leads to this???...could this be the end of britney spears musical career??and a start of a another one called ........???????????

Lookin back on when I

Was a little nappy headed boy

she should have 30 guys cum on her head and let it drip down like that candle wax look that boy george had!!!!

I don't care. I still love Britney Spears. Even if she decided to grow a penis and become a lesbian I'd love her. This is nothing.

I read an article that said before she went into the salon she was crying in her car. Either She had
A. Head lice and was trying to get rid of them..... because you know, shampooing is obviously really hard for brit to do these days... Or
B. she's insane and has change her look to tattooed bald biker chick.

It's pretty bad when K-Fed starts looking like the better parent!

That...

is...

WONDERFUL!

Kill da wabbit.
Kill da wabbit!

Wid my majic hewl-met....
I goona kill da wabb-it....

KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WABBIT!

you know, I was thinking, what if Britney literally comes out?

Not that all bald females are gay, but at this point, I wouldn't put anything past this girl.

Mark my words, something bigger will follow this "haircut", I say either she offs herself or comes out.

How long now before the coke bust? I say less than 5 weeks

Don't celebrity deaths come in threes?

Damm! Ah betta shave mah head cuz mah crabs done started movin northwards..

So she's purifying. I would probably do the same thing if I were as screwed up as she is. She pulls off the look quite well, actually. The girl's crazy and she's got balls, I give her credit.

This was obviously caused by bad drugs and a non-stop cycle of V for Vendetta.

Got. At least when she was fat it was fun to watch. This is just wrong.

This is really "budget cut Britney style"... She'll be saving THOUSANDS formerly spent on weaves and hair extensions.

Good call #97. I agree her new look is a result of her ignorant reaction to a bad case of crabs, except it was shaving her pubes first that did it -- no surprise that the little critters migrated to the next hairy spot on her body.. *woops* "Wayl hayl. Ahl jus shayve awf these hayrs too!"

JT sold that stock at its absolute peak.

I myself was thinking of shaving my head just yesterday. It's a cleansing ritual. This might be a good start for her.

you look fabulous britney!!
(fabulously awful)

Congrats Ms. Spears!!

You have managed to pull off the following:

-school girl
-gorgeous super star
-slut
-fat ass
-slob

and now!! The "Convict" look!

Well done Britney, well done.......

#102 - Justin Timberlake's initials followed by those seven words are the complete and total epitome of truth.

I like who most of you are treating this as something weird. I work in a hair salon, and women DO shave their heads. Didn't anyone notice that her hair color changed every other week? That results in extreme damage; her hair was probably falling off by itself!! Plenty of people shave their heads and wear wigs. Its just starting over, thats all.

But the tattoo...yeah, kind of trashy.

Travis Bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Britney has dragged her NYC inspired plan to LA. Please stay tuned...

@93...awesome!

kudos on your mastery of Bugs Bunny cartoon esoterica.

We got off to such a good start with the demise of Mom Of The Year: Anna Nicole Smith. That's one down, three more to go... Britney, Paris, and J-Lo. These are worthless sacks of assholes and should be removed. If aliens captured any one of these three, the human race would be obliterated. And I can't say I would blame the aliens, either. These.... people.... are a blight on humanity.

Also, they suck.

anyone consider the fact that people addicted to meth or coke often have delusions that they are covered in bugs? LICE MAYBE? could that have prompted this radical act?

You can't deny though that sure she is purdy.

So now when the Family Court judge wants a hair sample to see how long she's been clean, she won't have to comply. Nice.

her hair was too far gone; maybe her stylist decided it was best to just start from scratch

It's a chain reaction. You can't deny it. All the "once" stars are going down the toilet hole. First it's Anna Nicole, Britney looks like she's coming close, who's next?

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k262/The_ANBU/00081y2b.jpg

That's classy.

FYI to the pinheads that are suggesting this shaving is a bid to circumvent a drug test:

The drug cops will just collect the sample from elsewhere...hair from eyebrows or arms works just fine, thank you very much. 3mm to 5mm tells the tale for the last ninety days. If she waxes her body clean they will just assume she is dirty. Or crazy. Or both.

I've said it before: her poor kids. And has anyone seen the baby anywhere? Gotta wonder if all this nonsense is coming from something being wrong with the second child (?) Maybe he was born deformed or something and she went over the edge.

As soon as I read this, my first thought was she's gonna kill herself next. My God, what a wreck of a female...where is her mother?????

Oh, and who shaves their head when they have ears like something out of Lord of the Rings??? Her ears are bizarre. Bad move, Brit.

Cheaper than a regular haircut for sure. I have been shaving my head for over a year now and saved a crapload. Of course, I am a guy.
Personally, I think it's good for a change. Her head is too lumpy though.
I think she is going to the "other team" guys. What do you think?

Nobly stepping into the vacuum left by Anna Nicole...

The other team...hmmmmm...that would explain the pair of pink and red lips on her wrist (if i'm reading that right)...two females together....

what the hell? hahahahahahaha. this chick has done everything people do to get attention. the problem is, she's doing at at a daily rate instead of yearly.

Can her mother with Kevin declare Britney incompetent and then slam her into a first class no nonsense mental facility? She is just pitiful and worthless as a woman, mother, entertainer and human being.

Well, the good news is that she shaves everything. Nothing worse than a girl with a forest. What is the likelyhood that a girl who shaves their head would shave their nether regions? I think it is a pretty good chance.

i bet she browsed the internet and saw all the bashing of her greasy hair, so instead of being a normal person and washing it, she just shaved it all off.

Poor Britney----someone needs to help her---

SID - lol, that's a great song. Sad but true.

I'm so over Britney but I have to agree that this girl is having a major meltdown and I hope she gets help before it's too late.

But ya know, if you hate the paps so much and the public eye, and you've got gazillions of dollars, buy yourself an estate in Colorado or somewhere away from the crowds and let yourself heal in a healthy way.

She'd be better off watching the sunsets at night with her kids that killing herself in clubs.

You know, this really does nothing to help dispell those lesbian rumors...

She's still pretty. When white chicks shave their heads they still look like chicks.

When female niggers take off their 10 dollar wigs they look like men..

Maybe she will go "GI Jane" and get her ass back into shape. God only hopes.

justme:

What happened to the TNB site?

Rehab advised her to have an EEG to check for any brain actvity. Head shaving seems a little overkill in an attempt to get the electrodes to stick though. The upside to all this is that her 24/7 protective helmet she's been prescribed will fit securely.
Downside is that the EEG results show that ANS has more brain activity than BS.

Holy fuck; she looks like Curly Howard only fatter and a little more low-brow!

New rumor: Britney has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. I will post more information once I get it.

She's scaring me. That video is terrifying. The paparazzi ask her "Why you cut your hair like that" and first She says: "GO FUCK YOURSELF." and then he asks again and she says: "Because of you." and then tells the camera: "I know your face. Who are you?" I'm speechless. February 16, 2007. - breathehavy.com

fucked.up.

i just hope she doesn't drown her kids in a bathtub. zzzomfg.

She is all sorts of a dyke now.

"justme" - seriously, shut up.
I'm a white woman and I am embarrassed by your assinine comment.

Wow, she reminds me of Belladonna... Not that I know who Belladonna is, I'm just saying...

www.blackbeatpress.com

I feel no pity, and no compassion for this loser. She has it all, financial security, her health and a family to think about. Yet, she voluntarily neglects it for....what? exactly?
She either needs to shut the fuck up and leave the spotlight with the little dignity she has left, or leave the human race feet first. I really don't care which.

How can somebody possibly have fun seeing somebody else disgrace???
NOW EVERYBODY IS HAPPY BECAUSE SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU ALL!!! WHEN SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SUCCESSFUL SHE WAS MAKING YOU REALIZE THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE!!NOW EVERYBODY IS EVEN!!
LEAVE HER ALONE!SHE'S HUMAN!!!

#141 -- excuse me? She is not like me. I take care of my family, don't do drugs, wear underwear in public, AND I have hair.

As for being in disgrace, i would never have fun if someone was disgraced through no fault of their own. But this woman has asked for everything she's getting. Case in point: if i want the press to leave me alone, I'm not going to make a constant ass of myself for all to see.

If Brit doesn't want to be thought of as a lowlife whore, she shouldn't act like one.

#138

justme is an ignorant racist that strolls by here on occasion to provoke fucktards like you.

I would suggest that in the future should you care to insult someone by using a word that means silly, stupid or ignorant that you spell it correctly: asinine, not ASSinine.

It will help your case.

#141; is this your first time on this website? What the hell did you expect the comments to be like? Now, go finish popping your zits and shut the fuck up.

fuck peta

@141....nope you are wrong, I am now,and always have been better then Britney Spears, and you, and so are the rest of everyone here.

Yep, #146 -- we are all better than Brit :)

#49 - Excellent.

I don't have an issue with the bald head so much as the cry for help. As Slim said, this chick has everything anyone could ask for. This idiotic cry for attention makes me wanna shave the skin of her buzz cut. She looks like she's auditioning for American History X. I'd like to do to her (and #141) what landed Ed Norton's character in jail... that's right sweetie... chew on the curb. There is no fucking reason, other than stupidity, that this woman is not hot. The VMAs must seem like a lifetime ago to this wannabe skinhead. I take back ever bit of ejaculate I ever wasted on her.

I just think you all should take care of your own lives!!!
Go clean your bathroom for exemple!
Or maybe if you're lucky enough FIND SOMEBODY TO HAVE SEX WITH!!
And let her live her life! You're not paying her bills...so WHAT DO YOU CARE!!!

You guys are all just jealous. Stop being haterz. She is beyootiful. Go Brit.

...

:)

Britney wants attention ofocused on her again. SHe's jealous of all the Anna Nicole coverage.

i actually thought this was eminem but in a britney spears look.
this whole story doesn't make sense.
she wanted to get a tattoo, she couldn't but she shaved her head. wtf?

OK, maybe she just damaged her hair so bad what with dying it from blonde to dark brown and then blonde to dark brown and then gawd knows, so she shaved it off.

But man...I wish she'd just stay at home, love her kids, enjoy her private gym, and eat some salads. Just disappear for a year or two and come back looking like someone who has a clue.

Poor Britney needs attention. Too bad she's a fat ass whore... is this what she wants? I'm pretty sure the majority of the population is done feeling sorry for her.

#150 - BOYootiful is more like it...

apparently this is what happens when you eat some of that tainted peanut butter that Peter Pan peanut butter shipped out a few days back. maybe britney has salmonella....but seriously, if someone doesnt do an intervention sometime soon, her depression is gunna get the best of her and she'll end up like anna nicole

#149 -- omg -- i was just cleaning my bathroom a second ago! You are amazing....

Sarcasm, of course. What the hell does paying her bills have to do with anything? I don't have to pay her bills or not pay or bills to know she is worthless. Why? Because she chooses to be worthless. Why should I pity her? And why will cleaning my bathroom help?

You speak like you are under the age of 20, me thinks.

oh, and methinks "me thinks" should have been all one word.

:)

Methinks a mutant strain of herpes made her hair fall out.

who else thinks that K-FED is laughing his ass off right about now?

@149...nah nah see, that's the problem, YOU are the one who cares. We are just making fun of her. Kicking her while she's down, 'cause that's how we roll. And I have sex every night,with anything, hookers, cows, midgets, you need to get out more.

When Earl looks like the bigger man, the Apocalypse is nigh. The seventh seal has been revealed... thank God I'm agnostic...

Go to this site for some funny commentary on this. One comment: that she was a difficult tattoo customer because she kept screaming and wiggling her body from the pain. rotflmao.

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740

twzzlrgirl my Dear:
Find yourself a man! You will feel less frustrated!
It's nobody's fault you've born with a fucking ugly face and a funny body =)
If you at least had a brain....

Luv,

LookatYourself

"She was very scatterbrained," she said.

Hughes said that when someone asked the singer and mother of two why her head was shaved, Spears replied: "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

bwahahahaha! - kudos to #163!

I guess that solves her ratty hair problem...

actually, she is starting to resemble k-fed...i cant wait for her fantastic rap album to come out

Her children are going to be so confused. This pretty much guarantees that both her children will be gay.

"Daddy? Where's Mommy?"

I CAME.

Unfortunately for Britney, the delousing procedure and lice shaving will not cure her of her many venereal diseases.

No Britney, the "I've got cancer" trick won't save you now.

#164 You mean, a brain like yours? Unimaginative and puerile, just like yours? No thanks. Classic mewling retort, BTW - everyone here needs to get laid/a life and we're all fatass ugly people. So what do YOU care? Spears lives in the public eye - HER CHOICE. She wants fame, money and attention - no one who flashes her vag in public wants to be "left alone". If you act like that, you not only invite commentary, you fucking beg for it.

Now, go clean your bathroom - you missed that nasty spot behind the toilet AGAIN.

How do you DARE judging her now? YOU all caused this collectively by stalking her, trashing her and judging every single one of her moves!
Britney made one mistake: Marrying Kevin. That guy is a narcissistic jerk who lied to her, cheated on her and belittled her to the point that she lost her confidence and sense of self as a result. Narcissists are incapable of love, but she interpreted her inability to make Kevin love her and be faithful to her as the worst rejection possible. She stopped feeling worthy of love and started to self-destruct. Going through all of this in the public eye and being constantly trashed by the media made all of it worse.
We feel for you Britney! We love you, and we are certain that you can bounce back. Even if it?s not easy to see the light at the end of the tunnel, you must force yourself to believe that it?s all going to get better with time. It ALWAYS does. Don?t give up Britney! Reach out to those who really love you for you. Keep a low profile. Take time for yourself. Our thoughts and prayers are with you. And don?t forget. You are loved.

#173, OMG!! You should probably go back to lip syncing to your britney cd's and talking to your many posters of her! P.S. I believe you were looking for the Iwannafuckbritney.com site. Man or woman, gay or straight you seriously need to get a life! Or maybe you could just have Britney's, it's not worth much anymore!

@173, shhhhhh, STOP....listen...do you hear it? Yeah, that. Know what that is?

That's the sound of no one giving a rat's ass.

Clitney fansite --------------------------->

godspeed

#173 - By 'we', do you mean you and your competing personalities or everyone still bitter at the closing of her fan sites? You are destined to grow old alone in a houseful of cats.

#173 So marrying Jason Alexander on a 48 hour drunk in Vegas wasn't a mistake? Whew, so glad to know she's just made one.

FYI, no matter how you try to spin the mess that is her life, SHE WON'T BE HIRING YOU AS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT.

Next step is shooting H, and then suicide.

The Smiths "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" keeps running through my head.
By the way, her parents must be worthless pieces of shit.
And all you so-called Britney Luvers, you're a bunch of enablers. Stop blaming Kevin Federline for everything; after all she took him away from the mother of his children while she was pregnant. She knew he was a dog. The girl is off the rails; stop making excuses for her.

Drink the kool aid, Britney. Drink it!

#179 - Dear God, please adorn Danklin with the ability to predict the future. And get me a pony. Amen

#173

For both you and Britney, the light at the end of the tunnel is the train. And she is coming down fast and hard.

I know, Beavis. I said fast and hard.

Thank you.

Hey #141

You can F yourself ... just because someone isnt in the spotlight doesnt mean theyre a piece of shit... some people dont need atention from everyone 24/7 ... some people were raised right .. with self confidence ...

#172, thanks, sexybitch!!! I had gone away from my computer and saw that you had defended me. Luv ya :)

And 164 -- i have a man, thanks. as for funny face and body, no one else happens to think so, but i don't really care if you do. Frankly, if you are defending Brit and think her body and facee are o.k., i don't happen to think much of your taste.

As for a brain, I have a master's degree in English/SS/Education. My brain works just fine. But since you can't defend your comments, by all means call me fat/ugly/and stupid. My seventh graders come up with better retorts than that.

*attention I mean ...

don't feel bad mamaK...after touting my English MA, i spelled face with a second "e."

:)

The sad thing folks is that drone #173 is representative of the future, Generation Douchebag, shallow, easily distracted by shiny things, loves TRL. The future of estern civilization can be summed up in one word:

mediocrity.

It's not your fault Catherine, I blame your parents.

#187 - Catherine's parents hugged her too much and told her mean people only existed in the Bible.

*western

oops

#184

twzzlrgirl, I don't know WTF you are talking about and I don't care to scroll up to read whatever trifling bullshit about which you are whining.

I am directing this to you because I am so fucking tired of douche bags like you who cite their "achievements" as evidence of intelligence or resoucefulness or some other bit that makes them feel superior. That master's degree is as soft as it gets. BFD...you earn that as long as your checks clear.

Now, please go fuck yourself.

#184 More than welcome, twzzlr, you make me laugh a lot. I also know you're a lot smarter and keep a cleaner bathroom than LookatYourself.

#187 Maybe if Catherine is a very, very good girl and loves Britney will all her little heart, Britney will puke a perfect circle in the back of her car someday.

Can you say attention whore? God she fuckin looks worse than before. Whoever said bald was beautiful has obviously never pictures Britney Spears with no hair on her head.

Is that Eminem?

Excuse me, 190 -- i was responding solely to someone above who suggested that i was fat/ugly/stupid for saying Brit deserved what she got. I don't feel superior in the least -- i was responding to an attack.

If you don't feel like scrolling up, don't make comments about which you know nothing. If someone calls me stupid, I'm going to say my education suggests otherwise.

Get a life.

#24 You forgot the King of the hirsutial impaired, and a member of the probably most cerebral (not) comedy trios ever. I speak of course of the one and only Curly Howard.

And don't forget Queen Elizabeth I of England. She lost all her hair, not to mention her teeth, probably due to the constant use of a White Lead solution to cover her smallpox scars.

As far as Brit is concerned, I think it's an improvement. She was never going to be able to get that straggly, dirty, jism soaked, ant colonized, knotted like a bondaged slut hair into anything resembling something human. At least it's a fresh start....look what it did for Demi Moore.

Besides, they always shave your head when your getting a lobotomy.

I think she looks hot.

she needs a huge expandable dildo in her ass, while she is hogtied and whipped........oh, and nipple clamps with weights on them

She's got the death camp look with out the death. As usual, she's doing everything half-assed.

For Brits next trick...

Her head will spin around.

#197

And I say that your degree does not suggest that you are intelligent.

I say that you can get that particular sheepskin wrapped around a piece of Bazooka bubble gum.

@199, yup she's the queen of half-assed, that worries me, she might half ass her suicide. We can't have that she needs to st at least THAT goal and carry it through to a happy...uh, conclusion.

Whoops! Not #197. Let's make that #195.

Hey, what do you want from me? I have a master's degree in English/SS/Education.

I'm smart, not dumb like some people say!

Uh -- you mean #195. Not caring to scroll up again, right?

At least insult the right person, o.k.?

And you are absolutely right. My degree does not suggest I'm intelligent. However, the half-wit that I was responding to is not nearly as intelligent as you, and therefore would be pacified, I thought, by a simple, "I'm educated" retort.

I do not tout my education or my job. I'm a teacher, paid minimum wage, and have my summers off. Trust me, I'm not bragging.

Get off my case.

QUICK! After looking at the above picture you must go to this link immediately to avoid serious brain damage and life-long sexual dysfunction -

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/6053360/baby_one_more_time/photo/3/large

hehehehe

@201, wow, you're just not gonna drop this English MA thing are ya?

You might be being a tad harsh, I mean with her in particular. But I get where you are coming from.

WHAT A STINING REDNECK SLUT. SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS SHUT. THIS GOES TO ALL PREGNAT WOMEN..........PLEASE GET RID OF YOUR SPROG.

BarbadoSlim -- I'm gonna take that as a defense of me and thank you. As a semi-regular here, i hope everyone knows me well enough to know that i don't go around bragging about what i do.

I was only responding to LookAtYourself.

207 Canadian Spelling Bee Champ, take a bow!

Hey, twizzlrgirl, I've got the right girl. I've got her by the short ones. That is quite clear.

Now I am going to take a walk (drunk driving is for school teachers) over to the local tavern, have a few and enjoy the rest of the golf.

I like Padraig Harrington to win.

It's a weird fashion decision, sure, and it's probably another lame attention-getting ploy, but at least she isn't showing off her genitals and drinking herself into a stupor while in public. I'm willing to grant her this one if she'll stay out of the tabloids for 2 weeks to, you know, raise her kids.

But what are the odds of that?

All right, perhaps I have taken this too far.

Apologies to twizzlrgirl and others who might have been upset by my comments.

However, I am still going to drink, watch golf and think that Mr. Harrington will win the event.

So there!

210: please. do you really think i care what you think?

Honestly...you post about things you know nothing about, you make fun of school teachers (shooting fish in a barrel), you watch golf (borrring), and you are offensive and rude.

I said it before, get a life.

Shoot!!! I apologize too, #212. You got me riled up...

Truth be told, I sometimes watch golf too. I try not to fight with people I don't know.

:) I hope all is forgiven.

It was only a matter of time before Brit's baldness bored us... but 18 hours may be a new record.

Being rich ruins many people, most of us drones couldn't handle money, just like Britney, if she weren't rich she'd be struggling working at the local safeway, she wouldn't have the time to do these antics

@218..think what you will, but make no mistake, if we were on a deserted island, and there was no food and it was just you and me.

You'd be human stew.

...presuming I had pots pans and the other ingredients for stew. If not then you'd be roast or something.

LOL #217 -- I'm sure you meant that to be insulting, but I read it and cracked up. And why would I be human stew?

LOL -- I hope you'd find better use for me than stew!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious cry for help, an attempt to shock everyone and get in the tabloids again, or a quick and effective cure for lice. But I'm leaning towards the last one.

And I'm kinda bony to be a roast or anything...my breasts are fairly large though. You could use me to float to civilization...how 'bout that.

#221 - We all know breast meat is the best part of the chicken (heh heh).

I think Brit should shave her eyebrows next. If nothing else, she'll be more aerodynamic.

#222 -- yes, I agree.

The trick is finding the right breast-to-weight ratio. I'm workin on it :)

No wait! I see what it is now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology

She's letting us examine her head to explain all the weird/crazy things she's been up to lately.

See the sloping forehead, that explains the low intellect and poor judgement. And the bulge on the side, that shows the insatiable love for cheetos. The big bump at the back, that explains the total lack of modesty and the crotch-flashing in public. It's all so clear now.

Its definately the most shocking (sort of) thing shes done since she showed the world her twat. I think the new look says a bold statement, she either is trying to tell the world to "fuck off" like an angry punk skinhead (cause thats what she looks like) or she has truely lost her mind.

I think it's an improvement.

Who cares ?
(This hair report even made the BBC TV news today, and not a filler at the end,within the first ten minutes)
(I'm beginning to feel, more and more,like a bit of an elitist)

Oh My Fucking Gawd!!!!!

THat is friggin jilarious... GIrl at Hooters was talking about it... Had to come check this out...

I would love to sit in at her child custody hearing now!!!!

Man she is dippier than Anna Ever was...

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Uh... is there a GI Jane Faluja coming out?

woooow. i can't believe how nasty and cruel people can truly be! seeing these posts just made me check myself and realize i never hope to stoop to such "uncalled for" comments. what did she ever do to you? maybe she is going through post partum hair loss. it *can* get bad and worse for some more than others. she had 2 back to back pregnancies after all and i think she's brave for not hiding IF she shaved her head for that reason. as for pictures of her splattered everywhere, that's not her doing. blame the paparazzi...she probably can't hide if she tried! should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy? she is rich enough to afford wigs to where no one would be the wiser so obviously she is not hiding anything she's going through. i sincerely hope the best for her as she is a person like everyone on this site. maybe when one of you has a stressful event or goes through some sort of hardship you will gain something called empathy. shame on everyone who made nasty comments...i believe this is what is wrong with society - insecure followers. also most celebs have lots of help to get pretty. that is nothing new. half of hollywood is fake or touched up.

Not GI Jane, but the Sinead O'Connor ref was on the mark. Supposedly Britney is about to start filming a biopic about SOC, as a way to get back into music without putting out her own "comeback" album right now. Then, if the movie flops, she can always say her real talent is as a musical artiste and then put out her own album, and get a 2-for-1 out of it. I think she's going to flop twice. Say what you will about Shinehead O'Connor, but she's got a good voice. I don't care what producer they get, there's not way Britney's voice will be good enough.

Again, yet again i was gonna join ye ole band wagon and rant on "poor" brit. Note the use of the word poor! she is going head fist(no pun intended) into her supposed grave. She is human, though hard to believe from the pic, why are we enjoying this so much? Could this be because of OOPS, I Did It again... say it aint so! People grow up,and GET THE FUCK OVER OOPS!!! YAY BRITNEY!!!

She is makeing K-Fed look good

@229

What has she done to us?

She existed... that is all that she needed to do to earn my enmity.

"should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy?"

She could try that, yes, I think she should definitely get out of our faces.

Is that so much to ask?

Of course, there's always, brutal death.

@223 - well it's a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no.... it's britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

@233 (typo :) - well it's a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no.... it's britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

I don't know which airport security checkpoint Britney has to go through here but they'd handle over there really serious security-measures.

@235...I would wager to you that Britney and her ilk are more damging to society that 10 serial killers.

She damages the culture, she sets a bad example that's followed, she's corrosive, she promotes being mediocre and whiny and she's raising two future criminals. That's, what brings down Empires friend, not serial killers.

*damaging

*than

typekey sucks

oh and I forgot, she promotes the mentality that being dumb, uneducated and not doing anything about it is, you know, ok and stuff....y'all.

Maybe the security told her in advance she could get any style she desires.But dumb as she's,she probably totally misunderstood them and got a bald head.

@238 - are you serious!??? serial killers are above britney! LOL!!! that is THE most twisted mentality & asinine statement i've heard yet. but i still wouldn't place you with a rank worse than a serial killer. :) -i do operate with a fair amount of "logic" after all. i can think of many more things damaging to a culture than britney spears. wow is she ever powerful if that's the case!if her bad examples are followed (partying, etc as most of hollywood's young artists partake in) - then it's up to "parents" to monitor who their children follow. i do not think she promotes being "mediocre"..i think the paparrazi is exploiting her and there to photograph every move she makes. as far as i'm concerned, what she does with "her" life is "her" business. if anyone wants to blame britney for the behavior of others, then basically we have a bunch of influencial idiots running around due to bad parenting for the most part. THAT is what brings an empire down. along with serial killers of course. i like to reserve my harsh judgements for the truly demented after all.

if our soceity is soooo influential to every move britney spears makes..we're in big trouble. and i don't think she's the only non college grad in hollywood. please. just b/c she's southern and says "ya'll" does not make her a bad influence or an idiot either. what about the slang of hip hop? i do suppose "smackin my bitch up" or any other comments about hos and humping is soooo much more classy. yeah she's done some questionable things but she doesn't touch alot of them out there.

#242 - So nice of you to blame the victim... in this case, the victim is society and American pop culture. Sorry, I agree with Slim, her idiocy is forced down our throats and helps to lower the country's collective IQ. You can blame the papparazi I guess, but something tells me you've bought more than a few People and OK mags... not to mention rushing to your TV for the latest 'exclusive' pics on ET or Access Hollywood. It's like saying the Enron thieves weren't as bad as Ted Bundy... when in fact they were worse. Ted Bundy affects a few dozen people, Enron and Shitney, millions. Do the math.

First of all, I think that Britney looks a ton better, and Id like to see any of you look any better (or as good) with a shaved head.

Sure, she isn't what she used to be, but two kids, a divorce, and an obvious nervous breakdown doesn't do wonders for anyone.
Secondly, the people who feel the need to say derogatory things about her, obviously are just as idiotic as they claim that she is.
Otherwise they would be able to think of something a little smarter to say than "she's a dumb whore-cunt" .

While it may make you gross, leaving your underwear off doesn't necessarily make you a whore.
It's not like we know her sexual practices.
How many people have you slept with?
I just think people need to get off it.
Few of us were perfect, and many of us would look just as bad if we were constantly being watched for missteps.

Look, friend, your mind obviously operates at a Pavlovian level so I won't even try to make you understand what the hell it is I'm trying to say.

And she's not dumb because she says y'all, she's dumb because she is stupid, uneducated and proud of it. Again, you just looked at the symptom. And finally, if you were familiar with the forum at all (good netiquette before you open your piehole) you would know the I DESPISE ghetto/hip hop culture for all the same reasons, so go ahead and defend it too since you seem intent on being an ass.

#235, www.leavebritneyalone.org is thattaway -->
"shame on everyone who made nasty comments...i believe this is what is wrong with society - insecure followers."

I happened to visit Britney.org and read a post from a fan who just shaved her head in homage to Britney. Yet, I didn't take the time to post and tell them how I couldn't believe how mindlessly sheep-like and stupid her fans seem. So we're not as cruel here as you think.
This site was designed specifically to make nasty comments about celebrities. If you want to promote your Rainbow Britney Coalition, goading rabid anti-fans isn't the way. Go find your brethren and leave us to state the painfully obvious about your talented, beautiful, graceful, independent, and confident female icon.

I don't despise ghetto culture, but I do despise Brit for so violently taking away my former urge to use her as a fluffer. She went from hot to not shockingly fast.

I feel she is looking for press (It is said, that BAD press is better than NO press).

As a parent, I think she needs to take her two children and high tail it back to Kentucky and stay out of the limelight for a few years to find herself.

If she is enjoying this or there is an album coimng out soon and she goes on a press tour to advertise it - she should be put in jail.

Hopefully she is just having a bad day...

She has definately gone butch. She's a lesbo.

Anna Niclole Smith died - the nerve of her, trying to take the limelight away from Brit.........

@244 - Ok, Enron did not kill anyone and did not partake in necrophilism as Ted Bundy did. Enron was indeed damaging but we are speaking on very different levels that should not even be compared. the stupidity alone to compare them has me baffled. i worked for Worldcom so i thoroughly understand the damage that was inflicted. it sucked. however i would much rather sustain that than again than to be a casualty of Ted Bundy's. (just a personal preference there) i recovered and hey i'm alive! and b/c i'm alive, i am strong minded enough to choose what to do with my life instead of being influenced by "anyone"...i personally think if soceity is THAT influencial by britney or any of the pop/hip hop artists (there are many to choose from btw).....we have much to fear indeed. oh yes and you pegged me..i just can't get to my TV fast enough when any of the celebs air!!! oh my!! >sarcasm to the idiot that compares Enron to Ted Bundy

And without her hair she is a pretty ugly lesbo.

Poor thing. I feel sorry for her. She's still young and has her entire life to enjoy. So she shaved her head. Seems like she got the reaction she was looking for - EVERYBODY NOTICED.

She's not a drug addict, she's not a alcoholic. She's 25 year old young lady who has millions upon millions to spend and all the time in the world in which to do so. I think she is laughing all the way to the bank.

I'd say leave her alone, but any one in the business knows that if you want to be left alone, it's not impossible to do so. She likes the attention, and everyone here (including me) has once again fallen into her media trap.

Good for her.

i love you girl..stay strong...i will always be a true fan....fuck all the haters.

Hehehe no problem RP, my disdain for hip hop started recently. Still enjoy the old school classics though.

i bet its part of a new religion

My god. With that weak chin and that hook nose, she looks like a spoiled European monarch from the eighteenth century. It's just a matter of time before she starts howling "Let me eat cake".

Have you seen her butt, she has been eating a lot of cake.

@252...hey genius, what do you think is the cost to society when thousands of people lose their life savings?

In alcoholism
In spousal abuse and family violence which breeds more offenders
People turning to crime(which we all pay)
People having to go on welfare(which we all pay)
Suicides
I'm pretty sure bodies start piling up somewhere in there.
Bundy just ate somebody.

#249, word up. What the fuck is happening in LA? Seriously, if these women aren't strong enough to make a living based on their image, they need to take their winnings and fuck off. Britney complaining about the paparazzi, yet going to a salon and shaving her head - when she could just as easily have lost her natural mind privately -reeks of "LOOK AT MEEEE!". And who took the pictures? Those pictures wouldn't exist if she was truly having a mental fit.

Even if she IS losing her mind (and I blame the origins of that on her parents' piss-poor job of vicarious famefucking, but eventually you've got to own up and be an adult) an expert at the facility would have recognized this, hopefully, and she would have stayed in rehab. Or she could move to, or buy, an island somewhere. If she wants to live with the rest of us, she's going to have to adapt.

If she has to shave her head, like some schizophrenics, to exercise control over her life, then to do so publicly is a choice she's making, to live out loud. She doesn't have to. And if she does, she's going to have to endure the endless barrage of jokes about head lice and being Bruce Lee's daughter Home (or Ug).
I don't know if this will be a suicide, or a comeback a la Sporty Spice's punk/dyke phase.

Time will tell. But at least if she'd kept a mohawk it might hide her lumpy head. Damn, that shit is amorphous.

Looks like she's preparing herself for a 'Caligula-movie' role,you never know what their real intentions are.

260, did Bundy eat somebody too? I thought that was mostly Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein.

All three of them put together still aren't as bad as Enron or Britney Spears, though.

@246 - i do not see britney boasting pride about being uneducated or whatever. i see britney as a young girl (to begin with) that shot to fame very quickly and evolved into a woman in the limelight. her every move is recorded & photographed whether she's trying to be in the spotlight or not. she's very famous and the paparrazi has feeding frenzies over any celeb in distress. right now they are having a field day with her. obviously it must sell. as for being familiar with the forum...WHO CARES??????? i don't know you and guess what? i don't really give a shit and have not followed ALL of your opinions. this was not a personal attack..only responses to YOUR response to my initial post which i have the right to voice. btw i am not a britney "fan" as one suggested merely b/c i'm against bashing her as cruely as others have. i am j