Feb 16 2007Britney Spears shaved her head completely bald

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Way to try and be Natalie portman... this is so last year. If she thinks this will clear her concious of badly raising her children and doing drugs... well.. shes fucked!

You are fucking kidding. I'm speechless. This is the ugliest, funniest rock bottom I have ever seen.

she looks... fatter

Note to self...Never to go rehab in the Caribbean

"Earth to Britney. Are you there?"

FUCKING TYPEKEY!!!!!!

Doesn't remember me for two weeks, not even A DAY!

It said "comments 0." FUCK!

Okay...

Well, before I thought she was just a party hound, a lousy mother, but was gonna get over it and be a kazillionaire again, but this is a pretty good sign she's losing it.

I'm expecting a LOT more fun outta her in the coming weeks.

At least this solves the filthy hair problem. Heh.

But...blecccch >:P

Oh, Brit...joo so crazeh.

This is the best she's looked in ages.

Now she is completely hairless. (Can't test her hair for coke)

endless amounts of shampoo could never have saved her hair, anyway. it was bound to happen.

Out of control! This chick needs to get out of the public eye and hide out. The pressure of having every one of her moves made known to everyone is crushing her.

Next floor: Rock bottom

no6 - what's with the moaning? did you really want to be "First!" that much?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.........SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DISEASED POTATO HEAD.

Holy mother of pearl keys...

Did this fast to make up for the fact I missed being #1.

Are you ready?

I said, ARE YOU READY?

Well, let's GO!
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White Trash in the Wind

Get lost Britney Spears
Though I never dug you at all
I can't get away from you
Thanks to the tabloids in the mall

You make your bones with Mickey
And then you lied to us at night
And said you were a virgin
While you got fucked every night

And it seems to me you're living your life
Like white trash in the wind
Your babies don't know who to cling to
Because you're never in

And they would have liked to have told you
But they're just little kids
Your interest in them burned long before
Their needs for you ever did

You got a nose job early
And bought yourself giant tits
To be the center of attention
A empty vessel we called Brit

Your marriage was a joke
You picked the biggest loser you could find
Kevin Federline
A wigger who couldn't rhyme

You made friends with Paris and Lindsay
Somehow, you made them look good
When you flashed your pussy
And nobody got wood

You're gonna fucking die
If you don't slow down, y'see
Barfing Cheetos and Stoli
In a rented SUV

Get lost Britney Spears
From the young man in the Superfish thread
Who now sees you as repulsive
With your fucked-up, shaven head

This seems like the end. I think she might kill herself. And it's thanks to people like Perez and her so-called "friends" like Felicia who hope that she "hits rock bottom" as a solution to her problems. Announcement: Britney hit rock bottom right after her divorce from FedEx. What the hell kind of "reasoning" is it to say that she'll inevitably get back on track once she's truly hit rock bottom? Most people can't get back up once that happens-- and, newsflash: that has already happened for Britney. She's destroyed herself and will definitely not get custody of her kids-- which is the only good thing she got out of her marriage to FedEx. Justin won't ever take her back, and she hates herself. NOTE to anyone who actually cares about Britney in the slightest who can actually communicate with her: Get her a book called "It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken". She needs to read this, desperately. I'm a huge fan of hers and I honestly think that her getting ahold of that book is her one last hope for survival-- not just career-wise (it might be too late for that) but as a human being. I am truly afraid for her. BRITNEY: If you ever read this, go straight to a bookstore and get that book. You have nothing to lose, here at the end-- you might as well take this one last chance on yourself before you give up permanently.

This is as shocking as Lance Bass's coming out.

"Burned OUT long before," and "AN empty vessel we called Brit."

There.

Weird how I posted at the same time as a real fan of hers. I actually wrote it in the present tense, because I thought that if I wrote it in the past, she'd be dead within hours.

She's probably alone right now, looking at what she's done to herself, and crying.

K-Fed wouldn't even take her back at this point.

BTW, you need strong facial features to pull off bald. Her indescript eyes, hook nose, and soft chin are NOT rocking this do.

this is ridiculous. She is ridiculous!

How much does it matter? Half of the time she wore a wig anyway.
Confusing wrist tattoos are always a good sign though, right?

Telly Savalas...Yul Brenner...

...the only good bald looks.

Oh–Mr. Clean, too.

And what about Lobot, from The Empire Strikes Back? Nahhh.

Oh, what about David Carradine in the Kung Fu series?

Yep, crying alone, with the stupid shave and the new tattoo still burning with pain. Full of booze, not feeling the drool and snot on her face. Then she forgets she shaved her head and looks at a mirror and scares herself, then she gets angry and drinks some more, pukes all over herself on the way to the bathroom, starts cleaning up the mess and starts crying again.

ummm what? really? is she ACTUALLY serious? there better be a damn press release explaining this shit because right now i'm making the assumption that she had to shave her head to sell her hair so she could buy more coke. and until that's proven to not be the case, i stand by it.

I guess she's trying to out-do Anna Nicole Smith "most rapid and hilarious descent into retardation after jumping the shark".

I highly doubt this is real. It looks Photoshopped... Unless Britney happens to have a white "glow" around her head..

She'e cleaning herself up! Started with the hair...probably she'd kill herself in the end! Things have gone too dirty for comfort.

Um I think the white glow is from the bars behind her. In that photo she looks like someones bitch in prison.

K-Fed is becoming more appealing by the second...

SHE DID IT HERSELF, MORE PICS HERE:

http://x17online.com/

this has to be photoshopped. please tell me its photoshop. good lord, this must be the next sign of the jihad holy war

Nope, not photoshopped. There are pics of her shaving her head and a video of the media asking her why afterwards. She says "Because of you" http://x17online.com/

Wow, she's completely lost it. Federline's gonna have a field day. Can't say I'm surprised, I can say I'm amused, ABSOLUTELY amused.

How often history repeats itself.

But did Sinead O'Connor shave her head before or after spawning (not one but two) white trash offspring with a D-list backup dancer from Modesto? I can't remember.

how saaaad im gonna cry! what is she doin to herself?!!!

i think she looks better bald than she does with hair.

she actually looks pretty now. wtf?

She looks pretty cute for a dude.

definitely worth a stop over at

http://x17online.com/

(thx 30)

In all seriousness, she probably just took got sick of her over-processed, damaged hair and decided she'd rather go to extreme measures and shave it than wait for all the damage to grow out long enough to be cut. God only knows why she didn't just cut it short, like a Halle Berry length haircut, but whatever..God only knows why Britney does a lot of things.

Presto custody-chango!

no i refuse to believe it, she could not possibly be that dumb, its just not scientifically possible to be that career suicidal. she looks like shes ready to do a gi jane on osamas ass.

New rumor: Britney has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center (2.17.07)

www.breatheheavy.com

geez, even Michael jackson took longer to go insane after superstardom.

She has really lost it. Why doesn't anyone close to her smack some sense into her?!

The best she looked in a long time! But that's maybe because I think Nathalie Portman's hot :)

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/03/britney_spears_is_going_bald.html

It looks like The Superficial was right 11 months ago, and it finally happened!!!

BTW, all we need is a scar on her forehead and she's lookin' exactly like her own fud.

I think britney is pretty confused with herself at the moment. If you look at her actions you see someone who is stumbling about trying to find something that is not going to crumble under her feet.

Unfortunatly she cant see straight and therefore does a lot of stupid shit.

I think she suits beeing bald. She has a decent head shape which is important. Even though drastic, I myself have shaved my head plenty of times (I�m a girl) and one feels almost reborn after doing so, I hope britney
gets the same satisfaction.

I think britney needs time to discover herself as a person. since her teenage years
she has been told what to look like and who to be. Maybe her actions is a subconsious rebellion against that.

I am no fan of her music or her life but I see someone who needs help and time to herself to find her own truth instead of following other peoples truth. And to be able to do that she needs peace and time to think.
The press is not making it better and almost, enjoying themselves in other peoples misery.

I hope she gets the time and peace to transform herself into who she truly is, for better or worse.

How long is this bullshit going to be news?

All media should ignore this hick attention-whore from now on. She is sooooo done.

Bald Britney! Tattoo Britney! Crying Britney! Stupid Britney! Horny Britney! Cellulite Britney! Poor Britney! Rich Britney! Pregnant Britney!

whatever....

FINALLY!

The carpet matches the curtains.

@49 - You took the words right outta my mouth! Maybe someone got tired of pushing her hair outta the way to *watch*

@49 ... that's awesome. it almost made me type LOL. oh crap! what have i done?

Sinead O'Spears

doing a re-make of "nothing compares to you"

the sad thing is, this is the best she has looked in awhile.

I don't see the big deal. This was gonna happen anyways, seeing as though she bleaches her hair about every other week

oh, and I agree, #16. Would not be surprised at a suicide AT ALL.

She's always been a sad girl.

Yup, she seems about ready for a final solution.

wait for it.

My money is on alcohol and pills.

My conscience is clear.

My song was about her slowing down.

49: Funny shit, man.

Is the will ready yet?
Stern, it's time for you to get in the picture.

Artist usually create a new look for their comebacks...even madonna never took this incarnation...BUTCH LESBIAN.

I dig butches, I might actually put my feeling about genital warts aside and hit it

god damn. o.o and i thought the black hair looked like shit... i bet she got a couple lollipops stuck in there and that's why it had to be shaved off... and wow, red lips on the wrist, huh? that totally doesn't sound white trash at all!

Hey Moe! V for Vendetta! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...

Awesome! My chances of banging her just went up ten-fold!

She's getting pumped up Rambo-style to go to Iraq and kick some ass

Maybe she didn't feel good, and her hair was making her hot. She tried drinking some cold water, but then decided that she was going to just have to shave it off, so that she could cool down. You know, just like Pedro did.

Uncle Fester! That you??

She should have done the eyebrows too. That would have completed the look. Does K-fag even need to show up at the custody hearing???? At this point they could give custody to a monkey at those kids would be better taken care of.

Number 1 got it right -

What. The. Fuck.

Jayks, dykes!

Yeah Britney. Looks good. What's next??

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/front

It's actually pretty damn frightening how this woman's completely fucked up her life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsyWlcQAy-Q

Hrm. I wonder when she'll resort to wearing a wig.

She looks a lot better.

That is so sad.

Damn I feel sorry for her at the point, why does her mother or someone close not step in and say "Get a grip" I do feel that there must be some crazy shit going on inside that noggin.

THANKS #38 X17 does show some great pics. She looks super and more in control. Tell 'em who you are, Britney!!

the funniest part is that she looks better with a shaved head than k. fed ever did....

She's a dumb bitch. And number 44 is hott!

oh brit, way to go and scream out for even more media attention than before.

i wonder if this is her idea of fooling us into thinking she has a life threatening disease so we feel bad for her and blame that for her recent downward spiral instead of poor judgment.

Time for a Tom Cruise intervention? Will Britney find hope and salvation in the arms of disgraced former Seinfeld star Michael Richards? Will bald Britney become the new fourth wheel on "The View" when Rosie's contract expires? Will Britney replace 15 year old Wolfgang Van Halen on this summer's Diamond Dave reunion tour? Will Britney seek another bald, chain-smoking alcoholic stripper-loving pal so they can put their heads together and say "Look, we make an ASS?" K-Fed must be laughing his ASS off right now.

R.I.P. Britney, R.I.P.

Miss Brit did this for one reason and one reason alone-drug testing. Drugs are easily found in the hair follicles and she doesnt want to lose her boys. She didnt have a choice really. I bet her hair is gone in other places too. We'll see. Crazy!

"All you have to do is follow the worms"

I wake up with a major woody and I have to see this Manson-ite alien looking beyotch? K-Fed's credibility just went through the roof.

My head is shaved and I got out of rehab 2 months ago. Brit, maybe we could hook up and hit some NA meetings. 90 in 90 babeee!

Either she did it for Locks of Love or she had lice, but I'd rather go with the latter.

please..someone..tell me this is not britney spears!!!!.what da hell is going to her???....
I never know that being a celebrity could ever leads to this???...could this be the end of britney spears musical career??and a start of a another one called ........???????????

Lookin back on when I

Was a little nappy headed boy

she should have 30 guys cum on her head and let it drip down like that candle wax look that boy george had!!!!

I don't care. I still love Britney Spears. Even if she decided to grow a penis and become a lesbian I'd love her. This is nothing.

I read an article that said before she went into the salon she was crying in her car. Either She had
A. Head lice and was trying to get rid of them..... because you know, shampooing is obviously really hard for brit to do these days... Or
B. she's insane and has change her look to tattooed bald biker chick.

It's pretty bad when K-Fed starts looking like the better parent!

That...

is...

WONDERFUL!

Kill da wabbit.
Kill da wabbit!

Wid my majic hewl-met....
I goona kill da wabb-it....

KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WABBIT!

you know, I was thinking, what if Britney literally comes out?

Not that all bald females are gay, but at this point, I wouldn't put anything past this girl.

Mark my words, something bigger will follow this "haircut", I say either she offs herself or comes out.

How long now before the coke bust? I say less than 5 weeks

Don't celebrity deaths come in threes?

Damm! Ah betta shave mah head cuz mah crabs done started movin northwards..

So she's purifying. I would probably do the same thing if I were as screwed up as she is. She pulls off the look quite well, actually. The girl's crazy and she's got balls, I give her credit.

This was obviously caused by bad drugs and a non-stop cycle of V for Vendetta.

Got. At least when she was fat it was fun to watch. This is just wrong.

This is really "budget cut Britney style"... She'll be saving THOUSANDS formerly spent on weaves and hair extensions.

Good call #97. I agree her new look is a result of her ignorant reaction to a bad case of crabs, except it was shaving her pubes first that did it -- no surprise that the little critters migrated to the next hairy spot on her body.. *woops* "Wayl hayl. Ahl jus shayve awf these hayrs too!"

JT sold that stock at its absolute peak.

I myself was thinking of shaving my head just yesterday. It's a cleansing ritual. This might be a good start for her.

you look fabulous britney!!
(fabulously awful)

Congrats Ms. Spears!!

You have managed to pull off the following:

-school girl
-gorgeous super star
-slut
-fat ass
-slob

and now!! The "Convict" look!

Well done Britney, well done.......

#102 - Justin Timberlake's initials followed by those seven words are the complete and total epitome of truth.

I like who most of you are treating this as something weird. I work in a hair salon, and women DO shave their heads. Didn't anyone notice that her hair color changed every other week? That results in extreme damage; her hair was probably falling off by itself!! Plenty of people shave their heads and wear wigs. Its just starting over, thats all.

But the tattoo...yeah, kind of trashy.

Travis Bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Britney has dragged her NYC inspired plan to LA. Please stay tuned...

@93...awesome!

kudos on your mastery of Bugs Bunny cartoon esoterica.

We got off to such a good start with the demise of Mom Of The Year: Anna Nicole Smith. That's one down, three more to go... Britney, Paris, and J-Lo. These are worthless sacks of assholes and should be removed. If aliens captured any one of these three, the human race would be obliterated. And I can't say I would blame the aliens, either. These.... people.... are a blight on humanity.

Also, they suck.

anyone consider the fact that people addicted to meth or coke often have delusions that they are covered in bugs? LICE MAYBE? could that have prompted this radical act?

You can't deny though that sure she is purdy.

So now when the Family Court judge wants a hair sample to see how long she's been clean, she won't have to comply. Nice.

her hair was too far gone; maybe her stylist decided it was best to just start from scratch

It's a chain reaction. You can't deny it. All the "once" stars are going down the toilet hole. First it's Anna Nicole, Britney looks like she's coming close, who's next?

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k262/The_ANBU/00081y2b.jpg

That's classy.

FYI to the pinheads that are suggesting this shaving is a bid to circumvent a drug test:

The drug cops will just collect the sample from elsewhere...hair from eyebrows or arms works just fine, thank you very much. 3mm to 5mm tells the tale for the last ninety days. If she waxes her body clean they will just assume she is dirty. Or crazy. Or both.

I've said it before: her poor kids. And has anyone seen the baby anywhere? Gotta wonder if all this nonsense is coming from something being wrong with the second child (?) Maybe he was born deformed or something and she went over the edge.

As soon as I read this, my first thought was she's gonna kill herself next. My God, what a wreck of a female...where is her mother?????

Oh, and who shaves their head when they have ears like something out of Lord of the Rings??? Her ears are bizarre. Bad move, Brit.

Cheaper than a regular haircut for sure. I have been shaving my head for over a year now and saved a crapload. Of course, I am a guy.
Personally, I think it's good for a change. Her head is too lumpy though.
I think she is going to the "other team" guys. What do you think?

Nobly stepping into the vacuum left by Anna Nicole...

The other team...hmmmmm...that would explain the pair of pink and red lips on her wrist (if i'm reading that right)...two females together....

what the hell? hahahahahahaha. this chick has done everything people do to get attention. the problem is, she's doing at at a daily rate instead of yearly.

Can her mother with Kevin declare Britney incompetent and then slam her into a first class no nonsense mental facility? She is just pitiful and worthless as a woman, mother, entertainer and human being.

Well, the good news is that she shaves everything. Nothing worse than a girl with a forest. What is the likelyhood that a girl who shaves their head would shave their nether regions? I think it is a pretty good chance.

i bet she browsed the internet and saw all the bashing of her greasy hair, so instead of being a normal person and washing it, she just shaved it all off.

Poor Britney----someone needs to help her---

SID - lol, that's a great song. Sad but true.

I'm so over Britney but I have to agree that this girl is having a major meltdown and I hope she gets help before it's too late.

But ya know, if you hate the paps so much and the public eye, and you've got gazillions of dollars, buy yourself an estate in Colorado or somewhere away from the crowds and let yourself heal in a healthy way.

She'd be better off watching the sunsets at night with her kids that killing herself in clubs.

You know, this really does nothing to help dispell those lesbian rumors...

She's still pretty. When white chicks shave their heads they still look like chicks.

When female niggers take off their 10 dollar wigs they look like men..

Maybe she will go "GI Jane" and get her ass back into shape. God only hopes.

justme:

What happened to the TNB site?

Rehab advised her to have an EEG to check for any brain actvity. Head shaving seems a little overkill in an attempt to get the electrodes to stick though. The upside to all this is that her 24/7 protective helmet she's been prescribed will fit securely.
Downside is that the EEG results show that ANS has more brain activity than BS.

Holy fuck; she looks like Curly Howard only fatter and a little more low-brow!

New rumor: Britney has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. I will post more information once I get it.

She's scaring me. That video is terrifying. The paparazzi ask her "Why you cut your hair like that" and first She says: "GO FUCK YOURSELF." and then he asks again and she says: "Because of you." and then tells the camera: "I know your face. Who are you?" I'm speechless. February 16, 2007. - breathehavy.com

fucked.up.

i just hope she doesn't drown her kids in a bathtub. zzzomfg.

She is all sorts of a dyke now.

"justme" - seriously, shut up.
I'm a white woman and I am embarrassed by your assinine comment.

Wow, she reminds me of Belladonna... Not that I know who Belladonna is, I'm just saying...

www.blackbeatpress.com

I feel no pity, and no compassion for this loser. She has it all, financial security, her health and a family to think about. Yet, she voluntarily neglects it for....what? exactly?
She either needs to shut the fuck up and leave the spotlight with the little dignity she has left, or leave the human race feet first. I really don't care which.

How can somebody possibly have fun seeing somebody else disgrace???
NOW EVERYBODY IS HAPPY BECAUSE SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU ALL!!! WHEN SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SUCCESSFUL SHE WAS MAKING YOU REALIZE THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE!!NOW EVERYBODY IS EVEN!!
LEAVE HER ALONE!SHE'S HUMAN!!!

#141 -- excuse me? She is not like me. I take care of my family, don't do drugs, wear underwear in public, AND I have hair.

As for being in disgrace, i would never have fun if someone was disgraced through no fault of their own. But this woman has asked for everything she's getting. Case in point: if i want the press to leave me alone, I'm not going to make a constant ass of myself for all to see.

If Brit doesn't want to be thought of as a lowlife whore, she shouldn't act like one.

#138

justme is an ignorant racist that strolls by here on occasion to provoke fucktards like you.

I would suggest that in the future should you care to insult someone by using a word that means silly, stupid or ignorant that you spell it correctly: asinine, not ASSinine.

It will help your case.

#141; is this your first time on this website? What the hell did you expect the comments to be like? Now, go finish popping your zits and shut the fuck up.

fuck peta

@141....nope you are wrong, I am now,and always have been better then Britney Spears, and you, and so are the rest of everyone here.

Yep, #146 -- we are all better than Brit :)

#49 - Excellent.

I don't have an issue with the bald head so much as the cry for help. As Slim said, this chick has everything anyone could ask for. This idiotic cry for attention makes me wanna shave the skin of her buzz cut. She looks like she's auditioning for American History X. I'd like to do to her (and #141) what landed Ed Norton's character in jail... that's right sweetie... chew on the curb. There is no fucking reason, other than stupidity, that this woman is not hot. The VMAs must seem like a lifetime ago to this wannabe skinhead. I take back ever bit of ejaculate I ever wasted on her.

I just think you all should take care of your own lives!!!
Go clean your bathroom for exemple!
Or maybe if you're lucky enough FIND SOMEBODY TO HAVE SEX WITH!!
And let her live her life! You're not paying her bills...so WHAT DO YOU CARE!!!

You guys are all just jealous. Stop being haterz. She is beyootiful. Go Brit.

...

:)

Britney wants attention ofocused on her again. SHe's jealous of all the Anna Nicole coverage.

i actually thought this was eminem but in a britney spears look.
this whole story doesn't make sense.
she wanted to get a tattoo, she couldn't but she shaved her head. wtf?

OK, maybe she just damaged her hair so bad what with dying it from blonde to dark brown and then blonde to dark brown and then gawd knows, so she shaved it off.

But man...I wish she'd just stay at home, love her kids, enjoy her private gym, and eat some salads. Just disappear for a year or two and come back looking like someone who has a clue.

Poor Britney needs attention. Too bad she's a fat ass whore... is this what she wants? I'm pretty sure the majority of the population is done feeling sorry for her.

#150 - BOYootiful is more like it...

apparently this is what happens when you eat some of that tainted peanut butter that Peter Pan peanut butter shipped out a few days back. maybe britney has salmonella....but seriously, if someone doesnt do an intervention sometime soon, her depression is gunna get the best of her and she'll end up like anna nicole

#149 -- omg -- i was just cleaning my bathroom a second ago! You are amazing....

Sarcasm, of course. What the hell does paying her bills have to do with anything? I don't have to pay her bills or not pay or bills to know she is worthless. Why? Because she chooses to be worthless. Why should I pity her? And why will cleaning my bathroom help?

You speak like you are under the age of 20, me thinks.

oh, and methinks "me thinks" should have been all one word.

:)

Methinks a mutant strain of herpes made her hair fall out.

who else thinks that K-FED is laughing his ass off right about now?

@149...nah nah see, that's the problem, YOU are the one who cares. We are just making fun of her. Kicking her while she's down, 'cause that's how we roll. And I have sex every night,with anything, hookers, cows, midgets, you need to get out more.

When Earl looks like the bigger man, the Apocalypse is nigh. The seventh seal has been revealed... thank God I'm agnostic...

Go to this site for some funny commentary on this. One comment: that she was a difficult tattoo customer because she kept screaming and wiggling her body from the pain. rotflmao.

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740

twzzlrgirl my Dear:
Find yourself a man! You will feel less frustrated!
It's nobody's fault you've born with a fucking ugly face and a funny body =)
If you at least had a brain....

Luv,

LookatYourself

"She was very scatterbrained," she said.

Hughes said that when someone asked the singer and mother of two why her head was shaved, Spears replied: "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

bwahahahaha! - kudos to #163!

I guess that solves her ratty hair problem...

actually, she is starting to resemble k-fed...i cant wait for her fantastic rap album to come out

Her children are going to be so confused. This pretty much guarantees that both her children will be gay.

"Daddy? Where's Mommy?"

I CAME.

Unfortunately for Britney, the delousing procedure and lice shaving will not cure her of her many venereal diseases.

No Britney, the "I've got cancer" trick won't save you now.

#164 You mean, a brain like yours? Unimaginative and puerile, just like yours? No thanks. Classic mewling retort, BTW - everyone here needs to get laid/a life and we're all fatass ugly people. So what do YOU care? Spears lives in the public eye - HER CHOICE. She wants fame, money and attention - no one who flashes her vag in public wants to be "left alone". If you act like that, you not only invite commentary, you fucking beg for it.

Now, go clean your bathroom - you missed that nasty spot behind the toilet AGAIN.

How do you DARE judging her now? YOU all caused this collectively by stalking her, trashing her and judging every single one of her moves!
Britney made one mistake: Marrying Kevin. That guy is a narcissistic jerk who lied to her, cheated on her and belittled her to the point that she lost her confidence and sense of self as a result. Narcissists are incapable of love, but she interpreted her inability to make Kevin love her and be faithful to her as the worst rejection possible. She stopped feeling worthy of love and started to self-destruct. Going through all of this in the public eye and being constantly trashed by the media made all of it worse.
We feel for you Britney! We love you, and we are certain that you can bounce back. Even if it?s not easy to see the light at the end of the tunnel, you must force yourself to believe that it?s all going to get better with time. It ALWAYS does. Don?t give up Britney! Reach out to those who really love you for you. Keep a low profile. Take time for yourself. Our thoughts and prayers are with you. And don?t forget. You are loved.

#173, OMG!! You should probably go back to lip syncing to your britney cd's and talking to your many posters of her! P.S. I believe you were looking for the Iwannafuckbritney.com site. Man or woman, gay or straight you seriously need to get a life! Or maybe you could just have Britney's, it's not worth much anymore!

@173, shhhhhh, STOP....listen...do you hear it? Yeah, that. Know what that is?

That's the sound of no one giving a rat's ass.

Clitney fansite --------------------------->

godspeed

#173 - By 'we', do you mean you and your competing personalities or everyone still bitter at the closing of her fan sites? You are destined to grow old alone in a houseful of cats.

#173 So marrying Jason Alexander on a 48 hour drunk in Vegas wasn't a mistake? Whew, so glad to know she's just made one.

FYI, no matter how you try to spin the mess that is her life, SHE WON'T BE HIRING YOU AS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT.

Next step is shooting H, and then suicide.

The Smiths "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" keeps running through my head.
By the way, her parents must be worthless pieces of shit.
And all you so-called Britney Luvers, you're a bunch of enablers. Stop blaming Kevin Federline for everything; after all she took him away from the mother of his children while she was pregnant. She knew he was a dog. The girl is off the rails; stop making excuses for her.

Drink the kool aid, Britney. Drink it!

#179 - Dear God, please adorn Danklin with the ability to predict the future. And get me a pony. Amen

#173

For both you and Britney, the light at the end of the tunnel is the train. And she is coming down fast and hard.

I know, Beavis. I said fast and hard.

Thank you.

Hey #141

You can F yourself ... just because someone isnt in the spotlight doesnt mean theyre a piece of shit... some people dont need atention from everyone 24/7 ... some people were raised right .. with self confidence ...

#172, thanks, sexybitch!!! I had gone away from my computer and saw that you had defended me. Luv ya :)

And 164 -- i have a man, thanks. as for funny face and body, no one else happens to think so, but i don't really care if you do. Frankly, if you are defending Brit and think her body and facee are o.k., i don't happen to think much of your taste.

As for a brain, I have a master's degree in English/SS/Education. My brain works just fine. But since you can't defend your comments, by all means call me fat/ugly/and stupid. My seventh graders come up with better retorts than that.

*attention I mean ...

don't feel bad mamaK...after touting my English MA, i spelled face with a second "e."

:)

The sad thing folks is that drone #173 is representative of the future, Generation Douchebag, shallow, easily distracted by shiny things, loves TRL. The future of estern civilization can be summed up in one word:

mediocrity.

It's not your fault Catherine, I blame your parents.

#187 - Catherine's parents hugged her too much and told her mean people only existed in the Bible.

*western

oops

#184

twzzlrgirl, I don't know WTF you are talking about and I don't care to scroll up to read whatever trifling bullshit about which you are whining.

I am directing this to you because I am so fucking tired of douche bags like you who cite their "achievements" as evidence of intelligence or resoucefulness or some other bit that makes them feel superior. That master's degree is as soft as it gets. BFD...you earn that as long as your checks clear.

Now, please go fuck yourself.

#184 More than welcome, twzzlr, you make me laugh a lot. I also know you're a lot smarter and keep a cleaner bathroom than LookatYourself.

#187 Maybe if Catherine is a very, very good girl and loves Britney will all her little heart, Britney will puke a perfect circle in the back of her car someday.

Can you say attention whore? God she fuckin looks worse than before. Whoever said bald was beautiful has obviously never pictures Britney Spears with no hair on her head.

Is that Eminem?

Excuse me, 190 -- i was responding solely to someone above who suggested that i was fat/ugly/stupid for saying Brit deserved what she got. I don't feel superior in the least -- i was responding to an attack.

If you don't feel like scrolling up, don't make comments about which you know nothing. If someone calls me stupid, I'm going to say my education suggests otherwise.

Get a life.

#24 You forgot the King of the hirsutial impaired, and a member of the probably most cerebral (not) comedy trios ever. I speak of course of the one and only Curly Howard.

And don't forget Queen Elizabeth I of England. She lost all her hair, not to mention her teeth, probably due to the constant use of a White Lead solution to cover her smallpox scars.

As far as Brit is concerned, I think it's an improvement. She was never going to be able to get that straggly, dirty, jism soaked, ant colonized, knotted like a bondaged slut hair into anything resembling something human. At least it's a fresh start....look what it did for Demi Moore.

Besides, they always shave your head when your getting a lobotomy.

I think she looks hot.

she needs a huge expandable dildo in her ass, while she is hogtied and whipped........oh, and nipple clamps with weights on them

She's got the death camp look with out the death. As usual, she's doing everything half-assed.

For Brits next trick...

Her head will spin around.

#197

And I say that your degree does not suggest that you are intelligent.

I say that you can get that particular sheepskin wrapped around a piece of Bazooka bubble gum.

@199, yup she's the queen of half-assed, that worries me, she might half ass her suicide. We can't have that she needs to st at least THAT goal and carry it through to a happy...uh, conclusion.

Whoops! Not #197. Let's make that #195.

Hey, what do you want from me? I have a master's degree in English/SS/Education.

I'm smart, not dumb like some people say!

Uh -- you mean #195. Not caring to scroll up again, right?

At least insult the right person, o.k.?

And you are absolutely right. My degree does not suggest I'm intelligent. However, the half-wit that I was responding to is not nearly as intelligent as you, and therefore would be pacified, I thought, by a simple, "I'm educated" retort.

I do not tout my education or my job. I'm a teacher, paid minimum wage, and have my summers off. Trust me, I'm not bragging.

Get off my case.

QUICK! After looking at the above picture you must go to this link immediately to avoid serious brain damage and life-long sexual dysfunction -

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/6053360/baby_one_more_time/photo/3/large

hehehehe

@201, wow, you're just not gonna drop this English MA thing are ya?

You might be being a tad harsh, I mean with her in particular. But I get where you are coming from.

WHAT A STINING REDNECK SLUT. SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS SHUT. THIS GOES TO ALL PREGNAT WOMEN..........PLEASE GET RID OF YOUR SPROG.

BarbadoSlim -- I'm gonna take that as a defense of me and thank you. As a semi-regular here, i hope everyone knows me well enough to know that i don't go around bragging about what i do.

I was only responding to LookAtYourself.

207 Canadian Spelling Bee Champ, take a bow!

Hey, twizzlrgirl, I've got the right girl. I've got her by the short ones. That is quite clear.

Now I am going to take a walk (drunk driving is for school teachers) over to the local tavern, have a few and enjoy the rest of the golf.

I like Padraig Harrington to win.

It's a weird fashion decision, sure, and it's probably another lame attention-getting ploy, but at least she isn't showing off her genitals and drinking herself into a stupor while in public. I'm willing to grant her this one if she'll stay out of the tabloids for 2 weeks to, you know, raise her kids.

But what are the odds of that?

All right, perhaps I have taken this too far.

Apologies to twizzlrgirl and others who might have been upset by my comments.

However, I am still going to drink, watch golf and think that Mr. Harrington will win the event.

So there!

210: please. do you really think i care what you think?

Honestly...you post about things you know nothing about, you make fun of school teachers (shooting fish in a barrel), you watch golf (borrring), and you are offensive and rude.

I said it before, get a life.

Shoot!!! I apologize too, #212. You got me riled up...

Truth be told, I sometimes watch golf too. I try not to fight with people I don't know.

:) I hope all is forgiven.

It was only a matter of time before Brit's baldness bored us... but 18 hours may be a new record.

Being rich ruins many people, most of us drones couldn't handle money, just like Britney, if she weren't rich she'd be struggling working at the local safeway, she wouldn't have the time to do these antics

@218..think what you will, but make no mistake, if we were on a deserted island, and there was no food and it was just you and me.

You'd be human stew.

...presuming I had pots pans and the other ingredients for stew. If not then you'd be roast or something.

LOL #217 -- I'm sure you meant that to be insulting, but I read it and cracked up. And why would I be human stew?

LOL -- I hope you'd find better use for me than stew!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious cry for help, an attempt to shock everyone and get in the tabloids again, or a quick and effective cure for lice. But I'm leaning towards the last one.

And I'm kinda bony to be a roast or anything...my breasts are fairly large though. You could use me to float to civilization...how 'bout that.

#221 - We all know breast meat is the best part of the chicken (heh heh).

I think Brit should shave her eyebrows next. If nothing else, she'll be more aerodynamic.

#222 -- yes, I agree.

The trick is finding the right breast-to-weight ratio. I'm workin on it :)

No wait! I see what it is now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology

She's letting us examine her head to explain all the weird/crazy things she's been up to lately.

See the sloping forehead, that explains the low intellect and poor judgement. And the bulge on the side, that shows the insatiable love for cheetos. The big bump at the back, that explains the total lack of modesty and the crotch-flashing in public. It's all so clear now.

Its definately the most shocking (sort of) thing shes done since she showed the world her twat. I think the new look says a bold statement, she either is trying to tell the world to "fuck off" like an angry punk skinhead (cause thats what she looks like) or she has truely lost her mind.

I think it's an improvement.

Who cares ?
(This hair report even made the BBC TV news today, and not a filler at the end,within the first ten minutes)
(I'm beginning to feel, more and more,like a bit of an elitist)

Oh My Fucking Gawd!!!!!

THat is friggin jilarious... GIrl at Hooters was talking about it... Had to come check this out...

I would love to sit in at her child custody hearing now!!!!

Man she is dippier than Anna Ever was...

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Uh... is there a GI Jane Faluja coming out?

woooow. i can't believe how nasty and cruel people can truly be! seeing these posts just made me check myself and realize i never hope to stoop to such "uncalled for" comments. what did she ever do to you? maybe she is going through post partum hair loss. it *can* get bad and worse for some more than others. she had 2 back to back pregnancies after all and i think she's brave for not hiding IF she shaved her head for that reason. as for pictures of her splattered everywhere, that's not her doing. blame the paparazzi...she probably can't hide if she tried! should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy? she is rich enough to afford wigs to where no one would be the wiser so obviously she is not hiding anything she's going through. i sincerely hope the best for her as she is a person like everyone on this site. maybe when one of you has a stressful event or goes through some sort of hardship you will gain something called empathy. shame on everyone who made nasty comments...i believe this is what is wrong with society - insecure followers. also most celebs have lots of help to get pretty. that is nothing new. half of hollywood is fake or touched up.

Not GI Jane, but the Sinead O'Connor ref was on the mark. Supposedly Britney is about to start filming a biopic about SOC, as a way to get back into music without putting out her own "comeback" album right now. Then, if the movie flops, she can always say her real talent is as a musical artiste and then put out her own album, and get a 2-for-1 out of it. I think she's going to flop twice. Say what you will about Shinehead O'Connor, but she's got a good voice. I don't care what producer they get, there's not way Britney's voice will be good enough.

Again, yet again i was gonna join ye ole band wagon and rant on "poor" brit. Note the use of the word poor! she is going head fist(no pun intended) into her supposed grave. She is human, though hard to believe from the pic, why are we enjoying this so much? Could this be because of OOPS, I Did It again... say it aint so! People grow up,and GET THE FUCK OVER OOPS!!! YAY BRITNEY!!!

She is makeing K-Fed look good

@229

What has she done to us?

She existed... that is all that she needed to do to earn my enmity.

"should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy?"

She could try that, yes, I think she should definitely get out of our faces.

Is that so much to ask?

Of course, there's always, brutal death.

@223 - well it's a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no.... it's britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

@233 (typo :) - well it's a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no.... it's britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

I don't know which airport security checkpoint Britney has to go through here but they'd handle over there really serious security-measures.

@235...I would wager to you that Britney and her ilk are more damging to society that 10 serial killers.

She damages the culture, she sets a bad example that's followed, she's corrosive, she promotes being mediocre and whiny and she's raising two future criminals. That's, what brings down Empires friend, not serial killers.

*damaging

*than

typekey sucks

oh and I forgot, she promotes the mentality that being dumb, uneducated and not doing anything about it is, you know, ok and stuff....y'all.

Maybe the security told her in advance she could get any style she desires.But dumb as she's,she probably totally misunderstood them and got a bald head.

@238 - are you serious!??? serial killers are above britney! LOL!!! that is THE most twisted mentality & asinine statement i've heard yet. but i still wouldn't place you with a rank worse than a serial killer. :) -i do operate with a fair amount of "logic" after all. i can think of many more things damaging to a culture than britney spears. wow is she ever powerful if that's the case!if her bad examples are followed (partying, etc as most of hollywood's young artists partake in) - then it's up to "parents" to monitor who their children follow. i do not think she promotes being "mediocre"..i think the paparrazi is exploiting her and there to photograph every move she makes. as far as i'm concerned, what she does with "her" life is "her" business. if anyone wants to blame britney for the behavior of others, then basically we have a bunch of influencial idiots running around due to bad parenting for the most part. THAT is what brings an empire down. along with serial killers of course. i like to reserve my harsh judgements for the truly demented after all.

if our soceity is soooo influential to every move britney spears makes..we're in big trouble. and i don't think she's the only non college grad in hollywood. please. just b/c she's southern and says "ya'll" does not make her a bad influence or an idiot either. what about the slang of hip hop? i do suppose "smackin my bitch up" or any other comments about hos and humping is soooo much more classy. yeah she's done some questionable things but she doesn't touch alot of them out there.

#242 - So nice of you to blame the victim... in this case, the victim is society and American pop culture. Sorry, I agree with Slim, her idiocy is forced down our throats and helps to lower the country's collective IQ. You can blame the papparazi I guess, but something tells me you've bought more than a few People and OK mags... not to mention rushing to your TV for the latest 'exclusive' pics on ET or Access Hollywood. It's like saying the Enron thieves weren't as bad as Ted Bundy... when in fact they were worse. Ted Bundy affects a few dozen people, Enron and Shitney, millions. Do the math.

First of all, I think that Britney looks a ton better, and Id like to see any of you look any better (or as good) with a shaved head.

Sure, she isn't what she used to be, but two kids, a divorce, and an obvious nervous breakdown doesn't do wonders for anyone.
Secondly, the people who feel the need to say derogatory things about her, obviously are just as idiotic as they claim that she is.
Otherwise they would be able to think of something a little smarter to say than "she's a dumb whore-cunt" .

While it may make you gross, leaving your underwear off doesn't necessarily make you a whore.
It's not like we know her sexual practices.
How many people have you slept with?
I just think people need to get off it.
Few of us were perfect, and many of us would look just as bad if we were constantly being watched for missteps.

Look, friend, your mind obviously operates at a Pavlovian level so I won't even try to make you understand what the hell it is I'm trying to say.

And she's not dumb because she says y'all, she's dumb because she is stupid, uneducated and proud of it. Again, you just looked at the symptom. And finally, if you were familiar with the forum at all (good netiquette before you open your piehole) you would know the I DESPISE ghetto/hip hop culture for all the same reasons, so go ahead and defend it too since you seem intent on being an ass.

#235, www.leavebritneyalone.org is thattaway -->
"shame on everyone who made nasty comments...i believe this is what is wrong with society - insecure followers."

I happened to visit Britney.org and read a post from a fan who just shaved her head in homage to Britney. Yet, I didn't take the time to post and tell them how I couldn't believe how mindlessly sheep-like and stupid her fans seem. So we're not as cruel here as you think.
This site was designed specifically to make nasty comments about celebrities. If you want to promote your Rainbow Britney Coalition, goading rabid anti-fans isn't the way. Go find your brethren and leave us to state the painfully obvious about your talented, beautiful, graceful, independent, and confident female icon.

I don't despise ghetto culture, but I do despise Brit for so violently taking away my former urge to use her as a fluffer. She went from hot to not shockingly fast.

I feel she is looking for press (It is said, that BAD press is better than NO press).

As a parent, I think she needs to take her two children and high tail it back to Kentucky and stay out of the limelight for a few years to find herself.

If she is enjoying this or there is an album coimng out soon and she goes on a press tour to advertise it - she should be put in jail.

Hopefully she is just having a bad day...

She has definately gone butch. She's a lesbo.

Anna Niclole Smith died - the nerve of her, trying to take the limelight away from Brit.........

@244 - Ok, Enron did not kill anyone and did not partake in necrophilism as Ted Bundy did. Enron was indeed damaging but we are speaking on very different levels that should not even be compared. the stupidity alone to compare them has me baffled. i worked for Worldcom so i thoroughly understand the damage that was inflicted. it sucked. however i would much rather sustain that than again than to be a casualty of Ted Bundy's. (just a personal preference there) i recovered and hey i'm alive! and b/c i'm alive, i am strong minded enough to choose what to do with my life instead of being influenced by "anyone"...i personally think if soceity is THAT influencial by britney or any of the pop/hip hop artists (there are many to choose from btw).....we have much to fear indeed. oh yes and you pegged me..i just can't get to my TV fast enough when any of the celebs air!!! oh my!! >sarcasm to the idiot that compares Enron to Ted Bundy

And without her hair she is a pretty ugly lesbo.

Poor thing. I feel sorry for her. She's still young and has her entire life to enjoy. So she shaved her head. Seems like she got the reaction she was looking for - EVERYBODY NOTICED.

She's not a drug addict, she's not a alcoholic. She's 25 year old young lady who has millions upon millions to spend and all the time in the world in which to do so. I think she is laughing all the way to the bank.

I'd say leave her alone, but any one in the business knows that if you want to be left alone, it's not impossible to do so. She likes the attention, and everyone here (including me) has once again fallen into her media trap.

Good for her.

i love you girl..stay strong...i will always be a true fan....fuck all the haters.

Hehehe no problem RP, my disdain for hip hop started recently. Still enjoy the old school classics though.

i bet its part of a new religion

My god. With that weak chin and that hook nose, she looks like a spoiled European monarch from the eighteenth century. It's just a matter of time before she starts howling "Let me eat cake".

Have you seen her butt, she has been eating a lot of cake.

@252...hey genius, what do you think is the cost to society when thousands of people lose their life savings?

In alcoholism
In spousal abuse and family violence which breeds more offenders
People turning to crime(which we all pay)
People having to go on welfare(which we all pay)
Suicides
I'm pretty sure bodies start piling up somewhere in there.
Bundy just ate somebody.

#249, word up. What the fuck is happening in LA? Seriously, if these women aren't strong enough to make a living based on their image, they need to take their winnings and fuck off. Britney complaining about the paparazzi, yet going to a salon and shaving her head - when she could just as easily have lost her natural mind privately -reeks of "LOOK AT MEEEE!". And who took the pictures? Those pictures wouldn't exist if she was truly having a mental fit.

Even if she IS losing her mind (and I blame the origins of that on her parents' piss-poor job of vicarious famefucking, but eventually you've got to own up and be an adult) an expert at the facility would have recognized this, hopefully, and she would have stayed in rehab. Or she could move to, or buy, an island somewhere. If she wants to live with the rest of us, she's going to have to adapt.

If she has to shave her head, like some schizophrenics, to exercise control over her life, then to do so publicly is a choice she's making, to live out loud. She doesn't have to. And if she does, she's going to have to endure the endless barrage of jokes about head lice and being Bruce Lee's daughter Home (or Ug).
I don't know if this will be a suicide, or a comeback a la Sporty Spice's punk/dyke phase.

Time will tell. But at least if she'd kept a mohawk it might hide her lumpy head. Damn, that shit is amorphous.

Looks like she's preparing herself for a 'Caligula-movie' role,you never know what their real intentions are.

260, did Bundy eat somebody too? I thought that was mostly Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein.

All three of them put together still aren't as bad as Enron or Britney Spears, though.

@246 - i do not see britney boasting pride about being uneducated or whatever. i see britney as a young girl (to begin with) that shot to fame very quickly and evolved into a woman in the limelight. her every move is recorded & photographed whether she's trying to be in the spotlight or not. she's very famous and the paparrazi has feeding frenzies over any celeb in distress. right now they are having a field day with her. obviously it must sell. as for being familiar with the forum...WHO CARES??????? i don't know you and guess what? i don't really give a shit and have not followed ALL of your opinions. this was not a personal attack..only responses to YOUR response to my initial post which i have the right to voice. btw i am not a britney "fan" as one suggested merely b/c i'm against bashing her as cruely as others have. i am just shocked at how nasty people can be about someone they don't know. and your typos are really confusing me..i assume you must think i should have been reading the forum for quite some time before opening my "piehole"? give me a break...your head is so far up your own ass that you seem to think you have the only remarks on here worth reading and i'm going to specifically remember you? uh..no. as for defending hip hop culture, that's not what i'm doing at all. i recall saying most of it is just as bad as britney if not worse and "soceity" has the problem if they are so quick to jump on any bandwagon before forming an individual thought/opinion.

I'm going to have nightmares tonight. What happened to that cute little girl at the 2000 Superbowl in her little Rams' outfit? WHAT HAPPENED????? btw #93,techclerk, I love you. TOO FUNNY!!!!

Oh, so now it's society's problem. Then, using using your same argument, Dahmer wasn't to blame he was just trying to get his cannibal on Bundy didn't have the problem either, society outlawing murder has the problem. Hey! EVERYBODY, Al-Quaeda doesn't have a problem WE DO!!

Look, she is a Gazillionaire! If she "wanted" to get away, she would be long gone. She is a spoiled, rich girl who LOVES being in the spotlight. She needs a good spanking and needs to get out of LA/NYC/Las Vegas and get away for a few years to mature and raise her kids. She's just a kid, she has years yet to make a comeback. I felt sorry for her when I first read this, then I scoped the web and read more about her.
Wow, if I had the kind of money she has, I'd start many charities to help others. I'm actually kind of shocked and surprised that people like Brittany, Paris, Lindsay, etc don't really donate much (only what they need to for tax reasons) and don't spend any time helping others. Wow - I'm just blown away from knowing that. What a disappointment. Even I donate time and money to my son's charity (click on my name azsummer2003 above to see his site) to help needy kids and I HAVE NO money!
Is it just me, or am I thinking that these kids that have so much are really very spoiled and are not very gracious.........?

#264 - You really are clueless. Let's see... if I chop 3 people up into teeny pieces, then serve them to homeless people in my soup kitchen chili, that's demented. But society at large, while shocked, doesn't crumble. Huge corporate scandals that bankrupt millions are akin to throwing a fucking huge boulders in an otherwise placid lake; the ripple effects are profound and millions of lives are changed. Pop culture icons tend to devalue society and affect millions (again, not dozens, as a prolific axe murderer might). If I had the unfortunate choice to have to make this decision, I'd choose a few sick serial killers over bandits callously swindling thousands out of their life savings. When people lose their safety nets the rest of us have to support them. And when people are uneducated, they tend to worship idiots like this bald bitch. Your naivity is shocking.

Well put RP, you articulated that nicely.

@263 - yes dahmer was the eater as he felt he could "keep a part of his victims with him" ..Bundy was a necrophilliac. yeah....they were both twisted. very.

@260 - yes yes it is horrible when one loses their life savings...but the difference is that you can come back from that. it's not like you are DEAD. people that are "strong" have risen from worse situations. but this is not the fault of ...BRITNEY. and Enron is not worse than BUNDY. Bundy was not the eater btw. and it was more than a few bodies.

SIGH.....i dunno. my point was that there are some really nasty jabs that lower everyone that made them to beneath her level. i'm talking about the nasty name calling etc.

all i know is that if i were britney and bald...i wouldn't care what any of the people on this forum said. i'd just be like "i'm rich bitch!" (dave chapelle) and "ya'll made me that way!!!!! thanks!"
:-P - and again for the idiots...that was a sarcastic joke.

@263 - yes dahmer was the eater as he felt he could "keep a part of his victims with him" ..Bundy was a necrophilliac. yeah....they were both twisted. very.

@260 - yes yes it is horrible when one loses their life savings...but the difference is that you can come back from that. it's not like you are DEAD. people that are "strong" have risen from worse situations. but this is not the fault of ...BRITNEY. and Enron is not worse than BUNDY. Bundy was not the eater btw. and it was more than a few bodies.

SIGH.....i dunno. my point was that there are some really nasty jabs that lower everyone that made them to beneath her level. i'm talking about the nasty name calling etc.

all i know is that if i were britney and bald...i wouldn't care what any of the people on this forum said. i'd just be like "i'm rich bitch!" (dave chapelle) and "ya'll made me that way!!!!! thanks!"
:-P - and again for the idiots...that was a sarcastic joke.

@268 - who would have thought this topic would have actually taken things to the point of comparing devasting life situations/scandals to the fault of "britney"...i will give you kudos on expressing your side very well.....i am in no way saying what happened with Enron *or* Worldcom was anything trivial. let me make that clear. i understand and get the horrible consequences of that. I have only stated comparing all of this to serial killing is comparing 2 different things. apples and oranges. they both effect society but in different ways. one has a ripple effect and another directly stealing a life. i really don't even like comparing the two.

my original point was that i felt despising Britney for existing was ludicrous ...despise a serial killer for exisiting was what i said. yes, corporate scandals "do" cause ripple effects in soceity. i agree with that but that's not what i'm even trying to discuss. now if you want to compare pop culture icons to the effects of corporate scandals devasting society..that's different. corporate scandals win out on that comparison in my book. anyone who blames a pop icon is as good as blaming metallica (accusing them of satanic lyrics when played backwards) for the reason they shot up a school or took their own life. these people had issues to begin with and we as a soceity can't blame celebrities or pop or music for an individuals actions. i stand by my point that britney is NOT to blame and is being beat up way too harshly.

@271...boy you don't grasp at all do ya? I don't know if you think we were defending serial killers or what.

We are talking about all this cheap pop culture icons are damaging to youth and society. All of which have a longer and farther reaching deteriorating effect than a tragic murder which affects the immediate family.

And as to how people can get back if they are strong from something like the Enron debacle. They are as strong as society is, BECAUSE WE as society PAY FOR IT, with our taxes and quality of life.

"Let's see... if I chop 3 people up into teeny pieces, then serve them to homeless people in my soup kitchen chili, that's demented."

Actually, that's extreme recycling. Tre green.

Oh, and #15, I appreciate the effort. Somehow, your poem captures the insanity that is our little Britney. I can't believe this stupid bitch. Where are her friends, her family? She DOES make Paris and Lohan seem normal...

And no offense BarbadoSlim, since you were here before me, but you post too much. Less is more.

Oh and metallica hasn't been relevant in years.

Bunch of metro-queers.

Kiss my ass Ulrich you'll take my pirated music from my cold dead hands.

@266 - Lord have mercy..you are not making sense nor getting what i'm saying. i did *not* say any of that nor do i come close to defending a serial killer. do not attempt to twist what i'm saying to fit your argument. i'm ignoring you from now on. you are really too much of an idiot for me to bother.

@267 - YOU have a great point. they should give more. all of them. i do think if you are *that* rich, it shouldn't be a problem to help others. i will never argue with that.

@267, meh, I'm comfortable with what I do.

Most comments ever. Wow.

@274 - now that was funny! things just got too serious too fast!! all over 1 post lol!!

@273 - no no no..i do not think serial killers were being defended at all. i think 1 comment i made led to all of that unfortuately. i even stated i think comparing serial killing to enron is apples to oranges. i orignally commented on someone despising britney for existing. i said to despise a serial killer...not her. from there it all snowballed. despising her for existing is harsh in my opinion. i don't blame pop for the downfall of society. actually enron wins over that one. that's my opinion.

Would it be in bad taste to start a pool guessing the date of Britney's suicide?

I'm actually proud of Brit for not cutting herself and bleeding to death while shaving her head. Oh, and for not dropping her cigarette.

You would have thought Brit would have worked her way up to this level of crazy. Now she kinda has no where to go.

Anyway, long term societal damage aside, her lumpy ass head is disgusting, there are other pictures, and that shit looks, FUCKED UP, specially from the front, looks like cottage cheese, I shit you not.

@282

I'm in. I give her 13-14 months. End of March 08.

Hah! take a look at the video Fishdoode posted,put me down for within 6 months and having to do with drowning in her own vomit.

Manson family or Syd Barrett w/ out the talent?

I am appalled, yet, strangely, aroused.

LOL @ 'aroused' 289

Maybe she just joined the Hari Krishnas.

#267 is right. Doing volunteer work, coaching, or whatever on our own time - makes us human. You know you've contributed something.
Many of these Celeb-tards have never realized that and have become basket cases.(Even Gates and Buffet figured it out)
Don't blame Brit.
Blame the fact we have to watch this crap. Even on BBC World News.

Leave me alone! Look at me! Leave me alone!

It must be hard being a multi-millionaire.

Um, not the most comments ever–that was the origianl ANS thread–over 400.

KICKASS! Two people liked my song. Thank you :)

BarbadoSlim, you're talking about things I often bring up here, but then people laugh at me and bring up Black Helicopters.

Britney and her ilk are worse than a few killers (and no, we're not defending the killers). As I said in my song, Brit is an empty vessel.

She is there to sell pepsi, sketchers running shoes, make a forgettable summer movie profitable, and fill our radios with bad music so the ads are more fun to listen to.

She spoils the fun of music. I'm into Captain Beefheart, and I play guitar. Every time I listen to Beefheart, it's like it's new, and it makes me come up with song ideas. The music is ALIVE, man!

I have other idols, and Joan Jett is one. She is just SO FUCKING PURE that it's scary.

But do any mall rats know about Beefheart? No. Joan Jett? A tiny bit, but not really.

Joan wrote a song on her new CD, Sinner, called, "Change the World." It's not exactly fuckin' Bob Dylan or Phil Ochs, but it was a try. Don't expect that from Brit.

The corporate media works in harmony with the State, and the rest of our corporate Elite.

WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING is what happens when an empty vessel loses its usefulness.

Fuck, she can be replaced by Kelly Clarkson or Christina Agulera. Britney's "fans" will forget her in 10 seconds, and will follow the next starlet like the sheep they are.

All they want, after all, is a nice set of tits, a nice ass, and a pretty face to sell things with. That's all Madonna was. That's all Britney was. The face time given to Brit will now be given to Agulera, and Clarkson, or whoever.

The people who hold the reins of power won't let us enjoy the magic of music. They keep bringing us these sexpots, because all these sexpots want is to get rich, and they get what they want, and they don't cause trouble while they're getting rich.

Back when I was a teen, ZZtop hit video. Man, those guys blew me away. Awesome blues guitar, funny lyrics, crazy videos...would they get the time of day today? No. Three older guys with beards (one just a mustache)? No way!

I'm not against "big business." I like ice cream. A big business of ice cream doesn't hurt anybody.

Thing is, people like Britney rule our media, because real artists cause trouble and are intelligent. Sure, Agulera can sing, but she's just another pretty slut.

All the corporate media wants is to sell shit and gain power. Sure, bills gotta be paid, but when the MEDIA itself is concentrated in power and is everywhere, it either serves the rich or the poor, and it serves the rich.

It's not just there to entertain us. It has an agenda.

Filling our lives with bullshit about people such as Britney is noise. Ten years ago or so, Brigitte Neilsen was famous because she married Sylvester Stallone. Stupid as hell, pretty, big fat fake tits.

She was everywhere, but when forgotten, forgotten for good. Replaced. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Brit is a zero. A nobody. Can barely sing, but her FACE looked the part. Add some fat fake tits and you've got an instant star. She starts to fuck up and she's instantly replaced. Go look at Agulera's tits, instead.

She provides an indoctrination for chaos and stupidity. She is the grease in the machine. Here, we make fun of it, but 99% of people talk about this shit without irony. It gets reported without irony.

Meanwhile, all of us get fucked. We have a national debt that cannot be repaid, based upon worthless pieces of paper the privately-owned Federal Reserve prints for the cost of the paper itself, loaned to us PLUS INTEREST.

So, go back to work, America.

Drink.

Break up your marriages because both partners are working full time, and have no time to build a home life.

Get a prescription for Prozac.

Put your kid on Ritalin.

Downsize your employees, which creates more misery, more crime, more illegal drug trade.

Watch American Idol every night while the government takes your rights away in the name of this fake war on terror.

And what is all around? Noise. Another sexpot wiggles her ass, and squeaks out a song, while hordes of sheep download ringtones.

Britney CD.
Britney feud.
Britney boyfriend.
Britney marriage.
Britney baby.
Britney breakup.
Britney rehab.
Britney relapse.
Britney breakdown.
Britney comeback.

Insert "Madonna" and all that shit with Sean Penn, her bastard Lourdes, born out of a one-night stud service

...THESE PEOPLE ARE SCUM!!!!

Britney is playing her part to destroy society. If she gets it together to get back in the game...it makes no difference. Her fake tits and bad music, or somebody else's...it's just the noise to ruin us all.

Fuck it, just go download this free mp3:
http://www.trumpetamerica.org/audio/georgecarlinthetruth.mp3

this is her typical m.o. say how much the media pisses her off, yet so goes out & does something drastic to drum up attention. i guess she's far to dumb to realize what she's doing.

#293 Sid, please, I beg you, for the love of God, either boil it down or get your own blog.

I, for one, am hideous.

Go Britney!!!!
Coolest thing I've seen her do in a loooooong time.
It's cathartic, you stupid fucks.

Sid - I usually don't read the long rants....
but I'm sure even Thora would have liked that one. Kudos

Well ok. Maybe not the first yard or two of text, but the rest seemed relevantly off topic.

f

And sorry I haven't sung your song.
( I'm waiting for a multimedia conglomerate to push it a bit)

I am almost always sympathetic toward the mentally ill. In Bratney's case I will make an exception. I get joy seeing that no talent, gum snapping, clodhopper, ugly, skanky, flithy, fish-eyed, crotch flashing idiot implode. Shave her head great... jump of the Golden Gate better still.

hehehe I agree with ya sid, and I don't think Black Helicopters are a myth, in fact, take a look out your window... ...

I've shaved my hair off before and I felt so liberated. It signifies a new begining. Starting over. I'll bet this is the start of a brand new Britney. She's probably tired of all the hurt she's been going through. She's rebelling against all of it. Its got to be so hard to live up to the sexy pop tartlet thing when you are going through so much and you're lonely and the man you loved and found security with at one time completely played you for a fool and in the most public way.
Come on guys, cut her some slack. How would you like it if all of your intimate and private details were on display to the world to see and people constantly mocked you. Think of the last time something embarassing or something you were ashamed of happend to you. Now how would you feel if the whole world new about it. Its the price of fame. but maybe she is leaving the whole Britney persona behind. Maybe now she'll forget about all this BS and just concentrate on her two beautiful sons who will love her no matter what. I really hope that is the case and I wish her the best.

when she was smoking crack she lit her hair on fire n just decided "fuck it, might as well shave it off." now nothing will get in between her and her crack pipe.

I wonder what's next

Re 293
Listened to your link Sid.
How long have you been a member of the Communist Party ?
Didn't realize it was Carlin. He has a point. Last election George Bush - Skull and Bones -Yale
John Kerry - Skull and Bones - Yale
As a foreigner, I don't want to comment, but I think it might be better if we stay away from the Ivy League 'secret society thing'
(We've had a similar problem up here in Canada with the Brits)

Yup, she's going the way of Anna Nicole and Elvis here...DOWN. Her momma needs to get her the FUCK away from California, back to Louisiana, take her kids, live off the millions that Brit made possible by driving her to auditions, and hole up for several years. That's the only way she's going to live through this year without croaking.

Sorry for the buzz-kill, but the clock of life for her is at 11:49...

I shave my armpit hair and I still stink. Damned garlic.

Binky: Thanks :)

I also like it that your name is a nickname of one of the original Pac Mac ghosts.

Yayyy :)

And, I might add, Thora's tits are 100% real, because one is a little bigger than the other....

...ohh...Thora...I...

Ahem.

No, I'm not a commie. If anything, I'm libertarian. If we could just get the Federal Reserve abolished, everything would be cool. Not perfect, mind you, but cool. We already pay enough tax in the marketplace to oay for all things like hospitals and roads.

People on welfare would be super-pathetic, becuase working would actually PAY. Many welfare bums just don't care to work for a debauched currency. Still, it's not the welfare bum that is killing us. It's the Banksters, with all that interest.

In Canada, you don't even really have a constitution of your own, and your head of State is the Queen of England, but your struggles with Quebec have popped up as a joke in The Simpsons :)

sexybitch: What is the difference between making a dozen posts, or reading a dozen and making one BIG post?

Besides, who would read it? At least here, there's a hardcore audience of about 400 or so.

BarbadoSlim: Ha! Let me just....HEY! What the? Where's my rifle?

Go get that mp3, folks. Here ya go:

http://www.trumpetamerica.org/audio/georgecarlinthetruth.mp3

over 300 posts -- amazing. Look Brit, this was the perfect way to stay out of the spotlight.

As for when she'll off herself, I say it will be soon. She'll figure it's the only way to get any real sympathy.

I say by June, 2007. Tell me where to send my betting money. :)

one.revver.com/watch/177240

And in other news...

(I think this one's gotta be the new low)
(It's too bad 'journalists' triumphantly scooped out this story and not the 'WMD thing')

Goddamn, people. It's not like B.S. is an actual human being with feelings and shit. Cut it out with the rabid defense of her. You poor, poor bastards... it's embarassing to behold. Really. I'M embarassed FOR you, and I have no fucking shame at all.

Seriously. Like, NONE. (Actually, I'm much like Britney in that; however, I am smart. I am SO SMART!)

Alright, normally i'm all about dissing the stupid celebs and their inflated egos... I LOVED that jLo cried... serves that no-talent beotch right BUT i digress... there is a limit to my freudenschade (taking joy in other's pain.. it's a psych term) I actually feel bad for this girl, she's way out of control and I fear that nobody is slapping her and saying "get a grip!!!" b/c she's soooo rich that she can take a dump and everyone says it's fab... kind of like george lucas with eps. 1-3 but anyway I digress AGAIN into even dorkier territory. BOTTOM LINE: this behavior is DISTURBING and I am a psychologist, enough said

she looks like the 12 year old fat kid {male-obviously} from 6th grade

We are gonna feel so bad if it turns out she has cancer and shaved her head before all her hair started falling out from the chemo. Well, OK, we'll feel a little bad... mostly we'll just laugh. Sorry, Britney, you used up all your goodwill that last time we saw yer cooter.

She's fucking ugly.
-A skanky hoe for having a kid with kevin federline
-she really needs to go the fuck away.
-And i think she should just like stop with all these stupid little publicity stunts.
-oh and if i was her kid I'd defiantly want a new mother.

Keep the post momentum up. Gotta break the 400 post record set by ANS.

Don't make me come down there....

...I'll write another song.

She just shot to #2 on my celeb death list for this year, right behind Liz Taylor! Atta girl Brit, grab for that Grim Reaper!!!!!

# 319

Four hundred and FIRST BITCHES!!!!
Awww, I always miss it

Re 310. History: 1-oh-binky
Well sid - actually Canadians have some sort of a constitution - but just since 1982. Of course I still have a problem with the 'hereditary rule' thing and we still have this 'ultra white' person on our coins. Sometimes 'tradition' just doesn't cut it.
But at least we're not as bad as the Brits - where she's head of the military and the Church. Not to mention the courts ! This chick can't ever get a parking ticket! (But it is a democracy of course.)

#315 You dork, it's "schadenfreude" and it's NOT a psych term. It literally means taking pleasure in a friend's misfortune. You're a psychologist like I'm Queen of England.

But like in chess - the Queen just has a few more moves.

Shaving her head and getting a tatoo of a cross - has she joined a cult now?

Maybe she's gonna start her own? Only way people are ever gonna worship her again ;)

Just hang in there Brit that spaceship is a'coming

brit apparently said she did it cos she didn't want anyone to touch her anymore. what's the first thing people reach out to do when they see a clean shaven head?

she's just a 25 year old young mum going through a divorce with feelings and insecurities and hang ups just like anyone else. except with the added pressure of 24/7 judgement and scrutiny. and we aren't helping.

it looks as though she's shaved her head and gotten a tat and a piercing out of frustration and anger. i'm sure she regrets it so sadly now.

from memory, it says in louise l hay's book You Can Heal Your Life, that no hair represents no control. this seems true. she seems to be spiralling out of control. now she has no hair to hide behind. she's totally exposed. it's probably her worst fear manifested.

poor girl.

britney please reach out and seek help.

Re:322
Divorced, beheaded, died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
Those pricks murderous past are the stuff of nursery rhymes - but those poor Brits still have to bow to them.
Welcome to the 21st Century England !
(Oh, I suppose I may have veered off topic. Ummmm...I like the new look Brit)

Don't touch me. I wanna go out drinking and drugging and dancing. Don't touch me. I wanna tattoo. Don't touch me. I'm a millionaire but I'm too stupid to enjoy it. Don't touch me. I don't care that I'm you mommy. o_O

OH MY GOD, Y'LL ARE RIGHT! Poor POOR Britney Spears! She has an assload of money, that poor, shat upon pile of somethingorother.

I'm SORRY I was so mean to you, Britney Spears! I FORGOT you have all that MONEY- what a BURDEN it must be! Thank GOD you are AROUND to have all that MONEY so that WE don't have to! It's like you're Jeezis, Britney Spears!

OH MY GOD,BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE MESSIAH! She has come to sacrifice herself at the altar of the Almighty Dollar. SHE WILL SAVE US ALL.

FOR REAL. I AM TOTALLY CORRECT.

#327 Oh, c'mon, Binky, constitutional monarchy is a far cry from Henry VIII. Although they did have head lice and divorce then, so some things never change.

she loves the attention.

She should buy a lace front wig so she can have a wrinkly forehead like Beyonce,
or
a big black mumu for an Uncle Fester style.

RooneyPunch says:

"OH MY GOD, Y'LL ARE RIGHT! Poor POOR Britney Spears! She has an assload of money, that poor, shat upon pile of somethingorother."

jealousy is a curse

stop judging

you haven't walked in her shoes

#333 What makes you and every other poorbritneydefender assume that anyone here is jealous? I think we're mostly just amazed and disgusted that someone who had the talent and opportunities in life that she had just squandered everything and through a lack of intelligence or guidance made catastrophically bad choices every step of the way, and doesn't appear to be done yet.
Honestly, go post on her fan site, you'll be happier.

#319- Are you threatening me?

sorry #334

didn't realise it was a prerequisite to be a HATER to post on this site

you like to judge too, don't you?

who are you to judge?

#330
They still run the place. She's head of the Church ! The Courts are the Queen versus:
Hereditary peers, ie born to sit in the 'House of Lords', have just recently been phased out by Tony Blair.
The class system there is pathetic. 'Blue bloods' inherit some money and feel they are superior beings. They still talk of the aristocracy. It's worse than you think. If you live beside a Baron or Lord - you'll always be K-FED.
(I think this might stretch out sid)

#334 You blithering idiot, where in my post did you see the word "hate"? Apparently YOU like to judge, as you've already deemed everyone here as jealous, and now you're throwing out HATER, huh?
Here's the objective of this site: "Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible."
Now go shave your head if you're so fucking empathetic, okay?

haha #338, double check before you post, sweetheart. you just called yourself a blithering idiot!!!

peace and love to you

xxx

#337 Binky, let's go to 400! sid can even have the last post if the helicopters don't get him and he promises not to post his song again. Seriously, head of the Church means what, really, today? And aristocrats always think they're better, always will, but we know better.

#339 #336, you're still a blithering idiot. Happy now?

How headstrong of her.

Har. People are selling her "hair" on eBay. Some is blonde, some is from PA...

F posting the links. You people are smart enough to find it.

I'm selling some of Britney's hair too; don't be put off by the fact that it smells like my armpit...

Don't cross Paris Hilton. Look what she did to Nicole,Lindsey, and now Britt. She is Satan.

Britney's hair actually still smells like Earl's armpits. He used to constantly grab her in a headlock and give her shitloads of noogies. And she has yet to master the instructions on the shampoo bottle.

#340 Re: Church - Well she's the 'Pope of England' and even the Pope is elected.
But I think I'll have to pick this up tomorrow. (Anything,to avoid another song from sid)

I feel quite sorry for her particularly watching the clip, she cuts a pathetic character.

Binky: You DO have a constitution? Oh...since 1982. It was so new I missed it.

HEY EVERYBODY! Canada has a constitution!

Alert the press; call the Pentagon.

Hee hee hee :)

No offense, now...

This IS like The Simpsons.

And, yes, I am threatening everybody.

And you asked for it...

Are you ready?

I said, ARE YOU READY?

ListenupmysuperfishfansIdidn'thavealotoftimetowritethissoit'snotperfectBUT...

...I know you love the Sid magic black helicopter touch so, without further adew (check my spelling there, please), I present

Bad, Bad, Brtiney Spears

*sung to the tune of Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown
by Jim Croce

Well the south side of Los Angeles
There's a hillbilly grinding her gears
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a woman named Britney Spears

Now Britney more than trouble
You see she stand bout five foot four
All the downtown tramps call her a dirty skank
All the mens just call her a ho

And its bad, bad Britney Spears
Craziest bitch that we've seen in years
More white trash than young Jethro
And dirtier than a junkyard ho

Now Britney she a gambler
And rolled the dice on Federline
No-talent wigger knocked her up fast
And cheated on her all the time

She got a custom nose job
She got pumped up boobies too
She got a worn out bald pussy between her legs
She showed it to me and you

And its bad, bad Britney Spears
Craziest bitch that we've seen in years
More white trash than young Jethro
And dirtier than a junkyard ho

Well Friday bout a week ago
Britney puked on a Hummer's door
And the day before that
She partied with strippers
While her babies cried alone on the floor

Well we cast our eyes upon her
Crazy whore is goin' insane
If Britney don't soon learn to slow down
She'll have nobody else to blame

And its bad, bad Britney Spears
Craziest bitch that we've seen in years
More white trash than young Jethro
And dirtier than a junkyard ho

Well Britney shaved her head clean
And the Superfish's penis wept
Fucked-up girl needs to head for the hills
Ain't too much time that's left

And its bad, bad Britney Spears
Craziest bitch that we've seen in years
More white trash than young Jethro
And dirtier than a junkyard ho

Sid, we're talking Grammy winner here!

Take your left hand, fingers pointed down, and cover up Brit's head all the way up until her ear is covered.

Now, take your right thumb and cover up her facial features.

Her whole head/neck looks like the head of a cock.

Nice look, Brit.

Oh, and the song? You're welcome.

Sexybitch: Thank you :)

I just hope more people show up. I wouldn't want them to miss out on this gem.

Spread the word. This thread is going over 400, baby!

Sid you are a legend!

Nicely done.

Sid, Federline's people just called. He wants to record it.

Caris: Muchos gracias :)

Sometimes, when you gotta work fast, you really hit the nail on the head..

Sexybitch: Funny thing is, if Kfed did record that, with just a piano, it would be so different and fresh for him that it would work, even if he included Weird Al as an excuse to get it released.

I hope the Super gives me a cut, as everything posted here belongs to them...I think :/

I think I've got a hit here with the Fish :)

Maybe the Fish can pay me. Yo Fish, I can't even remember the freebie email I used to register with. If ya need me, mention me in a post and I'll email you from my real address.

Call me. We'll have lunch.

WTF??
10 bucks says she offs herself next

WTF??
10 bucks says she offs herself next

WTF??
10 bucks says she offs herself next

359th! Suckas!!!

She looks like she just joined the Manson clan. If we could get Charlie to brainwash her into knocking of Paris and Lindsay, this won't be all for naught.

#360 Just tell her she'd be joining Charlie's Angels. Done deal.

eh she probably had lice and thought the only solution was to shave her head. i would feel really, really horrible for making fun of her if it came out she has cancer and was going through chemo though.

The funny thing is that I am fingering myself right now.

That look is hot.

Hot like because she's hot, or because she now looks like a giant, walking pecker?

Enquiring minds want to know :)

364! Yeah...gonna make it 400. Gotta take a break, now.

#363 ... that is so incredibly wrong. On so many levels.

nobody would give a shit about her if she stopped creating drama. Think about it, she's a washed up hick old popstar with 2 children and a sagging body. I wouldn't be surprised if she killed her self. The only thing that's keeping her on the radar is her money and her problems..

Now we know why they haven't buried Anna. Howard K Stern was waiting around for another opportunity to cash in.
Girls Gone Wild: Funeral Hotties.

Sadly, the other shoe is about to drop for this poor thing.

Morning folks!....new shift coming in, let me get some coffee and see if we take this bitch up to 400.

Will someone PLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE take those two babies away from this sicko, white trash, lost-her-mind bimbo!!!! Where are her parents and family? Why haven't they tried to take those babies away from her to give them a sane and safe environment? I can't believe it is better for them to live with an always drunk and out-of-control slut than with their father, Kevin Federline, who at least is not making an ass of himself in the tabloids. You don't see him splashed all over the front pages throwing-up drunk with his crotch hanging out!!! Kevin, wake up!!! Go to court and take your boys away from that madwoman before she does irreparable harm to them in a drunken stupor! That slut is the epitome of an UNFIT MOTHER!!! PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE - Kevin, someone ... TAKE THOSE BABIES AWAY FROM HER!!!!

I say let her keep the babies... trash needs to grow up like trash. We need to keep future drug counselors, psychotherapists, and gay porn directors in business. For the sake of our economy, let he keep her belly fruit.

#363 - I suppose it's my fault for even reading so early... I hope your fingers forgive you...

#369 Partying all night, exchanging clothes with dancers and getting tattoes, piercings and a cueball cut aren't grounds for child neglect, and even if she managed to puke in a perfect pentagram, you still won't see CPS moving in. I'm sure the kids are being taken care of, but just not by her. They won't be the first kids out there who are raised by nannies because parenting just got to be too inconvenient for a short-attention-span mommy. However, knowing that Fed-ex has made a move for custody, you'd think if Britney really gave a damn about them her behavior MIGHT be a little more circumspect until the case comes to court.

On the other hand, she's made every reckless and stupid decision a person can possibly make, so why be smart now?

She looks a bit like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break, only not as feminine.

Shaved head ... shaved pussy ... shaved bank account ... see you at the State Fair Britney in 2027 with the other has-beens

#373 - HA! She'll be in the booth right next to Charo, Flava Flav, and the rest of the carnies...

I look like Tea Bag from Prison Break, only not as masculine.

#375 - I guess it was only a matter of time before you decided to come out and attempt to ruin an otherwise excellent thread. And here I thought we could have one troll free...

What I'm wondering is, how much money could she actually have at the moment, I mean for REAL?, Who's paying the bills, these people carry monster overhead and that's daily. She doesn't seem to have any handlers, and she doesn't seem to be in a fiscally responsible frame of mind.

Look at Michael Jackson, he made ten times what she's made (while his music portfolio keeps generating revenue) and he's restructuring on a yearly basis. Maybe there's a financial motive behind this insanity?

I harbored no delusions that we could have a cunt free thread, as you already posted at least 18 times. Slow night at the drive through?

"Come on boy, hold on to my pocket and we'll take a walk."

#377 - You're right... the cunt free thread apparently ended when the public library let you sign in. Big plans for another week of misery, broken dreams and living life as me? Must be fun.

Oops... my bad Slim. I clearly meant #378... Of course you could close your eyes and just smell the idiot, so I shouldn't have referenced a number at all.

#377 Slim, you never saw Michael shopping at The Gap or Target - Britney knows how to economize. No high-priced menageries or trips to Disneyland for her - she can flash her snatch and make her own fun.

No misery. No broken dreams. Life is pretty good, thanks for asking.

Just because I enjoy agitating a caged chimp, doesn't mean I want to live his life, ... Nevermind, you wouldn't get it ;^)

@381...That's true SB, and she does drink cheap booze. But that Earl thing was a money loser and then the staying on $25,000 an night hotel rooms, doesn't she also have a private jet? Those thing are waste of money just to keep them hangared.

*things are a*

I think she's the main reason Louisiana refuses to rebuild. They're afraid she'll stay.

Britney Spears would need to lip sync a queebe.

#383 - $25,000 a night? What the hell could they give you that's worth $25,000 a night? Gold leaf toilet paper?

bald puta

@387... all I know is, if I'm gonna pay $25,000 for the room, it better come with 25,000 hookers.

Oh wait, my mistake, it's $40,000 a night:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20008553,00.html

so make that 40,000 hookers.

I'm at the moment enjoying a great capucino while reading the comments.You're all rolling! But frankly she's looking happy in this picture??It's as if she feels herself relieved from something.As if a burden has fallen from her shoulders.It must be her hair with this family of gophers what fell of her shoulders, after she shaved ,what gave her this feeling.At some people placebos works out with positive result.

way to go, britney! acts of diva citizenship are the only way we will save ourselves from our own retarded categories.

forget tattoos, you don't need to be "biker-chick," just because you left hollywoon tanglam behind! your brilliance would be in remaining the "what the fuck?" and opening up a new category of indeterminability.

to the poem people: stop trying to assert your individuality. if your poems were any good, you wouldn't be giving them away for free. y'all just make the scroll-down take longer

<363)I'll bet Rosie her hand(s) and fist went down several of times as well.

\393/ It's 'several times',i'm gonna take another capucino.
Hey sexybitch!You're rolling as well.

Damn... she's becoming a huge joke

For $40,000/night that room damn better have a platinum waterbed filled with the tears of orphans. And free broadband.

I won't be surprised if Britney her body turns into one big tattoo soon.

Clitney's about to make superfish history, an honor in douchebaggery culture, let's take this sucker in for final approach.

I predict a fall faster than Jessica Simpson at a mensa meeting. This will be fun.

save
britney!

400!!!!

Goddammit you did it! you wonderful bastards, Fuck the Grammys, Fuck the Nobel Prize, Fuck the Ultimate Fighting Championship and the Indy 500. This is what accomplishment is all about, slapped backs and kudos all around.

I really can't decide if she looked better before rehab or if she looks better now. Greasy trailer trash vs. lunatic serial killer? It's just not something you want to chose between.

Funny Song:

one.revver.com/watch/177240

400. Shave Britney, and wean that RichPort dude off the cock while you're at it. Oh well, one out of two, ...

Nasty potato headed slut.

i think tyra banks looks like mr. potato head, and britney spears looks like tyra banks with her potato skin shaved off.

all we need's some hoile and we're knee deep in fries.

yummmm

We'll obviosuly never wean my troll off of my cock:
"Dear Diary... it's week 12 of pretending desperately to be RichPort... but my cock is still tiny..."

RichPort

isn't it impossible to have the same user name as someone else?

maybe you have multiple personality disorder, and it's time to face the facts?

nasty

God, I love this site.

Do people actually think this site is in defense of anyone? It's an all out celeb slamfest which I find to be quite humorous and makes my day seem even more important. I can see Twitney doing amateur lesbian porn before she hits rock bottom.

Big ups to superfish!

I think she looks good. She pulls it off. Good for her for having some balls to do what she wants.

I'm with you crixpy.

Brit's lost it. Completely lost it. Beyond all hope of salvation. This is actually sadder to watch than the downslide of ANS. Now I actually feel sorry for her.

Wow, I actually feel bad for her. I was a never a fan of hers but this is just pathetic. Um, where the hell is her free-loading family? Oh yeah, they're out spending her money... way to go, fam... No wonder she's such an exemplary parent herself... Go back to rehab, chick, if not for yourself, then your kids. Can anyone say issues? I say she was probably molested as a kid and it's surfacing now in her adulthood thus her obvious intimacy issues. "I don't want anyone touching me" should be a huge red flag... Suicide is definitely something she is considering... I'm going to say two weeks...

I shaved my hair off three months or so ago...and i agree with the people who say that it feels so refreshing to do. but my personal opinion is that white people should never, EVER do it. just looks foolish. that is, of course, unless it's britney spears and i can laugh at her downward spiral into an "accidental" drug overdose.

...God, please don't let her die in the next few weeks, then I might have to feel...what's that word...oh yeah, remorse

HEY

heyheyhey

HAY GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

white people have scary moon heads

I know most at the time tattoos are refecting somebody's feeling.Here's a little suggestion for Britney to help.http://www.milliondollartattoo.com/gallery/dispimage.asp?id=19

..any chance she's been diagnosed with a cancer that will require chemo?

That'd explain the shaved head and the distraught behavior..then again..so would having a bad case of the crazies.

..and I'm afraid she can no longer put off growing that chin.

(418)I hope she's feeling better now.

truth be told, one can only puke onto their hair so many times before the stench becomes permanent.

i actually think, while she looks terrible--she looks better than she did with that ugly dark brown mop she was using as hair before.

go ahead brit, you really couldn't screw up any worse now...its all up hill!

417--yes, yes they do. i guess it all balances out...they get hair that is manageable right after washing it, black folks get the most awesome bald heads ever. seems fair to me

this post is gonna go way over 500.

heyheyhey- don't you think she should just take her fortunes and move to some third-world country on the beach, where she can drink fresh-made guava juice and feel the breeze on her head?

i don't know why she hangs around fucking LA. this place is clearly making her go crazy. ever watch parts of her show with K-Fed?

she's clearly got a totally frantic mind.

God her career is over. It was kind of over before but now it's really really over. Does anyone remember Britney Comeback 2007? There’s pretty much no coming back from a public nervous breakdown. This whole thing makes Mariah Carry look like the picture of sanity.

She is obviously crazy and we all know that crazy chicks do the best fucking. There is absolutely nothing a crazy chick won't do and won't let be done to her once a guy starts her up.

Remember though that you can't just fall out there afterward because crazy bitches like to kill you while you sleep. So, you just have to leave as soon as you're finished.

But that's what a guy wants to do anyway.

424--i don't know if she should be loose in the free world schack, but maybe she should take her fortunes and move to the nearest insane asylum, where she can eat fresh-made jello and feel the warmth of a straitjacket around her torso

how dare you defame the name of jello.

jello is the food of the gods.

may the wrath of the gods strike down upon thee!

sorry.

i've been told i'm only funny when i don't try...

Hey did you guys hear that Anna Nicole Smith died? I just thought we were enduring a couple of slow weeks in the news now that the war is near over and Howard K Stern paid off the jew run media to just write a lot of stories no one would read about her.
But apparently she's dead!

are you kidding?

biatcho- here i am thinking you share my passion for celebrity, but clearly you're some kind of fraud. not knowing that anna nicole is dead, to me, is like if the president didn't know there's a south korea too.

She's disgusting white trash and a terrible influence and role model for people everywhere. Will someone just throw her under a bus already?

427 - That reminds me...I need to shave my jello. Might have kept it too long.

432 - Or south Dakota...or South...um...Virginia, Yeah,that's it. South Virginia.

are you the wolfman's brother?

#432 Whaddaya mean, there's a SOUTH Korea? Says who? Condi?!?!

P.S. Who's the bald guy?

bald guy is your hemmaroid

we were doing your colonoscopy when we found it.

we've never seen an ass-growth so developed that it took on the form of a "parasitic twin," mr. president. so far we've detected no brain activity in the "head" of the creature. we are baffled by the fact that it can walk and talk. but hey, we can't even figure out how michael jordan jumps. some things were clearly meant to be god's little mysteries.

375, 378, 382, 404. The "real" RichPort was pwned, repeatedly, ... and I can't even take credit for the "Sorta Rican" and "slide right in" recent RichPort posts which were funnier than anything you have ever written.

408, and every other post. More third-grade, humorless and derivative material from the "real" RichPort. If this thread was representative of your "A" game, perhaps you should take your own advice and "post something funny or STFU!". What do you say, Tea Bag?

Lice..it's got to be lice. I know that lice is the only thing that could possible make me shave my head. I think instead of testing the hair for drugs they should call in the terminex man

To quote the great Phil Hartman "Skinhead O'Connor, I look at you and I think 8 ball in the corner pocket".

that is a good one...

so what about our picnic? not a cloud in the sky, no wind, feels like spring already.

whadda y'say?

Well I just finished lunch a little while ago but it'll be dark in 2 hours... we can bonfire & spark doobers if you so desire?

429--lol. we forgive you...maybe. ok i really don't have an excuse to be on here, i'm a college student, i'm on campus, and it's the weekend. so i'm gonna go now...good luck not killing yourself britney

let me guess... turkey club?

O.k., I feel really stupid, but RichPort, explain to me who your troll is and why he is tormenting you?

i guess even if i am right, that would be more creepy rather than impressive, eh?

read much?
http://www.iands.org/research/vanLommel/vanLommel.php

but, as regards the fire- i'll be on the lake by nightfall. see you there :)

May be off topic by now, but just wanted to say... Britney is just celebrating the Year of The Pig.

She's morphed into Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, "Her hair got real hot."

Who is RichPort's troll and why is he trolling???

My bored Sunday brain needs to know.

And Britney looks, in the cold light of a new day, even more grotesque than she did yesterday, if that's possible.

She looks like a dummy for a timemachine-travel.

How about sending her to a world where they wear a bananapeel as a hat?

@450...you ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? Remember the guy who was making a female human suit?

He's that guy only gayer.

I bet he's twirling around his room right now putting on lipstick and shit to the beats of some Emo music.

Oh, lol. That's bad #453. But why has he targeted RichPort? Or are there others he's pretending to be?

Very scary...it's like when the pods took people over in that Body Snatchers movie -- only it's trolling on the Superfish.

Wow. Well, at least it can only go up from here, Brit...

Bob
www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts

Well the way I remember, it all started when he/she got its handed to it, severely, by the original in some thread I can't recall, and then it went all psycho stalker.

Psychostalkers aren't nearly as cute as they think they are.

I'd really like to see this thread go over 500. Imagine the feeling of accomplishment we'd all have.

There must be 44 more nasty comments we can make about Brit. Come on, if we all work together, we can do it.

IT places its tongue on my clitoris

slim... how long you've been on here?

I think this bitch needs some help.

I've made a lot of mistakes in my own life and sometimes you've gotta hit rock bottom before realizing that you can't do it alone.

BTW, anyone else have a clit piercing??

Where's Jrz btw?I haven't heard from her in ages.

We as caring humans need to back out of other peoples lives (for now obvious reasons). Just because people look up to them does not mean that it is right to be followed with cameras, have people harass you for autographs, or have people sift through your garbage and sell it on ebay. What the paparatzi does is severely F#$*ed! The only way for this to stop happening is if noone buys tabloids and starts taking more interest in world and political affairs rather than what Armani's latest fashion line is. But whatever i probably wont be heard and by me eving saying/ looking this i am a hypocrate but it needs to be said.

Navel pierced, but no clit piercing -- ooohhh, that sounds painful. Tongue piercing would be erotic for oral sex...

Yeah, and lowlands i was wondering about jrz, too. I would have thought she'd have plenty to say about this britney shit.

i had a tongue piercing when i was 15. braces too. talk about metal mouth.

then i shattered a molar and had to get hundreds of dollars worth of reconstructive dental surgery. after which my mom told me that the next tooth i shatter, i'm paying for.

which is when i realized: i'm THAT loser. i'm that girl who went and got this ridiculous and revolting contraption in my mouth, cause of the causal snowstorm initiated by some idiots years ago...

navel, yes. tongue, no.

don't even get me started on clitoris.

nobody is touching that thing with a needle. it's VERRRRRRRRRY important to me

Daniel:

I'm gonna be the nicest one here to you, so i will reply.

I agree that reporters should not harass people who truly do want to be left alone. But please. There is only one reason why you walk around without any underwear, and shave your head, and go around with Paris Hilton, etc. and that is to GET ATTENTION. Brit is in the spotlight because she decided it should be that way.

I've said it before...if you are an attention whore, don't be surprised when you, um, get attention. (or something like that).

:) Twizz

lol, schack, in one post you talked me out of tongue piercings for good :)

Pain for gain, sister.

oh, and p.s. twizz, it's not erotic for oral sex. it's just annoying.

#468 -- really? I always thought guys would love that....but maybe it just starts to get painful...hmmmm. something to ponder on a sunday.

:) where the hell is jrz????

my boyfriend at the time that i still had it in said that it was just an annoying feeling...

all in all it was totally not worth it, and i try to forget.

they use a hollow needle, you know. they took a cylindrical piece of my tongue forever.

EWWWWWW. I think i just threw up a little. I want to keep all of my tongue.

they would take a piece of your clit, too.

twzz?

do you know ppl from this website in real life, or is jrzm (or whatever) just a superficial friend?

crap. no. way.

want to keep my clit and tongue. in tact. always.

#473 -- :)

Just a superficial friend (sniff). But all of my friends are kind of, imaginary, if you know what i mean.

i'm sure i do know what you mean, but that sounds pretty psychotic, you realize?

To say that it is fitting that this post on Britney has turned into a thread for pre-teens to "Do I/Don't I" tongue piercings would be a massive understatement.

do you mean that your friends are always characters in your more or less lonely narrative, or that you don't have what anyone would call "real friends"?

I also heard a news article that claims her as a psycho demending attention. It's rather sad. They also had a theory the only reason she's acting like a fuckin' psycho was just so she would get more attention for her next album. WTF? can't she just disappear and never come back??

the whole fucking world is fitting, given the world, numbnuts.

why don't you go back to whatever hermeneutical hole you crawled out of. your observations bore me.

now, twzz, i am really interested in what you mean... please go on

Well, schack, i have friends that only i can see....is that so unusual?

and stimulant psychosis is not a possibility? :)

do you see them as vividly as you see "real" people (people who see eachother)?

well, i can't tell the real people from the fake people, so what do you mean?

how do you know that ONLY YOU see them?

This thing will either end rather quickly with her doing something really stupid, or she'll be locked up in a hospital by her "people" IF she still has any.

At any rate, they better keep them kids away from her mentally deficient ass.

500 that's the brass ring bitches!

Well, when i go out to dinner and i'm talking to my friend and the waiter comes over (I think the waiter is real), he doesn't ever take my friend's order. Only mine. Then we go to a movie, and they only sell me one ticket. Don't you think that's odd?

yeah, it's odd. it sounds pretty cool, though.

have you told anyone?

Well, my friends and I talk about it pretty regularly, but they don't tell anyone, if you know what i mean.

#489 And your friend's name is 'Britney'? The irony...

i'm not really sure what you mean, unless you're talking about the friends no one else can see. but if i were your friend, i'd at least tell your mom that you are probably schizophrenic (sp?)

O.k...this is giving me the creeps, and i started it.

You all do know I'm KIDDING right???

And, no...i have no friends named britney (thank god).

Oh sure, now deny it...you didn't shave your head recently, did you?

well, my brother was hallucinating for a long time before he died. i try to give ppl the benefit of the doubt.

but, i'm happy for you, especially since your friend isn't britney. can you imagine?

I'm an English teacher. Steady boyfriend. No insanity in my family. Lots of real friends....

:) But this silly conversation did get us closer to 500!

Oh, and schack -- i'm sorry about your brother. Didn't mean to kid about something that had anything to do with you personally. I thought you were playing along.

:) You seem like a nice sort.

And, Stink, I do shave, but not my head ;)

he wasn't insane. he was just on a lot of medication for a fake disease, which drove him crazy.

i hate pubic hair.

"And though it is impossible that we should recollect that we existed before the body...still, we feel and know by experience that we are eternal. For the mind feels those things that it conceives in understanding no lass than those it has in the memory. For the eyes of the mind, by which is sees and observes thngs are the demonstrations themselves."

500 yet?

Anyhow, all I have to say is Britney, Britney, Britney . . . WHY?

This must be for attention but is it to get attention for her new album or is it a cry for help.

Help should not be hard to get with all the money she has so with that in mind I think it is just a big publicity stunt.

People are all worried about Britney, her stability, and well being while meanwhile she is in her mansion laughing her ass off & loving the spotlight.

So i guess there's isn't much hair left on Britneys'body.Maybe her nostrils and eyebrows are the only hairy places left.

she's a slippery as a porpoise

<502)I still have to look for that in the dictionary but i think it's good.

i might have spelled it wrong

dolphins are porpoises

also, is it just me or do you think that britney will commit suicide?

The porpoises are small cetaceans of the family Phocoenidae; they are related to whales and dolphins. They are distinct from dolphins, although the word "porpoise" has been used to refer to any small dolphin, especially by sailors and fishermen. The most obvious visible difference between the two groups is that porpoises have spatulate (flattened) teeth distinct from the conical teeth of dolphins. In addition, porpoises are relatively r-selected compared with dolphins: that is, they rear more young more quickly than dolphins.

wikipedia

Ok I'm ready for some new stuff, moving on...

#504 don't wanna correct you there Costeau but they are related to, but not porpoises, they are, in fact, aquatic mammals.

This educational moment was brought to you by Alcohol.

We all know 'wiki is very picky'.

thanks, slim, but i beat you to correcting me. sorry.

there's something dolphinesque about britney's nose. she's like a shaved dolphin puppy. or better yet, a waxed sea lion.

Sorry?

yeah. who wants to be a killjoy?

you know when ppl have a fake tif, the person who plays mr. smartipants always winds up looking dumb. that was my 2-move preemptive strike.

chess just takes practice, practice...

besides, i like slim. i haven't been on this site for that long, but so long as i've been here, his comments have entertained me. except when they're retarded, which is always...of course

I haven't play chess for a looong time.

can you imagine when chess was THE rage?

During the 'cold war' it was maybe a rage,the East against the West.

@449
LMAO! That is the best one yet! She even put the hood up afterwards!
Maybe she had just watched the movie and became inspired!

im scared for Britney. shes going so crazy that shes shaving her head? whats her problem? i wanna slap her across the face. see this is what happens when you have too much time on your hands. she might as well fake her death , because her career will never work again, unless she makes a diss song about herself, making fun of how stupid shes been lately

chess goes way further back than the cold war, dude. waaaaaay further.

WHAT IS SO CRAZY ABOUT SHAVING ONE'S HEAD?

what kind of terrifyingly regular world do you come from?

i think it makes complete sense. and she's not crazy, unless we're all crazy, but then the term loses its meaning. she's a normal person going through a terribly embarassing public revolt (which usually teenagers go through) and it's delightful!

The people had more time during the 'cold war'to play chess.

if you listen to the words in her song everytime you will know she seems to be at that point and will prolly commmit suicide in a bathtub wrists slit

i love not wearing a tampon, free-bleeding all over my underwear, and sitting around smelling the ferrous crotch smell. tastes pretty good too.

:x

In some amazones-tribes they're using nothing at all.

god...that would be so lovely. just run around in the jungle with it dripping down my thighs... if only!

Get the coconuts and bananas ready,here ya go!

why would i take coconuts and bananas, when i can just get them down there?

that's like packing for amsterdam with weed and mushrooms.

Doesn't matter just pack it and come to Amsterdam.

She looks like Bobby from King Of The Hill!

i'll go to amsterdam

but first, shower, then, paper...

god, this website will be the end of me...

I know a very good guide...

well, maybe we should, well, you know...like, maybe we should sort of, give your people to my people, or put my people on your people...or, wait, fuck!

Did you know that chess is so popular in in Russian because during Soviet times it was promoted as a national sport- It was the cheapest "sport" they could think of.
Btw- STILL not over comment 49. HAHAHA

That's just what i was thinking.It looks more complicated as it actually is.

well, the wonderful thing about anonymity is the spectrum of possibility- i could be britney spears-
compared to the bathos of everyday experience. unless you learn to see what's not there, but then you have to be confident enough to know you're not crazy, which isn't easy, my friend.

i punched my boyfriend in the face a few weeks ago. talk about the "real world" returning with a vengeance

is english not your first language, low?

Eh-- so she let the excitement of V for Vendetta get to her head (so to speak). BFD. She could do worse than go bald-- and has. Personally, I hope that this is a genuine attempt at reinvention. Who knows-- she might become the next Alanis Morissette.

and to be even more anticlimactic, he's not even REALLY my boyfriend, if you catch my drift

Was he a one-nightstand?For the rest i've to get my dictionary first.

no. i would never even think of calling a one-night-stand a "boyfriend." do you think i'm crazy?

he is my boyfriend but NOT REALLY (my boyfriend-but-not-really)! god, now i know you're not american. were you american, that would make complete sense to you!

Give Britney credit for finally admitting she was never going to wash her hair again and just shaving that shit off. I'd rather look at a bald head than a greezy head any day.

i think britney looks divine.

i never believed her before. now i do.

Personally it doesn't quite attrack this kind of 'boyfriend but not really' relationships.Does it happen a lot with americans?

for me, it just means that neither one should take the other for granted. as soon as you assume an impermeable homeostasis, the relationship is pretty much over... it happens a lot, but in different ways. for some people, it just means they will "better-deal" you the minute they find a sound opportunity. for me, it's ultimately for the integrity of the relationship itself

BarbadoSlim: Y'know, while congratulating us all on the proud milestone of 400, you foreshadowed with "Indy 500."

You clever devil; you got your wish.

Who said she looks like a "waxed sea lion?" Heh...funny :D

Too bad she isn't reading this right now, instead of lying face down in her own vomit of Cheetos, Diet Dr. Pepper, Xanax and Stoli...

...while her babies start gumming the houseplants and carpet for sustenence.

Did I spell that right? Sustenence? I remember Sylvester the Cat, saying that word: "Sussssstenance!"

I hate all these CG "cartoons." Gimme the old school, baby!

Ever seen those pornos called "I blew up my pussy?" The broads put a version of a dick pump on their twats, and suck it until it's all inflated. Brit oughta do THAT, and then flash he bojangles at us again, and we'd be all like, "Whoa!"

Just thinking out loud, folks. Let's get to 600.

EYE OF THE TIGER!

WE CAN DO IT!

WHATEVER IT TAKES!

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!

dude- i rarely laugh outloud. diet dp and xanax, but then, gumming the houseplants?

too much...

waxed sea lion was mine. one of the really fat ones, who just lays there like a bag of fat, waiting for the A-males to come and inseminate her.

(546)It's something like a spare part.This sort of 'phenomenom' occurs everywhere in the world.Even in the far east it happens.

i can see her putting baby food on her clit and letting them lick it off when there's no one left to do the job

a spare part? sorry, didn't get that.

and just cause you're not from the US, doesn't mean i trust you as some kind of worldly source about all cultures.

or does "non-american" mean "global" theses days?

just us against the world, folks. who's comin' with me?

Schack: High five, brother. Waxed sea lion was worth the price of admission.

Hey, talkin' bout being inseminated, these guys are checkin her new look out:
http://www.lucasgray.com/contact/images/contact_05.gif

I gotta make some dinner, but the rest of you out there, don't give up the fight–we need 600, people!

"It's the eye of the tiger–"

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

#550 You're sick.....Let's see if this one get's to the 1000 mark.. On another note...
"The salon's owners told E! that they saved the pop singer's locks and may auction them off for charity. People magazine is also reporting that the salon is now offering a BritBuzz Special – at $200 a head"

http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/entertainment/main207.shtml

I feel bad for her. She needs to be put on suicide watch and needs to reach out to her friends.

When someone is really famous, the public eye becomes painful. I'm not nearly as famous as she is, and I know that from time to time I wish I could walk around anonymously...

Schack: 550...DAMNNNN!

That's nasty!

Still won't put me off a bowl of soup and some cookies. Seriously, I gotta eat.

EYE OF THE TIGER!

DO IT!

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

she doesn't have to live in LA, dannie.

sigh...

Yeah, let's take this bitch up another notch to 600

that wasn't Britney, that was her stunt whore.

" I'm not nearly as famous as she is, and I know that from time to time I wish I could walk around anonymously..."

You also need to walk yourself to your nearest psychiatrist, thinking you are a celebrity might be a sign of deep seated mental problems.

maybe she is, slim?!

is there royalty among us?

#558 Oh, please, anonymously? dumbYELL just wishes she were evolved enough to walk around upright.

RE: 323 "#315 You dork, it's "schadenfreude" and it's NOT a psych term. It literally means taking pleasure in a friend's misfortune. You're a psychologist like I'm Queen of England."
Your Majesty,
1) I am a bit dyslexic and don't speak fluent German, very sorry
2) Yes, in German that is the literal meaning of the term.
3) This term is ALSO used the intergroup psychology literature and thus how I was using it in my blurb (Example: Leach, C. W., Spears, R., Branscombe, N. R., & Doosje, B. (2003). Malicious pleasure: Schadenfreude at the suffering of another group. Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, 84, 932-943.)

Maybe you should have the help update the ol' Library.
Let's have tea sometime :)

NOW SHE LOOKS EVEN MORE LIKE HER WHITE TRASH SOUL MATE EMINEM. SLIMSHADY....

mmmmm K

lol 396.

We're gonna make 600...this is a record for the superfish. I wish I had something witty to say, but at this point, i just want us to get to 600.

And Danielle, pray, why do you wish you weren't so famous? I've never heard of you. (you are infamous on this site, of course, but that's not quite the same thing, now is it?)

Oh, and does anyone else find the google ads for "Hawaiian shaved ice" humourous at the top of the page?

This is the state of things at this moment, we have a possible celebrity on the thread (wacko alert) and #561 just went bibliographical on sexybitch's ass. Let's hope for a response on our inexorable journey towards 600. Let the hate flow thru you.

inexorable. nice ;)

BarbadoSlim -- I'm thinking this attack on sexybitch should definitely take us through to 600, maybe even to 700. I'm hoping for a good fight here...one that i'm not in the middle of, but can sit back and enjoy while sipping my iced tea with lime.

Let the games begin. I'm on your side, Sexybitch. I'm very loyal.

well, i don't know what dr. freud is doing here anyway. shouldn't you be somewhere telling your female patients that their desire to spill their guts to you stems from a repressed desire to phallate their fathers, which ultimately is the desire for the comfort of the breast?

and schadenfreude doesn't mean anything in english unless you call it sadism, or sado-masochism. you only mentioned that word, dr. strangelove, cause your journal peers translated it incorrectly

@568...I could have gone with relentless, but inexorable was more "superfishy" as in:

Paris Hilton's journey towards an AIDS related death is inexorable.

#561 It's cool, Slim, we're having tea at Windsor.

kmddmk, that's what those damn layabout courtiers are for. That compound word existed before Freud came on the scene. The word is defined in the psychology lit simply because it IS German and not always included in every English dictionary, altho it lurks under foreign words and phrases. If "ennui" or "anomie" is defined in the same source that doesn't make that a psych term either.

Cream or lemon? ;)

and, p.s.

freud fucked his wife's ugly sister all the time and she most likes got an abortion to kill the child.

next time, i'll take my advice from oprah or dr. phil. thanks

She has lawyers who are smart enough to keep KFed away from her money. Next time she can hire a babysitter to keep her away from his buzzer.

And puh-lease, with her cash she can BUY herself a new head.

#571 schack, you're way off the mark - schadenfreude has nothing to do with sadism or sadomasochism. The "schade" part literally means "harm", but the entire word means a nasty glee that you get when general misfortune or bad luck karma hits someone you know, not sadistic type harm that one person deliberately inflicts on another.

and what does sadism mean, deary? and when the person in whose demise you take pleasure is yourself, what is that, selbstschadenfreude? or, just sadomasochism?

why don't you tell some of my professors, one of whom is the #1 Freud scholar in the Western world that they use the wrong terms when they speak to their students?

and haven't you ever heard of one concept being associated with more than one word?

#569 Twzzlr, thanks - you're so sweet you don't need sugar in your tea. Want a scone? Jam? Navl piercing? Clotted cream? Tattoo?

what are you even trying to prove?

kannst du bitte meinen dick schlucken, bevor du zurueck zu Hause beschaemt wanderst?

Re #573:
I agree... calling it a "psych term" was a bit misleading and I should have been a bit more clear... it just happens to fit the phenomena best, hence it's use in the psych world. I probably also should have sobered up a bit last night before jumping in but hell, I turn on my computer and Brit's gone BALD, I couldn't wait!

See that everyone diplomacy WORKS!

Lemon would be just lovely, thanks :)

she either wants attention...bad...or is becoming a lesbian...i can't believe she shaved her head though...

#580 Schack, what's wrong with you? If you'd back up for a minute you'd see I'm not talking about Freud's interpretation of the word - as I mentioned to kmddmk, it existed before he came along. Here we are having tea and a nice discussion and you're getting pissy, so quit it. You know that psychology likes to own every German phrase it can get its hands on. But it's a big leap from taking gratuitous pleasure in someone's bad luck to sadism, and you know it. So even though you said "please" you can keep your insults to yourselbst and quit trying to start a fight.

i don't think it's a leap at all. taking pleasure in causing or witnessing pain is sadistic. and in explaining freud and lacan, my professors used that very word.

and i don't know that about psychology. if i've learned anything here it's that i know very little about everything and that the only people qualified to argue about the status of technical terms are the people who seriously study them.

but, it's fine... if you want to keep acting like some kind of academic, go ahead. you'll probably only rarely look stupid, since (i've also learned) that all these incredibly smart people don't spend too much time interacting with the masses.

Wow, I have just been cruising this site for the mildly diverting gossip and boob shots. I had no idea such sharks cruised below the surface, nor that the hatred for success ran so deep. So this is where the school bullies go after graduation!

Thanks for making me realize I DO have a life!

I'll help out in the quest for 600.

I at first felt SOMEWHAT bad for her. She did grow up in the public eye and I'm sure it's difficult and blah blah and she is revolting, confused and lost...but then I thought...

THIS BITCH HAS KIDS. It's sad. These kids are being raised by a child, if she's even involved in the process. I just hope the kids are ok and not in the process of being severely fucked up for the rest of their lives. She needs to stop feeling sorry for herself, get a grip on her life and move foward. She's had life handed to her on a platter and that comes with consequences that she needs to learn how to deal with. She needs to get out of LA or wherever she is living and go back to Kentucky and raise her kids if she truly just wants to be left alone...then I say...get the hell out of our faces.

It's very simple, actually. Some punks smashed her brother's scooter and she shot a guy, and is now on the run.

We will be invincible....

Damn it, I just missed Britney by six months. I was at Crossroads last summer, and after coming back home decided to go with the shaved head look as well. Must be something in the water.....

#585: Best thing to remember is if someone keeps saying how smart they are, you're hearing from a biased and unreliable source.

#587: Think of it this way--the more she neglects them, the more likely they'll be raised by a trained professional manny and they might actually have a chance in hell of getting through life okay.

#589...Bloom County fan?

#550 EWW! Seriously! Funny!

Is it coincidence that I shaved my head friday also? I idn't feel like washing mine either.

#591..you betcha. Miss it dearly

585 -
Interacting with the masses can be too painful for the semi-famous among us.

#593--Me too. Nobody did it like him.

586 -
I don't believe most here hate success. We just question why Britney is so willing to fuck up her own success.

594- i can understand, when you spend your life building complex and subtle interpretive frameworks, and then some shithead like me drops some question into your cobwebs like a brick through tissue paper, it hurts...

592...thanks

is it sexual abuse if you use your genitals as a utensil to feed your toddlers, or is it just love?

Go over toDD and help cure her infatuation with Parasite Hitler!

Come on go !

Woo Hoo! 600th!

#585 Schack - wow, nice generalization, but I never claimed any of the things you're attributing to me. I was discussing a post with kmddmk and having a nice time when you started dragging Freud, Dr. Phil, and your profs into the mix. I didn't want to fight with you but you seemed to be positively spoiling for one.

I never claimed that my professors could beat up yours, and if you think you've reached some momentous conclusion, well, good for you. I'd actually love to find out why your prof classifies passive malicious pleasure and active sadism as one and the same, but if it's all the same to you, I think I'll forego the pleasure.

I also don't live in an ivory tower, it's too hard to get pizza delivered.

Schack, you're fat....I just know it.

hi alex

604? spank me very much

565 you stupid cunt. We made 666 easily last summer.

YO SLIM!!!

C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????

C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????

Double post, sorry cunts!

since you obviously like to live vicariously, you should have no trouble comprehending how enjoyment isn't purely passive.

but that's a can of worms i don't think is worth opening.

my point was just that schadenfreude IS often translated as sadism.

it's not delivery, it's dijourno, and p.s. my professors can annihilate your professors.

Tranny!!! I wanna mud wrestle with you. Naked of course. PS.... Schack is FAT!

Shitney the Pear actually turning into a pear. Who Knew?!!????!!!

alex, don't you think you should get back to work? CruisingForCock? god, it's so obvious.

610 Too bad they can't teach you how to use the shift key. Sentences start with CAPS. And you are still FAT.

Can I be the fat one and you all mud wrestle me naked?

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

sentences start with caps, do they? depends who ur aksin, don't it?

what the fuck? you're gonna take my crowning glory away from me? I'M the fat one

Does anyone have a clue as to how happy
"Shitney the Pear" makes me? Anyone?

Just happy enought to keep from acknowleding the presence of a certain schack I took last week, and not nearly enough to keep me from flying to Cruising and exploring all of her orifices.

613 I'm not sure who Alex is (once again, shift key). I do feel like I have confirmation that you are FAT. Based on the fact that I said you are fat and you called me Alex (because Alex knows you are FAT).

Taking bow.

615 Hell yeah!

i thought you said you'd always take me under your wing?

why you gotta be so two faced? one minute its tranny, the next, it's granny

some people would call me fat, sure

620 No one likes you. It is confirmed, I took a poll. I also took a pole....if you know what I mean...wink wink

eh

before this website destroys my life, i'm going to have to sign off.

it's been a pleasure. evenin' everybody.

9to tell you the truth, i would use the shift key, but my fingers are just two fat. they're like sausages in outer-space fat.)

HOLY SHIT! I CHECKED IN AND IT'S AT 624 POSTS!!

OMG!! FOR BRITNEY'S BALD HEAD?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!

=0

Holly Jay

Shut Up.

Please/

624 Pathetic, really. Re: before this website destroys my life

I hope that was sarcasm.

621, and you're a cunt.

I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she shaved her head because she dyed her hair so many times to so many extremes (blonde, dark, blonde, dark, blonde) that it started to fall out. Sometimes it's just easier to start over. Or she's past the Madonna wannabe phase an onto the Sinead. Except that Sinead was always gorgeous when she put a wig on and britney...well, you know.

Will the real TrannyGranny please stand up?

I think you're a troll

630 I think you ar the troll.

It's really me, you cunt.

Seriously.

Please go fuck yourself in your stupid ass.

If it's really you, post your website link here.

Who the fuck are you, anyway? Have you said ANYTHING funnny? please just eat your hysterectomy.

I was just wondering that. The real Tranny G is more original.

www.fuckyoustupidcuntfuckyouinthegoatsass.net

#631, 633- You're a fraud.
You should try trolling someone more your speed.

It's completely possible that she shaved her head so fan bashing message boards could reach 650 posts. And have everyone read each of them. You are some funny motherfuckers.

And I'm not sure which over you 'heavy flow' ladies out there left your discarded tampon on #439, but that's just fucking disgusting. Good thing most people just step over shit. I'm know I'm an adult and all, but is 'pwned' some kind of exclusive geek internet term? Does that mean I'll have to divorce my wife and commit to live in a rented room surounded by pristinely packaged action figures and my own uncleansed stench? What's next? Fucking secret handshakes? I have one, but it just involves a partial fist with an errant middle finger. Sometimes I think the damn thing thinks for itself. Besides, we know all the cool people say fcuk yuo.

Done. YKW

That really is Tranny. He is plastered I believe atm so ... don't expect his best work. Thanks for standing up for him though!

Maybe it's a symbolic attempt at "starting over"...

Nah.

#637--Everyone seems to know that handshake, though.

Universality is my specialty. I like to communicate in terms easily understood by those lesser among us.

Dragulf, I don't think that's Tranny. Check his 2 links posts #609, 623.
He would never link shit like that.

#642--Good point.

#643 I think that really is Tranny - Tranny, how's your flag staff?

DD head, I am chatting w/ Tranny on another site. Trust me, it's him.

Okay Dragulf. I'll leave well enough alone.

Dragulf, sexy

Yeah, it is me. check the other.

Some new content would be GREAT. This is so done.

Blow jobs are also my speciality, but I'm not a complicated guy. Simple, direct, not too much ball play, ...

OUT

Breaking news - Britney has stubble!

I don't know, I kinda like ball play, especially when my tongue "accidentally" brushes across his anus.

See ya Tranny????????

Tranny! Stop PMing me on Yeeeeah! and go to bed m8!

#650 & 653 - I knew you couldn't resist. You're a sad invdividual. You're the kind of shut in that makes everyone slide all correspondence under your door, right? Maybe a small flap for packages... I bet the damn thing is sealed shut from caked-on dust stagnant musk. "Just slide it under the door...", you sneer angrily. I always picture the "gluttony" scene in 7even when you post... especially the ending

#656 - What correspondance? Like he gets anything but bills. Frakking Trolls!

^ Possibly your lamest work yet, "are you even trying?" G'night Tea Bag ;o

1st?

BRITNEY, DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY SH**, EVERYONE IS SO HARD ON YOU, ITS DISCUSTING, YOUR DOING WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO, BUT YOU ARE GETTING JUDGED HARSHLY ON EVERY MOVE, ITS AWEFUL. ITS ALSO THE PRICE OF FAME, WANNA COME LIVE IN MY HOUSE AND I WILL LIVE IN YOURS. LOL

Has anyone considered that Britney might have postpartum depression? Her behavior indicates that she definitely could be.

Izzy, we're 662 posts into this thing.

Don't try to spoil the party now.

LOOK, PEOPLE, WE CAN DO 700 before the Super wipes this post off the main page!

LMAO RichPort are you single? Cos if yes I could be ;) I want you bad

Hey, which one of you hipster doofuses wants the priviledge of the "666" post.

Come on...all those email addresses and internet chatroom handles with "666" in them...

You know you want it.

I don't, which is why I'm backing off until one of you goes for it.

Not that I'm advocating it, mind you.

But, if you're into that thing, there it is.

She is a ugly whore.

Why did she produce those ugly sprogs?? Why couldnt this retarded slut keep those legs shut? Fucking nasty cum bucket.

I ain't lettin this thing stay on no 666.

Do you think Britney Spears shaved her ass too??

Thank you so much parochial school graduate.

Keep it going, people!!!!

Look, the Super will likely post something new soon, but we gotta hit 700 before it slides off the main page.

Somebody said they were fingering themselves while looking at this pic of Brit bald?

Well, guess what I found. On a serious blog, some guy wrote a story called:

Britney Shaves Her Head while Neocons Finger Iran on the Cheap

There! You got Britney and "finger" in the same headline!

Here's the link, and the guy even is forced to write abut her bald cooter:

http://kurtnimmo.com/?p=774

Just do what you can, folks. Keep posting.

Posting...posting from the HEART!

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaah!

Actually, she probably just does what I do:

Inserts a butt plug and drowns the whole trunk with Nair.

Keep on posting, people! Share the Britney experience :)

Don't let the terrorists win!

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I thought the butt plug thing surprised even myself. What do I get? Crickets.

Doesn't mean YOU can't do better, chum!

Come on, Superfish reader, roll up your sleeves and POST!

I have to go drink beer, but I want the rest of you TO DO YOUR PART :)

There's POSTIN' to be done!

Harrr!!!!

Wow, nice work people, just got up and checked the news, sadly Clitney's not dead yet so we still have a ways to go.

Hmmmm it also seems that I posted while I was sleeping, not my best material, severely lacking in nuance, by far.

My troll is an insomniac. And a humorless bi-polar hack. I wonder if this is the same idiot: http://www.jayallen.org/journey/2004/05/from_troll_to_doppelganger

You people are talking shit. You turds must have a lot of free time on your hands. Oh well carry on you fatties.

I forgot to say it must be true that American women are all easy whores.

LAST!!

Please? I can't take any more of Britney and her bald head. I'm having nightmares about my 10th grade Algebra teacher, Mr. Hines. He was bald and effeminate. She looks just like him! Now I'm doing differential calculations, polynomial theorems and *shudder* finding for "X". Oh, the horrors.... All because some little tramp can't keep her brains in her head. Ooops, gotta go, sirens.

Hundreds upon hundreds of posts...

I cannot be bothered to read even a fifth of them (my time is precious); however, suffice it to say that she is succumbing to severe mental stress in the same manner many of us would, if put in similar iron vices. Admit it.

I believe the absolute worst of her woes is the pap-smears who profit from her every move. I know... "Why doesn't she just say home then?" Because she's lost her youth and has a desperate need to recover it, even if by dysfunctional means such as drinking, drugging and now shaving her head. At present, she is merely beyond irrational.

Addendum: Oh yeah... even in her "prime", I maintained that she was never naturally attractive. No crime in that, of course. How naive of some of you to believe she was EVER beautiful. Let the truth now set your souls free...

since nobody asked but we need to get to 700, i think only a heavily engrished schadenfreude variant would fit sadism. you really should dislike, envy, resent somebody and then feel schadenfreude when something bad - beyond your control - befalls them. so for example, i'm not experiencing schadenfreude re: britney's current state, because i don't resent special olympians. on the other hand, and because we need to bring in libraesque to reach 800, schadenfreude would certainly be on the menu if angelina were visiting africa on a typically camera-dense humanitarian mission, then suddenly discovered brad was still fucking jen on the side, then went into a classic borderline micropsychotic episode and got caught on camera saying "i don't give a fuck about these monkeys." so this is a sadistic fantasy but if it happened it wouldn't be due to my own action. still, i'd enjoy it: schadenfreude.

Sad, sad, sad.

#682

I am experiencing schadenfreude at this very moment.

For reasons that I cannot explain, I am happy that you, my good friend, have a broken shift key on your keyboard.

I have to say that I found it very funny to make fun of her when she used to hang out with Paris-la-slut, and flash her poon in front of paparazzis.

But today I feel sorry for her and somewhat scared too... She's obviously going through some very tough time, and I hope she'll find a way to overcome this. And who knows, maybe she needs this life experience to mature. She should use the anger and pain she's going through to produce a self-reflective album.

I know you guys will call me a loser for standing up for her, but I don't mind.It would be terrible if we read tomorrow that she died of an overdose, or that she committed suicide. I sincerely hope she'll get in touch with her inner strength, and find a way out of this mess. Comebacks are possible, look at Whitney...

Why doesnt britney feed her sprogs to the alligators in florida?? Thats 2 less baboons in the world. Then she should go swim in the swamps. Then again that would infect all the creatures in their.

I actually feel sorry for Britney! What the hell is wrong with her???? I mean really come on!!! She needs to get to an inpatient clinic and stay there for a while! But worst of all her kids will eventually see all of these photos of their mother at her worst!!!

Well, the Superfish guy did say we wouldn't recognize her after 24 hours of rehab...........

Someone throw a net over her.

**SICK O' SPEARS**

So... let's change the subject.

I just relieved myself in one of the public restrooms at my workplace. The toilet tissue dispenser was about 1" ft from the floor, and I nearly broke my already-sore back wrestling to tear a long enough strip to do the job.

ENOUGH, I SAY!! No more locating public dispensers, etc. so low that only wheelchair-bound persons can effectively and safely reach them. What about the majority of us erectophytes? Many of us need to bend and reach beyond comfort to access these necessities.

THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF A FEW. IT IS TIME FOR SERIOUS PC BACKLASH.

Thank you.

Hey, Tranny -- why the hell are you callin me a stupid cunt???

:(

700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like a new, fresher woman.

I couldn't help but notice the resemblence of my freshly shaved testicles to that of the Brit-head. All she needs is to have a friend shave her head, apply lotion, and we'd have a pair.

Frusengladje

Dueselldorfus.

Wow. I'm sorry to see that you all had such a boring weekend.

... inching along, closer and closer... like a shaved caterpillar in heat.

Lunging.

Actually, I've seen a lot of people post on here that haven't posted in a while. We all contributed to the marathon post.

We should all be proud.

Brit still looks like an old man in a rest home.

Boo-fucking-hoo!!! A multi-millionaire, pampered, spoiled little celebrity brat is having a bullshit breakdown. Absolutely pathetic! He troubles are so trivial compared to most people, and yet most people just suck it up and live there lives. But not a spoiled little drama queen like BS, she has to make "statements" to the public by doing stupid things like this. The very fact that she was able to get a salon to open after hours and was able to wander freely and grab hold of a shaver shows how spoiled she is. If a normal person wanted to have a mental breakdown like this, do you think any salon would care enough to open up for them?! This girl has the money and fame to get pretty much whatever she wants in life. Most people bust there ass day in and day out to try and get a small portion of what she has. And does she use any of her vast resources to go good at all? No, she uses them to tend to her spoiled ego and insanity! What an ass!

And seriously, she says she just wants to be left alone and gets mad at the media and public for harassing her? What a load of crap. Yeah Spears, you friggin genius, clearly the best way to be left alone is to go and shave your head! Such a media whore and so full of shit? Did she seriously think a stunt like this would help her in accomplishing her so called goal of being left alone and given some privacy?

700?

Oh, NOW it's 700.

What is this "Comment Pending" Shiite?

Selma Blair is the next Nicole Richie:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012276,00.html

Maybe she went to the tattoo parlor and got her head shaved to win new fans in the goth community. Or maybe she shaved her head like Joey Lawrence or Howie Mandel to hide her bald spots she has.

LICE!

Poor Britney! She wants to be left alone yet she does this kind of shit and countless of other things to draw attention. I know a good idea for her...maybe stay at home and take care of the kids???!!!

Chi Chi Chi Chia

Hey, jrz...we were lookin for ya this weekend :)

i'm getting a little bored of staring at this lady's bald little alien creature head. =|

#711, I am pretty sure I can speak for everyone on here when I say can you please go to your local strip joint to get the attention you so desire. Hopefully you'll also get the crabs you so rightfully deserve as well you buck-toothed houligan limey.
And fuck your mummy.

NEXT thread please!!?!....people are beginning to drink bottles of Jack Daniels before posting on Baldy Spears.

Please hurry Fish, I think (you know who) is gonna blow up the blog soon.

Based on my dogs breath this morning, I can only surmise that he's been licking his smegma-laiden pecker all night.

#716 not proper salami, just Genoa. Oh and I have a vagina, not a baby dick.
Don't you have a footie match on the telly to keep yourself entertained since your dick is too small to masturbate with?

I fuck rednecks in chevy pickups.

Me too biatcho

I'd still hit it. I have a thing for bald men, but she doesn't look half bad with no hair. I rather see this than the cheetos eating, shopping at Target without bathing Britney we've been treated to in the past.

FUCK YOU YOU FAT TURD WHORE AND YOUR FRIEND VEGGI! I TELL YOU MY PENIS IS 11 INCHES I'M HUGE AND TRYING TO BE IMPRESSIVE SOWHAT IF IT ISN'T TRUE YOU STUPID BANJO THROWING YANK TURDS!

Should have said #720.........no, I do not talk to myself. So veggi, take biatchos dick out your arse and stop being a suck up fat turd loser!

POOP!!!

I wish Britney could just disappear for awhile and get her head straight. Go somewhere to heal and regroup where there isn't anyone to watch her every move and where she can find herself again, where no one will hurt her any more. This insanity has got to stop.
It's obvious that so many people are having a perfectly grand time bashing her. You are the same people who put her up on a pedastal a few years ago.
Being a celebrity is quite possibly the hardest life anyone can have. It's crazy because she chose the limelight,but honestly...would any of us trade places with her now? Fame is a two edged sword isn't it?
Britney, I hope you get the professional help you are screaming for. God bless you and your broken spirit. I will pray for you

I would love to have a serious case of stomach flu right now, then eat like a dozen eggs, 15 red peppers, 5 onions, one full case of chicken wings, 6 hot tamale's, 1 pizza, a bowl of ice cream and then just stand over Britneys fat and swollen head and just let my diarrea cover her entire fucking face, I would so fucking waste that bitch with my diarrhea she would almost drown in it. That bitch doesn't deserve the media attention, what she deserves is a big spurt of diarrea in her face, shaken AND stirred:):):):)

Britney, I went down and I got it for you, now swallow my brown load mwhahaahaha. You fucking trollop, you's gonna eat that shit now whether you like it or not.

I Think This Is Just A Way Of Getting Attention But I Kinda Feel Sorry For Her. XxX

dude you need therapy. and a visit from the FBI wouldn't hurt either.

By the way, what the fuck is a forskin cleaner? Cause if it's a dicksucker we call it dicksucker or dicklicker here in America. Talk like us or kill yourself.

biatcho -- you are my idol.

Wiseman, you on the other hand, are a loser. and please stop typing in all caps, since it looks like you are screaming like some fucked up psychopath.

thank you.

a foreskin cleaner is a suck up? what the hell? someone who can't face reality? that doesn't even make sense.

Ahem.

(taps microphone)

People, my previous post here was #675. From that time, you've added–I'm sorry–WE'VE added, another 50.

And, for all I know, someone else is posting as I squat here on 725.

We did it.

We made over 700 posts.

We have set the standard.

We did this, and nobody can take this away from us...nobody!

(applause, cheering)

Yes, damn right. Yes...

(applause continues)

We have made a statement, and along the way, we've talked about shaved walruses, expandable dildos, and a lot of other things.

We have made a difference.

Yes, new stories are coming in, and interest is fading, but WE MADE OVER 700 posts about Britney Spears' shaved head!

(applause)

YEAH! WE DID IT!

AND WE CAN LOOK BACK AND SAY, "WE DID THAT!"

(applause and cheering intensifies)

NEVER FORGET!

(applause builds to a thunderous roar)

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE SUPERFISH!!!!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopi mahos ba keda yu
awoki bo parse un makaku chita.
you like maichel jakson
fastioso
ta desepera ba bira kubo a hasi koi pendeu kubo kabes
ta hombu a bai lagabu, ta muhe a kaba kubo un por hasi koi lesbie mas.awoi bo oreanan ta meskos ku blachi tuna
anto ora bientu pasa nan ta zoia mane dumbo.
ami un ta hasi wega mes. mi ta zundra gewoon
mi ta zorg pami dune keda kune anto un bon limipa mi ta sigi dune.
any way ma bai tambe

@ 720...

Oh. My. God.

That was the funniest shit (haha.. no pun intended) I have ever read. I just laughed so hard I was crying.

Thank you for that.

A shock in music biz : Shaved Britney Spears !

You remember her such :)

well, Britney is a human been, human beens have nice moments, but we all have problems too, but even though i know that she is a nice person, a good woman, maybe she needs comprenhention, that feeling that people doenst know how to give, everybody says, "oh my god britney is crazy, britney is the worst woman in the world.. bla bla bla" but what about your life??? I trust in her, i trust that she is a great woman, she has reached many things, and you only used to say bad things about her... well i have to say, she has been my inspiration, i dont know if you have heard her, but i remembered when she said a concert this sentence "Never ever lose you passion to dream" that sentence makes me feel peace, and gave me the self confidence i've found a lot of time. Now i say to britney if she read this some day.. hey brit go ahead, nothing is lost yet, your life almost begin and i trust in you... you have been my example to follow since i was a child and know I continue trusting you...
a friend..
MARY

mary.dovale@hotmail.com

OMG what has she done? Brits MUM if u are reading these watch your daughter very closely THIS IS WAT SHES GONNA DO
BUY LOTS OF VODKA ,3 BAGS OF COKE AND 8 BOTTLES OF PAIN KILLERS TO TAKE HER PAIN AWAY, SHE WILL THEN DRINK, SNIFF, AND POP THE LOT AND PROBABLY DO IT ALL WATCHING HER VIDEO EVERYTIME(SHE KILLS HER SELF IN THAT SO SHE MIGHT JUST BE FOUND DROWNING IN THE TUB!!) SHE WANTS TO DIE.
I FEEL FOR HER I THINK SHE IS SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT.

she's gone completely nuts...i never thought i'd say this, but kfed should probably keep a close eye on the kids!

She needed a new look. Her hair looked horible...I hope she keeps it shaved!

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