Feb 27 2007Britney Spears rehabs in style

Poor Britney

FRIST!

I can't decide what's funnier....nevermind.

I thought she a brokeback poor now?

Britney's had those shoes since junior high.

so now she has a multitude of rooms awaiting her for when she leaves rehab then comes back and leaves then comes back multiple times. at least she went in prepared this time. ha....what a loser

Quick!

Someone get Uncle Fester a new umbrella!

For a minute there I forgot she was bald.

I guess "the comeback" is going to be put on hold until she grows some hair. Does she realize how long it takes to grow hair? There are cancer patients out there right this minute going "why?????" Wait a minute, there are healthy people our there wondering the same thing. hmm.

This pick reminds me of a German porno I once saw. That umbrella ended up getting pretty wrecked too.

I think she's on the road to Michael Jackson-style poverty. You know, the kind of poverty you get from spending like a billionaire with no income at all from your former carrer. Eventually she will be moving to Bahrain or Malasia to live in the local prince's castle where they still listen to music from 15 years ago.

#7 - Fucking Funny! I love this picture...What a loser-cunt.

Suddenly visions "Back To School" pop into my head, specifically when Rodney Dangerfield took over several dorm rooms to become one big luxury pad. Next thing you know, Britney will be throwing parties and having Oingo Boingo play.

Glad I'm not a celebrity that was constantly being bothered. I would be in jail before Britney could flash her snatch. I don't blame her for this one.

She looks like Tony Montana here...with a machine gun

I've gotta say, I feel really sorry for Britney now.

This picture is priceless. It is sure to be made into a large mantle portrait hanging in the Spears/Federline home.

God, **sniff** she must make her kids proud!

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Well, at least she will finally be able to address her problem with self importance and feeling like the world revolves around her....

Custom meals, yoga, massages.... She is well on her way to addressing the demon within....

she is not doing anything now, deosn't she get that money will one day run out, and it's seriously not helping spending it like on extra rooms, oh 'cmon princess, you are not that fucking interasting to have to "hide from ppl" whatever, i hope she's be blowing ppl for money soon, wait, she probably does that now, but for free, will have to start charging soon honey!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

i love hick white people, bc they are so damn entertaining. no matter how much money they could possibly make, it's never enough to make the redneck go away ;)

She was saying something like, "Don't mess with me. You wanna mess with me? Look what this umbrella got for messing with me. Its MESSED UP now. Do NOT mess with me! I will MESS YOU UP!" Then she got distracted by some Ding-Dongs and we rescued the umbrella. The doctor says it should be up for some light showers by summer. I never did catch that girls name. Pippi Smears, I think...

Whoops, gotta go, Sirens!

#17 -- LOL. Cracked me up.

Maybe the rooms aren't for privacy....maybe she got them for all her crazy little imaginary friends?

im shocked she has money.
what is she being treated for?
cocaine?

Looks like my stepdaughter when I told her she couldn't borrow my car.

I can't wait until the post-partum headlines come out as a reason for her behaviour. Because that's exactly where this is headed. Minimizes the drug use, she gets to be a complete victim, and the comeback will seem so much more fucking miraculous.

ARRRRRRR! HULK SMASH PUNY UMBRELLA THEN SMASH YOU!!

I'm starting to think she went, and is going, extra crazy so that the impending comeback would be extra miraculous.

Because when somebody's life is that contrived, it's hard to feel sorry for them when things go sour.

I don't see what would be so bad about stories about her leaking out. It's not like she can look any worse in the public eye. She fucked herself over without the help of others. I enjoy this.

People leaking new stories about her are the least of her worries, NOTHING could be worse than whats been written about her in the last few weeks.

I seriously doubt that anybody would want to be anywhere near this bitch in rehab.

I hope Britney does make a comeback, I miss her pre-pregnant body... oh she sings aswell?

Didn't she smash some guy with the umbrella? Shouldn't that be news..or no?

Aaaawww...MrSemprini knows everybody!!!
I can totally relate to Britney. I feel like smashing shit up all the time, I just don't because I don't have enough money for all the crack I would have to be on to do that, that's all.

Know what I like best about Britney?
NOT ORANGE

Lovin those socks.

At the bottom of that pic it should say
JUST DO IT!

@1
i agree...
poor britney!!

Let's see... Brit is gonna get sober and learn to work a program based on humility and honesty, yet she is gonna do it by having a bunch of toadies step and fetch to her demands. Unhuh. Yeah. She'll stay sober, I'm sure.
BTW, where the fuck is the publicist telling us what Britney is rehabing from?

I'd love a poster of that pic. Looks like she's playing air guitar with the umbrella. Perhaps to the strains of "More Than A Feeling"...

I'd fuck her. Nobody fucks as intensely as acutely insane chicks. Just ask schack.

So, exactly how many people with real drug problems are going to be unable to get treatment now she's bought their rooms ? oh sorry I mean, poor Britney.

I have a feeling she's addicted to alcohol and painkillers. Because back when I was addicted to alcohol and painkillers, I was very easily aggravated. I too, wanted to use my umbrella for violence instead of rain. But that was a long long time ago.
And plus you puke a lot.

#41... Since treatment there costs $48,000 a month, I am pretty sure the average joe is not getting screwed by her actions....

First...#8 and #21, pure Superficial gold!
Now #41. $48000 a month?!?! Holy crap!
I would charge here 10k a month and give her the Buffalo Bill rehab treatment. That's where I throw her down a well and dance around in dresses while I scream at her.

"IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!"

She needs to be in the Betty Ford Clinic if she is serious about getting better. Britney is so far gone that this feel good put a bandaid on the problem place is a joke. The first thing she needs is to be humbled and accept help. Some toilet scrubbing and mopping sure helped the serious addicts and she is one whether her press people say it or not. Stop the SPINNING and get the junkie some life changing lasting help!!!

oh my dear britney, how you amuse me so.

and holy muther, you guys are freaking cracking me the fuck up on this one. my coworkers are giving me dirty looks for laughing so much.
thanks guys. :)

jeez louise! What kind of stories about her is she afraid will shock us now? I mean, we've pretty much seen the grosses parts of her, ehem, psyche this year. What's left? Her rabbit-blood addiction? Perhaps she eats her own earwax?

It's funny that they let her do that—"funny in the most sarcistic way possible, of course. The whole point of any kind of rehab is helping people deal with the emotional shit that drives them to drug abuse—not just *use*—in the first place. Making sure she can indulge her insecurities and therefore completely undermine any chance of recovery by paying them however many dozens of times as much as she would for actual treatment is pretty fucking cruel thing to do to a person—not that Britney Spears doesn't deserve it. After they take her money, they should have Kevin Federline kill rape her children to death in front of her. That would be *literally* funny.

#47 I don't know, but I bet that guy that got whacked in the back with an umbrella by Britney Spears has some stories to tell....he's so lucky.
How come nothing good ever happens to me???

Can someone tell me why this talentless, baldheaded ugly whore is rich? Who ever bought her music besides pimple-faced 13-year old girls?

#50.
Maybe lonely old men bought it too.

My understanding of rehab is that the whole point is to connect with others who are going through the same thing, through group therapy and stuff. And you're supposed to come clean about your behavior because "you're only as sick as your secrets." Rather than making sure no one can get near you. It sounds like Britney is NOT getting with the program. Which is not particularly surprising, but it seems irresponsible of the facility to let her do that. She needs to be treated like everyone else.

Let's not forget just a couple years ago this chick ruled the world with her sultry dance moves and magnetic sex appeal. I've said it once, and I'll say it again, women get ugly way too fast these days. If Britney can turn into that beast, what kind of creatures do normal women turn into? (scroll up to the pic of jenna jameson for the answer)

Has anyone ever seen Brit with a man? And by man I don't mean Federline or any of the boys she's been spotted and photographed with. I mean like a porn star man that could make her scream AC/DC covers while ramrodding her.

So, Britney NEEDS the cock.

To hell with rehab, find some porn star with a 15 inch schlong, and no morals, is blind and doesn't mind boring into barnyard animals and slutty diva cock-starved sluts.

That's the rehab she desperately needs.

correction...slutty diva cock-starved celebs.

It's just better for everyone this way....I wouldn't want to be in the same wing as this crazy-ass, umbrella-wielding bitch

Mississippi Bitch is DONE

Yes, she needs to be detoxed ands rehabbed, not pampered and sedated. Betty Ford, Hazelden, not some quasi-resort!
She's a sick child who was let down by those who knew.

And she's not from Mississippi, she's from Kentwood, Louisiana.

And keep your bigoted redneck remarks to yourself!

#58 She ain't no child, she's a woman with two children who never was too smart to begin with and never had to grow up. Maybe now she'll start to.

This is what having kids can do for YOU!

looking at Britney's bald head never gets not funny, thanks for the chuckle...

I just keep having these nightmares about Mr. Clean attacking my car...

You know you're somebody when you get a troll!

Whoops, gotta go... Dang, just a car alarm.

Just wanted to report that I've employed this particular photo as a "muse", if you will... for an acrylic portrait that presently hangs above my credenza.

All visitors may gaze upon it when entering my home. I've not had one in-residence drunken, violent episode since!

63. And by "somebody", you might just mean "a retarded cock whore who lives in his mom's basement and bathes monthly."

I'm a troll, you're a troll... We are ALL trolls.

She is re-loading the barrel of that umbrella.

Just thought I'd mention, I just heard on the radio... Ms. Spears is suspected of having Post Partum Depression. While Britney does like to drink, she doesn't have a problem. They are also looking into the possibility of her being Bi-Polar. Just thought I'd share that. Someone mentioned they'd blame her behavior on Post Partum Depression... :o)

#55 Isn't she from Lousiana??

#68 Yeah, I don't have a problem when I drink, either. I married a guy for a couple days in Vegas and puked in some cars and flashed a lot of people when I wasn't wearing panties, but I don't have an alcohol problem, no, not me!

#69 Do you mean #57? See #58.

So BS thinks she is too good to socialize with other drug addicts? That is hilarious. She has a very high opinion of herself.

She is finally getting back to her Louisiana wt roots. She would blend into the crowd at any Walmart in Louisiana. This isn't so much a dig at her but more of a dig at wt Louisiana chicks..they're skeeeeery

Poor thing! Why are her "handlers" letting her do that? She needs to get in touch with reality, not live in a vacuum. I'm sick of it for real now. She doesn't even know how to get help. She is being enabled by "yes-people" and her downward spiral will continue until she does herself in.

#74 What "handlers"? She's not a puppy, she's a woman with a lot of money and the idea that because of that, no one can tell her what to do. She's surrounded by people who do what she wants, so don't blame them. I think if someone told her anything she didn't want to hear, they'd be fired pretty fast. Ultimately, she's reponsible for herself and her actions.

#75... Does she have "a lot of" money? No one truly knows. She hasn't seriously "worked" for years and that spliff Federslime surely milked her bazooms nearly dry.

A respectable drug addiction will skim plenty of meat off any earnings.

Perhaps she is nearly penniless.

But I don't really care.

Aren't you suppose to mix with the other people in the program? Isn't that part of the treatment? Oh wait, I forgot this isn't really a rehabilitation center, it's a place where you pay 48Gs to hide out so no one sees your awkward stages of hair growth.

#76 I think the estimate is around $40-45 mill, down from $150 that was estimated 2 years ago. I'm sure that includes the house that FedEx will get part of. Anyway, her attitude is that she can do what she wants, so she does.
Oh, wait, did she sell her hair on eBay? Put that into the pot.

It's amazing what hair can do for a woman.I dunno who said this but it must have been shakespeare.Translated from old Celtic slang;hair or no hair that's the question.

#79)It's 'sleng' not slang.*Giggles like a young silly girl*

Observe the way Brit holds that umbrella.

Looks like she's holding a firearm, doesn't it?

PHOTOSHOP TIME.

from TMZ: The head of the Betty Ford Clinic tells Newsweek that these perks "trivialize what we do. The best thing for you in rehab is to sit next to a guy from skid row and realize you're just as much an alcoholic as he is. Learning humility is part of the recovery process."

I wonder how many people can't check into rehab now, because of the wing Britany booked. What a cunt!

Some one needs to slap her out of the little bubble she's living in and knock some sense in to her. Seriously. Normal people just can't do things like that. And right now, she's having a mental breakdown and needs to be fixed like a normal person, not given the continued "celebrity" treatment that just waxes over the problems and lets her do whatever she wants and continues to be insane.

I agree with #45 and #82.
Britney has such a distorted view of herself and her importance in the universe. It reminds me of how out of touch with real life Jessica Simpson was in "Newlyweds."

She does need to scrub some toilets and have to stand in line to wait for stuff and all the other annoying and mundane crap the rest of us have to do.

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be pop stars."
Uncle Fester, I mean Britney, is the poster child for that motto.

Britney Broke Brella!

yeah, well she has gained weight, but a whole wing?