Feb 21 2007Britney Spears' nanny spills the beans

FRIST!!!

Once again...this is not a shocker. She doesn't need rehab she need serious councelling.

/faints

Other sites are reporting that she was seen buying Vodka just this morning near her home.

There's your hero for all you enablers.

Yeah, that list pretty much sums it up really...

Darn it, I wanted to be "frist" once, but I got signed out. :(

She's messed up.
A lot of parents are actually like this, but damn I'd be ashamed of myself.
Besides she looks like a man with her head shaved.
I feel sorry for her kids.

Oh and it's good to know that I could get a job looking after her kids - then again, so could the drunk bum who lives on the corner near the library, so there would probably be some fierce competition…

die. die you stupid cunt.

Superfish, you gotta get off this Britney Smears bandwagon. Otherwise, you're going to have the rename the site to BoringBritney.Com!

Where the fuck is Child Protective Services? If I was a California taxpayer I'd be pissed....

Hell, where the fuck is K-Fed?

I don't think the baked little sperms' first words are gonna be "ma ma".

I'm guessing they'll either be:

Redbull
Panties
Cheetos or...
Kevin

And when in fact they do chant one of them, it'll be directed towards social services... either them or the FBI.

Some of this stuff is very similar ("simuler" to you Britfans) to what ANuS' nanny is saying.

I wonder if she regrets firing that sexy manny with the porn stash? At least he didn't give exclusive tell all interviews, and he was able to catch both SP and her vodka when she fell..... But maybe he had a problem with the nudity.

#2 and when you say counseling you mean a smack upside her head, I hope.

Her kids are going to have SERIOUS attachment issues, she is continually bringing people into their lives, they get close to them, then she fires them. Nice parenting Skank.

I hope K-Fed gets the kids and she has to pay him a buttload of money. I despise people that create problems for themselves.

Oh Boo Hoo Hoo, I have 50 million dollars, Boo Hoo Hoo. Please, shave off your jugular Britt, then you don't have to bother us with your bitching anymore.

This picture looks like what you see at one of the pro-abortion protests by Libraesque and her friends.

I'll say it again, just to be annoying:

Your problem, Britney, is your money. If you didn't have it, no one would follow you around taking your picture. No one would worry if you are a bad mom, or doing drugs.

I can solve your problem. Give your money to me.

I could donate half to charity, and live quite comfortably on the interest from the other half.

It's a win-win.

You know where to find me.

poor kids. not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids? and where are they while she is in rehab in other countries and now again... well, again before she boned out again.
what is going on with this chick. she needs some serious help.

These kids will grow up to be just like the Hiltons.

You can't stop this train.

I hope she gets tired of dealing with her kids and hands them off to her mom to raise. Those poor things need stability and someone who really loves them.

@17 hee hee

"not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids?"

He wants to, but first he has to find a lactating stripper. He's been looking day & night.

17 isn't me, but I gotta kinda agree with the trolling little fucker.

I'm comfortable with nudity and all, just not when it's attached to whale blubber.........

@20... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know if this is worse than Ana Nicole forbidding her nanny to feed her baby so she can be sexy.

Seriously, someone please call social services, those kids are going to turn out to be serial killers or something like that.

jrz, you have funnier trolls than rich does. I hope you're grateful.

gr..oh nevermind.

brilliant post, danielle, thanks for sharing.

GRRRRR to you to DanYELL.
Yeah, when my troll isn't out to make me look like David Duke, they can spout out some funny stuff.

I want to see a pic of the nanny. I bet she's fugly.

This is such a sad story. Every inch of it. Can't Naomi Campbell hit someone and give Brit a break?

The pic reminds me of the Charles Manson entourage days.

@ #32 hahaha

You can take Shitney out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of Shitney. Wouldn't be surprised if she is hooked on meth.

I like making fun of her as much as the next guy...but this story actually made me sad. I say Kevin (yep, the more stable parent at this time) needs to get in there before there is an "accident" involving the kids. Like a Susan Smith "accident" (car/kids/lake, remember?) Not good.

#22 i dont think giving her kids to her MOM is such a good idea, considering she is the one who raised Britney...

I wish trolls would stop fucking posting so I can get back to bitch slapping the real culprit's.

What a consummate professional.

Bon Chance, Britney!

I know it's hard to tell, what with is back to the camera and all...

but is that PERRY THE MANNY? it totally looks like him.

we all know he's the one to save Britney

I don't think Britney should give her kids back to her mom, but a great big group hug would do wonders for all of them. Britney needs close, warm, safe comfort from her mom right now, womb-like, to reinvigorate her own powerful maternal instincts. Then Britney can hug her kids, bathing them in the glow of her newly reborn maternal nurturance, and they will shine as never before. Go Britney!!! We support you 110%!!!

what a self absorbed twat. i could solve this shit in a couple of days. put her in a leather catsuit that's too small, wet it down and let it dry. put her on her knees, and put her head and hands in stocks. hook her up to one of those piston-dildo machines and leave it on high for 48 hours, periodically using a turkey baster to squirt some k-y in her every once in a while...oh yeah, and a HUGE buttplug that takes 20 minutes to jam in her ass and you cant hear her scream cuz she's fucking ballgagged!!!yep 2 days of that would fix her...either that or id' cum about 30 times on her dumbass face during that time.

that's a fucking long ass cigarette. I want to see Britney bald headed and flashing her cooter on Good Morning America outside the windows. I'm telling you, it's gonna happen any day now.

hey raquel shut the fuck up. this cunt is 25 yrs old and is worth 150 mill, she doesnt need your sympathy, she needs your tongue on her shaved beaver

semantic quibbles aside, #41 & #42 are basically saying the same thing.

Seriously....

Who let #41 near the liquor cabinet??

I want names damnit!

I wonder if #41 is really a master of sarcasm.

If you are not, my heart goes out to you and your loved ones for your condition.

weld a chastity belt on this bitch, give her aphrodisiacs (im sure they exist somewhere) and then tease the living shit out of her.....then take the belt off and have a horse sodomize her, that would be fun also

Sooooo...has anybody heard the one about the heavily overworked rape fantasy spittled online by an obese teenage social loser? Oh wait, sorry, I skipped right over Pimples' comment there @42/48.

does everyone on here really like me yet? or will that take more messages...hey my wife and i are having one of those seinfeld-- no masturbation contests. the only difference is she can and she won't allow me....how long of a time is fair do ya think.

hey #49 i resent that....it's not a fantasy at all. and i dont have acne, and i'm 46 and quite suauve and debonairre

Be ready to flight

"She likes to share drugs with the nannies, specially when they drop their babies as a result, she things that bumps, fractures and cerebral damage are sexy"

#51 you forgot to mention illiterate and you might as well throw pathetic in there too.

35-no way is she on meth, man. She'd be much skinner. I think she's a pothead (among other things). Having the munchies daily keeps Brit fat like a hog eatin slop on a farm.

lmao@ 51. suave and "debonairre" my arse. i love you

#4, did they say why she buried several bottles in the backyard?? I am so through. Did she think she gave birth to dolls?? Is the parent who didn't teach her parenting skills now taking care of the dolls? (Where is the off switch?)(When do the batteries go dead?)Why does she want them? To avoid child support? Why does K-Fed want them and not the other two? Wrong Color???

at 56
whew
shits gettin real in here.

I noticed that she went from smoking Marlboro Lites in one picture a month ago, to The Full Marlboro Cigs in a picture a few days ago.

I don't know how she can be a great singer while smoking?!

Since it takes a long time to really quit and heal from smoking, I doubt she will continue her singing career.

Kevin didn't spend anytime with the kids when he lived at home: I say give Shar the kids, make both Britney and Kevin pay her child support and they should also be sterilized (if that is possible). At least then the kids can have each other.

Isn't it obvious that she doesn't want her children! She's doing everything she can think of to lose them because real mothers don't willingly give up their kids. She needs all of you female fans to tell her that it is ok for a mother to abandon her kids. Kids get hurt when their mothers don't like them.

On a completely drug related note, is anyone watching the live feed of the Anna Nicole hearing? HKS is testifying, jesus what a fucking tool, and this judge, WTF and even bigger tool!

This is just a prelude to Britney's corpse disposal hearings.

Bejaysus Holy Mother of Jesus, reading this makes me wonder if a wolf mother in the forest or shit even KFed wouldn't be a better parent than her. What a selfish and evil little tramp.

This is what happens when stupid white trash like Britney are allowed to breed.

Poor kids. Someone should call social services for them and pest control for Britney.

I read an article in another magazine that said that Britney has tons of patience with her kids and when they cry, she DOESNT get flustered--basically the opposite of what this nanny is saying. I hate that all the stuff you read in those magazines is probably 99% crap.

im so tired of commenting on her, so i wont
i will however tell everyone that
"leatherface45" both scares and titilates me at the same time.

@64

Yes, she gets frustrated with just about anything, shaves her head and cries, goes in and out of rehab centers but we can't believe that she gets frustrated with her kids.

Even more, she's an excellent mother. That's why she's always with them and not clubbing every night and having sex with just about every man that crosses her path. Isn't she obviously mentally stable?

Can't she commit suicide like any normal human being ?
Kids are better off with K-Fed ...

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

I don't see a problem here. This how your average trailer park teen mother of two typically acts.

#20... or more likely, Brandon Greasybear Davis (shudder)

Check out the torture chamber game here:
Definitely click the "panty raid" button

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/The_Britney_Spears_Torture_Chamber/

FUCKING POTATO HEADED COCOON SLUT. CAN'T SOMEONE THROW THIS RETARDED TRAILER TRASH INTO THE EVERGLADES??? IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK???? THOSE ALLIGATORS NEED FOOOD, AND THOSE TWO UGLY SPROGS CAN PROVIDE IT.

#67.........K Fed is a fucking ugly loser. he looks like a homeless muppet. Someone should stab him in the head and cut his cock off.

@32-I think you meant to say "can't Naomi Campbell hit Britney and give us all a break???"

#45 itspat

That might just be the funniest fucking thing I've read in months.

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

You know, I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. I had a nervous breakdown 4 years ago and it was sheer hell, so I hope she gets better soon...I feel kinda guilty for making fun of someone who clearly has mental health issues. It's always so much better when they are just dumb and slutty, then I have no qualms what-so-ever!

Yeah for a REGULAR family this idea many have about giving the kids to her mother would have some possible percentage of success. But all who know the early parts of this story knows that mom isn't taking any kids unless another "Mickey Mouse Club" kid talent sweat shop for money grubbing or non- talented parents spawns to life. A child that doesn't give me expensive cars or buy my house?! PSh can we say adoption center?

I finally figured it all out...Brit's shaved head is part of the final touches of her sex change operation. And she's the real father of ANS's baby.

Her lack of presence in those kids' lives are probably the BEST parenting skills she can give them.....80

I guess "Stronger" is null and void

#64, of course she doesn't get flustered when her baby boys cry...she's never around to hear them.

WHY DO YOU FOOLS BELIVE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRITTEN? HMM, LOADS OF NEWS ABOUT BRITNEY BEING BALD AND GOING MENTAL, THEN SUPRISE SUPRISE ONE THE SUPPOSED NANNIES SELLS A STORY FOR SOME MONEY AND A BIT OF PUBLICITY, IT MUST BE TRUE! YOU'RE AS STUPID AS SHE IS.

biatcho, thanks... you always make me laugh.

#59 I think you've hit on the solution to this whole problem!

Oh and #83, congratulations.......you might just be more annoying than the real K-Fed. What a hero he must be for you.

THis is the typical case of women having Babies as accessories. They only care about the cute years 0-10. These Soccer Momcows enroll their kids in activities they do not want to be in (Soccer, which sucks) to show them off to the other cows. Then the kids burnout and become the next generation of Trenchcoat wearing Hot Topic shopping emo burnouts.

Maybe these kids will be better of with K-Fed, or Fed-Ex maybe even UPS, just let Sean Preston and Jayden be raised by the men in Brown. Drop them off an any UPS Shipping center or evne hand them off to any Big Brown Truck you see in the neighborhood.

Britney, your kids are not cute anymore, do not want to raise them, let us know what Brown can do for you. We will ship them anywhere in the world to other parents who will take care/exploit them for you.

Is Angelina adopting right now?

LOL ! LOL @
45. Posted by itspat on February 21, 2007 1:11 PM
semantic quibbles aside, #41 & #42 are basically saying the same thing.

I almost just spewed my frosty cocktail on the screen...which is ironic, since that was posted by "IT SPAT"

clipney shears. hah.

Open Letter to Dina Lohan and Jamie Spears:

You thought you could could be showbiz moms and help your kids avoid the pitfall's of child-stardom. You were wrong. Your older ones are lost causes. Maybe choose a differnet direction for the younger ones ya think?

Barbado: "You can't stop this train."

That wasn't really hilarious by itself, but its placement within the thread was poetry.
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Are we all certain that Brit isn't pregnant?

Next time I see her, I'm giving her a devastating punch in the guts. Just because.

Y'know, Kfed might raise them into white trash assholes too, but at least...

...at least...

(sniff)

...at least...

AT LEAST HE'D LOVE THEM!!!!

lol@ britney shaving her head. she might just be brilliantly retarded

www.carpemundus.com - watching, waiting

i think the only way that this bald slut is gonna learn good parenting skills is if she gets stripped and hog-tied, with every hole lubed up to the gills and then gets thrown in a cage with a giant gorilla that could take her balls deep. and maybe after he came all over her bald hillbilly head, she'd realize what it'd be to be a good parent/

maybe after the gorilla takes her to the throes of passion and pain with his monkey member, she'll realize her mistakes.

@35, people on meth tend not to be so, um, how should I put it? oh yeah, FAT...
LMAO @81...f-ing brilliant. I refuse to comment on BS because it's just not even worth it. And Leatherface: you scare me. Did you molest the neighborhood kids as a teenager? I have this crazy feeling you did...

Britney: Sean get over here now!

Sean: Que mama? Sorry no speak english!!!

96.- LOL....Jajajajajajajajaaaa
That was hilarious!!!!

You Guys are defenitly entertaining
God I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Feels good being able to say that.... :)

HELL, I LIVE IN A FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY(WICH I LOVE, BY THE WAY)SO LEAVE HAVING SOMETHING TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT TO ME...YET I'M NOT....HELL REAL LIFE PEOPLE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE FUCKING DEPRESSED...THANK GOD...I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY LIFE BY PUTTING ALL MY ENERGY TO FEELING SORRY ABOUT MY SELF.......LIFE HAS SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS TO IT IS JUST PATHETIC TO SEE THIS FREAK SHOW THAT MISS BRIT HAS PUT UP FOR US THAT ONLY HARMS HER OWN PATHETIC LIFE

WE ALL CAN CHOOSE TO BE SUICIDAL FREAKS BUT MOST OF US COPE WITH OUR REALITY, TAKE THE BEST OUT OF IT , AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF OUR ACTION: THAT'S WHAT A FUCKING ADULT IS BRITNEY, FACE LIFE, BECAUSE IS NOT GONNA GET ANY EASIER, LIFE IS THOUGH AND A BURDEN WHEN YOU MAKE THE WRONG DESITIONS THAT IS
... YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONCECUENCES OF YOUR MISTAKES THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE LIKE YOURSELF...SO SNAP OUT OF IT ...STOP THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND START THINKING ABOUT THOSE KIDS..THAT'LL HEAL YOU...SHAKE THE SLUTTINESS OFF AND BE A PERSON...WITH FEELINGS....

WELL ....ALL THAT MONEY WITH AN EMPTY HEAD IS DEFENITLY DEADLY....TOO MUCH ROOM TO THINK ABOUT SHALLOW BULLSHIT....EDUCATION IS SO IMPORTANT, SPECIALLY WHEN YOU LACK COMMON SENSE LIKE HER.....

MY GOD, AND IF THAT'S THE WAY SHE EXPRESSES LOVE FOR HER KIDS I RATHER HAVE HER HATE THEM.....FUCKING SELFISH BITCH....

A FEW YEARS AGO SHE WAS LIKE:I WANT KIDS...I WANT KIDS....LIKE IF HAVING KIDS WAS A GAME, SHE HAS NO SENSE OF REALITY, NO IDEA OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE WHATSOEVER....WHAT A WASTE... WORST THAT TRASH INDEED

sometimes you hafta take it too extremes with someone like this popstar has-been. they just cant learn any new valuable life lessons unless they're hogtied and bound in a no name motel with no access to a phone and physically and emotionaly broken.
i think thats the only way britney will learn.
maybe a piping hot soup-spoon in her ass will help too.

YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LOSERS.

She looks like she's about to take his wallet.

Hey #98, aka third-world poseur...

Go suck on a dead root, milk your mama's sagging, sun-leathered mammalian sacks, then blow a flea-riddled goat's penis.

You are no more third-world than Brad Pitt.

Such creative insults Great!!! lovely...at least you are using your head so it's all good...keep it coming.....
Like i'd give a fuck about what a total stranger thinks about me.....Yeah right....and sorry.....my Mommy's description couldn't be farthest from reality, she's so so beautiful, i mean really. we are a couple of lookers but we take care of our brains too...in my opinion the Most attractive, sensual part of our bodies

Much Love from the Dominican Republic....
Paz y Amor a Todos...

Anyway, i'm late for my antropoligy class...That i won't miss...C-Ya....Take much Care y'all...

For Britney:
Britney Get a Book....Use you Head...If i were you, with all that fucking money i'd get a college degree and set a good example to my "otherwise future FUCKED adults" kids....is not late for you yet...Think about it you looser.....
or learn another language...one rich and precious like my Mother tongue...Spanish...That'll get you articulate for sure.... El Idioma mas bello del Planeta...

plus it'll allow you to communicate with your kids...huh...think about it girl....

#103, you may want to learn how to spell anthropology if yer gonna take a class...

#17, nice attempt at humor, what the fuck is a pro-abortion protest, please explain. I'm flattered though that I haven't been to this cesspool in weeks, and yet I'm still mentioned

100: WE'RE losers?

This coming from you, "TheLegend666," another cock holster with a handle ending in "666?"

Go fuck yourself...whhoops, you'rer already there. Sorry.

As you were...

OHG! Brit's reading these posts about her. thus, the insanity.

leatherface, no one likes that humour here bitch.

how do i make it stop? just try holding them you idiot!

OMG!!!! people how can you say nasty things about Britney so what if she as add a bad time these days its ok for her to do that ya kno she is just like the rest of us a normal human i mean come on people are allowed to go through a ruff patch if she was a normal person with no fame no 1 would even care its just cos every one knows who she is and she is really famous that people are makin a big deal out of what she as been through latley you have got to think that she as been doing this since she was really young and she ant add time to her self she never gets any alone time with out people in her face with cameras they take snaps of her every were she goes she gets flack from just about every 1 that does'nt approve of what she does what she wears what she says or does'nt say she aint 15 any more she is a 23 year old grown women but stil people talk about her as though she was a kid she as got to have this time as it will be good for her to get it out off her system she as add to make everyone happy and put on a happy face every were she goes she needed this as would every one else if they add her fame i remeber when she first came out with baby one more time and that was what she sang for her age and what people loved about her cos her songs were like they were but when she started getting older she started to experience more and make her song more and her videos more well SO WHAT is she not aloud to do that as she got to stick to what people got used to i loved her songs and her when she first came out and i still do now if anything her songs are better. Just leave the poor girl alone she never did any of you any harm christina aguilara sings dirty songs and makes raunchy videos but you never hear of her gettin any flack over it or people bad mouthing her. Britney she as two beutifull sons who she cant take out for a nice day without gettin photographers in there way snappin at them they are children for god sake how many pics do they need they kno what they look like they need to back off and leave her alone for a change and let her get through this time without all the shit she gets if you want to talk about people speak shit of the looser she married he only did it for fame and her money he is a SHIT FUCKOFF RAPPER who aint gonna make it anywere theonly mistake she made in her life is maryin him the only good thing are her children and the cheeky LOOSER is tryin to take them from her too well i hope he reads these messages and then he will get that no 1 likes him K-FED my arse he is a dick more like britneys children are every thing to her people say she is a bad mother but no one knows what goes on behind closed does so no one should judge her. I am sick to death of people bad mouthing her for no good reason cos what she as been through really aint a good reason as millions of people across the world go through the exact same thing even some of her fans have let her down cos of it well all i can say is just back off and give her a chance she will be back and i cant wait.........