Feb 2 2007Britney Spears maybe begging for K-Fed to come back

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Target?!? Is she for real!? And what's with her hair??? OMG This is too much...

Is...is that a MULLET?

Mmmm, baby got big forehead ... why that's almost a skullet.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Apparently the a/c was on pretty high that night at Target.

My God Brittany has totally and forever more lost her looks. She looks like the animalistic thing from the movie Aliens.

Do celebrities really think they won't get noticed by weating sunglasses at places like Target? BTW #2, I happen to like Target!;)

Could that nipple be any lower? What does she have there, areolas that point true South? And why does she always look like she bathes in Crisco? The jowls are killing me. How old is she? She'd better sock some of that cash away for a future visit to the plastic surgeon. Maybe make it a two-for-one with the gynecologist. I don't doubt for an instant she calls K-Fag at 3:00 in the morning - she probably needs either the number for the family drug dealer, or is trying to locate her children.

She's starting to look more and more like Rosie.

I was watching Nancy Grace last night and I heard that K-Fed turned down an offer from Britney of $25 MILLION!!!!!

Why are her breasts so saggy? GROSS

#10 LOL

this girl obviously has low standards but Target?

I guess K-Mart would hit to close

Smell check:

I detect, stale menthol cigarettes, feet, unwashed clit, feet (again), stale soda, high fructose corn syrup, polysorbate 80,

and Lecithin? is this right?

I'll get back to you...

"can I get a price check on these extra large tampons"

#16 I think you hit the nail on the head.

The guy serving her is thinking "must avoid looking at the face, please not the face anywhere but the face"

HIDEOUS!

Three years ago when Madonna kissed Britney at the VMA's it gave me a giant boner, but if it happened again today I think I would castrate myself.

Haha, when I first read "according to close friends of Kevin Federline", I had those exact same thoughts haha!!! What a loser he is.

These pics can pass for Heidie Klums little sister. Can you imagine Heidie and Brittany walking down the street together looking ala natural?

She should be shopping for a stylist, not another can of Red Bull.

On more important news who likes gold more:

a) Pirates
b) Leprechauns
c) Steve

The people at the Target near me are much better looking.

@16 & 17.. fantastic.

smoking a marlboro light, hanging out in front of target........this is what her life's become, 9th graders do that.

Cmon, she's just "keeping it real" in her own way. She's a pop singer from Hicksville, so she's smoking a cig in front of Target, wearing unflattering Target-brand clothes (with food stains on them) that seem designed to accent droopy boobs and a belly paunch. If she were a black rapper, she'd be hanging out on a ghetto street corner selling crack. Same difference. We don't want her to become the appalachian equivalent of an uncle tom (uncle cletus chesterfield?).

why did she turn her shirt inside out? it's filthy.

Kay-vin, you wanna come on over and do the hippity-dippity wit may too-nat? I miss youu, Kay-vin and I wanna gives you a hog.

At least she's classy enough to go to Targét, as opposed to Wal-Mart.

What the hell is that chain thing sticking out of her butt? I can only surmise it is a bejeweled butt tampon to stave off anal leakage . Its one thing to be a stanky ho, but its another thing all together to leak butt juice at Target. I guess her new stylist suggested it.

Could she look any shittier? And she left her two best Target-appropriate accessories at home...her two little boys!

"Rockdust"--I like Target as well, but seein' tired-looking celebrities dragging their filthy hems around the floors of my fav. dept. store might be enough to keep me from shopping there ever again!

Why are we looking at pictures of Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Lmao Half of you posting this bullshit can't afford Target or Wal-mart. I don't care if she came from the bottom of someone's shoe--she has more than we ever will. Get A grip!!!

G.R.E.A.S.Y. That's how she always looks. Thank goodness it's not scratch and sniff computer monitors because I think the smell would kill us all.

test

*hey yo.. this is kfed coolest mother fucking rapper on the west coast... or maybe I live on the east coast... in the world. leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I'm not busy rollin with my gangsta friends or banging the hot bitches*

BEEEPPPPPPP

*Uhm... kevin??like this is britney. I'm just in the mcdonalds drive through so I can't talk for too long but I was just wondering if you actually mean that your out with hot bitches?? cuz like aint no body hotter than me. and your not with me. Because I'm out with my super hot new boyfriend... I don't know if you know him.... awww fuck whats your name aagin sweetie... aww shit he passed out again. Well he is really hot and we might have sex later. so ya. be jealous. I miss you. Please meet me at the restaurant we went to every night on our honeymoon. The burger king with the big playground?? okay. I love you. (in the background) miss heres your usual... 2 kids packs and a number 5.

BEEEEPPPP

Kevin it's shar... I washed your underwear for you so now can I move back in?? pleaseeee

Britney needs to make time of the 2 minute make up trick. A little mascara,tinted moisturizer and lip gloss. Would make the world of difference.
Also in picture 2 and 7 she looks like she has a baby bump, even thought she's smoking.

Looking at her in these pics, I can almost smell her, thats how greasified she looks.

But has anyone here actually smelled her perfume fantasy? It smells like a strip club dressing room...don't ask me how I know that.

Okay fine ask ,I don't care.

Bottom line is thats what I imagined her perfume would smell like and i was not surprised at all when i discovered it did.

34 - You're right. None of us can afford walmart or target. We spend all our money on our computers and wireless bills just so we can post on this site. Roight.

Wow, I'm not as fat as I thought I was. Sweet! Back to the gym.

As an aside, DOES SHE HAVE ANY FUCKING PANTS THAT FIT HER AT ALL? JESUS CHRIST!

like someone trying to cover up the fact that they were at a strip club. Stale ciggarette smell, cheap body spray, assortment of alcohol thats been spilled, sweat, to much makeup

oh and dont forget that gross dirty dollar bill smell and that metalic scent of the pole

She really is a vile piece of trailer trash. How low have we become as a society to consider anything she does, newsworthy or even remotely interesting? She is living proof that money cannot buy taste, class, or intelligence. And don't even get me started on that hair. Doesn't she know what conditioner is?

There is no way she could afford $25 Million. While it's tru that she has earned something like 100 Million in her career, remember, she loses half that to taxes, 15% to a manager. Thats already down to 35 million. Not even counting the years she hasn't been working/touring.

He'd be lucky to get 5 million. Then he could go spend it all on some really nice rims for his Ford Focus.

Would it kill this woman to put on a bra?...or at least shift 'em around a little so they don't look so...hmmmm, mismatched. Dumb broad!

I always figured that Britney's perfume smelled like Yoo-Hoo with a soupçon of Jack Daniels.

She could not look any worse if she had an actual Cheeto stuck between her teeth. Or dried snot in her hair. Or even a running sore.

Let her downfall serve as a warning to the rest of us -- DO NOT LET YOURSELF GO.

#12 maybe because she just popped out to kids
She looks like courtney love in the 4th small photo!

Jesus Christ my grandma's hair looks better than this bitch's. I mean at least Me-mals roots aren't growing out and it doesn't look like she has a freaking Mohawk/Mullet going on. Note to Britney: Wear a fucking hat when you go shopping or Pepsis and Marlboros!

I think the person on the phone standing next to her is saying, "Hold on a minute. I'm trying to get downwind of Britney Spears."

all those years people were enamored with this piece of crap, what with the over processing songs, when she had some snake around her (red-) neck, through all of it

THAT was the image i always saw

a fat-balloon filled mullet topped (formerly) overrated stupid piece of shit pushing a shopping cart at Target or WalMart with two or three overlooked children running around

now, how long was the wait before it pretty much actually came true..?

not long, not long

I wonder if I could stop by her trailer later on tonight and pick up a teener of the meth she just finished cooking in that shirt?

Shes shopping at Target as opposed to shopping where. Though they are of superior quality, designer slothes are impractical for avg day to day. Where do you guys shop other than Tarhet or Walmart. I do not go to Walmart for personal reasons but a mix of quality/price is needed. I wear designer not faux ill leave that to fake people. I also shop at MArshalls. Many clebrities wear vintage which is not in boutiques. Their is also the option of flea/thrift markets.

Just because she has the money she should go buy something of same quality 10 times the price and then in another post youll be commenting on her intelligence. As previously stated you should mix it up.

Furthermore lets assume shes taking care of her kids now. Recording is working but how many young moms ecspecially with two kids under 3 look great on a day to day basis.

Im not a fan anymore. I look down on those who divorce. You should look at things at all aspects before commiting. She should of realized marrying a guy (forgret leaving pregnant girlfirend) not on same level as you financially physically and intellectually is a bad look.

A ton of people smoke its not right or healthy but you cant judge them for that.

How many of you have watched Dirt to figure out these media techniques 25 million. I doubt shed want to give him $250,00.

I dont think alimony is ethical man or woman unless you help someone get their money , ,paying for law/buisness/med school staying home with kids ( no nannies) and sacrificing your career for theirs ( just staying home does not count either. You dont deserve a dime during divorce if you want to keep that life stay married.

It only takes a certain amount to reaise kids so judging child support on income is stupid too. Paris Hilton will inherrit more than BIll GAtes or Warren Buffets kids. Different people raise kids a certain way. School, clothes, health and it should be equally split between parents. The house thats bull if the other spouse cant afford house on own then the one who can should take kids.

I can totally see her in a bar with some random dude holdin her kids

"hey, HEY! hush them damn kids up. Mama's gotta get her buzz on"

Oh and tell me this isn't what a Britney spears barbie Doll would be like.

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#54

What the hell are you talking about??!

http://www.prankplace.com/turleen.htm

#54

Maybe its okay for regular white trash to behave that way, but when your a celebrity you don't have that luxery. You can't be your regular nasty white trash self and then expect to have fans and get paid. And I don't feel sorry for celebrities cuz they can't act like "normal" people (even though I hope normal people don't act like that) because they don't need to be famous if they don't want to. If they don't want a huge fuckin house and an endless supply of money they don't need to.

You can't have it both ways

On the photo above,this sales-guy is figuring out what to do.Pinch that nipple of this dumb bitchwhore or just do nothing?

#54
(crickets) (wind blows) and lastly

(tumble weed rolls by)

#60

you forget some lone audience member coughing in the backround...and maybe a baby crying

First off, what's wrong with Target? Just b/c you have a ton of money doesn't mean you always have to buy at the most expensive places.

Secondly, as a mother of 2 children...give the girl a freakin break on her looks. Know what happens when you get pregnant and have babies? Your body stretches out, your boobs start doing their own thing. And kids tend to leave spit stains, food, stains, all kinds of goodies and marks all over your clothes. Could she look better? Yes. Does she have to? No. She's a multimillionaire...you think she gives a rats ass about it? Would you care either?

So why don't you all be realistic for a minute. She has money, yes, but it doesnt mean she has to be all glam all the time. Let her live for God's sake!

(men's pink tanktop and used condom kick around in the wind outside the Gay '90s)

Nothing is wrong with Target. They have great prices.

Britney unfortunately is going to get sh** from the media everytime she steps out in public looking like this. Part of her success has been the fact that at one point she was considered the hottest girl on the planet. Hollywood is brutal when it comes to how you look. I agree that she has the right to dress down..but this is extreme. YES she has two kids, YES she's a millionaire...and yes I would still care about my appearance. I am not a multimillionare, I am also a mother, yet I manage to get out of the house looking normal every day. AND I am not scrutinzed by the media, but that's my choice. Just like Britney made her choice.

I feel bad for Britney but at the same time, it's time for her to get her act together. She has way too much to be throwing it all away like this.

Sweet Merciful God!!! Someone fill up the industrial size washer with penicillin, Lava soap, and Clorox Bleach!

Stuff that skanky ass biotch in there and set it for MAJOR pre-wash and then let her sit for about a week before hitting the super hot water wash.

That girl needs major scrubbing down!! I swear I can see spit-up jumping off the side of that tee shirt and dirt and germs floating in the air around her. She is a one woman polluter! Hell, her left nipple is trying to escape!

Euww!

Before anyone tells me...I know I have no life.

Now then, she looks like beetlejuice in picture 6 sept beetlejuice doesn't have bitchtits.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0094721/BEETLEJUICE7.jpg.html

#62

What The Hell?!

She doesn't look all hagged out cuz she is a single mom taking care of two kids...she looks like shit cuz she doesn't give a damn and she's been out partying. If you are rich and have 3 round the clock nannys you are not allowed to blame looking like shit on the kids. Also I'm 40 weeks pregnant and I don't even look as tired or puffy as she does. when I have this baby my ass is going to the gym and back on my diet and getting my hair and nails done like I always do.

Plus how many other celebs have had babies this and last year and look great now. She is a stupid little waste with a crap attitude.

Anyone who defends her is a damn moron. And i'll bet you have nasty little kids at home who constantly have snotty runny noses and on the bottom of your car there are diapers and used tissues and old mcdonalds happy meals bags with fries still rotting in them.

Gross moms who cant hold it together can go to hell for upholding the stereotype.

Didn't she once talk about how when she had kids she wanted to be a MILF?

Didn't she even have a milf in training shirt? Either way.... she's missed that mark.

I'd hit it. Just to see her big butt and boobs jiggling around all at once. It'd be a challenge to see if I could make them all bounce in synchrony. You need to accept challenges in life if you're ever going to experience personal growth.

"kids tend to leave spit stains, food, stains, all kinds of goodies and marks all over your clothes..."

"She has money, yes, but it doesnt mean she has to be all glam all the time..."

True, kids DO tend to leave stains on your clothing BUT that doesn't mean you have to wear them out in public for crying out loud! And no, she doesn't have to be "GLAM" all the time but she should at least be CLEAN! Jeez, I'm not a millionaire but I do at least wash my hair and put on clean clothes before I go out in public. It's called having a little class and self-respect.

Someone who's in the media all the time should have the common sense to know that you're going to be photographed in public places and at least TRY to look somewhat decent. She knows better... she's just a lazy, dirty skank and doesn't care.

As for "give her a break, she has 2 kids"? DAMN, I have 2 kids too, but I don't use them as an excuse to look like a filthy pig in public!

That's just nasty!

#54

Im not a fan anymore. I look down on those who divorce. You should look at things at all aspects before commiting. She should of realized marrying a guy (forgret leaving pregnant girlfirend) not on same level as you financially physically and intellectually is a bad look.

A ton of people smoke its not right or healthy but you cant judge them for that.

So you don't judge people who smoke but you do judge those people who get divorced?? wow. That makes alot of sense. You don't care if people are slowly killing themselves but lord forbid someone decides maybe marriage wasn't for them.

EWWWWW- SHE LOOKS LIKE ELVIS IN THAT FIRST PICTURE!!!!!

My god, and can you believe I once thought she was hot? Her body - yeah, okay, fine, she's got kids. But her face...!! Her chin...! I honestly thought that first photo was a man, for god's sake.

Okay, I realize that Brit's got a lot going down these days, but is it THAT hard to wash and style your hair and put on clean clothes before going shopping? It's like she WANTS people to get these shit pictures of her. Maybe she's trying to get fired from that Vegas gig?

oooo she has a mustache! i wonder who's mustache is thicker? hers or K-Fed?

is she buying a fucking denim jacket at Target? I don't even buy that shit. Earl must have gotten all the money... at least she has big jugs?

reminiscent of Monster. at least Charlize Theron got to take the makeup off after she was done...

Take it from me, these pictures are exhibit A in the case against staying with the woman of your children. Pay the child-support, fine, but for god's sake let them devolve into greasy swamp things on their own time.

#66, right on. That picture is identical.

Can she get any uglier? That's the real question. She looks like a White trailer-trash hick. Oh...wait...that's what she's always been...

#62:

Your comment is funny because no one expects Britney to be "glam" all the time...they just expect her to look clean. People tend to be grossed out when you show up in public looking like you haven't bathed or brushed your hair in days. And that's no exaggeration, that's just how Britney looks. Yeah, people should cut her some slack on her fitness, but cutting her slack on BASIC personal hygiene is where I draw the line. She looks dirty. Period.

Wow, I suddenly feel really amazingly good about my own bazooms.

I didn't know the Texas Chainsaw Guy drank Redbull.

Well, at least it is Target and not Wal-Mart. I hate going in that place, it makes my whole body tense up.

Where are her kids? I thought when you went to Target you were suppose to take them and beat them in the toy department.

I know she can't read but can't she look at the pictures and see that she needs to LOSE WEIGHT NOW?

I don't understand the point #54 and #62 are trying to make either.

There's nothing wrong with shopping at Target, even for a celebrity. I actually think that's pretty smart. I remember being freaked out a couple of years ago when I read about Cameron Diaz popping into some New York boutique to buy these cotton t-shirts in lots of colors that were all the rage among celebrities....for something like $340 PER SHIRT.

If you're going to buy a simple cotton t-shirt in a variety of colors, do it at the Gap. Or Old Navy. Or Target. No matter how much money you have, it is stupid to spend $300+ on a dumb cotton t-shirt.

But Britney....geeeeez. The issue here is not that she's a Target shopper. Or even that she's the mother of two kids under three years old.

The issue is that she looks like you could catch a venereal disease and other assorted cooties just by standing next to her. I am not a millionaire, but I do have two kids who are close together in age and I never, ever, ever have gone out of my house looking like that.

There is a reasonable standard of personal hygiene that every person "owes" to the community at large. There wouldn't be anything wrong with Britney at Target with clean hair held back with a clip and the barest minimum of makeup, wearing a bra and some real clothes, like, say, a decently fitting pair of ordinary blue jeans and a nice shirt. Add a pair of shoes (not crappy looking sneakers or flip-flops) and you have a look that anyone can achieve.

My gosh, you can BUY everything I just mentioned AT TARGET for a small amount of money. There is no excuse for looking like such a skank.

She looks like this truckstop bull-dyke I recently saw as I stopped for gas on the interstate.

You just know Brit's got filthy nails and weird shit caked behind her ears.

She is so TP(Trailer Park)

Soon enough she'll be wearing fucking Kleenex boxes on her feet and fermenting her own bottled piss and most of us won't be one bit surprised, and all you guys who say 'give her a break, she's a MOM!' will be like "What? I thought she was making a comeback..."!

Actually it'll probably be more like "leave her alone, it's just her personal style".

#34 is fat. It's obvious.

WOW--so I am a huge Britney fan and I've been trying so hard to defend her even through this white trash phase, but this is incredible. Even regular old nobodies tend to make themselves presentable before going out in public! And when I say, "presentable," I mean things like wearing a bra and brushing one's hair!!! What on earth is she thinking?! It is almost as if she wants to be photographed by the paparazzi taking that lovely smoke break in front of the store. I don't get her. WOW is all I can say...

WOW--so I am a huge Britney fan and I've been trying so hard to defend her even through this white trash phase, but this is incredible. Even regular old nobodies tend to make themselves presentable before going out in public! And when I say, "presentable," I mean things like wearing a bra and brushing one's hair!!! What on earth is she thinking?! It is almost as if she wants to be photographed by the paparazzi taking that lovely smoke break in front of the store. I don't get her. WOW is all I can say...

Is britbrit going for the courtney love look? has she not heard of a comb? and what about proper fitting clothing? or maybe even a bra? hmmmm, me thinks a stylist needs to be sacked.

#14 You mean TARGET has low standards. This is a pointless argument. There is a billion on-the-welfare-tit low life trash out there and that is her fan base. Can't fight those numbers. One of these days she'll put something tight and shiny on and hope will spring eternal in the eyes of mobile home owners everywhere.

54...Where do you think she lives anyway - it's freakin' LA, not some off the map burg like Princeton, MA. While it's nice that you shop in Marshalls etc you might want to consider she's in a waaay different income bracket then you so you might want to consider that quality/price is probably not as important to her as it is to you. And I'm sure that if she uses your arguements about alimony, child support and community propoerty in court the judge will listen, because they just make sooo much sense.

Isn't she knocked up again??? If that's true, then what's with the cigarette thing?

I think this article should be titled: Britney Spears Might Be a Truck Driver.

ohh my GOD!!! she's awful. how could a girl dress and look this way!!

#58 Despite the numerous evidence their is no way you could concur shes trash by this pic. Target is not trashy. Why spend alot of money if you dont have to. Im all for designer.What if shes buying t-shirts a 6 pack is like what $12 a store your insinuating she belongs at becasue of her celebrity status would price it at 86$ for one. That choice is common sense should she buy expensive tampons instead of going to CVS because shes a celebrity.

#94 check out princeton ma before you speak. Are you being sarcastic.Once again her income has nothing to do with practicality. I stopped growing to an extent .If i am buying sandals which ill wear all summer i would and did buy Louis Vuitton sandals. When i wear sweaters they are Versace, Dolce and Gabbana, Burberry, and Polo. My bags are Prada and Louis Vuitton i like the styles and they last longer i respect someone's design so i dont steal those things. When i need a pair of jeans ill go get a $ 35 -50 one $300 up is kinda impractical, if i see a great pair for $7 dollars in some thrift store ill get it. If i am buying a wife beater i will go marshalls or old navy not versace ( they do sell them) A waste of money to some but i used the quantity quality argument.
So regardless of income their is practical and impractical.

#72 Im taling about trusting them they said until death do us part i cant see how you dont get it. I am not going into a firendship or buisness deal with someone who values their word that much gets into and bails a deal with a certain amount of information.

#98 Did we really need a rundown of your closet? People should shop where they want , regardless of whether it is "beneath" their class. Some people manage to look pretty classy in Target clothing, while Brit could be wearing couture and still look trashy. The sad thing is, she probably is wearing designer clothes in those pictures.

And you might want to check the difference between "their" and "there"

#98 "...should she buy expensive tampons..?"

EXPENSIVE tampons?

Ambrosia, most of the time I wonder what the fuck you're smoking, thanks to Paris Hilton, now I finally know.

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!

Wash your clothes! Hem your pants! Wash and re-dye your hair! Lose the cigarette! Trash the Red Bull! Suck in your gut! GET A CLUE!!!!!

As K-Fed would say, "N-Zasty!"

@87 - She's a little TP(trailer park)

but also a little POV(poverty-chic)

oh yeah.

or even a little SKC (serial killer-chic)

I've come to the conclusion that drinking Red Bull and smoking makes your neck fat. What the fuck? Her neck is the same width as her face! What do you call that besides hideous?!? She should have been a Linebacker instead of a "singer."

Yuk! This bitch not only needs a bath, she needs to wash her clothes, too.

(Come on home, Brit. The trailer next door is vacant and I got an extra beer.)

sexy bitch # 100 i was being sarcastic. I was playing with the logic that since she is a celebrity she should only buy expensive items. They have burberry condoms.

she should at least look decent to fit in with us normal folks. There's no way I'd go to Target without a bra and looking like I just grabbed some crap out of the dirty laundry. What's with her hair, doesn't she wash that rat nest anymore? I don't care if she smokes, that's the only thing she's doing right. Ending her life and giving her kids asthma...thanks mom!

yeah, well, the way she's been doing on her own she needs him back