Feb 21 2007Britney Spears leaves rehab again

Ugly putrid trailer trash slut. Kill her sprogs.

shocker!!

Anyone remember Dana Plato?

Next stop: rob a liquor store and star in some knock-off porn ...

I get it now!

She thinks you just go to the place and sign the sheet and then you are done.

By assuming, you make an ass out of you and me.

might this be the appropriate time for a slow clap?

She had to return the pants (luckily the tags are still on them).

Um, did anyone else notice that Britney is wearing the "Delicious" tank top from Victoria's Secret? Right now it's free with a $35 purchase and also comes with lip gloss. Offer code "Tank"-- I SWEAR. Everyone laugh!

"Okay, Brit, time for your blood analys.... hey, where'd she go?"

(open window, curtains blowing)

Put a hat and some chaps on her and she'll look like the fucking Marlboro man.

I see a Kurt Cobain style ending in her future.

Science H. Logic...

Stupid stupid skank...

She needs to board a private plane to somewhere no one knows here and disappear for 12 months.

i'm sure she just left to score some crack. She'll be back in no time at all.

I know I'm one of very few that wish the best to Britney... but I have to say- I REALLY hope she's not planning on hurting herself... she seems to have hit rock bottom (over and over again)... and leaving rehab makes it seem like she's lost all hope in herself... oh man... well, I can't blame her for having a rough time of it- I mean it DOES seem like the whole world is rooting for her to lose...

Maybe a mental facility would be more help to her right now... I have this feeling that it's post partum- and I'm guessing they don't address that right away at a rehab place.

Ugh.

Know who could help her? Ike Turner.

She looks like the bouncer at a lesbian sports bar.

I'll be looking forward to her book....Divorce with Dignity.

I'm sure it was because she couldn't bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! Especially for a celebrity. I've always appreciated those pictures of Britney going out with her kids, because it was so clear that she loved them dearly. I feel very sorry for her, in her current horrible dilemma - how to get help for all of her pain, while somehow managing the added trauma of separation from her beloved children. I wish her the best, and I trust that her incredible strength will pull her through this dark time.

Hey, LiLo only gave lip service to staying @ rehab for 30 days, @ least the Brit skank is honest about not being able to hang.

More importantly, when is someone going to have this girl declared mentally incompetent??!?!? I heard that she shaved her head because she'd been pulling out little chunks herself.

Now when she meets men, not only does she have to get them drunk to fuck her, she has to give them Viagra an hour before they leave the club...........

#14 - Tom Cruise needs to take her to a celeb Scientology center.

"I'm sure it was because she couldn't bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! "

Surely you jest, Raquel. Raquel, tell us you're just kidding! Tell us you forgot to add the sarcastic remark. Tell us Typekey fucked up your comment. Type HAHA Just Kidding right now. Something that will prove that you're not a lunkhead.

This is going too far ... Britney is a human being you guys ... Britney if you read this you can come stay at my house and hide out for awhile ... you need true friends around you and some alone time ...
Someone needs to step in and save this girl this is ridiculous, where the hell is her MOTHER!
You don't have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole.

I heard she had a buch of cards printed up that all say "Just Kiding!" (yup, that's how its speled) (hahahahahahaha)

Isn't that precious?

#23- I wonder the same thing- I wish her mom would tie her down and force her into a place that she can't sign out of... and I think you're right, she needs some real friends... poor poor girl :(

Hmm, this is actually getting kinda old. She should shape up again and give me something to whack off to. Seriously, I was out a few in high school and when that Slave video came out.

hey madpet, i bet this would keep her in rehab

http://www.hardtied.com/main.php

Holy shit! WTF is she ON?!? She been hanging out with Robert Downy Jr. or something???

#23, she is a grown up. mommy can't save her anymore.

like britney hasn't created this mess?? "ohh please media, leave me alone."

two seconds later

"i'm selling pictures of my newborn to the highest bidder"

etc. etc. etc.

When she got there, she realized the only thing she was really addicted to was attention and you can't really go to rehab for that.

She needs Kevin to talk some sense into her.

Oh, and the banner ads that popped up next to Britney's bald head just now were advertising solutions for ingrown hairs. Nice.

@18 & 23 I don't know what you two are smoking but I need to get me some of that shit.

what a bunch of bleeding-hearted sissies some of you are. SAVE BRITNEY--SOMEONE! SHE'S A HUMAN BEING! SHE NEEDS LOVE.....shut. the. fuck. up.

Here is my application:

I'm fucking awesome.

#9 and #16 - laughed my ass off

And to all the people who wonder where her mother is - Britney (despite having a little girl name and apparently, the mental capacity of a 12-year-old) is 25. She's an adult. Unless her parents get her declared incompetent or whatever by a court of law, they can't force her to do anything. Clearly.

As for her pain - WTF does she have to feel pain about? Besides the pain of her own stupidity, that is. Is it the pain of no longer being the youngest and the hottest? The pain of no longer being able to sell crap to tween girls and perverted old men based on her naughtiness? The pain of being told that showing her bajingo to the world and barfing all over her car after all-nighters at titty bars is not the best way to demonstrate her fitness as a parent? If she lived in Darfur or Baghdad, I'd feel bad for her. But she is a famous, wealthy white chick who lives in Hollywood (or wherever the hell she lives out there), she does not deserve sympathy. Christ... This is the not-so-awesome side of enormous fame and wealth. When you're on top and everyone loves you, it's great. But when you go around acting like a stupid asshole, everyone sees that, too. The solution to that would be to not act like a stupid asshole. People do manage it. They're the ones who don't appear every day on sites like these.

Looks like she's going to get a tattoo or two each time she enters rehab....she should have a full sleeve soon. LOL

This is what happens when a selfish, unintelligent asshole has kids too early in life.

What's the deal with these modern-day "rehab" facilities, anyway? They seem little more than grotesquely overpriced spas. Who the f*ck was counselling & assisting her while she languished, smoking, by the pool, as the pap-smears descended? I'd LOVE to see an expose conducted on some of the pricier rehabs...

She needs a simple hospital bed in a psych ward. PRONTO. Esp. if she's actively suicidal.

I've never been a fan or even slightly interested in Britney Spears before, but I do hope that she recovers before she snuffs herself. She has no one in the world she can turn to, obviously.

I relish trashing celebs as much as anyone here, but cannot stomach that some folks are wishing her such harm at this very low point in her young life.

She hasn't grown up she's still in the mindset of a 14 year old (or however old she was when she did the school girl outfit video)
I'm not saying feel sorry for her but Jesus she's obviously close to off-ing herself it's sad. I'll make fun of celebs till the cows come home but there comes a point you gotta stop and say 'this pereson is going to kill themselves int he next 24 hours' and Britney is at that point. I like to make fun of people being conceited fcuking idiots. I don't like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
the trigger.

Promises sounds like the brand of one of those awful maxi pads they sell in vending machines. You know, the ones with the demure lass in 70's attire on the box.

40--fuck 'em. Say it with me......Fuh-ck th-e-mmm. Fuck them. Now you try it....

"I don't like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
the trigger."

Sound like anybody we know?

I can say it ... "fuck em"

but what the hell man she's clearly gonna kill herself

I mean, shaving your head WTF is that!?

BRITNEY GET A GRIP MAN.

Why aren't I famous? I can handle that shit! What is with these celebs not being able to handle fame? Don't you know what you're getting into?

Fuck em...

oh yeah, rich.
look what we did, by the way.

Hey Richport I am brand new ... so I can't sound like anyone from this site. I have been a reader for about a year and just now am starting to post.

Who do I sound like?

she NEEDS scientology!!!! stat!

her head looks like a balut egg...

#23 you wrote "You don't have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole."
I tell you this with all sincerity. If they find her dead of suicide (really graphic suicide) tomorrow morning, I will race to work to post that I am happy she is gone.
I have no patience or sympathy for attention whores that have every advantage at their finger tips, yet choose to behave like little children.
Post-partum....Bullshit!
Post-divorce depression...Bullshit!
More likely, post grammy ceremony realization that she will NEVER make a comeback.
And Britney, if you are reading this, you can reach the trigger with your toe.

#40 - If Brit offs herself and I will be DEVASTATED!!!

I forgot to put Anna Nicole Smith in my Dead Pool list and I am still reeling from that.... Now I have to worry that I missed Brit too? NO!!!!!!!!!

I think even she is too crazy for Scientology.

@4. applause applause.

see, told ya. fuck 'em.
She would have been cool if she said, yeah I shaved my head, wait til you hear my new music I've collaborated with Henry Rollins for my next album. And then, of course, rushed right over to Henry Rollins and said, dude, help me out, let's do some spoken word or maybe write some lyrics or some shit for me.

Amen #49... I salute you...

Those who get everything and piss it away are not worthy of pity... Fuck them all...

Again, I never thought I would say this...

TEAM K-FED....

#23
She has no one to blame for this constant display of ridiculousness but herself. She is 24 years old, an adult, and a waste of human flesh. People should be asking HER, "Where are YOUR children?" She should be sober and home talking care of her rug-rats, not acting like a druggie, cum-guzzling-gutter-slut.

If her manager was smart that's what he'd do. She should cross over to a rocker chick and totally embrace it.
Own up to it Brit!

To the ones proclaiming, "She needs to just stay at home with her kids, where she should be!"... Do you really believe she should be anywhere near them, considering her present mental state? How much help to them is she now?

Don't be such Double-D-Cup Boobies.

And while yer at it, go birth two children within a few years, experience post-partum depression and then post here again.

#55 I TOTALLY agree with you, but I still can't help but feel sorry for people hurting. Shit I still get upset when I see homeless people at my fcuking post office KNOWING that they themselves are the only ones to blame for where they are in life and that @ bucks I gave away probably went to smack-rock ... but I can't help feeling bad.
fcuking-A maybe I'll go back to being a silent reader.

@ = 2

It's not Post Partum Depression...more likely Post Popular Depression.

No matter your age- your mother should be a guiding influence. If you have a healthy relationship with your mother, that is- and I think it's been proven in the past that Brit and her mom are pretty close.

It's sad that so many people don't know what having empathy means. It would make the world a better place if more people would take their heads out of their asses and learned what it meant.

It's also pretty funny to read comments from certain people that put Britney down when their past comments only show how ignorant they are in their own lives.

I hope she's found at home tomorrow morning, dead from wrist-slash suicide, with her hungry babies crying and sitting in pools of her blood while clinging to her cold lifeless body.

58 - When was the last time you met a baglady with 40 million dollars? Talk about apples to oranges. Shitney Spears has more money than all of the users of this board COMBINED and she cannot figure out how to live a decent and happy life? What the fuck does she have to worry about? Public opinion? Yeah fucking right... Hard life. Smile, laugh, make a record, and quit wasting time with loser "pants hanging off the ass" wigger wannabe shitheads... The solutions is so fucking simple, even a moron like this cumbucket should be able to figure it out....

@61
yu gots a pinch a tard in ya?

Holy fucking shit Pretty Baby!! Did you wake up cranky today sugar? You know I love you but DAAAAMMMMMNNNN....

What #36 said...

She obviously cannot figure that out ...
With her kind of money she should have no problems at all ... like any other celeb who makes it big then offs themselves ... obviously they see a side of that life we don't ... it looks easy from over here ... maybe its not what the fuck do I know I'm poor.
But I'm happy and not in rehab.

61--We have empathy for people who deserve it. For teenyboppers, basically, who marry impulsively (K-Fag was #2), bring children into the world impuslively, and then flaunt the fact that they have the parenting skills of a post-it note by being seen in bars more than at home......No empathy. She's a selfish, spoiled little girl....with lots of impulse control issues...shaves her head...goes to rehab, leaves rehab, goes to rehab, leaves rehab....fuck her. And fuck you, too for being such a crybaby.

#58- I agree...
Sure, it's sad. But
1) In order to get help, you have to want help. She obviously does not want it yet at this point of her life.
And me personally, I tend to not feel sorry for people who do things to themselves, and she did this to herself. Many, Many people balance children, careers, daily demands, and go through divorces and death of loved ones. They generally come out stronger people when it's all over. She's just letting herself become a train wreck.

Is she depressed? Yeah probably, Divorce is one of the MOST stressful things one will go through in their life. But seek help, and I don't think "help" constitutes as: going out to clubs, drinking yourself into oblivion, flashing your "junk", and possible drug use.

Now that K-Fed has been kicked out of the house, and she seems to have little to no dealings with her kids, it's like the poor babies lost two parents, not just one useless douche bag.

#61- you are the shining example of what I'm talking about. "yu gots"? Hahahahaha

#63- money doesn't make depression go away.

@62 your bloodthirsty post literally gave me goosebumps....

...and wood.

#68- you must be so angry all the time because everyone hates you.

#64 Are you implying that by a "pinch a tard in ya" that she is being sodomized by Rich's troll?

PunjabPete - Shitloads of money do not protect a person from his inherent human condition. Money does not, in itself, equal happiness. It always surprises me how many people firmly believe that it does.

Money doesn't make depression go away?
Shit give me 1/3 of what she has and my depression will disappear.

I hate how you fuckers are actually changing my mind about this bitch.

#72 Jrz hated? wtf? She has a fan base and trolls! pleeeeaaaaaasssseeeee.

72--And you must say stupid shit all the time because some jerk off like your hero Britney here raised your sorry ass.

And I love licking her bitter puckered anus!

New or not.

You still get fucking trolled.

Somebody shoot this bitch

Wow! I got trolled, too

Wasn't Britney raised as a child prostitute... er, I mean "Mouseketeer"? You know... that Wonderful World of Disney kiddie porn ring thing.

I believe her present woes are at least partially rooted in that. As are Lohan's... and perhaps countless others.

Nice try, scumboot.

Hello! The bitch isn't staying in Rehab because the bastards don't know how to "trick" her into staying.

All ya gotta do is throw up a 7-Eleven sign on the front of the building and stick a hot dog stand out front.

The broad will think its a second home.

I take it "trolled" means you post under my name?
Cause I didn't post #79.

Hey can you "troll" into my ex husbands bank account?

Wow! I got trolled, too

Nice try, scumboot.

I take it "trolled" means you post under my name?
Cause I didn't post #79.

Hey can you "troll" into my ex husbands bank account?

@70- It's called sarcasm. Tard.

echo

echo

You know, I used to thing losing his meal ticket had to really suck for K-Fed. But now I bet he gets down on his hands and knees and thanks God every day that he's not riding the Britney Spears Crazy Train anymore.

Hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

My troll is retarded. :(

Is there anyone at home?

Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down.

Well I can ease your pain.

Why do I have to get the small dick troll?

Get you on your feet again.

Hello? hello? are you out there?
M.O.D. are you out there?
I can't see your face

Relax.

I'll need some information first.

Just the basic facts.

Can you show me where it hurts?

I'll show you where it hurts.

As long as she doesn't reproduce again...I'll just sit back and laugh hysterically at this circus.

You are only coming through in waves.

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.

Your problem, Britney, is your money. If you didn't have it, no one would follow you around taking your picture. No one would worry if you are a bad mom, or doing drugs.

I can solve your problem. Give your money to me.

I could donate half to charity, and live quite comfortably on the interest from the other half.

It's a win-win.

You know where to find me.

This is not how I am.

I have become comfortably numb.

OK. Just a little pinprick.

Someone should tie her tubes,

AROUND HER NECK!

There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!

But you may feel a little sick.

First my troll butchers Beatles songs and now Pink Floyd. We all know he is more kidzbop speed.

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

You're a sad little prick.

Hey stop posting as meeeeeeeee

70 and 74, you fucksticks have to be joking right? Sure money does not equal happiness. But is sure fucking helps. It equals freedom. She has NO REAL problems to deal with in terms of feeding herself, clothing, shelter, etc... The Human Condition you refer to is fulfilled in ALL it's basic needs. What is left is mental. And MONEY buys tons of therapy and despite what you say... The ability to be pretty fucking happy... At best, she needs to get her head checked for her "mommy didn't love me because she let me run free" issues and get on with her life.

Depression? They make fucking pills for that if therapy and the fact that she can get on a plane to Paris to shop at leisure or maybe even head to Fiji for a month are not enough to make her feel better about her life.

70 and 74 - you are a couple of whining simplistic assholes for even making an excuse for this poor little spoiled rotten whore... The shit she is pulling is high school teenager at best.... And two kids are now caught in the middle of it. She needs to grow the fuck up, take responsibility fo rher life, and quit acting like her life is so tragic.

Fuck her and fuck you.

Stupid cunts like her needed one welfare christmas in there past in order to get it...

One year of eating Gubment cheese and maybe she would know how lucky she is... Stupid stupid cunt...

very nice 122. clockworkASS

#62 Nasty Troll- I don't wish such a fucking horrid thing... But I do sort of wish that Paris Hilton would go up to her in public and bitch-slap her at least 10 times. That'd do for me...

#14 totally agree, i almost feel bad for her because she is practically having a mental breakdown and everyone is wishing the worst for her, in the beginning, when she was showing the world she doesnt own underwear, and hanging out with paris i kept thinking how much she deserves all this crap from people, but now its just sad, its like watching a train wreck happen.
#62 that was completely and utterly ridiculous
#63 ever hear of money does not buy happiness? dumbass

Thats too bad PrettyBaby ... I was almost turned on by that dark, violent, fucked-in-the-head comment...

I'm not that violent Madpet, I don't like bad things to happen to kids Darlin.

#122- her money gives her freedom? She can't leave her house without people following her to take pictures- that's not freedom. I think you have some of your own problems- seeing that you are using this board to get your "feelings" out. Can you not afford therapy and medication? Is that why you are so angry?

#124- I realize you are either very young or very ignorant, so I'm just going to ignore you.

#122 i totally agree it helps to have money, but it doesnt make depression go away, it doesnt make you TRUELY happy, even if it gets rid of any problems your having with "money"
BTW the majority of people who commit suicide are on happy pills, apparently that doesnt halp much hmm?

@16....if you listen really hard you might be able to hear a tune of sorrow from my violin, that is actually the world's smallest violin. You'd need the Hubble telescope to see it, you can fit a million of them on top of Tyra's fat ass.

I meant @126

#126- Thank GOD- I was starting to think I was the only half decent human here

131 come up with some new material, that was a little lame

It's pretty obvious that sooner or later, something big is going to happen. She is either going to O.D on purpose or by mistake. Or get smashed and drive her car into a tree or something. Things can't keep going on like this- she's on a knife-edge. I am going to sit back and enjoy the show. Because she's richer than me.

No, PunjabPete.

The (valid) Human Condition I refer to is the reality that all humans, regardless of ethnicity or social standing, are vulnerable to pain & suffering, if they live at all. This pain & suffering can and does encompass organic disease (including mental illness).

And contrary to your belief that money=freedom, I bet Britney Spears is feeling quite the opposite, as she is currently perhaps the most hunted celebrity on the planet.

Just calling it as it is. Histrionics aside.

Actually people commit suicide on happy pills when they COME OFF them .... especially people taking Prozac

@129, actually I'm hot and wet.

How are you and the donkey doing? He been putting it to ya good?

@133 you are not decent at all. YOU ARE ENABLERS you read that, ENABLERS. People like you is why western civilization is going to shit, excuses for everything. Soft on irresponsible behavior, boo hoo they were oppresed, boo hoo she's depressed, boo hoo I've got daddy issues, bo hoo the voices in my head made me do it.

Fuck, how come the rest of us don't get to make excuses? and pay our bills on time, and don't go around drugged out of our fucking skulls (publicly) and provide for our fucking kids. You people are the culprits YOU

@134, how about this one, go to a fucking comedy club, I don't work for you and you don't pay so how about you kiss my ass.

I think I love you BabadoSlim.

Yep Slim is de bomb.

A Britney haiku:

K Fed raps on disc
Underwear is optional
Britney shaves her dome

#137- That's definitely true, for some. There are side effects to being on some happy pills- like Zoloft, which is what Phil Hartman's wife and Dylan Klebold were on... or tricyclics- which Cobain was on... everyone's chemistry is a little different. Serotonin is a tricky thing to balance- sometimes it backfires.

Yep and @34 is lame-zilla. And yes I know that was even lamer-zilla. Chur!

Screw Prozac and Zoloft ... 30 St Johns Wort a day works great for me

God...

How can anyone actually be discussing how here mother can help her? She already did what she had to do and did it wrong.

Now she has a 40-millions-worth-daughter who is an adult, who has 2 children and who decided to dedicate her life to empty-stupid-selfish-superficial-self destructive activities.

You worry about those two little guys because their father is a gold digger and their mother is a suicidal psycho.

Some one just please call social services so they can save those kids from their mother. And, for the good of mankind and our own survival, someone please get her a tubal ligation.

And no, rich white girls don't deserve pity. She has money to pay for a damn good psychologist, or 140 trained monkeys to applaud and observe her every move if she still needs attention when the psychologist fails.

Sorry I meant 134

hers is one of the most rapid personal degradations I have ever witnessed. Not just her spiritual, mental, emotional degradation (which is obvious and I could care less about) but, more importantly, her physical degradation. She looks hideous. She has become a fat, white trash, shaved head skank. Imagine what that cooch smells like since her hygeine has obviously gone to hell. So sad to watch what was once a world class source of masturbation fall to the level of a repulsive skank.

She has COMPLETELY moved ahead of Nichole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan in my Celbrity death pool.

The only difference being, I think Lindsay will go like River Phoenix, dying outside a bar, Nichole, quietly in a hotel room ala John Belushi, while Brittany will go out in a blaze of glory, I'm thinking high speed chase ending with a crash into a retaining wall or a warehouse ala Thema and Louise.

#139, Barbado....I actually had a sexual experience reading that post. Nice one.

BarbadoSlim - We are all enablers, if ya wanna get technical. Western Civilization is going to Shitsville in a soggy Taco Bell chalupa wrapper in part, due to following:

- An entrenched "to each, his own"/succeed at ALL cost mantra;
- Excessive commercialism;
- Lack of faith in anything but the failing economy & latest technology;
- Loss of connection to nature and respect for the environment;
- Over-reliance on superficial, largely ineffective Western medicine; and,
- Addiction to a dangerously biased media.

I have to pee now.

all she needs is midgets toting around goats and she will finally be in her happy place.

145, yesbut a little catchy...wait no, just lame.
im entitled to my opinion, and im all for the making fun of these dumbasses that we talk about on here, but it comes to a certain point where its just pathetic how low some people stoop. now if she would have just gone out and shaved her head, and none of this other stuff was going on with her i would be right along side of everyone else saying WTF?! but i think marrying kfed was the biggest mistake of her life and its showing, he ruined her.

140 bend over

You can feel bad about somebody going through a nervous breakdown in public, without being a tard - who knows, maybe somebody close to you had a nervous breakdown and you saw directly how bad it is, and this story recreates some of those feelings (empathy). But if you feel bad for Britney as a person (sympathy), and think that somehow it's wrong for this to be "happening to" her, you're a tard.

p.s. Don't tell you-know-who that I'm here...

@152- I'm hungry now. uuuuuuuuummmmmmmm, chalupa.

I heard that B.S. went insane because she reads all the comments on the Superficial whenever there is a post about her and it freaks her out by how many loserish fuckaninnies are fans of hers. She hates you people & you are the reason she is dead now.

I dunno... perhaps the ones most mercilessly flaying Britney Spears here & elsewhere are the ones who have not yet come to terms with the hurt & unhappiness in their own lives. The ones who have not yet fully LIVED and suffered duly.

Hell... I'm neurotic and wear it proudly. Life is wonderful!

156 well i guess you wont fully know why

ps...what the heck are you talking about?

Alls I no is that this stuf is gonna make Brit's cumbak grater than eva!!!

LMAO #159
More likely just the opposite.

The people willing to flay her are the ones who have had it rough, got up off their asses, and made something out of their lives.

Excuses make me sick.
Enablers make me sick.

You and so many other compassionate pussies on this site make excuses for what comes down to a matter of maturity, responsibility, and credibility.

Feel free to go fuck yourself raw Ferg...

let me freaking set somet things straight, it seem likes all you people are so narrow minded and think that EVERYONE who says something positive about somebody automatically thinks they are their idol, thats not how things work, i can thikn somebody is a total slut and psycho but still hope that things turn out better for them considering she has TWO freaking kids to take care of cuz i sure as hell hope they dont end up with kfed.

#161 - Have an original thought some day and stop typing like some Lawn Guyland mallrat you fuckwit.

144, you forgot to mention Hartmans wife was a coke whore, and Cobain was a herion addict, I aint no doctor, but something tells me things are gonna go screwy when you mix anti-depressants with illegal narcotics and booze

(I've elaborated on my declaration in #161 on the new post)

#163- Don't let those people get you too upset. Know that you are the intelligent one... and remember that we are on a site who's title labels those people well. You are totally right on the money.

I'm glad she's all better now.

Aw, c'mon, Punjab et al... lay off the girl.

Many of your relatives and cohorts have been "annointed" by mental illness. We could all spare a tiny bit more compassion for those who are afflicted. That's all. No need to draw knives and see blood... over and over.

Sure, she "should" (that word is poison, by the way) be taking care of her kids. You "should" perhaps be working now, or doing your homework. We all "should" be doing something else much of the time, shouldn't we?

I'm just sayin' that I'll not contribute to kicking her when she's obviously very down and out. Why is her pain any less real than your or mine? I prefer to at least wait until she's recovered first and is a partially functioning human again before throwing barbs. I guess that's called empathy. Or something.

Oh, my. Life is rough, isn't it?

#161 WHAT comeback? She hasn't gone away!!
If she wants to have a come back she should go away for 10 years and come back with an album that isn't complete manufactured SHIT.
What happened to those 1,000 crunches a day Brit?
GO AWAY first, then comeback.

#165- Very, very true.

167 yeah, i agree, but also, we are on this site too, so that doesnt make us much better, i find this site fun and hilarious to go to when im sooo bored at work, but every ONCE in a while i find one post that i might defencd a little bit, for my reasons, and nobody needs to say "you cant say that" cuz i can, your entitled to your opinions, im etitled to mine, mine just happen to be not quite as cynical as others

I think I just saw her on the corner of 5th and Main holding a pizza pizza sign. At least she's working again.

It's to the point that if Kevin Federline gave her a pity fuck or got back together with her, the country would mourn for him... times sure have changed.

Actually, when you dare to think of it, the fact we are all inhabiting this site is the crux of why Western civilization is fucked.

#172- this site definitely amuses me- that's why I'm here... and I never really comment, but I realize that there's a time to give someone a break, like now.

I wish Fish would post something new about someone else that I can actually enjoy laughing at... hasn't some other famous person done anything halfway stupid lately?

I should loan her my own boyfriend - he's an expert at that particular type of fucking.

Hey, did anybody hear that Brittney Spears Shaved her head?

It's a fucking miracle. Cured in one day!

Keep coming back! (an old AA/NA adage)

Neil Patrick Harris is gay.

you know these celebrity deaths always come in threes
I vote tom cruise and paris hilton for 2 & 3 .........but not Britney....she's so pitiful I feel sorry for her

#177 What type of fucking is my boyfriend an expert at, Troll?

Truly... the fact she did not tear that pant-size plastic strip from her rump horrifies me. She needs REAL assistance NOW.

So how about Lesbianesque brings some of her Prozac over to CockworkAss's house, and Cockwork can share some of her coke and then they can flip the fuck out and slaughter each other in a massive, spastic fuck up!

oh spindoc. hehe.

184, if you got laid more often you wouldn't be such a torked up cunt

After 6 hours of hard labour-work and a next 30 bucks i went to starbucks with still the sweat on my forehead,to treat myself to a nice latte macchiato for home.I just arrived home and opened this page.From surprise my dentures just dropped outta my mouth right into my latte macchiato.I don't care about my dentures because they're anyways property of the goverment-healthcare department.But the latte macchito went all over my keyboard.Just back-up this post fish because you're gonna need it to post it again for the next 10 times.

After all my mentalcoach-talk this morning,unbelievable.

I love how people make excuses for people and explain how stressful it is to be rich. Guess what? Most other rich people are WORKING daily, either movies, music, business, etc. On top of that, there are plenty of people that have lots of money that aren't acting like total assbags in public, Will Smith for example.

I think it's more likely to teach a dog to talk than to keep shitney in a rehab.

189....you're seriously not comparing Britney to Will Smith.....he's almost 40 dumbass

Hey, at least she has started wearing shoes. Baby steps, Brit, baby steps.

Hey Brit - orange you glad you went to rehab?!?! Get it?!?! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

#139 - did you tell #18 and #23 "thank you" for that shit you're smoking?? I love the way everybody is blaming stuff on "the troll". I think Wally is delightful.

Being the same age as Britney, and also having a baby the same age as her youngest, i had a heart for Britney, i truly believed she needed help.
Now i have no sympathy left.. Give Kevin his kids back and let him go on with is life.

For the past 3 months we have watched her deteriorate into this drunk, bald headed freak who is running away from the help she so so needs.
Girl needs to wake up and realise she is the mother of 2 kids and if that doesn't work then give them to their father..

And keep them the fuck away from Lyn Spears!!! those boys are not going to be the next Nic-Kids program so that Lyn Spears can sit her chunky ass on the couch and rake it in off more of her spawn!!!

Yeah, I'm sure Britney's pain is real, but to get even more real, let's compare her problems (that we know of) to most people's:
1) Not enough money - no problem there
2) Loneliness - she's got two kids and immediate family - again, no problem
3) Extra weight - big deal, who doesn't?
4) Feels ignored, like nobody cares - please
5) Bad hair day - OK, she's got us there
Unless Britney has some deep dark secret we're not privy to, like a history of incest or something like that, I'm gonna say that her biggest problem is that she's immature. She's created a lot of her own pain (aided and abetted by her parents and her management, no doubt). She needs to suck it up and act like a grownup. I don't think she needs rehab (I could be wrong about that). I think she needs to take a freakin' sabbatical, buy a farm in Montana or something and take about 5 years off and actually spend time with her kids. She may not have wanted to have two kids, but that's not their fault and they're here now. No sympathy for her. She's a grownup she needs to start acting like one. Getting out of Hollywood seems like it would be a good start. All this self-pity is what's especially grating. Hard to feel sorry for a rich, young, famous white person in America when their biggest problem is they get too much attention. She could solve that problem pretty damn easily. I don't think she's anywhere near suicidal. She's too egotistical to off herself and deprive the world of her awesomeness.

#196 Amen

196, wow, by far one of the most ignorant, arrogant posts in about 5 minutes.
You realize of course you're making your lame assesment of someone's life based on what you read in the tabloids. Your #2 is especially laughable, I'm sure there isn't a mother/wife out there who feels lonliness....EVER

#198 second the emotion.

Someone waaaaaaaaaaay up there said that no one should judge her unless they have dealt with post partum depression. Well I have so here goes: She couldn't freaking wait to have those babies. Even before she and that shit-eater KFed got married all she could talk about was "babies babies babies! I want to have one in less than a year!" Well, ya did it bitch so take fucking care of them. I was 19 when I got preggers and it was fucking hard as hell. My husband and I made a whopping $15000 that year. I was majorly depressed, and not about money. What did I do? Went to counseling. Spent my free time AT HOME bonding with my kid. Did I go out and get shit faced every night? Leave the house looking like a streetwalker, only to come home looking worse? Puke in the back of my car? HER behavior is what's making life harder for her. Everyone and their fucking uncle have been telling her to STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! but she goes on. Living. Much to my chagrin.

hmmmm, I wonder if it is too soon to check the kids into rehab

It should be forbidden for some people to get kids,even after they're grown up.Ofcourse that sounds impossible and unnaturally but it isn't that unnaturally.Some mammal-species they 're only able to breed in a prosperous year and when they feel safe.With prosperous i'm not talking ONLY about money.I can say this because i know everything about money.Because at the moment i've $368,79 on my saving-account.

People, please. Britney isn't so far gone as to where she'll kill herself (not on purpose, at least). She shaved her head because there's something in there that wants to get out, but she doesn't know how to express herself in any way but sexually.

If she were really on the verge of suicide you'd see her doing a LOT more over-the-top things than this...she'd be giving shit away left and right. Now if Britney is walking the streets of Malibu one day next week and decides to cut me or some other random joe a check for 200 grand, then you can start to worry.

For now she just needs to be alone and start talking real with herself, preferrably in a journal or diary or blog of some sort to where only she and maybe a few others she trusts can see it. I'd worry about her killing one of the camera guys than herself.

Is it just me or does it look like Brit forgot to remove the size sticker from a pair of new pants? Although maybe that's just some weird zipper/escape hatch for her crotch crickets. But I doubt it.

Kmart, you're comparing your white trash existence with that of a mentally stunted, emotionally cracked mega star.
Don't.......just..don't, it's ridiculous

#200 kmart, the apologists are using port partum depression as an excuse for her, like it's already a diagnosed thing. How about she's just incredibly immature and her alcohol and other problems are now logjamming together? She sounded just like a 12 year old when she was talking about having kids - no concept about what having them would mean. Big shock to find out you can't toss 'em under the bed when you're bored playing with 'em.

Some people just know how to put it...

206, what you fail to add to the equation is that she has the money to have people take care of her kids after she's tired of playing with them, which doesn't exactly help in the maturity/parenting department

$368,79+$30,00=$399,79-$4,75(starbuck)=$395,04 YAAAY!!

Britney left rehab because Tom Cruise got to her and told her how he and Scientology can help her. She'll disappear into the center for a month and re-emerge as a Katie Holmes clone, only with blond hair. She'll be "cleansed" and will be "working hard" on "preparing for her comeback". She'll say her kids are "amazing" and being a mom is the "absolutely best thing ever". She and Katie will be best friends and go shopping and have play dates at the park with their kids.

208 Judging by the nanny's account, she doesn't want anyone else playing with them for any length of time, either. Hope there'll be enough money in about eight years to pay for therapy for dual detachment disorders!

211, whatever, if this "nanny" testifies under oath, great, otherwise it's just another money hungry whore trying to sell a story.
She seemed like a fine mother til she snapped her cap. It's gotta be the yola makin' her all hella crazy.
It's Paris Hiltons fault!!!

Nice of Britney's publicist to weigh in here. That is going above and beyond.

212
Fine mother indeed. Dropping kids on their heads, letting Sean Preston ride in her lap, and leaving him slumped over in the sun in the backseat of her car are all exampled of proper mothering technique.

*examples*

oh please duh-oh, the kid fell out of a high chair, she didn't fucking drop him on his head you douche. Trying to get away from rabid paps....it's not like she threw the kid in the trunk. And that picture of him in the backseat, kids fall asleep, whatever, and you were there I'm going to assume, right, so you can say for sure he didn't have a hat on that fell off
judgmental bitch

There's no way Britney will retain custody for her children.

Instead of checking in and out of rehab every second day, she rather should've taken a break somewhere far, far away from the spotlight and just have some time for herself to clear her mind.

But now, Britney has reached a certain point where she just can't back off from her kamikaze mission anymore.

After all she hasn't only lost her mind, but also her career, her image and most probably will also lose her children.

I can't help but feel sorry for her. But then again - it's not like she had no control about what she was doing, so...

ADD: If Britney continues acting this way, there's no doubt even such a greedy pig/douche bag like K-Fed will get the money he wants from Brit as well as the children's custody.

#70 you are wrong. money does cure depression. i was depressed... took meds every day... then i inherited big time... now i don't work a day of my life...
she's a moron because there's nothing in her life she can't "fix" with money. she's just too stupid to figure it out.

god brit looks fuckin disgusting!!!!!

oh and #216... i love this moron... there was a seperate incident other than the high-chair when she was getting out of a vehicle and damn near dropping sean on the pavement- we're talking inches from his brain being an omlet(even more than it already is due to the drugs she took while pregnant)and what about the pictures of him on the beach with momma spears and k-fed... they are BOTH wearing some sort of head protection from UV RAYS!!!! and yet little sean is hatless... roasting in the sun... in conclusion there is no excuse for allowing the child to ride on her lap- ESPECIALLY because of paps... i thought we all learned this with the death of princess diana when she wasn't properly restrained in a seat belt... what do you think would have happened to that poor infant if dumbass spears slammed on the brakes?

so please keep posting... you're the very reason the general population shouldn't have the privilege to reproduce.

you must be talking about the time she was being mobbed by the paps while walking in New York, right? And unless you were at the beach and you know he didn't have a hat on the entire time they were there, or sunblock, and not just the 3 seconds while the picture was being taken, you need to shut up.
I'm not going to speculate on a judgment call by a then 23 year old first time mother, raised in Kentwood, being attacked by paps, but you should, you seem to be absolutely without a flaw

forgive me if someone has already quoted this, but i just couldn't make through all the "she's a grown-up, nobody can force her..."
in california, when a person of adult age has a history, or even if they suddenly become a danger to themselves or others, you can call 911 and report a "51-50". this brings out the paramedics and a forced 72 (maybe 48, depending) hour lockdown situation.
jrz, isn't the same out your way??

Whew. I see Libraesque is on her daily bitch fest. It's getting to be a compliment when she disses your post - it's like you were so fucking awesome she just couldn't bear it.

Speaking of, mega kudos to PunjabPete, BarbadosSlim, and the ever-so-godly Kmart. Orgasmically awesome posts, especially Kmart's. What else is there to add? Britney is a wreck and she should seriously just deal.

She looks like her babies now. Maybe she's tryin to steal the attention from them too.

Before I comment on the Britney situation, I just want to point out that ClockworkAnge basically called herself a retard in comment#70. Ange dear, you're #61, and since you made fun of the person posting that comment, you are essentially calling yourself stupid. Way to go...

Now, the Britney situation... Depression sucks. I know it does from personal experience, but somehow I am feeling less than sympathetic. I didn't have any of the resources she did when I was suffering from it, but I was also nowhere near as self-destructive as she is either. And I can confidently say I was in a much, much worse situation. She's had the opportunity to fix her life twice now with Rehab, but instead of putting the welfare of her kids ahead of her own selfish needs, she decides that she would rather continue to screw her life up worse than it already is. Kinda hard to feel bad for someone who doesn't want to help themselves when they have all the resources and means in the world to do so. As for her mother stepping in, she already did, by asking her daughter to go to rehab, but she cannot guarantee that Britney will stay there. Besides, Britney really is an adult, and part of being an adult means taking responsibilty for your life. So make all the excuses for her and sympathize with her all you want; fact remains that she is a terrible mother and quite a basketcase who is stubborn and selfish and unwilling to accept help. And I hardly think that is reason enough to feel sorry for her. However, I don't wish her death, inevitable as it is. That is reserved for Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton alone... And jrzmommy is now my personal hero. Love you!

and I agree with #221. Her parenting skills are absolutely, unjustly horrifying (correct spelling?) and there can be no excuses made for 'em... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope for the safety of those poor children K-fed gets sole custody.

Barbadoslim, marry me?

#196, you got right. My feeling's are exactly the same...much respeck...

oh no....
this only inspired cuteness in Natalie Portman.

FOR BRIT... she's a man now.

#224........daily bitchfest????? yea, no, I haven't posted for awhile. Orgasmically awesome posts by Kmart? wow, that's just...sad. But if some po' white trash idiot, talking about how...well, poor she is and comparing her sad sack life to BS turns you on that much......

Libraesque... you're such a fucking nut. Let me guess, you had a bad childhood didn't you... or better yet, you're severely overweight and bitter about it.
Whatever your reason for being a belligerent idiot, let it go. No one cares. Furthermore, I would like to verify that yes, I am, without a flaw.

Please, please keep posting, your misdirected anger on here makes my fucking day!

I just can't figure out how you're so sure I'm white.

Everyone need GOD"S LOVE. Britney have a DISEASE of ADDICTION, that need 2 be arrested 1 DAY @ a TIME. People u all know there is no big I and Little u. It is not what u say, it is all about whom is saying it that might get her ATTENTION. People don't HATE instead MOTIVATE. If there is a Recovering Addict that feel they can help the NEWCOMER they need 2 do say.Britney I am praying 4 u. Britney, MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU IN HIS CARE. BRITNEY GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME. BRITNEY WHEN YOU GET IN A BAD SITUATION DO THIS (A.S.A.P.)Always Stop And Pray.
Keep the FAITH
Queen(GOD"S CHILD)

She's failing rehab because you can't get drugs or booze there!!! C'mon people wise up!

lovescontroversy, I think your idiotic screen name says a lot about you. You may want to check yourself when you talk about other peoples misdirected anger, that was your rant @ #221, wasn't it?

just shut up

in and out....just keep her in