Feb 7 2007Britney Spears has wild lesbian orgies

wow! Britney a lesbian? who soulda thought! hey! im #1

God she's ugly ...
Can't believe that girl can't stay single for an hour ...

My church group can cure Britney Spears of The Gay.

another thing...k-fed claiing she had orgies? wat is this? his wild erotic fantasies blamed on britney spears to cover them up? come on k-fed! grow up u sorry bastard! get a life!
~N@ughty

Brittney is actually making K-Fed look normal and well adjusted. He's still a joke in many ways, but he's being outdone by Brittney by leaps and bounds.

Remember when this tart came on the scene 10 years ago? How the MSM fawned over her? Smart, funny, intelligent, really talented, and, err, a "virgin"? Well, it's all collapsing, like the fall of ancient Rome. All lies. Let us all take pride in the fact that we knew she was just a piece of trash from day one.

Ohmigawd

It all makes sence now. The sharp nails for burrowing, the sensible shoes.

Dykey Dyke Dyke.

Sounds like a simple case of a woman turning lesbian after they go out with you for a while.
Happens all the time.
Well...ummm...so I've heard.

I will DIE if we lose this graceful beauty to the likes of Michelle Rodriguez.

I think a dose of the K-Fed would be enough to turn any woman lesbian.

I hope she ends up all coked up at a party and someone snaps pics of her looking at the camera with dust on her nose. that's be the icing on this cake.

trash.

She smells like smoked ham that's been sitting out in the sun a little too long, with a hint of tainted clams.

I wonder if she has a Dollar Rewards card

Ugh well she looks hideous, I dunno sometimes I feel sorry for her but I just can't here, some primeval urge to slap her face comes over me when I see those pics.

excuse me, some of us LIKE the smell of cheese. And I don't want to picture Britney when I eat it.

"And Britney's mom wears army boots too" sez Kevin....

this should have been posted with some kind of disclaimer to stop reading if you enjoy not vomiting

Not much of an insult to call someone bisexual these days, there, Kev, but thanks for letting the world know that you weren't invited in on her little girl-on-girl bedroom shenanigans!
Seriously, why didn't you just come correct and say "I don't know the joys of being with two women at a time" instead of trying to make her look bad. Dummy.

Pus gut alert!!!

We all know Britney has problems, but she's a girly-girl. She probably had sleep-over parties with her girlfriends simply because she's childish. This is just K-FED trash. His lawyer probably told him to do it. "She's a bad mother, a tramp, a lezzie..." blah, blah, blah.

these are the best (worst) photos of Britney Spears evar! HAHAHA! She has that look on her face like "I just don't give a F*CK anymore."

oh how the mighty have fallen.

HAHAHAHA

So if BS was hooking up with multiple girls, why wasn't K-Fed in the middle of that?! What a loser! Shit, you're wife is in the bedroom upstairs hooking up with females and you're sitting downstairs being a loser. Seriously now, K-Fed shoulda been all over that! And I'd imagine BS has some hot friends, so I'm sure he could have worked her off the bed so he coulda just hooked up with her hot friends. You gotta be smart about opportunities like this.

And I know all celebrities have good pics and bad pics, but seriously, does BS ever take a good pic any more? is it even possible?! Cuz she constantly looks friggin horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#20 Why would you laugh at somebody else's misfortune? Does it make you feel better? That speaks volumes about you "Point and Laugh", not Britney.

That is the BEST Michelle Rodriguez impression I have ever seen

True, partially true, or not true, this story was floated by "a friend of Kevin Federline" -- I mean, come on, not exactly the most reliable or unbiased source here.

Even if it's completely true, the story better be confirmed somewhere else first.

BAG LADY!

I thought The Gays were supose to have good fashion sense????@@^%%$

She looks like a mental patient sans the straight jacket. The stains on her shirts must be from her constant foaming at the mouth.

she's morphing into another one of those sally struther (oops but without any charitable instincts) or kirstie alley (although obviously less talented) blobaholic celebstrophes. Of course the true tragedy of Britney's trashiness is that an entire generation of low class girls who worshipped her (many who were named after her) are now doomed to follow in her devolution.

Anne Heche could jump out of an alley and start dating Britney and that would be an improvement.

Britney just needs to go somewhere and meditate, detox, and get cleaned up.

Hugh Grant would date her in a second.

I believe this ensemble is missing something. Something red and greasy with a hint of smoked goodness........

A short rib covered in KC Masterpiece....

Tasty y'all!

23, I'm not sure it's so much laughing at her misfortune, as it is laughing at the fact that she HAS a fortune, yet can't manage to look better than a two-dollar dishrag whore.

I'd hit that

Six girls? Next time he gets a friend to make up stories, they should try to make it more believable.
And even with these alleged lesbian orgies, she is still a better parent than K-Fed.

having orgies is the least offensive thing to list as to why she shouldn't have custody of her kids.

Is it her goal to look as gross as possible? I'm sure she dabbles in the ladies, but I agree with Niecy... 6 girls is a stretch. I'm sure they were just getting away from the losers huddled around the xbox. One thing can lead to the other, I suppose.

Maybe the gals were giving the guys some privacy?!? Hmmm? Think about it.

@28 HA! devilution!

I'm now ashamed I beat off to hear four ago.

Any guy here who once rubbed one out to Britney should cut off their hands! The horror that you hand once had sex with this pig!

gross. she wouldn't know what to do with a girl
she'd lick a girls elbow and ask if it made her wet

If she isn't kidnapped yet by a dyke and locked up somewhere in a basement,i think she's bisexually.I almost start to think that all women are bisexually.

#23 - you must be new here.

#23 - you must be new here.

#41.........wtf?????

#40 Give us a break, we all know you'd dive (so to speak) at a chance to lick Britney's cheeto.

All Brit needs now are some plaid flannel shirts. And to have her kids taken away from her for being such a train wreck in all respects.

#40 - you got any Birkenstock stuff that you could spare to send her way? She'll let ya' bang her for 'em!

#28 - Madam, you are a walking Urban Dictionary. We MUST remember some of those quips for the future.

they bag lady that roams the main streen in my town looks better than her.

Here I am, Britney. I can show you how to get a gen-u-ine college degree, honey. Come on now, thaas right.

rich.....yea, no no no

#46 birkenstock stuff......lets see....yea, no no no, I'm a Dollhouse girl

I thought drugs made you thin?

Come on can't she buy jeans that actually fit?

Come on can't she buy jeans that actually fit.

i cannot deal with the revolting mess of a person that she has become. every time i see these abhorrent pictures of her, i start vomiting up my stomach and bleeding from my eyes. then somehow, i find myself standing in the shower sobbing while trying to scrub my skin off with a brillo pad and mumbling "must get clean" over and over.
and quite frankly, i've had enough.

She looks very hungry.

I'm sure a sex tape will surface soon.......I just hope it happens before her poon looks like a loose meat sandwich.

Thank you Clitney, thank you for making what should have been a once in a lifetime masturbatory experience into a revolting nightmare that I will not easily forget.

bleeeeeeeeeugh.

Yep. Britney will be making a comeback any minute now. This bit of trash is going to skip right over the B-list celebrity portion of her career and (hopefully) just disappear.

Does she ever wear anything that isn't covered in stains anymore?

"He wants to show that she's not such an angel after all."

Um, that's been established.

@57... Morticia: Exactly!

Why doesn't she just move back to Louisiana?

Hey Brit!! I know of a hair place in Mississippi that does free Mullet removals!! I'm pretty sure if you ask real nice they'll remove your mullet-looking Elvira extensions for free too...just to rid the world of the tortuous ugliness that is you.

She tried to be lesbian but it didn't quite stick, because she wasn't fat and ugly and hairy enough. The body chemistry wasn't right. Another 10 years, another 30 pounds, a few more scars, no more shaving...and then she'll be ready to grind on the rug like a dog scooting. But in those pictures she'll be wearing black, with a brightly colored boa to show she's still reaching for that rainbow.

Wow! This article is the perfect inducement for bulimia.

r.e. pic 1, it's Katie Holmes after she dumps TCLTC, gains a few lbs and starts smokin.

Whats with the greasy mop on her head??

Yeah, 86, we ALL want to see mullets die and never return!

Hey, wasn't she pretty once? Or, SHOULD have been pretty. Its all she's good for. That's what I meant, really. Does that make me a mysogynist? I'd like to know, really. I've heard so much about them, but I've never met one. Well, maybe I have and just didn't know because I've never been formally introduced to a mysogynist. Though, its not like you introduce someone based on their avocation...

"hello"

"hello, I'm your mysogynist for the evening"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen. Well, pretty sure. I mean, it could. You could introduce yourself as a closeted Lesbianesque lover, if you wanted to. Its a free country. Hey, are there any limits to the number of words I can use here before you dump a logic bomb on me? Just curious. Hey, I did it. I identified myself by a descriptive and not my name. Guess it can happen. Kinda by accident. Like when you mean to stab your ailing grandmother but she tries to run and falls down the stairs and breaks her neck. Same result, just looks like an accident. Whew, gotta go. Sirens.

She looks a lot like LiLo in these pictures..

Well, she's done every other trailer park trick.

richie, let me explain something to you. When you're fun, witty, pretty and gay, and people adore you, you go to something called a party. Sometimes the parties are theme parties, sometimes inspired by fabulous British sitcoms, people dress up and have something called a great time.

Now I know it's too late in life for you to ever be invited to a party, but I thought I would explain to you what one is anyway, so you would know what you've been missing out on all these years, living in your parents basement, masterbating to internet porn.

Also because I hate you

#23 Richie Rich

Um, did you happen to catch the fucking name of this website?

Oh, and as for Britney, she looks like she just crawled out of the bottom of an outhouse. No self respecting Dyke would have her. (Of course that means Michelle Rodriguez is still in the running)

It's obvious that Brit beat anorexia.

She's starting to look like Brandon Davis in drag more and more...

SUPER-SIZE ME!!!!

hillbilly skank ...$ can't buy class, $ can't buy a decent husband, $ can't buy a comb, $ money can't buy underwear, $ can't buy clean clothes. I hope the money she is saving on good hygiene goes toward the years of therapy her children are going to need.

where ARE her damn kids? nobody expects her to carry them everywhere like angie does... children are not generally supposed to be "accessories", but WTF?

also, y'all should knock off the "double-wide" cracks. everybody knows TRUE trailer trash folk like the fith wheeler, 'cuz they can take it with them. hyuck, hyuck.

i'm thinkin' severe post-partum and xanax abuse. that stuff can kick your ass, baby!

i want a drudge report tote!

i hope she gets mugged

#61 Richport - had me laughing so hard I couldn't even finish reading the post.

Excellent!

munch munch munch munch

Nice I like brit....shes excessive. Gimmie gimmie gimmie...now thats the life!!!

You get fat someone can make you skinny, your horny men & women come flocking to you, you want a dog you buy 8 of them, you want kids you have 2 of them, you dont want to have to deal with childbirth you get them cut out of you.... etc etc

#76 Damn, why couldn't someone else have flashed her vag for her?

I, for one, can say that if I ever had to date Kevin Federline, marry the guy, and have his kids, I too would become a lesbian.

Can't blame her.

I thought this was michelle rodriguez in those pictures.

#61 yes you are hilarious but it also rang so true that now I feel sorry for her and I am going to quit ragging on her until she pretties up again. Something is seriously sad with this woman. I have seen trolls beneath the underpasses in Houston with happier expressions on their fugly faces.

shes a zombie!

I'm not believing the alleged six girl orgies. She is far too ugly. You couldn't find six girls to have sex with THAT!

okay. i gave her a little slack after her pregnancies but there is no excuse for her to look this bad. she is freakin loaded. if i had the money she had i would have a personal trainer, manicurist, makeup artist, and kim vo follow me everywhere. and she has people watching her kids all the time so it's not like she doesn't have the time. she had alot less time back in the day and she always looked smokin. the people at that magazine must be idiots to acctually consider listening to anything kfed had to say..."britney her she go into the room with du girls an no cum out for while...i wu li popozow. an na tin she lezbian. so me wan cutodi so dem kids dey com ow normu. popozow. y'know amean?"

#36 I salute you.

Wow, even my troll (#61) is gaining fans logging in as me... I guess what Juliet said is true: "What's in a name/ that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet". The saddest thing is that whoever the troll is, might have a slight chance of being funny on their own. I'm glad my name lends you credibility.

L-esque, I hate my troll too. Oh, and fat ugly chicks... no offense.

You know, I agree with 83. I had two kids back to back. Without the luxury of tens of millions of dollars (hundreds of millions? She's fucking rich that's all I know) and as many hot mannies as I needed to look after the little ankle biters. Yet I somehow still managed to, you know, wash my hair and face and wear clothes that didn't make me look like a deformed sausage.

I do feel sorry for her though. I really do. She's just an innocent little redneck skank with her every humiliating moment recorded. She's a microcosm of what's wrong with America. Especially her fucking hair.

If you do not compare B to how she used to look and you just saw her on the streets or among your friends whithout knowing her...Wouldn´t you think she was quite alright? I mean, she still has a pretty face and she´s prettier than the avarage woman. I wonder what you all say about girls/women in your life because the avarage woman is not as pretty as Britney, not even when she looks like this!!!

"I'm fun, witty, pretty and gay, and people adore me!"

Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!

Cheese!

Good God, what happened to her? So trailer park, I must vomit now!!

well, i guess that would have turned me on 5 years ago...now...well....gross