Feb 19 2007Britney Spears has shaver's remorse

Wait so she's not only bald but now she's jewish? She's just trying get all the jewish holidays off as well as christian ones the little cueball fucker.

I saw the wig- my Barbie had one just like it in 1972

i don't get it.

Kojak's lookin' HOT

here's some pics http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23386100-details/Britney's+wig+hides+the+bald+truth/article.do

jeez what a cunt-bag

Britney use to be one sexy looking girl! Now, holy, she is has gone down hill! Too bad for her she will never be where she use to be!

i really want this blackberry pearl thats advertised on the side of this page...

oh, there's a post about britney spears?
*yawn*
she bores me. maybe when she dies i'll be interested again

Now I get it!! The necklace, the bald head...she's gonna play Anne Frank!!

Ordinarily I'm a big supported of the skinhead look, but in Britney's case...not so much.

Oh, I don't know about the no recognizing her part, shouldn't the trail of vomit leading to her be a dead giveaway?

ugh does anyone notice in any of the following pictures shes smiling as if this is all just normal healthy human behavior? so creepy.

Just as I thought, she seems to want to outdo ANS. Didn't think it was possible to be a cheaper version of the original, but Brit's done it.

Skinhead, cigarette, Red Bull - I don't think I've ever seen anyone look more attractive and mentally sound.

Those children are so lucky to have Mike Skinner from 'The Streets' as a mother.

It's really hard to believe that that THING in those pics used to look like this
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/britney-spears/britney-spears-wallpapers-6.jpg

What a downward spiral

She put on a wig when she realised the bald head only accentuated her fat linebacker neck and beefy back and shoulders. And to think, all this time she thought it was her hair that made her look fat. After all, that is why she dyed it black, she thought it would be slimming.

Red Bull and a cigarette... that should help her studio vocals.

she is so beautiful!! i love you girl!! stay strong!!

she needs to suck on a huge dildo AFTER it's been in her ass.....healthier than smokes and a red bull. and i'm just the guy to force her to do it!!!

Definitely gay...definitely. She looks butch.

WHAT THE?! No...words...screwed....what?

Remember right after ROSIE O'DONNAL came out that she got that VERY Dykey haircut?...........

I'm just saying.

#18 - you're just the guy to put a dildo in a chicks ass as opposed to your own dick?
UUmm, wow, you sound like a dyke.

17, Please tell me that's sarcasm, the "she's so beautiful" part. Otherwise, you need lasik...or maybe just eyeballs.

LOL @ 18!!

I'm still confused about the whole wearing a star of david while getting a tattoo of a cross.
And, as a jew, I'm not too sure how I feel about a skinhead rocking the star.

#22 -- i'm with you. if leatherface has his own member, he should us that...

maybe he's talking double penetration here...

Shaving your head can be a really cool thing. BUT, you need to have a really really good face to be able to make it work. Britney isn't one of those people who can make this look work.

She said she was sick of people touching her. So, she follows this up with a tattoo. That don't make no sense.

Not only that, misanthrope, but the next time she's in Vegas, everyone's gonna want to rub her head for good luck. People want to touch your head when you're a cue-ball.

She should have stopped at pic 3. She has that cute Bassett Hound look.

What the hell is going on in the last picture? Is she considering going bald "down There" too?

24 - I'm feeling the same way about the SoD there. I mean, I know it's trendy to be a Jew (or play one on TV), but seriously, no one believed her in the Catholic school girl outfit and a cross around her neck, so I guess she just decided to give Judaism a spin instead.

Next thing you know, she'll be wearing a buhrka, felt-soled shoes and a veil.

Grizzlies -- in the last pick she's pointing out where she wants another tatoo.

She's bald down there already -- right...we saw that in the crotch shots.

Someone must have already commented that now the curtains match the carpet.

oops, "tattoo"

@27/31... Exactly.

WiseMan is scaring me...what the fuck is a sprog, someone let ME know, bcuz I feel like maybe I'm one of the people he's gonna kill on his mass murdering spree

biatcho:

seeing as how you don't have two penises, if your friend desires double-penetration, you would either (a) have to get a dildo, or (b) have to get another penis involved.

which would you rather?

or aren't you that kind of guy?

or do you actually have two penises?

Thank goodeness someone talked her out of the mullet.

She looks almost identical to Edward Furlong's character in American History X..the seig heil can't be far off....

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0120586/Ss/0120586/9.html?path=gallery&path_key=0120586

Why is she wearing a Star of David??

Does anything she does make sense anymore?

Does anyone know where her mom is? She used to be around her a lot and always talking to the media. Haven't seen her in a loooong time.

I am not a Britney supporter, but I think it's sad when we watch her downfall and it doesn't seem like anyone is trying to help her. Maybe they are and she won't listen... but the girl needs an intervention of some kind where she doesn't get a choice if she gets help or not...else she will be another ANS.

Other than a failed marriage, which shouldn't have been that much of a surprise to her, I can't imagine what is so wrong in her life that she feels like this. Maybe she'd feel better if she stayed home with her family instead of going out clubbing and drinking til she pukes.

This is more than inability to deal with fame. Something traumatic has happened to this girl.

true, but the trauma appears to be that KFed went. i would have thought the trauma was when he came.

Shack, I actually have 5 penises and 3 testicles. What does your famed psych professor think of that?

Anyone get the feeling this chick is looking to Anna Nicole as a role model? I feel sorry for her...that she won't have sex with me before she offs herself.

42: I agree; but I think something even worse than k-fed happened to her. Too many red flags and signs, something major sent her over the edge. I don't even think it's just a PR stunt anymore, could be, but I don't think so.

he says you're psycho

read much?

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/15/us/15bipolar.html

@1 and @40- Thank you for noticing the star of david!

What in the name of Moses is she thinking?

What is the yiddish expression for dumb-ass, does anyone know?

Stupid Haircut..Stupid Necklace !!

Shack, yes I am psycho. I spent all day Sunday logging onto the Superficial talking to myself on every other post. Yep, I'm psycho.
Just when you think there aren't enough losers populating the world there's always one more out there that tops the list.

@47 It's "schack"

Super Fish Guy -

Change the byline of this site to:

The Superficial - Because Britney Spears is Ugly

Holy shit #50 I was seriously just about to type that. Freaky.

C'mon you two crazy kids, don't run away in fear from your initial love connection. You're both innies and insane, so what? Sounds like Fish pair-bonding to me.

first the star of david necklace(what a joke) then she shaves her fucking head... followed by a tattoo on her forearm(well, wrist anyway)... this bitch is trying to cash in on the holocaust look!

@54...She would have to lose like half her body weight before she could qualify.

Speaking of Jewish. Is there anyway to find out where she got the necklace and Star of David from?

Doesn't she understand when people are talking about a 'landingstrip',they are talking about the pubic-hair area and NOT the head?

People are blowing this out of proportion. Whenever her hair looks good, it's just a weave. Nobody ever sees her real hair, which is like a bird's nest. It'll grow back, and until then, she'll keep wearing fake hair.

She got the Star of David because she fucked a jew. With her degree of intelligence that was like a baptism or something. I am sure she bought and paid for it herself.

she looks like the manly half of a lesbo relationship

what the hell is a 'beautiful los angeles day'

for your information, biatcho, i was simultaneously writing a paper. every time i finished a sentence or a thought, i refreshed the superficial. some people need to chew gum or take ritalin while they write. i like to take little breaks to let let off some sub-narrative steam. if that's psycho, then i'm psycho. i don't really mind the diagnosis.

and don't get all sensitive cause i said you were psycho. i just didn't know that you were reading all my posts, and taking notes for monday come-backs. i think that's a little bit weird, but i'm flattered.

as it is, i think the yiddish expression for "dumbass" is schmuck. it actually means "penis," but it's used in place of "dumbass."

btch- what is the point of going to an anonymous website if you're not going to say things you wouldn't otherwise say? for that, there's meeting ppl.

ok now i'm waiting to hear that she had sex with angelina

Since when Spears became Jewish?

#56 - Two words: Issac Cohen.

Why didn't one of her handlers tell her that chopping off 10 pounds of ratty hair is NOT A DIET?!??

She's so close ... skipping through the cemetery with a bunch of bananas, just looking for the right spot to end all of our collective suffering.

Red Bull + Cigarette = Exploding Heart.
Please, God, please?!!?

Shacker - I could give two shits about your pathetic life. And I did not read any of your posts, I just saw that every other goddamn post on the original britney thread was from you. Fucking weirdo. When I did term papers in college I had friends that used to hang in my suite that I could turn to for entertainment... apparently you don't. But I guess community college's version of off campus housing is your parents house.

every other post? there were 400 posts when i got there!

and unless you don't distinguish your friends mere things, it's not correct to say "friends THAT i could turn to." you should say "friends whom i could turn to," but since its bad form to end a sentence with a preposition, you should really say "friends to whom i could turn."

guess all those friends must have been an unproductive distraction to your basic grammar skillz, unless you're just retarded.

*from mere things

but go ahead and try to write it off as a typo...

here i thought you weren't just another symptom of poor educational funding and capitalized belligerence.

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Sorry that you're bitter that you went to public school and that I called you out on the community college education you're currently serving time for, but I am sure you can still make something of yourself without a private school education if you try hard enough.

oh whatever, biatcho. like you haven't made that mistake dozens of times. if you're just speaking informally, then you would say "i had friends who i could turn to." but you didn't even say THAT.

you don't know how to use basic relative pronouns! but it's charming that you're trying to cover up your egregious ignorance with ebonics now.

if you did go to private school, it was, like half the people whom you ridicule daily on this site, a monumental waste of money.

Schack - if you're going to try to take down a prolific poster on this site, you need to improve your argumentative techniques. Some suggestions:

1. If you think of a point immediately after you've posted a comment, save it for the next post.

2. Criticizing grammar in chat rooms is the web 2.0 equivalent of sarcasm being the lowest form of wit. Much more effective to make insinuations about carnal relations with close family relations.

3. Your speech patterns may mandate the dropping of the word "like" every third word, but if you write it down it makes you sound even more of a valley girl than if you were to just drop it into casual conversation.

Heed my words - I pwned Jrzmommy a few months back and she's still smarting.

Thanks 31, I forgot about the old meat curtain shots

thanks tiff. now there's self-conscious ignorance for you. that's brilliant.

I don't understand why she doesn't just stay home. If she has one. If she is so distressed, why is she going to Karaoke??
The pic with her & the Red Bull/cigarrette/Jewish necklace reminds me of something out of American History X.
Where is her mother?!?! And her sister? They used to be publicly supportive of her.
I really wish she'd disappear....

oh yes, jrzmommy and I totally got "pwned" by losers such as shack & tiffin. Ahhh, the youth of today. So idealistic, so ig'nant.
Get lives homeys. And try getting laid, perhaps you won't take yourselves so seriously and find that most people in this world don't really care for you or your imaginary high horses. fucking retards.

# 76 Biatcho - I forgot about pwning you as well. Thanks for reminding me.

By the way - I've heard about you and your second cousin . . .

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i always knew bruce willis and rosie o donnell had a son. i just didnt think it would be that fuckin ugly!!!

Is there such a thing as a Jewish Hari Krishna? Well there might be now!

Red Bull and a smoke...

...I take it she's not breastfeeding, then.

Seriously, it's almost as if she's POSING for US.

Breakfast! At least now she doesn't have to worry about the greasy hair comments. Imagine if she had greasy hair to go with this...oh wow, man!

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@ 78/9 God, you're the most self-important, delusional annoying piece of shit that's ever posted here. And that's sayin' sumthin'.

Schack, Biatcho reached out to you once and then got scared. Don't let it get you down. Most of the people here (Biatcho, sexybitch, jrzmommy, et al.) wear their scaly layers with defensive pride. It's the SuperFish, after all...

#85 Crawl up schack's arse a little bit more, it must be cold in the igloo tonite. Why do you post on a US site if you hate everybody who isn't Canadian?

Ripley!!! Thats an Alien 3 reference for you ppl without any culture...

I think she looks pretty good with a shaved head. She's got balls for doing it that's for sure.

She looks rather um... crazed in that one picture, smiling like a maniac, like she's actually enjoying it.

Pic 4 looks like she's trying to slap herself..

Uh, if any of you have read anything about Britney, you'll recall that she practices Kabbalah, which is a form of Judaism... Which she picked up from Madonna after they kissed for a split second.

I think she should take the veil - you know, become a nun, go to India, help needy children and lepers and poor people. For like 5 years.

Why the fuck is she wearing a Star of David? I hope she kills herself. I think it's likely too...whether it's on purpose or not is still up in the air though, because she's probably not that smart.

Is it weird that I think she looks really pretty in that second picture? Because I do.

ahhahahaah.

first kevin federline, two babies, now bald.
what's next?

LMFAO.

Did anyone else Notice in Two of those pictures he is wearing a ring on her ring finger? Yes the baldness detracts but whats up with the wedding band?

lol, she's having fun now...why the wig? doesn't she want to give her cue-ball some sun?

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