Feb 22 2007Britney Spears beats up helpless cars

YES! She's lost it!

Kevin! Come outside quickly! Brian Urlacher's attacking your car!

Oh. My. God.

Won't help you get the kids, woman.

oooh she's got the devil in her eyes...if she hasd a ring in her nose, she'd look like a damn brahma bull....

Yikes!

#2... freakin' hilarious!!!

lololololololol

Dude... you'd do the same if those f*ckin' sub-human pap-smears were in your face every minute.

She has gone from being pathetic to being certifiably insane. Lock her up!

That's really a photo of Andre Agassi on his back-hand stroke, and the umbrella was Photoshopped to replace a tennis racket?

i think we've found the star of American History X 2

#10... Aha ha ha ha ha!!!

Correct you are!

ok i'm defintely gonna have nightmares tonight

Ahhhh. Had the first post. Now if someone injects BS with a Chinese cocktail this will be the perfect day.

why isn't she in jail??

this wasn't amusing before. now it's just sad.

#2.. On the f'ing floor LOL!!!

I'll bet Disney is REAL proud of her!

Who took the pics? If that had been MY car I wouldn't have been racing for my camera!

Britters, those shorts do you no favors. And since it was about 50-something degrees here last night, only a true nutcase would run around wearing them.

Haha, she IS an escaped mental patient (sort of)...

I wonder if she realized she lost her precious wig in the heat of the moment

It's okay Brit, they have plenty in stock at Party City.

O. M. G.

She is going to lose her kids to K-Fed. She has really lost it. I think it is really sad that she has hit bottom so hard. I keep thinking she can't possibly hit bottom any harder... and she takes another swan dive. Or does she just keep bouncing off of the bottom? The worst of it is the fact that she is making K-Fed look like the good, stable parent. I never thought I would hear myself say those fucking words.

She's attacking the camera leeches who sniff her every fart. She whipped some asswipe's back with that umbrella, as if he were an escaped slave.

Insanity? Hell, no. I want to see more of this.

God help her.

Excellent cross-body form with the umbrella. That is, it appears she's getting her hips right into it. Probably destroyed the umbrella completely.

T-H-X eleven-thirty-eight will be taken into custody at a minimal monetary expenditure. Total operation cost: six thousand credits under budget. Congratulations. Be efficient, be happy.

I was wondering if she has any panties on?

HOLY SHIT.

That bitch is crazy.

It's all over for her. She'll never have a comeback and Kevin Federline will get the kids.

I never thought I'd say it, but I think the kids would be safer with K-Fed. He may be a no-talent, useless waste of skin, but at least he's not a dangerous lunatic.

I have an inkling she is one very strong, strapping lass!

... I love her for doing this.

aww leave her alone

Annnnnnnnnnd...........*ding* Career OVER!

"A week from now we're gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

good grief

of all the available weapons of mass destruction - rocks, tire iron, cement garden gnome - she has to pick an umbrella?

#15: Because she has lots of $$$$$$ and she's a celebrity. She's above the law.

Sigh...and another annoying Spears article is followed by a Lohan article is followed by, you guessed it, a Spears article. Stop talking about these people already!!!! Find other celebrities for us to make fun of and let's just leave these pathetic losers alone and hope that they just go away!!!!

Kudos, Kojak.

#36 She has a deep seated hatred of Mary Poppins, too.

She looks like she could use a drink or a bong hit to chill out.

Yeah just drop out of rehab already. It's not going to help you get your kids back after this. You're a nut-job, go kill yourself.

Whiregold: It's like reading comics. You know what's going to happen in the next issue, but you just gotta read it anyway. Same thing is happening here. Plus, it's just hilarious. But I agree, we need other celebrities going crazy too!

I must say that her teeth are still very white and pretty (witness 1st photo).

I really don't feel like laughing at this because it's just not funny anymore. I actually feel really sorry for her. She looks so freaked out.
I think the paparazzi seriously need to back off and let her sort her problems out in private because these problems are obviously really serious.

I never back this girl up but shit, try to imagine yourself in her shoes.

*Whitegold, sorry.

My typing's about as bad as Britney's temper.

In the top pic, she looks like an angry drunk man taking a piss. She should have just put her head through the window.

Bald..tatoos..three rehabs..more than one child NOT currently in her care..goes mental beating cars in the street outside the house.

Yup, she's officially one of my ex girlfriends.

Look at that first pic. Makes me want to call Hannibal Lecter "Daddy"

Damn, Lesbianesque is LOVIN' these pictures.....skinhead chick gettin' all butchy and manly........

V'ger must exterminate carbon based lifeforms . . . or at least their cars.

I hope there will be a Paris Hilton story soon!

Yes, the pap-smears could back off a little (heh... not a chance in hell), but why does she keep going out and giving them the opportunity?

I maintain that she needs to be somewhere far away from prying eyes, with all her drug accessories close at her side, along with kegs of liquor, a fat, empty diary and some microwaveable foodstuffs. Screw formal rehab. This route has always worked for me.

Only THEN could she begin to work things out.

CLASSIC!

JIZZ, what the fuck is your problem exactly, you cunt. "butchy and manly" ??????????
grow up

When I look at these pics, why do I think of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now?

Give me a break. All you people being here makes those "pap-smears" go out and take pictures. You are a total hypocrite if you're coming here or to any gossip site and then turning around and trashing these guys.

I hope she stays nuts. I'll check her back outta rehab myself.

Jeesh !! Glad that's not my car !!

Britney and Rumer Willis would make a dandy couple!

... a delicious duo.

You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. GRRRRRRR. Britney SMASH!

Silver truck make Britney ANGRY!!!

Bucket-mouthed, self-righteous, celebrity-worshipping, tree-hugging Sasquatches who call themselves Libraesque is my problem.

I didn't know that they are making a sequel to G.I. Jane.

Think back. Think waaaaaay back to pubescent Britney days and that "Hit Me, Baby" tripe.

My GOD. Quite a departure, huh? Who would have ever believed it possible...

Yikes. At this point, I can't even laugh at the girl. She's totally lost it. As talentless and dumb a broad as she is, you always got the sense that her lil' redneck heart was kind of in the right place. She always struck me as that little girl who sang and danced in front of the mirror with her hairbrush, who got totally exploited by the music industry... and just went along with it cause it seemed like her dream was comin' TRUE, Y'ALL!

She's made some horrible choices over the last few years, and has only herself to blame for that. Still, I was always kinda rooting her. Seems like someone who just wasn't bright enough to get as famous as she did at such a young age. When she actually got to make her own mature decisions she had no idea how to, so the media ripped into them, she lost her fans, her sex appeal and apparently, her mind.

She's like a cautionary tale for childhood fame!

Hasn't this freakshow gone far enough? Why isnt she properly strapped down and medicated,only her way to dress should be enough to put her away for life!
Before I thought Kevin was a piece of shit but now he looks lika a saint, and a perfekt father and man in every way, compared to that sad human beeing.
The looks in her eyes makes me think that shes possessed by a demon.

yea, it's not funny anymore.

she's depressed, and to me it's sad.

i hope she gets better just for her health and her kids

Blue Sunshine is a hellavuh drug...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0074226/plotsummary

suburbanlegend- sadly, there are still people who consider themselves fans. Apparently, she could kill a family of 4 and they'd still buy her CD.

celebrity worshipping? how do you figure?
tree-hugging? what? seriously, WHAT?
bucket mouthed? ???????????
Sasquatch? that's original

you're so...........boring

and you're hairy and are in love with Angelina Jolie and her heart of gold. Now back to your pen you dirty smelly thing.

another Walking Tall remake already?

47.. I LOVE IT! hahaha

you're so.....bor-*HOCK*....so buh-*HOCK*...s'bo-ho-*HOCK HOCK*

My impersonation of Lesbianesque gagging on a hairball.

hairy? what the fuck is WRONG with you, what are you, twelve
GROW UP

But yet you come back for more. What's wrong with me? No no no....what's wrong with YOU? What IS wrong with you? Aside from the webbed toes and that ridiculous wall-eye.

She looks, sounds, and acts demented. Her life is a trainwreck. What an ugly whore.

I bet you that K-Fed is somwhere still rolling on the floor with laughter. Payback is a bitch. She should have realised that when she made him wait in front of her house for 45 min and then not letting him in. Ahhhh...sweet Karma

60, LMFAO! So true, so true. I can totally imagne her hulking up and saying that as shes smashing the car!

LMAO Sexxy, the Mary Poppins quote. very good!

With the Superifical being all things Britney and boring I am going to quite enjoy seeing Lesbifats get her fat ass handed to her for the next hour or so.

Proceed...

Ode to a Bicycle Seat.....by Lesbianesque

I get it, you're not really Jizz, you're that FREAK wally they keep talking about

you are so pathetic and disturbed to come on a gossip site and post as other people

so really, the question is what's WRONG with you, loser

Pearls with sweats? She has lost it!
I guess she is attempting to be cute, I mean, she did apply mascara! How long until we are watching her in clown make-up and her white trash relatives are fighting over where to bury her CRA-ZEE ass?

Bwaaaaaahahahahaha! Jesus, someone arrest this bitch already. Her attorney should tie her up personally because she is totally SCREWING their case for custody. Pathetic. Go Team K-Fed!

Now all we need is a photo of Lindsay and Britney duking it out!

my ass handed to me, you're kidding right bitch, cuz some pathetic freak called me hairy
yea, no.
don't start with me Casey, I'm in no mood

that face is CLASSIC.

bro's gone agro. i mean, brit. oops

Is it Jrz or is it not... we'll never know for sure. But either way it'll get a rise out of It!!

Sits back, puts feet up & lights up a fattie. Doh, I said fattie.

#73 *hock* I almost pissed myself laughing at that one... not to get involved but it was just too funny not to respond to.

Ahem. That SUV is CLEARLY silver.

it's really pretty dumb that typekey even allows for trolls.

what is the point of signing up and in if anyone can be anyone?

Y'all....maybe she really does believe that time travel is possible, and she can go back in time and fix her career.
Tom and Katie are loving the fact that the pressure is off of them for a little while.

I think she needs an exorcism... she is scary. She should have kept her claws in Justin Timberlake. Justin must be jumping for joy! Even a low-life scum like K-Fed should be jumping for joy! She has crossed over into serious mental illness territory, I actual feel sorry for her. All that money and she is still a miserable lonely mess. Howard K. Stern is probably looking for a new mate? I would suggest keeping the children away from him.

Oh fats, I feel so... so violated knowing that you're so obsessed with me that you looked up my xanga shit. Oh my gosh, I am ruined. That kind of ruin your underpants are in every time you eat mexican food or read about Angelina Jolie.

But what happens if it's really me and I like to see how worked up you get?

Paging Howard K. Stern...

btw, 89, i agree

did uncle fester lose weight?

Looks like Uncle Fester on a crack binge.

#24: Look, I think those paparazzi are the bottom feeding scum of the universe.

HOWEVER...

Britney is one of those attention whores who tips off the paps whenever she shows up at some LA club sans panties. Hell, when she shaved her head, there were cameras rolling when she could have just done it in the privacy of her own bathroom! You can't pander to them one day and the next be pissed off that they're on your tail. It just doesn't work that way (it's called "not having your cake and eating it too"). And this is why I don't feel all that badly for her (though I think she clearly needs help and I hope she gets it).

That is all.

Moment of Truth.......Is it Jrz or is it JrzTroll...........it's...*drum roll*.....it's.........

REALLY JRZMOMMY HERE TO RUIN YOUR DAY!!!

Oh my god!

If she was at least making a political statement about how cars are contributing to world's pollution, but no... she's just plain crazy.

83 Pearls with sweats? She has lost it!

Pearls? HOney, that's a Prozac choker!

hah! pretty soon she'll be talking like fester. once her psychiatrists see this photo, she'll be on every drug imaginable.

There's a rumor going around that got raped in Miami. Is this true?? That would explain why she went nuts...

She looks like Kane from WWE or an evil Casper the Unfriendly Ghost.

Jrzmommy is the Sioux word for Day Ruiner of Sasquatches. did you know that?

why are the paparazzi bottom-feeding scum? i still don't get it... i'm glad they take these pictures.

look at that face- that face is priceless!

#62- Nah, not GI Jane. I put my money on Tank Girl.

p.s. biatcho- was that comment for me? i don't mind responding to "fats." you just gotta let me know, so that i don't think you're just talking to one of your friends or lamps or "someone" else THAT's hanging around.

#105 I think you're onto something....

Her father was quoted as saying that her issues are "not about what other people think"

My interpretation is that she's not going nuts about her custody battle-its something else making her act out.

Ideas?

bitch, you know what kind of people belong to a BLOG community, and don't blog, or post any pictures of themselves, but pints of beer where an actual photo should be???
fat ugly pathetic alchoholic losers, who have no life, so they have nothing to say, and they're too disgustingly ugly and embarrassed to post a picture.....i.e, you

"I like to drink and make fun of people"

jesus you're pathetic

a mixture of benzodiazapines, seratonin-reuptake inhibitors, mood stabilizers and anti-psychotics

Mind your business, psychoshack. If you knew how to read you would see I was referring to libraesque, you're hardly worth my time. Go finish your term paper and let me know what its like when you finally get a dick inside you.

I heard Britney heard that a certain Birkenstock-wearing "fan" wanted to be the president of her fan club, like that strange little Mexican lady who was Selena's Fan Club's president...and this flipped her out. Just sayin'.

This broad really doesn't want her kids back.
I heard she's looking for a nanny.
Someone "hip", young broad who is willing to see this mental whore naked.

fuuuuuuuuuck, thaaaaat.
I quit.

your last post doesn't say anything about libraesque, but okay...

what's attached to the dick (viz., you) matters a lot more than you think

KFEd to kids: Lokk kids! A falling star! Quick! Make a wish!

Kids: I wish, I wish, I wish my mommy wuz a fish.

You know what they call jealous fat dyke's who can't stand the fact that the pretty people of the world don't like them? Libraesque.

Oh & if you knew what you were doing you would have seen my picture that I used to have up there aholio. Because I am pretty sure the footprints you leave behind are all traceable so i can tell how many times you've looked at my shit. Damn you is one psychotic lardass.

I feel sorry for her, I really do.
She's obviously having a mental breakdown.
It's sad.
I hope she gets help.

I like to drink and make fun of people AND large "mythical" beasts covered in hair.

can i see the picture, biatcho?

i'm just curious

This is going to look great in court. Guess who wins custody of the kids?

Fucking dumb ass bitch.

The bitching back and forth that is going on in here between some useless mother who obviosuly has no time for her kids and well the other (Libraesque) who i am not familiar with is pathetic to say the least. Thinking their so tough using their keyboards.
Why don't you two just meet up and sort it out for real instead of being pathetic, boring, no life retards that are just really annoying everyone else.
Ta ta - fucking idiots :(

i'm pretty and i love dykes. it just means more men and more admirerers for me!

what's not to like about dykes?

119....used to have up there huh???? Did the site demand you take it down cuz it was too hidious?
Yea, and tracker 2.0 says you hit my myspace page 23 times in one day, so.....

How in the hell do you people get into a fight when you're commenting on a photo of a celebrity that's lost her mind?
Just curious.

can i see your picture, libra?

#22-hilarious!

yep. she's officially OFFICIALLY nuts.

Yes, LilPUNK I have no time for my children while they're in school know it all. Go bite a dick, you little punk. If we wanted any shit out of you we'd squeeze your fucking head.

At first I thought it was that bald freaky dude who starred in the original *The Hills Have Eyes*

125, you're kidding right hahahahahahaahhah, you see biatcho CAN'T post a picture of herself because she's obese with a face that ProActiv has been after for years. By being annonymous online she and Jizz and all the rest of them can claim they're skinny and hot. See how easy it is?

I can't imagine a more grusome image ever captured on film than Libraesque. Well, okay, Libraesque, LilPUnk and Brian Peppers having a three-way might be gruesomer. Is grusomer a word?

i thought biatcho was a man

I'm skinny, I just don't see any reason to talk about it. It's like saying I have an aorta. Ever notice how I don't say shit about how gorgeous and skinny and what a perfect ass I have. Because it's not something you walk around thinking about all day. DUH!

123. This is going to look great in court. Guess who wins custody of the kids?

Not necessarily... this is CA, remember?
Jacko still has his kids..

127, because commenting about Britney is at this point beyond redundant
schack, be my guest, everyone else has, I have a myspace page. Go ahead, then come back and tell me I'm a tree-hugging birkenstock wearing bulldyke, cuz that completely evident from my pictures I assure you
Jizz, I thought you said your kids were home schooled......get a life Wally

134. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh, I NEVER said my kids were homeschooled. Um, we want to raise well-adjusted children, not anemic freak shut ins.

@11 & @2 HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

i mean, you look very pretty, but if you want to meet someone who doesn't think in terms of commerce, maybe you shouldn't sell yourself that way?

Hey, is this One flew over the cuckoo's nest ? No...wait...this is Britney Spears...

This is getting sad, poor kids.

i know that sounds idealistic- but think about how beautiful your lovers look, even when that's not "objectively" the case. why put up any picture at all?

141....."sell" myself what way?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. i really hope she keeps this up. i love it. all of it. crazy broad.

i'm going to have to agree with biatcho, whoever s/he is

Libraesque -- Well then go ahead and fight. It's much more entertaining than Britney, that's for damn sure.

Christ! To think this was once one of the most desired women on the planet. Nobody on whatever planet Britters is inhabiting should be allowed within 100 feet of anyones kids, or in fact out on the streets.

I can't believe I'm actually siding with K-Fed in a custody battle. A few months ago I wouldnt have given him custody of the bath towels. But now ...

143.............WTF??????

you've got make-up and lipstick on, and you're trying to look sexy.

there's nothing wrong with that. you are really prett!

i just think it might conflict with your goals to put up a pretty picture of yourself

forget it- i live in a world that never was and never will be, even though, sometimes, it's as if it is

#96
"Paging Howard K. Stern..."

Hahahaha!!lovely!

"I am 5'1", weigh approx 455lbs (460 with water weight gain each month), brown scraggly hair, brown eyes, a zesty personality, hearty appetite for all things greasy & fried and I buy my shoes from The Naturalizer. I am super-obsessed with knowing exactly what everyone on the interweb looks like because I like to know just how many people out there are better looking than me. But I am fine with being butt-ugly because my mother always told me big is beautiful and she's the only one who understands me. Well, my cat does too but only when she's eating my vagina out."

Taken from Libraesque's myspace page.

dude- why don't you strap some bombs on and go hit up a mcdonalds, okay?

Oh dear god, what in the hell are you doing here.

Who knew Kurt Angle and Brittney looked so much alike?

your lord IS heedless of what you do. god is perfect, he don't give a fuck. but if you are a believer, you live his love anyway.

you stupid fuck.

It's only a matter of time before she goes the Anna Nicole rout. Remember how much fun it was to watch her life fall apart? Hell they made a very successful tv show out of it.....

None of this is surprising considering that underneath all of that fame, she is back woods trash from Louisiana with an 8th grade education. She is like a rich Katrina Victim..........

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/affest2.jpg

Seriously, I think Britney is coming down from whatever she's on and she wants to see her kids and she can't. If I couldn't see my kid, I'd go batshit crazy on a car with an umbrella too. As a mother, I feel sorry for her and hope she gets the help she needs.

FISH- get this piece of shit out of here

You see, Timmy? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Britters is totally channeling Pvt. Pyle from Full Metal Jacket in that top picture..
"What is your major malfunction Britney Spears?!"

Maybe we need to get Ronald Lee Ermey in there to scare her straight before she takes off the back of her head with a rifle.

lol thats gotta be the most horrid picture i've ever seen.

p.s. what the hell is goin on in these comments?

Girl gone wild! Literally!

....she killed all the employees and started eating their FECES.

oh.my.god

this cant be real. You know, when this happens to most people they usually are embarrassed and try to hide it.

Are you kidding me? She is having the break down I've been dreaming of for all these celbutards.
Let's hope for a Robert Downey jr. move next!!
Go Britney Go!

The main difference I see between Margot Kidder (Superman), Kristy McNichol (Little Darlings), etc., and Britney is that they went crazy in painful private while Britney gets to suffer with a flock of parasites to record it. Lithium for her, Karma come-back for the parasites.

someone please put her in a flannel shirt and some baggy jeans.. please.

Is that Howie Mandel getting pissed that someone took the deal?

K-FEd,

I would just like to say "Thank you" to you for keeping this bitch under control for two years. We had no idea what you were going through and would like to apologize. You earned your money WAY more than those whores in that documentary "Hookers on the Point"

LAWD A MERCY, WHAT IN GODS NAME is de caraaaazy chile doin' now?? WHAT THE FUCK and WHY? I wanna feel sorry for her I really do, shyt I'd be pissed off if someone took my kid I'd go mental too, but dis LOONATIC is ruinin' it all for herself. WAKE UP BRITNEY, its Probably too late for her but dere's such a ting as damage limitation!

Believable!!!! (notice how I left out the "un")

shes like sigourney weaver in alien 3!

I'd hit it.. with a baseball bat and some wire clippers

HAHAJAAAAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOSH I SAW THAT
AND I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
I AM SERIOUSLY FALLING OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING
THAT IS HILARIOUS

i mean just picture her hitting that vehicle with an umbrella and like her bald head. maybe that's why she shaved it

WTF what an asshole - not Britney the AllahNUT (OK her too)

ITS FUNNY, WHEN HER WIG IS ON, SHE IS DR. JEKYL. AND WHEN THE WIG IS OFF, SHE IS MR. HYDE!!!! DAMN UNCLE FESTER LOOKING SOMEBODY...

that first part of that pic reminds me of that video game I use to play on my NES.

uhh...oh yeah! Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

I can hear the theme right now....do-do-dee-dah..dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-duh-doo-bah-dah-bah-boo!

I don't know what she's worried about, she can totally move it with me.

For some reason, all of this makes me very uncomfortable in the pants.

Look at it this way: She's a little crazy and is at the desparate phase where the sex would be amazing!

Here now. Don't piss on the homeschoolers, jrz. We're the only ones keeping the nation's testing scores afloat.

Plus, we're less likely to get skin cancer and we make great programmers. :)

...AND NOW YOU'RE A ROCK STAR HAHAHA

She should get a ton more tattoos and front for a Swedish black metal band.

I'm totally not impressed,she just lost her temper for a minute.I've seen girls going nuts MUCH worse,with foam at the mouth etc.Although i've to admit these girls were 20 dollar streetwhores.

"Losing her mind", the Esteemed Author says. That was six exits back up the parkway.

test

A Britney Haiku

Long, Green Umbrella
K Fed stays inside with kids
A Clockwork Orange

Didn't take time to read all of the responses, but it seems no one pointed out her face is crooked and she looks like sloth from the goonies:

http://www.theplaza.ca/moview/Pics/Films/1985/Goonies/pic4.jpg

I get get to the damn video - the site is "too busy".

ok, now she looks like a real louisiana girl.

make us proud brit!

would you believe i hit a pregnant horse with my car? hey, don't judge...

she knows what she did.

Did anyone think they'd live to see the day when Britney resembled Rosie? She's friggin worse than Michael Jackson now.

yet another young woman who is going to die before her time. just liek anna everyone in her life is just letting her self destruct. its a shame she pays her families bills yet they dont even care enough about her to get her some damn help. yea yea she dont want help and u cant make her but if everyone showed her soem tough love and those kids were taken until she gets better then i bet shed listen and if not then well hell whens the funeral

some guy on the radio today said she just needs a 'real louisiana man' (not a 'twenty year old boy', but a older 'man') to straighten her out.

seriously?

seriously?

#192 Speaking of Rosie, she wants Britney to come live with her and be "healed".

"britney shaved her hair, out out damn spot/in the movie in my mind, she says yes, help me, and i do/somehow, we both connect -- get through she is saved/somehow so am I ... i want them to come live with us, somehow thinking there is healing here, it worked for me/u can carve out something real there in pretend-ville/real life awaits, as perspective shifts/compassion aids healing."

And by "healing" she means locked in a sound-proof room so Rosie can "connect" with her using big rubber two-headed toys.

I was wondering why that pic of Brit looking wild eyed and clenching her teeth looked familiar...Remember Sandy Cheeks in SpongeBob when she was woken up during hibernation in the episode: "Survival of the Idiots"? That's it!!

Hmm, Britney should have had a baseball bat. As much as I like to rag on these celebs, those papparrazi fucks need to be shot.

Just when you think she can't get any stupider she goes and proves you wrong.

Why does she go out in public repeatedly? Doesn't she realize how famous she is? Did she really think she could assault that guy and that car and not have it photographed? She needs a limo and a bodyguard like years ago.

I think it's time for Britney to just down a whole 60-count bottle of Vicodin and wash it down with her alcoholic beverage of choice. Might as well cut to the chase and save all that time sitting in court and us all this stupid drama.

what i can't understand is how she processed in her brain that beating up a truck would somehow convince K-Fed to let her take the kiddees to McPlayLand.

my mistake... i began on the assumption of her having a process-capable brain at the time.

make it all easier. www.tennisshoetenements.com

160, I hear that!!! I wouldn't let anyone stop me from seeing my kid either. I love the new Briney, she's bad ASS. Never liked her crappy music though....

get the white coats out..

She's not - that - innocent

From trailer trash to badazz. Wow.

Lay off Britney. Think about it. She's 25 years-old, hs 2 baby boys under the age of 3, i going through a bad divorce and she just needs a break. Those photographers deserved that. You go Britney!! It's no wonder she's having a break down, she can't do one damn thing w/out the entire world knowing and judging her for it. Lay off of her. Let her get her life together without making a big deal out of every little thing. You think she's the only person in the world doing shit like this? There's worse things out there. Let her be, give her a fucking break.

God, she looks like a freaking marine. I used to be a HUGE Britney fan, until "Chaotic" came out, now I just want to see her crumble. Good job Brit Brit!

I can imagine this in a Pokemon setting.

BRITNEY attacks CAR with UMBRELLA SLASH!

BRITNEY loses CUSTODY in the attack!

I think she should play Mary Poppins in the remake. Only this time, everytime she lands, she takes her umbrella and pounds the shit out of cars and rednecks.

#61 "Silver truck make Britney ANGRY!!!" lmao...thanks!

jrzmommy - I can't stand it! You are fuckin' hilarious.

she's the bessst

Now THAT'S entertainment!

too damn funny! way to go britney, you are truly a winner... LOL!!!!!!!

I was wondering where Sinead O'Connor had gone. So, like now she hates SUV's instead of the Pope?

160 - Rock on!! As a single mom, I would do whatever it took to get to see my baby (ies) if i ws in tht situation.

163 - Britney's major malfunction is our celebrity obbsessed society (and i include myself in this) who feel it is our God-given right to know every single movement a celebrity makes so we can critize it to make ourselves feel better.

212 - If you find that entertaining, you must have a sad pathetic life.

Get over it everybody. You go Britney!! Kick some paparazzi ass!! The rest of us...don't we have more importnt things to do than sit here comment on this? I know I do. I'm out

OK,I'm over it. Now WTF do I do?

Everytime I see something about Britney these days, I think of the lion wearing jewels in the Arnold Lobel book of fables I read as a kid. "King Lion and the Beetle" was his take on "the bigger they are, the harder they fall." I can't believe how completely she embodies that moral.

She was on the top of the world, in an unprecedented position of pop-stardom, and has fallen to what appears to be a low that could equal her high. It's amazing, and it's almost scary to watch.

I'm only laughing now because it's so uncomfortable to see this, not because it's really funny anymore.

It's everything I ever wished for Brittany come true. Holy shit there is a god.

It was inevitable. I'm only surprised it didn't happen when she was 14.

Next, she'll be doing three shows a night with Michael Jackson in Vegas and living on slim fast and vicodin. Oh wait... never mind.

Lambency (207), ha! That's perfect. Followed by: BRITNEY passes out DRUNK.

I can only imagine the conversation in the car before Britney got out.

Frightened girl driver: "Is that an expensive umbrella, Britney?"

Britney with crazy blank look in her eyes: "$7.63 from Wal-Mart. Full vinyl jacket."

(Paparazzi cameras get closer)

Frightened girl driver: "Guys, please, guys please..."

(Britney snaps, attacks)

In the new Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, they have Heath Ledger playing The Joker, Aaron Eckhardt as Two-Face, and the bald headed, pasty-white umbrella weapon'd Penguin to be played by Britney Spears.

WATCH OUT BATMAN.

Bitch is out of her fucking mind. Shes not gonna get her kids.

You KNOW it's bad when people see K-Fed as a loving, responsible father....

Give 'em to Shar Jackson.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFUCATION
NOT BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

....
CUZ I'M LOOSING MY SIGHT, LOOOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
...LOOSING MY SIGHT, LOOOSING MY MIND
PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME I'M FINE....

I don't know why... i just keep remembering that song lately......i don't know, its just a great song...very catchy

She looks like the banjo playing inbred kid in "Deliverance".

#51 had it right.......pleeeeze, just one Paris Hilton story

...and next time on "When Bald - Headed Bears Attack"...

how is she not in jail yet?

That. Is. AWESOME!

Britney Spears is believed to be brain dead, and she must let the world think that she is brain dead, until she can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within her...

#205 - lay off Britney? Christ on a crutch, I hope you're fucking kidding.
She is where she is because she had a combination of 1) good looks, 2) a very, very pushy mother, 3) being in the right place at the right time, and 4) a hell of a lot more good luck than anyone rightly deserves. There are musicians who are *far* more talented that will never have everything pretty much handed to them on a silver platter like Britney did. Despite having everything she could ever want, she ended up screwing up her own life.

If it would have ended with marrying an idiot who screwed around on the mother of his first kids, or even with the unsafe things she did with Sean, or even the predictable separation, that would have been the end of it. But she just doesn't know when to stop. Showing off her baby factory in public (oops!), partying like there's no tomorrow and ignoring her kids, shaving herself to get rid of the evidence...you'd be living in a fantasy land if you think she's going to be left alone.

So many "celebrities" want the money and the adoration, but they can't hack the dark side of celebrity: the constant critique of everything you do in public. Why, oh why can't I be rich and famous and adored and have every whim catered to, but have all you little people just stop bothering me when I'm tired of you? It's time these spoiled brats like Britney learn that the world isn't God's gift to them.

Didn't read all this crap, but all I can say is top pic is pure Rod Serling.

Living in America ...Ah - Ah...

(As James Brown would say)

Pass me a green umbrella Brit !

(I've got Home Depot ads on this site now - they really ripped me off on my roof)
'Maybe just read the Joanna Krupa ads ': Binky's Consumer Reports.
(Even if you're in Canada you have to complain to HQ in Atlanta - total hassle and you'll never be satisfied. Was Ripped off - over 10 grand over estimate etc)

This is so fucking great! It just keeps getting better and better every night this trainwreck goes out on the town. This is going to culminate real soon and real messy you can bet! Either an OD w/choking on her own puke, or slashed wrists in a warm bath.

C'mon Brit, my celeb deadpool pot is up to $1000 and counting!!!!

(Skip this unless doing roofing)
#233...Charged $600 for an advertised 'Free estimate'.
"That wasn't a roof estimate.
That was a roof evaluation"
Ummmmm...All I wanted was the estimate..."
Home Depot : You can do it.
We can Screw you.
Atlanta eventually refunded the false advertising $600 - and within 48 hours the contractor found $2800 more work that had to be done - or else the integrity of the roof couldn't be guaranteed.
Pass me the green umbrella Brit...
(Sorry - I suppose this could be considered off topic)

Typical trailer trash. Gotta have a nut loose to feel sorry for her.

( Oh other than that - Home Depot is Gr8)
(UMMMMM...when's Lowe's up here ?)

No Offense Home Depot.
I'm sure this will be a great site to advertise on...
Well. Ok. If this guy doesn't toss my comments - maybe a bit of a 'fixer-upper'

And if the accountant says the roof is worth more than the house - I'll tell him I have Quicken so - 'Bugger off'!
I'm clickin' all the orange ads at this place ! (And I'm willing to bet Krupa shaves)

Brit should just start fuckin with the paparazzi. Buy herself a camera and take pics of the paps taking pics of her. Then she can sell the pics back to the photographers for top dollar. Of course she could always go apeshit on em with a green umbrella too. Oh, wait...

#11

I dont think so...... even white people do not want anything to do with her.......

Confirms everything I've thought about this nitwit.

Can you imagine if her kids saw her doing this? They'd be traumatized for life. Its bad enough they were dealt the worst of the human gene pool.

.... oh, and I hope that photographer sues her for assault and vandalism.

#232- could not have said it better myself.

She loves attention but when things are not going right, she gets all upset that she is being scrutinized.

I wonder how much the photographers got paid for that shot?

#246 Britney, please step away from the keyboard. (Though I'm impressed you can type.)

As for people blaming the paparazzi, it's a part of the job. Doctors deal with insane work hours, police contend with bullets, fireman have to battle death on a daily basis and celebrities have to deal with the media. Fame and glory come with a price and that happens to be having money hungry photographers shoving cameras up your cooch. Don't like it, switch careers. (And there are other places in the country besides LaLa Land. If she was really interested in getting away from it all, she could pull a Demi and move to some quiet mountain town.)

#246 sorry dude - but I think your posting pretty much qualifies you to enter rehab along with Baldi.

#248 i agree with you. Also if she didn't want the attention, she would have shaved her head at home instead of making a whole -very public= show of it. Why would she attack the same media just a day later?

she is crazy

Holy flying crap. I quit these celebrity gossip sites. I can't justify putting food on the tables of these assholes (the paparazzi) no matter how indirectly.

'We're concerned about you,' my ass. It's one thing when it's criticizing what somebody is wearing. It's quite another witnessing somebody's very real breakdown.

And, no, I've never been a Britney fan.

same thing happened to mariah carey with glitter (bad career move) and her having a metal breakdown and throwing plates at people (crazy moment). britney's bald (bad career move) and she smacked some cars around (crazy moment). she'll calm down, make 'the emancipation of brit-brit' and be back on top in no time. and then possibly get fat like mc too...people still love her too much, it's the sad truth (or they wouldn't have given a damn that she married k-fed to begin with). this is why i'm enjoying all this while i still can.

@254 that's mental breakdown, but i doubt anybody's up to reading anymore comments on this thread after scrolling through genius'...

I'll have to check my calendar but it sure feels like Christmas. This is awesome.

OMG - K-fed is teh good one... Britney is the evil one... Next, dogs will lie with cats.... The world has truly gone mad...

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0223spearsdrugs.html

Hey, fish.. Time for a new Britney thread... May I suggest.... ^^^^^^^^^^

I think she looks like Boy George with her head shaved!

theye is no dark side...

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

Wow. She's just making me want to watch more of her life falling apart! This is what happens when you take Brit's Coke away!

There is no excuse for either Britney or the paps for this behavior. Its a given that celebs will be photographed wherever and whenever.So girlfriend needs to learn to show some tact and keep her head high instead of walking outta the house looking like attack of the 80s and frequenting public spots every night. There are many other celebs more famous than she who are hounded but they don't let the paps get to them. They don't do stupid shit in front of cameras. Sometimes I just wanna smack this girl.

i wouldve got out and got directly into her ass...dunb ass hoe

www.carpemundus.com - firestarters

Man that dude scares the shit out of me - what happened to Fred Durst - he really let himself go.

PMSL at 259!

Buzzney looks demon possessed, now we know where SP got his "devil stare" from.

Is it just me or does she look good in those shorts?

1. these assholes deserve deserve it.
2. K-Fed lives in San Pornando Valley???

Private snowball!

Bitch looks like a Charlie Manson follower...

Is this Uncle Festers girlfriend Dementia? (It means insanity). This whole thing is like watching a moth go into the fire. Losing everything publicly has never been so entertaining. No movie please.

If she channels some of this insanity and anger into her music and comes out on stage all bald-headed barefoot and pissed-off I might even go see a Britney Spears concert.

Give Britney some chewing-gum and tell her to grab her crotch a few times.Maybe she could be a great left-handed baseballplayer.New career opportunity?

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise women at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good women, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild women who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave women, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my sister, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

She looks seriously possessed in the first one. Hmm...another Excorcist remake anyone? I've been wanting Britney to get back in the acting business. JUST KIDDING! What the hell is wrong with this chick? I'm sick of her. Why doesn't she just dissapear? That would be super with two thumbs up and a happy smile, thanks.

261--God, I HOPE it's just you.

WTF? why did she shave her head? wow this biatch lost it big time! it all over for her now...

I have never really given two shits about Britney, but what the fuck. When she was a blonde, hot, popular, rich, and just like every other pop star out there she had appeal. But at the same time she had crazy haters because she was becoming a played out talent declining stupid bimbo shit. Her fame brought her into the public eye on such a pedastel, that when she finally began this decline-the world could witness it. And it's such a shock cause it's not what we knew her for before...but what the hell people we all know a crazy bitch like Britney, with a sad ass story, and most of everybody has a drug-or is on drugs. But no one can see it. What if our lives were broadcasted suddenly for the world to see...I think most people would die under pressure and I won't be surprised if Britney never recovers.

ha ha...loving this...kfed is actually looking like the responsible one

Looking stoopet