Feb 7 2007Britney Spears gets her thong pulled

skid marks!!

I had to do a triple-take before I even recognized that as Britney.

I hope the wedgie didn't cause her any (more) brain damage.

Has the damn woman even heard of shampoo? She used to bathe herself, right? I distinctly remember seeing pictures of her where her hair was washed and brushed and her make-up didn't make her look mentally challenged.

you can take the hoe out of the trailer park,
but you can't take the trailer park outta the hoe

ew EWW!! don't touch that!!

why is this happening? And why does she seem oblivious? So many questions left un-answered.

great - now somebody's going to sell authentic britney cheeto-marbled dingleberries on ebay.

Thats how she looks at a club.. a place which most people pretty-up for.. imagine her at home.. also looks like its taking her a while to register the atomic wedg, the culprit has quite an established hold on the zebra ass-flossers..

After Britney making babies throw up and grown men cry from seeing so many thong shots and letting the poo-tang hang out, her reps finally forced her to hire somebody to fix her thong. Too bad they gave in and let her do the hiring. And too bad she's so dumb that she hired somebody to pull the thong UP instead of sticking it back in because she truly believes everyone still wants a glance at that lovely thong and her cha-cha.

yeah, i guess i should at least be happy that she's wearing undies. all is right with the world. :)

This picture is too much for words. And I mean WAY TOO MUCH.

Dude... They aren't pulling her G-string.... They are tucking her vestigial tail back in....

"I'm a Slob 4 U."

She's smoking a cigarette in every picture I've seen of her lately. Repulsive.
If your looks are your career (such as in her case), take care of yourself or you're going to crash and burn.

Jeez, what a fucking train wreck this dumb hillbilly has become. Her fucking rugrats will begin therapy before the reach pre-school! Maybe K-Fed is the lesser of the two evils and should be given custody, eh?

Be fair. You don't know that's a stranger. It could be a friend pulling her thong, and that's way, way classier.

I'm sorry but if someone was touching my ass like this 'stranger' is doing, I would turn around and slap the shit out of them! And what's the 'Princess of Pop' do? She just stares ahead like some bitch with a lobotomy.

Wait, she's had a lobotomy, right?

I'm sorry but if someone was touching my ass like this 'stranger' is doing, I would turn around and slap the shit out of them! And what's the 'Princess of Pop' do? She just stares ahead like some bitch with a lobotomy.

Wait, she's had a lobotomy, right?

Ewwwwwwww, dude's gonna need Kaboom to get the Britney ass fudge off his hand.

This fat trailer park trash slut should be fucked with a chainsaw to destroy that stinking pussy. Why the fuck couldnt this dumb slkut keep her legs shut??? Instead she spewed out some ugly sprogs with that Federline loser.

Jayzus god, she looks like my horny 48 year old spinster aunt.

Nasty, nasty, fuckin' nasty.

Speaking of chainsaws, if that were my hand, I'd do an immediate self amputation a la Evil Dead 2 to stop the spread of flesh eating disease.

I forgot to mention that she's a fat cum bucket.

Ok Ok. I admit it.
I was looking for my watch down there.

Sign those spawn of hers up for a liftime of therapy. In a few years time their buddies will be showing them the bare cooched, fat assed, cig smokin', greasy haired, poor excuse of a piece of trash they will be forced to call mom.....

Actually, one of Britney's female lovers is pulling her thong. Instead of going into a room, they're just going to have sex right there. I mean, Britney surely doesn't mind because she likes lesbian orgies... or so I heard.

can someone please tell her to TAKE A SHOWER!!!

she looks disgusting

That seems to be a lollipop she's holding, and that, the glazed look, and the sweaty nightclub scene all say "I'm on ecstasy and I don't care whose hand is crawling into my ass-crack".

I mean, based on what I've heard in movies, and at local police anti-drug demonstrations.

That is soooo thong... I MEAN.. wrong.

Re 24
My apologies for anyone who was attempting dinner during reading. Your brainwaves are obviously too 'visual related.'

You know what makes it all classier?

That big red pimple she's got on the side of her back.....yeah...

you should know, i love brit, but maybe, just maybe, this person was attempting to pull her panties over her head. sort of like a throw back to classic cartoons.

Actually, she looks totally wasted on E and it looks like her assistant is unrolling her thong and getting it straightened out. B is so tore down she can't even fix her own shit.

britney, please get an excorcism and come back! Cardinal Ximenez is available. Cheap.

if you bother to look you will see its a female's hand. maybe her friend was fixin it somehow? i dunno

#20...what is up with you and your rather violent hatred of women?? i mean, i'm disgusted by britney and the rest of these classy ladies as much as the next bored-as-hell stay-at-home-mom, but jeezus christ dude...do you need to talk about it??

Britney Spears died a few years ago. This new pod person in her place is not worthy of this constant attention.

Wasn't it like just four years ago that Brit and Madge were sucking mouth at the Grammys? And wasn't she one of the most desirable pieces of ass in the world?

WTF happened? To me it looks like she's in some deep psycosis. SHe has millions of Dollars and yet she looks like a bag lady. Her hair doesn't just look filthy, look close and it looks like it's falling out.

The biggest tip-off? I can't remember when anyone wrote that they would hit that.

they've invented a new sport! when you get bored at the farm, instead of cow tipping, just pull the Britney's thong and see if she notices.
moooooooooooo!

i'd hit it

no but really, everytime i see a picture of this woman she's smokin a cig, her hair isn't washed, her clothes are either dirty or too small, and if she's ever wearing makeup, it looks like it was applied last week.

i guess being married to k-fed left her with no self respect. it would be really sad if it wasn't so funny.

she looks like a walking Truth commercial

Yeah you'd hit it.. and then scream in horror as your junk fell off..

You guys have it all wrong. The hands are actually just admiring the material.

"This is beatiful. What is this, velvet?"

Another reason to follow the only under 30 rule.
But with these ones like Brit, under 25 isn't even safe.

Damn spouting puppies yunger and yunger. It's a cellulite wasteland.

HEY stranger out there! Can someone pls help me with my thongs??

"I MEAN PULL IT UP!!!"

its dropping!! cant u see it idiot??

I wonder if anyone asked if they could smell those fingers afterwards???? I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14
That's not a cigarette, it's a lollipop. Every picture I've seen of her lately is of her looking fat, unwashed, styled by a blind man, and sucking a lollipop... because I guess someone told her sugars are a Good way to lose weight, what an idiot.

yeah, that is a lollipop.

The nails on the hand grabbing the thong make me think its a woman... but THOSE HANDS...

its either a dude who gets a manicure.. or a bull dyke.

It was a slow night.

The two kids who brought us this pic thought, "I'll pull, and you take the shot," and, so they did.

Then they went home.

No biggie; just a quick pull on a fat, stupid boozehound's ass.

If you look closely, it's her right hand, not someone elses. She's itching/pulling it down/pulling it up....whatever, she's adjusting herself.

Still, just as gross if you ask me, but a bit less sketch.

God, Ms. Spears has so much class it's leaking out her fucking ears. She is SO elegant and poised nowadays, she makes the Queen of England look like a fucking Jerry Springer guest.

Bless her heart!

I kind of do feel sorry for her. BS's life has gone to shit and she flushed pretty much any chance of a real comeback down the toilette. I am sure her family is discusted by her and I bet that little sister would piss on her for blowing any chance of being able to get a career of her own. How the mighty have fallen. I can't blame her for completly giving the hell up. Shit, after I got injured in Afganistan... I lost the ability to see out of my left eye and now have gotten over 80 lbs overweight and smoke like a chimney. I am trying to fix myself, but it's hard work and I feel dead on my feet. Sometimes you just wish you could die.

Why are there 3 BS stories on here today? Are there no other celebrities we can mock?

It was just a good samaritan who was sick of seeing Brit's ass crack, so (s)he became a hero and did the deed.

To bad that person has to cut off his/her hand, though.

Who cares about the hands on her thong? Someone needed to fix that mess. I wonder how they got that damn twisted up anyhow?

All I want to say is PLEASE Wash your Greasy Mop! The bitch has gotta stink.

Her hair is gorgeous, and she's looking fit as ever...

Britney slob on my knob like corn on the cob. Time to make a porn to revive the career Britney Spears

If you'd show me a picture of brit as she is now three years ago I would just have laughed . Now it would make me cry . Please Brit, get a stylist and WHATEVER he says !

Am I the only one who thinks that's her own hand?

it's like nobody's afraid of diseases anymore....there's some e. coli up in there!

It can't be her own left hand, so unless she has 2 right hands it's someone else. Try it for yourself, reach your left hand around your back and position your hand how it's shown. Can't be done.

This is totally a pic of someone buying Britney merchandise in the Hicksville Museum of Skank.

"Say, whatdja think, Vern? Shall I git one of these Grab N Fart doorbell statues for the trailer? Ant Dolores would jest love it."

I liked her better when she was nursing her kids and not her hangovers. And fat chicks in thongs get waist welts.

#60, you're pretty much on your own with that one considering there are two hands adjusting the thong.

Maybe Britney took one from J. Lo's book & hired someone to be in her entorage to just fix her underwear. That person just doesn't get paid enough a) because who knows what you're going to come across down there b) 75% of the time, this ho isn't wearing any underwearc) when you hand out your business card, you have to withstand the humiliation of people seeing your title of "Britney's Wedgie Picker"

"Thong Pull" being the name of my band, I am going to have to ask this thread be ceased and desisted.

"Thong Pull" being the name of my band, I am going to have to ask this thread be ceased and desisted.

It is just K-Fed looking for her wallet.

I love the look on her face. it's like "do I feel something or is that just gas?" I'm sure her vag is so huge and fat covered it has become desensitized.

#51
If that's her own hand then her thumb is on the wrong side of her hand. Plus, if you look closely theres another thumb on the other side of the panties from the actual person whos holding them. That person has both hands in the same potion of her thong.

The thing that worries me is she doesn't seem to notice or care. Its like people pulling on her thong in public is an everyday occurence.

I feel sorry for the soldier who got wounded.

If I was rich and knew where you were I would buy you something. Sorry :(

Look everybody, a fat girl convention.

yeah, for 53, my heart goes out. Maybe Britney should find herself a real man, who can straighten her selfish self pitying ass out, and not by tweeking her thong. She needs to find a reason to live outside herself and get a clue that her vast wealth will destroy her (and make her the undesirable prey for leaches like K-Fed) unless she puts some positive energy out into the world. Without this positive commitment what's happening now is that her ugly insides are coming out -- like a south park imploding jabba the hut.

I just feel so, so sorry for her anymore. It really must suck to be Britney.

It must suck even worse to be whoever touches her thong.

"Smackage", I concur.

I took a closer look and it is two hands... maybe her thong tag was hanging out?
And Britney can't have THAT, I mean, that's like, so cheap and tacky!

Aside from that, maybe it's all shadows and lights, but every time I look at her I see a dirt smudge on her upper lip like a twelve-year old boy might have. Anyone else noticing what seems to be a major league 'stache lately?

She looks like she should be hanging out at Walmart on a Saturday night with a buggy full of pampers and charmin.

i love how her thong is all twisted around like if it were a living being, it would be trying to suffocate itself....i think i actually heard a cry for help come out of her crack. well, atleast she didn't keep the tags on. eww. imagine being the target/wal-mart/flea market cashier having to handle that fiasco. ugh.

Hey Brittney,

That thong sticking out of your pants, that you thought looked so cute when you put your outfit together at 10pm.....looks fucking pig-sloppy at 2am you Lumbering, sloppy, piece of crap.

WTF?

Girl is really screwed

Didn't read all comments, so if this is reiterating what someone already said, sorry, but help me, jebus, I wouldn't get near Britney's thong even if I was wearing a haz-mat suit and carrying a 10- or 20-foot pole. I hope whoever that is washed his/her hands thoroughly afterwards.

Pull your goddam pants up, Britney, or go up a size, or something. She really does look like a heifer in that picture. A sweaty heifer. Nobody wants to see that shit. She has no pride left whatsoever. The only person who should be more embarrassed now is that Adler idiot (or maybe Mischa should be more embarrassed). It's so taxing, keeping up with all the pseudo-celebrity embarrassment. We should have a color-coded system or something.

WTF? She's wearing panties??

To my knowledge, there's no surgery that will reduce the size of her neck to downplay the "corn-fed linebacker" look she has these days. Of course, I suppose she can always have jaw implants.

this is no dance club- it's the homeless dancing around a trash can fire.

Brit now looks like this girl we all made fun of back in my high school.

She lived in a trailer and came into school everyday smelling like piss...

What a fucking shame, she used to be so hot.

Brit now looks like this chic that we all made fun of back in my high school. She lived a trailer and came to school smelling like piss.

Such a fucking shame, Brit used to be so hot.

Brit now looks like this girl we all made fun of back in my high school.

She lived in a trailer and came into school everyday smelling like piss...

What a fucking shame, she used to be so hot.

Eek.

bwahahahah.
i bet the hands of the person who pulled her thong smell rank.

It's official ... not one defender of Brit on this post. Even the most loyal and hardcore Brit fans has seen this pic and said "What the fuck were we thinking?"

Her website probably has had a positive comment on it in a week.

There are still die hard fans out there - but there really is no point defending her actions.
She's got a lollipop not a cigarette - as some people have already said, which is kinda a good sign cos she started sucking lollipops the first time she gave up smoking, like whenever she had a craving one she'd suck a lollipop.
And yeah - not a very classy look and you cant defend someone pulling your thong like that, but in defense of some of the picture where shes just dressed down or 'slobby,' when you think about it, from the age of 16 and prob even younger, she's been told how to act, what to wear, what to do. So shes had a bit of a rebellious period, and done some silly things, but I dont blame her for slobbing it up a bit. Her new album is gonna be amazing, shes gonna be at the top of the charts again, and for the next few years she'll be touring, being told what to do and wear all over again.
Im a fan, so I clearly support her, and I get why people feel the way they do about her, she has given ample reasons to be ridiculed in recent times, shes hardly released anything in three years, but she does have fans, and alot of them, you only have to view her fan sites or managers myspace to see that, and they're all want her to come back, and when her albums done she will - and then we'll start seeing the sexy britney we all know and love back again!!

I read further up people think she's got no chance of a comeback. I think they've actually underestemated her fans. If you go to any fan site you'll see she has litterally millions of die hard fans world wide, who haven't had any new material from her in year, and they're dying for some new Britney!!
Her manager isn't stupid he made her into the superstar she was, and he's not gonna try a comeback with her looking like shit, shes gonna look hot again, shes gonna dance just as well as all her backing singers again, and Im pretty sure she's gonna be at the top again. Im not just saying this cos Im a fan, if you read the sites that arent actually pulling her apart, shes actually busy recording alot of the time, or in dance studios, shes working with top people in the music industry, making shit loads of music, and only the best of that is gonna get put onto her album.
But yeah - in recent and past events I can see why you'd wanna laugh at her.
Anyway, because Im sure you'll all rip me anyway for posting something saying I still love Britney no matter how much of a dirty bitch she appears to be, but like I said, even tho Im a fan you can help but have a laugh at her expense sometimes but, I think the media are taking it a bit to far at times especially when she's with her kids, they should give her some space!

meh - im tired
It should have said years
and backing dancers not singers
I know y'all like to get bitchy about people's spelling and grammar if they say something that goes againsnt what everyone else was saying, but its late so sorry for the above mistakes and prob more - and I wasnt saying anyones views were wrong they're all valid, I was just expressing mine, so dont feel the need to pull everything ive said apart ;o)

She's wearing jeans from Express. That's not a terrible store but I don't think millionares shop there too often. Looks like someone has spent too much money on "lollipops"

She looks like a fucking land slug. Jesus. Someone shoot that beast before it charges someone. A dumb, oily, pimple faced land beast. With kids.

Alex, I'll take "things I wouldn't fuck even while intoxicated" for $ 1000 please.

She has people to guard her,drive her,clean for her,keep track of her money,etc. Why not have people to adjust her underwear?

Pull my finger - THONG STYLE!

She's a fat cunt.

Also she's trailer trash.

the person who's "pulling" it is trying to fix the fact that it's all twisted up because she clearly is showing her thong on purpose so people take pictures and know she wears underwear now

Britney is straight up white trash, like the girls I see at the clubs with their big floppy braless boobs hanging out of their stretched out tanks, their muffin tops pouring out the top of their too-small-for-my-big-ass jeans with their thongs hanging out, dancing on the poles when no one really wants to see that crap. You can't feel sorry for people like Britney, they don't even take pride in themselves...they don't try to do better. They suck at life, and always will. #74, it takes a real woman to find a real man. She's just gonna end up with the same kind of guys because she doesn't have any respect for herself. It doesn't take a man to fix her life anyway, this is all her.

what a fat ugly whore!!! why is she even famous, she is ugly, has no class, and can't even keep her legs shut...oh and she can't sing!!!

ha ha....i would totally do that if i was there!

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