Britney Spears flashes her thong

....ew.

ahahah

LOL

It's not a lollipop- she's putting on lip gloss...sorry to ruin your fantasy ;)

She was putting on hooker red lip gloss, look at her left hand in the first pic

lip gloss not lollipop. either way it looks like she is trying to eat it.

Child's play! Let's see some vulva.

I think I would have preferred ending the week on Justin Timberlame. An overhyped video from an overhyped album by an overhyped artists beats the exposed thong of the fallen pop princess. Let's just hope for Justin's sake that THAT doesn't comes around back again!

Nice hat Brit!

Yea, that's for sure lip gloss...not like that makes her any less dumb.

HAHAHAHA! Love it superfish! too funny.

I'm beginning to like Britney.
She doesn't put on any 'airs' anyway.
Now that she has her panties on, she doesn't seem to care what people think. As long as her kids are fine - I think that's called growth.

Jesus, this is two thong flashes in how many days? Why do we have to look at fabric that's been smothered between your ass cheeks, Britney? Why are you doing this to us? Not to mention your scarred up gash and your questionable taste in hats. I'm willing to give you whatever you want.......just please, please start covering yourself up. I mean it, Britney.... What's it going to take? Do you need to get pregnant again? Do we need to set up a blind date between you and K-Fed (say what you will, but she covered her cooter when they were together). You have our attention, we hear your desperate cries, what is it going to take to make you stop this?

Nice hat, nice job applying/eating lip gloss. HONK, HONK, "Britney, the short bus is here for you!!" Now I know where she met k-fed. Word! I rides the short bus G!

Brit, what about an eating disorder? Have you seen how much attention Nicole has received from hers? What about a sex tape? I hear that nice Dustin Diamond boy is available. How about a new hotel to play with like Nikki? Or you could open up a day care. Imagine the baby-dropping possibilities, Britney. A whole fresh batch of unbent babies for you to mangle. Have you considered suicide? That bitch, Anna Nicole, is getting attention that could be YOURS. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm really, really tired of looking at your nether region's Britney and also, I wish you would die.

Re #12:
But then again...

Britney looks and acts like she's retarded, and she's photographed with fat spilling out of her clothes. it all reminds me of Anna, during her later years, and i am in mourning once again.

FashionPundit is coming...

Is that a "j" in a heart on her glove? Subliminal message to Justin, perhaps?

Well, at least she looks like she may have showered recently. There's some progress. Now if only we could convince her to wear clothes that cover up not only the naughty bits, but the undergarments that cover them. Well, folks let's be happy she is at least wearing some kind of underwear. Could be worse...much worse. *shudder*

wow they make adult-size (err, i mean whale-size) barbie clothes?

That looks like the same thong from the February 7th post. Which basically means she hasn't changed her thong in 2 or 3 days! I wonder when she finally take it off if it takes some skin with it because her nasty crotch has perma-glued it on to her ass crack!

That sound is me gagging my ass off!

I'm so tired of this: haven't we already seen this this week? And hasn't she done all of this crap already? Let's move on from her, shall we?

The MANnequin in the window with the pearl necklace and flapper hairdo is hotter than this turd of a tard.

Wow, that headline is on par with "Sun Rises, Sets". What else is new?

If you've ever wondered what you'd get if you crossed Drew Barrymore with Juliette Lewis in that movie where she played the retarded little sister, then dressed It in Ski Slut Barbie's wardrobe ... here you have it, folks.

Is this Bitch retarded ? Has she regressed to the age of 11 ? where she can't pull her pants up over her flat ass ?
And, what the fuck is she wearing ? Giranimals ?
Looks like she's headed for the little yellow bus...
No talent trailer park tramp.
Too bad she din't bite it. I hope she and Paris end up in a compromising position, when Britney's kids decide to experiment with Meth, and blow the fucking house up...

Can I assume that she's waiting in line at the Methadone clinic? How can someone fall so far so fast?

Why does she even bother putting on lipgloss, it's like. . . well I can't think of a non-offensive way to put it if you know what I mean. She's a lost cause.

ok...i'm pissed off. if i had half as much money as her, I'd be the best dressed motherfucker in the United States. this bitch decides to wear Animal from the muppets on her head and around her neck, and an ugly ass jacket to [almost] match, and then thinks brown boots set it off just right...she reminds me of what my 7 year old little sister would look like when my mom let her do her thing and pick her own outfit. except my sister made sure her thong wasn't showing.

You are a little late this with story!!! Get with it, please! These pictures are all over the net and on tv...and have been there for at least 2 days. Lame!

Britney's retarded trailer trash, with an eating disorder, who's on Methadone, and rides the short bus. I wouldn't tap that with Wally's pole.

This is not Anna Nicole's thong? Why are we not talking about Anna Nicole? I'm seriously confused...

fuck. i have that underwear.

its from victorias secret. i think it was $18.

# 19 im pretty sure the J stands for her son jayden

THAT IS A CHEAP NASTY SLUT WHO HAS MORE DISEASES THAN AFRICA AND ASIA COMBINED. FUCKING FAT WHORE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS SHUT, INSTEAD SHE OPENED THAT SHIT UP AND PRODUCED A COUPLE OF UGLY SPROGS. FUCKING CUM BUCKET SLUT.

Pink-tastic!

Wow. This is like ... so interesting.

22--Yep, that's the exact same thong. So either Mister Fish is lagging behind again, or Brit has had the same undies on for 3 days. Neither is a shock anymore. =/

God Bless you Fish for not playing or displaying Justin Timberlame.

Gross. What, is she "Buffalo Jane" from "Screaming of the Children"? Is her ass so fat that it has contorted her thong? Or did she sew that nasty thing together from the flesh of all the small children she has eaten to become the hoagly blimp she is currently? On second thought, givern her track record as a parent, maybe she ate her own children, and that is how she is able to spend such a RIDICULOUSLY EXCESSIVE amount of time out on the town partying instead of at home being a, what do they call those things these days? OH YEAH!, a "Parental Unit"?

That thong is from Victoria's Secret (I work there). They're part of the "Sexy Little Things" line and are three for $25. :-D

She is redneck white trash, and just following in the footsteps of white trashdom...

Key talents include:

* Making babies, being barefoot and pregnant

* Taking lots of drugs (even when pregnant)

* Wearing revealing clothes while being fat and nasty, and having no idea that people are looking at them because they are fat and nasty

That hat makes better news than yet more flashing of Brits underwear.

What a nausiating sloppy pig she is. Nice thong, what is this....1998?

i hope to all things holy that this picture and the picture of her flashing thong from the other day are actually of the same day....make sense?? 'cos if i'm not mistaken thats the same exact underwear in both occasions....and we all know brit's not the domestic type - so i doubt she did her laundry in this span of time....did i say eww yet?? EWWWWWWWWWWW you dirty girl....i think i just threw up a lil.

WTH does she not even both to untwist her thong on the side when she pulls them up? Both recent pics were all twisted on the side. That's just not right.

Good grief... the girl is applying lip gloss and stepping up into a vehicle. Low-rise pants will pull down when you have to stretch like that.

God, find something worth making fun of for once. A thong? Really? All the millions of people in low-rise jeans that accidentally flash the top of their thong when squatting down or climbing into a vehicle? And this is the best you've got?

why does she look so old? Isn't she like 23?

Is anyone else very sad for Britney? She clearly was robbed of a real child hood by becoming an entertainer (all be it a mouseketeer entertainer)at a young age and having to try and simulate innocence through clothes and make-up.

It is very clear to me from the way she has been dressing and acting that she is like a 15 year old girl with an unlimited clothing and partying budget. I feel bad, not just for her but also for her babies who will no doubt be taking care of Britney for the rest of their lives...

I do have a solution though: In true Hollywood style Britney's agent hires (Dame) Judy Dench to come in and act as Britney's matronly, but sassy older aunt who must teach her to embrace her responsibilities and grow the hell up.

What do y'all think...I could see it being a real growth opportunity for the entire Spears family...

did i kill the comments...my bad...het and sweater do look like granimals matched them up...

Nice pink furry coat, dipshit.

1. I'm pretty sure the "J" is for Juicy Couture

2. Those are the same jeans she was wearing in the other picture

3. Doesn't she own a belt??

Amazing, she manages to lower the bar yet AGAIN, I stand in awe of her crapulocity

Does she dress herself, or does she actually pay someone to dress her up like that?! More money than sense! I'm sure the thong slip was an accident... if your clothes don't fit, you aren't gonna be able to hide the undies all the time.

Besides, I think that's the only tasteful (Other than that tasty lipgloss) thing that she's wearing!

yoo. this girl is pathetic. nowi dont believe its a mistake, now i know shes just looking for attention. i was muchhh happier with the nude pics of pete wentz. whoa, those pics made me excited lolll jk. but they were hottttt :D

Yuck, she's been flashing the same thong for a week now. I don't wanna think about it.

MAN ASS

The bodyguard must be so tired of this dumb whore.If i was her bodyguard i would grab her thong,lift her up and throw her in the van!

She's nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival...
nuttier than squarral poop...
She's so ugly her mother sat her in the corner and fed her with a slingshot...
Nahsuh, don't thank I ever seen anythang as ugly before...
NEXT...

#31 but you would tap Wally's pole, correct?? The REAL RichPort is gay gay gay. I hope you aren't some Poser. I only like the REAL (wink, wink) RichPort.

If you want to look at someone beautiful and HOT - see CarpeMundus.com

Oh my fucking god WHO CARES? Is that really something to post about, Britney ugly Spear's thong is showing? Come on who wants to see her ugly fat ass anyway.

anna nicole is actually alive and chilling with me on a beach nigga i got ya bitch spittin up in the pacific smokin spliffs in the shade name that rapper oh yep JAY Z HOOOVVVVVVV

(throws up roc)

Ha ha.

Say, I have a question that has nothing to do with anything but was hoping that someone might actually be able to help me answer it. In Star Wars - Episode 1 during the pod racing scene, that little sea horse looking mean thing says, "You're banner fodder!" to Anakin right before the pod race. I just happen to see it and was wondering if anyone knows what that means.

I'm sorry to cut in on the conversation...but I'm dying to know.

BTW, this is my first time on. I have laughed and laughed at some of the stuff you people say. I love it!

Oh and Britney is such a freaking disappointment. She used to be so hot. I'm a female (in case the name didn't give it away) a straight one at that and she blew me away when she did that MTV awards show where she stripped into the nude, sequen (spelling?) outfit. Damn she was hot! I remember thinking OK I want my ass to be like that. She had the world by the tale, could have had any man she wanted and now look at her no hair washing, ugly pussy showing, fat, washed up self. And you know her ass stinks...has to. She's just a huge disappointment to me. But she could come back, she has it in her. She's just completely lost it. I'm pulling for her though. Come on Britney, wake the fuck up!

And Jessica Simpson, she's another one. She is such a natural beauty and she's fucking it all up with the lip injections, weight gain and stupid shit that she does. Jessica please! Just be yourself. It's hotness with a capital H. Dumb ass!!!!

Well Marlynn, you sure do have alot to say.

#65, that's "Bantha fodder" - as in food for Banthas (the elephant looking things the Sand People use for transportation)

RE: #19- More wit and wisdom form the perpetal fuck tard, pookiedoo. Hello, dipshit, have you never heard of Juicy? Oh, that's right, I guess they don't have Juicy at the fucking thrift shops and dumpstors where you get your clothes. Dumbshit

no, really, her outfit doesnt match at all. and i feel like she's missing a poodle for some reason

I wonder how many pink beavers had to be slaughtered to make her coat.

RPLTC, like a dingleberry loves Uranus.

Okay, people....take pity on the rookie.....

Would someone PLEASE tell me what RPLTC stands for?????????

I'm certain that it is a valuable insult and I'd like to hurl it with the best of you!

That's "Rich Port Likes the Cock" It's richport's troll trying, and failing, to be funny. The snarkiest people on this site are RichPort and Jzrmommy, oh and pOnk, it he ever shows up

woohoo. once again, I killed the comments. I.AM.THE.MAN.

#68 - Sorry about that. It was late, I was bored and I think I might have been the only person on. BTW - How did you post that under my name? I swear I didn't write that. WEIRD!

#69 - Yes, that's it! Thank you. My poor little brain can finally rest.

BTW - I don't wear thongs because I think they are unsanitary...butthole, crotch, butthole, crotch. You see where I'm going with that? Anyway, talk about unsanitary...Britney's must be - OH OK I'll stop there and spare you the horrific visual. I'm sure you get what I'm saying.

GO HOTPANTS!

No attempt at humor, this is an educational message :

RichPort LOVES The Cock, like a dog loves a bone, like Bush hates the Constitution, like Tom Cruise, ... jrzmommy is RichPort's very talkative beard, and ponk is just some overall-wearing, Jimi Page wannabe , white trash bibletard, who's dumb enough to post photos of his kids on the Internet.

Chairman is probably a pseudonymn for someone in RichPort's Pussy Posse, and if I may take the liberty of correcting his post, it's "condescending, infantile and humorless", not "snarkiest".

RPLTC, con mucho entusiasmo!

A daily haiku :

Dog barking at rain
the complaint of a tin roof.
RichPort the cock loves.

You are so funny RichPort. I bet you have a really high I.Q. Seriously...Don't you?

OOOO!!! OOOOO!!! Can I try?

Imitation is
Flattery, obsession is
Riding RichPort's cock.

Wow, that is fun! Get you own handle you boring bitch.

I like you RichPort. Stupid people are such a bore.

#79, #80, #82 are the FAKE RICHPORT. the real RichPort is funny and rules the thread. Wally the troll is gay and obsessed with RichPort so he signs in as RichPort. For the record, I have never been on Wally's pole.

why isn't anyone concerned by the zipper in this thong and its general rattiness? Perhaps the pusse acide has done its dirty work?

wtver, quit swingin' from RichPorts balls. i've seen better pictures of ass on my cell phone after walking thru the mall on a tuesday morning. professional ass.

Did Geraldo Rivera free the patients at Greystone pyschiatric hospital again? How can you tell who is the real "RichPort"? By smell?

This is sad...here we have a poor little rich girl unravelling right before our very eyes. I have a daughter who is Brit's age and I remember when Brit first made it big all my daughter's friends were jealous of her fame, her money, her talent and her looks. Now those same girls are successful as nurses, teachers, bankers~ hell there's even an architect in the batch. Most of them have become wives and mothers and I am willing to bet every single one of them wouldn't want to be Britney Spears now if their lives depended on it.
Time is a great equalizer isn't it?

at least she has underpants (sic) on!

Thanks for the "edukashun", RichPort.

Now, does someone want to tell me what RPLTC really stands for?

Sad thought - I used to go to church and sing in the choir on Sundays. Now, I beg for the answers to obscene anacronyms.

#90 Um, not only that, you are now commenting on gossip web blogs. You officially hit the bottom of the barrel! Welcome! lol

I can hear things that usually only dogs can hear.

I think Brit looks fantastic in these pic's. Her eyes are clear and focussed, unlike so many other celeb's who either have that dull, glazed over look or they wear dark glasses indoors to hide it. And the fact that she's doing her make-up while walking, thus making her appear a bit "short bus-esque" shows that she just don't give a fuck about what people think. She's awesome. And I love the curves that the extra pounds give her. Forget all the Disney Channel and O.C. wannabees. Britney is my goddess!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY FAT PIECE OF TRAILER TURD WHO COULDNT KEEP HER NASTY LEGS SHUT. BITCH SPEWED OUT SOME SPROGS.

87. Excellent idea, the "real" RichPort reeks of day-old-semen, or so I've heard.

does anyone else ever notice she wears those SAME jeans everywhere? go check out her recent pics... skanky

At least she looks like she's been bathed and groomed. Sort of. But you KNOW she still smells like an ashtray...DAMN, how did she get so gross? My prediction is that she will go the way of poor Anna Nicole before long.

#94 YOU are a sprog. You believe yourself to be above your minimum wage job and hate all those who actually had something to contribute to the world, even if it was for only 15 minutes. You are as sexy as a warm glass of water with a hair in it and wonder why women (and men) avoid you like the plague. At her worst, Britney was able to attract Issac, you would have trouble attracting flies. Misogynists that further need to mentally masterbate by attacking children with filthy words are beneath contempt and all pray for you to lose internet access in that leper's colony you call an apartment.

Number 98.........YOU are the fucking nasty shit. You actually have nothing to contribute this stinking society. I am not on a minimum wage. Infact what I was on you would not earn that in your life time since you believine in lying on your back and producing sprogs like the nasty whore cum buket you are.

SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Haiku:
like the vein bulging
at WiseMan's pent-up jugular
so does Wally bulge for RichPort

Wow! I really suck at Haiku. Guess I'll have to take up another hobby. So sue me.

Grammies ? Ok. Brit - maybe next year.
Well even though the Dixie Chicks won a few Grammies I still have a few problems down there (in case you were wondering)
(It's too bad a lot of the crowd seemed a bit scared to applaud the girls)
Take Iran off the table.
Partition the place.
Secure the borders.
Wait till they run out of ammo.
Well I suppose I'm off topic - so... phone your Senator. ;-)
Then again this is just an entertainment gossip site...

i'd still hit it, but only if the kids were watching.

Good God ! The Dixie Chicks are winning awards down there ??
Can they even be heard in the US of A ?
Ok - I'll shut up.

(And, by the way, I'm not anti-American, but how come we always get Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears - and not Norah Jones or Ani DiFranco ?)

Hey, Binky... I'm guessing that since we are "down there", you must be "up there" in Canada. Eh?

If you were any kind of discriminating observer of culture, you would see that Americans are fascinated with self-destructive celebrity behavior. We enjoy building people up out of talentless obscurity, then tearing them down just as quickly.

You don't need to say that you're "not anti-American". We don't care if you are or not.

Don't pull any punches, because we Americans certainly don't.

And if you Americans don't know who these 'Dixie Chicks' are - drive north -
{ie leave the 'Land of the Free','Home of the Brave' etc. for a while) - head to Canada and turn on the radio.
(Of course their best stuff is rehashed Fleetwood Mack - but it's ok )

Didn't read Gleensleeves before my last comment.
I guess it's too late to make it right. But I'm not sure what it is you think I should...
Self destructive celebrity behavior ?
How about self destructive national behavior ?
That's the problem.
Forget ? I'm not sure I could.

- and then the chorus for those of you who have been banned from hearing the song

I should have spelled it out for you, Binky:

In 20 years, Norah and Ani will have received their lifetime achievement awards having had long and successful careers, inspiring a whole new generation of young artists. Jessica and Britney, on the other hand, will be simply sad footnotes in pop culture, cautionary tales for the younger generation.

Why did all this pique my interest in the first place? Because after hanging my head with shame over the presidential election and the predicament that our country has gotten into over the last several years, I began to nuture a slow burn of resentment that has turned into a white-hot intolerance for every half-wit that opens their cakehole to criticize American culture. By condemning us all for the actions of a few and homogenizing us all into a consolidated stereotype, you reveal what a small, prehistoric pea-brain of an intellect you have. I can't believe that you've actually gotten me to stoop to argue with you. Here is a constructive suggestion: if you don't like us and the bi-products of American culture . . . . then don't listen to it, don't buy it, don't wear it, don't read it, don't watch it, and definitely don't log on to it!!! You can take your pathetic facade of self-righteous, impotent, didactic, superiority complex and FUCK OFF.

So remember way back when she posted something on her website in response to the crotch shots "thank heaven for victoria's secrets new underwear" or something along those lines? Yeah the underwear in the pic are totally from Victoria's Secret's Sexy Little Things line. I work there, I know ;) They're super cute, I have the blue ones with light green lace/dots. Mine were clearanced for 2.99, but hers are still full price--probably $14-$16, but you can get them for 3 for $25.

It's sad that I know this...

I am getting a little tired of these Britney Spears stories. This isn't juicy gossip. We already know that she doesn't have much (if any) class, so none of this is surprising.

she is so Disgusting ! She is gaining her weight back ! The IRS should take all her money away and deport her to Bolivia.

This is just getting wierd. Another weekend spent by some discussing RichPort instead of the gossip at hand or the mendacity of their own lives? This shit is just starting to get scary.

#87 - For the record, you can usually tell what I write because it lacks self-deprecation or homoerotic fantasies, up to and including juvenile anacronyms and idiotic web links espousing the troll's inherent homosexuality. The only thing that smells of old semen on me is my dick the morning after a night of sex.

Oh yeah, Britney is officially a whore. I won $1000 in Vegas by calling the exact time and date of her slutdom. Competition was fierce. Thanks to everyone here for the help.

(Wow - #110 doesn't seem to like my rants much. )

I hate country music radio stations. I am therefore glad the Dixie Chicks won big. And I can't even pick one of their songs out of a line up.

Britney Spears is for sucks, Yeah!!!

jeeeeeeeeez we are still on this stinky thong?

yuck

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
I cross the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

[insert trumpet solo here]

She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

I love how people are saying it's a Victoria's Secret thong like that makes it less gross.

Thanks Britney. I work at Victoria's Secret and that's wear those panties are from.

Now everytime I see them or have to straighten them at the end of the day, it makes me sick.

Especially b/c she's been wearing the same thong and boots for a week. Trash.

Re:110 Well I don't usually comment on comments, but now that my guest is out of the way and no one reads these old ones anyway.
- I think you must be new here
- "a white-hot intolerance for every half-wit that opens their cakehole to criticize American culture" I think you might on the wrong site.
This site tends to point out the insanity of Entertainment culture. Maybe give it a glance.
- I'm not sure how your consumerism tips fit in with the 'freedom of speech' thing.
- I have American relatives and friends. I know its not a homogenized blob. Satire and irony don't always spell this out. Everyone tends to get trashed on this site. Try not to worry about it or take everything too literally. Read the disclaimer.
- Canadians are being killed in Afghanistan so if some semi-political comments here interfere with your CD burning party - so be it. Maybe skip them.
- Comments here tend to be funny. If you keep 'contributing' to this site maybe try to work in a Knock Knock joke or something. Or try to work in a song like #108.
- But in conclusion I must agree. This 'Binky' character is a bit of an asshole.

That's not a thong. It's like .. I don't know what that is.

god, she's just so disgusting right now i'd rather have rosie odonnel flash her thong!