Feb 12 2007Britney Spears dresses like a whore, pukes

That's just snatch leakage.

Somebody get her to a hospital, pronto! Apparently, she can't get those boots off of her fat, swollen feet and needs to have them surgically removed. She been wearing them for weeks!
Trying hard not to imagine the unbearable stench when they finally come off.

wait, that's puke? I thought it was yellow/green jizz from all the alien sex she's been having.

What else can we say about this degenerate?

I see that she has now taken to hangin' out with flaming faggots.

So, cleaning up her act is going well.

Britney has decided to drink herself to death.
After watching the Grammys, she realized that she isn't talented enough to become even a back up dancer (oh, the irony)for any one of the performers showcased last night. She should go out like Cobain, via shot gun, but she will likely choose to go via pils and alcohol.
Farewell, Britney.

wait, I thought that was just green/yellow jizz from all the alien sex she's been having. No, that's an insult to the aliens.

I told her not to try to deepthroat me.

you think she looked at it and said "corn?" I dont remeber eatin no corn!!

God, even the guy next to her is more ladylike than she is!

lets hear it for Mom Of The Year!!!!

The lesbian cowgirl rides again!

So what the hell did she do? One big initial chunkblow and then run around in a little circle doing horklettes?

The guy sitting next to her looks just like my husband.

Can you imagine how her sons are gonna feel when they see their train wreck of a mom and can really understand what's going on?

And, dear god, what if she's pregnant again???? She needs to have her ovaries removed, pronto. This woman should not be allowed to reproduce again, ever.

Look, you would throw up too after drinking all night and then doing big fat gagger line of coke on the ride home. Jeeeesh.

#10, lol!! I almost spit iced tea all over my 'puter screen :)

What dumbass is taking this broad's picture?

You would think the camera's would just leap out of the pap's hands and run for cover!?!

Mmmmmm......ham!

Maybe she was dizzy frim riding the rotating circular bed with that pussy Isac?

Pic #5 dialog:
See girl next time they grab you by the throat and then try to gag you with 'it" you just breath through your nose and voila no vomit. Now let's go try this again.

No not that's not the pearl necklace I mean...geezs...country ho's don't know nuthin!

SHE IS SO FUCKING NASTY.....SHE NEEDS TO SEROIUSLY FIND A TALL BUILDING AND JUMP. FOR HER KIDS SAKE AND ALL OF MAN KIND. SHE IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: THE RISE & FALL OF BRITNEY WHITE TRASH SPEARS.

No amount of detailing and deodorizing is gonna make that vehicle right again....Yuck

I didn't even notice at first, but what is with that guy's boots in the first picture. I don't care if you're gay or not, those are not acceptable. Jesus!

A serious new low for the paparazzi. Photographing celeb puke . . . jesus. Will they be breaking into the sewers next?

Maybe that's a night of fun for Brit -- try and make geometric shapes with her puke.

So, how the hell do you puke in a perfect circle? Someone please explain...this woman is a train wreck (as I said in an early post), but she PUKES in neat little circles.

I need a drink.

#14...is your husband a queer who wears fringy boots and waxes his brows? because if so, yeah, he does look like the guy in the first picture.

and who the hell are those anorexic looking skanks brit is with? she fits in.

well, let me just say if my husband was a flaming faggot from Texas it would look like him.

When did Dennis Rodman get a nose job?

Look at the last photo. Britney and the woman walking next to her -- with her hand to her throat -- are trading tips on deep throating. With someone else, that might be a tantalizing thought, but the only thing that should be stuffed in Britney's mouth is an apple.

Look at the last photo. Britney and the woman walking next to her -- with her hand to her throat -- are trading tips on deep throating. With someone else, that might be a tantalizing thought, but the only thing that should be stuffed in Britney's mouth is an apple.

To clarify, I married my husband only after he completed the intensive therapy program that Reverend Ted Haggard just went through.

SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE'S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSE KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE'S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSER KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

PLEASE --- I will pay you to stop posting photos of this whore. Where do I send the check?

SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE'S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSER KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

#26 ask Maynard Keenan.

I see oversized 14 year olds done up just like that hanging around the Hot Topic in the outlet mall here. All she needs a chainmail slave bracelet. You know the things that wrap around the wrist and finger and cover the back of the hand? That's what all the tubby goth girls in crushed velvet wear when they fantasize about being vampires.

Nice mommy tummy thunderthighs.

Notice in Pic#4 that Brit is eyeing that girl like a dog looks at that steak you just dropped "FRESH MEAT!!!!!". Either that or a vampire.

Nice to see she's trying the Wonderbra angle to lure some drunken stud muffin to plant yet another spawn of Satan.

And just how does one puke in perfect circle?

#26 Ask Maynard Keenan

It's not puke, it obviously came out of her ass. First the explosive burst out of the o-ring, followed by a waterfall of chunky dribbles (and tears). We've all been there.

Those girls with her are strippers. Obviously Britney is moonlighting for some extra cash. It was her first night on the job and she threw up because she was nervous.

GOD I MISS YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS!!!!
You people, put this tramp on a pedestal, just knock her ass off with a dildo, and some coke !
Or, better yet, tell her that Paris wants to suck her pussy again, maybe that will make her gag to death on her own vomit, instead of leaving it for her children to play in...

For the 100th time: Who is watching her kids????????

her vag must smell like new orleans in the summertime.

GOD, I MISS THE YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS !!!!
You pepole put this trashy bitch, up on a pedestal, and now you want to knock her off ?
Just tell her to run into traffic...
Or, tell her that Paris Hilton really hates her, then maybe she'll kill herself!

#26 Ask Maynard Keenan

yes, she looks like a chubby nightmare, but apparantly she's at a whore party because look at what those other skanks are wearing! compared to them, she's pretty well covered up, don't you think?

oh yeah, and britney, you should really hit the gym. liposuction and tummy tucks can only do so much, babe.

oh yeah, and COCAINE. can't forget about the added help from mr. cocaine.

Britney Spears is a waste of space,time and air...
She should just curl up somewhere and die !!!

She has more money than God, why can't she PLEASE hire a decent stylist? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Jesus, thanks for the barf picture... next time, give us an opt-out, please. Britney herself looking like 10 miles of bad road, I can take, but Britney's barf is just too much. Damn. Glad I ate already (or am I?).

Is this supposed to be Britney without Paris Hilton's evil influence? WTF would Britney be doing without Paris? Blowjobs in the men's room for $5 apiece? All you people who think Britney deserves to get out and party while she's still young, despite having two young kids at home (although they probably are better off without her influence), what you got to say now? Has Britney finally whored it up enough? I think so. And it's not like she was a Sunday school teacher before she got married. She has technically been married twice now. And she's only in her twenties.

You forgot to mention that she is sitting with what looks like the second NBA player to come out of the closet this week.

More horrifying than the red dress or the puke has to be that "necklace made out of diamond-like stones but resembling a necktie". Even for white trash, that's tacky unless you are a sophmore in high school and on the Pep! squad.

And I'm assuming they are diamond-like stones and not real diamonds. It would be a shame if those Africans exploited by DeBeers died for such a tacky accessory.

Just kidding...I'd never marry a tarbaby. I want a comfortable couch, a really good cable TV package, and a husband with a job. If you have the first 2, the last one has to be white.

you know, britney spears is only $10 million and 3 bottles of poeroxide away from becoming full-on white trailer trash!
~N@ughty

By the boots that blag next to Brit is proudly wearing he must've been an extra in Last of the Mohicans. I believe his name was Gagsoncock, loyal friend to Chingachgook.

Hey, she's not the skankiest girl there.

Hey, she's not the skankiest girl there.

"How do you puke in a perfect cirle?"

It's not really perfect, but the answer is by puking on something round-ish and then removing the item. Could've been a little removable carpet, a handbag...or someone's hand, again.

How sad is it that Brit's the homeliest gal in the joint? As for the upchuck, it's a shade of putrescent green because she ate the gonorreah out of those two spic commandos.

Well, what in the world makes her so wonderful that she gets invited to these parties? What's wrong with me, huh? Am I lower than puke? Look, just because I 'allegedly' tried to sneak into the party through the grease trap does not make me a stalker. Well, technically it does but I'm really a nice person. I would just take pictures then paste them all over the wall and make collages with their little eyes cut out. And, I could send poems about my bowel movements to all of them by nailing them to their front doors. Hey! Sound like a party! Whoops, gotta go, sirens!

I am so tired of hearing about this stupid ugly whore wow she threw up, wow her thong was showing, wow she farted WHO the FUCK cares?! This site mid as well be called
thebritneyficial.com! geez

Sadly KFed made her look better than this.

Insurance might as well total that car. They will never get the smell out. You just know that she pissed her pants when she puked!

How did she puke in a perfect circle like that?

Notice how she looks much better in the mirror reflection than from the front? This mess is fixable. I would love nothing more than to give her some tips.

I would start by telling her to go back to blonde, lose some weight, or at least cover the weight she's got with some elegant clothes, nothing shiny or flashy or see-through or red or bright pink and to never ever ever tie her hair up on top of her head like a little fountain ever again.

But if she'd just start wearing clothing two sizes bigger and cut a little fringe and swept it over her huge heart-shaped forehead, that'd be a start.

Oh, and kill the eyeliner underneath the eyes. I just want to swab that crap away with a Q-tip. It accentuates the wrong curves of your eyes, dearest. It makes you look dragged down and, er...less sexy (and we're already into negative numbers here, babes).

Looking back at young Britney and Christina, I would never have guessed Britney would become the skanky one and Christina would become a semi-classy lady-thing. The Celebville Scriptwriter is a genius. Can't wait for the next installment where Nicole Richie steals Jordan away from Christina, Christina gets ANS sized boobs to win him back, Britney stabs Justin because he doesn't want her or her unsmiling kids, and Justin proposes to Scarlett with his last breath...And Kevin Earl Federline walks away wealthy, happy and kinda famous for nothing.

*gets the popcorn*

She looks squishy.

These must be the pictures of her new job...I see she's gonna work in a mixed whorehouse.That puke must because it's her first time...(cough)

These must be the pictures of her new job...I see she's gonna work in a mixed whorehouse.That puke must be there because it's her first time...(cough)

I'm guessing she does an Anna Nichole in the next few months.

@4 - That's no faggot ... it's danielle.

@55 - you are a wise woman.

(70)Thank you very much dear troll.

That's the positive thing about typekey.

in real life she's probably not fat at all.

you take anyone who's fat enough to be above starvation BMI, put them in a shiny sock-dress, and they will like fat in pictures.

take a normal girl, and she'll look, well...

In that first pic, what is she holding in her arm? a bucket of chicken?

And the pic with the girl with her hand on her throat... why is the guy behind Clitney holding a flashlight???

schack - take a look at those thighs of hers and then re-think your post....

SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE'S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSER KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

alright. she's PLUMP

i'm a 6. i often feel pretty fat, but when my boyfriend, who is not terribly huge, starts putting his hands on me, my whole perception of proportion changes. i feel smallish, all of a sudden. i realize, without having a completely fixed idea, that i am actually quite slim. but i invariably look so much fatter in pictures.

If somebody broke into her SUV and filled a vial with her vomit, how much would it go for on eBay?

wise man-

that tirade sounds like the kind of thing shitney would say!

if you shit with your ass in the air, it's all just gonna cascade down your body like lava

You assfucks have graduated from photoshopped labia to celebrity vomit.

Go look in the mirror and say "hell yeah we did".

and you've graduated to pointing out the obvious to a bunch of assfucks.

hell yeah!

Who is the queer bag sitting next to her?? Looks like a Village People wannabe...

If that black dude was straight,she would have opened her massive thighs and he would be slamming her against the mirror.

What a fat cow!! MOOOOOOO.

While being slammed i'll bet she's still having a cigarette between her fingers.

Those are sweet boots...from the 2007 Captain Jack Sparrow collection.

To be able to slam her,the guy gotta have something what turns him on.They should change boots before the slamming.

Normally I would join u all in dissing britney but when all is said and done she seems real unhappy, yah, just brainstorming. I think yall should give her a break, i mean there are so many posts about the chick, gawd, doesn't this get a lil fatiguing. Are you all so well absorbed with brit that you can find no other time consuming celebs to wail on???!!! I'm gonna go bathe my cat now...c even i can find other things to do with my time, do the same!!!

That's hilarious.
look at her eye ballin' teh vagina...jesus.
Who's the gay with the Eskimo boots?

First!! Oh, sorry Im d-r-u-n-k. One question, where is Brit going with those 'models'?

why don't you just put your cat in the dishwasher and come rag on britney with us?

that reminds me...corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast...

...yummmm!!!...

@94

Breakfast sounds good!!

Give me your email addy and I'll send you some pictures!!

You are a man right??

I like men!!

But don't tell Todd, please, it was hard to get him back after the parrot incident!!

ptprez, seriously, what's your email addy??

You will love seeing my asshole, I spread eagle for you!!

BGLTC!!

I really need help people!!

Someone talk to me!!

Give me an email addy and I'll send pictures!!

When I turn my computer off, everyone goes away!!

BGLTC

You know with all that excess fat, her pubic mound fatpad must be like home plate.

I really need to get a new pet!!

I can't decide which one I would rather fuck, a new dog, or a new cat??

I think I'll go with the cat!!

When I tell people that I HAVE had pussy before, it will only be considered a white lie!!

Have you ever seen my penis??

It's a little pink, I like it medium rare, just like I like my buttholes!!

Anyone interested??

Give me an email addy and I'll send pictures!!

BGLTC!!

HollyJ

Do you have a brother??

I love cock!!

Give me his number!!

HollyJ what's your email addy?

I want to show you the wierdest thing!!

A little cock with no balls!!

It spits Pepto Bismal!!

BGLTC!!

I really need help people!!

Someone talk to me!!

Give me an email addy and I'll send pictures!!

When I turn my computer off, everyone goes away!!

BGLTC!!

Fish - even if Britney gets worse than this, it is time to quit beating up on her. There is something seriously wrong with her. She can not even process what she sees in a mirror. I am all for the good play-fight but I don't believe in kicking a person when they're down. Leave her alone. There are bigger Fish to fry.....

Now that ride smells like old pussy AND puke - NIIICCCCCEEEEE!!!

New story for you Fish dude!! I had a threesome with Anna Nicole and Brian Greens mother!! It was Hot, HOt, HOT!!

Anyone got Brit on their Celebrity Death List for this year? I say she goes out sort of the way River Phoenix did a few years back. Overdosed on the filthy sidewalk in front of some trendy nightclub, or like Bon Scott the original frontman of AC/DC did. (Acute Alcohol Poisoning)

What the fuck is wrong with that girl?

#103 you are not even funny Wally how sad

Hey Brian Green! Send me your pix!
storks67757@mypacks.net

WHAT THE FUCK, those boots again!!!

who told her brown matches with everything?? she pisses me off.

Britney doesn't see what a mess she is in the mirror coz she's too busy being a slut bag. That broad has no manners, it's classy. Even if she's mentally unstable, why aren't her parents busting out an intervention on her ass? coz it ain't that bad...yet.

Anna Nicole #2?
I hope so.

"britney, here's that korn song you asked for...britney?"

What is she thinking?? That dress doesn't even fit at all!

Her boots are disgusting... she's probably STILL wearing that exact Victoria's Secret Polka Dotted Panty.

The necklace doesnt match either.. and dont even get me started with her hair and makeup! SHE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE IN PERFECT CIRCLES! :(

GROSS!!!!!

The model on the top step in the last photo doesn't have what I would call thighs . . . .

they're more like bare femurs with the skin pulled over like pantyhose.

Dear, wtfiswrongwithppl -

I LOVE your handle. I ask myself that about 10 times a day. It doesn't matter that it's rhetorical, we just can't help asking.

that second to last pic is proof that she's a lez.

Look at those thighs? Guess she's getting ready to make the long trip back to that trailer park in Louisiana where guys think a cunt like her is class.

And where the fuck are her kids? What a stupid irresponsible bitch!

This is just awful.

Pic #1 looks like she is fishing out a cheeto that dropped in between her boobs.

That dress is at least 4 sizes too small, probably more. Thank God the first photo was taken in profile; imagine how much vag or dirty panty she is flashing in the front?

113 ~ Thanks I thought it was appropriate. Unlike Britney Spears in any situation.

I'm sure she isn't that big in real life, she just needs to wear clothes that fit, regardless of the "size" on them. I have lost my faith in "sizes" and just wear what fits right.

That photo of her skank self makes ME want to puke.

can she please move to bahrain with michael jackson and start wearing a burqa? pleeeease?

Talk about ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag...

It's no puke or leaking snatch, it is actually cum that leaked from her ass after being fucked by that faggot looking tanned guy in the first picture

I guess this proves the old saying: the bigger they are, they harder they fall. I knew she was a porker, but DAG YO.

The Rhinestone necktie is just awesome.

Hers legs are too fat for that dress
She looks like a cheap prostitute. She is a worthless mother and a horrible person.

ugh.
#115

please.
most of us in louisiana think of her with strong contempt.

although, she does make our politicians and our public school system seem pretty classy by comparison.

and remember, lately the guys who've thought of her as 'classy' enough to 'make love' to her...
they ain't been from louisiana.

may sha, the cajun men, dey might be ignant sometimes, and dey might eat some strange tings dere... and yes, dey even eat dem mudbugs.

but britney? no siree. even cajun men don't waste time to try and redeem that.

#129

I knew there was still intelligent life in the bayous. It's just that Brit takes up all the bandwidth these days, ya know? Anyway, hold the phone and tell Queen Ida and her Bon Tons to get ready. I'm coming and I like it hot 'n spicy, nasty 'n shitty.

Fuck Britney. Louisiana doesn't need her or her double-wide.

#55 is a racist

Yeah #131.

#55 obviously doesn't like people of color. The moderator should trash #55 bitch quick. The cunt probably can't get enough dick so she moans about her cable TV instead. She's another example of shit-white trailer trash, just like Britney.

Unless un-fucked whore #55 was being ironic...but I doubt it. She probably hasn't a clue regarding irony.

#132 if you have ever been to this site long enough you would now #55 is not jrzmommy, it's her troll. So get a clue, and next time you get all pissy about racial comments don't use shit like "shit white trailer trash" in retort because your inner racist comes out.
And just because you're black doesn't make it OK cuntwipe.

who the fuck is that guy in the cowboy boots?

terrifying.

She looks as lost as a dear in headlights. Someone shoot her please.

Deer. D E E R. Not dear. Thats when you like someone. Deer is the big furry thing that people shoot at. Spelling, ppl. Its not that hard.

@ 132 (re; #55) - who actually DOES ?

Funny that you cry about #55 not liking "people of color" (racist) ... yet you then go off on a racial rant. You are a hypocritical sack of monkey shit.

Thank you Biatcho. Where ya been?

131 & 132--I'm gonna let you two slide this time because you don't seem familiar with the troll activity. So I'll explain it for ya....just this once because I am a merciful and forgiving shrew........there's a dude or two on here who get a kick out of signing in under someone else's name and posting comments that are plain old fucking stupid. They think it's funny, but it isn't because everyone, except new people like you guys, knows the deal and we've all come to expect it....it's pretty much just a way of life here.

so there you have it...don't call me a cunt again or there will be an anti-personnel device in your very near future.
Yours truly--jrzmommy

PS--Even DanYELL knows what's real Jrzmommy comments and what isn't.

SUPERFISH have you gone the way of Perez and are now protecting Paris Hilton??? She is the one that is most fun to ridicule, so get to work and get some dirt.

Yo mommy, what up! Contrary to LesbiFat's ego, that is also the size of her fat ass mind you, I was not banned from here. I went on a much needed vacation with husband. I don't think he would have appreciated me logging onto the Superficial on our vacation considering he makes fun of me on a daily basis for even logging on here while I am at work. Glqad to be beack & well rested, ready to kick some dicks in!

Sounds like a good time, biatcho. Unfortunately, nothing seems to have changed around here. SOME people......I won't mention any names..........need a vacation really really really really really really bad.

I love Britney.
I really, really do.
With all my heart and soul.
I play all her music EVERY day, and dance to it, buck naked while thrusting cucumbers up my bum.
True Story.

Hey krisdylee, jrz & biatcho- What it be like??

Remember how hot Britney was way beack when? Think of that video "I'm a Slave for U"- I don't get it? What has happened to this crazy bitch? It boggles the mind.

Hey, Baby!
I think Britney dropped some bad acid and then entered the downward spiral of post partum depression coupled with chronic redneckeoperosis.

"redneckeoperosis" It seems to have taken over Hollywood!!

#138 - jizzmonkey, sure thing, it's not that you posted some racist shit and now you're backtracking. It's magical trolls who sometimes type for you. You sure about that? Maybe it's Santa. How about the Easter Bunny? Did he have any input?

Oh yeah, almost forgot: CUNT.

Damn, she is so fugly now. Her skull reminds me of the corpse on "Alien Autopsy." Nasty. God must be punishing all these whore celebs for dimenting all our young girls. Jessica Simpson & Hillary Duff all looks disgusting now, with Shitney leading the pack.

Listen, asscrack, if I'm going to post something that is racist, homophobic, antisemetic, antichristian, antiasshole or anti anyfuckingthing else, it'll at least be funny. You're a fucking moron.

She needs to join "Hairclub for Men" to fix her receding hairline, or at least spray the sides of her forehead with that fake hair aerosol. Then she'll be hot again...

Guys you are obviously being too hard on her. No Offence but you're talking about how Britney looks and yet you completely forget the 2 chicks with her. Have you seen their outfits? They are hardly wearing more than a tissue! At least she has a dress on to cover her tummy. Also, by looking at the girls next to her, it seems like it was a party meant to dress like that. Come on all of you halloween sluts... don't tell me you haven't went Hooters style once in awhile. QUIT PICKING ON THE POOR WOMAN. It's you assholes that are driving her to drinking anyhow... Rock On Britney...

#147

Someone had posted the code to enable users to sign in under other poster's names. It's been going on for sometime and one day, if you're very lucky, it can happen to you. So don't be a jackass and just roll with it.

#150 hahaha! Funny as shit! Although I doubt the fake hair spray will make her hot again Darling.

Also, have you guys every been in the entertainment world? Ever? Even for 5 minutes? You have thousands upon thousands of cameras in your face on a daily basis trying to find you making a mistake so they can blow it up in the papers. Britney isn't as bad as you people think she is... but it's the pictures that make her look awful. That's the whole point of it, to try to put a bad sticker on her forehead. Hell... she grew up in the music business... and compared to Michael Jackson... I'd like to say Britney has the upper hand.

Oh, and I also almost forgot, I'm a retarded 13 year old who didn't have any school today, so I thought I'd try to hang with the big kids. But I now realiz that I'm outmatched in the wit department. That happens to me alot.......I could be outwitted by a rock. Oh well, ignorance is bliss!!! Back to lick licking the walls and the bottoms of my shoes and my dog's ass!! Here, Fido! *slurp slurp* here boy! C'mon big fella, let me lick your ass adn I'll give you a treat!

in the 4th pic down, theres some random girl in a horrible wallmart teeshirt and jeans combo with the lamest hairstyle in like ever.
Where the fuck did whe come from? everyones naked fat sweaty and gross and then theres
a some random girl with bad haircut sipping on a vodka cran. She looks like a girl from middle school i used to beat up.
anyhoo,
Goddamn shes gross.

I guess Santa or the Easter Bunny typed 155 for you?

Hey, Liz.......are you lost, pumpkin? This isn't the Britney fan club site, which is at www.fatfuckingswampgals.com

Eeeew......licklick licks his dog's butt.

Maybe it was a Leprechaun, Commish? Or the Loch Ness Monster? Whatever the case, looks like licklick just got schooled.

And one other thing - like jrzmommy says, frequently, you can tell if the comment is really hers because it'll always be funny. (RichPort says the same thing, just about every day). So that can be your guide. Personally, I think you can't really be your own audience, unless you're a narcissist, but that's just my humble (by comparison) opinion.

It was a matter of time, Grasshopper.

What up with Liz? "thousands upon thousands of cameras". Can she count that high when she types shit like "don't tell me you haven't went Hooters style"?

I guess Liz is another "Vanderbuilt" graduate?

Thanks, #160. At least you spelled everything correctly. Your punctuation skills are lacking, though.

I do appreciate you schooling #155. You came right on cue, just like John Holmes.

Jizz, don't be such a fucking pussy, like Rich, and just own up to what you write.

You know you're a racist homophobic cunt, don't try to blame someone else

#163?

I'm so confused. I thought you liked pussies?

Like I said, Liberace, when I do write something anti-anything, it's at least funny. Besides, what are you doing here anyhow....aren't you in mourning with Angelina over her mom still? Fucking nutjob.

#154 Liz- Yeah I had to laugh a little at the "thousands upon thousands of cameras" comment, wtf?! Look Britney used to be cute and had some catchy pop tunes, but she now has denegraded into the world's worst trailer trash mom. Hauling poor Sean P. around once a week to the coffee shop after calling the paparazzi is her idea of mothering the poor kid. She's pathetic.

consider this practice, since licklick was never here this morning, i just wanted to watch you dumbasses get all worked up. and please, commish, oh brilliant one, tell me the typekey "code"? pretty please?? do you mean, just go to the typekey homepage and do a few mouseclicks? you must be one of the people who attacked the internet DNS backbones the other day...

It's so weird! I am totally making like 25 pizzas right now but I can still smell pork like it's no one's business. Oh, fatty lesbiatty is baaaack!

#167

I'm not going to answer your questions without my attorney present.

But thanks for referring to me as "brilliant", it's not the first time, but it still gives me warm fuzzies when I see it in black and white.

This troll makes Chris Burke look like a Mensa candidate.

#167

I'm not going to answer your questions without my attorney present.

But thanks for referring to me as "brilliant", it's not the first time, but it still gives me warm fuzzies when I see it in black and white.

#170

What the fuck is "DNS backbones"?

I agree with the above. American society has obviously become the toilet of the world in many ways. This is clearly demonstrated in unregulated forum sites like these celeb-dirt and web-junk theme'd pages. America really does reveal itself when people can express themselves unedited and with anonymity. Dont get me wrong i'm all for the freedom but most of you are truley ugly people. I come on here because I like the pics, just hopin to see a hot famous babe wearin soemthin sexy.. thats normal I think. Yall that come on here just to tear someone apart got problems. I dont watch the View or visit the Clay Aiken page either but i like to think i have a soul. I'm no pussy, but I can recognize trash when i when i see it and it aint Britney thats for sure, Its the people who post here.

However I will say that the comments on this page arnt exactly the toilet of america.. Uselessjunk.com.. now thats a site full of complete fn aholes lol. I know.. it just wouldnt be fun to post comments if they were at all sympathetic or understanding in nature.

Anyway just for the record I still find this woman incredibly sexy and fascinating ..love her for being real. Thats probably not even her puke, anything to tear soemone down right? Even if it was, what kind of piece of shit would take a picture of it. American culture.. pure garbage. Look at the way the media is swarming around Anna Nicoles death.. no fucking respect, anything to make drama and money. Its fucking embarressing my own species acts like this.

PEOPLE! I have solved the mystery of the "Vomit Ring"...it's the overspill from vomiting in her purse! It's like when the pig farmer over-fills the bucket with slop and it runs over the edge - Mystery solved...I feel SO much better now!!

Oh my god. did I just read #173's comments correctly? You think pigs are sexy???? You animal fucker. You've got issues you filthy hippie. You apparently also enjoy giving head to bottles of pepsi. Fucking freak. crawl back in your cave before I beat you senseless with a billy club, which you would then try to suck off thinking it is an irregularly shaped pepsi bottle.

#173 It's times like this that we pray for danYELL to show up. Your rant was the stupidest, most confusing thing I have read in awhile... I feel...well... confused.

175.. lol classic example of the model american piece of shit right here.

#149 - true, true.
#154 - What qualifies you to say "Britney isn't as bad as you people think"?
We have plenty of proof on this site alone that Britney is a TRAIN WRECK - a piss-poor mother who abandons her infants every night, a raging alcoholic who flashes her bloated cooter to the press, and a liar who is completely oblivious of the truth. Where is your proof to the contrary?
And if what you say is true, then where are the bad pictures of Brit's sister Jamie Lynn? She is growing up in the same line, yes? Could it be that Jamie Lynn isn't a TRAIN WRECK & thus those photos don't exist?

Go back to her fan site, you monstrous stinkloaf, and put your rose colored glasses back on. What a maroon!!

Youre all trash lol.. whats so hard to understand.

#179- Not me "pepsihead"- you know I am hot stuff.

psssst.- Hi wedgeone...How are you Baby?

Hey PrettyBaby, what's the deal??? I was waiting last night at Lunds with your..."prosciutto". I thought we had a deal. Please don't tell me you slummed at Cub or Rainbow.

At least in America we understand punctuation.

Do you like eating pieces of shit for breakfast pepsi?

"I can recognize trash when i when i see it and it aint Britney thats for sure, Its the people who post here."

ahem. like you, right? or that one, sorry, two (#177) didn't count, right, because, you posted them. and we should ignore what you said. or maybe not.

#179

Well, your typing, for one. Your posts would be easier to understand if they contained correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and a dash of logic.

I dont speak for all of ya, my apologies.. but the pieces of shit know who they are and the truth hurts... thats why they will identify themselves with some vague defensive response. Anyway enjoy your dirt. Gotta go..

Woops--non posting count by cokehead is up to three now. Please disregard his three posts......because he doesn't want to be included in the trash who post here. even though he keeps doing it.

BS has become uglier than your average person, and that's just sad. As a celebrity, even ugly celebrities are still supposed to be at least as a attractive as average people, otherwise why are they celebrities with all this money to spend on their appearance. But now, BS is without question ugly than average people. She's one of those people who work reception in yoru office that you think absolutely nothing of, you just kind of walk by her without noticing her, and she just spends half her day taking smoke breaks and never gets checked out by anyone. How has she allowed this to happen?!

On another note, where the heck is she partying that the girls she is talking with looking even more slutty than she does?!?

#181 Sorry, Cub has hotter grocery boys.

You can always tell when someone was consistently beat up on in high school & junior high by how aggravated they get by bashers on here. I can only feel sorry for those with pocket protectors & glasses. And shit stains on their underpants from atomic wedgies.

#180 - Hey, PB. Thinking about you as valentine's day approaches. ;^)

Now that they site got all slow, pepsihead will miss my rebuttal to the stupidity that flowed in #173.

Here I go anyhow - how is it that you can spell anonymity correctly, but not embarrassing? And you have no idea how to punctuate your words so that they are legible? And you expect us to take ANYTHING that you say seriously?

Please refer to the last sentence of my prior post, and do the same. Or even better - drop a Mentos into a Diet Pepsi, then quickly super glue your lips around the bottle opening, and wait for your head to explode.

With sincerest gratitude,
the regulars on The Fish

PrettyBaby I admire your focus. Have you noticed that whenever there's an e-coli outbreak, it's traced back to stuff (usually meat) sold at Cub? You're very brave. My own meat is the highest quality in all respects.

Can someone tell me where to buy a pound of potato salad in the greater Des Moines area?

How about the freshest salami this side of the Mississippi?

#191 OMG!! I absolutely know who you are Deli Man...You shithead Darlin, you better not be my Troller. xoxox Baby

Which side, Commish...yours or ours? On our side (EAST), I think the freshest salami is in Baltimore, by far. I don't know about the western banks of the Mississippi.

Bravo :golf clap for wedgeone: I dont make a life out of posting at these sites. Not trying to make a work of art here either. The whole post took me 60 seconds to submit.. I dont give a shit about punctuation, or care even enough to spell check it.. the people reading arnt even worth it. Who cares about what you have to say about my grammar or about anything?? I made the mistake of scrolling down and browsing the comments (which i never do) and felt compelled to vent my opinion on yall. PIck apart my grammar or even the fact that i just capitalized the I in pick just now... but dont dare think of my post as being true in anyway.. that would make you a piece of trash.

#192 & 193- Funny ladies! I for one like German Potato Salad, the stuff served warm. Yum!!

Hey wedgeone, I have a little tiny pink heart just for you....

soooooo cokehead.......by posting 5 or 6 times, are you trash yet or not? Or are we still not counting them? Jackass.

#196

So pick up your toys and go home.

Jrz- west.

#196 What's a golf clap??

#192 - you can get potato salad just about anywhere in Des Moines. It's delivered every day from NJ in long caravans of Camaros (with sunroofs, to accommodate the big hair).

Oh my god, Britney sympathizer & uses the term "y'all". OK, moving along... anyone that lives further south than the holland tunnel does not even register on my radar as a viable human being.

Sorry Stallion. And Jrz.

Don't forget the extra big steering wheels in them Camaros--to accommodate the extra long acrylic fingernails. duh!

Jizz, why would I be in mourning over AJ's mother you douche.

And Bitc-ho, the pork you're smelling is coming from your FUPA

Does FUPA stand for Fat Ugly Pussy Assassin? Because then we would both be correct in assuming that the pork smell is coming from you.

My kid came up to me the other day and complained that the fat ugly girl in class was being a real nasty Lesbianesque and offended everyone with her stench. true story.

My kid came up to me the other day and said "you're not my real dad." True story. Also true.

#196 - Since you "dont give a shit about punctuation, or care even enough to spell check it..", don't expect anyone to take you seriously, no matter if any truth can be found in what you post.

And the incoherent and irrational imbecility of your posts demonstrate how closely you relate to the Brit. No truth. No intelligent thought. No wisdom or understanding.

Bye now.

I guess since that post is so fucking NOT funny Richie, you're gonna claim it's your troll right??? If it is you.....UGH...fat, ugly losers procreating....sadness

Bitch, FUPA is YOUR Fat Upper Pussy Area, which your husband told me smells like garlic Bratwurst. He also told me he's buying you a bedazzled bag for Valentines, to put over your head during sex!

Oh, wow that clarifies it for me. That's so not funnier than Fat Ugly Pussy Assasin.

And I think you confused things... soemtimes I enjoy inserting bratwurst into my vagina when he's away because they just don't make vibrators that size or as realistic!

As for the bedazzlewd bag over my head... a girl can dream! Asphyxia is a fun sex game!

bitch, if FUPA really did mean your grade school interpretation of the abbreviation, you'd be in big trouble, cuz I'd be the Assasin, and you're clearly a fat ugly pussy.......

You make zero sense. Sorry you wish you were me!

#212- I wish some of these trolls could figure out how to deliver a well-crafted insult, I really do ;)

214..........????????
were you trying to respond to my 210 post hon?????

#215 - She was referring to you as a troll and that your insults are lame & boring. Kind of like how your ex girlfriends describe you to everyone they know.

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry? No? Oh. Nevermind.

HOW CAN SHE NOT SEE HOW AWFUL SHE LOOKS?!?!?! I can't take her nastiness anymore!!

Jizz....WHAT the fuck was that all about?

Bitch, PPPPPPPPPPretty Baby, y'all need to git yer vocab straight, wouldn't she have said I wish YOU trolls, not THESE trolls, implying I'm NOT a troll

well, you can look forward to learning that in 4th grade grammar class

ok, maybe i'm just a newbie...
and i am

and that's ok with me...
cause i don't need to know the whole show.

i'm a happy observer.

but,

i thought the whole 'troll' thing was (pronounced trawl) trolling... as in laying bait for people to pounce on.

right?
(from: http://foldoc.org/?troll)
Trolling aims to elicit an emotional reaction from those with a hair-trigger on the reply key. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their minds.

that's just what i thought 'troll' behavior was. and if it's clever enough. it's pretty funny. especially when people take the 'bait' and go nuts on it. like some of you did. har har har.

no, i don't 'troll'. but, like i said, if it's clever enough, it's pretty funny.

otherwise, we could just sit around learning something really important online... like how craft new clothes for britney out of pipecleaners.

newbie, lately on this site "troll" has meant someone using someone elses screen name to post shit

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what they thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person, concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries who don't have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the conversation, or they just don't care and are simply trying to cause the other poster grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments.

isn't the internet FUN? i hear it's catching on.

(sorry that's the last i'll put about it all. promise.)

#221 Libraesque

got it.

so when do we get to make fun of britney again?

poor girl, she really brigs it on herself...

(forget the kids... why isn't someone looking out for her?)

sorry,

she really BRINGS it on herself...

(some of us do appreciate grammar/spelling)

VIX, I for one can't comment on her, anyone who is in a custody battle for her babies, who insists on being photographed on a daily basis boozed up, broke down naked, 3,000 miles from her children.......what can you say?

OH SHIT!

I've been trolled. The dick breath at #147 logged in using my licklick ID.

Sorry about that, jrzmommy. That one wasn't from me.

#210 - "fupa" is a new one. Many men have termed that part of a woman a "gunt" or a "fupp" (replacing "area" with "pouch"). Urban Dictionary has the first post of fupa in 2K3. Thanks for bringing that to light.

Never say that you can't learn something on the Fish!

BTW - do you prefer eating the fupa chalupa?

you're catching on there real quick like lickitylick, call someone a cunt, then accuse a "troll" of saying it. You're one of the "gang" now, congratulations

wedgie, nice try being witty. Maybe you can spend some more time surfing around Urban Dictionary and come up with something.......funny

Hey #228!

I called #55 a cunt in #130. Any subsequent posts from licklick except #226 were trolls.

I really love not having anything better to do, don't you?

Sorry #228, #132 was also a genuine licklick.

I regret the confusion.

I love happy hour
Adios bitches

(no one trolls me, should I be offended????)

Nah!

Holy crap! What a pathetic excuse for a human being. I used to think K-Fed was the greasy, smelly, low class half of that undynamic duo, he is looking better in contrast. I always thought she had a homely face but the body has caught up. Does she remember she has two babies at home that useful fish-eyed whore.

excuse me... that was useLESS fish-eyed whore. I know the grammar police will be pointing out the errors. Like this is a website for Mensa members.

what a white trash whore...her body sucks...shes fat and needs to face the fact that she's not pretty and doesn't have a good body anymore...her face isn't even pretty it's just fat pimply and greasy, and don't even get me started on her hair!!!

this is just sad.....she makes K-Fed look like a good dad...and thts saying something but hey his albums failing and he gets punched, made fun of(which he deservesBTW), and he will soon be seen saying"do u want fries with that", but maybe she feels she needs to catch up with him and try to be come the better one at NOT parenting

i used to think Britney was a whore and laugh at her but now i've started to feel bad cuz it's almost certain she must have some severe mental illness. her family needs to put her in rehab! or the mental institution! i hate to think of those children probably covered in puke 24 hrs a day after she confuses them with toilets. btw don't blame Louisiana, Britney's skank level is from another planet!

She's such a fat, disgusting pig with zero class.

i don't understand, she has so much money, why can't she afford clothes that will fit her? y is it all "pass-me-downs" from people so much thinner than her.
i can't wait till her career ends. and when it does i will dance.

203. cunt

Eww...who wants to look at Britney's puke?? Scarred for life!

Wow... guess it's time for me to re-comment. I think everybody read my last post wrong. I'm not saying that I don't agree that Britney needs to take that liquor money and spend it on a professional to give her a lobotomy. At the same time tho, I'm not her personal ass licker, but good grief give the girl a little slack. There are stars out there who beat their family and leave them out on the street for them to rot, like Mel Gibson for instance. Hell, I'd rather have a rich, used to be hot, alcoholic mother, than a father who denies his fucking kid. Also, how many of you even have 1 beer on a regular basis? What if somebody took your picture every day when you had that shot downed and slammed on the bar and then posted it in the papers? It would make you look like an alcoholic too wouldn't it? How do you guys know how long she is even there? Or her purpose for being there in the first place? Shit... but I will admit that her style isn't quite kosher... I mean..Ring! Ring! Napoleon Dynamite called, he wants his boots back...

all i have to say is... get a real dress

she's plain disgusting these days...

Mmmmm britney's puke!!