Feb 22 2007Britney Spears back in rehab again...again

First

second!

This chick goes up and down more than Paris Hilton's head on any anonymous lap when someone whips out a handycam. Congrats on spelling "First" properly. Those Rosetta Stone tapes are working I see.

Wait a second... the rehab places let you carry your own meals in???

I bet that dog has had more contact with Britney than her kids.

at least she wears a seatbelt

not sooooooooo crazy huh!

does anybody know Brit's odds for the dead pool? If it's better than 2:1, i want in.
"Oh i see the train a-comin'..."

She can carry that rat around with her, but she can't take care of her kids? Nice. Maybe Kevin should get the them. We know they shouldn't go to Brit's mother, look at what's she's raised.

@3 Rosetta Stone....That was a good reference.

Oh wow, she could atleast go buy a better looking wig,i want to pull that one off her head vomit in it and then slap it back on

Wow, if I reached the point where Kevin Federline was more fit to parent my children, I'd lock them in the car with me and drive it into a river. It would be better for them, the world, and the fish.

Yeah, she has to have a dog on her lap because she is used to driving with a child in her lap!

wow, i am suprised there arn't more comments on that bad wig. it looks like that hair that used to come on barbie, all shiney and fake.

Fourteenth!!!!!!!

Well, she's done the seemingly impossible before... she's made Kevin Federline look good!

Boy, good thing she's wearing Chanel glasses with that cheap ass wig! That just makes up for everything! Trailer Trash! I can't wait to see her on cops in a few months, as they come to her double wide to break up a domestic violence!

No one knows what the girl is going through. It's aint easy being Brit. Hopefully they can teach her some better descision making skills. Lord please!

She is only doing this so her lawyer can delay the custody hearing that was scheduled today.

"I'm sorry your honor, my client is currently in a rehab program that lasts 45 days, I would ask the court to allow us to ajorn until such time as she is available to participate in this hearing"

I wonder if Anna Nichole's ex lapdog Howard will start sneaking pills in to Britt, he needs a new job. It's amazing that Paris Hilton seems like she would be a GOOD influence on the Spears-Skank now.

look at the dogs face, he's thinking "I hope K-fag gets me too in the custody hearing"

she should have shaved her mustache when she shaved her head. and a pearl fukkin necklace? hahahah dirty whore

Ah... Safely transporting her pets AND children I see....

You just know she puts JIF on her clit and yells "Here Pepito" to that poor little rat-dog!

I'm glad to see her dog is still alive. I was starting to think maybe she ate it.

WOW! A year ago, you would never have convinced me that K-Fed would have come out of this looking better than this skank. They are BOTH, still, totally worthless & talentless pieces of shit, but she just has more corn & peanuts in hers...

This is growing very tired.

Wow. Even I am beyond commenting on it any further.

I will go back to my baby-back ribs now.

I am surprised she did not shave her dog, she has shaved everything else.

And is there anything hotter than a bald chick smoking and wearing a pair of cords. I thought I was in 7th grade again.

I agree with whoever said in a different post that with all her millions, she has the cheapest looking wardrobe on the planet. Same goes with the wig. She's not even TRYING anymore. But I have to admit something odd, and maybe it's the hangover talking, but I think I like the new brit. She's kind of a badass!!!

Pardon the empathy, sympathy or whatever you want to call it, but she's probably gone over the top insane because she can't get a minute of privacy.

There's obviously something amiss here and sure, I would agree that some of this is attention whoring.

But really, imagine your dumb ass. You're getting out of your beat up Ford Probe at the 7-11. Your underwear is in your crack. As you go to release the tension, there are seventy dipshits with cameras taking your picture.

You're doomed.

You'll never pick your nose again and I know you fools flick your bogeys out your driver's side window. I've seen ya.

The best thing this human can have is a 28 day stay, to at least get away from the camera eye. Then she and perhaps you can get on with your pathetic lives.

You know what's weird here? When Brit and KFed were married, all her faults were blamed on Kevin. Like the only reason she was falling apart was because she was married to a pathetic loser. Now it looks suspiciously like maybe Kevin was the one holding her together and keeping her shit from totally unravelling all along. Thinking about KFed as the "sane one" in a relationship could make my head explode.

She is flippin NUTS!! Her antics are exhauting me. If you can't look past all the crap said about you in the media then get out of the biz honey. "oh, the media and everyone who says anything about me is what makes me so low...blah blah blah" Bullshit she is just having a "Drew Barrymore" but later in life. She will loose everything though.

Has she been shaving her face too?! It looks like she's got 5 o'clock shadow!

...and whats up with that ugly pearl neclace? Either she trying the "goodie two shoes" look or she is implying she has been giving numerous blow jobs to get out of rehab.

So, the dogs going with her to rehab? Are they both on the pipe?

You check your drunk ass in
You check your drunk ass out
You check your drunk ass in
And then you give the press a shout
The rehab hokie pokie is all the rage without a doubt
When your career spins out!

Ok... seriously... the two where she is out of the car - doesn't anyone else think she looks like a tranny??? wtf!

Why can't any of your morons spell the word lose correctly?

37 Way to make a typo when your trying to insult everyone!

Excuse me "you're" wouldn't want you to out me too!

Some people just can't enjoy irony.

Furthermore, "your" isn't necessarily a typo, assuming you, by defending, can now take claim to the morons. i.e. they're yours.

i.e. bite me!

Go K-Fed!!!

Your visceral wit is crippling.

A Britney Haiku:

Shaved head, wigs, rehab
Kids better off with K Fed
The World is ending

so is your face

#30, My sentiments exactly.
Anyone want to make a wager as to what Britney's rep will claim she is rehab for?
Alcohol? Heroin? Barbituates?
Or will the media allow her to skate by with the excuse of exhaustion?

So tired of hearing about BS. Who cares anymore! And for that matter, are BS, Paris, LL, and ANS like the only celebrities that exist anymore?! How come it seems like every other story on here has to be the same old thing about the stupid crap that they've done. They're shtick is getting old and stale. Can't we start picking on new celebrities, different celebrities, for a while and completely ignore this annoying group?!

I don't know what is more annoying...the overdose on the Anna Nicole death or Brittany. Is there no happy medium?

If Britney wasn't Britney, those kids would have been with K-Fed a looooong time ago. I still can't believe he's the better of the two.

What are you talking about? ZaZ is right. Lose, not loose...that irritates me too.

Another gossip site is reporting that she is now dating a black guy who was in her Toxic video.

Interesting times, these are...

I am so pissed. I was psyched she checked out.

pics 1 & 2 ,

Maybe they'll teach her to CLOSE HER FUCKING MOUTH at rehab... or maybe after rehab she could go to a charm school.

And looking at those pics of her face, doesn't she kinda look like a man in drag? Or, well, not a grown man, but like a 20-something guy in drag. Like if you put an ugly blonde wig on like a Tobey Maguire or Jake Gyllenhaal or something, couldn't you picture them looking just like that?

Initially, I was depressed that she and K-Fed were calling it quits. It ruined the possibility of a celebrity Cops where they kicked down the front door of a double wide trailer and find Kevin putting cigarettes out on Britney's ass while their crumb snatchers play in filth and cheeto bags, smearing crap on the walls. But this wacko desent of hers into madness is a hundred times better. Thanks for the laughs, Britney. Thanks for the laughs.

Oh, I didn't even notice the "your" heh heh...that is funny...

if she held and took that much care of her two kids like she's doing with god damn dog, she wouldnt be in this mess. She should have never had kids, should have bought a ficus;
she can water it once a day leave it home while she runs around town ruining her liver.
which is exactly whats shes doing now.
I can't believe K-Fed is turning out to be
the better parent here.

@55... She doesn't 'kinda' look like a man in drag. She completely looks like a man in drag. IMHO, you could put just about anything on Jake Gyllenhaal and he'd never look like that.

Question asked to DumbYELL in #1: Tell us your highest grade level of reading comprehension......

Anyhoo.......Brit is like a bad acid trip here............blonde wig, Chiuhuahua and credit card...what the fuck kind of rehab place is THIS?

http://britney.spears.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

I thought she got rid of her dogs. Is this a new one? Is this really the best time to get a pet?

Why'd Kevin drop the suit? Oh yeah, cause he doesn't actually want to be responsible for children.

I hope the judge decides that Kevin gets fully custody of the cute one, but Britney is allowed to see Sean Preston every other weekend

Is that Joe Dirt??????

63 - Don't tease me like that....

TEAM K-FED
(who would have thought....)

With that wig on she looks like Andy Dick's blow job queen character from Old School. I am pretty sure he can suck a dick better than she can.

62, she's not at rehab in these photos

#68

Sorry! I thought it was real at first...

72--you're hairy.

what a fuck up!
instead of creating trust funds for them, she should just set money aside now for their stints in and out of rehab and then in again, then out again, and then, well.... we all know where this is going.

still sporting that ugly nest of a wig

73rd!

#50 misanthrope

Sad to say, but if she wasn't famous and this shit was splashed all over the papers she would have no trouble keeping the kids. There are cases where courts have given kids to an unemployed drug addict mother with abuse histories, I wouldn't be suprised if they let Brittney keep the little genetic experiments inspite of all this crap.

'the kid might actually learn something if you said something to them other than 'mommy be back''

- chris rock

Hey Spindoc... Yep, that does happen. And you're right, she'll probably end up getting the kids after all. It's really scary how little common sense is used! A friend of mine got full custody of his three kids pretty easily... and it was a fairly similar story, scary enough. He's no K-Fed, but she's very much Britney.

This is scary. Britney keeps doing what I had thought impossible - from making me embarrassed to have masturbated to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"'s video by turning out all fat and hicky, to making me realize that all that wanting to see her vagina all those years was a bad idea, to making K-Fed look almost like a responsible parent. Almost.

75--If the baby calls the grandmother "mommy" and the mommy "Pam".....he's goin' to jail.

#28, Britney hurts herself by staying in the fishbowl of Los Angeles. She should pull a Demi Moore, and get her ass to Idaho, or some other place off the beaten path.

Paparazzi make their money by shooting as many celebrities as they can in a limited amount of time. This is why it's a profitable venture when you're in mega-cities like L.A., New York, London, etc. If she travels somewhere in the south, or maybe the northwest, she can limit the number of people following her.

Not that I'd expect that kind of sense from Britney.

I was talking to Kev, yesterday and he already has a nanny lined up. Some agency called Nannies-A-Go-Go. Diapers and Pole Dances. Tips optional. What a guy. Being a good parent and contributing to employment.

She should go to the Samuel L. Jackson Rehab Center and Resort:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount_vantage/blacksnakemoan/index3.html

For all of you bleeding fucking hearts out there, here is some food for thought.

Reese Witherspoon is only a few years old than Britney. She did her first film at age 15. She also has two kids (had them at about the same age Britney did) and is going through a nasty divorce. And yet, she hasn't flashed her snatch all over Hollywood, slept with numerous douchewads, or put anything up her nose that would fit all the while passing her kids off to nannies so she could black-out wasted on some nightclub couch. In fact, she looks better than ever.

Yes, I pity Britney on some level for what's going on in that crackhead of hers. but let's face it, she has the mentality of a 14 year old in remedial English class and should never have gotten married and had kids in the first place. She has no one to blame but herself.

Can you read the credit card number?
Dang, that'd be a good find.

Poor, poor Britney.

But don't kid yerselves. Little Krevie Spenderslime is no better a parent. Do not forget that. They are equally deficient.

Now... tell me again WHY the law cannot step in and whisk those two unfortunate babies away? Abused dogs and cats receive better treatment...

I honestly think you people are lame and heartless. Wasting time commenting and gloating over other people's pains and sufferings is very sad. Britney isn't the brightest crayon in the box nor has she made the best of decisions in life but that certainly doesn't give you the right to judge and humiliate her! It's because people think like you that she's ended up this way! Pressure from the media and all the crap that goes with the star-system has resulted in a lost, borderline woman. The situation isn't in the least funny but quite tragic. Envying people for their money and success isn't much of an achievement that's why your comments are pointless and cruel.
So stop the hating and get a life!

@85 - Freedom of speech, bitch. Enjoy it. Britney being an idiot doesn't give us the right to "judge and humiliate her", the law does. And Britney's doing plenty to humiliate herself, she doesn't need our help.

I bet her stubble is beginning to really itch beneath that wig.

i still can't get over her RIDICULOUS wig.

85--Shut up.

If I were her right now, I'd move to an obscure location with one trusted assistant and tote along all my drug accessories plus a ton of booze, an empty journal, lots of microwaveable foodstuffs and a few more transportable comforts from home.

Then, I'd attend only to myself for at least a month.

Screw formal "rehab".

I bet her dog feels like he's too hairy.

#90 Sounds sorta like Lohan's rehab, all except the obscure location, trusted assistant, microwaveable eats and the empty journal.

#27
but I think I like the new brit. She's kind of a badass!!!

Thats actually a point, okay we say that shes lost it, but maybe she hasnt? Maybe shes just came out of her shell as the true rebell she is!
Just kicking ass and not asking what anyone thinks anymore?
Good girl gone bad.
Maybe I could believ this theory, if it wasn' for the fact that she don't seems to be intelligent enough to come up with it.
And then theres that youtube clip with her, still giving me nightmares...
Na I don't buy it, shes just completely lost it I'm afraid.

#54
"And looking at those pics of her face, doesn't she kinda look like a man in drag?"
Im not even sure if it's a man in drag at all, just a man cut it i think.
Like a hillbilly on the road in the 70-ties, kind of hippie/hillbilly-guy thing going on with the wig and the sunglasses.
I hope everybody is excusing my english if I make some mistakes I'm swedish.

I imagine it's only a matter of time before she starts beating on a silver SUV with that lame-ass dog.

On the other hand, whacking that dog against a fender will tenderize the meat.

82, awesome comparison. Massive amounts of kudos to you. :)

#93 it's not "kick-ass" to lose custody of your children

Like I said before, "Keep coming back, it works!"

So Carol Channing will apparently get her wig back after all.

This is pathetic....wake me up when she's on "The Surreal Life"........."Tonight we're gonna party like I'm posting 99!"

I'm waiting for the ho to pull a Sean Penn on the paps.

Holy shit, is that Bit-Bit??? I thought that dog died

geez....can't they just lock the door for a while and not let her out?