Feb 20 2007Britney Spears back in rehab

first, bitches

Is she going to keep the children/// im afraid for their mental health

AVON is still in business? Damn.

As for Brittney. She is like a 2 year old. I want I want, I mean litterally as soon as anything comes into her head she either eats it, fucks, it, does it, shaves it, etc...

I still can't believe that I am actually hoping K-Fed gets the kids.

And as for K-Fed, I used to think he was a douchebag for not being able to stay with her a bit longer to keep living the high life. Now I am AMAZED that he was with her as long as he was and managed not to kill her.

I truly hope she makes it. I like Britney and it really looks like to me that Justin is trying to be supportive of her. That being said, this whole circus is getting dull - I want to know the ending.

It's about time her family steps in.

I was beginning to wonder how long it would take before her mom was back in the picture.

I wish her well, but I really don't care.

She creates all this herself. Shaving ur head is not the way to get the stalkerozzi to leave u alone.

Why the fuck did she shave her head bald only to start wearing that horrible wig!!! What a fucking loser!!! Face the situation, you made the decision and shaved your head. It might have been stupid and you might regret it now, but you did it, so own up to it and walk around with your ugly bald head and wait for the hair to grow back. but don't shave it and then start wearing a wig the very next day and act like nobody will remember your mental breakdown. She's so friggin annoying!

#3 - enrapturelj You're a spammer!! You're posting an ad in a spot where you shouldn't be. Now disappear before your site gets dropped by a DoS attack.
BTW - my wife prefers Mary Kay to Avon!

Nice Fish - hopefully you posted this because you saw the URL I posted in the last Paris article. Since you chopped the URL & then made your site all slow.

yeah, she'll go the rest of her life without a drink. *rolls eyes*

@3/enrapturelj... Uh, gross. And no thanks.

Spindoc... Agreed.

Brit needs some Avon perfume bottles to prop up her tits & some Skin So Soft for her pubes/head same diff. Then she'd be a real lipstick lesbo.

rehab is so fashionable these days.

Please Fish! Remove #3!!!!!!! If there is anything worse than Wiseman it is some house frau stealing ad space. If she gets away with it, others will do it and really stink up the site.

Avon products are the work of the devil.

Hey, if Lindsay can kick those drugs and quit drinking.... Huh? Oh.

#3 - That's just what we need to restore this site to its former glory, its glistening crown having slipped in recent times: fucking SPAM. Nice one, Lisa Coad. Cheers very much. I'll take 7 of everything AVON-related item you got.

IN OTHER NEWS...

Britters back in rehab? Couldn't have happened to a nicer girl, I say.

I can't believe I'm in a position where I'm actually thinking K-Fed's not that bad a bloke either. Maybe I was just swayed by that awesome ad he was in. Or maybe he's just the lesser of two evils. Or maybe it's just that I slept with him once and am still pining for him.

No, wait, it's the middle one.

#3 - Avon sucks, it's for people who like smelling like old ladies. How dare you try to promote your skanky powders and lotions here? Fuck off!

Wow - I can't believe Fish actually posted a story the same day it happened! I thought I was on tmz for a minute.

Is it just me or does it look like Britney has anal beads hanging from her purse in this pic??? Should make for a nice distraction while in rehab #2 since she seems not to be so big on, you know, rehabbing.

'Rehab' or 'Insane Asylum'???

Damn, Avon? Is Tupperware still around? excellent bowls, assorted storage paraphernalia and kitchen exotica.

An Clitney in rehab?

whatever

jrzmommy... You'd need moisturizer too if you were the devil.

Any use of the word 'moist' is highly offensive.

3. Posted by enrapturelj on February 20, 2007 1:23 PM

Hi everybody!
I have embarked on a new enterprise. I am now an Asshole. Take a minute to check out my website http://www.youravonasshole.com/lcoad and remember to bookmark it! There are a lot of assholes in the world, but I'm the biggest one of all.

Happy shopping and don't forget the Astroglide for these dry winter months!
Sincerely, Lisa

mmmmmmmmm Tupperware.

Lisa, have you met SJTLQ???

brit's so distraught she forgot to tuck her benwa balls into her clutch....poor girl.

This bitch can go in to rehab a thousand times and will still come out fucked up in the head. What's the bet she will do her time in rehab and come out looking "healthy" and everyone will be like "oh look at Britney, she looks great!" then another three months down the track she does another crazy stunt and ends up in rehab again! I'll put money on it.
Fucken celebrities - they think rehab solves everything.
Britney's antics are a serious cry for help. Wow her mum is such a heroe - NOT! Where was her mum a year ago????? And where the fuck are her children???????????
K-Fed looks like an angle next to her now.

Apparently for Avon representatives, spelling is optional.

Voluntarily, my butt. Serious intervention. Lock the damned door this time or she'll pull a Girl, Interrupted.

Moist

moist

moiiiiist...

MoIsT

Le moist

el moisto

Heil Moistengrubber

I am so sick of these flacks asking we "respect the privacy" of a woman who goes around and flashes her coochie 4 separate times. Come on now....Britney Spears dies without attention. She loves it and she courts it. Flacks, go away. Nobody takes you seriously.

aww hell noooo avon ?? WTF -- lol, go away!!! britney is such an idiot, i give it 72 hours and she break free again.

AVON--A Very Obnoxious Newbie.

#20 Thanks, misanthrope, my keyboard's now moist from the coffee I sprayed on it. And you got Slim off, too, good work.

What somebody said up above - it's pretty bad when K-Fed looks like the better parent. If they were po' white trash, they'd have appeared on COPS already. But they're rich white trash (much worse), so they're on the Internets.

I guess this is what happens to a kid when his/her parents turn him/her into a performing monkey. Next, she'll be pooing in the street and then flinging it at bystanders. It's gonna happen...

That wig she's wearing makes my pussy moist.

:) Blech... moist. It's like 'slacks' or 'soiled'.

She shaved her head/arms/snatch/legs to avoid hair follicle drug analysis that would tell everything she had been using for the last six months.

Use your head people.....this aint rocket science. Druggies been pulling these stunts for years and years.

Strung out chicks make my uncut cock head moist. Yum.

Why oh why does she still have her kids? Fuck. K'Fed, sad to say, is WAY more qualified to be a parent. Jaaaysus.

#35 You are soooo correct...

#35

Use your head!

Maybe it is rocket science to you! JK you spaz! Her hair would've been a virutal drug diary for the past year.

But the follicles would still continue to show drug use from a few months... right?

Remember when her twat was stuck to the car seat because she forgot to wear undies? I heard she sold her kids to Thomas Russell. He kicks ass.

Just so everybody knows, I was origionally #4. So when you see all these people bitching about #3, they are talking about a spam post that is now gone...

You like me, you really like me!!!!!

was found shaving her leggs at the pool of a hotel that would not give her a room because she had no credit card or ID.

OMG this girl has lost it.

No amount of rehab is going to help. She needs some serious psychological help, including moving away from CA and retiring the career, (or lack there of) for good. You think mom would let that happen? Brit is her meal ticket. Mom is living high on the hog with all the money, cars, and houses. Look what she did to her kid for the sake of greed.

Anything less than a straight jacket and a Hannibal Lecter mask won't work on this nutter.

#23 - SJTLQ, jrz? Huh?
#33 - Not as much as my tongue would!! ;^)
#40 - Yes, you are the resident resident on this blog! And since you're not a troll & use good grammar, you're OK!!

#35 - Hair sample analysis won't be necessary. This blog is evidence enough of her misguided life adventures, so that her kids get yanked away from her.

how sad this all is...it seems like since her whole involvement with k-fed she has been going down the drain...she pretty much just sucks ass right now...i feel for her kids...at least she'll have the money to put them through the years of therapy they are going to need

Do the Math. K-Fed wants the kids for the same reason that Howard K.Stern wants the baby: if K-Fed were so wild to be a stay-at-home Dad, why doesn't he have the first two with him?? Because they don't have an allowance.

#40 - except I'm not sure what "origionally" means.
;^)

YOU GO BABY GIRL!!! GOOD LUCK!!! FUCK HATERS!!! YOU WILL BE BACK SOON AND LOVELY AND SHOW ALL THE FUCKIN RETARDS HOW AMAZING YOU ARE. YOU CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!! AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE LITTLE ONES.. I WISH I COULD GET AWAY AND GO TO REHAB!! IT WOULD FOR REAL HELP ME WITH MY TWO LITTLE BOYS! WE ALL NEED HELP SOMETIMES....SHE JUST HAS TO DEAL WITH CAMERAS EVERYWHERE CAPTURING IT!!<3

#17 - exactly what i was thinking : )

dont u realize she is doing this to see how much attention she can get? and we are playing right into her hands! personally, i dont know which is more pathetic - her (for doing it) or us (for being interested in her doing it)... seriously: what have we become-lesbians shave their heads everyday to look more masculine, now its making headlines?!

Can I adopt her kids?

I mean, she's probably going to drive off a cliff when she gets out of rehab this time so can I just take them?

I don't trust her mother with them. Any woman who can breed that creature is satan.

@47... Um, 'You can only go up from here!'... That's not exactly encouraging.

Oh and please tell me you're kidding? You have kids? That's. Really. Scary.

Her white trash genetics are creeping up on her. Friggin trailer trash girls can manage to be hot in a Wal-Mart way until 21, then they get bulgy alcoholic noses & bad skin. She looks like Large Marge in a wig.

Too bad. I was looking forward to laughing at whatever she was going to do tomorrow.

It’s like watching a really bad car accident… we just can’t look away. It’s human nature. Oh yes, and most of us probably lead really boring lives.

#25: Exactly! K-Fed looks like an angle.

I'm glad I wasn't alone in spotting those anal beads. Or that ridiculous half jacket. Even her wig is a mess. You don't go insane, shave your head completely bald, then wear wigs about town only to leave your hideous wig in a disheveled state, BRUSH THAT SHIT.

#47,

By "Haters" I'm assuming that you mean all those people who think that her children should be supervised by a mother that isn't a dangerously unbalanced drug addict with no bounderies or self control. Hmm, Guess i'm a "Hater"

Oh, by the way, Brittney wouldn't like you if she met you, you do know that right?

I think she just wants to go clubbing

Ooopsie, WiseMan is back under a different name.
And yeah.... why does Britney wear that wig?!? If you're going to do something dramatic, fucking OWN IT!!! I didn't think it even looked that bad. It's just hair, who cares?

Is it just me, or does every photo that a paparazzi member ends up in demonstrate that their clothes look like they were attacked by a pitbull?
Put down the camera, and do some laundry. Your own that is.

"YOU GO BABY GIRL!!!" if you used this type of "urban" idiom, you should have used the term "Hataz'" instead of haters. You, young people and your crazy MTVs and TRL's hehehehehe...

you bring tears to my eyes as I think of the future.

Brit, I'm behind you 100% in case you fall. And I have my pants down to prove it.

#58 Wedge, if they had clean good-looking clothes Britney wouldn't feel comfortable next to them.

She looks like an old woman with no fashion sense.

#61 - Touché. The ripped & torn look went out with hair bands, didn't it?

#60 lmfao... thx for the laugh

Can somebody please 'pimp hand' Britney back to the stone age?

#63 wedge, when did Sears start making Toughskins in "Husky" size for women?

Had this photo been taken exactly before she entered the rehab?If that's this way then it seems she didn't take much luggage with her along.On the other hand i think this photo is fooling us because i've the feeling she's carrying a lot of baggage with her,although it's not visible.I suspect her also from smuggling drugs,probably hidden in her arse.I don't know if this rehab has a security checkpoint but i advice the security people anyway to ask her to bend over.

omg, you mean staggering around drunk and high crying with half a credit # written down
looking to rent a car then lying to your mom about going to Duane Reade isn't healthy?
well i'll be damned.

#53 an angEL, perhaps?

If she takes rehab seriously this time, then all the best to her.

I like her sunglasses and wig...

#49 Lambency--

You might want to rethink the adopting Britney's kids thing. I mean, they are the spawn of kfed and shitney. Good luck with that shit.

@ #3 - a 2 year old who "fucks, it, does it, shaves it, etc..."

How's NAMBLA going for ya??? Sick fuck

Ok so heres my take on Britneys problems.... She is going into rehab... she comes out a changed girl, she is then promoted as an adult. Its all a P.R. Scam to make her over into somone else. The problem is its not going to work because we know it!! Sorry Brittney your O.V.E.R.!!!!

britney "but i'm cuntry" wah wah wah....suck it up douchebag, you're rich, you have no real problems.....go get hogtied and spanked

heres brit in rehab................

http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/hogtied-gagged-models-54-17.jpg

For those that care... her she is in rehab (aparently this was taken only a few hours ago)

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/leave_her_alone_20070220.php

Why don't the links work anymore?

Word on the street (from a few gay makeup artist friends of mine) is that Britney went into rehab and her mother called them to find out what kinds of drugs she'd been using. She refused testing so they told her they would just do an analysis of her hair. At that point, she "escaped" and an hour later was shaving her head. After this made the news, Child Services started calling Britney and she was told they were opening a case file on her. Supposedly Britney's mother is going to be staying in California with the kids while Britney completes "rehab." When she gets out of "rehab" then she has to sit down with Child Services. I put rehab in quotes because I don't think these celbs are truly drug-addled. They are addicted to seeing their coochies in the paper every day and when a few days go by without the world knowing how many times they've wiped their asses, they go into fame withdrawal. (Not that I don't watch myself. Ha.)

#18,

Nice try, troll. I didn't realize I had gotten so popular.

Back on topic - give Britney a break, Christ. It's not like rehab is easy... sheesh...

Over/under on her death? Anyone? Anyone?

See, the thing is, if it were a middle class or poor family, those kids would be in a foster home before Child Protective Services had gone all the way up the parents' asses.

Why should this alcoholic drug addicted wacko be treated any different? she is not supposed to have more rights than you and me. This is a justice and child endangerment issue, fuck her.

She looks like a bag of bums.

"Diamondszzzhhhh are a girlszzzhh beshhhtt friennnnnd!!!"

38. Yeah, Britney was a freakin' genius to chop off her hair so Fed-Ex couldn't have it tested for drugs. I'm sure the facts that her hair is allegedly available for sale on E-bay, and that she checked into rehab are irrelevant, ...

43. You may have just offered to give a sloppy vaginal tongue bath to a 300 pound, 55 year old man.

10 : 1 you get smaegma on fat-guy schlong ;^)

63. I think the word you are looking for is "douche".

79. Will you marry me?

dearest barbado @ 27
you totally rule, dude.
and wedgeone, at 46... doesn't that have something to do with making interesting shapes with paper??

bunny kisses, y'all!

#84,

I dunno, Rich. Is it possible for you to be nice for more than, say, 5 minutes?

*snaps*

I don't know about nice for 5 minutes, but I can be frantic, desperate and sweaty for about 45 seconds, ... good enough?

Nice sweater meats, milady. Hang those sand bags over my face when you clear rehab. In the meantime, one day at a time.

Celebrity marriage

Celebrity baby

Celebrity breakup

Celebrity.............

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...rehab.

America, dumbed-down and spoon-fed.

The worst of it are the people who work as "representatives," for these overpaid losers. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

"At this time."

"At this time," some soldier is taking a round in the side of the head, exiting through the face.

"At this time," family and friends are grieving a real tragedy, and going through real pain.

God, that wig. It's like Carol Channing, only worse. The woman is still worth SOME money, right? And THIS is the best she can afford? It looks like she got it at a trift shop.

Why, why, WHY do celebs get special treatment? I saw on the news today that a black middle class mother-of-two wife-of-a-soldier-in-Iraq is getting two fucking years in prison for throwing a soda cup at someone who cut her off in traffic. Meanwhile, Nicole Ritchie gets 10 days for her second DUI and you just KNOW that Brandi will get nothin' but community service for vehicular manslaughter. God, the world is fucked up.

I really hope that Britney just does the right thing and sells her babies for coke money. They'd be better off on the streets.

imagine having that for a mother.. ukh

I say to all of the rancid,
hate-spewing unhappy souls on here trashing Britney; "Let he who is
without sin cast the first stone." None of us is perfect. It's easy
to kick someone who is broken and down than to look into their own
behavior and see their imperfections. It makes them feel so much
better about their own empty lives.I am so sad at the cruel, even vicious comments made to and about
Britney's condition. I wonder where our compassion is? Have we all
become so jaded and cynical that we are no longer able to give this
unhappy, grieving young woman an ounce of charity or a bit of
encouragement?Look at what has happened to this poor woman in the
past year. She gave birth to two babies and found out her marriage
was a sham. Has anyone ever heard of post-partum depression? Has
anyone ever heard of heartbreak? You are all so self-righteous and
smug...but any one of you has or will face some sort of emotional
devestation in your lives...the difference is you won't be facing it
with the world watching and you will have the luxury of handling it
in privacy.I agree that alcohol is the absolute worst thing to turn
to and can only serve to make everything worse. So she readmitted
herself into rehab. Let's hope this time works.I say give her a
break. I say pray for her. I say leave her alone so she can process
everything and sort it out WITHOUT alcohol.God go with you Britney.

#89 . . . Right on!

hey, "it needs to be said" i don't think you need to push the force of god onto britney, because i'm sure he will decide for himself. you can't say you don't find some kind of humor in this cause i think it's pretty fucking AWESOME

let's leave her alone....she doesn't want the attention, and i stopped caring before kid #2 was born

#92 Please take a deep breath, shake the sand out of your vagina, and realize that posting your celebrity-supporting thoughts doesn't go over too well on a site that is strictly for making fun of them. Have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up already.

goooooooooooooood call #96

35 - Unless she yanks out her fingernails, too, the authorities still have some to work with. (Drugs are stored in fingernails, too).
To "It needs to be said": She made her life the way it was. She was happy when she was *ahem* normal and they were after her.
And, who cares. She made her life. She didn't have to get knocked up. Or act completely out of control. Shaving your head and going in public to get tattoos that were a design from a Cracker Jack box are not what I would call a plead for privacy.

FAT UGLY WHORE.

AIDS INFESTED CUM BUCKET.

#69 look at #25 and read it - follow directions or you make as much sense as ANS.

whatever Brits rep is getting it ain't even close to being enough

*casts stones at #92

Where're these kind of wigs and sunglasses for sale?

92, So her marriage ended up not what she expected......lots and lots of people go through "emotional devestation" every day but they pick themselves up, dust themselves off and continue on....especially if they have kids they're responsible for. It's called being a G-R-O-W-N U-P.

#90: Celebs get special treatment because they have a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$. O.J. Simpson was a perfect example of that, Michael Jackson was another. I think both are guilty as hell of what they were accused of, but money talks. If that were you or me? MAJOR jail time or worse.

For example, just about every day brings emotional disappointment and frustration for my husband, but he trudges along for the sake of our kids.

damnYELL, you know me better than that. Please disregard my troll. He's just really sick of losing each and every time... sorry, didn't mean to bring up old memories.

And there it goes at again at #107.... lame.

Take Jrztroll--107--......imagine the emotional devestation someone had to endure to end up as positively void of intelligence and as lonely as that asshole? Maybe the devestation is from when his funny bone was removed. I dunno.

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

84 & 87 were probably the most amusing RichPort posts in weeks. You should have taken credit for them, Tea Bag.

Instead, you apologized to "damnYELL" and credited me with yet another post that I didn't write. Though I admit, 107 did make me laugh ;^)

I am flattered, yet you give me too much credit, Tea Bag. I will put a reference to your favorite Prison Break character in the URL of each of my posts, so at least you can tell which posts are not mine, and rant appropriately, ...

111. *GAY!!!*, fuck

#113 - As usual, you're fucking lame, and you lose again. In fact, you have yet to ever win. Your pathetic attempts at analysis are sophomoric and the psycho stalker shit is old. If you ever actually made me (or anyone) laugh with any of your idiocy, I'd have to take my hand off your mom's nose out of respect and give her bloodshot eyes and chafed throat a wee bit of relief. That of course won't happen because you love to hide, bitch. You lose again... just sad.

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

Hey Lowlands (#67) solved the mystery! Can't carry beads in your arse when it is full of coke!

Sigh ... as I said in the last LiLo thread:
To the Real Richport:
you know that I've always had your back against Wally because you are a riot. Unfortunately, his persistence at shadowing you is diluting your personality. I for one am weary, and I wish that TypeKey would get their shit together & fix their shit so that they could actually offer what they claim.

This is a prime example of how the Tea Bag just won't go away!

are those anal beads hanging out of her purse?

#117 - it will get tired, curl up and die... they always do.

I just wanna ask 1 question. Why is it that when Britney and Kevin 1st got together and all thru their marriage, Kevin was the biggest piece of sh** . But the day she filed for a divorce he is the best and she is the sh**? Yeah I agree the Britney needs some help but I believe its because she had 2 children back to back. She was trying to be a good mother and do the right things but "America" wouldn't let her they were on her case about everything thing she did. Then she filed for divore went out with the girls and got a taste of "freedom" (which she hasnt felt in a while) and she liked it and just went wild with it! a lot of mothers do that its just they dont have cameras sholved in their face, so noone knows. But she does have cameras in her face so everyone knows about her:( And I don't believe she shaved her head because she was on drugs I believe she did it to show "America" she doesn't care what they think of her. And I believe she proved her point:) i luv u Britney! get better!! we miss ya:)

she needs to keep herself in there for a long stay