Feb 23 2007VIDEO: Britney Spears attacks the paparazzi with umbrella

This is better than COPS.

Almost first!

Second, bitchez!!

Never frist. :/

OK, almost second, bitchez!!

heh

Wow... After watching that all I want to do is buy some petrol from Mobil and set fire to a Mr Potato Head doll.

She. Is. Fucking. Insane.

Good for her!!

I though Fish reported the other day that this happened outside of K-Fed's house? What up wit dat?

Great video, except the pat where Shitney's actually beating vehicles and people with the umbrella is dark so ya can't see. I like the "fuck you! fuck yoursleves!" at the end, though - good stuff!

who can blame her? she prolly reads the superficial too...sees all the cunty things people say about her. then again, is there any excuse for this behavior?

#7 is seriously off his meds.

Oops! that comment I see now was deleted.. it was the #7 that was there before.

:)

#10 I get the same way after I buy some Girl Scout cookies and find out there's only four cookies in the whole friggin' box. I mean, Christ, I get more product per dollar from my meth dealer.

...I'm thinking out loud again, aren't I? Mmmmm...cookies....

after watching again, i take it back. she has every right to be beyond pissed with crazy train rage. every move she makes is documented by people who make money off of her looking bad. they are lucky she doesn't get some real non-weaponry like a lead Louis Vuitton bag. swing that around and fuck some pappaz up.

I would have beat the shit out of the paparazzi too, if I were her.

Sixteenth!!!!!

You know, she has gone crazy, no ifs, ands, or buts. And I'm tired of people saying "well, who can blame her with the photogs all around." There are TONS of celebs who manage to keep out of the limelight, or -- at least -- out of the trash rags. But shaving your head and getting trailor park tattoos and THEN whining "Why does everyone keep paying attention to me? Why won't they leave me alone?!?!?" is Re-Tah-Ded.

Hell, stick with the rehab. Li Lo did it (kinda) and I think we may have gone a whole week without gossip on her.

when-oh-when is the headline we REALLY want to see going to be written:

"Britney Spears Abducted By Aliens, Spacecraft Shot Down By F-18's, Crash Lands At 15000 MPH In Chinese Nuclear Bomb Testing Area, All Remnants Vaporized By Blast"

let's all pull a Richard Gere and meditate on this together

where there's a will there's some whey

PLEASE B. SPEARS DO SOMETHING THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

She gave them EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED. TARD!

I wonder when they're going to let us see her Swastika tattoo?

I bet Christina Aguileras jew husband is going to be pissed...........

Hey Britney and other celebs,

You want fame? Notoriety? Millions or in your case, tens of millions of dollars while you are still young?

We are citizens of this society are willing to grant this to you. We will adore you and will make you an icon. In exchange though, we will ask we be allowed to pursue you relentlessly, hound you in your most private moments, dissect your every move, and ultimately, perhaps drive you to suicide.

Do you and all the other celebs agree? Thanks. I knew you would.

^^

Are we starting up this shit again Maxi Pad?!

Oh and one more thing, Brit. LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY

I feel for her. I could not live that life.

oh yeah drugs should make you skinny! what a waste of many would-be slimming highs!

@ #17, Word. There are plenty of celebrities who are never in the news unless they're promoting a project - Jodie Foster and Pierce Brosnan come to mind right away.

Her Vagesty mortgaged her privacy, oh...around the time she showed up on the Mickey Mouse club, and then she took out a second with that abortion of a reality show. Getting photographed w/o her undies multiple times, shaving her head and getting tatted in public when she could have had both done in the privacy of her own house....she sold her privacy outright. This bitch belongs to the world, and if she didn't like it she'd disappear, just like Michael Jackson did. "Fuck you"? Fuck her.

If she only had hair, this wouldn't look so funny/sad/silly/creepy.

She bald and dangerous.

@23.

Oh and one more thing, grow an identity....and a brain larger than the width of a paperclip.

#22 If I trolled you I'd be smart enough to stick to words of one syllable and then to really make it look like you I'd fuck up pretty much all of those. Don't you ever "conversate" with anyone else here, you dumb DC skank?

Can anyone guess what her next headline will be.

look at her little run! what a strange combination of insanity and running like a girl.

@29. Oh, so its just a COINCIDENCE that you just so happen to pop up out of the blue then?

Sorry, is that too big of a word for you to comprehend? Whoops! Used a big word again.

DO
YOU
GET
IT?

@13 LMFAO ... I'm with ya on the cookies, the pint-sized sidewalk pirates, they taste worse every year too.

Brit's friend was driving away til Brit evidently told her to stop and come back. The moral? Never listen to a crazy skinhead dyke.

Even though she has the intellect of a gnat (and I'm sorry gnats but that's how it is), and would be doing perms and color jobs at the loacal beauty parlor if her people hadn't used the obscenely ridiculous pandering of the media to make her famous, I think she reacted normally.

She just looks insane because 1) she has lobotomy head (psst Brit, your new do doesn't say "stability" to the divorce court judge); and 2) in an insane situation, the person who's behaving sanely (in this case, Brintney, oddly enough) looks whacked.

#9 - this did happen outside K-fags house - I am sure there is a dumpster outside the gastation....

It was reported she did this outside K-Fed's house. Just goes to show how the papparazzi/media will twist things just so the rest of us will find it juicy and entertaining. We are all spending our time tracking this shit down on the internet and then commenting on it?? wtf are we doing with our lives? at least Britney say what she wanted and did what it took to get her there. mean while we are all seeking out the bad in her and other celebs so we feel better about ourselves? wtf ever man. we all need to find better thigns to do with our time and energy.

She looks cool without the hair.

And I'd attack the paparazzi scum too.

Good for her! Go Britney!!

#36 Christie-Ann, why don't you start now and leave? You're doing this on every Brit thread and claiming you're so upset that you're gonna stop reading and do something with your life and then here you are again...do I go on the BS fansites and call her a car-bashing hair plucking cooch flashing loon? No, because there's no point and her little fangirls would be upset. They need you over there, so run along now.

She's so sued.

#32 No, assfats, I wait to comment until I've got something to say. Unlike you, you lip flapping DMZ break-taking conversating frothing at the mouth turd. Do YOU get it?

eh, yeah she's crazy and all, but I have to say sometimes even I want to punch the pap's in the face x.x Like when they're pressing their cameras right into the car window and going snappitysnapsnap, damn, I'd hate that x.x
yes, yes, it's part of the price of fame, but I can see it getting old very quickly. I mean it's not like she's at some red carpet event, she's in her friggin car at night, stopping at a gas station x.x

Also... has anyone noticed.. that it's been a few days since she's shaved the head, and hair grows back quick. She is MAINTAININ it.

#35 - haha!!

I love how after saying "fuck you, fuck yourselves", she prances away. It makes her look reallly tough.

#41 DMV=DMZ...HA - same goddamn thing in DC!!!

#36 I track it down and comment b/c its entertaining-like going out for drinks, dancing, a movie, etc. None of us here are truly vial-we are all just looking for a laugh..or two..or a million!

I have done things in my life that STILL make Britney look like a sweet little girl-imagine what people would think of us if we had the paparazzi reporting our every move!!!

I have to say, I like Buzz Cut Brit a whole fucking lot more than gash flash Brit.

hahaha, you're an ass licker.

anyway,

How about the daffodil that shows his wounds from little Brit!
"I got beat up by a pop princess." *cry/ spittle/cry*

In her present state of mind, watch Britney release the sex tape many of her fans have been dying for for years. When we finally get to see Brit doing the nasty, she looks like a bulldyke Sinead O'Connor fan with a penchant for glue-sniffing and poor hygiene. She's so done even a homemade porn probably wouldn't sell. In fact, looking the way she does, I doubt she could sell a parched fireman a glass of lemonade.

YUCK! Britney's porn would be her rolling around in a bed covered in cheetos with a blow up doll wearing her wig. Sexy girl on blowupdollgirl action.

She finally went over the edge. The marriages, the home videos, the head shaving and quickie trips to rehap are nothing. That woman said the F word on camera!!

I'd take insane brit over pop princess brit anyday. she used to be so boring, now she gets all crazy and beats people up and bones out on rehab. a true entertainer, indeed.

she's boring. where is that lady with those huuuge boobies? tha'ts preggers with pokadots, the biikini. lessseee some more of that!

why can't johnny knoxville release a sex tape. Now that's news worth watching.

listen guys, she is retarded, she created this whole fiasco to get attention. if she wanted the fuckers off her back, why the fuck would you shave your jug of a head in front of the cameras? huh? huh? imean, seriously, the privacy of your home does not exist? and she didn't have to tell anyone, i mean, if she did it, like they say, to prevent Fedex from testing it for drugs, she could have put on a wig and cover up that bald nastyness of hers. all she wants is paparazi to chase her and take her picture. i hope she get run over by a truck. she sucks!

i say that guy got what he deserved. honestly, if you're in a bad mood and especially where she is right now, and some stranger goes up and just starts flashing his camera at you and wont leave you alone, how would you feel? everyone should really leave her alone. it's so easy to sit in front of your computer and tv and criticize her life, but honestly, you wouldn't be able to take it either.

I know how people say celebrities shouldn't complain about the paparazzi because they are who they are and they have to expect that. but these people have absolutely zero respect for celebrities and just bug the hell out of them. i mean, I would've been pissed off too. but do the paparazzi care? hell no, cause they are a bunch of sleazes that eat up everything celebs have to throw at them

Okay, okay, fine. I will admit that I had an abortion at the cash machine last night between the hours of 1 and 2 am.

Give me a break. The Listerine gave me the spins and I had to lie down. And by lie down I mean crumple up in the fetal position, and weep.

I have to agree with the anti-paparazzi crowd. No matter how stupid or just plain fucking dumb you are, you are still entitle to privacy. Even dumb ass Brit doesn't deserve to have some shitbag stick a camera in her face every waking moment. My dick with a Teflon rubber maybe but not a shitbad.

No really I can type, the keyboard keeps moving.

@58.

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4 reasons you should live.

@61,

oops, sorry about that. I thought I was in the other thread. *giggles*

Seriously Maxi Fag,

Is this the best you can come up with? It's like I'm playing Hide and Go Seek with a mentally disabled kid who eats crack for breakfast.

You're an illiterate SOB whose out to seek attention from someone/something other than his father's dick.

Go play in traffic, kay?

Yeah, she's crazy and all that jazz and yeah she should expect people to be following her every move, but the paps know what they're getting into, too. Because like I said, she's gone CRIZ-AZY! What would YOU expect a crazy person to do? I love it. For the first time in my life, I'm gonna say HELL YES BRITNEY

This video needs to be paired with this song:
http://it.stlawu.edu/~x0tsing/takeaway.ra

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

Britney watched a snail crwal along the edge od a razor blade. That is her dream, that is her nightmare...

The horror....the horror....

There's nothing special about this video.It's exactly the same as the one from yesterday.I don't know who posted this but this person must be one lazy fatass.In the video Britney asked even in a friendly way these paparazzi to stop.They didn't and i think they must be lucky because she only attacked the car very breefly.Imagine it was me,one time guess what i would do with that umbrella...That's right shove it up deeply in that paparazzi smelly butthole and open up the umbrella.

Where there's a wig, there's a way ...

are most Paparazzi's MEXICAN?

Wow, who would've thought that the 'Baby Hit Me One More Time' Britney would turn into this? I honestly never saw it coming. Even after she got with K-Fed. I knew her career was fucked, but this? Never.

So, this morning a radio DJ reported that Brit shaved her head because of a persistent lice problem. Apparently this story came from her rep.

"Aw man, jes fucken shave it. I warshed mah hayer with Miracle Whip jes like Mamaw tole me, but eeits steel itchy, ya'll!"

Aw damnit, thanks loads cincy...that effing song will run through my head for the remainder of the day.
Speaking of berserk--remember years ago, that online game where you could whack Britney with a sausage? Now she's flogging the paparazzi with rain gear. I guess now she's come full-circle!
I seriously think her obituary will be up within a week. I don't intend any ill will for the cunt. I'm just saying, this whole fiasco cannot possibly have a happy ending.

Why was everything clear in the video except for the part when she "attacked" the SUV?

Also, I don't know how the celebrity photo business works, but aren't paparazzi supposed to get interesting pictures? Like Britney Spears doing coke or getting another tattoo? Pictures of her sitting at the gas station aren't going to make it to all of the tabloids.

between her and the paparazzi:

....Britney is actually the LESSER of the 2 evils and that is REALLY saying something!!!!

this was supposed to be outside the K-house but it looked like a fried chicken joint, to me. (and where else would Brit be hanging? with an umbrella, in the shrubs with a 2 piece dark & orange soda?)

Brit is "teh sike-0"

Ah the paparazzi deserve what they get. She never forgets to put her eye make up on though.

They should leave the poor girl alone. It must be horrible to be constantly followed and harrased by paparazzi constantly filming and photographing and watching your every move and breath for the whole world to see. I wonder what most of you would do in that situation and how you would react, I don't think any of you or any of the people who critizcize her (including the paparazzi themselves) would take it easier than Britney. Really, there's many things we don't want to see and that no one should nor need to see. They should leave the girl alone and the media should stop being so money greedy scum and stop wanting to make as much money as possible out of ruining a person's life and reputation.
There's a lot of jobs way worse and in which people has way lower dignity than being a diseased $10 hooker, one of them is being a paparazzi, another is working for those shit magazines and media that get rich by ruining people's lives.
paparazzi and the cheap gossip media = scum

You can't select when you do or don't want the public's attention. You don't get to be a celebrity, making millions and living the high life without paying the price. What, do these people honestly expect that people are going to worship them and watch them only when they want to be seen? If you decide to be in the public eye, you're in the public eye, PERIOD. You don't get to choose when it suits you to have the cameras following. And Britney is just asking for it. She acts like she's so pissed about the cameras always watching, then she steps right in front of them to shave her head! She's desperate for the attention.

Also...in response to 76, is anyone seriously dense enough to think that being famous and making millions means you'll retain your privacy and no one will follow you with a camera? It's real easy to criticize people like Britney because they put themselves in the situation when they sought out fame. It's not like she was living a normal life and the paparazzi just showed up one day.

Man I gotta give it up to the paparazzi sometimes, though. Where a lot of people would be star-struck and give revered respect to celebrities for no apparent reason, paparazzi say "Fuck you, I can get close to you if I want, because this is public property we are both on. Now let me take your picture and get paid by the pussies who are fooled into thinking you're important like you want them to do."

#78 - How do you explain a guy like Bill Gates, then? He's the richest son of a bitch in the world and you don't see the Paps following his every move like this. Why? Probably because he'll pay someone to have their asses removed!

for the love of humanity, EARL needs to give Brit a mercy fuck. she wasn't nearly this crazy til she put him out the house and he moved on with the porn star.

...i almost felt bad for her at the "please don't do this guys"...

...but then i rememberd she's had k-fuck's dick in her...

#82 that didn't sound like brit pleading. i think it was her new assistant. but apparently EARL's dick is the only cure for this nonsense and i don't think he wants to get anywhere near her again. personally, i think he is owed some money for having to put up with miss crazy for so long.

It's time to update her Behind the Music story

82: I assumed "please don't do this guys" was from the driver...Brit was too busy screaming fuck and hitting a car with an umbrella

nothing says psycho bitch more than beating up a car with an umbrella but seriously those paparazzi sounded like total jackasses. my fat sister in law told me brit tried to kill herself a few hours ago. can anyone conform this?

do they have to be inches off her face, every minute?

#88 Yes, because up her ass is just too nasty.

Hey Baldie paparazzi made you famous and this is how you repay them?

Damn, She is getting bested by Kfed? He has the I.Q. of a doorknob(sorry doorknobs). She is dumber than a fencepost. That bald head gives me nightmares, I am so ashamed that I lusted for her, is there some kind of program for us?

Hey 39, obviously you have nothing better to do if you're posting shit on here either. your loving this britney shit and have probbly followed her since the day she started on the Micky mouse club or whatever the fuck that show is. so don't bitch at me cause you know your a looser. i got 2 things for you

1) i've been on a whole 2, i've also been down with the flu for bout 4 days now so i've literally had and not been able to do much more than surf the net.

2) - and most importantly - I'm a single mom. I have been since I was 23-years-old. The day i told my baby daddy i was pregant was the last time i saw him. I had my baby at the beginning of my 7th month of pregnany She weighhed 3 pounds and spent weeks in the hospital. My organs started shutting down & I nearly died in the process of having her. I spent 5 days after an emergency c-section sedated and didn't see her until she was a week old and even then could only hold her for a few minutes a day. I've busted my ass, i've had my electricity shut off, i've hd warrants issued b/c i chose to bounce a check for ddiapers and baby food because I have no family nearby and have supported myself and my child on less thn $18,000 with out food stamps or govt support. And there have been many many many days where i wanted to just go out and find the first drug i came across just to get away. there have been days where i hve wnted to shave my head bald or cut myself or just leave my child on a doorstep and take off b/c it is that hard sometimes. I know what's going through her head, i've been there at tht same age. The only difference is that she hs the entire world wanting to know her every movement so we can all bash her and i don't.

make that 3 things bitch: I have done something with my life. I make probably 3 times as much as you do now and am have won multiple awards on the state and national levels for my work for 2 years now. I bout my own house shortly after my 25th birthday, i own my own car, i pay my own way in life. so unless your a single mom and can say ll that, get fuckin life

fucktard must have deleted my post. Next time, britney needs to use a baseball bat and actually connect to the heads of the papparazzi.

#91 Check your schedule, you've obviously confused this with your therapy session.

You know what the only OTHER difference between you and Britney is? She's been famous from an early age and had lots of time to get acquainted with the papparazzi as a fact of life. Oh yeah, it's probably not worth mentioning since you guys are really like ooh, almost twins!, but she's also worth over $40M which can buy a lot of diapers, electricity, baby food AND insulation and therapy if you want it.

And you might want to get your self-righteous ass in the car you OWN (wow!) and go get a dictionary, because spellcheck is not your friend here. If you're trying to insult someone and you're not too creative, it's honestly a really good idea if you can spell the insult right - LOSER.

1) if i wanted to take the time to use spellcheck on a comment on a site like this, Sweet Lord save me cause I need help.

2) Did I say we were twinkies. No, I said give a bitch a break

3) Wasn't meant as an insult. Obviously your simple mind can't wrap around that. Do you need a tutor? Might try that

May all your assholes scab over and may all your mom's take your computers away from you teenage posers.

That's meant to be an INSULT - just wanted to make sure you knew that. Should I spell it slower?

yes...please end her career

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