Feb 19 2007Britney Spears and her blond wig

She's clearly developed one of schack's fake mental illnesses.

Isn't that the old lady from the Golden Girls?

What, no Anna Nicole Smith news today?

I want Britney to dip her bald head in oil and rub it all over my naked body...

OMG! It's Dustin Hoffman!

What is she thinking?!?!?! Everyone knows what is under that wig! Blehh.

I just remembered where I saw that last pic before !
It was on a Wanted Poster in Roswell.

It looks like a Carol Channing wig.

She misses Kevin so much that she wants to see him everytime she looks into the mirror.

lol

She looks like a total dude!!!!!!!

Those glasses really pull that look together.

@8... Agreed.

Does she realize how long that is going to take to grow out???

Faces of Death: Celebrity 2007 Edition

get your copy now, at Walmart.

Any guesses as to what drugs she is on?

After watching her spiral out of control I really hpe she doesn't end up dead, at least not before Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, and Earl.

I say we hand her over to the Water Bondage guys and get back to her in about two weeks.

I believe Jayden is under that wig..and Preston too. That's the only way to "bond" with them.

Yup, a blonde 99 cents store wig, two babies and some super glue.

All the ingredients ya need to live the 'La Shitney McBaldy Broccoli Spears Life'.

Now all ya need is a bag of cheetos a Red Bullshit and a cig....

So the best she could get was Dynel hair off a '60's mannequin? Guess the saffron robe and begging bowl just wasn't an option.

Too bad it wasn't Lukemia

I admire Britney and I think she's doing the right thing. She shouldn't let herself get tied down just because she had a couple of kids. The public doesn't like her, but so what? They don't genuinely like anybody, just look at all the crap posted on this bitterfest site. Britney's learning how to live her life without giving a shit about what others think, and that's awesome! She's becoming a true role model for girls, instead of that fake one that was manufactured for her by dirty old men.

the question is, which has more bumps and stubble now, her head or her butt?

The wig is bad. But frankly, I'm more mortified by those horribly unflattering glasses. They make her look really mannish.

If she subtracted the wig and added a lollipop she could possibly land the role of Kojak in a remake.

Jesus.

Somebody call 911..I think a serial killer is on the loose.

umm, does anyone else think that maybe kfed wasn't the bad apple in the relationship? sure, he was lazy, but maybe he was keeping her under control, much like an iron-fisted dictator does to a fractious country. now that czar kfed is gone, she has revolted (or at least become revolting) and gone to war with herself. still, i would do her just to say i did her. i would derive no pleasure from the act.

I think Britney read all that legal discussion in the thread about ANuS's will, and she decided that drastic action was necessary to save us. Thank you, Britney.

@21... You are out of your mind.

Re:7
I meant to say her new look is out of this world.
(Hope no one got a negative spin from that)

Thanks Superfish! Now I'm going to that stupid "Wind It Up," piece of crap song, stuck in my head all day! And it's my birthday!

at this point, i think Britney has 3 choices:

1) A new career in porn.
2) Find a lesbian lover, and move to a foreign country with her new wife and kids, and try to live some kind of normal existence out of the spotlight.
3) Keep partying and doing drugs, and burn right the fuck out.

Personally, I wish she would've been a one-hit wonder. Instead, she somehow became a roll model for pre-teens who started dressing and acting like sluts.

I hope the music industry will start signing artists with talent, instead of these "Idols" with shit for brains.

#21, Cindy:

you are the reason that people in China Drown girl babys. They are afraid that they will turn out as stupid as you.

Not caring what other people think? Gee, that might sound good when you and your friends in Jr. High say it, but lets look at what she's been blasted about over the last year or so....oh yeah, most of them were for being a lousy mother. So I guess she shouldn't care what people think and continue to ignore her kids.

Franky, I'm all for that, it will be fun to read about what messed up little psychos her kids turn into. I'm betting they'll be a bit like you.

Oh, and #8......You are DEAD on with that!!!!! Looks just like her!

a wig's all wrong. britney's already been shown how to achieve elegant beauty with a head covering.

Shouldn't the headline have "blonde" instead of "blond"? I mean, granted, Britney could pass for a man in most countries, but she did have two kids and, well, female-like genitalia the last time I checked. So shouldn't the wig in context have feminine derivation?

I really think it should say "blonde". I'm starting to lose points with Fishy.

It's still an improvement over what her nappy hair looked like before she shaved it off!

Hmm. No one seems to remember Demi Moore did the same thing once and no one seemed to care. I think if you have the balls to shave your head, you should have the balls to stand behind it! Don't hide under some stupid wig and glasses. Stand up tall and say, "Yeah, I'm a bad ass, got somethin' to say about it?" Britney hiding under all of the ridiculous garb just says, she's not as strong as she would like us to believe.

Wow, look at how many bumps she's taken on the noggin!
Doesn't it all make sense now guys? Ol' Nana Spears was a bit of a butterfingers herself.

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Ai think at some point in the past I said I'd even fuck her bald... I take that back.

@31.. The mainstream music industry is worthless. It's all shit. The Grammy's are a huge joke. They generally cater to the pre-teens that like to dress like sluts. Or to people who don't really know what good music is. They just go along with the herd.

So she's wearing the star of david & now the wig & glasses to complete the Linda Richman Boca Raton Old Jewish Lady look. Oy. She's not like buttah.

#37 the difference is that Demi Moore has a gigantic cock. That's why she had to find a young guy - their bodies are more...elastic. Poor Ashton, it must hurt when he goes potty.

Oh poor Cindy, so Britney is one of your role models? Who's the other one? That bitch who drowned her kids in a lake so she could party with her man?

The future of western civilization folks, look at it and shudder.

#37 Yeah, but Demi Moore did it for a movie role, not acting out, mentally breaking down or just freaking for attention. She also looked good because her ears are really close to her head. She wouldn't have been caught dead in plastic hair.

Britney's breakdown was fun to watch until now. I'm afraid the next thing she's going to do is go home and put her kids on a barbecue spit. How can they be considered safe with her in this mental state?

I still say in that 3rd bald pic. she makes Uncle Fester look purdy! Actually she looks like one of cisco adlers balls!!!

I just feel really bad for Brit. I mean this isn't normal behavior, and it almost seems mean to keep picking on her. It's like going to a mental hospital and making fun of the crazies.

Oh, and Demi Moore shaved her head for a movie, G.I Jane. It wasn't like just some drug induced moment of insanity. Demi Moore actually got paid.

Thank you all for proving my point. You guys are completely predictable, thread after thread.

That said, "BarbadoSlim" is such a cool name that I'm DYING to suck your cock. Think of it as the recline and fall-on-my-knees of western civilization.

actually i think Demi Moore did GI Jane because she wanted to take steroids, pump iron, and shave her head, not the other way around. but i quibble.

The most important question is:

Do the curtains match the flooring and the furniture?

#48

I should probably assume you mean a select few by saying "Thank you all...", even though that fits absolutely no definition of being synonymous, buy how in the hell could you ever predict my comment in #35?

Generalized statements are boring, too.

It's not the baldness that makes her look manly, nor the glasses. It's the FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW! That and her neck, which is wider than her head.

#50 Hey, great ripoff of WD-40 #49 in the original thread. Way to go.

She looks like Sloth form the Goonies

Does anyone else think that this is reminiscent of a bad disguise on Alias? Its like, "the paparazzi will never recognize me with this handy-dandy disguise..."

Unfortunately, unlike Jennifer Garner-Affleck, Britney has the body of a washed up pop star, which makes the disguise all the more ridiculous, and basically inexcusable.

If she really wanted to go incognito she would put on clothes from Ann Taylor and pretend to be a mature and sophisticated woman of means. Then we'd never recognize her...

poor justin timberlake, all this could have been his.

You know what's most pathetic is that she is trying to compete with a dead-drug addict-Marilyn Monroe-copycat for front page tabloid coverage and the only way she could come up with was to shave her head. SAD.

I think it was Gofugyourself who called her "Baldney". Loves it.

That awful wig probably got her more attention than her bald head would have. It looks like a wig that someone would wear as part of their Halloween costume.

Maybe Britney turned over a new leaf and decided to be in the spotlight for the right reasons! She was going to donate her hair to the cancer patients, but she accidentally gapped it. At that point she really had no choice but to shave her head, light up a smoke, and get a few tattoos.

Or maybe she is going to impersonate Natalie Portman rapping on SNL on Tyra. Who knows what that crazy, underappreciated, little princess is up to these days! I say let the kids be kids and have their crazy drug induced orgies! Its good for their spirit! Brit can invite her friends too!

I also wonder what might be going through Justin Timberlake's head right now. "What was I thinking?" comes to mind.

@48... Cindy, you are the predictable one. If Britney is your role model... That's great. Go for it! Let's see where that gets you in life.

If you don't like this site, leave. If you want to post about Britney being 'awesome' and a 'role model'... you're in the wrong place. Simple as that. If you like being called an idiot, by all means... continue.

I'm totally bored of this girl and she belongs definite to this group of girls which i'm totally turned off from.But i don't want to make me sound too negative.The positive thing here's the wig and the sunglasses.If i had to make a moneyshot on her face for some reason,maybe the wig and sunglasses could help me to get off.

Used to love her but I had to kill her

Britney is a FREAK.

I knew this would happen. :o)

I heard that the real reason lil' Brit-Brit shaved her skull was that Drew Barrymore purchased the movie rights to "Kojak" and she plans to destroy the franchise, just like she did with the two P.O.S. "Charlie's Angels" movies. No-talent dickwad "McG" will direct, just as he did on the "Charlie's" flicks. It will feature relentless MTV-style jump cut edits and a cutting-edge hip-hop soundtrack filled with songs about "bitches" and "hos." In this remake, "Detective Stavros" will be played by Ashlee Simpson, while Detective Robert "Bobby" Crocker will be played by Courtney Love. Instead of the lollipop that became Telly Savalas' trademark, Britney will chain-smoke and chug Red Bulls. Instead of the "Who loves ya baby" signature line, Britney's new catch phrase will be "Uh oh, I feel somethin' comin' up." Opens in theaters nationwide September 2007.

See pic...she IS the new Carol Channing !

http://static.flickr.com/45/117063306_7bf2b1d644_o.jpg

Jim Rockford used to wear those same exact glasses. Wonder if Brit has the gold Firebird, too.

@50

Nice try you fucking prick.

#48, your point was not proved because you have no point. Just a bunch of meaningless bland platitudes.

So, by following your logic, Brittney should cop off her nose and set her labia on fire because that would really show people that she doesn't care what they think?

My god, I hope that you work at a 7-11 or Dairy Queen, because if you've actually gone to college and think like that this country is in for some entertainingly stupid newspaper stories over the next decade.

I would have gathered up just an ounce of respect for her if she would have ROCKED the shaved look - grew some balls - toughened up - kicked some ass - showed that she was taking charge - but the whole damn Carol Channing look just shows that she's pussied out. GROW SOME BALLS BRIT!! OWN YOUR MISTAKES!

Okay, I've seriously tried to stick by Brit. Throughout her downward spiral I've maintained that somewhere deep, deep down she was still hot. Still fuckable. Even when she was fat and greasy I still would have done shit to her if for no other reason then she is Britney fucking Spears... But the shaved head / horrible wig thing has made me for the first time ever say:

I would NOT hit that.

@71

Er, after the flashing of the vadge and the c-section scar, that was it for me.

If you're going to shave your head, then fuckin' OWN it. Damn.

Don't these people (Brit, Tara, Lindsay, etc.) have managers? Handlers? Zookeepers? You'd think with all the money she made 'singing' she'd at least have hired one Sir John Geilgud-like butler to keep her shit together.

Damn! Get your shit together, bitch, or we'll be comparing your obituary press to Anna Nicole's.

WARNING: This is what happens when you eat too many Cheetos! It is not too late to save yourselves from looking like Britney - JUST PUT THE CHEETOS DOWN!

...and here we have a female version of a comb-over.

OMG she looks like an old jewish grandama who should be dressed in a jewled sweater cardigan smoking a cig...

what the fuck happened to her...with all of her money she can't afford a good wig?

she needs to stop going out in public

You know, you generally don't shave your head to then wear a wig... and a bad one at that. Wasn't the purpose to rid herself of hair?

Last pic....

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

@72

Nah, even with all that going on, I still held out hope. Maybe, just maybe she could turn it all around.

I think I'm just a bit too sentimental really; I'd just reached that... 'special' age when she first hit it big with 'Hit Me Baby' and from that point on I just considered her the pinnacle of hotness.

Now though... *shudders*

#21 Cindy -- Maybe you're kidding, but maybe you are part of the problem: an uneducated enabler who uses foul language and supports an out-of-control woman who desperately needs medical attention.

Whore. to mutant. to old maid.

My, oh my..rehab certainly did do wonders for her! Appearance-wise alone she's improved. 150%.

She looks like David Koresh, only dumber.

I shaved my head once but I had a good reason. I was tired of getting puke in it.

Maybe she could get a deal on wigs from Jessica Simpson.

Brit is totally sane. With her newly shaved head she reminds me of the Manson family, and we know they were totally sane.

#86, you're right. She reminds me of Squeeky Fromme or that other wack job, Leslie Van Houten.

SEE KIDS?

STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!

That wig is so WOW!

Is that inferior wig from the Rachel Welch collection? Hideous! I always found her annoying and devoid of true talent. She could remember a lot of dance moves, but she was as graceful as an ox. I do not miss clips of her stomping around a stage - she was pitiful then and even more pitiful now. TeeHee... truly an embarrassment inside and out. I switched to team K-Fed when she stopped wearing underwear. I hope the department of child services are reading all the papers.

At first glance I thought Carol Channing had a stroke....(no offense the the Channing family).

84 -
Thanks so much for that visual!!!

I've gotten better wigs from the Halloween clearance sale at Wal-Mart.

With the wig on, she looks like a Miami Beach retiree.

With it off, she looks like she should be doing German scat porn.

Jebus, all the people who feel sorry for her... your sympathy is misplaced. She's a grown woman with a couple of kids now. Getting out of the house and socializing a bit is one thing, but she blew right past that and went full-on Paris Hilton. Flashing her bajingo all over, barfing in public, being seen with a variety of ill-advised men. I think she's gotten out quite enough and needs to go back home and take care of her kids to the extent that she is able (hopefully she'll get some help with that). Sorry to sound all old school and everything, but when you have kids, you don't get to do all the shit you did when you were single and childless. Nobody forced her to squeeze out a couple of rugrats, but she did and they should be up above "make sure everyone sees my hoo-hoo" and "get shitfaced every night" on her list of priorities. I don't know what to say about her shaving her head. I don't know if that's a sign of mental illness or just one of her spur-of-the-moment things (like her 3-day marriage).

OK THIS IS SCARY NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE KFED? WHAT UP WITH THAT?

She's retarded and has an ugly lumpy skull.

Yup. It's official.

That day of rehab gave her lice.

the first time I saw britney was at the Kentwood Cow Shit Festival and she was probably about 10-11 years old....she was on stage performing (if you could call suggestive dancing and moaning some hideous lyrics performing) and a handful of drunken men holding beers in one hand and rubbing themselves with the other at the edge of the stage watching her stage act. I said aloud then I'll say again now...it is sickening to see parents prostitute their children. Caring parents do NOT put their young children in slutty outfits and have them gyrate on stage for profit.

#21 don't worry...she's not being "tied down" to parenting any more than her mother was, with her. Typical Kentwood, Louisiana Parents.
I pray that someone ELSE is caring for her children.
Also...it is NOT what drugs she IS on...it is what drugs she isn't on....Lexapro, Lithium? Maybe shock treatments?

Britney is smarter than anyone thinks. When you have no talent, as she does not, you have to cook up ways to stay in the press' eye like shave the hair and wear ugly wigs. You have to give to her: it keeps people talking, like you oh Superfish.

i find it amusing that a large portion of you "jumping on the bandwagon" and kicking britney when she's down so to speak will, in the future, be praising her as soon as she makes her "comeback." her comeback of course will consist of a miraculous 90lb weight loss and a fucking weave. maybe a spray tan. maybe. followed by a studio/machine produced voice on a new album. which again, most of you will buy.

i have stood by my opinion for the duration... she's a talentless, ugly, trashy worthless human being who deserves to die.

It's a wig from Jessica Simpsons hair range thingy!!

Well...it's not quite so funny when you read some of the (supposed) accounts of her running around aimlessly in an agitated state, even stopping by an emergency room for an hour before bolting, just like rehab. It does sound like she's having a very public nervous breakdown. But then, if you look at the pictures and think of Beavis drinking something caffeinated and turning into Cornholio, it's funny all over again. Cornholio Spears. Has a nice ring to it...

she should have gone with WAY bigger glasses, A CHEASIER WIG, and one of those 2" ring gags. you know the kind that force your mouth open and then any wino or horny dude could pee or cum in her mouth, and all she could do is go uggggg uuuuggg uggggg, and we could say "more cum and pee? sure brit, dont worry"

Oh yeah, I called it 8)

Unfortunately, the fate of our society is directly linked hers. As Britney falls, so falls America. The head shave represents the 20,000 troop surge.

This is bad news kids...

One of my favorite games of all time is called "Penitentiary". It includes a blonde wig, a pair of dark sunglasses and a bowl of Miracle Whip Salad Dressing. The blonde wig and sunglasses are optional.

Thanks for the sermon, Wiseass.

Suicide countdown clock starting... now

It's official britneys bald, and now she's selling her hair.

Oh this poor girl. Just own your shaved-headedness. At least a funky punk rock colored wig would look less sad.

The wig is beyond pathetic and mocks all the chemo-radiation survivors out here in Realityland. She needs a good bitch slapping.

I'd like to see her involuntarily committed to a suitable institution, like the Hollywood Scientology Center for Rehabbing Gays, Kooks & Jehovah Believers. Maybe get Tom Cruise in there to talk some celebrity sense into her....buwhahahaaha! Get asskisser Brooke Shields in there to testify what a great influence TC is on a career......

seriously, this poor girl is so far gone, it's only going to be news when she takes to meth and gorges on it, gets open weeping lesions and loses her kids and fortune to their uber-responsible parent, KFed.

I thought Velma from Scooby-Doo had darker hair.

something tells me next time brit goes home she's going to find jayden all blue in his crib like baby Dawn in trainspotting.

@ 21- what the hell? o.o you sound like a britney sheeple that just came her to support her. if you don't like this "bitterfest" site, leave. and as a girl, how the hell is she a role model now? she's odvioulsy stoned off her ass, she's clearly getting drunk off her ass also, it hardly appears that she does anything with the kids... hell, i saw more pics of michel jackson and his kids then her with hers... it sounds and looks like she's just pawning them off on her mom. all she ever does is go party like a hooker every night. she does weird shit like not wearing underwear and then clearly not caring that she's flashing people (it's SAD when paris has to close your legs for you, ok...). she spends one day in rehab and then leaves and now we are to this... shaving your head and covering it up with a cheap ass wig. i'm sorry, but this is NOT a role model for girls...

Doot... doot... dooby dooby... doot-doot-DOO-do/
Doot... doot... dooby dooby... doot-doot-DOO-do...

Er... don't mind me, folks... just adding the appropriate soundtrack to the three ring circus and freakshow that is now Britney Spear's life... Carry on...

DOOT... dooby doo-doo!
DOOT.. dooby doo-doo!
Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooby Do-BEE-Doo Doo!

*okay... cue the ringmaster... elephants... dancing midgets... Siefried... what's left of Roy... gay trapeze artists... bearded lady... line of French poodles in tutus doing a conga line on the top of a moving clown car... Britney Spears's current mental breakdown... and... WE'RE... DONE!!!*

2nd pic - Phyllis Diller? ...anyone?

100:

"i find it amusing that a large portion of you "jumping on the bandwagon" and kicking britney when she's down so to speak will, in the future, be praising her as soon as she makes her "comeback." her comeback of course will consist of a miraculous 90lb weight loss and a fucking weave. maybe a spray tan. maybe. followed by a studio/machine produced voice on a new album. which again, most of you will buy."

Uh, like NO WAY.

Her worn out pussy was gross, and she has no ass. Add to that she's got two Federline brats and I can't think of her as sexy anymore.

No sale here, bub.

#117 You're just trying to sick us out so you can have her all to yourself.

It's working.

What a clown.

#21, I believe you are as far gone as Britney is...a true role model for girls??? You have got to be kidding me. Sadly, you are not.

God, I was confused to see Andy Warhol on this page... does this mean we can now expect an Edie wig on Justin sometime soon?

She has obviously bleached her hair too often and had too many cheap hair extentions
that they couldn't save it.

This is what happens when trailer trash comes in to money. Every time. It's sad...

Somebody needs to euthanize this girl...STAT

Reports indicate that young Cindy Brady was abducted from her family home, and taken to a remote location, scalped and killed.
The body was found yesterday morning, surrounded by empty Cheetos bags and several worn copies of Becoming the Me I Want to Be: A Self-Help Guide to Building Self-Esteem by Don G. Simmermacher.

Beautiful and Bald: Persis Khambata, Natalie Portman, Sinead O'Connor, Demi Moore, and BRITNEY SPEARS.

I really believe next she kills herself or is found on the floor of some shitty hotel room where she OD'd on something.

Agree 100% with #126. She is standing on a banana peel with one foot and the other is on a acme roller skate that has lost all but one wheel.

Thats all folks!!

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She Looks Like Boy George
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14343349/

is it just me or does she look like mike myers when he used to dress up like that lady on SNL for his coffee talk bit.

shes still hott, so the girl shaves her head..at least she's not a pushover like *cough* jessicaXsimpson

britney will ALWAYS be better than that hooch

And back to rehab we go....
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070220/D8NDLI600.html

I didn't know the Dollar Store carried wigs. Yikes.

for a half second, i actually thought she was pretty on the top pic. i guess because of the wig and glasses...?

god she looks so bad...couldn't she get someone to at least try to fit the wig?

geez...doesn't the mental hospital know that she's loose??

she's insane, she is nuts!!!!

she is insane, she is nuts!!!! what a crazyyyyy ugly frog...cuz that is defintely what she looks like...ha ha ha...when will she ever look in the mirror and realize what a stupid, ugly whore and hoe she is?? she needs to die!!!!!!!

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