Feb 23 2007Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie collect another one

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Sweet, that was the first time I was number one... anyway, who cares about Jolie?

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Chimpokomon! Gotta buy a ticket gotta buy one gotta buy buy buy

I feel a Beneton ad a-coming

Fish man watches pokemon, that's kinda cute, lol.

Oh, can I have that Tam Binh like a 6 or 7... not too hot. Thanks, and water is fine with me too.

Someones gotta cook the rice..........

This latest one matches her earrings... all the others one just clashed. She was sick of hearing "Why are you wearing that African baby with those mother-of-pearl inlays?" Brad of course kept thinking Zahara never matched with his black loafers and Tumi handbag.

Another Oriental? WTF!! Angie must be racist against Hispanics. A South American or Mexican baby would naturally compliment the mini United Nations she's cultivated. How long before Brad pulls a Woody to Angie's Mia and bones one of his adopted daughters? Hopefully at least 18 years.

This is becoming a compulsion. Some psychosis must be involved.. She was on drugs once, all addicts simply find a replacement for their compulsions.

What? We are talking about someone other than Britney?? I'm lost...

Adoption is a good thing but not to the extent that this is coming to. It's about QUALITY not QUANTITY...when you have too many kids it's like having too many puppies..you have your favorites and the rest get pushed to the side...that's obvious with Angelina Jolie's comment about "sort of" resenting her own child (Shilo)because she has had an easy life and the "other" children need her more than her own child does...WTF, she's already setting this kid up to have complex issues for something that Shilo had NOTHING to do with..if Angelina wanted to go around saving orphans, then she should have kept her legs closed and not "forget" to take her birth control..how irresponsible is that??? I'm sorry but a woman who admits that her first french kiss and "make-out" session was with her own brother and that she would have married him if he wasn't her brother..needs help...not more kids to tote around!

They need an eskimo kid to complete the collection.

Oh and 13, suck a dick and choke on it.

Referring to Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie, us, or the endless buffet of children they buy?

#6 I agree.. aww I can just imagine him watching saturday morning cartoons on the couch in his pj's (probably a pokemon design) eating a bowl of cereal!!

But seriously, that whole last paragraph made me laugh - A LOT.

WHOA!
Not you 13, the one that was deleted just now.

This is the only think keeping Jolie from out-crazying Brittney Spears.

That woman is a loon. She must have diamonds in her vag to keep Brad from going off and sleeping with one of the nannys

all i can say...is from the looks of it...they are both good parents...have you seen the pics of maddox and pitt...looks like they got something going on there...

people have alot more kids than this, and still have close-knit families...so in this case quantity doesn't effect quality...

all i can say...is from the looks of it...they are both good parents...have you seen the pics of maddox and pitt...looks like they got something going on there...

people have alot more kids than this, and still have close-knit families...so in this case quantity doesn't effect quality...

Do you think this couple will ever consider leaving their passports at home and adopting some of America's poor kids? They're jetting all over the world and forgetting the babies right here at home that desperately need help.
I saw one article already where Jolie admitted that Zahara was her favourite child. Not too cool a thing to say.

@1 and 2, you must be so proud of yourself that for your first time in the #1 spot the best you could come up with was "COMMENT". i think that might be even worse then people who post "First".

Excellent... just a few more and the Fight Club will live anew...

I wonder if they ever play Spin the Globe to decide which country they will adopt from next?

these two are complete fools. the only possible redeeming thing about their parenting is that they are loaded with so much money and they use that money to benefit the kids to give them a better upbringing. but don't try for one second to say that either of them are good parents, or that they remotely deserve to get to adopt these kids. the only good thing about them is that they pay good money to hire good nannies to make sure the kids get raised healthy and are taken care of. these two are just jerkoffs with too much money.

Seriously, who fucking cares about the Jolie's? They can adopt 40 kids from Long Duck Dong and move into the most impoverished country in the world and they're still full of shit and full of themselves. Angelina will still be a stupid twat; no matter what. If she really cared about people she would start passing that ass out to poor men in this country. First me. Thomas Russell SF rules.

i guess american kids arent good enough for her, some fuckin humanitarian.

Jesus cocksucking christ, I have a bad day and retail therapy for new shoes & a fun outfit followed by some booze is in order... this bitch just goes & buys babies. Fucking loon.

a lot of people seem to care too much about these two adopting from other countries and not America. here's an idea, close your legs and adopt your own american kid! oh wait, you want your own biological kid? so you don't really care all that much. It's easy to criticize others for things you won't even do yourself. get over it.

I wish they would adopt me.

Daddy, Can I Sleep With You Tonight?

she needs to stop. seriously.

There are far less qualified parents (without the resources) that have more than four kids. These two have the time, money, and most importantly, the dedication to raising these children. So if they want to adopt a few more kids, that's up to them to decide. Also, the reason they are adopting from countries world wide and not from the US is to raise global awareness for orphaned children.

got a life, now back to baby talk and ang.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

@30 Hahahahahahahahaha

The same for me!

Ugh, I HATE defending them, but on this subject I have to.

Has anybody tried to adopt an infant in America? Good Luck, their aren't that many, and if they DID adopt one, the press would be all over them because they would be accused of jumping in line ahead of other people. (Normal adoption time for an infant in the U.S. can be a 5 year wait) Remember all the shit Rosie O'Donnell went through when she adopted.

So, I STILL think Angelina is a self absorbed nutcase and Brad pit is her lapdog...but on that ONE issue I'll defned them. (I feel dirty now)

I have the answer to all the problems...let Brad and Angie adopt Anna Nicole's kid - and then offer then a 2-fer special - throw in both of Brit and KFed's kids....everyone ends up happy!! Problem solved.

These two are just creepy. And their kids will be too.

blech.

#37-that's a wonderful idea, but they already have a white one, and they don't seem to like it as much as the pretty colored ones.

36 No adoption agency in America would give these two pinheads a kid. Hence the overseas kid grab.

shit, let her adopt me...id breast feed until i was 40

www.carpemundus.com - maddox's big brother

And now for my next ground-breaking problem-solving idea...getting Brit and Howard Stern together as a couple...

@37, LOL that's a brilliant idea haha!

Maybe she's campaigning to be the next Un SecGen, showing her ability to unite tyhe world's diverse cultures by doing so in reality. That, or she's some sick freak.

Just a few more kids and Pitt can call himself Captain Planet.

#25, what are you basing your assesment of their parenting skills and the number of nannies on????
you know them personally?
oh, you don't, o.k. then you and every other douchebag on here need to shut the fuck up already
and the people posting wah wah why doesn't she adopt from the U.S, keep proving how fucking stupid you are with those comments, it's really amusing
here's an idea, unless you KNOW what you're talking about, you should probably resist the urge to look like a complete jackass

CRESTLIN, you're the only one who seems to not have your head up your ass, nice post

The problem is, she's always adopting infants because they are emotionally easier to take care of. If she really was concerned about rescueing some poor kid from a hard life then she'd adopt someone older, because lets face it, a newborn doesn't understand a 'hard life' but an older kid understands that they are living in a poor country and have no parents. she should at least help them. Get some vintage in her baby collection and all.

After Angie is done collecting babies, she fully intends to string them together to make a life-sized charm bracelet.

RENEE, that's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've read here.
Do you have ANY idea what kind of organizations she has founded, and supports with not only time but millions of dollars?
?
Oh, you don't? then shut the fuck up

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JIZZ, that can't be the "real" you posting, you probably don't possess an erotic bone in your body
but damn, whoever that was, did you HAVE to ruin it by including Biatcho???
UHHHHGG

Heh heh, the dyke can't handle me!!!

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You know it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

It shows how big their hearts are to open up their homes to children of different backgrounds, ethnicity, etc. I think they are fortunate to have the resources to be able to care for these children.I also think that every child deserves a loving home no matter where they are from and if you have a problem with where they adopt from, then you adopt a child, uh oh, too selfish. You know you're doing something right if people have something negative to say, it's just the way the world currently is. Good luck Angelina and Brad, God Bless.

BIATCH, I think it's safe to assume no one in their right mind would want to handle any part of you, you dirty whore

btw, nice post #55

(1) they are bringing children into their family that are already here and need a family (2) they actually love and care for them (3) WTF telling someone else what color of kids they can have (being caucasian, I am what I call a "universal donor" and if I wanted to could have any color kids: Yeah for Me!- and don't need your fucking permission bitch) (4)I think it's a safe bet they'll never need food stamps so it's not your tax dollar (5) jealous, much?- they are both, and their kids, very pretty.

NICE woodhorse!!
did all the Brangelina haters take the day off today
what a nice change here on the fish

maybe they need an iraqi baby. with all the bombing over there you don't even have to adopt. just go to any public street, wait five minutes. when you hear the blast, hold your arms up in the air and a baby will magically appear in your hands. sure it may be bloody and missing limbs but that's what makes them even better. time to start adopting broken kids. poverty is for pussies. try getting around in life with nothing but a head and a torso.

or maybe they need a hispanic baby. i was at walmart the other day and there was this latina lady in the line next to mine. by the time she got to the front of her line she had given birth to two litters. they can't stop making babies. just shove a 3 liter fanta (complete with a wig) in mamacita's arm and she won't even notice you've stolen one of her 12 little gorditas.

...and she's still a skag.

LIBRAESQUE:#47 has one person who agrees with her - didn't CarpeMundus just offer himself as Maddox' older brother?? I kind of doubt she breastfeeds though..

UGH! Stop this couple from adopting already! Sure babies are cute but do they realize how hard it is to raise teens? Sure Angie thinks she can mold them into HER, but these kids are gonna have a mind of their own and want to act out. Its cute now, but it ain't gonna be cute in 15 years!

They need to quit going abroad and just adopt Britney's kids....they need more help than kids in third world countries.

BAH~BAH~~

lol I agree with #64

39
You made me spew Cheerios all over my keyboard.

48
You made me pee down my leg.

I have to go take a quick shower now.

PS Brangepittstains need a lot less disposable income and a lot more therapy.

I think anyone who recently checked herself (and only herself) in a hotel for a few days, because she couldn't learn French at home (her children disturbed her), has no business adopting more children. Period.

That is of course, if this rumour was true.

I think she's planning on starting an army. Or a sweat shop or something. Pretty soon the headlines will say "ANGELINA JOLIE STARTS HER OWN FASHION LINE--AVAILABLE AT WALMART!" and the truth will come out.

Hey folks!How about Angelina and Brad adopting me?I think Brad will be a good father.He's the kind who will every morning bring breakfast to the bed of Angelina and me.Hey Brad if you read this,i like homemade fresh orange juice and capuccino.

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

Even if Brad and Angelina are animated by the best intentions to adopt one child after another, adoption is one of the wrongest "well-meant" things people can do because adopted children often undergo a deep identity crisis in their teenage years. The emotional problems adopted adults have, result in a higher rate of suicides in comparison to the rate of non-adopted adults.

Most people who have been adopted said when asked that they'd never adopt a child themselves because they do not want them to deal with the same problems they had to deal with.

A Vietnamese is a Vietnamese and he belongs to where his home is at. Instead of divesting children of their home, people should rather fight against circumstances which are forcing poor mothers/families to give away their children (which surely isn't easy to every single mother no matter if she's rich or not).

JRZMOMMY & LIBRAESQUE: you are totally hot which is strange for me to say since I have never tried mujer a mujer. Been having strange but pleasant dreams since you started posting the romance novels...... is this a hobby or profession???

#72 - I guess we all have to go "home" now except for the American Indians - well, fuck it, they have to go too. And because that land bridge isn't there any more, they'll just have to swim. No more illegals in this whole continent!! Go home you bastard Canadians! All of you Mexicans - go back to the Mediteranean area. Everybody back where Celebrienne says you belong. Celebrienne, you belong in a Filipino brothel.

LOL #72 "motivated" not "animated" - they aren't cartoons.

There're some differences between the islamic- and christian culture.One of them is the islamic culture don't allow interracial adoption.Correct if i'm wrong with this.

@woodhorse/#74/5: Since I'm not a native English speaker I looked that phrase up in an online dictionary - so, sorry for that.

I think you missed the point in my comment. First thing is that it makes a clear difference whether a WHOLE family is immigrating to another country or if a child is cut off his roots by being adopted.

Only thing I wanted to say is that adoption is not the answer to save children from poverty.

I clearly notice the sarcasm in your comment, so don't worry I didn't get it.

#76)'One of those are' not 'one of them'.

#76)I forgot to put the 'me' behind the 'correct'."Thunderous Applause".I just was too lazy to make myself one up,thanks anyway Richport.

Can her bulimiarexia jowls get any bigger???????????

Unfortunately, I have a family member with this problem...so I know the signs.

Good Job Brad and Angie! It takes tremendous love, commitment and dedication. Especially from people in your position. My hats off to you and your wonderful family.

The only love these two freaks know is self-love. The only commitment is to feeding that love. It's all a fucking game to them, the kids being their new toys.

These countries and goverments on this globe which are sellling their own childeren must be really full of shame of themselves.Instead of solving their own national problem,they are sending this abroad and making profit at the same time.To all the goverments on this planet which allow this,raise your hand till the height of your forehead and make the L-sign...I'm disgusted of you and i hope one day these kids will return to you and sue you for billions in US dollars or euros...If that's the only way to teach you to solve your own problems then i'll be only encouraging this.

#84)*Thunderous Applause and getting granny-underwear thrown to his head*

#84)*CLAPCLAPSLIBCLAPCLAPSLEPCLAPSLONGCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

#85 haha and why do I feel I have to go and check to make sure I only have pretty underwear??

#36:
"There aren't that many kids to adopt in America."

Are you being serious! Wow, that statement is pretty inaccurate. And besides all the reasons that you listed as to why these two don't adopt Americans, I have a feeling it a)wouldn't get them as much attention to adopt an American because with the foreign babies they're "saving" them from an impoverished country and b)showing acceptance of other races. I think it's a publicity thing, for the most part, to be honest with you.

OK, so... I have to say I love Brad and Angelina and the whole Bradgelina thing you know. But this mini-UN thing with adopting every other kid from every third world country in the 21st Century has gotta STOP. You know what I mean? Fundamentally, adopted kids need lots of care, time and love and of course they have the money... so no worries about that. I just think this mini-UN thing has gone too far. How about this, let's agree, that after about 10 adopted kids, someone needs to put them through some psych testing. My limit is 10 here... so I'm going to give them up to 10. But its gotta STOP after 10 :) If you can't possibly for the life of me get what you need out of 10 kids, you are done... try kittens.

LIBRAESQUE- Dumbass. I was talking about her adoption fetish and previous comments she's made about her INFANT adopted children having had hard live when in fact even you being the idiot you could figure out that the older orphans out there have harder lives because they actually understand that they have no parents and they are the ones who need parents most, and yet alot of people wanting to adopt, including the indredibly fugly AJ, don't want to deal with the emotional baggage they come with.

So next time you want to leave some sort of remark why don't you think about it for a while rather than jumping into the deep end and making a retart out of youself (not that that is very hard to accomplish for you)

Oh for fuck's sake you people are never happy. You sit here behind your computers and salivate at the chance to ridicule some virtual stranger's personal life. Jolie gives up close to half of her earnings to all kinds of charities and organizations. She plans to give a loving and supportive environment to children who otherwise may be lying dead on the side of a road in some third world country. God forbid she be selfish enough to have a biological child. How many illiterate slobs have you all pumped out? There are plenty of people waiting to adopt blonde haired blue eyed American babies. Because America still has its head so far its ass, a white couple still gets sideways glaces if they have an ethnic child. But we can see Britney Spear's vagina on a daily basis and no one seems too phased. But yes, Angelina and Brad are the weirdos.

Renee, speaking of "retarts", learn how to fucking spell. Moron.

DISGUSTING- Who gives a fuck about spelling, because clearly I have more of a point to get across than you do. But really your lame little comment made it balantly obvious that those were the only dumb little word you could respond with. Picking on someone's spelling? That's got nothing to do with the topic we're on MORON. ^________^

P.S. I'm guessing that your pen name is a reflection of your personality.

I think everyone should just leave the couple alone. It's their business if they want to adopt whomever they want. This is a free world, and I don't see how adopting kids who are in need of family is a problem. However, what Celebrienne said also made sense. It all depends actually. But if the couple truly have the best intentions, so why not?.

*Sighs deeply,shakes head*.If i was God,i would shed a tear on this abroad,interracial-adoption movement what's going on for decades now in this world.Let's flip the roles around to the other side,try to empathize yourself in being adopted as a Caucasian by Asian- or African people.You'll have your 3 meals a day but even that's not a warranty. Think at A.N.S. eventually starved baby,do you think A.N.S. was the only insane one?There're millions of this kind with a sick,fucked up mother- or fatherinstinct.Now maybe the kids of Brangelina are cute.Because the only thing they care about now is their rattles,teddybears or toycars.It's only a matter of time and one day they'll be walking as a family in public on a day out or something.On a silent sudden moment these kids will look at eachother like they're lost and they'll be having exactly the same thought;WTF has happened here?! Abroad interracial-adoption is modern colonization.Sadly for many people it's also some kind of statussymbol.If you've so badly the urge and the need to make a better world,start in your own country first.

Libra--Angie isn't in the market for a Yetti baby, you can chill with the ass-kissing comments.

and you jizz can go fuck yourself

lowlands, thanks for sharing the depth of your breathing and spastic head movements. However you forgot to share with us at the end of your post "farts deeply, shakes penis"

Thanks Renee, I already addressed the topic beforehand. BUT I really DO need personality lessons from a fat middle-aged loser like yourself, tell me the part again about growing old and being surrounded by cats again...

<98)Thank you so much dear,for filling me in and make me complete.

Libra! You forgot to mention "Thunderous applause"! Lowlands is all about the inmportance of self-expression, where as Renee clearly seems to be suffering from a base case of piles. Ouch. In all honesty, I could have done without the grannypants mental picture, it's probably to accomodate "thunderous" thighs :/

The Jolie-Pitt village is really shaping up. Those kids will all have a better life for sure. I do not see Brangelina having a healthy relationship; but at least the innocent children will be financially set.
I think they are both mentally unstable, but they have good hearts.

I feel sorry for Shiloh...didn't Angelina refer to her as a blob unlike her personable adopted children. 'Z' is the funniest person that she ever met (and I thought she got out alot). And then there is 'Mad' I wish that woman would stop putting finger nail polish on him, and doing that dumbass mohawk with bleach. Good parenting. They are still WAY better off then they would have been.

The Low blows again DISGUSTING? trying to sound creative and clever? Not working. I could easily asume that you are an ugly fucker who's only purpose in life is to faun over a 'famous' whore because males find the mere idea of glancing at you utterly disgusting.... but I don't know you and have never seen you, so i will not stoop to describing the creature you are just to take your own mind off the fact that the only way you can respond to criticism is by calling people middle aged and fat (both of which I'm not, in fact, I'm a college student)

What I'm trying to say is..... get over it, you seem SOOOOOOOOOO intent on proving that you are a clever and quick thinker that you are really just proving that my comments are getting under your skin, which really does make me pity you as they are just simple facts I'm posting.

do they even understand that it's not like collecting stamps?

To Disgusting: First off, there aren't too many "blonde haired blue-eyed babies waiting to be adopted" and if there were, Brangelina would have one in a minute! The problem is, that she has forgotten that even in the U.S. there are poor, abondoned, starving children, .....I don't care how many kids she adopts, it won't cure the world, and giving money won't either, its a temporary solution. The problem is the governments of these countries.....THEY are the cause of starvation and disease......so throwing money at orphan centers helps but it won't change the country or its government. Brad Pitt abandoned is wife to run off with this woman and become and "instant daddy" - well, that's his choice, but I don't admire him OR Angelina for that. I do think to some degree Angelina is doing what she does because she wants to do something good, whether or not its right or wrong, who knows? As for Pitt, he's just a stop in the storm, no matter what happens she will always be Angelina, Pitt changes with the women he finds interesting, its the "cause of the day." I don't admire either one of them. Does anyone here know that Meg Ryan adopted an oriental baby? I bet not...because she didn't make a "cause celebre" out of it. Pitt and Jolie are who they are, they think they are setting an example, they are not. Americans have been giving to other countries for many many years, in their taxes and out of their pockets books, in secret, [no trophies for the silent majority] especially in Africa, Mother Theresa who came from a wealthy family gave up her life to work in the streets of Calcutta, but when she died, there was hardly a blurb about it in the news. But Angie and Pitt are worshipped and glorified, big deal. Something is wrong with this picture. Hopefully her children will have better lives, but there is NO guarantee of anything.

Those who keep writing God Bless the Jolie Pitts get a grip - they don't believe in God they are atheists. In fact Brad stated in Parade magazine that he doesn't think the real God would ask for so much and that he is in fact egotistical. He only believes in himself as the supreme being - I guess the planets all revolve around Angie and not the sun. Sorry but these two are creepy and self centered, so these religious best wishes to the crazy pair are even creepier. Get a grip. These two are scary and the adoptions seem no more appropriate than the Michael Jackson family. It is a circus. Now the Jolie Pitts want to buy Neverland? Give me a break. Mark my words there is something weird going on with these two. Creepy.