Feb 13 2007Ashley Olsen shows off her underwear

What the?

If she *isn't* posing for the camera... what in the hell is she doing?

getting schwasted in her panties!

If she were totally nude and doing herslef with a big black dildo, I might be somewhat interested. As is. Nah.

I remember when she used to dress like that on "Fullhouse". I bet Uncle Jessie got wood back then too.....

Wait... even if she *is* posing for the camera, what in the hell is she doing?

skeletor in t-shirt and panties .....not sexy ! , what so ever .

man, I'd break her in half in bed lol. someone feed that girl.

I have to admit, it's a little disappointing that she's wearing those panties. If Brit, Lindsey, or Paris were in these photos, viewing them would be like watching a long-distance pelvic exam.

after all the britney crotch shots, i'm just grateful she's wearing panties. god bless underwear

what the fuck is this child pornography pictures doing on here.

If she decides to squat on that cactus in the foreground - call me.

She's putting on a show for some dude. You can see his head in a bunch of the pix. Freaky!

After the Britney pictures, I can't get hard any more unless there's vomit visible. Maybe if she drinks some more, then spews chunks, and then moves around doing whatever the hell she's doing here...but only if she's playing in her own vomit. Britney's bodyguard pulled her out of the SUV before those pictures could be taken ("ohhhh...pretty...yellowgreen corn crop circle...duhdoye...").

Are those panties from her official Wal-Mart line?

That second shot where she's taking a crap is especially hot.

It kind of reminds me of what I see those playful bears doing at the zoo. Except she looks half dead and I'm not *aroused*.

Hahaha these pictures are hillarious! If you look at the 10th & 12th pictures you can see a guy at the bottom of the picture, I'm guessing theres a pool there. So if shes not posing for the camera, why is she acting that way for the guy!?! She seems like a weirdo!
Look at picture #8 - second row, last one on the right. This picture really scares me. Her legs.. they are so screwed up looking. It looks like a skeleton sitting there. From the knee down, it looks like a little child's legs. It really disturbs me alot. The weird part is, she might not even be anorexic. My best friend eats like a fucking pig and has the same body structure as Ashley Olsen. She looks boderline anorexically-thin and has what looks like a 6 year old's body. And, Ashley Olsen has always been thin.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY.

Naughty kitty. Rowr!!!

That's right, there's a guy at the bottom of a couple of pictures. I think it's Bob Saget, and it looks like he's watching her and jerking off. Must be a "Full House" reunion.

Are these from when they were filming Full House?

She's hot!!!

yes indeed, one does get all figity when one does alot of coke.

She's not posing for the camera. She's by a pool and she's playing around with or posing for some guy... Look at pic #11, there's a guy swimming and she's splashing him or something. Also you can see him in #13 and #23. Since these are ground level shots you can't see the pool so it all looks weird - to say the least.

#18 - oh, i do see the guy!!! that's weird, he looks like he's growing out of the grass. but that explains why she is posing like that, but the question i wanna know now is: who is that guy she's posing for?!?!?

i wonder as well,

'vacation from what'???

what exactly do her and her sister do anyway?

Poor thing. The rich get bored so easily. Where are the ones of her biting her toenails and picking the lint out of her belly button?

Isn't that guy the father of Anna Nicole's baby?

Wow, she is incredibly unattractive. The second thumbnail is hilarious.

@24... :) Would you just sit down?!?

@28... tee hee!

My stepdaughter sometimes jumps around like that in the living room. Makes me very uncomfortable. I have to put a magazine over my lap.

I've analyzed these snaps for hours. She's smoking Parliments, there's a barcode sticker numbered 09481 51056 on the umbrella, she's drinking out of a Dixie cup, she's wearing Marc Jacob sunglasses, a t-shirt of her own design and panties from La Perla.

She's SOOOOO high.

she must be tighter than a brand new first baseman's mitt.

I don't understand why women in America are so ashamed of their bodies. Here in Belgium women walk around nude all the time. It is so natural.

This girl her legs are to far apart.While standing she even doesn't have to spread her legs,an Amsterdam sidewalk-xxxpole could be shoved inside without any problem!Too skinny girls like this are a totally turn off!

hell I'm catchin the next plane to Belgium!

I'll have you know that I was NOT in a trash can while taking those photos. I was in a lovely suite across the courtyard from Ms Olsen. And, by suite, I mean I was standing on the toilet in the cabana men's room. Have to remember not to wear crocs next time. They're slippery on porcelain. By the time I finished the roll, I was soaked up to my knees. You think that's bad, you should have seen the guy that I barged in on. Boy was HE soaked. He took it rather well. And, when I say well, I mean that he tried to run over me in the parking lot. Good thing I had ditched the crocs by then or POWIE.

Sunscreen people... she looks like a lobster. You'd think the gopher guy would offer to slather her up.

Sunscreen people... she looks like a lobster. You'd think the gopher guy would offer to slather her up.

#38 ROFL!

#38 ROFL!

the gopher-man-thing is quite alarming! can anyone give an explanation for that?

Is this an attempt to be sexy? If so, she might want to brush her hair

Is this an attempt to be sexy? If so, she might want to brush her hair

Is this an attempt to be sexy? If so, she might want to brush her hair

Sorry for the multiple posts. Screw you Typekey

Good one #44.

At least she's wearing underwear. If I see one more "celebrity" bitch's poon, I'm gonna go medieval on someone's buttocks, and not in a good way.

She has better legs than you'd expect, but she's still too effin' skinny. And no boobs. And her hair looks like crap. I guess when you're worth a billion, you don't have to look good, but it would be nice for the rest of us if you did.

Good one #45.

Good one #46.

Didn't Crabbie post pretty much the same comments about these pictures a few hours ago? Yeah.

Man! That's just WEIRD!

Not that she looks as if she's about to play a nice game of "Pee On The Gopher's Head",

but that she's old enough now to not look as if she has poop in her diapers. AND I don't mean the hard poop, but the soft poop that she probably had when she was a baby on Full House or as some like to call it...her last hit!

wow... and i mean WOW!! she's just SO classy... i LOVE the one where she's laying on her tummy with her undie ass in the air with her legs spread apart like she's ready for a gang bang... man... i just WISH i could be THAT graceful with as much class as her. she's totally my hero.

No fluorescent alien vomit on the ground, no skidmarks on the panties, no muffintop outfits, no brownstool nips, no drug stash, no hymies clawing at her, no lumps of coal lying on her looking back at the camera with oh-lawdy-lawdy eyes. Face it, these are best pics on this site in quite awhile.

BONEY LITTLE WHORE

BONEY LITTLE WHORE

What a tool.

Are those two tampon strings hanging out from her panties????
Wait a minute....they're her legs.

Crack is whack.

Wait ... this is the Olsen that ISN'T anorexic? Man, the other one must be in a bad way.

More importantly, is that a pack or PARLIAMENT sitting next to the Corona? You have 100+ Million in the bank and you smoke PARLIAMENT????

She is a butter face but that little body would be fun to rock once....

I never realized the back of my head looked so good

Isn't a smiling Olsen a sign of the coming apocalypse?

Anna Nicole, please come back...all is forgiven. Let's look at a crazy blonde WOMAN instead of this skinny child-thing.

Fuck, don't you wish you could order these people to go and get a job? Oh, wait, I just remembered that she and her sister are the heads of Dualstar Entertainment, and worth about a billion dollars, thanks to 15 years of licensing their names to a boatload of bad videos and shitty consumer items made by slaves in Chinese jails.

God bless America!!!!

Sorry, did I say "bless?" I meant to say "bomb."

Looks like another job for me "THE VAGINA WHISPERER" a RED zone if I ever saw one

#11 - REPORTED! >^D
#16 & #63 - lol.

This must be as close as we're gonig to get of a nude Olsen twin. I can almost see a nip in #8.
I must say that I don't mind looking at these - at least they aren't a train wreck.

I think she had the best boning she ever got and could care less about being photographed. Then she is trying to entice her f@ck friend to do it again by giving him a full eyeful of her panty covered pussy.

She looks like a little monkey. When they were on Full House they looked like little monkeys and nothing's changed, except now Ashley's a bad little monkey.

She looks like a little monkey. When they were on Full House they looked like little monkeys and nothing's changed, except now Ashley's a bad little monkey.

Is it just me or is Pic #8 a nip slip. I'm pretty sure thats one. Its in the proper location, relative to her other nip. Appears her nips are as large as Mena Suvari's.

No chick with a fit body should be wearing grandma panties. Thats just wrong.

I'm guessing she found those cheap '80's sunglasses on the set of Full House back in 1987... probably from some coked up slut that John Stamos was givin a Dirty Sanchez to back stage. The Cardinal must reflect now... yes. yes... Dirty Sanchez... yes, take 30 hail Mary's and wash your face with holy water... YOU DIRTY GIRL... HEE HEE.

well at least she haaaaaaaaas underwear. anyway, what's with the severed head?

there are a lot of people who have been waiting a very long time for this day.

a billion dollars and all she can get is a GOPHER MAN?? I'm pretty sure I can make one of my brothers go out with her, just don't show them any pictures beforehand.

What the hell is with gopher man? xD

Ever notice that there's never enough of the "good" pictures but more than enough (or in this case, too many) of the nasty ones?

id hate to see what her sister looks like.. *shudder*

#38..funniest damn thing I've read in ages.....

I wish Kirstie Alley would hunt her down and eat her, just like some KFC.

Really. Just eat the little billionairess and let's move on. Don't even put Kirstie in jail.

Ah, hell...it ain't too funny. Sorry :/

I think she actually would look good if she was wearing a bikini and not that stupid panties + "nip slip waiting to happen" hanging cloth shirt. Oh, and if not for the raging sunburn.

#62...what about Parliments? I don't know about where you live, but here they are basically the most expensive regular cigarettes outside of hitting up a cigar store...i know, because i smoke them. in fact, i'm pretty sure they cost more than the sunglasses, shirt, and underwear pictured above combined.

Monkey see...monkey do. Ashley is as hideous as her simian sibling Monkey-Kate.
They both look like they comb their over- processed hair with a fork, both dress like refugees (no offense to refugees), both are a couple pounds away from organ failure. I hope they thank God everyday for all the money they amassed,it was a total gift; not from hard work or talent.

P.S. only mental patients and geriatics roam around outside in their underwear.

With that face and body she should wear a veil head to toe...starting at the top to cover up that permanent insipid grin and moving down to cover up those ricket ridden legs.

That is a cry for help! A scream for help!

I'd split this little whore like a rail

#21 - I'm gonna puke after I stop laughing so hard.

I can't see this pictorial without seeing it as a Mom - this kid was a BABY in nappies like yesterday when I was wearing big ole shoulderpads in my power suits....seeing this baby grown up [a little] and doing power-crotch shots at some pervert off camera is like looking at a snuff video..makes me want to take a shower and clutch my teddy bears.

What sort of "mom" raised this poor girl & her pathetic bag lady sister?? They were so cute, cuddly & wholesome. Now it's like they've been "meth'd up", skanked out & turned into hungry vampires.

This world is so fucked up....I need to go weep now for our collective lost innocence having seen these photos........

Clete, you're mean. But funny as hell....

"both are a couple pounds away from organ failure. " - LOL.

Okay, back to clutching my teddies [not the Victoria's Secret kind] and weeping, gnashing my teeth and laughing as I scroll this site [with windows shades drawn so no one I know sees me].

31. *stepson*, fuck. I don't even have a stepdaughter, ...

Pic #3 is the most bizarre ever. Wtf is she showing gopher guy? "Look, I have a vagina! Ooh ahh" Plus her saggy deflated boob is threatening to escape.. argghhh

Look at pic #11. I think that's Howard K. Stern in the pool. Ashley will be dead within a week.

My lord. She looks like she escaped from a trailer park fire.

#88 Wally, how can I be your "beard" when you keep saying you're gay? That's not how it works, dumbass. I have standards and I am not going to keep accepting payoff money when you're blowing (no pun intended) the whole thing. I'm sending the last check back and I'm not accepting another one until you act straight. BTW, loved the poem.

#88 - How does it feel to be lonely all the time Wally? I bet no amount of booze can cure the piercing pain in your heart. Just sad... I wonder if your personalities argue with each other at home too..? And to assume my name than argue with yourself? A platoon of skywriting planes smoking out "I HATE LIFE!!! DAMN YOU RICHPORT!!!" would be more efficient

Fish, you moron! She is playing with her dog! Fucking mole man.

#94 if she is posing like that for her dog she is one sick monkey. #78 too funny.

#90 - LMFAO! Good thinking!
#88 - truly you are a sad sot. You steal someone else's name, post something perverse, and then conclude that you weren't perverse enough because you got ignored, so you had to change it to something worse?

How many times were you dropped on your head as a toddler anyway? Did your Daddy tell you that it was all your fault right before he pulled the trigger & offed your Mom and himself in front of you?

I weep for your existence. Please seek out 1) counseling, or 2) arsenic pills. ASAP.

MAKE IT STOP! After about the fifth season of Full House these twins went from cute to annoying gangly kids who are still trying to be cute. Then the world thought maybe they had a chance...turned 18...but no. All the haunting reminiscence of Kid Bopz Olsen Detective movies just ruined that fantasy for any guy. Now their Tween Bopper industry is gone, and they're still being famous for some reason. The O-List, the only way it can be described. No wonder she's posing in her underwear...I'd want to be remembered for something great in my career too. I think they need to be decoy bait on the Internet Predator show on Dateline NBC. Or the Clown Predator show on Disney Channel.

guys, i think she's practicing sexual positions. :-/

Looks like she's squeezing a huge zit between her thighs.....classy!

I spy with my little eye, some hella saggy boobs.

Someone take this bitch to In-N-Out or something!!!!!

She looks like she might smell like a big bowl of fuck...

She was on a tryst with her boyfriend, and the scumbag photographer caught her. Now she’s gonna have to explain to mom, dad, and sister Mary-Kate that she REALLY was on a trip with friends and NOT having an early honeymoon with gopher-boy (that’s an optical illusion caused by the long-range telephoto lens.)
And that’s not “some kind of strange dance routine” – she’s probably sore from going at it all night.

This looks *almost* like heroin-sheik kiddie porn.

Re: "She's putting on a show for some dude. You can see his head in a bunch of the pix. Freaky!"

Oh yeah I see....You're referring to the dude wearing the cactus hat! Of course...

Some dude is obviously hitting it...If she's drinking the cocktail, then who's drinking the Corona? Paris Hilton? Doh!

unempfarmer, oh yaawwwwwwwwnnnnn. Whenever anyone criticizes a creepy starlet prancing in her skivvies, you can expect some snot to come out and say "Ooooh, why isn't the US more like Europe? In [insert European country here] everyone regularly walks around naked and has crazy sex in the streets. You're so uptight!" Most of them aren't even European, I might add -- just wannabe sophisticates.

Think of it this way: Americans are more discerning, and so we're not crazy with every idiot (think Shitney) with miles of cellulite showing us all their "glory."

I've wanted a menage with them for years...

oh, the one who doesn't look like a clown pro? so, the one who looks like ET?