Feb 9 2007Anna Nicole Smith's death gets even crazier

Ha-Ha...He dated Zsa Zsa!!! Ha-ha

OMFG. FURST. :) !!!

What the sweet fuck?

OMG. FIRST! :) !!!

Could be true, tho'.

Buddy would be, like, 85?

OK BEFORE I DIE, I'D LIKE TO BE FIRST. disregard my immature "FURST" comments. poor ANA. RIP.

Christ! What's it gonna take to knock this bitch out of the headlines now? Who needs terrorists when we we're doing such a good job of imploding as a society?

wait, is this this Prince Frederick von Anhalt or Baron von Munchausen?

Ok seriously, Fish??

You're turning into a modern day PerezHilton.

Stop it with the Anna Banana posts already.

Sheesh.

You would've thought the broad would have died sooner with all the media she's getting.

We get it. She's dead. She OD. Three men and a wild monkey are claiming to be the father of her child. We get it.

Move the fuck on.

PunjabPete had a link to this on another thread. Thought I'd give some credit to him.

Celeb 'tragedy' doesn't get any better than this.

Why is it always the good ones that go first?

Take me lord, take me.

A lot of people are ragging that everyone is focused on ANS taking a dirt nap rather than more "important" news like suicide bombings in Iraq.

Well, I got news for you fuckwits. Suicide bombings happen every day, but it's not every day that a drugged out whore croaks from an OD.

Uh, wait a minute...

because she was always attracted by this kind of exorbitant wealthy guys.I always had the feeling she was living on the edge of becoming bankrupt.

@12... AND why are they on this site anyway? I think it's some sort of misplaced guilt. If we lived every moment of everyday talking about suicide bombs, boy what fun we'd have.

Wasnt Prince Frederick von Anhalt just on "30 Rock" last week?

Death from an allergy to grapes. Classic.....

So she went out like her idol zsa zsa?

"Im vomitting dah-ling, vomitting !!"

Oh Cletus!!! Where out thou??

oh my -- Anna, death becomes you! You went from a ridiculous golddigger with questionable parenting skills who was villified by almost everyone, to someone who now has "their life in pictures" on people.com.

And when Paris dies? Good lord, I don't think I could take this snivelling martyrdom for Paris Hilton.

People...give me a break. She did drugs, we now can't tell her daughter's father from THREE different men (how many more might there be???); as far as I can tell, her life was pretty damn near close to streetwalker. And we have to see her life in pictures??? This woman was a trainwreck...why are we suprised she died?

Thanks misanthrope.... :)

But ROSIE is a bad person for complaining that this story is covered in the media too much and then saying:
""So sad. It's unbearably tragic, that poor little baby."

But the superficial can say:

"Now it sounds like some terribly written cartoon where even the writers are worried they've taken the story too far. "

Some Interesting Facts:

The dudes not really a Prince. There's a family in Austria that used to be distantly in line to be the King of Prussia. Anyway, for a slight fee, they will adopt you and then you can call yourself Prince.

Paris Hilton is a third cousin (I think it would also be twice removed) with Zsa Zsa's daughter. She was married to Conrad Hilton, father of Nicky, who is father of Paris - I think that's the lineage.

Hilton basically disowned their daughter and left her $100,000. SOmething about Zsa Zsa divorcing him while she was pregnant with their child, and getting a BIG TIME divorce settlement.

And my personal favorite: Zsa Zsa was once married to the man who invented the Barbi Doll.

You know, she's an old bat now, but in her time she was married to some really rich dudes, and I bet she took everyone of those poor cocksuckers for every penny she could.

And now her fake-assed prince husband (who's like 30 years younger than she is) has a chance to get his hands on 250 million or so.

Life can sure be fucked up.

This has "Lifetime Movie" written all over it. What kind of D-list casting can we come up with?

Please, stop the sniveling over this dead never-was. She was trash who happened to become a celebrity. She's not like Mariyln or Diana. Expend your pity on the daughter, whose ignorant and selfish mother couldn't put the needs of her child above her own drug and party habits.

@19... no problem. :)

@20.... No, Rosie is just a bad person. She's faker than fake. She was on her own show for years pretending to be nice and kissing celeb ass. She went away, thank whoever responsible, and came back to 'The View' and says this is the 'real' her. So the real her is a big, nasty, lying, two-faced bitch. If the fish came out tomorrow and said, 'It's a shame people are picking on Rosie', that would make him hypocritical. I see where you're going with it, but it isn't the same thing. Rosie ripped on ANS yesterday and today she's saying oh poor thing. If Rosie's so awesome, she should have offered ANS help yesterday... or she should have kept her mouth shut today. She's not genuine, which is the point. She's faking.

Prince Frederick von Anhalt tried to adopt her, but his wife - zha zha gabor - would not allow it?!? That is fucking awesome. I have come to this site for months and know I know why.

That's completely true, they're turning her death into a soap story.
Whatever anybody thinks of her, do we really need to scrutinise her parenting skills and style of life? I think she's payed the ultimate price. We aren't to judge how she chooses to live, that was up to her. We all know what happened next.

Lol. He considered adopting his mistress but Gabor wouldn't sign the papers?! Freaky.

I didn't think it was possible to "jump the shark" in real life but ANS just proved me wrong.

I wish there was another Danny Bonadouchebag post so I could dump this there...

However, FUCK IT. Here goes anyway...

If you know people who hate Danny Bonaduce and want to see him removed from the Adam Carolla Show, please forward this URL to them.

This online petition requests that CBS Radio remove DB ASAP.

Forward it to ANYONE who you think listens to or has listened to the show and hates Danny.
Ask them to forward it as well.

The petition is located here.

http://www.petitiononline.com/bonaduce/petition.html

Thanks,
Punjab

Holy c... Who knows...I may be the father.
....And Pete, never, never, never say anything bad about Bonaduce. He may hear you...

Why? What will he do? Bite my ankle? His black belt is worth shit if he wants to tangle with me...

#22 . . . I totally agree with you.

Here's a new theory being floated around: Daniel is DannieLynn's father. Your guess is as good as mine (let's compare notes...heh heh, heh heh) as to how but considering the drugged up state those two have been in, anything is possible. Only problem we have now is that if Dannie is the product of an incestuous relationship AND her mother was taking whatever chunk of pharmacy over the course of the pregnancy, how long before her sentience awakes and we all get sucked up in the force that will be known only as "The Dannie Zone". Whoops, gotta go. Sirens.

Prince Frederick von Asshat

ze truce ees strawnzhare zen feection

this story needs an A-list person, desperately. even a B-lister would help. statistically, isn't there a good chance that Charlie Sheen is the dad?

I bet Zsa Zsa's bitch-slapping her husband just like she bitch-slapped that cop.

#28 - You can't be the baby's father because I am.
Wait ... Rich is.
Wait ... Rich's troll is. Wait ... RPTLTC so that can't be right.
Now I'm so confused.

HEY Punjab---I haven't seen Danny on Adam's show. Why is he bad....just obxonious?

As for Anna...this is what I think of her...

'Anna Nicole Smith was detirmined, stunning, sparkly, outrageous, inappropriate, fun, confused, heartbroken.’

Holy cow. This just keeps getting better and better.

Prince Frederick von Anhalt is a lot less of a Prince than that little guy singing "Purple Rain." Despite the implications of the name "Frederick Prinz von Anhalt," this joker is neither royal nor a prince. He was born Robert Lichtenberg and was adopted (as an adult) by Marie Auguste Prinzessin von Anhalt (who used such adoptions as a source of income). Via the adoption, he obtained the surname "Prinz von Anhalt," but did not in the process obtain a title or noble status. It makes me think of the character in Monty Python named Mr. Smoke-Too-Much. He has a reputation in Germany of being a pathetic wannabe celebrity and total bullshitter, cemented by his marriage to the Mummy of Budapest. Defenceless child Dannilynne has a pile of money now? Sounds like a good time to claim paternity! thinks Prinzy.

WOW! He was fucking her AND he wanted to adopt her??? I didn't know we were talking about Woody Allen!

#21: Your facts are a little shaky. Paris's dad is Rick Hilton, grandson of Conrad Hilton, the hotel chain founder. Zsa Zsa is step-great-grandmother to Paris, as she was once married to Conrad. Married to Conrad's son Conrad Jr. was Elizabeth Taylor, in the first of her many marriages. She claimed he beat her on their honeymoon and divorced him shortly thereafter.

This fake prince is only looking for a new 15 minutes in the spotlight. Sickening how the vultures come out as soon as death occurs.

Whether he's lying or not, Anna IS our Princess! Princess Brimstone, Princess Suck-some-cock, Princess Anything-for-money, Princess Jubblies, and for those feel-gooders, Princess Tinkles-when-she-laughs. Princess Kill-her-son, Princess Don't-need-to-do-an-honest-day's-work-with-the-tits-someone-else-bought.
Let's bow our heads and share a moment of silence for the Princess.

When the DNA test on Daniellynne is done, here will be the mindblowing result, no Howard DNA, no guy from El Lay DNA, no Prince Husband of Zsa Zsa in A Can DNA ..., it will be the DNA of her recently deceased Half-brother Daniel! Remember, you heard it here first.

Fake MARRIED prince, publicly bragging about being Anna Nicole's lover? How classless can you get? People sure act stupid to get their hands on money. How many other guys are going to fess up to being slimeballs to get their hands on the $$? That poor baby, hopefully the real father will get custody and I bet it's not Stern.

um... he wanted to fuck her and adopt her... something doesn't quite add up - oh yeah, it's morals. duh.

In germany this prince was last time in the yellow press when he peed in the bathwater from a member of a big brother spin off called "Die Burg" (=the castle) where some Z-class celebs live together in a old castle like 500 years ago.
This prince is "famous" in germany for his big mouth and lies, don't give a shit on his statements. He wants to be in the yellow press again, thats the only reason why he says he had an afair with ANS.
This guy is so full of shit, even the german yellow press ignores him nearly complete, sometimes he's back in stupid shows like "Die Burg" or other shit in trash tv-stations but nobody takes his statements for serious.

But Anna was a whore, who fucked anyone for what she wanted. I can see her wanting the "princess" title, she was a vapid enough bitch to think that it would make her "something". So I believe it. A "Z" celebrity with another "Z" celebrity? Hello Adrian and Chris!!

If I didn't know better, I would say her death was just a publicity stunt. This is just too much.

If ANS was still alive, I would tell her to go on Maury Povich. Everyday he has whores on there who don't know who their "baby daddy" is. They end up testing like 5 guys and still never find out the truth.

how bout just calling him prince frederick von assholt?