Feb 14 2007Anna Nicole Smith starved her baby to make her "sexy"

A legal document written by Anna Nicole Smith's former nanny, Quethlie Alexis, in December has been leaked and it contains multiple accusations about Anna Nicole (aka Vickie Marshall), among them a claim she dangerously starved Dannielynn because "She wanted her baby to be 'sexy'." The accusations in the sworn affidavit include:
- Alexis was ordered to "underfeed" Dannielynn because "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces. Dannielynn is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."
- Anna Nicole threatened to "shoot her" if the baby ever addressed the nanny as "Mummy."
- Anna Nicole tried to kill herself two separate times. "On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid." When Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words "I wanted to die ... I meant to kill myself."
- Smith "tried to drown herself" in her swimming pool, but Howard K. Stern rescued her from the pool. After the rescue Stern was overheard saying to Smith, "If anything happens to you, I would go to jail."
- She never witnessed Shane Gibson (the Bahamian Minister of Immigration) and Smith having sex, but the former nanny claims the minister would, "spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall in her bedroom" on a "daily basis."
To be fair, fat babies are gross. I mean yeah, they might have a great personality and be full of life, but nobody wants to have sex with a cow. If anything we should applaud Anna Nicole for her continuing efforts to make infants look like the sexual objects that they are. I'm just surprised she didn't try to get the kid breast implants.
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Reader Comments
1. danielle - February 14, 2007 1:03 PM
Apples
2. OhAySis - February 14, 2007 1:04 PM
My baby due June 27 is the father.
3. itspat - February 14, 2007 1:05 PM
diapers are not very slimming. and it wouldn't have taken much to save ANuS from drowning, given her own forward-loading floatation devices.
4. saradevil - February 14, 2007 1:07 PM
I feel like there is a dead baby joke in there somewhere, but I'm just not the kind of girl who is willing to make it.
As tragicomedies go, though, this one just keeps getting worse and worse.
5. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 1:08 PM
Wha? What the hell is a sexy infant? And what the hell kind of a nanny taking care of an infant (knowing full well the baby is not thriving) would comply with a drugged out moron? She should be dis-nannied or whatever they do to those sort of people.
6. Noughty - February 14, 2007 1:10 PM
If Anna Nicole knew the past tense to the verb "mean". If she actually said "I meant to kill myself" rather than something like "Uhn! Die wanty!", then really, I'll. Be. Damned.
7. RichPort - February 14, 2007 1:10 PM
I'd have given that sexy infant a Dirty Sanchez, complete with a meconium moustache.
8. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 1:20 PM
Ok, so Howard said, "If anything happens to you, I would go to jail." Not, 'If anything happens to you I would be really bummed.' Truth hurts.
9. doomhammer - February 14, 2007 1:23 PM
"2.5 ounces of babyfood for baby, 2.5 ounces of methadone for mommy"
and #5, I think the word you are looking for is "deported"
10. F-Sucker - February 14, 2007 1:24 PM
This is the most crazy story in the history of the world.
11. Spindoc - February 14, 2007 1:25 PM
She wanted to keep the baby sexy for Howard. Since SHE wasn't fucking him she figured SOMEBODY had to.
12. UNWASHEDMASSES - February 14, 2007 1:25 PM
Let's see... since Anna died we've found out her baby has more daddies than a gang bang inseminated porn star, she had sex with apparently anyone who asked, and she liked her methadone chilled with a side of French's mustard. Now this. Wow. If these revelations continue, her death will become a national day of rejoicing. Up next, Anna posted pics of Dannielynn on child molester websites for $$$$.
13. -Stormy. - February 14, 2007 1:26 PM
#7 - Nastiest. Comment. Ever!
14. cmn_snse - February 14, 2007 1:26 PM
Pssh. Who CARES if the baby is healthy or not...we want it to look SEXY for its picture with the Easter Bunny!
Hollywood babies. Wait. I take that back. Has-Been Mothers Who Are So Drugged Out They Can't Even Form a Coherent Sentence Hollywood babies.
15. Mrs.Sack - February 14, 2007 1:31 PM
oh my god. nice.
16. okiedoke - February 14, 2007 1:34 PM
I pray to God this is not true.
17. justme - February 14, 2007 1:34 PM
Babies should get breast implants. It would be waaaay sexy..
18. ponk - February 14, 2007 1:35 PM
wally?...wally?...where are you wally?...put the gun DOWN!
19. Michael1 - February 14, 2007 1:37 PM
I would think this is all made up, but no one could make this shit up. It's too surreal.
ANS shouldn't have had a reality show, she should've had her own lab at NASA, devoted to studying the bizarre gravitational force that pulled chaos into her wake and sucked the common sense out of the brain of anyone in a 5 mile radius -- but first they would've had to figure out what planet she was from.
20. missdavis - February 14, 2007 1:37 PM
I am shocked even she would do this. The best thing that will ever happen to this little girl is her mother dying and that is sad.
21. missdavis - February 14, 2007 1:38 PM
I am shocked even she would do this. The best thing that will ever happen to this little girl is her mother dying and that is sad.
22. Tracy - February 14, 2007 1:44 PM
Instead of saying "yes ma'am" and underfeeding the baby, the nanny should have called Child Services. She's just as guilty of neglect as ANS and should be arrested.
23. Josh_Lavarn - February 14, 2007 1:46 PM
Michael Jackson will probably now claim to be the father of the "sexy" baby...
24. Mrs.Sack - February 14, 2007 1:47 PM
I agree #22. Does anyone else find it odd that the nanny sat by and did nothing while ANS was in a 48-hour "coma"?
25. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 1:48 PM
See post 5.
26. Josh_Lavarn - February 14, 2007 1:48 PM
She probably fed her baby Trimspa Flintson Vitamins.
27. empress,bytches - February 14, 2007 1:50 PM
Does anyone here watch DRAWN TOGETHER? Doesnt this post remind you of the time TOOTS had adopted a baby and then the baby got pregged up? Yes babies need to be sexy, saggy diapers are hott!!!!!!
28. whitegold - February 14, 2007 1:51 PM
What I don't understand is why a legal document and a sworn affidavit was necessary so the nanny could gossip? Was the nanny even trying to get custody of this baby back in December?! What was the purpose of this legal document?!
29. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 1:52 PM
I'm usually anti-nanny, but in this case you'd think it would be the best idea in the world. Turns out it was the same difference.
30. EazyE - February 14, 2007 1:53 PM
i'm sure even that diet was much healther for the baby than sucking her mother's breast milk, dangerous not only because of the chemical intake, but also the threat of getting smothered in her bosom.
31. Baby Moon - February 14, 2007 1:55 PM
#17 HILARIOUS haha
32. Carsten5577 - February 14, 2007 1:58 PM
What a fucking stupid whore! Either she didn't know or didn't care that malnutrition can affect a child's I.Q. and overall development. "Parents" such as her should be shot, or, at the very least, sterilized.
33. fritobandito - February 14, 2007 1:59 PM
Trim Spa Baby! Get it? She wanted a trim spa baby! Oh forget it!
34. crazybroad - February 14, 2007 2:00 PM
Forget a college fund for Dannielynn -- whoever gets custody needs to start saving NOW for the decades of therapy she's gonna need.
Whoever gets THAT job is gonna be richer than Trump.
Speaking of custody of underfed children, where's Brangelina when you need them?
35. Josh_Lavarn - February 14, 2007 2:02 PM
Friggin hypocrite. She friggin was a disgusting blimp on her dumb reality show, but then forces he baby to starve.
36. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 2:02 PM
@26 & 33... You're onto something there. Maybe the baby was under contract too?
37. fritobandito - February 14, 2007 2:03 PM
just think if she had lived, the kid would have had badly bleached hair extensions befor her first birthday!
38. itspat - February 14, 2007 2:04 PM
seems a little fishy (no pun intended). what are the odds that either of these women could do fractions?
39. fritobandito - February 14, 2007 2:06 PM
#38 ANS probably knew exactly what 2.5 ounces looks like, isn't that how coke comes? In ounces? Maybe she was afraid the kid would get an 8 ball of formula!
40. fritobandito - February 14, 2007 2:11 PM
Imagine all the shit she took when she was pregnant so she wouldn't gain back all the weight. That baby was probably born addicted to Trimspa!
41. teh_cheat - February 14, 2007 2:12 PM
i'm surprised no one has stated the obvious:
TRIMSPA BABY!
42. BoogieDownBee - February 14, 2007 2:12 PM
Here's another worm that crawled out of the dirt to feed on Anna Nicole corpse. Some nanny this is ... she claims that AN was bombed out of her mind most of the time, yet she followed her instructions on feeding the baby 2.5 oz. of food instead of 3 oz. Yea ... right!!!
How far will these sickos go just to get their 5 mins. of fame(they don't even warrant 15).
Let the poor woman rest in peace and stop this feeding frenzy!!!!
43. teh_cheat - February 14, 2007 2:13 PM
doh!
44. WiseMan - February 14, 2007 2:15 PM
THESE FUCKING RETARDED AMERICAN TURDS ARE A DRAIN ON THIS STINKING PLANET. THIS WOMAN IS DEAD, SO LET HER BE DEAD IN PEACE. FUCKING FAT HAMBURGER EATING CUNTS NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. BLOW UP AMERICA.
45. Michael1 - February 14, 2007 2:18 PM
Um, #42 & #44 I seriously doubt that Anna Nicoleis reading this commentary, so no one is _not_ "letting" her rest in peace. D'oh.
46. misanthrope - February 14, 2007 2:19 PM
@42... I think the problem is that someone could come out and say ANS rented out her va-jay-jay to kids parties, and at this point, no one would bat an eye. She seemed to surround herself with like-minds.
47. biatcho - February 14, 2007 2:20 PM
#42 it's either stop feeding the frenzy or stop feeding the baby. Your choice? You can't have both. Personally I would hate to see a poor defenseless sexy baby go to waste because one out of every 100 people is an ANS fan so I say feed the frenzy and fuck that baby!
Oh & #44 - good luck dealing with the FBI after that comment that was just typed from your computer on a public forum. Jackalope.
48. jrzmommy - February 14, 2007 2:20 PM
So I'm going to go out on a huge limb (no pun intended) and assume that supernanny here can be seen at night only when she smiles. And that she's lying.
49. Wednesday - February 14, 2007 2:23 PM
If you check out the affidavit, the nanny is married, has one kid, and worked for ANS from 8am to 10pm, 7 days a week. Jeebus.
50. biatcho - February 14, 2007 2:24 PM
Nice try Jrz's racist troll. God you are so incrediby pathetic!!! I hope your family members get mauled by rabid dogs this evening and that you get blamed for it and get stuck in a jail cell with a big black man named Bunny that wants to make you his bitch for life.
51. jrzmommy - February 14, 2007 2:28 PM
#50 - don't be a hater.
52. biatcho's boyfriend (sue) - February 14, 2007 2:30 PM
Honey, wake up! You're having that nightmare again. Don't worry, you're safe now.
53. happy_bunny - February 14, 2007 2:38 PM
Breaking: ANS still dead!
54. biatcho - February 14, 2007 2:39 PM
Good comeback 51 & 52 (same lame person). I am sorry your mammy didn't hug you enough and that daddy hugged you a little too much in all the wrong places. But you deserved it me thinks.
55. Anonymous - February 14, 2007 2:43 PM
umm...could you try again? this could be fun, but you're going to have to put in more effort than that.
56. biatcho - February 14, 2007 2:48 PM
One of the many differences between you & I are that I don't HAVE to try. Losers who need to impress try the hardest & generally fail miserably at it (i.e. 48, 51, 52, 55).
57. NipsyHustle - February 14, 2007 2:51 PM
#54
i was on your side until you said the cell mate was a "black man". now WHO is the racist?
58. Anonymous - February 14, 2007 2:51 PM
so...no. okay!
p.s. on the last line you accidentally typed your hip measurements over the last four years.
59. biatcho - February 14, 2007 3:03 PM
#57, if you want PC join Greenpeace or some hippie commune. You're not going to find it here. Hug a tree.
And Anon - let me just get your next comment for me out of the way to save us all time...
"I know you are but what am I you fucking bitch ass ho. I bet you lose IQ points when you go to the bathroom".
If you had an original thought in your brain you'd be a worthy adversary. you're on Danyell's level but at least she provides enterainment. You're banal & worthless and are the sole reason mommy divorced daddy.
60. sharpei dude - February 14, 2007 3:07 PM
#7 - Stupidity comes natural to you, eh? You
need to stop standing so close to the
microwave when you come up with these
posts!
61. Anonymous - February 14, 2007 3:09 PM
#59 - i find nothing in my writing that resembles your attempt at prescient prose, but its very existence indicates that i've become superfluous in this intercourse. also, as #57 indicated, you really stepped in it. feel free to withdraw and wipe.
62. biatcho - February 14, 2007 3:11 PM
And #54 - Look up the word irony and you would understand why I used the term "black man". I guess next time when i am trying to prove a point to a bunch of morons I'll be sure to say African American to please the uneducated masses that are hoarding this site of late.
How's that tree taste?
63. biatcho - February 14, 2007 3:22 PM
Let me guess, you live alone with 50 cats, you buy smoking jackets & used pipes from flea markets, have annoyed your parents for years by attempting to use a british accent to cover up your midwestern one so you don't sound as dumb as you really are, you hung out outside at Lord of the Rings theatrical releases dressed as Gandelf and masterbate frequently to the entire Trilogy?
64. Anonymous - February 14, 2007 3:28 PM
so you also hate midwesterners and you really love the Lord of the Rings. go on - this is fascinating!
65. biatcho - February 14, 2007 3:57 PM
hehe I love it when i'm right!
66. HughJorganthethird - February 14, 2007 4:05 PM
It's about time someone had the guts to do something about all the fat ass babies I see out there dialy.Baby fat my ass, it's just not putting in the effort to take care of yourself, like ANS did. I hope this rings a bell for all those "mothers" stuffing there preicious little darlings with with pablum and breast milk. Give it up, or else your baby will never, ever, be sexy enough.
67. teh_cheat - February 14, 2007 4:11 PM
word.
ANS was working on a no-carb diet program for fatty babies w/ trimspa.
one can only pray to sweet baby jesus that her work is carried on.
68. dovescry1999 - February 14, 2007 4:21 PM
You know...
Some of you need SERIOUS therapy...
Anyway, with all the dicks coming (LOL) out of the woodwork, saying that they're the baby's daddy, Maury Povich is missing out..."You are NOT the father" special, if ever there was one. Think of the $$$$$$ Maury is missing out on...
By the way, Anna Nicole Smith is not dead. This is a publicity stunt!!!
69. FecalPellets - February 14, 2007 5:05 PM
No shit hey 68!?
Logging out once in a while couldn't hurt for a few here. "That's not me, that's my troll, blah blah blah." The trolls have trolls for their part-time trolls. Jesus fucking CHRIST. Adults do not act like this. Thanks Fish for letting your site implode. Two thumbs up! :/
70. twzzlrgirl - February 14, 2007 5:08 PM
hello, trolls: news flash: we can usually tell the "regulars" around here and how they say things. What I'm trying to say is this: dumbasses, we can tell when you're trolling.
There. And I hate to say this, but if this is true about ANS, then it was a good thing she died. Maybe this baby will actually grow up to.....hmmm, hell. With ANS out of the way, hopefully the baby will live long enough to grow up. Period.
Sexy baby....nice nickname, but not for anyone under 17.
71. Triumph Insult Dog - February 14, 2007 5:28 PM
Wow, even in death, she's part of this tabloid crap! Even in death...
www.blackbeatpress.com
72. caliente Laina - February 14, 2007 6:13 PM
mayb she wanted her baby to look like the anorexic babies in the diaper commercials?
73. caliente Laina - February 14, 2007 6:13 PM
mayb she wanted her baby to look like the anorexic babies in the diaper commercials?
74. Ted...From LA - February 14, 2007 6:30 PM
I tried to drown myself on several occasions, but I was a lifeguard and I kept saving myself. I finally got fired from my job because of a blue kid.
Happy Valentine's Day to Meee and to all.
75. Punkgal - February 14, 2007 6:42 PM
Being a parent of a baby only a few days older than Dannylyn, i have to tell you from what we see on media coverage that child looks healthy not starved. I think this disgusting excuse for an employee is doing this now after her death because there is no fear of a slander law suit, she is just after the money the tabloids are offering for stories on Anna Nicole.
76. sid - February 14, 2007 7:21 PM
How do we know the goddamn nanny is telling the truth?
Y'know, I've got a nifty song parody, but it's too late in this thread :/
77. Sassy - February 14, 2007 7:31 PM
That's bullshit. I mean who would just comply with that? If I was in charge of someone's baby and they told me not to feed it enough, I'd fucking report them. This "nanny" is just another motherfucker coming out of the woodwork to get her 15 minutes of "fame". And I have to agree with #75...the pics/tv interviews that have shown the baby, she looked plump and healthy. I wasn't an ANS fan but jesus, all these leeches slithering out are sick, looking to pick at the dead body of a lost soul.
78. twosassy226 - February 14, 2007 7:40 PM
It is just sad to think that neither the Nanny nor the Mother had enough insight to know that an infant needs a certain amount of calories to grow the way it should. I only hope that whoever ends up raising this child will put forth an effort to shield her, years from now, from all of the hype that now surrounds her Mother's life and death. My prayers are with that innocent child.
79. sid - February 14, 2007 7:58 PM
Babies should eat whatever they want, whenever they want.
If they eat too much, they barf all over the floor and scream at you.
Pretty good system.
80. elizabeththewellread - February 14, 2007 8:03 PM
If there is a modicum of truth in these reports, I think it is possible that even we have underestimated Anna Nicole Smith's drug-induced white-trash retartdation. Cunt.
81. elizabeththewellread - February 14, 2007 8:04 PM
Oops. "Retardation." I know, I know. . .who am I to criticize?
82. biatcho - February 14, 2007 8:11 PM
To all you tree hugging PC Greenpeace loving cocksuckers, I got nothing but mad love for the black man, and ebony staff of righteousness! Say it with me sisters, I love me some negro!
83. twzzlrgirl - February 14, 2007 8:14 PM
Again with the news flash, we can tell when you're trolling. Oh, and LOVE me some negro too, girl!
84. Juliabella - February 14, 2007 8:38 PM
#62 biatcho - is that "irony" as Michael Richards' usage of the word? That's my guess.
Or is it "irony" as in, "After the 1993 bombing, New Yorkers swore that they would never again leave their landmark World Trade Center unprotected against terrorist attacks"?
And... "the uneducated masses that are hoarding this site of late"??? Really? They're hoarding the site? I mean, do they actually know how to do backups, despite the lack of education? Lucky Fish. Redundant backups are so helpful, yet such a pain to set up and maintain. I wish I had uneducated masses hoarding my computer's drives, but instead it's just an external Maxtor. Can they restore, or just hoard? I ask because you seem very smart, at least when your audience is the mirror.
p.s. I'm sorry to hear about your expanding hip measurements. On the bright side, I hear Hawaii is quite lovely, and what I know of their indigenous culture suggests that the menfolk would appreciate the majesty of your matronly figure. (Just be careful that you don't end up in a barbecue pit with an apple in your mouth.)
85. RichPort - February 14, 2007 8:46 PM
84. And by "matronly", I'm sure that you meant "big, fat, slab of hog". Carry on.
86. enrapturelj - February 14, 2007 9:26 PM
Are you people really that stupid? Of course the baby was properly cared for. She looks fine to me in the pictures I've seen. That woman should be ashamed. Anna Nicole's downfall was the death of her son. So of course her children were important to her.
87. imsoseriously - February 14, 2007 10:22 PM
AS CRAZY ASS ALL THIS IS I ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT. I LUV ANNA BUT YEAH SHE WAS A BIT NUTTY. I BELIEVE THIS WAS JUST THE WAY HER STORY ENDED BUT HOPEFULLY HER DAUGHTER WILL HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE NOW.
THIS STORY IS OUTRAGEOUS BUT WITH BABY SHILO AND OTHER CELEB BABIES ALWAYS IN THE NEWS I AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL. THE NANNY WOULD OBVIOUSLY COMPLY BECAUSE ANNA WAS WRITING HER CHECKS AND PROLLY BREAKING HER OFF AND I MEAN IT WAS ONLY .5 UNDER THE RECOMMENDED FEEDINGS PEOPLE LOL!!
88. Flip Rogers - February 15, 2007 3:09 AM
How much longer before we stop hearing about this fruit cake?? Im glad she is gone.
89. Dolly1 - February 15, 2007 3:33 AM
if this story is true which i hopes its not... then i take back whatever thoughts i might of had about anna's death being sad for the little girl.. she is better of now that her whore of a mother has carked it
90. Bearded Dragon - February 15, 2007 3:58 AM
With all the constant media attention bombarding me about Anna Nicole, i think i can hear my brain cells committing suicide
91. woodhorse - February 15, 2007 4:09 AM
LIAR to the Nanny who is being paid by someone and if she is such the do-gooder, why didn't she say something to child welfare. Because it isn't true and then ANS would still be alive to sue her. Asswipe was sorry enough to be employable by a drugged up promiscuous attention hound with extremely poor decision making abilities and yet we are to think she is some credible person. This person sucks way more than ANS ever did (no pun intended).
92. Niecy - February 15, 2007 5:33 AM
Eating disorders should start at a young age. Do you know how tough the modeling industry is on infants?
I think it is wonderful that the first thing Howard K. Stern said was not that he was worried about ANS, but that if anything happened to her he would go to jail. When a loved one tries to kill herself, you should only worry about how it would effect you. That shows he really cares. That statement, along with his performance in that video, proves that he killed her. Lock him up.
93. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:37 AM
LEAVE
94. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:38 AM
THIS
95. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:39 AM
POOR
96. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:39 AM
DEAD
97. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:40 AM
WHORE
98. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:40 AM
ALONE
99. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:41 AM
YOU
100. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 5:41 AM
SCUMBAGS
101. biatcho - February 15, 2007 6:16 AM
#84 JuliaBella - First off, fuck your dog & wipe up afterwards, chubs. Second, #82 is NOT my writing as I am not a racist. And where in any of my or my troll's posts did I used the "N" word like Michael Richards? Don't put words into my mouth the way you do all that pasta you fat eyetalian wench.
I am hungover, have cramps and am in no mood for some little assdumpling from the middle of nowhere to start calling it irony that the World Trade Center was not bombed once but twice, especially since I saw the last one up a little too fucking close for comfort, cunt. I can only hope the next time it happens you are in that building or plane you fucking skank.
Now I have seen your little rants on here and wouldn't be surprised if you were one of the trolls that have completely sent this site to shit, but I have chosen to ignore you because you are beneath me. Now unless you can keep up I suggest you shove a tail between your stubby little legs and run along. Now go eat some pasta & gravy and choke on a ball of meat.
102. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 6:22 AM
So that's what all the SlimFast in her fridge was for! The baby!!!
To my troll: My greatest wish for you is to be locked away in a small, enclosed space with the biggest, blackest, white-hatingest rapist the world has ever known, after being given the "truth serum" while being asked questions reagarding your opinon of African Americans.
With regards to #1--DanYELL and her "apples".....the question was, Tell us, DanYELL, Which fruit do your goiters resemble most?
103. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 6:27 AM
Ghoulia--your pigeon English has improved tremendously.....were you dropped on your head or something?
104. biatcho - February 15, 2007 6:28 AM
Oh my god jrzmommy, you said "blackest". You're such a fucking racist!!
*rolls eyes*
105. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 6:32 AM
sorry, I meant...um......Severely African. SORRY! I'll reach out to Jesse Jackson and go to therapy.
106. Sadachbia - February 15, 2007 7:11 AM
…Wow. Suddenly I'm glad she's dead.
I just hope she suffered first. Stupid bitch didn't deserve to reproduce.
107. deborah - February 15, 2007 7:45 AM
Too bad one of the side of effects of Slimspa wasn't completely sealing over her vagina with concrete - then we wouldn't have to be having the conversation. I had a friend that did this to her daughter - so she wouldn't grow up overweight like herself - when the little girl turned 12 the NEIGHBORHOOD all chipped in and paid for a years membership to a gym -- can you say BACKFIRED? Why do you have to have a license to hunt, fish, have a dog or own a bike - but anyone with a 6-pack of Bud and a handful of Dollar General condoms can drop children like they're kittens?!
108. deborah - February 15, 2007 7:47 AM
PS: I'm the father of Anna's baby.
109. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 8:12 AM
Yep, I'm fairly certain that the nanny is just some fucked up idiot just like the rest of the ANS crowd. Which of course isn't the environment for a baby, but kids have grown up in worse situations. I don't like it, but it's true. And I agree, seeing pics of the baby, she looked healthy. Why the nanny would open herself up to admitting she mistreated the baby... who knows.
I just really hope Howard K. Stern is investigated. Besides all of the other obvious stuff about him... I read this this morning in an article about all the unanswered questions:
"How and why did Anna Nicole Smith and Stern end up taking up residency in the Bahamas prior to the birth of her child? Who made that decision? Anna Nicole? Did she understand that by moving there, she and her baby would be subject to a whole new set of laws? Laws that would be more beneficial to someone who was her civil spouse than to her or someone who had her power of attorney?"
It was written by an attorney. He also brought up the other questions, but this was something I hadn't heard of. It's all way to obvious that HKS had his hand in her death.
110. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 8:40 AM
#101 - you guys got totally housed by Osama, just get over it, ok? We're all tired of hearing about your "trauma" (everybody now: boo hoo, those poor NYC scum, wah wah wah). The debris got hauled to jrzmommy's place (where else would it go?), there's nothing left to cry over. STFU and move on already. Jesus.
111. PrettyBaby - February 15, 2007 8:48 AM
Good God, Anyone who still 'feels bad' that ANS is dead, can now seriously shut the fuck up. She was a freak and she would have killed her baby. The Baby is way better off no matter who the dad is.
112. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 8:52 AM
Hey Ghoulia....Nobody fucks with Canada because nobody CARES about Canada....the world's biggest non-issue of a nation ever. You guys got nothin'. Your economy is mediocre, you're not leaders in anything--not culture--you guys are basically Americans with parkas-- not science, technology, education, medicine (medicine? You mean the same system where you have to wait 6 months for medical tests?).....nothing. When's the last time you heard of a medical breakthrough out of Canada? Or the phrase, "a Canadian expert on....." Never. There's nothing there an enemy would want to destroy. A few bombs would be an improvement.....seriously.
113. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 8:54 AM
Housed? Housed? Julia go back to school.
114. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 8:55 AM
You're proof the Canadian education system sucks.
115. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 8:57 AM
The little brothers of the Wisconsin National Guard could kick Canada's collective ass.
116. PrettyBaby - February 15, 2007 8:57 AM
Nobody Fucks with Canada?! hahahah LOL!
117. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 8:57 AM
And by not being leaders in Culture I mean you've mimicked the united states and are incapable of producing anything original. The US is cool with culture and identity.....but Canada...non-existent.
118. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 8:58 AM
The little brothers of the Wisconsin National Guard could kick Canada's collective ass.
119. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:00 AM
All Canada is capable of producing is bitter, identity-challenged, American- hating fuckheads who run around the world whining and complaining like Jan Brady that their big sister is cooler, prettier and more popular than them.
120. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 9:01 AM
Canada exists because the u.p. of Michigan needs people to insult.
121. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:04 AM
Canada exists because God was in a bad mood one day way back when.
122. mykaelie - February 15, 2007 9:06 AM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. The nanny stood around for TWO days while ANS was in a coma AFTER watching her drink enough sleeping medication to purposely kill herself. So did she pace around for two full days in hope tha ANS would be successful?? I mean this chick just admitted that she stood around and did nothing? That she purposely did not call for an ambulance?? Sounds fishy to me.
123. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:08 AM
PS to 119...with the exception of some cool chicks, like krisdylee and Jane and a few other Canucks whom I'm sure are nauseated to have to share the moniker, "Canadian" with the likes of Ghoulia.
124. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 9:13 AM
Juliabella... Um, *you* brought up the WTC. Why don't *you* STFU? Seriously, are you retarded?
125. baumstad - February 15, 2007 9:14 AM
If this is indeed true, and I hope to God that it is not, it's probably better off that she's dead. God, I thought I would never say that about another human being. Once again thanks to the American media for glorifying all of this PATHETHIC SHIT.
126. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 9:22 AM
I'm just wondering why your great and powerful country can't catch the guy who made all the NYCers run like terrified little mice. As your leaders keep saying, he's just one guy. Why can't you catch him? It's been 5 1/2 years. It's true, in Canada it's cold and so we're all very slow. So could you please explain why, instead of grabbing this guy and executing him, you keep sending your young men and women off to the middle east to have their limbs blown off? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense. You could say I'm stumped about it.
127. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 9:25 AM
@126... What does that have to do with Anna Nicole Smith? BTW, Why isn't your great and powerful country doing anything to help? Jackass.
128. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 9:26 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DUMBSHITS. IF CANADA DIDNT EXIST THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WOULD HAVE BLOWN UP THE STINKIN AMERICANS. AMERICA IS ONLY SURVIVING BECAUSE NOBODY HAS ANYTHING AGAINST CANADA. AMERICA SHOULD CONSIDER ITSELF LUCKY ITS ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS CANADA OTHERWISE THE USA WOULD BE IN PIECES.
129. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 9:26 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DUMBSHITS. IF CANADA DIDNT EXIST THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WOULD HAVE BLOWN UP THE STINKIN AMERICANS. AMERICA IS ONLY SURVIVING BECAUSE NOBODY HAS ANYTHING AGAINST CANADA. AMERICA SHOULD CONSIDER ITSELF LUCKY ITS ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS CANADA OTHERWISE THE USA WOULD BE IN PIECES.
130. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 9:29 AM
@128... If you're helping the Americans as you say you are, then the world does have something against Canada.
131. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:29 AM
128--how long did you practice that looking in the mirror before you could say it without laughing.
132. biatcho - February 15, 2007 9:33 AM
Wow, further proof Canada is nothing more than a wasteland for mounties & hockey players too dumb to do anything else productive with their lives. I just find it hilarious that even Canadian-born hockey players move to the States to play because all the teams in Canada can't afford to exist. To quote Terence & Philip... you guys are assholes. Bombs away buddy!
133. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 9:36 AM
#127 - help? You don't need our help. What is it now, 50000 innocent Iraqi civilians killed since your illegal invasion? Aren't you going to send even more soldiers in to expand the killing (that's one brilliant leader you've got there, by the way). You don't need our help with your murder spree.
134. biatcho - February 15, 2007 9:41 AM
It's too bad we can't invade Canada, ship all those Canuck motherfuckers to Irag & Iran to rot in their own stink and then just use Canada as a dumping ground for all of our country's glorious poo.
135. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 9:41 AM
131.........You cant face the truth.
136. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 9:42 AM
@133... So Canada is on the hunt for Osama? I thought that was the question. Why haven't we found Osama... right? He's not a threat to you, right? None of your business, eh? Then don't worry about what the US is doing or not doing. Stay up there and criticize.
137. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 9:42 AM
#132 - to quote bin Laden...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
138. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:43 AM
There's another word I never hear associated with the Great White North.....brilliant. "the brilliant Canadian nuclear physicist..." nope. never heard it.
139. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 9:47 AM
@137... Ok, so you're Osama's buddy? Good to know.
140. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:50 AM
135--who the fuck are you, a bad impression of Nicholson in A Few Good Men? Please.
141. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 9:52 AM
#138 - now you're just being silly. A few years back a Canadian won the Nobel Prize in physics. You need to bitch less and read more.
142. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 9:56 AM
#139 - the enemy of my enemy is my friend. That's one of the sayings in the region of the world that you're destroying right now. But I'm not surprised you don't know it. The vast majority of Americans can't locate it on a world map.
143. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 9:58 AM
But did anyone describe this person as brilliant? no. Look, like I said, you sound like Jan Brady.....a really hateful, xenophobic Jan Brady with a ridiculous accent.
144. Anonymous - February 15, 2007 10:01 AM
well once again i've had my fun, but i've got some work to do now...i'll see you ladies again tomorrow morning? ta-ta.
145. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 10:02 AM
And besides, he won it JOINTLY with....bum bum BUM....an AMERICAN!!!!!!
146. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 10:03 AM
See ya later Wally.
147. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 10:08 AM
jrzmommy... Is Juliabella for real or is she Wally?
148. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 10:10 AM
It's hard to say. I think it starts out as a French accented whore from Quebec but morphs via trolling along the way to the aforementioned Walrus.
149. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 10:10 AM
I nominate Julia to go find bin laden... and stay there.
150. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 10:13 AM
Jrz, Julia could be a fraud. Ha! She IS a fraud.
151. jrzmommy - February 15, 2007 10:14 AM
I nominate Ghoulia to get strapped to the front of a 747 and get flown into a skyscraper.
152. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 10:15 AM
@148... Ahhh, I see. Either way, there are some seriously ill people in the world. Jeepers.
@149... Agreed. I get the feeling she's already with him.
153. KimIsSarcastic - February 15, 2007 10:32 AM
The tragedy with Julia is if she was ever trolled we wouldn't know the difference.
154. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 10:59 AM
THERE IS NO ONE CALLED BIN LADEN. THE FATTY YANKS MADE HIM UP, SO THAT THE REAL TERRORIST GEORGE W DYSLEXIC BUSH WOULD NOT BE UNDER OBSERVATION.
155. biatcho - February 15, 2007 11:05 AM
WHAT WAS THAT???? CAN YOU SPEAK UP??? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, I'M EATING 3 TACO SUPREMES FROM TACO BELL AND THE CRUNCHING IS SO LOUD...
156. kamihi - February 15, 2007 11:09 AM
Damn straight Anna had the right idea,liposuction for fat babies I say, those fat cheeks they have are gross a bit of liposculpture could work.
157. misanthrope - February 15, 2007 11:16 AM
Wow, WiseMan is some special kind of crazy.
158. PrettyBaby - February 15, 2007 11:32 AM
There's room for only one Sexy Baby in this town.
pssst. biatcho #155 hahahahhahahahhahahha!!!
159. HughJorganthethird - February 15, 2007 12:39 PM
Hey wiseman your not wearing a diaper right now are you? I'm guessing you are...
160. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 1:19 PM
^^^^^^^ you must be the one wearing the nappy fatty.
161. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 1:19 PM
^^^^^^^ you must be the one wearing the nappy fatty.
162. WiseMan - February 15, 2007 1:23 PM
^^^^^^^ You must be wearing the nappy fatty.
163. woodhorse - February 15, 2007 2:29 PM
waly - really - you hate yourself, you make others hate you, you make others hate other people by posting as them (only funny once, dear) so what was so abyssmally unfair for you to fall from your heights over anyone else' fall?? Most people can't do anything about it, so enjoy your satisfaction revenge upon the innocents (ok - no one is innocent but DAMMIT, I am!) - just leave the babies out of it. That is not too much to ask.
164. woodhorse - February 15, 2007 2:56 PM
#142 Knows the vast majority of Americans!! I knew Paris Hilton couldn't be the only one!! And, BTW, you couldn't find your ass with both hands and a flashlight. I've been to Canada, Remember?
165. Angry Ferret Jones - February 15, 2007 2:57 PM
That's not Wally up there. Wally's unstable and self-hating but he's also slower than your grandma when she's on the toilet struggling to eject her monthy desiccated turd. He thinks meconium and cheese is one of his favorite dishes. Somebody else is using Wally for cover, like an Iranian soldier walking his 8-year-old in front of him in case there's a land mine.
166. Juliabella - February 15, 2007 3:24 PM
#164 - try doing a little reading every once in awhile.
167. twzzlrgirl - February 15, 2007 4:41 PM
Hey, 83 wasn't me, but nice try...if you're gonna troll, say something funny, k?
And 126 -- i was willing to stay off your case and let jrzmommy rip you to shreds, but that post is low. "new yorkers running like scared mice???" You are disgusting.
Have at her, jrzmommy -- make our day :)
Twizz
168. Punkgal - February 15, 2007 4:59 PM
i was pretty sure this topic was about Anna Nicole Smith, not osama and the validity of his existence. Nor was it about who's country is better than who's, stick to the topic people and stop taking shit so personally. jeeze
169. RichPort - February 15, 2007 11:02 PM
165. Yep, I and ponk like to accuse everyone who knows us for the cocksuckers we are of being "Wally". Not funny, not creative, not even interesting, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Oh, and how's the whole inventing the Internet thing coming along, ass munching wannabe hacker ;^)
170. Bajabud - February 16, 2007 10:39 AM
I think Daniel is the father.
171. HollywoodSnark - March 24, 2007 9:19 AM
there's no one who could be that stupid....no one....