Feb 8 2007UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith rushed to hospital is dead

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Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

The story is still breaking so I'll keep information posted as it comes in. If Anna Nicole's life is anything like I've come to expect there'll be a surprise twist at the end. Like a former lover tried to kill her or something, but he's also her secret twin brother.

UPDATE: Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room.

UPDATE 2: Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was staying with a private nurse at the hotel and the nurse was the one who found her and called 911. Nobody's sure why she was staying with a nurse, but hospital sources are speculating she might have died of heart failure. An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow, and if that doesn't get to the bottom of this I've got a trench coat and magnifying glass waiting in my closet. Detective Awesome is on the case!



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2/8 Never Forget

Noooo!!!!!!!!!

Two words....... "Over-Dose"

I assume there's a warrant out for Howard K. Stern. He's going down.

it looks like she's taking a shit in that picture

You know she's drowning her sorrows in alcohol and drugs and probably OD'd. Maybe even TRIMSPA baby! I feel bad for her daughter. It seems somewhat obvious by now that Birkhead is the father, or why would ANS be so reluctant to submit to blood tests? I see a future crying on Larry King for Howard K. Stern, asswipe that he is.


are they sure they just didn't find a blow-up sex doll in there and got confused??

She probably just had a heart attack upon finding out she was fathered by a horse. Seriously, are human lips naturally supposed to seperate that much from gums?

wait, they found her unconcious and unresponsive? that's like saying someone found me glistening and smoldering with erotic intensity. Of course they would. It's thursday, isn't it?

Gawd this pic of her is horrible, her upper lip looks like Mr. Ed. Helloooooo, maybe when she dies they'll turn her into glue.

It says she was unresponsive.


How could they tell?

Judging from the picture, I'd say her synthetic human disguise is starting to peel back and she will soon be revealed as an H.R. Giger Alien.

was she doing a SLOW DIVE?

when will CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES step in and protect her infant child?

She just loves those pills......Their going to kill her like her son....it is ashame!!!
HATE THOSE PILLS!

aww now where are all of the 95 year old corpses gonna go to get some love??? who's gonna mumble random, incoherent sentences(?) about music videos(?) to Kanye West? who's gonna ask if i like her body??? I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

that out of the way i hope she's ok...

YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!

Heh heh..I wa gonna do a riff on "let's show respect," or something like that, but fuck it.

Lousy pic. Ah, well...around 150 Iraqis died yesterday in the biggest single bomb blast yet in their civil war. One less Hollywood phony doesn't really compare.

I'll still jerk off to your old Playboy shoots, baby.

Do you think she got brain damage?

Do you think she got brain damage?

Trimspa Baby! LET'S GET HIGH!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!!!!!!!!!

Show some respec–hee hee hee!

My first thought... what a selfish piece of crap. She has a baby daughter she brought into this world and so fricking self absorbed and self indulgent that she would end up in the back of an ambulance possibly dying...

My second thought... I didn't know there was a Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Florida! Cool!

Uhh...shes dead.

Double post, sorry :/

Update - just heard on the local news that she has died.

I feel for her little girl.

I think we're jumping the gun a little bit here, people. The EMS folks said she was unresponsive, but they should've waited a few more minutes - are we sure it wasn't just a really slow blink???

#17, 18 - kind of hard to damage what you never had.

K i just read she's dead ...

I think I'm officially going to hell.

# 16 You have a great point!!

It's Official: Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead!

Dead. I wonder who will get Dannielynn.

I just heard she died. Do you think Elton will play "Candle in the Wind" at her funeral?

It's confirmed that she has passed.

Peace to her friends and family.

Wait a sec–is unresponsive the same as no vital signs?

I don't wanna make fun yet...it's too soon.

I hope the "local streets were closed off" comment was an exaggeration. If not, WTF? It's not like she's the president of the United States, or even Brad Pitt. Is anybody really surprised that she collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital? I'm only surprised it didn't happen sooner. I feel bad for the EMTs who had to clear the vomit out of her mouth before they could intubate.

And if it turns out she didn't OD but instead had an actual non-self-inflicted medical problem, I still don't feel bad. When you spend a large part of your life as a drug/booze addled, gold-digging never-were, dropping dead of an overdose is pretty much your destiny. Every day that DOESN'T happen is icing on the cake.

Fucking finally. She definately outstayed her welcome on this planet. Now we just need the little one to die to end the bloodline. HAH! Druggie bitch.

DEAD>>>>OMG rest in peace Anna

Still don't feel bad. I feel bad for kids with cancer, homeless puppies and kittens, soldiers in Iraq, hell, anybody in Iraq. But Anna Nicole? Nope. Feel bad for her kid (the one she didn't manage to kill off with neglect), but not her.

I bet J. Howard Whatshisface's family is sorta happy right now, even if they don't dare say it out loud.

Trim Spa works

RIP Anna. Too bad you are leaving behind a motherless daughter who will now be fought over like a piece of meat by Birkhead and Stern. I see stripping in Dannilyn;s future.

I actually feel really really bad. I'm not gonna lie... that fucking sucks. she was way too young.

I'm glad I posted that before the rest of you confirmed...if George Bush choked to death on a pretzel I'd laugh. But this is kinda sad.

"She was found unresponsive." I didn't know what that meant. Sorry :(

how fucking rude are some of you to say "finally"

i can't believe that there are so many unkind people in this world.

i just hope that when you pass on, someone will say "finally"

shame on you!


I for one was incredibly shocked. Sure I wasn't her biggest fan, but I didn't want her to die. She was human just like the rest of us. She had a terrible life growing up and then she got some stability and then after her son passed away everything when down again.

I pray for her daughter and Howard K. Stern.

I feel bad for her baby and her dead son...
For her? No sympathy. She made all her own choices.

I am seriously shocked by this. I thought the broad was nuts, but I thought she'd live to the normal age of dementia.

I mean, WOW.

Hey Suzy- Fuck off.

Maybe to avoid giving over her daughter for a DNA test, she faked her own death. Those gov'ts are super-easy to buy off.

Not likely, but I wanna see the body. I WANNA SEE EVIDENCE

Sad.

She’s been brain-dead for awhile now, so I guess it's only natural for the rest of her to follow suite.

I have little sympathy for someone who'd leave a baby like that. I know she was crazed by the death of her son, and a little crazed in general..but, she had a baby to think of. Pftttt. She sucked, now she's dead.

#34, thats fucking sick, your a cunt.

Her poor daughter. :( In her weirdness/craziness, I loved her.

#41

Hey suzy...go fuck yourself, finally. And while you're at it, learn to use the shift key for capitalization you silly, stupid cunt.

ANS is at least indirectly, if not directly responsible for the death of her very own son AND she lacked the decency to prove the paternity of her daughter.

Fuck her and fuck you, too.

Thank you.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PEOPLE PLEASE LET THIS BIG TIT SLUT REST IN PEACE.

In an possibly related story, Cisco Adler's testicles have been reported missing....

Hopefully one of the houseplants will get custody of the baby so she'll FINALLY grow up in a nurturing environment.

Maybe if she was home raising her kid and not doing what we all know she was doing in a hotel in Florida she wouldn't be dead.

I'm really feeling sad right now. I know she was a mess and constantly medicated but you know it was because deep down, she was clinically depressed and hated herself. And then Daniel dies and it just pushed her right over the edge. It's really tragic.

On a more selfish note, we all have to admit that she kept us entertained with her insanity. I can't believe there won't be anymore stories of her mumbling incoherently or saying something inappropriate.

And Howard K. Stern can kiss that baby goodbye. They're definitely going to check DNA now and wisked that kid over to that Birkhead guy. His meal ticket is gone.

May she rest in peace. I will pray for her and her family as well as anyone who posts anything negative about her following the news of her death. May God have mercy on your pathetic souls...

There is nothing funny about a young person dying (nor a little girl growing up without a mother). There are many ill people out there and ANS was one of them. RIP.

Sorry, PapaHotNuts, by the time my comment posted you had beat me to it.

Oh well, double fuck you, suzy.

Hmm....think Larry Birkhead cares about paternity now? I think it's safe to say if there's no cash going to the baby, he doesn't.

Well I'll be damned.

If there is anyone who is happy about this its her ex son in law.

She's been brain-dead for years, finally her fat fucking body caught up with her miniscule mind. I hated that fucking twat, and I feel nothing but a sense of wellness.

More air for me, bitches!

RIP

holy shit

#62, that guy died several years ago.

Ted, from LA--that little girl would have grown up without a mother even if she didn't die. You catch my drift?

SHIT!!!!!!!
Who will we talk about now?
Will we ever know the babydaddy?
THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!!!!

ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

YOU'RE NEXT, PARIS!

Who had Less Than 6 Months after her son died?

I don't care how fucked up she was. She made terrible choices, yes, but still -- the whole thing is tragic and very sad. I hope she rests in peace and I think you're all sick and pathetic for deriving pleasure from this.

Big Pharma stocks are tumbling on this news.

Now seniors can get thier meds a little cheaper.

P.S. I feel absolutely not one whit of sympathy for this drug-addled slut. She lived a rotten life and died a rotten death. It's just karma.

And when Paris/Lindsay/Britney inevitably OD, I still won't give a shit. These people have been given more opportunities and wealth than anyone deserves, and they've squandered it all like the morally bankrupt pigs they are. They deserve to die.

41 - I will give you that it is tragic... but not pitiable.

You need some perspective. You want to mourn someone? Morn this little girl....This is a loss of someone valuable.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/toddler.death.ap/index.html
An innocent child.

Anna Nicole was trash. Live like trash. Brought her poor son down to her level and along with Stern, was responsible for his death. The son probably was the baby's father.

I pity the son. I pity the child. Anna and Stern both need to rot in hell. One down, one to go.

Yep- RIP and hopes for a better life for her little daughter. A person cannot stay alive living that way and that is it. It is tragic and sad and now.... many less jokes will be made :(

#34 GTFO The Net.

Then End.

Let's learn a lesson here, gang.......don't let the guy who controls your bank account cut your coke for you.

Also some of you wishing death on people and calling others white trash? Well that's white trash if I ever heard it.

WHY?! WHY?! Absolutely tragic...why couldn't it have been Paris?

Where are they going to find a casket to fit those tits?

Speaking of being brain dead, what does it mean to "follow suite," whatthe?

A part of me realizes the world is drastically overrun with complete morons, but I feel sorry for 'em, too. She got lost, the poor, insane thing. She couldn't have wanted that much.

hahahahahahahaha cry me a fucking river, GOOD RIDDANCE.

Next!


I'm looking at you Olsens...

Live fast, die young, leave a corpse.

I was done with this website but this is definitely something worth commenting on.

I live in Hollywood about 3 blocks from the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel. Shit is CRAZY right now! I could hear all the sirens and everything from my apartment.

She had it coming. Maybe she'll get past the 5th grade in her next life.

And #71...she was a piece of shit. I think YOU'RE pathetic for feeling sorry for her. At least her daughter has a chance at a normal life now.

Wow... she didn't even outlive her ex-husband's socks. Normally I'd say 39 is too young to die, but...

Damn, she owed me money, too.

Good riddance to ANS and all the rest of you morons who are wringing their hands over this bitch and whining about the people who are glad she is dead.

ANS was good for two things:

Fucking her and then fucking her again.

TrimSpa Suicide Hotline. The only lesson in error on this is nothing. TrimSpa is fake is A>N>S. (was). probably a heart attack, let's be honest here. Blood Pressure vs. Appearance. God vs the Devil. @41 & 57...*yawwwwn* this is a forum of heckle, not church. your not welcome.

normally i don't comment on here alot. but yeah. this is actually kind of sad. i feel sorry for anna nicole and her surviving baby. obviously ANS had issues that people deal with every day but unfortunately she was famous and of course it's considered scandalous. i think it's unfortunate that this country preoccupies itself with drama of semi-celebrities instead of focusing our attention to the state our country is in.

---at any rate....i'm sure howard k. stern probably killed her off to get to her money. next you'll see CNN's ticker will say: "Danilynn falls overboard,eaten by sharks"

just my 2 cents

So long Anna...thanks for all the mammaries...

-Matt Duke

and in her last moments.....anna was the most coherent she has EVER been...wow.

Her dead ex-husband had liver spots older than her.

Howards off to court for giving her older kid methodone and knocking him off, so maybe she couldnt handle the prospect that her lover (and fucked up life) killed her kid. Or maybe it was just too much party hearty

either way its still tragic when someone young(ish) dies even if they are an utter fucking nong

look at it this way. best inheritance the kid could get, really. she's guaranteed a place in hollywood just based on her fucked up past, and she has all the material for a great book. Go to it Dannielyn!

71 - I don't think anyone gets pleasure from this. I think that we are all just not surprised and not willing to pity.

lol @ 79

No matter how ridiculous and terrible and just plain unfortunate her life was---and I think we can all agree it was all of those, in spades---maybe she's at peace now. Here's hoping her daughter ends up in good hands.

Like I said... Pity the right people...
Like this...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/toddler.death.ap/index.html

I wonder if Birkhead will even want the kid now.

wow. she just had a baby. this is going to be rough.

89 hilarious.

5 hilarious.

I'd feel sorry for her if she hadn't partaken in some bullshit marriage with that liar/lawyer/douche Howard K. Stern after he supposedly gave Daniel the Methedone that led to his death, then flushed the rest down the toilet. Or if maybe she didn't sell her last pics with Daniel to the tabloids. I feel sorry for Daniel and her daughter and NOBODY else. Isn't it a bit suspicious that people keep dying when Stern is in the room? Or is that just me?

Selfish bitch. Sorry, suicide is about the most selfish thing you can do to the people you love.

#34

Your a fucking asshole.

I was more in shock everytime i heard that she wasn't dead yet, I mean I don't ever remember seeing her while she wasn't on drugs.

But to say that about her little baby? I mean they don't even know who the real dad is, she's basically an orphan. your a douchebag.

For all you whiners, you've seen the life she led, what she exposed her freaking kid to! She's responsible for his death. And , WHAT THE FUCK did she think was gonna happen when she lived her life hopped up on chemicals from sunrise to sunset.

She's not only dead, she's probably sizzling and not in a good way.

Well RIP, no comment on her but hopefully her daughter will find her way to the verified father on the West Coast and have a decent chance of a life.

Enough people fed off the train wreck of a life. Let them all including the media be rewarded for their enabling.

41 - I feel sorry for her baby, but then I have since the day she was born, Anna wasn't cut out to be a mother. But there is no way, NO WAY in hell I'd offer up condolences for Howard K. Stern, that predatory ass-kissing scumbag. Now we'll have to be subjected to the ANS memorial press tour, let's see how much more publicity and money he can milk out of it. Until Spears or Lohan needs an attorney.

Oh yeah- this will be milked out by Howard K. Stern immensely

re #96

looked at that link, what a cunt. Hes going to get him stretched a new asshole first week in prison. If he lasts that long.

How sad Anna Nicole Smith died at such a young age.Luckily we can still admire herself and her great smile on pics like this.

I wonder if Bobby Trendy will go to the funeral.

Now I have to cross her off my "crazy bitch I'd like to fuck" list. That astroNUT broad just moved up a spot.

Get ready for the World's Tackiest Funeral!!

#110 haha! get out your diapers darlin!

Predictions for Howard K? maybe he'll hook up with that lesbian friend of Anna's. Wow, he's like, all alone in the world isn't he?

hey---maybe that crazy astroNUT got her. Maybe she whacked her with her mallet!

She was our princess Diana

In other news: prescription drug prices plummet as market is mysteriously and unexpectedly flooded! Doctor Proctor MD, from Miami Genral Hospital was quoted as saying the institution had tons of pharmacueticals left over, but wouldn't say why, citing patient confidentiality. He then laughed and said "It was that crazy bitch.. she ate them like tics tacs... motherfucking tic tacs..."

115, please fucking tell your tongue was firmly implanted in your cheek when you said that.

111 Yeah, you KNOW there are going to be like 37 RV's at that mofo.

Cuz her relatives are from Texas.

Hey- Wheres that creepy lesbian that was her assistant on her show?? I want to see her and Howard K get together and raise the kid. Wait, I smell sitcom! Hey is this going to take the spotlight off Brit? That would be SAD!

what the hell?
what is up with her family dying?


however, i do feel for her family
and especially her little girl
RIP Anna.

"I mean...what kind of a steak place doesn't have A1??"

#115 You may need a foot firmly planted up your ass.

I gotta say this much.


The girl came from NOTHING and used what she had to make a niche for herself. Unlike the majority of the fuckasses in this country, she actually had the cajones to do what she had to do to keep food on the table. How many of you would fuck a 95 year old man to make sure that your kid had food and clothes? I'll give her credit....the girl had some big ol' gorilla balls on her. What she did (minus Playboy & Guess? Jeans) is no different than what some other mom in Buttfuck, Arkansas is doing to make sure that her kid has a decent life. And it's fucked up that she died and I will bet house and hill that fucking Howard K. Stern killed her ass somehow.


Was she a trainwreck? YES.

Was she a bad mother? Most likely.

Was she entertaining as hell? FUCK YES.


And also, I gotta say this, too...

Celebrities are fucked up pieces of shit like the rest of us.

Celebrities are not shining beacons of humanity.

When someone dies, it's fucked up...period, end of discussion.

This soap opera....isn't over....by a long shot.


Oh and I thought she was absolutely beautiful.

As usual. Not even one minute since we've heard about her death and people just jump to random conclusions about how she died or whether she's still alive.

I feel sorry for the kid though. And #34, that was a horrible thing to say.


I have it on good authority that this was a condition of the North Korean nuclear arms talks... Maybe Kim Jong-Il isn't so bad after all...

I hope the Tehran talks go this well…

I actually just logged off, when my inner gook inspired me to write this haiku:

Anna Nicole Smith
You fat worthless fucking cunt
So glad you are dead


116, RichPuert...That was AWESOME!

Am I supposed to care as much as the people at CNN do? All I have to say is too bad it wasn't that Rosie O'Donnell walrus.

to the WHINERS:

are we supposed to cry for every selfish whore, criminal or junkie who finally meets the end their choices were CLEARLY leading them to?

not me. not as long as little kids still get brain tumors and old ladies die alone in puddles of cat urine.

save your sympathy for those who deserve it. there's nothing tragic about this death.

#125- Hey Pete- Remember when Kim Jong Il asked that actress that he kidnapped "How do you like my physique??" hahahahah! Unrelated- yes... Funny- yessss!

thanks #123. You put it best.

Either that or ALLI is sending a message to Trim Spa.... I hate it when drug company gang wars spill into the streets....

Sup Tranny!!!

Everyone should die before having to endure their 40th birthday.

They really did close down the streets. My boyfriend was driving near Memorial Hospital around 2 this afternoon on his lunch break and saw all the helicopters and stuff. Kinda crazy they shut down the streets for her...but that's south Florida for you.

128 If we have to pick sides here, I'm with you.

Thanks for the mammaries!

all death is tragic. maybe not to all but to some who did care about this woman, like her mother. i say howard did it.

If I was HK Stern and I found her in the hotel room, I would have gotten the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

#131- Imagine if Merck and P&J got into it. I would feel sorry for the driver of the Viagra car in NASCAR.

:[ she wasn't suppose to dieee!

I bet the paramedics gang banged her in the way to the hospital... At least I would have done it!! Not really... im not into gangbangs...

Oh, my, God!
I was going down the list and reading the comments.
I clicked on "Sarah Devil"'s URL.
My God.
I can't wait until you have to pay a rent check.
Ass.

Yeah, Trimspa baby!
That ain't all she was on. Another case of money can not buy happiness. I hope the baby has a better fate then her son.

Yeah, she's dead right. And so is Ken Lay.

140...You nasty Kraut..

#125- Hey Pete- Remember when Kim Jong Il asked that actress that he kidnapped "How do you like my physique??" hahahahah! Unrelated- yes... Funny- yessss!

I realize this site is purely for amusement's sake and that's exactly the reason I look at it everyday. Both the original post and the subsequent comments about Anna Nicole's death cross the line from entertaining gossip to gross indecency. Anna Nicole has clearly been plagued with problems for the majority of her life- whether they were of her own making is irrelevant I (of course, I acknowledge that she has caused a fair share of what's gone wrong in her life). Sure, celebrities open themselves to a higher degree of scrutiny for their actions, but no one, not even the most outlandish celebrities- Britney, Paris, Lindsey- deserves this degree of disrespect. She clearly needed help and to criticize now accomplishes nothing. Instead of bashing Anna Nicole, you all should be hoping that her daughter will be able to move on, over come the issues in their family, and lead a happy life.

#41 suzy "she was a human just like the rest of us"
Shut the fuck up. ANS was a piece of human garbage who gave gold diggers a bad name.
The only thing I was surprised about was that it took this long for her to off herself.
The only thing I was disappointed about was that it happened in Hollywood FL. Just what Broward county needs, more loons descending on it, as they make the pilgrimage to see the spot where she died.

Well put 123

There'll be lots of time for lots of ANS jokes, who did what to whom and for how long, who killed who, who's sueing who ... say I wonder if the ANS estate will continue the suit agains her "step brother"'s estate and who will get the money? ... Howard K is a shyster. Larry Birkhead has unseen motives. ANS got used up by too many too often and became a cartoon character soon to be an ABC movie of the week. Hell she's soon to be imortalized by drag queens all over the world. Still, there's a little girl who'll grow up without her mother, guaranteed to spend years in therapy when she learns her backstory.

#147- Hmm, maybe we should set up some kind of sterilization clinic up in Broward county. You know, use it as an entrance fee.

God bless, Anna Nicole...and it seems to me like you lived your life three sheets to the wind.

I'm surprised no one has speculated that J. Howard did something to kill her.

Do we think it's suicide or what?

150 bwwwaahahahahahaha

#150.

Genius!

Gee, she's a piece of white trailer trash and she gets streets closed for her?

Then again, they had to do that to fit the double-wide ambulance through.

Posted twice- that good I think.

Ahhhh poor, ANS! Who will get all that tacky shit she decorated her bedroom with!! Who's home with that Queen Interior designer decorate?! Is there no God??!!

i can't stop laughing

Here's hoping that Howard is not the father, and Daniellyn gets adopted to a normal couple.

From the reports I've read, she was at the hotel with four other people for the past three days (the baby was not there, way to go "mom") One of the four people was reportedly a NURSE and it was the NURSE that called 911. My guess is that she was hanging out in the hotel for the past few days recovering from MORE cosmetic surgery and taking a shit load of pain killers....You heard it here first, I betcha they find out she had just had some cosmetic procedure done shortly before her death and this was a contributing factor - plus the fact that she was a pill popping mama.

#146


THANK YOU!!!!!

#146- Everyone on here feels sorry for the Little Girl, but ANS had repeated interventions and lots of people who loved her and she didn't give one single fuck. I hope she rests in peace, but I do not pity her whatsoever.

Ah, nuts. I read this old transcript and now I feel sorry for her. I was waaaay more comfortable hating her
Poor stupid fat sack

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0205/29/lkl.00.html

Stern is a complete fucker though. Lets hope he goes to jail and the judge decides it was Howard in the hospital with the methodone. And maybe Howard in the Hard Rock with the...if Anna Nicole died from a beating over the head with a hairdryer, it would make all of my alliterative dreams complete.

"If there is anyone who is happy about this its her ex son in law"

Duh. He's dead.

#151 Sweetie-read almost every post on here. Most people speculated about Stern having a hand in it.

#151- Oooops sorry- read your comment incorrectly ; )

methadone + pain killers + whatever else she was doing = DEATH.

Hey if you play that game, you're bound to wreck yo'self.

Maybe someone used her boobs to suffocate her. Now that is a murder weapon, almost like it someone beat me to death with my own dong.

Why wasn't it Paris?

This is completly unrelated, but the correct contraction for you are is you're not your. It can be used like, "You're a dumb fuck."

Well,It's about time.

39 years old. like belushi, farley, how she made us laugh.

i hope her teeth are donated to a needy horse.

What a sad, fucked up way to live your life. She was a pretty woman, who got a fucked deal in life. Well, I hope her child isn't brain damaged from the drugs her mother took during pregnancy.
You can rest now, Anna. They can't hound you anymore...

There is some light at the end of the tunnel though...

I bet Lindsay Lohan will write another e-mail.

Be adequite, ANS!

They called fire and rescue teams? Howard set her on fire??

At a televised press conference outside Memorial Regional Hospital, Seminole Tribe Police Chief Charlie Tiger said officers were notified that Smith had died at the hospital at 2:49 p.m. Thursday.

Tiger also said a private female nurse first called the hotel for help at 1:39 p.m. Aid arrived within two minutes, he said. At 1:45 p.m., Tiger said, a bodyguard initiated CPR in the star's sixth-floor hotel room. She was rushed to the hospital shortly after 2 p.m.The police chief said Smith was a regular patron at the Hard Rock and had checked in on Monday. He said her hsuband checked in with her.

``She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow,'' Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel, confirmed.

Officials said her baby was not with her. In addition to her husband, the Smith entourage included four others, including a nurse, said hotel president Michael Bloom.

Bloom said the hotel received a call from her nurse just after 1:30 p.m. requesting assistance.

``She was obviously in distress,'' Bloom said of the ex-Playboy Playmate

Five minutes later hotel security and emergency medical technicians responded to her room and contacted local fire and rescue teams.

Rest in peace. Orémus. Clementissime Deus, Pater misericordiárum et Deus totius consolatiónis, qui néminem vis perire in te credéntem atque sperántem: secúndum multitúdinem miseratiónum tuárum réspice propitius fámulum tuum Anna Nicole Smith quem tibi vera fides et spes christiána commendant. Visita eum in salutári tuo, et per Unigeniti tui passiónem et mortem ómnium ei delictórum suórum remissiónem et véniam clementer indulge; ut ejus ánima in hora exitus sui te judicem propitiátum inveniat et, in sánguine ejusdem Fílii tui ab omni mácula ablúta, transire ad vitam mereatur perpetuam. Per eúmdem Christum Dóminum nostrum.
Amen.

omg wow now i feel kinda bad for making fun of her when the post said she was in the hospital.... omg i feel sooo bad for her baby!

sorry for making fun of u anna :D

Oh Anna Nicole, you wildly overfed Texas flower.

Why is this so suprising?

Have any of you actually SEEN Anna Nicole Smith talk?

She's been dead for a while now.

Christ, the last 2 years have been nothing but one big "Weekend at Bernies" movie with that shady lawyer BF pulling her strings.

She sold her soul to the devil and the price was cheap. Unfortunately nobody feels sorry for her. Get rich or die tryin the american dream

162 that has actually ALREADY been pointed out. Duh.

@173 Amen Padre....err ...your Eminence.

@30
Yeah...all he has to do is mix the lyrics up a bit for her just like he did for Diana. It's such a recyclable song; and means so much each time around!

On a lighter note; she did ride her 15 minutes for all it was worth. All these up and coming skanks-in-the-making should take note what usually happens at the end of your 15.

A friend of mine just told me on TV someone was comparing her to Marilyn Monroe- hear we go.

You people are terrible. It is just downright cruel and awful to read these heartless comments about a young, beautiful, intelligent, talented starlet who was loved by all, and who passed away well before her time and-- oops, my Pizza Pocket is ready. I love the little pepperonis!! YUM.

Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on February 8, 2007 1:32 PM

I was done with this website but this is definitely something worth commenting on.

I live in Hollywood about 3 blocks from the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel. Shit is CRAZY right now! I could hear all the sirens and everything from my apartment.

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You must have EXCEPTIONALLY good hearing, since she was staying at the Hard Rock in Florida.

oh, those paramedics musta loved doing breast compressions on her...... all the way to the hospital.

"yeah she's dead alright. But let's feel up those fake boobies anyway."

183...

Hollywood, Florida.

#34 I think many people (including myself) found what you said really hurtful. Sure she may have had problems on pills and her son, but that doesn't mean she deserved to die. Her baby girl who you're also hoping to die obviously would've got you into trouble if you said that out to the public.
I think you should think about what you said and take it all back.

wow, the execs at E! must be scurrying around gathering info for another "true hollywood story"on ANS...

or perhaps her daughter will be getting this episode: the youngest person to ever have enough drama to fill an entire hour of gossip and tragedy television...

poor kid!

I'm not a fan, but this is sad,

What a waste of a fine piece of ass

DAMN!!!!
I Miss the Yahoo Message Boards!

#34 you're a complete jackass bitch! what a harsh thing to say.. Why do you or any of you ignorant jerks continue to laugh at, and mock a HUMAN being who's died? That little girl just lost her Mother. Nothing to laugh at or mock...
No one deserves such insensitivity. Maybe with exception of you morons out there that half no consideration for the appreciation of life and death. Keep your bullshit comments to yourself

185

D'Oh!

Wasn't she testing out another drug for Trimspa. It wouldn't show up as that though just a stroke or heart failure. I'm definitely staying away from Trimspa.

poor thing. i read that she was staying with a nurse because she was trying to kick her stimulant habit (much more potent stuff than trimspa) without going to a rehab hospital, she didn't want all the media (and legal) attention that would get. stimulant withdrawal is horrendous - far worse than heroin. for one thing the hallucinations are much more intense and disturbing. i read that she died because she had a vivid hallucination that gave her a panic attack, and she got up and ran naked down a hallway, beating herself to death with her own breasts as she ran. poor thing.

p.s. fuck ANS, this is the very best thing that could have happened to her infant daughter. look what having her as a mom did to her son. now her baby has a chance - today is a great day.

R.I.P Anna Nicole Smith.
Some people (not everyone) couldn't care less about all that has happened. But in our hearts, you're still loved.
You will now be wherever you are with the other family members you haven't seen for some time. I guess you've had some family problems but I know nothing about it so I won't comment.
R.I.P and never forget you like I haven't forgotten Steve Irwen! R.I.P buddy to you too. ;(

@193 hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! thats hella mean but funny as hell!
OK, so Anna Nicole Smith aka The 1993 Playmate of the Year has passed away. damn! and i was hoping that the day i turned into a lesbian she would be the one to convert me. oh well, there's always Rosie...wait, never mind. im staying straight. RIP Anna!
~N@ughty

another thing...u have a trench coat and magnifying glass? would u search me?? please?

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/anna_nicole_smith_splashnews.jpg
My mum said this picture was flattering when I told her about the deather around 15 minutes ago. I think she looks pretty here.

First Barbaro and now Anna Nicole.

I fear it was another case of laminitis.

Or maybe just massive amounts of every mind altering drug known to man, washed down with gallons of Cristal Champagne.

@187....it's already done my friend, all they have to do is rebroadcast any of the episodes of her shittastic show and slap her death at the end. She basically lived the same day every day.

#111
No...
The tackiest funeral was James Browns...!

Tragic news to hear, when you stop to think about the fact that her baby will never grow up knowing her mother. But I can't help but think that Lisa Nowak (that crazy diaper-wearing NASA nut job) is happy to be wiped off the front page of CNN.com for a while.

In other news : the collective IQ of the Fish drops every time I post another derivative, humorless hack, like #116. See #72 for the amusing original post I regurgitated.

At least this time I didn't rant about being hung like a horse, or cumming in buckets, because we all know, in all 10+ dimensions of this universe, ...

RPLTC, con mucho entusiasmo!

201 - Fucking NASA probably is happy too... I bet they killed ANS with a death ray from space....

did she off herself? everybodys making it sound like she offed herself

What a lucky bitch!!

Why can't this kind of shit happen to me??

BGLTC!!

Have some fucking respect. Hopefully you dont have some of the same shit happen to you. Rest in Peace Anna!

I heard it's b/c she was oozing brown, rancid menstrual goo and that as part of her new cleansing diet she was eating it which caused her to vomit. The mentstrual meat was ll over her face- you'll see in the pics.

you guys are sick! how can you mock someone's death even if she wasn't what most would consider a typical soccer mom? she made mistakes and she wasnt my fav celeb in the world either, but to mock someone's death? that's just barbaric and cruel. no one has to agree with me, but i thought i'd just give my 2 cents since everyone else seems to have done the same. i thought a little positivity was needed on this board. i hope her soul rests in peace and her child is well cared for.

The best way to honour her memory will be to broadcast her death, autopsy, and funeral on ET.
I think she would have wanted it that way.

Bummage :(

Later, Big-Anna-Banana-Fee-Fie-Fo-Fanna.

Come on guys, cut her a little slack at least, eh?. I was no fan of hers, couldn't stand her at all to be honest, but she's actually dead and leaves a little baby girl behind with no mom and god only knows who the dad is. Don't the dead deserve at least some respect?..I mean, its not like she was saddam or bin laden or anything, in which case, the dead deserve to be drawn and quartered after being hanged and beaten with sticks. All Im saying is, lighten up a little...

Omg. I can't believe it.

fuck this poor lost soul...and now her baby is alone.

first her son, then her...that fucking k. stern better burn for this shit!

OMG! I'm seriously in shock right now. Is this the same Anna Nicole who we were making fun of a few months ago. Good Lord...

No, some people dont care that she died and they will continue to make a mockery of her death. They dont call this site "The Superficial" for nothing!

dude,

your comments are in poor taste. ya, make fun of her when you heard she collapsed, but have some heart now that you realized she died.

And seriously guys. I don't care if she was a cracked out gold-digger... no one deserves this.

WAH WAH WAH

Let's see ...
NARRATOR: "Anna Nicole! You've lost your claim to your deceased husband's fortune in court, you're being sued for your endorsement of Trim Spa because it is bogus, you're being sued for a paternity test of your daughter because doubt exists as to who the real father is, the man who you claim "gave you a house in the Bahamas" (whom you also fucked) has sued to get you off his property, causing your citizenship in the Bahamas to get revoked, and your son dies in your hospital room of a lethal combination of drugs, three days after your daughter is born. What are you going to do next?"
ANS: "Hee-hee! I'm going to Disney World!"
NARRATOR: "But Anna Nicole, Disney World isn't in Hollywood Florida. It's in Orlando."
ANS: "What? Oh what's the use anymore." ...
Guess that Howard K. Stern will go down in history as the greatest source of the worst legal advice that someone could possibly get.

Oh well, one down, 7 to go.
Who wants to start a round of the Dead Pool?

I still can't help but feel so badly for the baby girl. The legal fiasco that will ensue is sure to make her the main attraction of a media circus for the rest of the year.

Now I ain't sayin she was a gold digger, but best believe that she's dead nigger.........

I was wondering why her body was so cold when I fucked her this afternoon..........

okay whoever said that stimulant withdrawal is worse than heroin withdrawal is way more retarded than that bitch Anna Nicole Smith.

wierd i'm actually sad that she has died. i didt care about her while she was alive., maybe thats because i figured that the media was just
"making money off anna nicole" (well thats how one of the camera crew people said it while on the live "telecast" on msnbc.com)

Nah, I'm back to hating her again.

I just read that she sold pictures of her son that were taken just before he died so that she could 'pay for his funeral'.

What could be worse than that? Thats almost as bad as fellating a ninety year old man...

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna

Anna Nicole

You're so outrageous!

:(

Good riddance.

Damn Anna, I never wanted it to end this way.

#220 IS, congrats, you just won the prize for most cold blooded comment, ever.

It's like a Greek tragedy, only with hillbillies.

@206.....Nope I can guarantee this shit will never happen to me, since I'm not a drug addicted whore who hangs around with a murdering lawyer and markets her kids for profit.

#142 Hey You! How's the air up there?!?!?! I'm in the whine cellar...
Your'e gimpy! Close that damn door of yours!
ANS's MOM WEARS ARMY BOOTS! Nyah Nyah...Whatever...!

Dude, TrimSpa killed her.

on her tombstone, it's gonna say:

ANS RIP

not even in death will she have any dignity

Awww...out of all the female train wrecks in contemporary Hollywoodland, she was my favorite. I'll miss hearing about her "adventures."

I hope they have Xanax in heaven...

@227 Thank you, I'm taking a bow right now..........

#227 Do you expect ANY dignity and maturity on commentary gossip board? These boards are for wierdos (me), immature brats and frustrated assholes.

ANS undoubtedly made one bonehead decision after another in her life. She was narcissistic, greedy, and self-indulgent to the extreme. HOWEVER, this is still the loss of a person's life - a person who was tragically lost and misguided and will now never have the chance to change. Her death is not tragic on the order of a young American fighting in Iraq, but it is still very sad. If you find anything funny in this situation, you should be concerned for yourself. What kind of soulless bastard would find another person's death cause for hilarity?

Now for something totally unrelated: Everyone of you who knows the difference between YOUR as a possessive and YOU'RE as a contraction for "you are" has my undying love and devotion.

First off, I'd like to say that I am completely sickened and appalled by the vulgarity of these remarks and opinions that are coming out of the mouths of so called "adults"? Lets get a hold of our selves and try acting a little more like civil human beings, and little less like ignorant jackasses.

I can't believe how cold and insensible one could be. To speak of such a tragic, horrible thing(which I would never wish upon anybody) in such a foul and insensitive way. Have you never lost a child? Do you know all the problems she was really facing besides what the all the interpreted information the paparazzi, untrustworthy friends, or even family have, or may have disclosed about her.

How can you speak with such hate and passion about someone whom you didn't even really know? How can you be so ignorant and close minded that you give her shit for how she lived her life, regardless of what she did, or whether it was right or wrong?

Isn't it only human to make mistakes, no ones perfect you know, and all of you sinking as low as bad mouthing someone who has just passed so tragically makes you an even worse person then she ever was or people precieved her to be.

I mean, lets get serious. She gave her son the methadone that killed him? No,she did not, that kniving ass of a lawyer she was with gave him accessto it, and possibly caused that tradegy to happen. Also, how could you blame her and say she did this to her daughter, like you gave her the autopsy yourself and know that she definitely died by Overdose.

Do you all lack such meaning to life, that you sit at home on your fat ass, bad mouthing celeberties, watching their every move, and judging everything they do. Do you feel so bad for yourself that you have to get your kicks through someone else's life? Get your own! GET A LIFE. Go get laid, get a job, do something with your sad life.

I understand that along with being famous, comes no privacy, but jesus, leave her at peace. People like you are the lowest forms of life, the scum of the world, that or your bored.

I bet half of you are unhappy house wifes,and overweight 30 year old men that still live in their mothers basement.

Have some respect for her, her daughter, and her family, because this certainly is not a laughing matter, its death. How dare you speak so harshly and ignorantly. You know nothing, lack feeling, and certainly, are very sheltered. Do you have no simpathy? No feelings? Never lost anyone?

No. Your all just bored and ignorant.


And on a lighter note: I hope all you bad mouthers burn in hell. Ciao.

#237 That's RICH...You call everyone assholes for being insensitive and then you hope we burn in hell? Hypocrite.

#236
Thanks for the grammar lesson! Your'e a peach!

#237
Lets get a hold of our selves

It's ourselves...! Not our selves!!!! You common thug!

237 - I agree with what you're saying about this being a tragic incident. I feel horribly for her baby girl, most of all. I have a lot of 'simpithy' for her situation, because she'll be forced into God only knows what type of living environment.

HOWEVER - maybe you might stop to recognize that most people on this board don't feel sympathy for Anna Nicole because no one can relate to her. She was a gold digger, she had a son to raise and still publicly spoke about her love for orgies and made sex tapes, she was married to an oil tycoon for financial purposes, she walked around lit on purple haze or some such shit for most of her adult life, and then if she DID in fact kill herself today it goes to show that her despair and stress over the death of her son and a court ordered paternity test led her to commit suicide. I know the whole situation is tragic, but I would NEVER have a child, and then proceed to kill myself because I was going through some drug enhanced state of depression. I'd get the help I needed and raise my kid in the best way that I could. And because most Americans can't conceive of having lived her self-centered lifestyle, let alone end it in the way she did, it's difficult to pity someone who ended it due to baby daddy drama and the "stress of being in the spotlight".

#240 Well said and nicely said.

I was actually shocked and a little sad to hear she died.

I don't think she could handle the fame thrust upon her and with the death of the son, who knows. She may have killed herself. I'd rather give her the benefit of the doubt. It's all sad. Howard K. Stern still is a smoking gun in my eyes.

I just watched Anna in her so called last interview from last week on Entertainment Tonight. She was high as a kite! Looked like heroin to me.

there's already pictures of her lying in a pool of liquor, the site won't allow me to post the name of the other site....think fight club.

Unbelievable. First her son, and now her. This is like a bad joke.

come on..."ANS RIP" folks. i registered just for that comment

#240 has a point.. Sort of.. I wouldn't sit there and judge her for not "reaching out" for help though.. Yeah, we can all sit here and say, I'd get the help, for my little girl, but most of us can't relate to what she was feeling. We can't sit there and say how bad it was.. not an excuse, sure, but for all we know, there was more to it.. Something so bad can consume one person, take over. And they can not have any control over themselves. They live in the dark, dark place, ignorant to what's really happening. Sure, she's made horrible mistakes, she's not on the better side of stardom. Who cares.. Save the jackass comments for something else. This is a human being, who is someone's daughter, someone's mother, friend, etc. I find it hard to believe any of you crude jerks would like your Mothers, Fathers, Sisters, Brothers, (etc) being mocked and laughed at when they or you die! Get a damn life, there's a time and place for sacastic comments. Sure, the main purpose of this stupid board seems to be kick them, and kick them hard, but for fuck sakes, have some damn respect for situations as this. I find it sickening that anyone could be so shallow, and heartless.

Do any of you care? I doubt it, it's all in the name of being the biggest asshole in the world. Just remember all your nasty comments come the day you lose someone so important in your life. Grow up, and act like adults.. Hell, fuck adults, act like HUMAN beings.

It was Alex Goen, he found out that she was planning to come clean that she was also on waitwatchers and crank and he couldn't handle that news.

I don't think she's dead -- seriously. Just Wednesday, a judge ordered a paternity test; now she's dead. Hmmmm....maybe Howard K. Stern doing some work to get her outta the spotlight and hide her and the baby away? I don't know, it just seems like odd timing.

That, or he killed her in the hopes that the paternity test would now not take place...i think the whole thing is creepy.

As for bad-mouthing her: i'm all for showing respect for the dead (if she is dead), but she was always more interested in being in the spotlight then in thinking about the ways she got the attention -- and how her actions would effect her kids. She was a pathetically bad parent.

Sorry - not very funny today....
Twizz

She ain't real. She dead.

Now that old guy can bone her in heaven!

take a trimspa, once a day.
take it too much, and your heart won't stay
in healthy shape to go out and play.
trimspa heart attack coming your way.

Thanks, Trimspa!

this is sad. i don't care how she was portrayed. the fact is she was a mother. she loved her son. why else do you think she named her daughter after him? her son was really all she had left after her first husband died. i think the relationship she had with her first husband was gross, but she obviously had some psychological problems, which is why this is so sad.

i personally think if she wasn't killed, that she killed herself because she couldn't handle all the pressure.

if this happened to anyone you knew, you wouldn't be like "LOL TRIMSPA! ANS RIP!" but because the media has made her look like a disgusting gold digging whore, you think this is funny. i feel really bad for her family and what friends she had left.

It was only a matter of time until she followed her son to the grave. Daniel was the love of her life and she wanted to be with him. I also think its possible she regretted the birth of the baby girl because it only added more lawsuits and bad publicity. Could it be a tragic tale of post partum depression + son's death + drugs? Her interviews on Entertainment just showed how drugged up she was and maybe Stern kept her in a drugged state so he can "marry her" and weasel more money out of her. And why was she is Florida while her newborn was in the Bahamas? I sure hope this Stern character doesn't inherit all her money. Who knows what he's going to do with the poor baby. RIP Anna & Daniel.

that's what i think 255. and yeah, why was her baby in the bahamas?

i think she killed herself.

235. You forgot to add butt monkeys and well used sperm recepticles, ...

248.

1) Scroll to the top of this page.

2) Read text to the right of blonde's mouth.

3) Read link above, especially 5 & 6.

4) Repeat until you understand the sheer stupidity of your post.

RPLTC a very, very, very long time!

To read about the tragedy surrounding Anna Nicole and her long-time adversary, E. Pierce Marshall...link here:

www.thoughttheater.com

@ #208
Blow it out your ass. This is an irreverant website that virtually always contains irreverant comments and often encourages them. If you are looking for plastic bullshit tributes go somewhere else, I'm sure the web is bustling with them at the moment.

Millions of people die every day; many for reasons far more sympathetic than a drugged out moron whose body just couldn't take it any more. Hell I feel more pity for the oldest woman alive who died last week and likely lived her life as a better "human" than ANS did. No one is standing up for her!

And why are people defending her like she was a friend? Did any of you actually know her personally? Get over yourselves! While I do think it's sad that another child is growing up without a mom, can you really say with any confidence that ANS would have been a good mom? I'd wager lots of money (that I'll probably never have) that she wouldn't be. Now shut the fuck up and go post on E!'s website instead of here!

237.

1) Read 257.

2) I'd advise you to autofellate, but you undoubtedly lack the proper 'scale' to render that advise even remotely comprehensible, so a simple 'I can't understand you, please pull the cock out of your mouth before you post' will have to suffice.

And, oh yeah, @#254...
Almost any woman with a desire to get some dick can be a mom...ditto that with virtually any horny dude with a craving for some poon.

Just cause you can procreate doesn't make you worthy of sympathy.

"Now shut the fuck up and go post on E!'s website instead of here!"

Mr. Pot? I'd like you to meet Mr. Kettle.

Bitch with two 1st names - I come here for sarcastic and sick comments...link me to one on E! and I'll take my black ass over there.

(I'm also failing to see the hypocrisy to which you are alluding...)

I'm back to read some more of the shitty things people say about each other. I had to take a bathroom break...

& more on 254

"The media portrayed her..."? She THREW her dumb ass at the media every chance she could get. They portrayed her exactly the way she wanted them to.

Go away.

#237...

TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK...
and
ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED EATING PARIS HILTON'S TAINTED PUSSY..
ahem...
excuse the outburst, but...
DAMN ! I MISS YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS!!!!

i'm not even going to lie; i feel pretty bad about her death. she had such a nice mouth.

260.
autofellate is not a word.
perhaps you meant autofellatio?
i think your the one thats needs to pull the cock out of your mouth, dear.

Yeah, all you Anna worshipers are the enablers for all these douchebags. I bet if Hilton got creamed by a garbage truck tonight you'd be here bawling your eyes out, you bunch of dirtbags, now take it outside.

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