Feb 8 2007UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith rushed to hospital is dead

2/8 Never Forget

Noooo!!!!!!!!!

Two words....... "Over-Dose"

I assume there's a warrant out for Howard K. Stern. He's going down.

it looks like she's taking a shit in that picture

You know she's drowning her sorrows in alcohol and drugs and probably OD'd. Maybe even TRIMSPA baby! I feel bad for her daughter. It seems somewhat obvious by now that Birkhead is the father, or why would ANS be so reluctant to submit to blood tests? I see a future crying on Larry King for Howard K. Stern, asswipe that he is.

are they sure they just didn't find a blow-up sex doll in there and got confused??

She probably just had a heart attack upon finding out she was fathered by a horse. Seriously, are human lips naturally supposed to seperate that much from gums?

wait, they found her unconcious and unresponsive? that's like saying someone found me glistening and smoldering with erotic intensity. Of course they would. It's thursday, isn't it?

Gawd this pic of her is horrible, her upper lip looks like Mr. Ed. Helloooooo, maybe when she dies they'll turn her into glue.

It says she was unresponsive.

How could they tell?

Judging from the picture, I'd say her synthetic human disguise is starting to peel back and she will soon be revealed as an H.R. Giger Alien.

was she doing a SLOW DIVE?

when will CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES step in and protect her infant child?

She just loves those pills......Their going to kill her like her son....it is ashame!!!
HATE THOSE PILLS!

aww now where are all of the 95 year old corpses gonna go to get some love??? who's gonna mumble random, incoherent sentences(?) about music videos(?) to Kanye West? who's gonna ask if i like her body??? I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

that out of the way i hope she's ok...

YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!

Heh heh..I wa gonna do a riff on "let's show respect," or something like that, but fuck it.

Lousy pic. Ah, well...around 150 Iraqis died yesterday in the biggest single bomb blast yet in their civil war. One less Hollywood phony doesn't really compare.

I'll still jerk off to your old Playboy shoots, baby.

Do you think she got brain damage?

Do you think she got brain damage?

Trimspa Baby! LET'S GET HIGH!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!!!!!!!!!

Show some respec–hee hee hee!

My first thought... what a selfish piece of crap. She has a baby daughter she brought into this world and so fricking self absorbed and self indulgent that she would end up in the back of an ambulance possibly dying...

My second thought... I didn't know there was a Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Florida! Cool!

Uhh...shes dead.

Double post, sorry :/

Update - just heard on the local news that she has died.

I feel for her little girl.

I think we're jumping the gun a little bit here, people. The EMS folks said she was unresponsive, but they should've waited a few more minutes - are we sure it wasn't just a really slow blink???

#17, 18 - kind of hard to damage what you never had.

K i just read she's dead ...

I think I'm officially going to hell.

# 16 You have a great point!!

It's Official: Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead!

Dead. I wonder who will get Dannielynn.

I just heard she died. Do you think Elton will play "Candle in the Wind" at her funeral?

It's confirmed that she has passed.

Peace to her friends and family.

Wait a sec–is unresponsive the same as no vital signs?

I don't wanna make fun yet...it's too soon.

I hope the "local streets were closed off" comment was an exaggeration. If not, WTF? It's not like she's the president of the United States, or even Brad Pitt. Is anybody really surprised that she collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital? I'm only surprised it didn't happen sooner. I feel bad for the EMTs who had to clear the vomit out of her mouth before they could intubate.

And if it turns out she didn't OD but instead had an actual non-self-inflicted medical problem, I still don't feel bad. When you spend a large part of your life as a drug/booze addled, gold-digging never-were, dropping dead of an overdose is pretty much your destiny. Every day that DOESN'T happen is icing on the cake.

Fucking finally. She definately outstayed her welcome on this planet. Now we just need the little one to die to end the bloodline. HAH! Druggie bitch.

DEAD>>>>OMG rest in peace Anna

Still don't feel bad. I feel bad for kids with cancer, homeless puppies and kittens, soldiers in Iraq, hell, anybody in Iraq. But Anna Nicole? Nope. Feel bad for her kid (the one she didn't manage to kill off with neglect), but not her.

I bet J. Howard Whatshisface's family is sorta happy right now, even if they don't dare say it out loud.

Trim Spa works

RIP Anna. Too bad you are leaving behind a motherless daughter who will now be fought over like a piece of meat by Birkhead and Stern. I see stripping in Dannilyn;s future.

I'm glad I posted that before the rest of you confirmed...if George Bush choked to death on a pretzel I'd laugh. But this is kinda sad.

"She was found unresponsive." I didn't know what that meant. Sorry :(

I actually feel really really bad. I'm not gonna lie... that fucking sucks. she was way too young.

how fucking rude are some of you to say "finally"

i can't believe that there are so many unkind people in this world.

i just hope that when you pass on, someone will say "finally"

shame on you!

I for one was incredibly shocked. Sure I wasn't her biggest fan, but I didn't want her to die. She was human just like the rest of us. She had a terrible life growing up and then she got some stability and then after her son passed away everything when down again.

I pray for her daughter and Howard K. Stern.

I feel bad for her baby and her dead son...
For her? No sympathy. She made all her own choices.

I am seriously shocked by this. I thought the broad was nuts, but I thought she'd live to the normal age of dementia.

I mean, WOW.

Hey Suzy- Fuck off.

Maybe to avoid giving over her daughter for a DNA test, she faked her own death. Those gov'ts are super-easy to buy off.

Not likely, but I wanna see the body. I WANNA SEE EVIDENCE

Sad.

She’s been brain-dead for awhile now, so I guess it's only natural for the rest of her to follow suite.

I have little sympathy for someone who'd leave a baby like that. I know she was crazed by the death of her son, and a little crazed in general..but, she had a baby to think of. Pftttt. She sucked, now she's dead.

#34, thats fucking sick, your a cunt.

Her poor daughter. :( In her weirdness/craziness, I loved her.

#41

Hey suzy...go fuck yourself, finally. And while you're at it, learn to use the shift key for capitalization you silly, stupid cunt.

ANS is at least indirectly, if not directly responsible for the death of her very own son AND she lacked the decency to prove the paternity of her daughter.

Fuck her and fuck you, too.

Thank you.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PEOPLE PLEASE LET THIS BIG TIT SLUT REST IN PEACE.

In an possibly related story, Cisco Adler's testicles have been reported missing....

Hopefully one of the houseplants will get custody of the baby so she'll FINALLY grow up in a nurturing environment.

Maybe if she was home raising her kid and not doing what we all know she was doing in a hotel in Florida she wouldn't be dead.

I'm really feeling sad right now. I know she was a mess and constantly medicated but you know it was because deep down, she was clinically depressed and hated herself. And then Daniel dies and it just pushed her right over the edge. It's really tragic.

On a more selfish note, we all have to admit that she kept us entertained with her insanity. I can't believe there won't be anymore stories of her mumbling incoherently or saying something inappropriate.

And Howard K. Stern can kiss that baby goodbye. They're definitely going to check DNA now and wisked that kid over to that Birkhead guy. His meal ticket is gone.

May she rest in peace. I will pray for her and her family as well as anyone who posts anything negative about her following the news of her death. May God have mercy on your pathetic souls...

There is nothing funny about a young person dying (nor a little girl growing up without a mother). There are many ill people out there and ANS was one of them. RIP.

Sorry, PapaHotNuts, by the time my comment posted you had beat me to it.

Oh well, double fuck you, suzy.

Hmm....think Larry Birkhead cares about paternity now? I think it's safe to say if there's no cash going to the baby, he doesn't.

Well I'll be damned.

If there is anyone who is happy about this its her ex son in law.

She's been brain-dead for years, finally her fat fucking body caught up with her miniscule mind. I hated that fucking twat, and I feel nothing but a sense of wellness.

More air for me, bitches!

RIP

holy shit

#62, that guy died several years ago.

Ted, from LA--that little girl would have grown up without a mother even if she didn't die. You catch my drift?

SHIT!!!!!!!
Who will we talk about now?
Will we ever know the babydaddy?
THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!!!!

ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

YOU'RE NEXT, PARIS!

Who had Less Than 6 Months after her son died?

I don't care how fucked up she was. She made terrible choices, yes, but still -- the whole thing is tragic and very sad. I hope she rests in peace and I think you're all sick and pathetic for deriving pleasure from this.

Big Pharma stocks are tumbling on this news.

Now seniors can get thier meds a little cheaper.

P.S. I feel absolutely not one whit of sympathy for this drug-addled slut. She lived a rotten life and died a rotten death. It's just karma.

And when Paris/Lindsay/Britney inevitably OD, I still won't give a shit. These people have been given more opportunities and wealth than anyone deserves, and they've squandered it all like the morally bankrupt pigs they are. They deserve to die.

41 - I will give you that it is tragic... but not pitiable.

You need some perspective. You want to mourn someone? Morn this little girl....This is a loss of someone valuable.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/toddler.death.ap/index.html
An innocent child.

Anna Nicole was trash. Live like trash. Brought her poor son down to her level and along with Stern, was responsible for his death. The son probably was the baby's father.

I pity the son. I pity the child. Anna and Stern both need to rot in hell. One down, one to go.

Yep- RIP and hopes for a better life for her little daughter. A person cannot stay alive living that way and that is it. It is tragic and sad and now.... many less jokes will be made :(

#34 GTFO The Net.

Then End.

Let's learn a lesson here, gang.......don't let the guy who controls your bank account cut your coke for you.

Also some of you wishing death on people and calling others white trash? Well that's white trash if I ever heard it.

WHY?! WHY?! Absolutely tragic...why couldn't it have been Paris?

Where are they going to find a casket to fit those tits?

Speaking of being brain dead, what does it mean to "follow suite," whatthe?

A part of me realizes the world is drastically overrun with complete morons, but I feel sorry for 'em, too. She got lost, the poor, insane thing. She couldn't have wanted that much.

hahahahahahahaha cry me a fucking river, GOOD RIDDANCE.

Next!

I'm looking at you Olsens...

Live fast, die young, leave a corpse.

I was done with this website but this is definitely something worth commenting on.

I live in Hollywood about 3 blocks from the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel. Shit is CRAZY right now! I could hear all the sirens and everything from my apartment.

She had it coming. Maybe she'll get past the 5th grade in her next life.

And #71...she was a piece of shit. I think YOU'RE pathetic for feeling sorry for her. At least her daughter has a chance at a normal life now.

Wow... she didn't even outlive her ex-husband's socks. Normally I'd say 39 is too young to die, but...

Damn, she owed me money, too.

Good riddance to ANS and all the rest of you morons who are wringing their hands over this bitch and whining about the people who are glad she is dead.

ANS was good for two things:

Fucking her and then fucking her again.

TrimSpa Suicide Hotline. The only lesson in error on this is nothing. TrimSpa is fake is A>N>S. (was). probably a heart attack, let's be honest here. Blood Pressure vs. Appearance. God vs the Devil. @41 & 57...*yawwwwn* this is a forum of heckle, not church. your not welcome.

normally i don't comment on here alot. but yeah. this is actually kind of sad. i feel sorry for anna nicole and her surviving baby. obviously ANS had issues that people deal with every day but unfortunately she was famous and of course it's considered scandalous. i think it's unfortunate that this country preoccupies itself with drama of semi-celebrities instead of focusing our attention to the state our country is in.

---at any rate....i'm sure howard k. stern probably killed her off to get to her money. next you'll see CNN's ticker will say: "Danilynn falls overboard,eaten by sharks"

just my 2 cents

So long Anna...thanks for all the mammaries...

-Matt Duke

and in her last moments.....anna was the most coherent she has EVER been...wow.

Her dead ex-husband had liver spots older than her.

Howards off to court for giving her older kid methodone and knocking him off, so maybe she couldnt handle the prospect that her lover (and fucked up life) killed her kid. Or maybe it was just too much party hearty

either way its still tragic when someone young(ish) dies even if they are an utter fucking nong

look at it this way. best inheritance the kid could get, really. she's guaranteed a place in hollywood just based on her fucked up past, and she has all the material for a great book. Go to it Dannielyn!

71 - I don't think anyone gets pleasure from this. I think that we are all just not surprised and not willing to pity.

lol @ 79

No matter how ridiculous and terrible and just plain unfortunate her life was---and I think we can all agree it was all of those, in spades---maybe she's at peace now. Here's hoping her daughter ends up in good hands.

Like I said... Pity the right people...
Like this...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/toddler.death.ap/index.html

I wonder if Birkhead will even want the kid now.

wow. she just had a baby. this is going to be rough.

89 hilarious.

5 hilarious.

I'd feel sorry for her if she hadn't partaken in some bullshit marriage with that liar/lawyer/douche Howard K. Stern after he supposedly gave Daniel the Methedone that led to his death, then flushed the rest down the toilet. Or if maybe she didn't sell her last pics with Daniel to the tabloids. I feel sorry for Daniel and her daughter and NOBODY else. Isn't it a bit suspicious that people keep dying when Stern is in the room? Or is that just me?

Selfish bitch. Sorry, suicide is about the most selfish thing you can do to the people you love.

#34

Your a fucking asshole.

I was more in shock everytime i heard that she wasn't dead yet, I mean I don't ever remember seeing her while she wasn't on drugs.

But to say that about her little baby? I mean they don't even know who the real dad is, she's basically an orphan. your a douchebag.

For all you whiners, you've seen the life she led, what she exposed her freaking kid to! She's responsible for his death. And , WHAT THE FUCK did she think was gonna happen when she lived her life hopped up on chemicals from sunrise to sunset.

She's not only dead, she's probably sizzling and not in a good way.

Well RIP, no comment on her but hopefully her daughter will find her way to the verified father on the West Coast and have a decent chance of a life.

Enough people fed off the train wreck of a life. Let them all including the media be rewarded for their enabling.

41 - I feel sorry for her baby, but then I have since the day she was born, Anna wasn't cut out to be a mother. But there is no way, NO WAY in hell I'd offer up condolences for Howard K. Stern, that predatory ass-kissing scumbag. Now we'll have to be subjected to the ANS memorial press tour, let's see how much more publicity and money he can milk out of it. Until Spears or Lohan needs an attorney.

Oh yeah- this will be milked out by Howard K. Stern immensely

re #96

looked at that link, what a cunt. Hes going to get him stretched a new asshole first week in prison. If he lasts that long.

How sad Anna Nicole Smith died at such a young age.Luckily we can still admire herself and her great smile on pics like this.

I wonder if Bobby Trendy will go to the funeral.

Now I have to cross her off my "crazy bitch I'd like to fuck" list. That astroNUT broad just moved up a spot.

Get ready for the World's Tackiest Funeral!!

#110 haha! get out your diapers darlin!

Predictions for Howard K? maybe he'll hook up with that lesbian friend of Anna's. Wow, he's like, all alone in the world isn't he?

hey---maybe that crazy astroNUT got her. Maybe she whacked her with her mallet!

She was our princess Diana

In other news: prescription drug prices plummet as market is mysteriously and unexpectedly flooded! Doctor Proctor MD, from Miami Genral Hospital was quoted as saying the institution had tons of pharmacueticals left over, but wouldn't say why, citing patient confidentiality. He then laughed and said "It was that crazy bitch.. she ate them like tics tacs... motherfucking tic tacs..."

115, please fucking tell your tongue was firmly implanted in your cheek when you said that.

111 Yeah, you KNOW there are going to be like 37 RV's at that mofo.

Cuz her relatives are from Texas.

Hey- Wheres that creepy lesbian that was her assistant on her show?? I want to see her and Howard K get together and raise the kid. Wait, I smell sitcom! Hey is this going to take the spotlight off Brit? That would be SAD!

what the hell?
what is up with her family dying?

however, i do feel for her family
and especially her little girl
RIP Anna.

"I mean...what kind of a steak place doesn't have A1??"

#115 You may need a foot firmly planted up your ass.

I gotta say this much.

The girl came from NOTHING and used what she had to make a niche for herself. Unlike the majority of the fuckasses in this country, she actually had the cajones to do what she had to do to keep food on the table. How many of you would fuck a 95 year old man to make sure that your kid had food and clothes? I'll give her credit....the girl had some big ol' gorilla balls on her. What she did (minus Playboy & Guess? Jeans) is no different than what some other mom in Buttfuck, Arkansas is doing to make sure that her kid has a decent life. And it's fucked up that she died and I will bet house and hill that fucking Howard K. Stern killed her ass somehow.

Was she a trainwreck? YES.

Was she a bad mother? Most likely.

Was she entertaining as hell? FUCK YES.

And also, I gotta say this, too...

Celebrities are fucked up pieces of shit like the rest of us.

Celebrities are not shining beacons of humanity.

When someone dies, it's fucked up...period, end of discussion.

This soap opera....isn't over....by a long shot.

Oh and I thought she was absolutely beautiful.

As usual. Not even one minute since we've heard about her death and people just jump to random conclusions about how she died or whether she's still alive.

I feel sorry for the kid though. And #34, that was a horrible thing to say.

I have it on good authority that this was a condition of the North Korean nuclear arms talks... Maybe Kim Jong-Il isn't so bad after all...

I hope the Tehran talks go this well…

I actually just logged off, when my inner gook inspired me to write this haiku:

Anna Nicole Smith
You fat worthless fucking cunt
So glad you are dead

116, RichPuert...That was AWESOME!

Am I supposed to care as much as the people at CNN do? All I have to say is too bad it wasn't that Rosie O'Donnell walrus.

to the WHINERS:

are we supposed to cry for every selfish whore, criminal or junkie who finally meets the end their choices were CLEARLY leading them to?

not me. not as long as little kids still get brain tumors and old ladies die alone in puddles of cat urine.

save your sympathy for those who deserve it. there's nothing tragic about this death.

#125- Hey Pete- Remember when Kim Jong Il asked that actress that he kidnapped "How do you like my physique??" hahahahah! Unrelated- yes... Funny- yessss!

thanks #123. You put it best.

Either that or ALLI is sending a message to Trim Spa.... I hate it when drug company gang wars spill into the streets....

Sup Tranny!!!

Everyone should die before having to endure their 40th birthday.

They really did close down the streets. My boyfriend was driving near Memorial Hospital around 2 this afternoon on his lunch break and saw all the helicopters and stuff. Kinda crazy they shut down the streets for her...but that's south Florida for you.

128 If we have to pick sides here, I'm with you.

Thanks for the mammaries!

all death is tragic. maybe not to all but to some who did care about this woman, like her mother. i say howard did it.

If I was HK Stern and I found her in the hotel room, I would have gotten the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

#131- Imagine if Merck and P&J got into it. I would feel sorry for the driver of the Viagra car in NASCAR.

:[ she wasn't suppose to dieee!

I bet the paramedics gang banged her in the way to the hospital... At least I would have done it!! Not really... im not into gangbangs...

Oh, my, God!
I was going down the list and reading the comments.
I clicked on "Sarah Devil"'s URL.
My God.
I can't wait until you have to pay a rent check.
Ass.

Yeah, Trimspa baby!
That ain't all she was on. Another case of money can not buy happiness. I hope the baby has a better fate then her son.

Yeah, she's dead right. And so is Ken Lay.

140...You nasty Kraut..

#125- Hey Pete- Remember when Kim Jong Il asked that actress that he kidnapped "How do you like my physique??" hahahahah! Unrelated- yes... Funny- yessss!

I realize this site is purely for amusement's sake and that's exactly the reason I look at it everyday. Both the original post and the subsequent comments about Anna Nicole's death cross the line from entertaining gossip to gross indecency. Anna Nicole has clearly been plagued with problems for the majority of her life- whether they were of her own making is irrelevant I (of course, I acknowledge that she has caused a fair share of what's gone wrong in her life). Sure, celebrities open themselves to a higher degree of scrutiny for their actions, but no one, not even the most outlandish celebrities- Britney, Paris, Lindsey- deserves this degree of disrespect. She clearly needed help and to criticize now accomplishes nothing. Instead of bashing Anna Nicole, you all should be hoping that her daughter will be able to move on, over come the issues in their family, and lead a happy life.

#41 suzy "she was a human just like the rest of us"
Shut the fuck up. ANS was a piece of human garbage who gave gold diggers a bad name.
The only thing I was surprised about was that it took this long for her to off herself.
The only thing I was disappointed about was that it happened in Hollywood FL. Just what Broward county needs, more loons descending on it, as they make the pilgrimage to see the spot where she died.

Well put 123

There'll be lots of time for lots of ANS jokes, who did what to whom and for how long, who killed who, who's sueing who ... say I wonder if the ANS estate will continue the suit agains her "step brother"'s estate and who will get the money? ... Howard K is a shyster. Larry Birkhead has unseen motives. ANS got used up by too many too often and became a cartoon character soon to be an ABC movie of the week. Hell she's soon to be imortalized by drag queens all over the world. Still, there's a little girl who'll grow up without her mother, guaranteed to spend years in therapy when she learns her backstory.

#147- Hmm, maybe we should set up some kind of sterilization clinic up in Broward county. You know, use it as an entrance fee.

God bless, Anna Nicole...and it seems to me like you lived your life three sheets to the wind.

I'm surprised no one has speculated that J. Howard did something to kill her.

Do we think it's suicide or what?

150 bwwwaahahahahahaha

#150.

Genius!

Gee, she's a piece of white trailer trash and she gets streets closed for her?

Then again, they had to do that to fit the double-wide ambulance through.

Posted twice- that good I think.

Ahhhh poor, ANS! Who will get all that tacky shit she decorated her bedroom with!! Who's home with that Queen Interior designer decorate?! Is there no God??!!

i can't stop laughing

Here's hoping that Howard is not the father, and Daniellyn gets adopted to a normal couple.

From the reports I've read, she was at the hotel with four other people for the past three days (the baby was not there, way to go "mom") One of the four people was reportedly a NURSE and it was the NURSE that called 911. My guess is that she was hanging out in the hotel for the past few days recovering from MORE cosmetic surgery and taking a shit load of pain killers....You heard it here first, I betcha they find out she had just had some cosmetic procedure done shortly before her death and this was a contributing factor - plus the fact that she was a pill popping mama.

#146

THANK YOU!!!!!

#146- Everyone on here feels sorry for the Little Girl, but ANS had repeated interventions and lots of people who loved her and she didn't give one single fuck. I hope she rests in peace, but I do not pity her whatsoever.

Ah, nuts. I read this old transcript and now I feel sorry for her. I was waaaay more comfortable hating her
Poor stupid fat sack

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0205/29/lkl.00.html

Stern is a complete fucker though. Lets hope he goes to jail and the judge decides it was Howard in the hospital with the methodone. And maybe Howard in the Hard Rock with the...if Anna Nicole died from a beating over the head with a hairdryer, it would make all of my alliterative dreams complete.

"If there is anyone who is happy about this its her ex son in law"

Duh. He's dead.

#151 Sweetie-read almost every post on here. Most people speculated about Stern having a hand in it.

#151- Oooops sorry- read your comment incorrectly ; )

methadone + pain killers + whatever else she was doing = DEATH.

Hey if you play that game, you're bound to wreck yo'self.

Maybe someone used her boobs to suffocate her. Now that is a murder weapon, almost like it someone beat me to death with my own dong.

Why wasn't it Paris?

This is completly unrelated, but the correct contraction for you are is you're not your. It can be used like, "You're a dumb fuck."

Well,It's about time.

39 years old. like belushi, farley, how she made us laugh.

i hope her teeth are donated to a needy horse.

What a sad, fucked up way to live your life. She was a pretty woman, who got a fucked deal in life. Well, I hope her child isn't brain damaged from the drugs her mother took during pregnancy.
You can rest now, Anna. They can't hound you anymore...

There is some light at the end of the tunnel though...

I bet Lindsay Lohan will write another e-mail.

Be adequite, ANS!

They called fire and rescue teams? Howard set her on fire??

At a televised press conference outside Memorial Regional Hospital, Seminole Tribe Police Chief Charlie Tiger said officers were notified that Smith had died at the hospital at 2:49 p.m. Thursday.

Tiger also said a private female nurse first called the hotel for help at 1:39 p.m. Aid arrived within two minutes, he said. At 1:45 p.m., Tiger said, a bodyguard initiated CPR in the star's sixth-floor hotel room. She was rushed to the hospital shortly after 2 p.m.The police chief said Smith was a regular patron at the Hard Rock and had checked in on Monday. He said her hsuband checked in with her.

``She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow,'' Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel, confirmed.

Officials said her baby was not with her. In addition to her husband, the Smith entourage included four others, including a nurse, said hotel president Michael Bloom.

Bloom said the hotel received a call from her nurse just after 1:30 p.m. requesting assistance.

``She was obviously in distress,'' Bloom said of the ex-Playboy Playmate

Five minutes later hotel security and emergency medical technicians responded to her room and contacted local fire and rescue teams.

Rest in peace. Orémus. Clementissime Deus, Pater misericordiárum et Deus totius consolatiónis, qui néminem vis perire in te credéntem atque sperántem: secúndum multitúdinem miseratiónum tuárum réspice propitius fámulum tuum Anna Nicole Smith quem tibi vera fides et spes christiána commendant. Visita eum in salutári tuo, et per Unigeniti tui passiónem et mortem ómnium ei delictórum suórum remissiónem et véniam clementer indulge; ut ejus ánima in hora exitus sui te judicem propitiátum inveniat et, in sánguine ejusdem Fílii tui ab omni mácula ablúta, transire ad vitam mereatur perpetuam. Per eúmdem Christum Dóminum nostrum.
Amen.

omg wow now i feel kinda bad for making fun of her when the post said she was in the hospital.... omg i feel sooo bad for her baby!

sorry for making fun of u anna :D

Oh Anna Nicole, you wildly overfed Texas flower.

Why is this so suprising?

Have any of you actually SEEN Anna Nicole Smith talk?

She's been dead for a while now.

Christ, the last 2 years have been nothing but one big "Weekend at Bernies" movie with that shady lawyer BF pulling her strings.

She sold her soul to the devil and the price was cheap. Unfortunately nobody feels sorry for her. Get rich or die tryin the american dream

162 that has actually ALREADY been pointed out. Duh.

@173 Amen Padre....err ...your Eminence.

@30
Yeah...all he has to do is mix the lyrics up a bit for her just like he did for Diana. It's such a recyclable song; and means so much each time around!

On a lighter note; she did ride her 15 minutes for all it was worth. All these up and coming skanks-in-the-making should take note what usually happens at the end of your 15.

A friend of mine just told me on TV someone was comparing her to Marilyn Monroe- hear we go.

You people are terrible. It is just downright cruel and awful to read these heartless comments about a young, beautiful, intelligent, talented starlet who was loved by all, and who passed away well before her time and-- oops, my Pizza Pocket is ready. I love the little pepperonis!! YUM.

Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on February 8, 2007 1:32 PM

I was done with this website but this is definitely something worth commenting on.

I live in Hollywood about 3 blocks from the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel. Shit is CRAZY right now! I could hear all the sirens and everything from my apartment.

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You must have EXCEPTIONALLY good hearing, since she was staying at the Hard Rock in Florida.

oh, those paramedics musta loved doing breast compressions on her...... all the way to the hospital.

"yeah she's dead alright. But let's feel up those fake boobies anyway."

183...

Hollywood, Florida.

#34 I think many people (including myself) found what you said really hurtful. Sure she may have had problems on pills and her son, but that doesn't mean she deserved to die. Her baby girl who you're also hoping to die obviously would've got you into trouble if you said that out to the public.
I think you should think about what you said and take it all back.

wow, the execs at E! must be scurrying around gathering info for another "true hollywood story"on ANS...

or perhaps her daughter will be getting this episode: the youngest person to ever have enough drama to fill an entire hour of gossip and tragedy television...

poor kid!

I'm not a fan, but this is sad,

What a waste of a fine piece of ass

DAMN!!!!
I Miss the Yahoo Message Boards!

#34 you're a complete jackass bitch! what a harsh thing to say.. Why do you or any of you ignorant jerks continue to laugh at, and mock a HUMAN being who's died? That little girl just lost her Mother. Nothing to laugh at or mock...
No one deserves such insensitivity. Maybe with exception of you morons out there that half no consideration for the appreciation of life and death. Keep your bullshit comments to yourself

185

D'Oh!

Wasn't she testing out another drug for Trimspa. It wouldn't show up as that though just a stroke or heart failure. I'm definitely staying away from Trimspa.

poor thing. i read that she was staying with a nurse because she was trying to kick her stimulant habit (much more potent stuff than trimspa) without going to a rehab hospital, she didn't want all the media (and legal) attention that would get. stimulant withdrawal is horrendous - far worse than heroin. for one thing the hallucinations are much more intense and disturbing. i read that she died because she had a vivid hallucination that gave her a panic attack, and she got up and ran naked down a hallway, beating herself to death with her own breasts as she ran. poor thing.

p.s. fuck ANS, this is the very best thing that could have happened to her infant daughter. look what having her as a mom did to her son. now her baby has a chance - today is a great day.

R.I.P Anna Nicole Smith.
Some people (not everyone) couldn't care less about all that has happened. But in our hearts, you're still loved.
You will now be wherever you are with the other family members you haven't seen for some time. I guess you've had some family problems but I know nothing about it so I won't comment.
R.I.P and never forget you like I haven't forgotten Steve Irwen! R.I.P buddy to you too. ;(

@193 hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! thats hella mean but funny as hell!
OK, so Anna Nicole Smith aka The 1993 Playmate of the Year has passed away. damn! and i was hoping that the day i turned into a lesbian she would be the one to convert me. oh well, there's always Rosie...wait, never mind. im staying straight. RIP Anna!
~N@ughty

another thing...u have a trench coat and magnifying glass? would u search me?? please?

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/anna_nicole_smith_splashnews.jpg
My mum said this picture was flattering when I told her about the deather around 15 minutes ago. I think she looks pretty here.

First Barbaro and now Anna Nicole.

I fear it was another case of laminitis.

Or maybe just massive amounts of every mind altering drug known to man, washed down with gallons of Cristal Champagne.

@187....it's already done my friend, all they have to do is rebroadcast any of the episodes of her shittastic show and slap her death at the end. She basically lived the same day every day.

#111
No...
The tackiest funeral was James Browns...!

Tragic news to hear, when you stop to think about the fact that her baby will never grow up knowing her mother. But I can't help but think that Lisa Nowak (that crazy diaper-wearing NASA nut job) is happy to be wiped off the front page of CNN.com for a while.

In other news : the collective IQ of the Fish drops every time I post another derivative, humorless hack, like #116. See #72 for the amusing original post I regurgitated.

At least this time I didn't rant about being hung like a horse, or cumming in buckets, because we all know, in all 10+ dimensions of this universe, ...

RPLTC, con mucho entusiasmo!

201 - Fucking NASA probably is happy too... I bet they killed ANS with a death ray from space....

did she off herself? everybodys making it sound like she offed herself

What a lucky bitch!!

Why can't this kind of shit happen to me??

BGLTC!!

Have some fucking respect. Hopefully you dont have some of the same shit happen to you. Rest in Peace Anna!

I heard it's b/c she was oozing brown, rancid menstrual goo and that as part of her new cleansing diet she was eating it which caused her to vomit. The mentstrual meat was ll over her face- you'll see in the pics.

you guys are sick! how can you mock someone's death even if she wasn't what most would consider a typical soccer mom? she made mistakes and she wasnt my fav celeb in the world either, but to mock someone's death? that's just barbaric and cruel. no one has to agree with me, but i thought i'd just give my 2 cents since everyone else seems to have done the same. i thought a little positivity was needed on this board. i hope her soul rests in peace and her child is well cared for.

The best way to honour her memory will be to broadcast her death, autopsy, and funeral on ET.
I think she would have wanted it that way.

Bummage :(

Later, Big-Anna-Banana-Fee-Fie-Fo-Fanna.

Come on guys, cut her a little slack at least, eh?. I was no fan of hers, couldn't stand her at all to be honest, but she's actually dead and leaves a little baby girl behind with no mom and god only knows who the dad is. Don't the dead deserve at least some respect?..I mean, its not like she was saddam or bin laden or anything, in which case, the dead deserve to be drawn and quartered after being hanged and beaten with sticks. All Im saying is, lighten up a little...

Omg. I can't believe it.

fuck this poor lost soul...and now her baby is alone.

first her son, then her...that fucking k. stern better burn for this shit!

OMG! I'm seriously in shock right now. Is this the same Anna Nicole who we were making fun of a few months ago. Good Lord...

No, some people dont care that she died and they will continue to make a mockery of her death. They dont call this site "The Superficial" for nothing!

dude,

your comments are in poor taste. ya, make fun of her when you heard she collapsed, but have some heart now that you realized she died.

And seriously guys. I don't care if she was a cracked out gold-digger... no one deserves this.

WAH WAH WAH

Let's see ...
NARRATOR: "Anna Nicole! You've lost your claim to your deceased husband's fortune in court, you're being sued for your endorsement of Trim Spa because it is bogus, you're being sued for a paternity test of your daughter because doubt exists as to who the real father is, the man who you claim "gave you a house in the Bahamas" (whom you also fucked) has sued to get you off his property, causing your citizenship in the Bahamas to get revoked, and your son dies in your hospital room of a lethal combination of drugs, three days after your daughter is born. What are you going to do next?"
ANS: "Hee-hee! I'm going to Disney World!"
NARRATOR: "But Anna Nicole, Disney World isn't in Hollywood Florida. It's in Orlando."
ANS: "What? Oh what's the use anymore." ...
Guess that Howard K. Stern will go down in history as the greatest source of the worst legal advice that someone could possibly get.

Oh well, one down, 7 to go.
Who wants to start a round of the Dead Pool?

I still can't help but feel so badly for the baby girl. The legal fiasco that will ensue is sure to make her the main attraction of a media circus for the rest of the year.

Now I ain't sayin she was a gold digger, but best believe that she's dead nigger.........

I was wondering why her body was so cold when I fucked her this afternoon..........

okay whoever said that stimulant withdrawal is worse than heroin withdrawal is way more retarded than that bitch Anna Nicole Smith.

wierd i'm actually sad that she has died. i didt care about her while she was alive., maybe thats because i figured that the media was just
"making money off anna nicole" (well thats how one of the camera crew people said it while on the live "telecast" on msnbc.com)

Nah, I'm back to hating her again.

I just read that she sold pictures of her son that were taken just before he died so that she could 'pay for his funeral'.

What could be worse than that? Thats almost as bad as fellating a ninety year old man...

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna

Anna Nicole

You're so outrageous!

:(

Good riddance.

Damn Anna, I never wanted it to end this way.

#220 IS, congrats, you just won the prize for most cold blooded comment, ever.

It's like a Greek tragedy, only with hillbillies.

@206.....Nope I can guarantee this shit will never happen to me, since I'm not a drug addicted whore who hangs around with a murdering lawyer and markets her kids for profit.

#142 Hey You! How's the air up there?!?!?! I'm in the whine cellar...
Your'e gimpy! Close that damn door of yours!
ANS's MOM WEARS ARMY BOOTS! Nyah Nyah...Whatever...!

Dude, TrimSpa killed her.

on her tombstone, it's gonna say:

ANS RIP

not even in death will she have any dignity

Awww...out of all the female train wrecks in contemporary Hollywoodland, she was my favorite. I'll miss hearing about her "adventures."

I hope they have Xanax in heaven...

@227 Thank you, I'm taking a bow right now..........

#227 Do you expect ANY dignity and maturity on commentary gossip board? These boards are for wierdos (me), immature brats and frustrated assholes.

ANS undoubtedly made one bonehead decision after another in her life. She was narcissistic, greedy, and self-indulgent to the extreme. HOWEVER, this is still the loss of a person's life - a person who was tragically lost and misguided and will now never have the chance to change. Her death is not tragic on the order of a young American fighting in Iraq, but it is still very sad. If you find anything funny in this situation, you should be concerned for yourself. What kind of soulless bastard would find another person's death cause for hilarity?

Now for something totally unrelated: Everyone of you who knows the difference between YOUR as a possessive and YOU'RE as a contraction for "you are" has my undying love and devotion.

First off, I'd like to say that I am completely sickened and appalled by the vulgarity of these remarks and opinions that are coming out of the mouths of so called "adults"? Lets get a hold of our selves and try acting a little more like civil human beings, and little less like ignorant jackasses.

I can't believe how cold and insensible one could be. To speak of such a tragic, horrible thing(which I would never wish upon anybody) in such a foul and insensitive way. Have you never lost a child? Do you know all the problems she was really facing besides what the all the interpreted information the paparazzi, untrustworthy friends, or even family have, or may have disclosed about her.

How can you speak with such hate and passion about someone whom you didn't even really know? How can you be so ignorant and close minded that you give her shit for how she lived her life, regardless of what she did, or whether it was right or wrong?

Isn't it only human to make mistakes, no ones perfect you know, and all of you sinking as low as bad mouthing someone who has just passed so tragically makes you an even worse person then she ever was or people precieved her to be.

I mean, lets get serious. She gave her son the methadone that killed him? No,she did not, that kniving ass of a lawyer she was with gave him accessto it, and possibly caused that tradegy to happen. Also, how could you blame her and say she did this to her daughter, like you gave her the autopsy yourself and know that she definitely died by Overdose.

Do you all lack such meaning to life, that you sit at home on your fat ass, bad mouthing celeberties, watching their every move, and judging everything they do. Do you feel so bad for yourself that you have to get your kicks through someone else's life? Get your own! GET A LIFE. Go get laid, get a job, do something with your sad life.

I understand that along with being famous, comes no privacy, but jesus, leave her at peace. People like you are the lowest forms of life, the scum of the world, that or your bored.

I bet half of you are unhappy house wifes,and overweight 30 year old men that still live in their mothers basement.

Have some respect for her, her daughter, and her family, because this certainly is not a laughing matter, its death. How dare you speak so harshly and ignorantly. You know nothing, lack feeling, and certainly, are very sheltered. Do you have no simpathy? No feelings? Never lost anyone?

No. Your all just bored and ignorant.

And on a lighter note: I hope all you bad mouthers burn in hell. Ciao.

#237 That's RICH...You call everyone assholes for being insensitive and then you hope we burn in hell? Hypocrite.

#236
Thanks for the grammar lesson! Your'e a peach!

#237
Lets get a hold of our selves

It's ourselves...! Not our selves!!!! You common thug!

237 - I agree with what you're saying about this being a tragic incident. I feel horribly for her baby girl, most of all. I have a lot of 'simpithy' for her situation, because she'll be forced into God only knows what type of living environment.

HOWEVER - maybe you might stop to recognize that most people on this board don't feel sympathy for Anna Nicole because no one can relate to her. She was a gold digger, she had a son to raise and still publicly spoke about her love for orgies and made sex tapes, she was married to an oil tycoon for financial purposes, she walked around lit on purple haze or some such shit for most of her adult life, and then if she DID in fact kill herself today it goes to show that her despair and stress over the death of her son and a court ordered paternity test led her to commit suicide. I know the whole situation is tragic, but I would NEVER have a child, and then proceed to kill myself because I was going through some drug enhanced state of depression. I'd get the help I needed and raise my kid in the best way that I could. And because most Americans can't conceive of having lived her self-centered lifestyle, let alone end it in the way she did, it's difficult to pity someone who ended it due to baby daddy drama and the "stress of being in the spotlight".

#240 Well said and nicely said.

I was actually shocked and a little sad to hear she died.

I don't think she could handle the fame thrust upon her and with the death of the son, who knows. She may have killed herself. I'd rather give her the benefit of the doubt. It's all sad. Howard K. Stern still is a smoking gun in my eyes.

I just watched Anna in her so called last interview from last week on Entertainment Tonight. She was high as a kite! Looked like heroin to me.

there's already pictures of her lying in a pool of liquor, the site won't allow me to post the name of the other site....think fight club.

Unbelievable. First her son, and now her. This is like a bad joke.

come on..."ANS RIP" folks. i registered just for that comment

#240 has a point.. Sort of.. I wouldn't sit there and judge her for not "reaching out" for help though.. Yeah, we can all sit here and say, I'd get the help, for my little girl, but most of us can't relate to what she was feeling. We can't sit there and say how bad it was.. not an excuse, sure, but for all we know, there was more to it.. Something so bad can consume one person, take over. And they can not have any control over themselves. They live in the dark, dark place, ignorant to what's really happening. Sure, she's made horrible mistakes, she's not on the better side of stardom. Who cares.. Save the jackass comments for something else. This is a human being, who is someone's daughter, someone's mother, friend, etc. I find it hard to believe any of you crude jerks would like your Mothers, Fathers, Sisters, Brothers, (etc) being mocked and laughed at when they or you die! Get a damn life, there's a time and place for sacastic comments. Sure, the main purpose of this stupid board seems to be kick them, and kick them hard, but for fuck sakes, have some damn respect for situations as this. I find it sickening that anyone could be so shallow, and heartless.

Do any of you care? I doubt it, it's all in the name of being the biggest asshole in the world. Just remember all your nasty comments come the day you lose someone so important in your life. Grow up, and act like adults.. Hell, fuck adults, act like HUMAN beings.

It was Alex Goen, he found out that she was planning to come clean that she was also on waitwatchers and crank and he couldn't handle that news.

I don't think she's dead -- seriously. Just Wednesday, a judge ordered a paternity test; now she's dead. Hmmmm....maybe Howard K. Stern doing some work to get her outta the spotlight and hide her and the baby away? I don't know, it just seems like odd timing.

That, or he killed her in the hopes that the paternity test would now not take place...i think the whole thing is creepy.

As for bad-mouthing her: i'm all for showing respect for the dead (if she is dead), but she was always more interested in being in the spotlight then in thinking about the ways she got the attention -- and how her actions would effect her kids. She was a pathetically bad parent.

Sorry - not very funny today....
Twizz

She ain't real. She dead.

Now that old guy can bone her in heaven!

take a trimspa, once a day.
take it too much, and your heart won't stay
in healthy shape to go out and play.
trimspa heart attack coming your way.

Thanks, Trimspa!

this is sad. i don't care how she was portrayed. the fact is she was a mother. she loved her son. why else do you think she named her daughter after him? her son was really all she had left after her first husband died. i think the relationship she had with her first husband was gross, but she obviously had some psychological problems, which is why this is so sad.

i personally think if she wasn't killed, that she killed herself because she couldn't handle all the pressure.

if this happened to anyone you knew, you wouldn't be like "LOL TRIMSPA! ANS RIP!" but because the media has made her look like a disgusting gold digging whore, you think this is funny. i feel really bad for her family and what friends she had left.

It was only a matter of time until she followed her son to the grave. Daniel was the love of her life and she wanted to be with him. I also think its possible she regretted the birth of the baby girl because it only added more lawsuits and bad publicity. Could it be a tragic tale of post partum depression + son's death + drugs? Her interviews on Entertainment just showed how drugged up she was and maybe Stern kept her in a drugged state so he can "marry her" and weasel more money out of her. And why was she is Florida while her newborn was in the Bahamas? I sure hope this Stern character doesn't inherit all her money. Who knows what he's going to do with the poor baby. RIP Anna & Daniel.

that's what i think 255. and yeah, why was her baby in the bahamas?

i think she killed herself.

235. You forgot to add butt monkeys and well used sperm recepticles, ...

248.

1) Scroll to the top of this page.

2) Read text to the right of blonde's mouth.

3) Read link above, especially 5 & 6.

4) Repeat until you understand the sheer stupidity of your post.

RPLTC a very, very, very long time!

To read about the tragedy surrounding Anna Nicole and her long-time adversary, E. Pierce Marshall...link here:

www.thoughttheater.com

@ #208
Blow it out your ass. This is an irreverant website that virtually always contains irreverant comments and often encourages them. If you are looking for plastic bullshit tributes go somewhere else, I'm sure the web is bustling with them at the moment.

Millions of people die every day; many for reasons far more sympathetic than a drugged out moron whose body just couldn't take it any more. Hell I feel more pity for the oldest woman alive who died last week and likely lived her life as a better "human" than ANS did. No one is standing up for her!

And why are people defending her like she was a friend? Did any of you actually know her personally? Get over yourselves! While I do think it's sad that another child is growing up without a mom, can you really say with any confidence that ANS would have been a good mom? I'd wager lots of money (that I'll probably never have) that she wouldn't be. Now shut the fuck up and go post on E!'s website instead of here!

237.

1) Read 257.

2) I'd advise you to autofellate, but you undoubtedly lack the proper 'scale' to render that advise even remotely comprehensible, so a simple 'I can't understand you, please pull the cock out of your mouth before you post' will have to suffice.

And, oh yeah, @#254...
Almost any woman with a desire to get some dick can be a mom...ditto that with virtually any horny dude with a craving for some poon.

Just cause you can procreate doesn't make you worthy of sympathy.

"Now shut the fuck up and go post on E!'s website instead of here!"

Mr. Pot? I'd like you to meet Mr. Kettle.

Bitch with two 1st names - I come here for sarcastic and sick comments...link me to one on E! and I'll take my black ass over there.

(I'm also failing to see the hypocrisy to which you are alluding...)

I'm back to read some more of the shitty things people say about each other. I had to take a bathroom break...

& more on 254

"The media portrayed her..."? She THREW her dumb ass at the media every chance she could get. They portrayed her exactly the way she wanted them to.

Go away.

#237...

TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK...
and
ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED EATING PARIS HILTON'S TAINTED PUSSY..
ahem...
excuse the outburst, but...
DAMN ! I MISS YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS!!!!

i'm not even going to lie; i feel pretty bad about her death. she had such a nice mouth.

260.
autofellate is not a word.
perhaps you meant autofellatio?
i think your the one thats needs to pull the cock out of your mouth, dear.

Yeah, all you Anna worshipers are the enablers for all these douchebags. I bet if Hilton got creamed by a garbage truck tonight you'd be here bawling your eyes out, you bunch of dirtbags, now take it outside.

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269. Since you're serving as the resident Grammar Nazi, you may wish to capitalize the first word in each sentence. And, learning the difference between the possessive "your" and the contraction "you are" wouldn't hurt your credibility.

Autofellate is indeed a word, a verb to be precise, which is defined as the act of performing autofellatio. Thanks for playing, cunt ;^)

RPLTC, like a dog with a bone!

Let's take a look at why this celebrity is famous:

1.) She was a stripper who married a multi-millionaire old dude and pretended that she loved him so that she could inherit all his money. The old dude didn't include her in his will, but left all the money to his son. Somehow she still got half...in other words she is a lying gold digger.

2.) She had a reality show on E....

The equation is this:

Gold digger + E reality TV show = American Icon?

Let's not make this bitch a martyr people, even though its too late. Plenty of good people die every day. It's sad. Get over it. She was a selfish whore who didn't contribute anything to any of our lives so let's put her in the ground and move on with our lives.

#237- I agree with you completely.

I'm not an Anna Nicole worshipper. I didn't really care about her all that much. But even I think that its terrible the way people on this board are making fun of her. I know this site is for making fun of celebs, but you have to draw the line somewhere. How can people be saying all of these cold-ass things about a dead woman when all that they know about her is what they've watched on TV and read in tabloids?

Serves her right, bitch!

One less how to worry about.

Honestly, I understand that this is a celeb bashing website, but get a load of yourselves people, you're being effing inhumane. I actually really didn't like ANS. She pissed me off, incredibly. And the fact that she had a kid, knowing that she sucks as a person in general, is really stupid. However, let me remind you that although I think she had it coming, we're complete savages by bashing her head in. SHE'S FUCKING DEAD. WHAT MORE DO YOU FUCKING WANT?!

Jesus,

Anna Nicole Smith is in the news and everything around here, all new posts, just stops.

Man, you'd think someone died or something.....

BTW...who is this ANS everyone keeps refering to?

I didn't like ANS, but feel so badly for her baby girl.

I have to say, in looking at these various (overplayed) images of her life, when she was a Guess model the chick was ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. Have you SEEN these photos? Granted she was playmate of the year when I was 12 years old but hot damn ... she beats out any of the chicks Hugh Hefner is currently banging with his octogenarian dick. As dumb as a brick but gorgeous. I'm heterosexual and I'd have done her.

to male fans of ANS: now is probably the tightest she's been in 20 years, so I'd hurry if I was you.

How rude.

It's still okay to masturbate to her Playboy pics right....?

Did anyone hear the testimony of how she treated the old husband before he died? And then wants his money! Her poor son "loved his mother, but was mortified with how she lived". She had her entire (8 teeth between them) family get tattoos of her, and then completely shunned them. It's embarrassing that I know this, but I think you reap what you sow. She didn't give a shit about anyone, or anything, but herself. The world is better off without pigs like her, but we won't laugh as much! And as far as references to Barbaro? How dare you! He was a champion, and should be mourned. ANS was a sponge in every sense of the word, and good riddence (except for the comedy, of course)!

#280, just me or all 250 rude and hilarious comments? p.s. I hope your real name isn't mrs. sack, because just as many people are making fun of you when you aren't around.

people, BE ADEQUITE!

#283, not just you, but if you need the attention, OK.

Posted by TOASTERontheloose ... SHE'S FUCKING DEAD. WHAT MORE DO YOU FUCKING WANT?!

...pictures?

# 281
Yes, it's OK but you should wrap a black band around your unit as a token of respect and mourning.

I think that Mrs Sack is actually trying to make a comment on Cisco, and got misguided.

You got me. So does anyone else think that Howard K. Stern is a freaking WEIRDO? There is something very devious about him.

So does this mean Howard is going to start fucking Anna Nicole's baby?

Barbaro is a courageous and great champion.
He is survived by America's most beloved horse: SmartyJones.

Nothing to add on the self-indulgent and classless remarks. Some deference to the deceased is in order. Now Howard Stern, that's open season.

In related news, given her mother's penchant for courting older men, Danilynne will reveal that for the past 2 months, she has secretly been dating Jack Klugman.

WEll some justice after all. Now the baby's daddy can finaly hold his little girl and raise her, hope fully in a some what normal manner.
Howard and Anna's marriage is not legal. Howard needs to go find a job now. Baby Danny Lee inherite's all the money from the poor old man that really did marry Anna, and the baby's daddy reaps those rewards also.

I have a feeling at least one of the players in this game is a very happy man. Finally, Baby Danny Lynn is saved

No one's gonna give a rat's ass what I say but fuck if I care.

I definitely, by far, was not Anna Nicole Smith's biggest fan. I often would leave the room if I even heard her name mentioned but...

I'm sorry, this is tragic. She was only 39, she had so much shit going on and now she's leaving a helpless baby behind. It's like a bad daytime soap opera.

I won't say, "OMG Shame on u!" to all of you idiots, assholes and ass hats that are "celebrating" the death of her. It'll come back to you one way or another anyway.

I hope she can rest now...and I pray to God that poor baby gets taken care of.

RIP Anna.

Well said # 123. Love her or (more likely) hate her, she did manage to climb up and make someone of herself. Unfortunately the cost of that is patently clear & it has been her children paying the price.

But I for one won't celebrate the death of another person no matter how much i disagree with their personal morals and lifestyle choice. It's a sad thing to happen and even more shocking perhaps in it's inevitability.

She really was a tragic girl.

Well said # 123. Love her or (more likely) hate her, she did manage to climb up and make someone of herself. Unfortunately the cost of that is patently clear & it has been her children paying the price.

But I for one won't celebrate the death of another person no matter how much i disagree with their personal morals and lifestyle choice. It's a sad thing to happen and even more shocking perhaps in it's inevitability.

She really was a tragic girl.

@shanshu

"Climb up and make something of herself"? No, she coasted on her looks, was an opportunist, and trashed herself and the people close to her time and time again. I don't celebrate her death, but I do shake my head at the time devoted by news stations to this. Tragic girl? Yes, but remember that she was tragic because of the choices she made. And she had plenty of time to change her ways, but she chose not to. And just maybe her baby will have a better life without her.

if one more article tries to compare anna nicole smith to the likes of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Dianna i will scream.. and if elton john whips out a candle in the wind for HER.. i will lose the will to live.
Life can be so harsh sometimes... a silly tart is now dead and george bush is still alive.

supposively she was showing flulike symptoms and choked on her own vomit
http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah3965.shtml
how classy

Where the Hell is Howard K? Is he in police custody or living under an assumed name or what? Anybody heard?

oh my could you imagine, anna's baby becoming rich and famous and having no talent... the next paris?

This has been such a sad year...first Steve Irwin, then Lil Kim, and now Anna? Oh wait, I guess the lil kim part is just wishful thinking.

In all seriousness though, as much as I love to hate 'em, when someone dies the jokes have to stop there....for a while at least. She was human after all. After she's been dead a while you can resume the jokes. I'm not sure how long one has to be dead though before jokes can resume. You'll have to call Mr. Hanky. He'll know. Mr. Hanky knows everything.

Steve Irwins death, was actually sad, he actually lived a very usefull life.
maybe he was slightly insane, but he actually was a good guy.
anna and him should not be listed in the same category, her death is a ... what the heck did she do now?
and its kinda sad how we can automatically assume, oh drugs, suicide, and scandal.

Dude, someone see if Iran is aiming nukes at us or something. Why is her death such a big deal? Someone is trying to wag the dog. I am seriously sitting here thinking, WHY did she have a private nurse with her? How does a 39 year old casually die of heart failure? I SHOULD NOT BE THINKING THESE THOUGHTS.

What did she ever do except make people feel uncomfortable and a little sad while also unable to stop laughing. I mean, yes, it's an interesting mix of emotions, but it doesn't mean she actually contributed anything to the world, or that her death is going to make a difference. Her daughter will probably be better off, she obviously fucked up royally with her first kid.

Not that I don't feel bad for her family and friends, I do, it's always sad when someone dies unexpectedly, but this isn't news. I just had to get that out.

NEWSFLASH:

I just read that the two guys who were riding with her in the EMS vehicle did not perform CPR correctly. They kept taking time off from chest compressions to squeeze her boobies.

Everyone needs to take a chill pill. It is okay to make fun of people. Especially when they are dead and can't fight back.

Wanna hear something funny? My coworker who works on apolipoprotein imaging does not own a tv but he does know that ANS married J Walter Marshal for his money. However, he did not know that J Walter Marshal had died already. This conversation ensued resulted:

Me: "Anna Nicole Smith died."
Coworker: "You're kidding me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is so f***ing funny."
Me: *absolutely shocked by his response*
Coworker: "How ironic that she married that rich dude hoping for him to die and she dies first."
Me: "No, he died already."
Coworker: "Oh."

Well, here are my two cents:

Yeah, she died pretty young, but let's not forget that it is probably because she did that to herself. It is not tragic by any means. Tragic is being 19 and stuck overseas fighting a war you don't believe in just so you can have a shot at a decent future, if you survive that is. Tragic is seing your peers and brothers in arms die in front of you. Tragic is a young child being molested by someone who supposed to be a caretaker. Tragic is dying alone in a nursing home where your kids dumped you. She tooks drugs, was a terrible mother, a gold-digger, a no-talent fuck-anything-that- walked whore. Sorry if that seems harsh but it's the truth. Exactly what service did she provide for the betterment of our society? Let's not compare this piece of dirt to someone like Steve Irwin; it is an insult to his memory. I don't really care if I go to hell for speaking the truth, and I don't really give two shits if anyone here thinks I'm an asshole for it either. Last I checked, this site was meant to poke fun at celebrities. If you want to kiss their asses, dead or alive, go to eonline. They cater to your kind...

about time

when's paris hilton's turn so i can start dancing?

OH and laughing my ass off @145, 176, and good points 240... I guess great minds think alike, huh?

And seriously, when will Britney, Paris, and lindsay follow suit? I'm feeling the need to party pretty soon...

Fuck.

I'm sorrowing and I guess, she was murdered. Sure I liked Anna Nikole cause of beauty, but there was something in her life, what let's me think, her life was hard and she was strong-willed woman to stand the test and come back to show business against all odds.

296 - I stand by it - she did climb up & make something of herself - I agree with your point about the baby tho' .. she sure as hell wasn't a good role model.

I cant believe she is dead...

Seems like yesterday I was holding a playboy in one hand rubbing one out.......

Do you realize how much spoogie was spilled over that woman? And i dont mean the gallons upon gallons that were literally poured over her actual body.....

I wonder how many swimming pools of spunk you would have if you collected all of it....

From her playboy pics to her guess jeans ads to her three stupid movies that i watched and freeze framed just to get another glorious look at her huge tracks of land.....

Hell I may rub one out just out of respect........

I'll miss ya Anna......

Hope the next life is better to you.......

CRACKA

Steve Irwin was a jackass too.

steve irwin was a jackass who was an environmentalist who raised awareness of conservation issues worldwide

as opposed to a jackass who compulsively posts on celebrity bashing websites

quick, lets all make value judgements!

fucking tosser

isn't it kinda weird that they suspect howard k stern in her sons death and now she's dead? just doesn't sit well. i feel for that little girl. no one should grow up without any memories of their mom. It is obvious that the other guy is the father. he must be so scared for his little girl. and what's up with that stupid fucking nurse. she didn't even try to help. she just calles the front lobby! i don't care what she's done. she didn't deserve to die. and whoever said that the kid needs to die to kill off the bloodline. you are a horrible persons and your mom sucks asshole for crack.

So, let me get this straight:
I'm supposed to respect this person... because...she..died? What? Why?

Everyone dies. It's not like she did it in an entertaining fashion or for some noble reason. It's not like she went all Spock like that time in that movie when he let himself get all eaten up with the radiation or whatever because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one, even though it was really okay because that planet fixed him but he didn't know that was going to happen so his sacrifice was still all heroic and shit.

This is Anna Nicole Smith, for christ's sake. She was a Fuck-Tard of the Highest Order, okay? She deserved whatever she got... as long as it was bad, I mean. Only badness for the Grand High Fuck-Tard. See, this is why when I finally get around to taking over the world I will implant a device into every man, woman and child whereupon a painful shock will be let loose upon a person or persons whose behaviour suggests the proclivity toward Fuck-Tardity. Being stoopid should have to be painful. I will start with the Anna Nicole fans. They'll be easy to spot because of their signature vacant gaze and drool marks on the fronts of their clothes. Plus, with all that slack-jawed mouth-breathing we'll be able to hear them coming a mile away. And I bet if we get down wind of them the stench of half-masticated Juicy Fruit gum will lead us right to them. Then we can herd them into pens and wait for them to die, after which we will pile heaps and heaps of respect onto them. OH! And they shall only be allowed to eat beets and brussel sprouts, because I really hate beets and brussel sprouts and all us real people shouldn't have to eat that shit. And we won't! Not when I rule the world! Not on my watch!

P.S. HAHAHA! Anna Nicole is dead and I'M NOT! I WIN! I WIN! And croaking is the best gift that now-dead Fuck-Tard could have ever given her daughter. I hope she gets sent off to a nice family from Modesta to raise as their own. Modesta sounds like it would be full of nice people, doesn't it? Mo-Des-TAH.

#254 "she loved her son. why else do you think she named her daughter after him?"

To make it easier to remember.

#301 "She was human after all."

Prove it.

#316 Thank you. Someone else said she didn't "deserve to die". I'd like to add to your rant that everyone deserves to die, that we all spend our lives trying to deserve death and ANS got there early.

As for her baby that everyone is feeling sorry for - are you kidding? The kid probably only met her twice, once at birth and once when she was smuggling naughties over some border in her diaper.

Now the daughter is wealthy, she's got two possible daddies fighting over her and she no longer has to call someone imitating lawn furniture "mom". Even better, she's too young to speak, right? Soon, she will forget. And as soon as this post is a bit lower down - so will I.

no one on this site (or anywhere else) can hold up their entire life and be proud of it. When a person has died, game is over, it's between her and the afterlife. Read about her life for curiosity, learn from the mistakes she made, but when you make nasty remarks about someone who has died - and never did you any harm personally - you are only showing your own true colors.

YOU! Into the pen! RIGHT NOW. Spit out that Juicy Fruit and hustle! CHOP CHOP!

I can't wait until woodhorse dies, and we can make fun of him.

Because of the sudden death of anna Nicole Smith and to show her some last respect i'm gonna put up a song.

#320 now THAT was funny! (no pun intended) - also, we do have something in common in that "adequite" is now one of my favorite words also. Please see #271 on how to "autofellate".

I heard her boobs exploded and she died of a booby aneurysm.

And it just gets worse...

What have people become today? I didn't really care much for Anna Nicole Smith when she was alive aside from the latest stuff about her and her poor son's death. No, I was never a huge fan of hers or the fact that she did drugs, was a gold digger and all of the above. But nobody is perfect. I know this is the superficial and we make fun of celebrities regardless of how human and like us they are but this just crosses the line. This woman is DEAD for godsake and you people just trashing her right now shows how much you value your life. This is beyond disrespect and nobody deserves this. She was still a human being and her 'talking about orgies and sex' didn't cause ANYONE any harm. If she was a mass murderer, however, who killed for fun, then it would have been acceptable to talk all the shit you wanted to. None of your speculations mean a goddamn thing because you obviously NEVER knew her in person and are not eligible to make such assumptions about her. Losing a child is the worst thing someone can ever experience in their lives. I'm sure neither of you had to endure such a thing because if that was the case you wouldn't be wasting your time in bashing a dead person.

Her death doesn't deserve to mourned upon? Who the fuck are YOU to decide such a thing.

I can't even begin to express how utterly dissappointed I am in our society today for their inhumane acts against people just like themselves. I can only hope that one day those of you that are laughing at the fact that she's dead can grow up and become better people than you are now.

Nothing you SAY is going to bring her back from the dead or make any of you bigger or brighter than you already are. Just MOVE on and focus on living your life to the best you can.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone but bashing someone after they're dead is FAR BEYOND low.

I hope her child manages to live a better life.

My crystal ball says that:
(1) Anna was having affair with older son and got pregnant
(2) Son dies from overdose or whatever
(3) Anna doesn't want dna test because it will lead to truth about baby's true father
(4) Anna depressed over older son's death and prospect of being forced to have dna blood test overdoses and passes away

#324, I agree! The majority of people that populate this site and I've said this before must be absolute perfect saints considering how judgemental you all are. Bashing celebs is one thing, but passing judgement and acting beyond disrespectful and immoral is another.

This is tragic. I feel so sorry for her new child. Now that Anna is dead, who's going to take over the job of staying perpetually high, arranging fake marriages, moving around the world, lying about the identity of the child's father, and giving out powerful painkillers to family and friends so that they can die of accidental overdoses? It's so wrong to take shots at Anna here, now that she's heroically, um, died.

325 - How in the hell does one come to the conclusion that this involves incest? Have I missed something completely?

LAST!

Poor child. Well, if HKS is as good a lawyer as he is a feckless manipulator, Dannie Lynn should end up with a good portion of J. Howard Marshall's estate. Who could turn down an orphaned little girl? Unless Birkhead finally gets the paternity test done and proves he's the father. No way is HKS the father. No amount of drugs could get even ANS to put out for this man-monkey.

Four Marines were killed on Wednesday in the Anbar province in Irak. The AP counts 3114 dead American soldiers since March 2003. American news stations continue to mention their deaths, but barely as an after thought.
Conversely they spend literally hours of news covering the death of Anna Nicole Smith, a woman that represented the epitome of superficiality and crooked behavior in American society.

You guys live in a f*cked up country.
Have a nice day.

Anyway you look at it - there's a child that will probably never get to lead a "normal" kids life - and never really be able to understand why -- it's just sad for everyone involved - and it's doubly sad for the child because she has no control over the situation. It's corn-ball to say - but I do hope that little girl has an guardian angel watching over her - and not with the initials HKS.

# 330, holy shit that is the most truth i have heard in years...

I, for one, and very surprised at this turn of events.

I expected her to live at least another three years, but then be found dead in a ditch somewhere with a needle in her arm and Danny Bonaduce's cock in her ass.

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PLEASE RESPECT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thesuperficial.com is sarcastic in a lot of posts, and thats okay, and so are the people. BUT SHES DEAD. Shes a human. She lost her son. Now shes dead. My god RESPECT HER.

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Anna Nicole's last moments .... VIDEO

http://blogmebig.eponym.com/blog/Videos...

After watching the video you make crave schnitzel and kartofel

@330
Spot on!
I, also, am tired of these self-righteous, deluded people who think celebutards are special just because they are famous.
These people made choices in their lives that led them to where they are. All of you who feel sorry for her, do you also feel sorry for the homeless drug addicts who die on the street each day? Or do you simply step over them because "they made their own bed?" Yes, death is tragic, but not more so simply because someone is famous.

No baby deserves to grow up without both parents available. I hope that DannyLynn will find good people to raise her.

It's tragic when a young mother dies. There's a part of DannieLynn that will never know her history or her mother's tenderness.

RIP Anna, and I hope you find the peace you deserve.

#202 - Dictionary time:

i-ro-ny (n):
(1) The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. (2) Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs. Adj. ironic

ob-ses-sion (n):
(1) Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea or an unwanted feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety. (2)A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion.

Example as follows:

It is ironic that RichPort's troll would accuse him of plagiarism when his entire shtick is based on poorly mimicking and copying RichPort himself. His homoerotic obsession is obvious as he does his best impression of RichPort's shadow, studiously attempting to be humorous and prolific. Constantly citing the condition and size of RichPort's cock, irony is further displayed as he hurls non-comical homosexual accusations while fixated on a complete stranger's genitals. Obsessive Behavior therapy is suggested but unexpected. See Walrus Ass Ferret Gumboot for further details.

And come on people, it's all well and good to have a gangbang on Anna's still warm corpse, but please don't leave your spent condoms lying around. I mean shit, I found one on #257, 260, 271, 324... all over the fucking place.

One less retard walking the planet

334-MY GOD! ugh....enough of the fucking melodrama.

and all you bleeding hearts lecturing about the poor Dannielynn not having her mother, yaddah yaddah yaddah.....have you lost your fucking minds? She was a DRUG ADDICT---they don't make good parents. In fact, they make very shitty parents.

Yes, I'm sure Anna Nicole loved her children, the way someone loves a cute puppy...but she was completely incapable of raising them in a healthy, nurturing home -- obviously, which she proved with her son.

This child is much better off without the freak show. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of people lose parents when they're children....she'll live. It's a matter of getting her with a well-grounded family who will raise her without this lurking over her so she doesn't use it as an excuse to be a typical fuck up child of a celebutard.

I think Howard K Stern killed Anna and her son. That bastard is up to something. Child protection needs to take that poor baby far far away from him before we read how the infant had an overdose also. Something about him always made me uneasy he's up to something i think like someone said before he's planning on destroying the whole blood line and that baby is next poor thing.

rest in peace Anna, hope the after life treats you better.

I've had a chance to rethink my tasteless comment at 333, and have decided to make an ammendment.

I don't think it would be Danny Bonaduce's cock in her ass. More likely it would be Cory Feldman's.

First Barbaro, now Anna. Bad month for horses.

lol, pitty. She will obviously be sadly missed by millions.....

Well, i did try and be nice!

#334 - Please go fuck yourself... Better yet, go fuck Anna Nicole's rotting smelly corpse....

The bitch didn't respect herself, her family, the gifts given her, or the opportunities in her life. This may be a tragedy but IT WAS AVOIDABLE. She made choices. They were bad. All you whiners who want to claim "oh, but it is human to make mistakes" can go fuck yourselves. That is not a relevent point. It is also human to place the well being of your children above your own. I think little missed drugged out all the time was NOT being a good mother.

ANS was trash. It is sad for the kids and in no way pitiable for what happened to her.

So, like I said. Take your "Respect Her" comment and shove it deep into your ass and let it fester you FuckWit...

Jesus Christ people. Calm the fuck down you bunch of bleeding heart asslicks. Everyone thought she was a worthless piece of shit and now just because she's dead we're all supposed to change our opinions of her? Let me ask you this... when hitler was found dead did you cry and feel bad for his family?
When Saddam Hussein was hung last month did you hang your flags at half mast & cry a bit?
And I don't want to hear some retard ask me if I am comparing her to Hitler or Huessein... I am just saying worthless people, dead or alive, do not deserve pity.

This is just one more case of God thinning the herd and most of you idiots are on his list as well so watch out fucko's.

@343
Well, at least we still have Gwen Stefani...he he he...

If she was a good mother she wouldn't have been found dead from an OD in a hotel room in Flordia. She would have been with her MUCH BELOVED BABY!!!!-- mop needed to clean up dripping sarcasm.

She died really young.
93 years of living.

#255 - "Could it be a tragic tale of post partum depression + son's death + drugs?"

Probably.

No matter how you slice it, it's tragic. Yes, it is. Soldiers die in Afghanistan and Iraq, and that is tragic also. The situation in Darfur is tragic. An "untimely" death is always tragic to most humans.

Still... I cannot (and I truly mean no malice in this), get the image of her on "ET" recently, tearful & strung-out, with post-collagen lips exploding, and again accompanied with the red-eyed Stern, looking reptilian and predatory as ever.

Anyone who has ever dealt with tremendous insecurities, grief, loss, depression, anxiety, substance abuse, childhood difficulties and other traumas (that is, most of us), should have duly understood her human pain and had empathy then and now.

I simply hope she is rejoicing with her son at this moment and is no longer suffering.

Wow, I managed to piss off like 5 people with my comment (#34)...all I have to say is that I STILL hope the little girlie dies. And all YOUR children as well. Any MY children. death is funny. Anna Nicole Smith dying is FUNNY. And her little girly dying in the next few weeks? Absolute hilarity! Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be a Howard K Stern / Daniellyn murder-suicide. With video. So i can send a copy to ANS' parents. haha! fuck you all.

regarding #237

you're right - we are a society that have become really sick with this addiction to reality television (especially shows like bachelor and american idol. you'd have to be retarded to seriously get into that stuff) and i think it's poisened (further) our respect toward human life and suffering. it's sad...but not unexpected. we're getting fatter, dumber and lazier by the year. all of these people judging her lifestyle (which was absolutely terrible) aren't that far behind, from a values standpoint. if you can write vile, hateful things on an anonymous message board...what on earth would you do with unlimited access to money and power?

Poor thing. May God bless her and her wonderfully humongous boobies.

#350 Hell yes, that Stern was getting worse and more sinister looking recently. I think he hatched a plan long ago- and he has thought all this shit through down to every fucking detail. He probably over the years actually grew to hate and detest ANS-sick of her drama and drug use and probably filled with a bizarre hatred and pity for her son. I think too he was stricken with the greed and jealousy over all her millions and felt for all he had endured- he was entitled to it. The plan was good in a way- everyone in the world can believe that ANS and her son would take lots and lots of pills. I tell ya folks,it's all there.

#343 your comment ties in with #290 and #169....I don't know if woodhorse is a living thing.

People, just take it easy, the woman died!!!
Anyyyway, more importantly: has anyone noticed the barbie-girl on the top of the superficial page now has something red behind her head? What's up with that, Mr. Superfish?

DanYELL (349)--dyslexia much? Jackass.

Sorry, but 351 cracked me right the fuck up.

I have too much empathy, but I like to put it aside in cases like this. Dead people are already dead. I found a little 3 week old kitten with no mother who keeps trying to nurse on my pillowcase, that's way sadder, kthx.

Anna was a perfect example of why fathers are so important in the lives of their children. Something to think about for Howard K.

#354: I'm inclined to agree with you. I think he kept her perpetually drugged up to keep control over the situation. If the DNA testing proves that the other guy is the father of her daughter, he's screwed, he'll get nothing. But it all boils down to the money.

That Birkhead guy looks like Jay Mohr's younger, cuter brother. If he had one.

#360 Thanks Whammer Jammer!! You can be the Dr. Watson to my Sherlock Holmes ;)!!

#362: I wouldn't be the toilet paper to your shit.

#325

I believe that ANS was a crazy incestuous bitch. She was constantly pawing her son, kissing him in a truly creepy way and even crawling into bed with him on that stupid TV show of hers.

She became pregnant by this incestuous relationship and was so fucking crazy she lacked the judgement to abort the fetus. Her son couldn't stand the thought of being his sister's father and ANS could not stand the thought of being discovered by the inevitable paternity test.

Overdose deaths without suicide notes are very hard to rule accidental or intentional, but it seems quite clear that she set this horrible debacle in motion.

Fuck her. Fuck her all the way to Fucksville.

Fuck her all the way to Fucksville......hee hee....

i personally think that howard k. stern is responsible for the death of anna nicole and daniel (he drugged both of them so that he can have j. howards fortune). i think (and hope) that dannilyn is NOT howard's daughter. that would be HILARIOUS!!

anyways, RIP Anna Nicole!!

so, she had a nurse with her that let her go to sleep after falling and hitting her head, then found her and didn't administer CPR, but the bodyguard did......wow...all that money and she hired a Bryman dropout. Yea Stern is hella creepy, but he had no motive unless everything is willed to him, because they were set to be married next week, I'd think he would have made sure nothing happened to her till they said the I do's for real

Anna Nicole was one of my 90s pop idol.I am sad, funny stars like her would have to be born every day in the world. Wont' be easy to find another one like her now.
Ilaria from Italy

#363- Perfect- then talk shit and go fuck off. No sweat off my back- can't try to be nice to ever lowlife on here...

People, let's be real here. We should mourn the tits. It's a great loss of great tits. But, in fact, the greatness of the tits died years ago, so now we're just holding the formal memorial. As for the life support system for those tits (Anus Dichole Spits), she was a cunt.

This will sound weird, but I kinda agree to some degree with everyone on here. Don't make no sense, but it's true. She's had a fucked up life, partly her own doing and partly other's doing. Etc, etc. She was a grown up, so I'm not placing all of the blame on him, but Howard K. Stern has been attached to her hip since her billionaire husband died.

Whether they had a normal relationship or not, J. Howard helped her out of a shitty life. I'm not sure about this, but I think there were law suits before he died. Anna Nicole was denied access to him even though he wanted to see her. Anyone know if this is true? Or she was a lame gold digger, either way it's sad. I think she got hooked on pain killers when he died?

Anyway, I'm not a fan of hers by any means, but I think Howard the creepy lawyer dude has been hanging on her hoping for a chunk of the money. He was with her ALL the time. I'm not sure, but I don't know of lawyers who hang out, live with and enable their clients. She was a fucked up person and it wouldn't take much to fuck her up more and keep her that way.

I don't doubt for a second that he gave her son the methadone. He may not have meant to kill him, but he did. Her newborn was his perfect meal ticket. I'm sure the other dude is the father, but Howard talked her into saying it was his. She could hardly speak for the last 10 years or so and Howard was her voice. As shitty as she was, he's shittier. The past being what it was... as soon as she got pregnant, ALL of that shit should have gone away. Her focus should have been on her baby. Howard should have been surgically removed from her.

As far as after the birth goes... again as shitty as she was... I won't begrudge her of the pain of losing her son (three days after giving birth, no less). That would fuck anybody up, especially someone as screwed up as her. That asshole lawyer is the person who killed her son. The same dude that kept her messed up as much as possible. He's gonna fake some tears pretty soon and carry on with the billionaire trial. His words will be, 'That's what Anna would have wanted.'

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Lesbianesque on the nurse thing... what the hell? Isn't hiring a nurse and having her stay in the same room as you supposed to be some sort of fail safe? Let me guess, she was hired by Howard?

Holy cats! Sorry for the long post.

I hope the part about her infant not being there was wrong. I hope they had spent a day together watching home movies of Daniel's entire life. I hope Anna went to sleep/passed out, and then the baby girl got an incredible burst of strength and smothered Anna with a pillow. THAT would be a story worth covering 24/7 on cable news.

This reminds me of when I was in high school and the bitchiest girl in my class died because she was driving drunk. All of a sudden she was everyone's best friend and such a great person. If you had asked anyone the day before it happened they would have told you they didn't like her, but today she's dead and she was an angel in heaven. I was never that fake, I just kept my mouth shut when people discussed her. She was a bitch, a horrible nasty person and I wasn't going to pretend she wasn't. Same with ANS. How I felt about her 2 days ago won't change because now she's dead. She's a gold digging, drug addicted dumb blonde.

people people people...you can't just go by the occasional flashy picture op. you have to do your celebrity research. in ANS's case, that means you have to watch both her reality show, and her True Hollywood Story episode, conveniently carried by the same cable station (E). if you made that type of serious journalistic commitment, you'd have seen that she was an against-the-norm beauty, a true throwback to the '50s, in her Playboy days, and then she failed to fulfill her commitments on every single first- second- third- hundredth-chance modeling contract that was thrown her way. then she humped a fossil to get his money, went on drugs 24/7/365, and formed a posse of simpering groupies who all wanted to get something from her in exchange for being abused and humiliated continuously. in the middle of all this her son grew up massively depressed and died young, while her new daughter was born into a circus show for the severely retarded. so that's who we mourn today.

#375 WORD

After rethinking things... I basically came the conclusion that if she hadn't been who she was... this wouldn't have happened. ;) So, it makes perfect sense.

I'd still do her :-)

Oh I forgot: R.I.P.

And "unshavenfan" is a necrophile.

I hear they are going to cremate her, as they can't find a coffin to fit that ginormous rack into. That's the scuttlebutt anyhow.

I can't believe Howard Stern is tied up in this. That is the kind of shit that happens when you switch from TV to radio. He always seemed so normal on TV.

Wrong Howard Stern dude. This is Howard K. Stern, who was ANS lawyer & agent for many years. HKS actually has appeared with ANS on the Howard Stern radio program. The two Sterns never did like each other much.

I thought this was a humor and sarcasm board. My bad. Happy Weekend Mee and all of angry dead people haters.

THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOURTH!!!

WHOO HOOOOOO!

In your face everyone else!

Uh...

yeah.

#340 - Bad parenting? She isn't the only bad parent in the world. At least she was there with her son, put food on his table and gave him a home to live in. It's funny when a person does something wrong the blame gets put on the parent. Like it or not, he was a MAN of 20 years old and I believe was able to make his own decisions. Kids don't die because of bad parenting. In the Jesse James Hollywood case, Nick Markowitz's parents treated him so well yet he did drugs. Their fault? I think not.

# 351 - You'd have to be the biggest idiot I've ever come across in my life, I don't care much for you to further comment on what you said.

# 374 - This is completely different. You KNEW that girl you don't know Anna Nicole Smith and you don't know what she was like in person. Just because you see someone on TV doesn't mean you automatically know every little detail of their life and the reasons for their actions.

You all act like the woman has touched your lives so much and caused so much harm to you which I find very appauling. You didn't know her PERSONALLY. All the shit you're saying is based off speculations and rumors. Then you go comparing her to Hitler which is the biggest laugh in the world. C'mon, Hitler? Anna hasn't killed anyone or anything and doesn't deserve to be spit on.

I know what you mean about the media acting up and focusing on her death so much rather than the death of people who strive to protect the U.S and I am with you on that. I think they should have just left it alone and only focused on where her daughter is going to go.

I NEVER hated her nor liked her and I'm not crying my eyeballs out because she died. I don't think she was 'talented' but that doesn't change a goddamn thing about the fact that she's dead and should be left at rest. I don't feel sorry for anyone but her child. I was simply suggesting to stop bashing a dead person, not to 'respect' her. She's dead, move on. It's as simple as that. Your o0o0o and ahhh are not needed.

o0o0o's and ahhh's*

Seriously, WHAT is the big deal so many eejits are making about saying mean things about dead people?
I'm talking to all you Anna Nicole activists out there, now. (You might want to have someone nearby who can explain any big words I might accidentally use.... but it's your call. Just some friendly advice.) Dude(s) she doesn't give a shit about what we say about her. You wanna know why? Okay, I'll tell you: SHE IS DEAD. Also, you should know that she didn't give a shit when she was alive, either. I didn't want to have to tell you this way, but you left me no choice. I'm sorry. Please, take a moment. It's shocking, I know. Remember to breathe. Now, I know you probably think you can't take any more, but there's one more thing. Anna Nicole Smith is not going to reward you in the Great HereAfter for taking up her cause with such righteous indignation. Maybe you need to read this again. Anna Nicole Smith did not care about what anyone thought of her or said of her. She would not have wept at our cruel words; neither would she have felt uplifted by your bizzare loyalty to her.

I am most certainly not ashamed to have made the remarks that I made upon learning of her demise. My first thought was one of reliefe followed by scorn with a side of gratitude that this... person... had finally shuffled off this mortal coil. As someone pointed out earlier, now there is one less asshole in the world. Hey, it's a start.

Rooney Punch, you one funny poster!

#385
I am drawing parallels to a person dying that was not well liked and led her life in such a way that was not fitting with the general beliefs and principles of everyone else and the death of ANS. In both cases when these women died it was no longer okay (according to some people) to speak badly about them and tell the truth about how they were in life. It is how they lived their lives and that is the God's honest truth. If they wanted to leave a better legacy for their lives they could have, it was their choice.

Now about your defending her, she was a drug addicted (watch the interviews, they're entertaining!) gold digging (marrying a billionaire octogenarian??) whore/slut (who's your baby daddy? 3 men in the running now?) Daniel never stood a chance at having a normal life and either would her new little one if she was her caregiver.

She COULD have but unfortunately she has no time to right her wrongs as she happens to be dead. I honestly don't know her personally to acknowledge the wrong things she's done, I'm not saying they were okay to do but I think it's up to someone else to forgive her because she has had no such impact on my or your lives for us to do anything.

I don't think you go through life without sinning, no one does. But hers are NOTHING compared to the people out there who murder, rape and torture.

You're right. What you're saying doesn't affect her at all. It affects you and the type of person you are.

NUH-UH!

Oh, and what does forgiveness have to do with anything? It's a good thing it's not up to me, because while I could forgive her for being a dumbass, I cannot and WILL not ever forgive her for being a dumbass ON TEEVEE where her fuck-tardity could get on me, no matter how accidental or short-lived (ha!) my exposure to her may have been.

Also, I do not forgive you for being a self-righteous wind bag. Seriously, you come the Superficial to proselytize? Dude... what, did they kick you out of church for drooling on the hymn books or something?

And, most tragically of all, I do not forgive MYSELF for for gettng into this with you. I, too, am a terribly flawed human being- not for talking shit about some dead douchebag, but for not having the strength of will to leave morons such as yourself alone. You are the flame of idiocy, and I am the moth of futility (borne aloft on wings made of equal parts obstinance and arrogance, sprinkled with scorn).

I'll be okay, though. I'm gonna ask God to help me leave the retards alone. Are you gonna ask him to help you get your head out of your ass? You should. With God, all things are possible!

I don't want or need your forgiveness. I don't need your approval to do shit.

And no, you haven't gotten into anything with me. =)

So once again, why isn't it okay to tell the truth about a person when they die, if the truth hurts? I didn't understand that years ago when my classmate died and I don't understand it now. Why do we have to be her biggest fans and only sing her praises if it isn't true? If I didn't like her last week I'm not going to start liking her, or worse pretend I like her, just because she's dead. I've sinned, everyone has, but on the whole I am a very nice person who helps people every chance I get. That is the legacy I want to have and how I want to be thought of and remembered. If I did piss somebody off I don't expect them to be my biggest fan just because I died. Just be real, honest.

324: That's where I stopped reading. Good comment. She never really hurt any of us. But she participated in a system that did...

I posted early on, before it was confirmed, and made fun, because I was toying with the idea, and we're always hearing about celebs "collapsing," and going to "rehab."

Decent, ordinary people don't get to collapse (pass out from drugs) and then go to rehab (vacation resorts). If they become drunks, they lose their jobs, and end up on the street.

I wrote a small apology after her death was confirmed. I had fun toying with the idea but I felt really bad after they said she was dead.

I mean, yeah, I say "Fuckin' die," about a lot of these celebs, but would I kill them if I had a chance? No.

Still, I have mixed feelings. Posting on this website is a little poisonous for us all. Sure, it's fun, but I felt really bad after her death was CONFIRMED. You can't edit posts here, so I felt ashamed of myself.

My anger at celebs like her is that while they don't really hurt us personally, they do play a part in hurting us all, indirectly.

A couple days ago, while reading the thread about Britney's thong, a soldier who had returned from Afghanistan wrote that he (or she, I can't remember) could understand why Britney had seemed to have "given up," as that soldier wrote that he had lost an eye in Afghanistan, gained a lot of weight, and now smokes tons of cigarettes after it happened.

I wrote that I felt sorry for the soldier. Just a little note. I do feel bad for other people's suffering. Many people, however, do not.

Do people like Britney or Paris Hilton give a shit about anybody else but themselves? It seems like they don't. I had mixed feelings about Anna Nicole after I was reminded that she did come from nothing, whereas people like Paris were born rich, live like gods and just get even more money by doing, well, nothing at all, really.

If Paris Hilton were to die from a drug overdose tomorrow, I wouldn't really care. But the thing is, the mainstream media would select another idiot just like her, and fill our TVs with the replacement.

Now THAT is where these celebs DO hurt us.

Why? Because they all play a part in distracting us from war, poverty, and the scam of the Federal Reserve. I won't go any further than that, as most people here just make fun of me when I bring those subjects up, and "remind" me that this is a gossip website, and it has no place, here.

Well, then WHY do you hate these people?

I enjoy making fun of them. Lindsay Lohan is too busy living life to bother fucking around on a messageboard such as this, so she won't read it, but it's still fun for us to share a laugh.

But WHY do you hate them? Because you love to hate, or do you have a reason?

I hate them because they are part of the machine. Right now, there's a guy refusing to pay his income taxes:
http://questforfairtrialinconcordnh.blogspot.com/

and nobody knows anything about him. You know all about Kfed and Howard K, but you don't know about this guy. The media is portraying him as a nut, but it's not fair. The media is paying attention to Anna on her death, just as they did in her life. I hate Rosie O' Donnel, but she was right: Why do we have to hear about Anna all the time?

PLUS, why do we have to hear about the Rosie/Trump feud all the time, too? THEY ALL SUCK!!!!

I hate these celebs because none of them deserve this much coverage. I know the Superfish doesn't comment here in the thread, but he seemed to agree when he quoted what Matt and Trey of South Park said about celebrities after Jamie Foxx was deemed "influential" by some magazine. The Super headline said "Jamie Foxx is not influential."

So, fuck all of them.

Yes, I agree with 324; we are being a little cruel, and some of you here are being so sadistic you should get professional help, but my take is this: I'm not here because I like to revel in hate and get a boner making fun of people who die, I'm here to make fun of THE CULT of celebrity, ITSELF.

I think the question we need to ask is whether or not Anna Ncole would have care if she heard of anybody who was not a celebrity had died. I don't think she'd give a shit. Some guy gets killed working at a store. Would she care? I'd guess probably not. So why should we?

I do care. I'm a writer, and I work to champion the cause of the poor. I find the mainstream media is working for the rich, and it fills its content with the exploits of the Annas, the Britneys, The Paris'.

But, maybe if I'd met her, I might have liked her. Maybe there are reasons why she was such an asshole, and maybe she was just a selfish bitch. Who knows?

Bottom line, I do feel bad about her, because she did come from nothing and she did lose her son.

But on the other hand, I continue to despise the cult of celebrity, and that is why is wrote a song parody, which is more about mocking the cult of celebrity than it is about Anna, because the media is turning her into a saint, while it ignores the poor and demonizes people like Ed Brown, the guy in the link who is refusing to pay his income taxes.

Anna: Poor girl–came from poverty and seemed to be a gold-digger, but she lost her son. If I had the power, I would have rather have heard about Paris Hilton or George Bush croaking on drugs instead of her. I am sorry to hear of it.

Mainstream media: Anna was no saint, so here's my song parody of Candle in the Wind
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Whore in the Wind

Goodbye Anna Nicole
Though you never blew me at all
You had the wisdom to get implants
Because your tits were so very small

You crawled out of the woodwork
And you whispered into the brain
Of an aging Playboy
And his magazine made your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a whore in the wind
Always knowing who to cling to
When the bills came in

And I would have liked to have blown you
But I was just a kid
Your career burned out long before
My boner ever did

Your marriage was tough
The toughest role you ever played
That old billionaire made you a superstar
And money was the price he paid

You got fat as a house
And then burned it off so easily
While you made a fool of yourself
On reality TV

Then you rose again like Britney
As a colossal pain in the ass
A celebrity for no reason
For an audience with no class

Even when you died
Oh the press cut you down to size
All the papers had to say
Was that you fucked up your childrens' lives

Goodbye Anna Nicole
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as nothing more than sexual
No more than just a stupid ho
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Yeah, yeah, ANS died. Get over it. What's really important is that, ...

RPLTC, like wedgeone loves the smell of ass.

@#352

If I had money and power I sure as hell wouldn't be spending it on coke and heroin and all this other crap that is going to kill me before my time... Yeah, she didn't exactly have the best start in life, but she had made something of herself and instead of continuing in that path she decided that she liked her life being shitty. I've had horrible shit happen to me in my life but I don't use that as an excuse to squander away what is given to me. And in case anyone is forgetting, her son died of a drug overdose. ANS was a mother and if she truly cared about her kids (1)she would've learned from her son's mistakes (2)and would've decided that she would stick around and be a MOTHER to her daughter so that she doesn't experience what ANS did in her life. Instead, she decided that drugs would be a nice escape from reality and responsibilites. It takes a really strong person to do what is right, and in Anna's case it would've been to put her daughter first. But how can we expect this of a woman who decided to put a price on her pregnancy (Remeber when she was charging people to watch her pregnancy with Danielle progress?) and decided to make a buck off of her child's birth? Anyone asking me to feel sorry for her just because she is dead is idiotic because I didn't like her when she was alive and I sure as hell am not going to start now just because she's dead. As for her daughter, yeah, she doesn't have a mother. But she's probably better off now. In case everyone forgot, this kid is filthy rich and I'm sure will live quite a pampered life. She could've been much worse off, as in she could be born in a third-world country to a mother dying of aids and her dad already dead and having no chance of living past the age of two if she's lucky. I'm not inhuman by any means, I respect people who rightly deserve it. You don't have to be an extraordinary person to earn my respect, just a decent one... And for anyone who thinks I'm vile and disgusting for being honest, well, you're entitled to your opinion. But then again, so am I...

One last thought: let's put things into perspective here. In the grand scheme of things, ANS's death is just a tiny speck. And also, EVERYONE DIES AT SOME POINT. It's the circle of life. Some die as a result of their own actions, others of other people's actions, and most are lucky to die of natural causes. Death is always sad but it is eventual. It's a truth we have to all accept.

What, no repsect for my song parody? I wrote it myself. That's the thanks I get.

FOUR HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, we can kick back and wait for the deluge of the tabloid print media to kick in. I wonder how People and the National Enquirer will handle it? I wonder if they'll be giving a portion of the profits to charity?

Anna, you were funny in Naked Gun, and very hot in Playboy. Even close to now you were hot–certainly hotter than Pamela.

Please, folks, don't post anymore in this thread if you don't have anything nice to say. BAD LUCK on any who do so after this one!

# 394: You knew your classmate and you interacted with her. You never knew Anna personally to pass judgement on her.

And yes, #398, everyone does die at some point but it's not okay to laugh about it seeing as their family members are having the hardest time.

I may not exactly have a liking for Paris Hilton but I don't know her personally to pass that kind of judgement on her or be happy if she died. Because when she does die, her family and friends will be the ones who are affected not her. So you're not exactly causing her any pain whatsoever but the people who care about her and never did anything wrong.

Yes you're right I did know my classmate and I didn't know Anna. But my question was: So once again, why isn't it okay to tell the truth about a person when they die, if the truth hurts? You leave your own legacy by your actions that you choose.

And Sid, I think one reason nobody commented on your song is because it's a little odd and out of place. You say in the body of your post that you felt bad about talking trash about her after you found out she died and apologized for it and wish you were able to edit your post so you could remove what you said. Then you post a song saying you wish she had blown you and you called her a whore, among other mean things. It just didn't go with the rest of your post, if you know what I mean. Then in the post you made after you said nobody should post anything negative anymore. Not that I think you have to censor yourself just because she's dead but I did find it out of place with the rest of your posts. And you're right, she was a star for an audience with no class.

#402- She did answer your question.
She said that you didn't know Anna Nicole personally, and therefore you can't really say whether what you are saying about her is true or not. Once again, all that we really know about her is what we have watched on TV and read in tabloids.

The song parody wasn't so much about taking her down, but rather the suggestions that she was another Marilyn Monroe, or our "Diana." Many began to wonder if Elton might pull out Candle in the Wind again.

Not that he would, but we've been so saturated with media of this kind, it's only natural for us to wonder about such things.

I do wish I could delete all that stuff I wrote BEFORE it was confirmed. Like I said, these celebs are always "collapsing" and having overdoses. They usually seem to bounce back, while people starving to death in Africa collapse and die, and the Iraqis collapse and die, and even our soldiers collapse and die.

I said "bad luck" on anyone who posts mean after #400, and I'm not posting mean; maybe she woulda been cool to know if I had a chance, but we're the little people, and we don't get to hang with people who own multiple houses and make regular appeareances on Larry King.

Further insofar as not posting mean after 400 is concerned, maybe being born into poverty made her aggresive. She certainly had a lot of bad people around her, making things worse, exploiting her for cash.

For some people, I would be glad. I wouldn't do it to them, but if it happened, I'd celebrate. Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, and Saddam, who gives a shit?

Paris Hilton...born rich as hell and nothing but a pig setting a bad example...good riddance if that happened. Our media needs to pay more attention to poor people. A little stupidity is okay, but Paris should not be a household name.

But Anna......I felt bad about her. I've got sympathy for anybody born poor, as the rich make things so tough for the rest of us.

As far as what she contributed, it wasn't much, and she was just another celebrity for celebrity's sake ("father of the baby" is not entertainment, really), but she was FUN to talk about, she was entertaining, and when she became famous, I was glad that a heavier woman was getting some attention, as she was the second coming of the 50's classic pin-up, but it all went wrong for her. Bad choices? Bad luck with bad people around her? Who knows?

Being a darn fine pin-up is still worthwhile, and I wish she had've made more movies, and better movies.

After people started confirming her death, I wished that they were wrong. I guess that's all I can say :(

I know only 2 things:
1. Anna's like Elvis. You can say she died young, but actually it was quite a long time after her hotness died. Both of them peaked early and then spent years and years becoming fat drug addicts who became mere curiosities to the public.
2. Sid has waaaaaay too much free time.

#401, I can't exactly be sympathetic towards ANS's family when they themselves are trying to cash in on her death while they still can. Did you happen to watch the several interviews her own mother has been doing? How am I supposed to feel bad for people like these? Yeah, like I said earlier I'm not about to start liking her because she's dead now, because I'm not a hypocrite. And I certainly will not feel sorry for the supposed "grieving" family members who are trying to cash in this cow all they can, no pun intended.

405: "I know only two things."

Actually, you were wrong about both of them, so thanks for admitting that you know nothing. Please sit down. Thanks.

You assert that Anna was past her shelf life and was just like Elvis, in that they both became fat jokes.

Anna lost the weight. I liked to make fun of her, but I never called her ugly or dull. As for Elvis, he was given terrible advice from Col. Tom Parker–every Elvis fan knows that.

Anna was ripe for a good role, probably a comedy, but her life was too messed up with bad people.

Elvis never lost his talent; his body couldn't take the abuse. Keith Richards looks like a dead man, but he can still play that fuckin' guitar. You'd appreciate that if you were a creative person yourself, which you're not.

And as for me having "waaaaaay too much free time?"

I get paaaaaaid for my writing, and my name isn't really Sid. Welcome to the interent, bub.

I forgot about how poor she was to begin with when I was making fun of her. As I said before, when the others were confirming her demise, I wished they were mistaken.

Darn. Typo in my sentence: "Interent," shoulda been "internet."

Y'know, it's Monday now and I hope the Super updates. With a world so full of morons like the guy who wrote the #405 post, maybe a person such as Anna, born poor, can be forgiven for being a bit of a gold-digger.

There's something to be said for getting away from all the creeps.

ahh FREEDOM,a thing like amber wine.
that lures us down a path of skulls.

407 - No one cares that u get paaaaaid for writing, BUB.

wow....just wow....if this is true it's sad