Feb 14 2007Alessandra Ambrosio gets playful for Valentine's Day

Could it be?

I'd probably get bruised from her hips bones poking into me, but I so definitely would.

She's okay, I guess, if your into looks.

ok 4th pic...isn't the knee cap suppose to be in the center of the leg?

#4 hmm, you're right. But if the world made sense, Brit would be a nobody and Ashey Olsen's tits would be centered.

i hope she at least got paid well for standing at the local mall making idiotic faces and posing like a retarded flamingo.

Who is this girl? But damn she looks good!

ZANNA IS A FUCKING CUBAN WHORE!!!!

I agree with #4.
She has weird knees. How does this woman find work ?

she's hot. end of story

i am sorry but who is she, and why should i care?

Horrible example for young girls. Lets pray this doesn't mean easily influence girls will start taking up the "knee to the side" look. {{shakes uncontrolably}}

No Valentine's Day would be complete without Fish declaring adoration for his true love. Unlike Britney, I stay at home and take care of my Valentine, every night, every year and will until I am dumped for some terrific high school awesome person and then I will be Mom in the background. Maybe I'll still get a Valentine.

okay fishie, we get it. She's hot.

There haven't been any comments in three hours? Hmm. Anyway, is she a model? I've never heard of her.

She is absolutely beautiful, even with the funky knee. But do I hate myself, nah.

So hot it hurts.

Oh wait. I get it. My clock is at 11:00, the Superficial's is at 8:00. Hence the three hour delay.

honestly shes not hot...her hairy arms messed up knees egg shaped head and this guys always commenting on how hot she is kinda makes you piss your pants laughing you would think for a guy with a list of hot celebrities he wouldnt pick this nasty many looking whore bag as a hot commidity lmfao loser!!!!

honestly shes not hot...her hairy arms messed up knees egg shaped head and this guys always commenting on how hot she is kinda makes you piss your pants laughing you would think for a guy with a list of hot celebrities he wouldnt pick this nasty MAN looking whore bag as a hot commidity lmfao loser!!!!

She's a fucking slut. SLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Hmm...I'm a girl, but I personally think she's scary looking.

When I get home today, I'm going to punch my girlfreind right in the mouth.

i think shes very attractive. she matches, that helps, and despite the funny knee her legs are fantastic. she's a 10...

i don't hate myself though. if it was my JOB to be hot, then i'd hit the gym everyday instead of just a few times a week. but its not, so i don't...anybody else feel me on this?

'Hmm...I'm a girl, but I personally think she's scary looking.'

Let me translate the above:

'I'm a fat chick, and when I see guys go crazy over a hot, thin model, I trash her for having a body I could never attain, because I have no self-discipline, don't exercise, and can't stop stuffing my face with food'

the jelousy and self loathing in her is THICK, like your calves.

Dont be a hater- this bitch is SMOKIN!!!

I'd let her sex me.

#24 No. I hit the gym and the track. I am healthy, athletic, strong. Feels good. You should try it.

I see plenty of ugly fit chicks at my gym. I think the ugly is what drives them. Sad really.

Some people on here are fuckin jealous losers lol,Shessh, how can anyone put down Alessandra!!

she's pretty hot now, probably not so much as she gets older. she's already started on that aniston-chin. and she's going to get hairier. i suspect this is just a warmup for today. soon fish will bring the varsity-level chicks in bikinis.

#25 - And everybody said ... AAAAAMEN!!!

Who cares what her knees look like? No man gives a rat's ass about what they look like when she's on them burying her face in your pubes or when they're propped up on your shoulders as you're driving your snake home!!

That is what Jim Carrey would call ...
SMMMMMOKINNNN!!!

Thank God we get a break from ANS & Brit posts.

i want to bang her today, not 20 years from now. who cares how she looks then, I aint marryin her. sheesh you people just dont get it.

She's not even wearing the bra she's shilling? What kinda corporate whore is she? Yeah, that's all I got.

Why would anybody want a break from ANS news? It's very uplifting:

"The Broward County, Fla., medical examiner who autopsied Anna Nicole Smith said her body should be released soon because it has begun to decompose."

btw, i'm quite sure "doomhammer" is loudmouthing from his mom's basement, where he plays his daily 16 hours of video games.

haha number 32 if you have pubes lol you really should shave them off!! PUBES are not attrative lol then maybe you could get someone down there.

we'll all be laughing when she gets skin cancer from being that gorgeous bronze all year round when she's cavorting in the caribbean...taking her glamourous photos....goddamnit. and her hair is falling out from all the styling.....and she's wallowing in her millions like scrooge mcduck...yea...i brought it back early '90s style. fuck it. she's hot.

@23... tee hee!

Ok, I'm not going to be catty. She's pretty. Not the hottest girl ever, but she's certainly not ugly.

Wally, you should send her the picture of your pink penis, it makes a lovely valentine's day present, suitable for framing. Although most of the women I know have been framing it as a dartboard. You really do have such a way with women.

TO #25, I understand how you feel, if you are really down on yourself, start going to the gym to lose weight, you feel amazing after you are done a great workout!! Start with your cardio first and eat heathly. You can have a models body but you have to work for it and trust me its soo worth it!!

The mannequin has more fucking curves than her. She okay, and I'd still wear her thighs as earmuffs, but I'll take more mat anyday.

Beyonce, call me!!!!!

More mat? Clearly I mean more meat. As in an actual ass. Sexy panties stop being sexxy when they're baggy.

This site is hella weird. Why are there so many straight men whacking off to a celeb gossip site?! And since when are straight men so bitchy?! I'm wondering whether some of these men are as 'straight' as they say they are. If you know what I mean.

Rich, stop it. I'm sure you're aware that Beyonce doesn't know how to use a phone.

She can pratice calling me by undressing and dancing. I know that makes no sense, but she makes me feel as dirty as Wally drooling at a yard full of preschoolers.

Y'all haters..SHE IS BEAUTIFULLL!!!!

Oh, you people. She look lovely. Victoria's Secret is the cheapest crap ever, but that's another matter.

Happy Valentine's Day!

I hate people who used the term "haters". Ghetto dorks.

To Poster #4:

Who cares where her kneecaps are supposed to be, as long as you can bend them back behind her head.

Alexandra DamnedWHO?

who da fuck is this? Is she in porn?

Don't nobody be haters-hatin'.
I'd call 'em wannabe-ghetto dorks.
Alexandra is a lingerie clothes hanger. She was bred for her special knees, which allow her to fit comfortably in a closet.

I've always thought Mr. Superfish's infatuation with this chick was very endearing. It's cool when personal taste slips through. She's cute in a way, but far too plastic to be considered anything above ordinary.

(Actually I don't think the people criticizing her looks because of her knees are being 100 per cent serious)

@48... Agreed. The 'my bad' thing pisses me off too, but 'haters' is beyond irritating. Everything comes to a screeching halt when that word comes up.

To be sure, hot. But who? And why is she playing with a bra? It sure doesn't look like she needs one.

Re:53 Besides - there's always knee pads.

HAHAHAHAH...well..you noe u be hatin...

Aww poor Superfish, your girlfriend is ugly huh?
However Alessandra Ambrosio only wishes she looked a little bit like my hot ass girlfriend. So next time lets try to be a little more origninal and witty Superfish, that your girlfriend is ugly doesn't mean other's are, so the joke is not funny, it sounds rather sad and pathetic.
BTW, if you are gonna post that joke, shouldn't you be posting pictures of a WAY hotter chick than this one? cute and all, but not at all your comment-joke worthy.

No, I KNOW I AM hating. There's a difference! Thanks for trying though.

EW..youre so pathetic..ur styll on dis..ok..LOL..

OMG..YOURE STYLL ON THIS..get alife..for reall..

3rd pic is her asking "Can someone help me fill out this form?"

If she were making out with Isaac Cohen, people would be banging on the door and shouting, "Stop playing Yahtzee in there!"

shouldn't you be sayin "fo' real"?

I'll keep it up if it means I am annoying you. It's what I do best on slow days at work.

I'd make her stop shaving for a month, and then go for a long roll in that gigantic stinky natural bush, Wyoming-style.

Pretty sure you're Lesbianesque and your inner ghetto multiple personality is branching out. Loser.

Is this it for celeb/gossip today? Well, at least its not about ANS or Britney.

i feel bad for u...ur a very insecure woman, and dis is wut you do at work?

<58)Hey Forbidden i agree with you.Personally i think those model-dummies on these pics are more sexy as Allessandra Ambrosio herself.I think only her name is sexy.

Her man-face is reminiscent to that of Elliott Gould. The only way she can get attention is to wear bright colors. Ladies, don't even bother explaining to men why this fool is unimpressionable - a hundred years ago men were told to like short fat chicks, and they did. Now it's boring skinny chicks. It's hopeless.

Yes, I am insecure because I hate people who use thet term "haters". I also lack self esteem because I think sluts are STD infected aholes and I lack self confidence because I think chicks who pretend to be dumb because it's a cute way to get a man's attention are abolutely useless cumdumpsters who eventually end up getting beat up.
Yeah I've got issues.

I think Allessandra Ambrosio is just an average girl with a thick layer of'pancake'on her face.She's way overrated and her real name is Molly Smith.

Dear Cupid,
Please shoot an arrow at inlovewithjolie....shoot 'em right through the heart...piercing the ventrical chambers causing them to collapse and fill with blood.
Thank you. Happy Valentines' Day.
Love, Jrzmommy

BEAUTIFULL.

<72)Luv ya babe..

Yummy. She looks like Jessica Simpleton in the sixth picture. It must be the mouth.

That was beautiful♥

She's pretty, she's sexy, we get it. Not that interesting.

yeah, I figured BEAUTIFULL looked weird!!!
tks

#68, I agree. If her name was Madge she would probably be a meter reader.

happy valentines day walrus......wherever you are.....

this site has a boner for her. never quite got her appeal (i mean, as compared to other, imho more babely megababes).

ok, i'm not complaining or anything, but this is pretty weak for valentine's day. the coroner has said that ANS's body is starting to decay. is it too much to ask for pictures of ANS's rotting corpse on valentine's day? seems just about perfect for this site's mission.

Thanks jrz! Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

(where am I? I'm at your kids' school...)

they don't need Anna Nicole's body for a DNA/paternity test on the kid. They need the KID'S DNA.......why the fuck are they letting her rot away like a beached whale?

Exactly 84, unless like that South Park episode, she is the mother and the father.

o0o0o0o0k...jrzmommy..wtf has crawled up ur pussy and died..dis is NOT medical skool..u dun need to talk bout fuckin ventrical chambers and shyt..neways...

Hey you, #86...take it outside

I get facials on valentines day.Does anyone want to rub their dick on my full lips???Or shoot spuzz on my green eye's?Dont fall in love though.

#36 - A man without pubes around his shaft ... now THAT'S UNATTRACTIVE! Sorry for you that you prefer your men shaved bare. Perhaps you'd prefer a 10 year old? Perv.

#69 - Elliot Gould? You MUST be OWCHOGODDAMMIND!!

Happy Valentine's Day, PrettyBaby! Missing you today.

#36 - A man without pubes around his shaft ... now THAT'S UNATTRACTIVE! Sorry for you that you prefer your men shaved bare. Perhaps you'd prefer a 10 year old? Perv.

#69 - Elliot Gould? You MUST be OWCHOGODDAMMIND!!

Happy Valentine's Day, PrettyBaby! Missing you today. You're being a bit more forward than usual, aren't you?

You ... must ... be ... The Troll??

Goddamn fucking slow-ass site. *^{

very nice edit, though

her feet look like angelina jolie's arms. :)

I fall in love with one email!!

People try to be nice to my disgusting self and then I fall in love!!

I send them my penis, but no reply from them!!

Then I get their IM address!!

Then I try so hard to get them to like me!!

It never works, once they see the pink penis they're disgusted!!

I just can't understand it??

BGLTC!!

I

I

WOULD

#90 Not me up there wedgeone... but thanks for the Valentine's wishes- you are very sweet. Run one into your wife tonight in memory of me!!
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!

FUCK THIS

When I turn of the computer, they all go away!!

I wish my life was a computer because then I could just turn it off!!

I'm to much of a pussy to commit suicide!!

Although it would be great to see mom again!!

She only loved me because she had too!!

Daddy only loved me when he was horny!!

God, my life sucks!!

Won't you feel sorry for me??

I miss everyone but they don't miss me!!

I don't understand what I could have done!!

BGLTC!!

#100 Stop it please, don't do that..

What's the matter Wiseman??

Do you need male companionship like I do??

Wait, if you're Wiseman and I'm Brian Green, that makes us the same person!!

I can't even keep track, I have so many different names I use!!

I do like sex with myself though!!

It's the only sex i've had in 20 yrs!!

God, I'm so pathetic!!

BGLTC!!

Jesus H. Christ - I feel like Neo in a world of Agent Smith's.
When will it end?

It will end when you accept that you are The One. Or at least The WedgeOne.

OMG What the bloody hell is wrong with her elbows?? They look like a leg stump....She may have a pretty face but those elbows are scary!!! BRUTAL!!!!!!

not that im jealous or anything, she looks attractive, but alot of these models arent born that way. i think she's had stuff done. i saw a couple of young pics of her and her ears and nose are alot different. ya, u grow into ur features over the years, but their is a HUGE difference from then and now...i think alot of models have things done. its ok though, we all want to be happy right?http://www.alessandraambrosio.com.br/flashindex.html

I must say that pink bra looks lovely.Where's that bra for sale?

Posted by RichPort on February 14, 2007 9:23 AM

"( mindless shit deleted ), but I'll take more mat anyday."

"More mat? Clearly I mean more meat ( more mindless shit deleted )."
__________________________________________

I feel a bit guilty for observing the obvious, ... RPLTC, thick, veined, meaty cock!

who gives a crap if she saw a doctor or not.
She's absolutely lovely. And I don't care if smart or not.

Tonight's the night baby!

A daily haiku :

Wind rustles dry leaves,
Pine trees dance in the moonlight.
RichPort the meat loves.

personally, I dont really think shes that hot... i mean not worth getting this worked up over...

Ye Who Trolleth Rich thePort, (aka Wally)

just a little FYI, Haiku doesn't have to be spoken in Yoda since rhyme it doesn't.

I thought this site was about ripping on celebrities, not drooling all over ourselves like sex-deprived, prepubescent pimple factories. (wipes drool off chin)

She's cute but it gets really tiresome to read the gallant defenses calling anyone who has a different opinion a fat chick or a "hater". And by tiresome I mean I'd like to punch the buck teeth right down the throat of the next person who says "quit yer hatin duuuuh".

Ok jealous fatties enough of your ridiculous comments. We all know she's beautiful, hot, sexy, adorable, etc, except some of us will not admit it, and find some odd things like her knee position to call her ugly and make ourselves feel oh so much better about ourselves. But I can't help it sorry I'm not blind, the woman is 1000 times hotter than any American woman.

113 Michael, you're cute.

I will refrain from extreme mocking since she appears mentally challenged.... Too bad someone could not help her figure out that the bra goes underneath the dress, she appears to be struggling with that concept. Go easy on the girl she can't help that dopey gaze and excessive body hair. Kudos to her trainer for bathing and grooming her.

She's Brazilian, of course she's sexy.

minor typo, i'll fix it:

"She's Brazilian, of course she's hairy."

She's not only sexy but she also knows how to present parfum.

#119 - Today the guy I'm seeing said the same thing about me! But I'm a little worried that "present parfum" actually referred to my farting. I can't help it - when I'm drunk, I can't hold the farts in, no matter who I'm with. So I guess when I get drunk he gets hot farty sex. Maybe I've misinterpreted things when his eyes tear up during intimate moments...

That torso next to her will one day seek revenge!!

Thank you alaskanchicsickle! I also come with four different coordinated outfits and my own malibu convertible (batteries not included).

;)

Alessandra Ambrosio is gorgeous but i still prefer Gisele Bundchen.If you wanna see Gisele Bundchen naked on German Vanity fair go to my site.Thanks

i perfer kate moss.

i perfer kate moss.

112. Correct, you are. Write in Yoda verse, I need not. Enjoy concluding haiku with a verb, I do. And so, fuck off, you may ;^)

RPLTC almost as much as ponk, he does.

Oh, and I'm not "Wally", cock whore ;^o

Wally is the Port's pet name for my Johnson, 'cause thats the sound he makes while I plow his ass. True story.

Still, calling every anonymous poster who thinks I'm poor, stupid, lazy, no account white trash "Wally" gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

#107~i was thinking the same thing! super cute.
ok, so alessandra is really pretty, but i guess that's what happens when you start having plastic surgery at age 11.

Yeah, I fucked her. So what? You wanna throw?

she is soooooo gorgeous

by the way, she is 48204832948239045721905 times better than over-rated jessica alba.

kthx.

I'm a chick and I think this girl is hot! True her knees are a little knobby and she could stand to gain fifteen pounds easily but she is still gorgeous. To me she has a sweet look to her and doesn't look bitchy. She seems like the type you could bring home to your mother. I think she 1000x's better looking than Adriana Lima (who looks like a she's a bitch) or Gisele Bundchen!

#120 PrettyBaby - "hot farty sex"!!! lol!

#134 Yes, my Beloved Troll likes to come up with this "Funny stuff" Very stoooopid.

#135 PrettyBaby - sorry, I didn't realize you were being trolled! Usually other people jump in and attack the troll in the real person's defense, so I assumed it was really you. No offense intended!

This babe is smoking hot. I bet she'd smoke a fat Cuban until it spews baby batter. Jizz-tastic!

#136 - No problem, don't worry about it. In fact, now I'm a little curious about what it'd be like to have multiple orgasms in a dutch oven...

A classic Aryan beauty.

@139....with the last name Ambrossio? Aryan, really? or she could Mediterranean or southern italian or god forbid? northern african, Herr Jackass.

@140 The term "Aryan" describes in the West Indo-European peoples. Italians, being European, qualify, idiot mongrel.

Mongrel? YES and proud, given that, you're still wrong Adolf:
Aryan:
In Nazism and neo-Nazism, a non-Jewish Caucasian, especially one of Nordic type, supposed to be part of a master race.

(emphasis on SUPPOSED and got their asses handed to them in WW2, what happened there master? can't blame the jew or the nigger you lost 'cause you sucked, on ice )

No WEST indo anything, apart from being made up bullshit by a bunch of homosexual degenerates. That's right honey, the Nazi party, in it's origins, and the SA, were a queer troupe. So, keep on enjoying your ideology, homo.

I'm not going to debate an illiterate, frothing "Google intellectual" on the meaning of words. It’s not my fault you’re a half-breed, take it out on your parents, chimpero.

I'm not going to debate an illiterate, frothing "Google intellectual" on the meaning of words. It’s not my fault you’re a half-breed, take it out on your parents, chimpero.

google intellectual? what, they teach that at master race school. You guys don't use computers, should I get a copy of Webster's on a nice egyptian parchment or maybe a scroll? Maybe that's the reason YOU LOST, couldn't adapt?

And how did it feel when the Russian Slavs or "sub-humans" went and raped all your women after they ass raped the german army. Ah? how does that make you feel? was your grandma raped too? You got slav blood in ya? Just how pure are ya anyway?

Oh, and that was no debate, honey, for a debate all parties must, at least have a minimum level of intelligence, and guess what? Chimpero beats west virginian inbred, oh, sorry, inbred "west indo/european" every time.

good luck with that coming race war thing

Wally-XOXOXO hope you have lots of surprises today. I want you to be my hero for Valentines and chop up the reprobate who calls himself WiseMan. Going after RichPort is funny, though. Thanks for the Haiku idea, I used it after I made WiseMan so frothing furious he couldn't spell for shit and that was the end of that thread. I was proud of being particularly obnoxious that day.

#48 then you hate jrzmommy cause she always flaunts nasty names then says "don't be a hater" to all who reply on her hating.

Mongrel, you should stick to discussing the sex life of celebrities and reading Donald Duck comic books...cuz you know fuck all about the Third Reich. Last post on this.

Whatever anybody might mean by the word "Aryan" today, under the Nuremberg Laws in the Third Reich it was explicitly and officially defined as describing the European type of man. The document “Ariernachweis” (proof of “Aryan” descent), which each German had to present, contained this explicit definition. Any relation to the linguistic use of the word was likewise explicitly excluded. I have seen such documents and read, that descent from (or marriage to) people from Poland, France, Italy, Great Britain, etc. was allowed and by no means considered a breach of the “Aryan” descent.

OMG, yay, it's a real life nazi! awesome.

This girl is very pretty. But that's all I have to say, so what is the freaking point.

<138~I can only figure out,to satisfy your curiosity,you could receive multiply orgasm by sticking your head inside the oven.One of my favorite positions...
<149~You're a little tough one,don't yay?Here's a very trustworthy link for you,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan

I'll discuss whatever I feel like discussing Fraulein, and there's fuck all you can do about it. And I know enough about the third reich to tell you they lost and their leader went out like a punk.

Next time you are at the compound playing grab ass with your wannabe SS buddies you can tell them how you got your ass handed to you on a gossip website.

#138 Troll- I know that you have this love/hate thing for me, but ya gotta think up better shit, k? Using my sexuality is just.... stupid. Stupid because if you met me, you'd fall in love...

Oh and of course I have a great self-esteem so good luck trying to break it, Troll.

She's really attractive, but could definitely be more curvier. Also, she has a long head and sharp chin. Nevertheless, she's definitely up there.

As far as Brazilian supermodels, I'd say she's #3 behind Adriana Lima and Gisele.

The ugliest legs on a chicken ever seen! First grand prize.

she is really good looking, her knee caps are fucked up but she still beautiful.

Excellent jack-off material! And, I would love to drink champaigne out of her shoe...

mmmm...so what, every man in the world loves her!