Jan 29 2007Victoria Beckham is frugal

Female version of Sam Cassell(NBA), and or Alien..you choose

Female version of Sam Cassell(NBA), and or Alien (Neptune)..you choose

I never knew that SHIT could take human form.

She should be in the Guiness Book of World Records.

So should danielle for having the smelliest cunt.

Please keep her over there, I don't care what she does but we hate her over here, so keep her and send her off to meet L Ron in a spaceship (never to return)lease.

PIG NOSE!! I mean really... All that money and she can't get that pig nose fixed? Her filtrim is so deep and wide you could probably go kayaking in it.

Let's not even talk about how GREASY she looks in every photo taken of her. Maybe the orange fake-bake is to dry out her skin so it's not oozing body oil nonstop...? Get some POWDER for god's sake.

Maybe rhinoplasty and face powder are too pricey.

she'll join up. it's what all the wives do eventually, once their husbands confess about taking all those trips on john travolta's plane.

Why does this woman INSIST on looking like a tranny?

Everytime I see this chick, it reminds me of the last few pages of Animal Farm. Oddly, everytime I think of pigs, I think of the number 3. Just fucking weird, I tell ya...

Her nose makes her face look funny. Her septum doesn't come down, it just flattens itself right off at a 90 degree angle to her nose, underneath.

That's right Posh. I said your nose looks funny. What are you gonna do about it?

I'm glad people have their priorities straight, when buying- I mean practicing a religon.

Apparently she didn't want to listen to Cruise speak about the religion saying, "Stop right now, thank you very much," and then she added,
"I need somebody with the human touch."

#4. I thought your mother already owned that title.

Isn't this her seventh year reigning?

Ask her...after you've pulled your head out, of course.

After i've pulled my head out of my mom's snatch? What fuckin' crack are you on? Please. Try harder with the insults. You're sort of boring.

Someone give that monkey a banana.

Must not be, as you've just answered my response. Go follow someone else around the threads you fucking troll.

Ahhh the fans, the fans.

There you go danielle ^^^

glad she recognizes Scientology is nonsense.

Now, if she could just get a boob job, a nose job, and eat a sammich, she'd be do-able.

$44K on teeth? If she's really that concerned with her appearance, she could spend far less and take those basketballs off of her ribcage.

What???

Why would you put your information out there like that?

"There you go...." No thanks, dear.

http://mypeople3.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/fugly.jpg.w300h295.jpg

^^^

Tell your mother to save up, she's gonna need the money for your AIDS medication.

I shagged her.

She is an alien.

I do not care why--if one Hollywood-type passes on Scientology, I support them.

#6, that is her fixed nose. she paid for that thing.

Good thing they have regular, put-money-in-a-basket-and-get-nothing-back religions!

Maybe she should flash something?That's better for her popularity now she's living in LA.

Tom's really not gonna like this. He only makes friends with scientologists, or makes his new friends scientologists. Bet he was behind all of this about them moving to US.

OINK! OINK OINK!
Pig nose.

She's right though - scientology is such a scam... Hollywood loves spending its money on needless things, but I never thought religion would become the next big accessory =)

I still love the way that pig dresses!

She's not a good candidate because, apparently, scientology (lower case "s" intentional) requires its members to love the cock, and she's a frigid bitch.

Her husband, on the other hand...

TCLT <====3

Why is this woman even being discussed though, shes basically famous here for being David Beckhams wife and being too skinny, shes on a par with Paris and Tara for their reasons for being famous (ie. None)

#3--You do every day!

I was waiting for that one.

I hope you all die. Seriously, they should quarantine you people.

a smart celebrity...aint that somethin?

www.carpemundus.com - dont that beat all?

K-Fags Nationwide commercial ^^^^^^^^^^^

Funny as shit bitches.....

#34 - That actually IS funny as shit! Dare I say I may have even gained a miniscule shred of respect for him? I appreciate anyone who can laugh at themselves. Compared to Shitney these days, K-Fag's a regular ol' Ward Cleaver.

6 I came here to say that exact thing. What the hell.........PIG NOSE!!!!

I agree. Its not about her being cheap. Its about the fact that she hasn't lost her mind.
But please believe, if Tom can get David involved in scientology, Victoria will be in the same mess Katie is in.

She's hideous, simply hideous.

Posh is so frugal she apparently forgot to spend money on food for the past decade, instead preferring to lick the sweat off her husband for nutrients.

44k, wasted on her filthy piehole?
What a waste, I bet it still smells like bitter cunt.

Maybe Greenpeace should spend 44k on whitening her plaquey presence off planet earth.

From "The Fundamentals of Scientology" 1964, by L.Ron Hubbard "Scientology is here to rescue you." I hate to say it, but Posh looks like she could use some rescuing. She always looks a little brainwashed to me, anyway. Why does she need Scientology to do it for her?

#12 is brilliant, and probably really relevant.

Cruise and Mrs. Tom Cruise have turned into drunken robots, with a holier-than-thou attitude to boot! not that i mind that, per se, but you either need credentials or a gun to my head to pull it off, neither of which Tomcat possess.

fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones

Oh please, every religeon has become all about money, and if there's time, preaching and condemming you for something.

And I can't believe I'm about to say this but VB is actually smart for passing up that lousy, childish religeon.....personally I'd rather worship the power rangers... although that is peobably also a part of Scientology.

She has got to be the ugliest thing since...since...Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

WTF!! I figured it out. Scientology is the religion of ugly people with freakish features.... (I'm kinda suprised Michael Jackson hasn't converted).

Cheers, you superficial hotties!

Say what you want about her, you gotta give her credit for being smart enough to acknowledge that Scientology is a load of crap and not become another one of those stupid celebrities that embraces it cuz it's the new trend. I say good on her for shunning it!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are ugly? Stupid, I can see, but they are a decent looking couple of people. Women love Tom Cruise... and Katie Holmes is (was, maybe? I don't know) pretty hot.

Try to compare Victoria her face with the face for example of Britney?Or Rosie?Maybe Paris?Which girl is more pretty?

She has high-cheek-bones.That's pretty.

Instead of a useless neckled she chose for healthy teeth.That's really touching.

(48)I didn't mean she's prettier as Britney or Paris...But maybe Rosie?

#47 -- I actually think there was a time when Katie and Tom were both good looking -- now I think Tom is a creepy looking metrosexual midget and Katie looks just skanky in most pictures.

Hopefully Victoria, having decided against this pseudo-religion, will not get any uglier. I think she looks terrible.

#50 -- I'm sure you're really a cute, sweet person, but what the hell does this post mean? Please explain, as my head is about to explode. I thought you meant she was wearing teeth around her neck. Help.

Twizz

She might not be pretty but when it comes to money this girl isn't stupid. She had already racked up millions by the time she was in her mid 20's and married a money making machine soon after. And all that with little or no talent or beauty.

Having said that, how the hell did she pull it off? Is she a master hypnotist, in league with devil or what?
I for one believe there are supernatural powers at work here.

Scientology is the biggest joke ever. Best world-wide scam in awhile though, I must say.

#53 Metaphor, David Beckham sold his soul for a magic left foot. As Satan's minion, she's HIS punishment on earth.

why are we making fun of her!? She is friends with Tom Cruise, has tons of money, but still sees that Scientology is a joke. Go Posh.

You mean the Savior of Scientolocrap, Tom the most high Cruise can't recruit a fluffy pop singer to turn over all the cash to the biggest scam cult in the US.

Time to demote him or send him for electroshock therapy for a month.

Then lock him in a room with that other poof,
Travolta.

9. And after I think of Animal Farm, and pigs and the number 3, I think of SNL, and Christopher Walken, then I think,

"I got a fever, and the only prescription is, ... more COCK!"

True story.

going by the picture, i'm convinced victoria is receving transmissions from lord xenu in her earpiece.

She looks like she's wearing a hair helmet.

With all the money her husband makes (for absolutely no good reason might I add) do you think she could possibly afford to make herself not look like a starved monkey with that perminent "I'm a major bitch" face?

To Pointandlaugh:

Props on the "sammich" comment, but I don't think she'll be able to afford one after she uses all beckhams money to buy a personality. Doesn't she just remind you of the bitchy friend of the super popular girl. the one that doesn't say anything of her own just goes "yeah" after the popular girl makes a stinging comment?

oompa loompa.

i'd rather see david beckham go gay, than stay with this ugly snatch.

34- Italian Stallion
I think it should be more like piccolo pesce!!! Don't you think a little to high of yourself here!?!?

Piggy pig pig, got so skinney she slid,
all through the night, down a great flight,
when Becks woke up she was ded.

is this whore famous somewhere for something?thats news to New Jersey

Putting people down for no good reason is a sign of severe jealousy. You all need to seek help. You are giving the media exactly what they want. Be the solution not the problem!!!

i can't believe anyone falls for that stuff....and pays for it?