January 16, 2007
Teri Hatcher at the Golden Globes
If I had to guess how old Teri Hatcher is I'd go with about 73. I don't know how much Botox she's put into herself but it's not enough. And I'm not suggesting she should get breast surgery, but she should really definitely get breast surgery. And hand surgery. Really they should just transplant her head onto somebody else's body. And then maybe switch out the head too. So basicaly she'd look great if she was just a completely different person.
One more of Teri looking slightly better after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Danner on January 16, 2007 8:13 AM
She's looking older and older. :(
Not her best look there.
2. Posted by Mr.Eps on January 16, 2007 8:18 AM
completly person indeed
3. Posted by jrzmommy on January 16, 2007 8:21 AM
It's like an ugly Wendy Malick. An ugly, alcoholic Wendy Malick.. With turkey neck. And flyaways. And really saggy boobs. In an ugly white dress. With no bra under it. Just returning from Dachau Prison Camp. Yeah. That's it.
4. Posted by seriously... on January 16, 2007 8:24 AM
What happened to Lois Lane? Ever since the first time I saw Desperate Housewives I've been wondering why has she looks 20 years older...
5. Posted by sexybitch on January 16, 2007 8:24 AM
Has Hollywood learned NOTHING from Drew Barrymore last year? Saggy does NOT equal sexy.
6. Posted by thebor on January 16, 2007 8:26 AM
I'm not a huge Hatcher fan or anything, but take it a little easy on the girl, she is 43, and rode hard and put away wet.
7. Posted by crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com on January 16, 2007 8:27 AM
Wow. She's hot. And not at all on drugs.
more golden globes at crabbie's
8. Posted by juicytube on January 16, 2007 8:27 AM
I think she looks great, and her boobs are lovely. Some people need to be looking at themselves before they start on others!
9. Posted by Rev. Jesse Jackson on January 16, 2007 8:38 AM
Is that a manzere?
10. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 16, 2007 8:40 AM
WOW. What a trainwreck. Yuk.
11. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 16, 2007 8:42 AM
Gravity's a bitch.
I bet every time she visits her doctor's office, he's all "Terri! How are you doing? Wait wait.....don't tell me.....did you trip over your boobs again?"
12. Posted by XeoRad on January 16, 2007 8:43 AM
Alcoholic Housewives of L.A. County?
13. Posted by veggi on January 16, 2007 8:44 AM
There's nothing wrong with her boobs. She does look like she just smoked a fatty though.
14. Posted by no one you know on January 16, 2007 8:53 AM
For her age, the boobs are ok. But they still look like she strapped a couple sand bags to her chest.
15. Posted by RussianMafia on January 16, 2007 8:53 AM
One word: retirement. Second word: old hag. Wait, that's two words.
16. Posted by 86 on January 16, 2007 8:57 AM
She just doesn't photograph well at all. She doesn't act nearly as old as she looks. That really doesn't help us much right now, though...........
17. Posted by hamjachok on January 16, 2007 8:58 AM
people, goodmorning. i think she looks o.k. just o.k. and i like her dress
18. Posted by polypam on January 16, 2007 8:58 AM
They're real, but not so spectacular.
19. Posted by jesseeca on January 16, 2007 9:01 AM
she's got some major drowsy eye going on here. she's on her way to looking like Janice Dickenson and that's not a good thing.
20. Posted by CowgirlUp on January 16, 2007 9:06 AM
At her age she really should be wearing a bra.
21. Posted by mrs.t on January 16, 2007 9:07 AM
Was The Cool Ghoul a nationwide phenomenon, or just in the midwest city in which I grew up?
Either way, it occurs to me that the character formerly known as The Cool Ghoul "died" about 3 years ago, right around the same thime that Teri Hatcher made her 'comeback'. Interesting.
22. Posted by RussianMafia on January 16, 2007 9:14 AM
This is actually a typical result of a lifetime of excessive dieting.
23. Posted by Whammer Jammer on January 16, 2007 9:20 AM
Wow, she looks like she just rolled out of bed. I look at her and wonder what happened. Remember how good she looked in Soapdish?
24. Posted by OhHowCynical on January 16, 2007 9:25 AM
Yep, emitting all sorts of sexiness -> NOT!
25. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 16, 2007 9:29 AM
Being toned and tan is one thing. Being skeletal and sun-damaged is another.
She was on an old episode of Seinfeld that was on the other day, and she actually had a body and looked hot. I didn't even believe it was her because she had curves and an ass and looked good.
It seems as though somewhere along the way she developed an eating disorder or something, and now she just looks OLD OLD OLD and sickly.
26. Posted by whitegold on January 16, 2007 9:48 AM
She was cool as Lois Lane. It's all just kind of been downhill from there. But that's still better than Dean Cains career. What ever happened to that guy?! I actually kind of liked him when he was acting as Superman.
27. Posted by DrunkBlogger on January 16, 2007 10:07 AM
Yo, I'd still hitz thatz yoz.
28. Posted by jillybean on January 16, 2007 10:13 AM
Ughh, her boobs really are gross. I'm not advocating implants, but how about a boob lift? And if you really want to punish yourself, here's a NSFW pic of her in "Heaven's Prisoners." Blech.
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/diatribe/images/2003/oct7/heavensprisonersteri.jpg
29. Posted by aurealis on January 16, 2007 10:23 AM
When youdate Seacrest, there really is no reason to even try anymore. I suspect she feeds on his blood just to stay alive.
30. Posted by F-Sucker on January 16, 2007 10:33 AM
I'd still shag her old ass.
31. Posted by TheWolf on January 16, 2007 10:37 AM
Yeah, it's really easy to be critical of anyone over 30 when you're about 13, as most of the posters here seem to be.
In the second photo, she looks decent ("for her age" or for any age, in my opinion). Take enough photos of anyone and you can get some that make him or her look old, ugly, stupid, or whatever you're going for.
32. Posted by Italian Stallion on January 16, 2007 10:44 AM
"Someone hold my cane. Ok young man, you can take the picture now."
33. Posted by Spindoc on January 16, 2007 10:45 AM
Hey young girls, this is what annorexia will get you....not pretty is it. Even with all the time, money, and stylists that fame brings direct sunlight will still show you to be the skeletal unhealthy looking stick figure you are.
My siggestion to Teri. Eat something, trust me Teri, you don't want to be looking like this when Desperate Housewives goes Hi Def.
34. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 16, 2007 11:03 AM
Pretty soon she'll be going the Janice Dickenson route and using pieces of tape under her hair to hold back her neck.
35. Posted by 4DPants on January 16, 2007 11:09 AM
Yes but she was in one of the funniest SNL sketches ever, with Chris Kattan.
36. Posted by mike hawk on January 16, 2007 11:10 AM
sexy bra, i mean belt
37. Posted by wedgeone on January 16, 2007 11:35 AM
#11 - lmao.
For all of you who think that Teri looks good for 43, please refer to the Elizaeth Hurley article from a couple weeks ago. Liz is 41, and yet makes Teri look like a walking corpse. 8^P
Loks like THIS Bond girl jumped out of a plane and into a patch of ugly trees! And hit every branch on the way down.
P.S. I'm not 13 either. I am over 30.
38. Posted by kiki on January 16, 2007 1:21 PM
I LOVE TERI HATCHER. She's real, she's fun, she's funny, she's brave ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11717426/ ). She's a successful actress, model, writer and mother. She's lovely inside and out.
If the folks with horrid synthetic, unhealthy boob jobs in "DOLLYWOOD" want them, that's their prerogative.
She has the most expressive face which is the key to her success as an actress; which is the very reason why she is loved by all her myriad of besotted fans. It’s a shame that some actresses have succumbed to vanity and lost their way; they end up marring the very thing that made their careers… their naturally beautiful faces.
Actresses should learn a lesson from Meryl Streep (http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/18845/ ), Diane Keaton (http://popsugar.com/6842 ) and Lauren Hutton (http://www.laurenhutton.com/ ); keep it natural, keep it classy, and most of all KEEP IT REAL!
39. Posted by cole007 on January 16, 2007 1:42 PM
It's like She's the Scarecrow part of that Scarecrow & Mrs. King. But an actual Scarecrow...
40. Posted by andipie on January 16, 2007 1:54 PM
She's just hungry... give her a sandwich please...
41. Posted by wedgeone on January 16, 2007 2:00 PM
Fuck, I'm switching to Mozilla.
I meant Elizabeth, not "Elizaeth" and Looks, not "Loks". My bad.
42. Posted by brennreyn on January 16, 2007 2:15 PM
Cripes, it definitely looks like she's had a few too many Botox injections.
I think her boobs look saggier because they're hanging over the sash on the dress. Not the best wardrobe choice.
43. Posted by ResidentX on January 16, 2007 2:27 PM
She starting to look like Nancy Pelosi. Nancy's the bionic woman. Why do women felle the need to showoff their bodies more when they get older. It makes them look so foolish. I think she's 60+ but she looks 40/50ish. Teri, your not young and hot anymore. We don't want so see you saging breasts. It's ok to dress you age. The rules change when you hit forty. You don't have whore yourself anymore.
#12 - Do you know is she's really a heavy drinker?
44. Posted by ResidentX on January 16, 2007 2:30 PM
Actually, she's starting to look more like her character...a desperate housewife. She has that I have money but spending it on myself doesn't generate the effect it use to BUT I still have something to offer to men that just want sex mentality.
45. Posted by sol on January 16, 2007 3:14 PM
if the show were called "desperate aging housemonkeys" then everybody would say wow, she totally transformed herself to fit the role.
46. Posted by Kristin on January 16, 2007 3:43 PM
A note to kids, never use botox as much as Terri Hatcher does/did.
47. Posted by Truthseeker013 on January 16, 2007 4:10 PM
Truth likes older women.
48. Posted by sarah on January 16, 2007 4:13 PM
are ya'll kidding yourselves?? SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!! she is stunning, always will be. her breasts aren't "saggy", they're natural. and yeah, she's aging and aging VERY well!!
49. Posted by ResidentX on January 16, 2007 5:05 PM
#48 - Sarah go see an eye doctor immediately!
Teri needs to fire her stylist and dress/fashion consultant. You highlight you breasts when you have a rack...not a sack. This outfit is all wrong. Honestly, she needs to get her upper lip enlarged. People will then stop looking at the rest of her.
#47 - I like the comment. Can I use that in the future with your permission? She's had such a tough life. She was molested as child, a young starlet, and now a busy mother looking for a serious relationship.
That kind of stress can prematurely age you.
:-)
50. Posted by ResidentX on January 16, 2007 6:18 PM
# 26 Dean's career is still moving. He's doing guest appearances now. He is starting to work on a mini-series. Check out IMDB.
#30 I'm sure you'd "shag" Teri. We in the US define shag as to mean roughen or make coarse. She has "been" shagged.
She's needs to Mumm Ra-ed..."Transform this decayed form.." Quick put a mirror in her face and show her reflection back at her :-)
51. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on January 16, 2007 9:59 PM
If her age is 73, her weight is also 73.
She's, what? In her mid-forties? Too young to be so drawn and haggard. And she is definitely WAY too old for that tousle-headed look. By the time you're forty, girl, it's time to go for dignified and elegant instead of the little waifish look. It just doesn't play well at a certain age. Like, past 20.
I am not loving the droopy boob look. Yes, it's natural. And yes, it's better than seeing two alarming fixtures that appear to have no conformity with the rest of her body poking out of her bony chest, but it is time to start choosing gowns that allow for some, er...cantileverage.
Joan Rivers used to say that her boobs used to look like two sweat socks with dirt in the toes. Get those things fetched up, Teri.
52. Posted by umakemelaugh on January 16, 2007 10:31 PM
48 you need your eyes checked
before you know it she will be one of the new golden girls
53. Posted by tweetyeyes on January 17, 2007 5:21 AM
Teri Hatcher = Leather wallet
54. Posted by elizabeththewellread on January 17, 2007 8:37 AM
Most boobs start to sag at some point, but most women have the sense to put on a bra! How can this woman be so skeeeeenny and so floppy all at once?
55. Posted by cynicalheretic on January 18, 2007 12:45 PM
Teri Hatcher has some of the Saggiest tities on the planet. I loved her as lois lane, but even back then she had belly button tits. Take a look at heavens prisoners. After watching Lois and Clark I so wanted to see her nude, now I never want to see her naked again.
56. Posted by licklick on January 19, 2007 9:06 PM
Poor Teri.
We all have to grow old and a lot of us do try to stay young. But really, dear, could you not be so disgustingly base about it?
Either get a proper boob job or stop imposing your saggy tits 'n ass on us.
57. Posted by kk on January 21, 2007 3:49 PM
Don't understand the comments above. Teri Hatcher is gorgeous. I think the best looking gal on TV by far. Seems down to earth, quirky, funny and sexy as a woman can be. Oh yeah, a woman, not some little girl.
58. Posted by om-mom on January 22, 2007 1:48 PM
#22 I think you have it right. When people constantly diet it realy starts to show. In older woman, it shows in the face, which starts to hollow out and give that wrinkly old hag look.
But I think her tits look fine!
59. Posted by JW as 2 U on January 27, 2007 12:33 PM
She has always looks old... Five years ago I saw a photo of her wrinkled ridden face, and wondered how she became Lois Lane. I spoke with her co-star in Iraq, and he stated in so many words that she was a beotch to work with!!! Teri is living on borrowed time though Lois will live forever!
60. Posted by ankseg on February 20, 2007 9:26 PM
wtf? is everyone so use to fake rock-hard looking boobs that nice normal boobs look bad now? her breasts aren't cartoon looking fakes, they are nice NATURAL breasts, geez....