Jan 12 2007Tara Reid has really excellent hair

Walrus.

Fe-mullet

Well, they say the 80s are back. Looks like 1/2 of Heart is already making a come-back

I didn't know Billy Ray Cyrus was a spring color. That dress really brings out his eyes.

Looks like it was made from Farrah's shaved pubic hair.

danielle's got a talking mirror!

Nice she-mullet. Joy and Patty the daytime hooker from "My Name Is Earl" can do better than that. Damn.

What is it with all these Hollywood chicks and their weaves now? Are they too busy showing their naughty bits and sleeping off a hangover to get a decent haircut, so they just slap some fake hair on and call it good?

And that dress makes it look like her boobs are being propped up by that lace panel, which, come to think of it, they probably are.

Swing and a miss, Tara. Sorry, thanks for playing.

She looks very nice and very classy!

keep on showing the world you are on your way UP girl!

Speaking of Farrah, I know she's very seriously ill and everything, but whenever I read about her being sick and they finally mention that it's anal cancer, I bust out laughing. Can't help myself, I'm going to hell, I know.

There's that tell-tale, bulbous drunkie nose again.

Joe Dirt...DAAAAANNNNNGGGGG

I believe that's what YOUR mirror states after seeing you naked.

All those stretch marks...(shudder)

The horror...The horror♥

I can't get the word "dirt starfish" out of my mind.....

Tara:
The 80's aren't back. Lingerie does not a dress make. Painkillers aren't tic tacs.

The belt looks like a dead stretched out monarch butterfly.. NOOO save the butterflies

Aww I dont know why but I feel bad for her.

she looks good.

it's Cowardly's daughter, Drunkenly Lion

these pictures scare me.. She scares me.

Oh man the 80's really are back? I didn't kniow tara reid got the Dolly Parton biopic.

Oh man the 80's really are back? I didn't know tara reid got the Dolly Parton biopic.

She just got out of her audition for Splash 2.

Damn Tara =))

If you have ever been to Aus you realize she is perfectly in style. The 80's never ended there. It's horrifying.

She looks like a hair band's hooker.

Stupid hair or not, she's still damn hot!!! The hair can be fixed.

simply hideous

Hooker! she looks like a hooker.

Here is Tara Reid paying homage to her New Jersey roots...

LMAO, that's an awful pic. She looks nice (minus hair) in the other pics though.

jeeeesus tap-dancing xrist damnYelle, you must have about worn the "refresh" button clean off your browser by now. How wet do you get when you get to be the first poster? Does your HoverRound have a 'Vibrate' setting?

miggs, that was good.
looks like she caught paris' wonkey eye.

wait--since when does FF have anal cancer?

since when does anal cancer exist?

gotta love damnyell's always witty "I know you are but what am I" comebacks.

Ever notice how whenever she gets all dressed up and goes out and people take her picture she always has this look on her face like she was just elected "Prom Queen"....when actually everyone in the world thinks she is a total fucking joke!!!
It makes so sad for her, I think I want to cry....
But you just keep your head up there, purty one!

Her hair needs more semen in it. I hear there's plenty of it being shot around the NBA.

Tara Reid + an NBA player = USA passing China's population.

@33...the first occurrences of anal cancer-"assus maleficus"- are suspiciously concurrent with the beginning of Robin Williams' comedic career.

Her hair really, really scares me. She should star in a horror movie about it.

I'm getting a flashback to PTA mothers in the mid 80's, who have mini-me's with the same hair.

#31, that is some funny shit. I hate poters who post numbers...
Look, I'm #39...wait but I type freakishly slow and I have dial-up, so by the time I hit send I will be like 57 or something probably....

dial-up kari? i'm impressed you can even reply on today's threads with dial-up.

I'd hit it... with a bat.

Yellow hair.
Yellow teeth.
Gross.

try again with something interesting, Fish. Her hair is exactly the same as Paris' Troll Doll hair, Britney's Troll Doll hair, and is the same texture as Trump's Troll combover.

At least her stomach was covered up.

Actually, this is what all blondes look like here in Australia!!

BTW, can you please stop sending these skanky pissmops to Australia?? We have enough of our own overrated, stinking bushpig celebrities to fawn over without importing more from the US.

looks like her right eye is finally starting to skeet over

Yeah, it's true I have dial up here at work, but that wasn't really the point, the point was that I hate it when posters say what number they are (they're wrong half the time anyway) oh, and I'd be wrong every SINGLE time cause I type like a retard and plus the dial up shit...yep, but I remember years ago when the very first person ever posted the word "FIRST".....

One of her eyes seems to be smaller than the other, as if she's perpetually squinting. It always looks like the camera caught her just milliseconds after someone slapped her really hard.

@46

Actually, this cum guzzler bitch was invited to make an appearance...FOR $500'000!!!

You ever wonder why these people don't just crawl into a gutter and die, well there's 500'000 reasons for ya...

Disgusting.

Dirty girl, but I LOVE the dress..

what's your source #50

(half the people in hollywood would have hair like that if not for weaves and extensions, ppl!) almost every star you see has at least a partial weave

I like her dress.

Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 12, 2007 1:25 PM

I didn't know Billy Ray Cyrus was a spring color. That dress really brings out his eyes.

That was exactly what I was thinking. Thanks for taking the words out of my mouth.

True story - one of my buddies banged her in the Hamptons like 4 years ago.

They'll like Tara down under...she looks kinda like Kylie Minogue. The Aussies like "no rules" girls. Do you want a meat pie with your order of Tooheys lager? Good day, mate!

mane.

It looks like she has a case of the retard.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

#56

Good day, mate?, c'mon put some culture into it, its 'G'day Sheila!'. You are right about no rules girls, the more naughtier girls are, the more we luv 'em down under

Oh shit...PMSL at #18, I think my pancreas ruptured!
Nothing's gonna top that one=))

when will she go away? no one wants her for her talents. the only use for her is to stick a couple poles in her poon and she'd make a wonderful big top for a circus.

I'm back. This message is for the website owner. I'm tired of this same old slut stories...Tara, Paris, and Britney. There is other news happening in the world. You don't have any news about Becks or Braxton or someone different. Diversify!!

At least her boobs are looking better.....

She's looking good,again. Nice jewels.

I'll admit, it's not THAT bad.

I've see worse.

#56, I'm sure you like her down under...down under your arse! Can you convince your officials to give her citizenship? She could play the lead role in Blue Heelers( not the long running drama but the dog show!)

I hate to say this but everytime, I see tara I think of Samantha Fox but without the tits. "I wanna have some fun...move my body all night long." Yuck, I feel greasy.

#46, what is a bushpig? We have Bushpigs in our oval office. Do you have Bush relatives down under?

ResidentX, do they screen Blue Heelers in the U.S?

I have decided to give my opinion each night/morning before I retire. (I am a performer... and those of you who want to mock me... go right ahead.)

Beauty is not only in the eye of the beholder... beauty is in each and every one of us if ONLY we would let it out!

It might take Tara a few years to land the role that will prove her talent... but she WILL prove herself.

Have patience... you CAN overcome adversity.

You might have to go backward to go forward again... but you WILL SUCCEED!

I am the premier expert on these things and I say... *drumroll* I'd hit it.

#67, definition of a bushpig...scroll up to pic.

She's auditioning for the Mandrell sisters biopic as 'young Barbara'.

@69...it's people like you and Jane Fonda who make America weak in front of her enemies.

69--stop plagiarizing Chinese restaurant #5's fortune cookies

this is a serious question: what is she famous for? i have no idea how she initially became a "celebrity". and i know thats sad, but its true

I've seen hair like that before...when I was little and left Barbie in the pool overnight.

Chlorine is not your friend, Tara.

Why is it that most of the girls I know have long hair, and it looks great. They don't need a fucking weave. Is she bald? Why does she need those ridiculous ratty extensions?

What you're looking at is what Lindsay Lohan COULD be if she cleaned up her act and drank less in 10 years. Of course Lindsay won't so she'll be in jail or dead in another year or two.

I still don't know who this broad is. Or why I should care about her.

Ellie Mae Clampett lives!!

I never understand why rich celebrities show off their roots even though it doesn't cost much to cover them up. Hers aren't too bad here, especially compared to Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

Body and dress look hot, however

It's like a Myrtle Beach nightmare. I love it.

Aww... I think she actually looks pretty okay. I've always felt a bit bad for Tara Reid though. She's one of those that just really really gets some bad pictures taken of her. Her hair is fake, yes, but at least her DRESS covers her crotch, unlike Britney, Paris, and Hohan.

I think Tara Reid is fine.

Remember that Halloween Simpsons special, where Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake, and he gets posessed by the hair?

...Yeah, that's the first thing ta came to my mind, when I saw this. Wtf?

#69. And when you say "performer", you mean "sexually ambiguous, obese female, with an unhealthy affinity for donkeys, combined with inappropriate displays of cross-species affection, who lives in Juarez".

Let your freak flag fly, mztry!

In other news, RPLTC long time, ...

a very, very, very long time.

There's one aspect of the business that might still bring Tara back on top, two words:

Interspecies erotica.

Think about it, we can totally make it happen.

#68, No, Blue Heelers is not shown in America. I bought Season 1 DVDS last month.
I'm a culture buff. I spend lots of time trying to sample the world's culture. Aussie TV hits/history is my focus for the next 6 months.

She looks like all the white men's scalps from Custer's last stand sewn together by a blind Indian to make a slutty zombie that repeatedly requires botched plastic surgery to remain functional.

#84 haha rich port ltc long time long long time. rich you cummin out? good boy. i knew you could do it.

She makes my vagina frown.

Eww, what's that raccoon sitting on?

someone's career is praying there's gonna be an American Pie 5 or 6 or wherever the fuck they're at.

THE BOUNTY HUNTER!

56#

What with the Good Day??? thats fukin english

Its Gday mate or Gday slut thats Aussie

Dont know who the hell asked that bitch down here but they need to be sent to america to stay with her and not come back and please dont send Paris down here any more. We just had her promoting a new beer which apparently when you drink it makes celebs look good. When i saw her on the TV I hoped that she die in a plane crash on her way home

She looks like a mullet with tits!

#87 Please, for fucks sake, don't base our 'culture' (we have culture now?) on Blue Heelers, Home and Away, or anything as sad as Tara Reid's hairstyle. Its like us getting a handle on America by watching season 92 of Days of our Lives...

I give her props, man, for at least covering up all that weird skin and for the hair bcoz it makes me want to jump in it and smear it all over me and bcoz she can do drunk MUCH better than Paula Abdul.

Dog: The Bounty Hunter

Talking about a return to the '80's, she looks much more like Twisted Sister than anything else.

Somehow she's got a sweet smile.Where've seen this similar smile before?*Flashbacks*

Anything I ever knew about Australia I based on Fosters commercials and Paul Hogan. Does that make me a racist or a genius, and what's the difference? Discuss...

101 - You cawll that a knoife?? THIS is a knoife!!

Not under,but down under...sounds exciting...

Australia,the forgotten continent?Plss Aussies put your comments on and link this site.To prove me otherwise.

Hey Lowlands, click my name! ;)

(105)That was really great,thanks for that.I think the Great Barrier Reef looks awesome but that kangaroo has a strange penis,is that usually?

Hi my name is oshkoshb-goshdammgosh.
I like tofu and tabby cats.
I also like posting on the Superficial. It's like one big happy family here!

Ridiculous mullet aside, she looks pretty decent in clothes. She should wear them more often.

@ 106 Lowlands - All you have to do is Google Australia and you can find all the knowledge you desire.

@102...hahaha no, that's not a knoife, that's a spoon!!

remember Neo, there is no spoon...

I think she looks great actually. Look how clear her eyes are! This is the best we have seen of Tara in a long time. Leave her alone.

Oh I don't know. I think her hair looks good!

what are those lines above her eyebrows???

stop the bleeding

#94, I apologize. I will use G'day in the future. Please accept my gracious apology and G'day :-)Paris is doing what all US celebrities do when they burnout in the US.

#96, While TV isn't totally accurate, successful TV shows what a culture will pay attention. In the US, Desperate Housewives, The Shield, and Nip/Tuck absolutely communicate what America is all about.
They show to what extent the people will/have done to keep what they have and what it will do to you. Don't come to America thinking that smarts, hardwork and morals is the road to success. In this country, the ability to take advantage of another person, to stir up strong feelings in others and to grab all you can and leave someone else to pay the bills is the secret success here. Train your eyes carefully...see the indirect.

When if being an alcoholic, plastic surgery victim doesn't work out for her, she can always be in the lion king musical.

She used to be hot.

Yes, yes, yes........Tara Reid is an idiot. Now can we do something about these damned ads? They've taken over the front page! Thank God they finally got rid of the bahama ad, I was about to punch my computer screen. Now they've taken up an entire side! Soon this place will be nothing but ads! If I wanted annoyingly placed advertisements, I'd go to a porn site, thank you very much.

ALSO

Attention Superfish:

PLEASE get rid of the skanky blonde that you insist on having at the very top of the page. I think we've been subjected to her chapped lips, overprocessed hair, and sundamaged shoulders for long enough. This is the superficial, can't you find one picture of someone superficially attractive?

#118

lol seriously

Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot, sexy....i want her.
But wait.....aaah noooo.
Damn, i've just remembered the shots from last week,
no thanks, not for me, no sireeeeeeeeeeeee.......i don't want the monster underneath those clothes and make-up.
U can have her.
PAss

i would comment but i gotta clean the vomit of my keyboard

She looks like that Barbie head toy, the one with no body, that you can play salon with--only after a 4-year old has done the hair with a very bristly brush.

By the way, #89--at 8:00 pm on Saturday I was in the middle of breaking up one hell of a smackdown over a Thomas the Tank Engine train in my kids' playroom between a three year old and six year old. Nice try, assclown.

Numbers 4 and 5 - you just made me burst out laughing in the middle of my busy office and now I have to explain to everyone the reason why i'm laughing is coz Tara Reid's hair looks like Billy Ray Cyrus and Farrah Fawcett's public hair - thanks a lot!

Miggs, wonderful comment! I will continue to think of your comment all day. It reminds me of when "Sloppyseconds" posted something on her back in December and I will never foget it. You can search it and check it out for yourselves. It was classic. There are alot of good ones right here though. Thanks for making me laugh again today!

she looks just like lisa hartman from the 80s. http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Lisa%20Hartman.jpg

Trainwreck.

I'd still pound it.

I'd still pound it.

She looks like every small town ho ever. Every town has their Tara Ried - even the name Tara Reid itself screams small town trashbag.

To ResidentX

your apology is accepted

it is unfortunate that people like these make people like me say the things that i say

I hate rich famous people

I was in the Beverly Center one day, and happened to be on my phone, talking some business. Now I am no looker, and I was very busy, but she was right near me and got so pissed off that I was not even acknowledging her existence. She started getting loud, pulled out her phone and started spouting off some shit about her agent being a real fucker.

No - I lie. I have never seen her before. But if I did I would run screaming like a little girl after seeing those juicy photos of her ass made out of melted and re-congealed marshmallow fluff.

Feral Boy from The Road Warrior.

I actually kind of like her hair.

*Sits & waits for the daggers to be thrown*

I actually kind of like her hair.

*Sits & waits for the daggers to be thrown*

The Superficial neglected to post this photo of Tara: http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/roadwarrior12.htm

I know that this thread has pretty much wound down, but it was awesome to see that I GOT TROLLED by #6. You can tell it was a troll because the comment about a talking mirror made absolutely no sense. Much like Rich's current troll posts (see #84, 85, and 89). Because you ragged on DamnYell, and she fell for it, I forgive you Mr. Troll.
Just don't do it again.
So I've now been initiated into the club run by jrz & Rich. It's elite company.

OOooh-AH!

That's why Daddy named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunnemaker!

She's just so...80s-ish.

Check out her flabby ass at tmz.com/photos/bad-asses/123787

What a wreck.

she's always looked wrecked...

she needs someone to look in the mirror for her every morning