Jan 31 2007Sienna Miller has sex, can't dress herself

GAY

Sorry about that Sienna!

To be honest, she looks good,

She ain't got no pants on.

No one cares about you Sienna. So please die.

sienna's big mouth at crabbie's

I don't give two shits about this broad, and this story would be believable 'cept for the fact the Hayden (aka I made Darth Vader a whiny gay guy)Christenwattshisface is a total homo.

It's like Bob Fosse and a Hell's Angel made a baby.........incredible.

I might be able to forgive her for foregoing pants if she hadn't chosen a horrible top and an even worse jacket. But no. Also, what's up with the witch boots?

I have yet to see a picture of this chick where she appears any hotter than the average prom queen. I mean, I guess she's must be a good acctress 'cause she just another pixie face blond.

Oh yeah, real nice camel toe in 2nd picture from the left.

Looks like someone stole some costumes from off the set and tried to pass them off as "evening" wear.

Only, the broad mistook "evening" wear for "streetwalker" glamour.

"It was an emotional experience for all of us"

?????????????????

Creepy.

Would you like reinforced toe with that control top?

Everybody: She's got LEGGS, and she knows how to use them... SHEAR ENGERY LEGGS!!!

great, now we get to see lindsay, nicole and the whole rest of the gang wearing the same shit

What a hot mess! Is she clutching a computer keyboard under her left arm? She is so over-rated. What the hell is going on in the UK that this thing is considered their fashion "it" gorl?

I meant "girl." sorry.

Haha, you're right about the keyboard.. i thought the same too

I'm jealous, Hayden is so effing hot. I'll never think of Darth Vader the same way again...

i hate it when reasonably hot chicks think they can wear ANYTHING!!

Sienna seems like a cunt to me.

Ummm this cant be true since Hayden is gay. I met him and his bf of 4 years...what a sad way to try and get publicity for your movie.

@12... I was wondering about that line too. Even weirder coming from a guy named Hickenlooper.

They didn't have the sex on film. It's just a ploy to get people to go see it.

Actresses are actually exhibionistic, shameless sluts...who would have thought? This is about as newsworthy as a dog bites man story.

when she was with Jude, I thaught whe was a lowkey, nice little girl...but I got to know her now. She's more like a fuckin open house! discusting if you ask me and stupid..what a deal!

lol @#4 misanthrope, i nearly spit my lunch all over my screen. direct and to the point.

i swear to god she's wearing some sort of prosthetic device and you can see where her legs are attached.

the boots on top of it!!! WTF is she thinking? "she's just a really good actress" who? where did you see an actress you?

I've seen homeless people dressed better than her.

i'd hate to think that they REALLY had sex on film because that would just confirm two of my suspicions about this cunt:

1) She shouldn't be an "actress" because she's not convincing in any role other than awhore (which simply is her just being herself)

2)the whore keeps getting attention because she's letting any man with film credits dig out her hole.

People are creepy. People that make comments about how watching other people having sex (or "growing close") is an emotional experience for everyone are even creepier. Then I did a quick google search of George Hickenlooper and it all seemed to make sense:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/toronto/toronto_film_festival_2003_photos/george_hickenlooper/toronto.jpg

so much for being a fashion maverick---

BRITNEY DID THE NO PANTS LOOK LAST YEAR, YOU STYLE STEALING HACK.

I like Sienna - she seems like a really fun person. As for those undie things over her tights WTF????
She reminds me of a young version of Sharon Stone in these pics. Good actress? I couldnt really say. I have only ever seen her in Alfie and i thought she played the crazed druggie really well.

Oh, link didn't come out properly...I suck...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_
pix/toronto/toronto_film_festival_2003_photos/george_hickenlooper/
toronto.jpg

"She's just a really good actress." really? i hope she's paying her publicist well because that's just a lie.

what else has she been in that makes her a good acress? anyone?

"It was an emotional experience for all of us."

Is this code for "we all beat off to them having live sex"?

I guess she wanted to prove that unlike other Hollywood celebutards, she actually does wear panties.

JUST STOP WITH THE SIENNA POSTS

NOBODY CARES

Also, I always thought Hayden Christianson was gay. I've heard rumors of people being paid hush money not to talk about it.

First off, if you look like that from teh waist down and you are not a superhero, then something is terribly wrong.

Second, I knew Christian Hadenson, Hayden Gustofenson, or whatever his name is has been banging someone in order to get work... I never knew Sienna Millers vag had that kind of casting power... Wait, now the tights make sense! Super Sienna Vajayjay...

Capt. Granny Panties!

#37 You are correct

The top is to frilly. If she wanted to be a true style icon she would wear the spring su mmer 07 lines which is the belle minis w/o tights. Tights are technically still in but not transparent. The thing on top is not needed. She needed something to distract all that black like a bow on her waist, or back, acnkles, boots of loud color.
www.myspace.com/sashambrosia

Whiney Darth Vader calls the Emperor on my link.

Funniest fucking thing in the world. BigJim won't steer you wrong, baby.

Me love you long time.

Hayden likes lightsbers, and by lightsbers I mean very erect penises.

#10 - Camel toe & bat fangs!

So when does this porn hit the Internet? Shit if someone can sneak camera phone video of Saddam's hanging, surely someone could release some video of Hayden & Sienna banging.

"I bet she gives great helmet!"

@39...wow, really!!!!

You really know your fashion!

HEY, EVERYBODY, Let's hear it for Ambrosia our very own....fashion, person.

@23 what may I ask is "discusting"?

You can't even spell your first name correctly.......

Aw, what the fuck? Is Ambrosia SJTLQ giving us housewife fashion tips? Goddammit.

Nice. Clearly she has no stylist (or class) because in the 3rd picture, on her left arm, no one bothered to clip the plastic price tag doohickeys from her shirt. What an idiot.

Looks like some underground granny fashion.

What the hell is she thinking?

PR Pete : Sienna - babe - That 'Shitsburg'stuff is too '006. Time for a new news tact.
SM : Oh ? I thought I really headlined with it.
PR Pete : No babe - This time we're gonna say you had sex with your gay co-star and then you run around not wearing any pants.
SM : Sounds great !

Cher is probably going through her closet right now and saying, "WTF??!!...Where are my gardening clothes??!!"

I would do wonderful, magical things to her.

His name isn't George Hickenlooper; that's a typo. It's George Inthepooper.

they should post this picture next to the word "celebutard" in the dictionary. Just because camisoles became a substitute for shirts does not mean pantyhose can become a substitute for pants. This is not fashion haute couture. This is studpid. Would be a very cute girl if she could hide her stupidity.

The real pictures in the New York Daily News look even worse. She's like some bad nightmare from Staten Island.

She did a good job in that movie "Layer Cake." Her role was as a piece of ass and she was dressed or undressed for the part.

Which seems to be her strong suit. But perhaps no longer.
Maybe she should stick to insulting Pittsburgh and such.

aww, poor sienna... she thought she was going to jazzercise but her limo showed up at the after party instead! good thing her grandmother insisted that she bring along her new sweater in case it got cold.. she would have never lived it down if she walked into that party with a full leotard on!

ps, #47 - you're right.. thats pretty bad.

i'd hump her leg

Is Ambrosia not more annoying than all the chicks on the superficial to begin with? Maybe the fish can do a story on her blog if you click her name on #39. Its, HILARIOUS. (If you can get thru it...)

I swear, shes like the East Coast Sarah Jean. Who by the way, still cracks me up.
Check out her "Outfit of the Day" hahaha

http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/?cat=14

you can tell it's real - at the end hayden gave sienna a hot hickenlooper. that's also how you can tell he's gay.

No wonder Jude cheated.

Not being condescending... but who the hell is she?

OMG I AM TOTALLY SEEING THAT MOVIE KNOWING THE SEX IS REAL!

Honestly, Hollywood. You can do better than THAT for publicity on a movie that won't do well otherwise, can't you?

#55 LMAO "thought she was going to jazzercize" - Sienna should make you her publicist. That's the most plausible excuse she could hope for.

She needs the clothing to help air out the fungal infection she got from Jude Law's uncontrollable fellations.

She's channeling Edie Sedgwick, whose black tights were a signature of hers. Here's a link with some photos in Edie in her tights (scroll down halfway)
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.billyname.com/portfolio/images/BN0099.jpg&imgrefurl=http://pearlsandpants.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html&h=500&w=337&sz=35&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=ei8IKxjm1gG_4M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dedie%2Bsedgwick%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN

Sienna Miller having sex. Thank you. I'll probably never sleep again...

what is WRONG with this bitch? ugh.

that is sooooooo ridiculous. i'm an actress and let me tell you they are not having real sex on a set with like 30 camera guys, makeup people, technicians standing around. that is absolutely impossible. would never happen.

Rumor has it that Paris Hilton wasn't really having sex in 'One Night In Paris.' Says her publicist, "She's just a really good actress."

Let me rephrase that. Says her publicist, "She's just a really bad actress."

@66
Except for a little thing called porn.

Crack Head!

Good Lord - Ambrosia's myspace is pure drivel....

Sorry to burst your bubble Hun, but gorgeous?? Who the hell told you that?

You have a huge forehead and your eyes are too far apart. At best, you're average.

Reality check; pronto!!

I don't know this woman.I put my hand in front of my eyes so i can't look.Oops,one of my fingers moved.I see this woman got caught by paparazzi while being in the backseat of her car.Look,she's still pulling up her panties but obviously forgot the dress.

Jude Law just sent a big "thank you" bouquet to the nanny.

1. Me too.

Doesn't matter how skinny they are - in tights, most women's thighs look like funny coloured snausages.
She seems awfully proud of herself, though, which really isn't necessary.

Isn't Hayden gay? My roommate has a buddy in California who says he fooled around with him.

It's couture bitches.

I remember I put on my socks,
I remember I put on my shoes.
I remember I put on my tie
That was painted
In beautiful purples and blues.
I remember I put on my coat,
To look perfectly grand at the dance,
Yet I feel there is something
I may have forgot--
What is it? What is it? ...

Please note that in the second picture on her left arm it looks like the white plastic part of a tag is still left on her shirt. where the hell was the stylist she pays buckoo bucks for at when all of this was happening?!

#81 Wherever that stylist is, $20 says she's wearing Sienna's skirt.

#80 & 81 I scrolled all the way down to say the same thing. TAGS!!!! (they look like they are in her bag in the 3rd pic) Pathetic.

Publicity stunt. Or it is until the FCC or some other tight ass so called authority shows up with the anal probes to see if anyone was thinking naughty thoughts on camera.
Then they'll be singing the denial tune. "Oh we would NEVER insult the amerkin famblee with such ugly evil stuff. icky poo eww!" [sounds of ass kissing]

so according to #64, anyone who wears black tights is channeling Edie Sedgwick. right. i was totally doing that back when I was 5.

How is wearing something so common channeling someone? OMG I wear tube socks so i'm totally channeling Larry Bird circa 1984.... or i'm trying to keep my feet warm.

Ambrosia, I think we're all dumber for reading your posts. Please please go focus on your grammar & spelling and less on fashion, which you also know nothing about. That shirt isn't even frilly, it's furry.

Outfit?!? Hell no, this is granny panties with seams.

LMFAO@#46, good spotting, neatgirl! That's fuckin funny!

I watched Factory Girl online & it was surprisingly good. I really thought it was going to suck. The sex scene was fab, I'm fucking jealous. I always thought Hayden was bi, he's too pretty to stick with only one sex. LOL Oh and #20--I'd love to know who his alledged BF of 4 years is. Except if the names Trevor Blumas and/or Michael Pardo come up. Everyone knows Pardo was a stalking psychopathic child molestor. Now he's just a dead, stalking psychopathic child molestor.

Oh yeah forgot to add, Hayden had a codpiece on in the movie, you can catch a glimpse of it. They weren't really fucking. They evidently did later though:P

284....sorry but if you are wearing long athletic socks you ARE channeling Larry Bird circa 1984.

I'm gonna blow your mind now, Look in the mirror NOW!
you are wearing a Celtics tank top and shorts.

spooooooky...

40 He WAS so whiney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder where her tiara and special-power-bracelets are. And her cape. Cuz she looks kinda like Wonderwoman.

thanks 89, but it was a hypothetical situation to point out how retarded #64s comment was.

I giveth you the fuck scene:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/sh4hz8

(It's in Quicktime format I believe.)

YW, #42

i'd like to comment on this bitch but i dont know her or care

God what a pouf.

To #84: Edie's signature was that she wore her black tights without anything over them, as Sienna is doing in the photo, and as i doubt you did when you were 5. Had you looked at the photos, you might have realized that.

#75 - gay <> fraud.

RPTLTCFLT!

#93 - I'm pretty sure that I said "porn", not love scene. Porn requires seeing the rod going into & out of one or more orifices (orifii?) followed by a money shot to the chest, chin, or tongue.
Although I will admit that she arches her back VERY WELL. No dead lay there!

Is she Electra Woman or Dynagirl?

She´s very beautiful :)
I´d trade my looks for hers anyday...

I still wonder what you look like, all you people who keep complaining on every celeb...You must be unbelievable gorgeous to make comments like these about other people...

@24... Thanks ponk. Much appreciated.

Saw the scene, 'real' my ass. I say he's the better actor here... since he's supposed to be gay and all. She's just doing what she does.

@100... I didn't read every comment, but I don't think the folks are making fun of her looks. They are making fun of her going out in public dressed like an idiot.

edie used to wear just leotards and a jacket out at night & that's what she's doing, duh. http://www.btinternet.com/~sev/REGROUP/oct99Images/edie.jpg

wow, not bad