Jan 26 2007Sharon Stone "forgets" her bra
Sharon Stone was spotted leaving The Ivy without her bra on, which is the equivalent of wearing a big sign around her neck that says "Look at me! I want attention!" I mean yeah, people will look at you, but they'll also look at a naked clown walking into Chuck E. Cheese's. That doesn't mean he's a star.
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1. sitara - January 26, 2007 12:00 PM
Pretty perky for a 48 year old.. moreso than Jessica Simpson at 20whatever.
2. zygote99 - January 26, 2007 12:04 PM
Her bra is probably with her panties...
(C'mon, remember no underwear in Basic Instinct?!)
3. jrzmommy - January 26, 2007 12:04 PM
old lady boobies.
4. DrBob2607 - January 26, 2007 12:08 PM
Those puppies just are screaming for a Cincinnati Bowtie...
5. tinbird_01 - January 26, 2007 12:09 PM
Icky icky poo. Is there anything that woman won't keep out of the media? I don't understand what's wrong with ppl! It takes a few seconds to throw on undies/bras...
6. jazzdrummer420 - January 26, 2007 12:10 PM
will she just go away already!!!!!1
She gets nominated for a razzie and must've thought what the hell, I got'em let's flaunt'em
7. Charm - January 26, 2007 12:10 PM
Sharon, you famous for your beaver not your boobs, stick to what you know.
8. misanthrope - January 26, 2007 12:10 PM
Well, they are better than Pam's. So, that's not saying anything.
9. RichPort - January 26, 2007 12:13 PM
So it took her nearly 50 years to start puberty?
10. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:14 PM
I think she looks great for a woman her age. Her boobs are a bit to round for my taste, but anyhow, who doesnŽt look good with a good plastic surgeon and a couple of bucks?
11. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:15 PM
So looks great for a woman her age! Her boobs are a bit roundish...but good anyway. iŽd do her!
12. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:16 PM
So looks great for a woman her age! Her boobs are a bit roundish...but good anyway. iŽd do her!
13. bogika - January 26, 2007 12:16 PM
At least she can aford it! Have you seen Barbara Streisand's monsters? She has better bubbies han many girls with 16!
14. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:16 PM
So looks great for a woman her age! Her boobs are a bit roundish...but good anyway. iŽd do her!
15. bootface - January 26, 2007 12:17 PM
I'd hit it
16. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:17 PM
sorry I posted that many times...connection Žs been going down
17. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:19 PM
With that face...I donŽt think IŽd like to she Babra naked!
18. bogika - January 26, 2007 12:19 PM
At least she can aford it! Have you seen Barb Scarecrows huge sucking monsters? Sharon has better bubbies than many girls with 16!
19. mike hawk - January 26, 2007 12:24 PM
I tasted round boobs once. in fact i grew up in miss stones' blouse. smugglin' balloons. miss stone gives me a warm heart. on.
20. Binky - January 26, 2007 12:24 PM
Looks like they've never seen the sun...Marilyn Manson - type breasts... I guess she never needs to turn on the lights in the bedroom...The whiteness is blinding !! AAGGGHHHHH !
21. rmeno - January 26, 2007 12:29 PM
lol..who cares if she's not wearing a bra..my god bra's are NOT comfortable..when I get home that's the first thing that comes off! I don't blame her..if I could get away with NOT wearing one I would.
PS. They look great from someone her age.
22. agtdonut - January 26, 2007 12:29 PM
She's so pathetic! Why doesn't she bring her sleeping bag with her and just move into The Ivy?!?! Bitch is there everyday it seems to get her old drooping turkey neck photographed, the food can't be that good. She just looks like some old crusty twat grasping on to whatever threads of attention she still gets. Too bad for her she can only get attention for her body, not her body of work. Poor Sharon, you can buy new tits but not a new neck. Gobble Gobble!
23. danielle - January 26, 2007 12:33 PM
They remind of Regina George's mother.
24. out_to_fish - January 26, 2007 12:35 PM
I would tap that. round and perky ! o !
25. missdavis - January 26, 2007 12:38 PM
Has anyone noticed her roots in some of the pics? Mutton.
26. tits_on_snack - January 26, 2007 12:38 PM
i think she wants to be thought of as a sulty sex symbol who's pushing the envelope etc etc etc etc
27. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:41 PM
So used to be so cute, what a pitty he face looks like that. Anyways, I still prefer natural boobs, good perky ones...16 to 20s ;)
28. GGIRL - January 26, 2007 12:42 PM
i think she doesnŽt wear underwaer so that she can afford going to the hairdresserŽs
29. Jenster - January 26, 2007 12:48 PM
It's a pity, she has a cute outfit on and for once she has a normal hairstyle.
She almost got it right.
30. MrSemprini - January 26, 2007 12:52 PM
Izzat Oliver's sister or sumpn? Like, who?
31. Jason The Barbarian - January 26, 2007 12:54 PM
Add a paper bag and punch my ticket to Slap City!
32. BigJim - January 26, 2007 12:59 PM
I've figured why Viagra is so popular. It's not because old men have a physiological problem with achieving erection; it is because old women are just so very ugly.
33. CarnieWilson - January 26, 2007 1:00 PM
I don't think she forgot
34. Pointandlaugh - January 26, 2007 1:01 PM
she looks GREAT. I'd do her.
35. JungleRed - January 26, 2007 1:11 PM
She had a stroke, remember? You'd forget things too...
36. ch474 - January 26, 2007 1:13 PM
Isn't this the same no talent tart that recently issued a statement that she's leaving behind her quote/unquote "sexy" image to develop her equally quote/unquote acting "skills". Lube yourself up you shrivelled old prune, and pay cash in advace, because that's the only way you can get some moderately well hung bisexual pretty boy to insert his heavy duty Saran wrapped poker up your well worn highway. Better yet, save whatever "millions" you've "earned" and just buy fresh batteries for your new best friend. Must be an exciting conversation ... click - Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
As for looking at older women out braless, I'm all for it. So long that is, if they have enough to actually look at.
37. serial snarkalec - January 26, 2007 1:26 PM
The old cunt does the skank-wrapped-in-classy like nobody's bidness. Everybody's good at something!
38. mbarkr - January 26, 2007 1:30 PM
You know what? For her age (almost freaking 50) - that chick is Red Pepper, Fire-Ass, hot.
39. wedgeone - January 26, 2007 1:37 PM
Lest you all forget how INSANE she is - didn't an entire film crew piss in her bathtub water before a scene in one of her movies, because of the way she treated everyone?
There has to be enough brain to go with the body, so that she knows not to act like a total bitch or a piece of gravel (ergo, Jess Simpson). Otherwise, it's more pain than pleasure.
40. fame is funny - January 26, 2007 2:14 PM
Grandmas Gone Wild!
41. Morticia - January 26, 2007 2:17 PM
She had a boob job recently. She's still in the "Everyone look at my new fake boobs" stage.
42. bigsteamyone - January 26, 2007 2:43 PM
Oh man ! , this broad really is looking old.
Look how tight her face is pulled back.Frightening I must say . She wears those big sunglasses to hide her hideous face.
43. acatnamedfrank - January 26, 2007 3:08 PM
Who really cares if she's a bitch in real life; we don't have to live with her.
I think she looks pretty good for a woman her age.
44. acatnamedfrank - January 26, 2007 3:12 PM
BUT, in the 3rd pic, if you look closely, it looks like she's sporting some dandruff. That is NOT attractive.
"Don't wear black without the Blue... Selsun Blue"
45. MrSemprini - January 26, 2007 3:14 PM
How sure are we that those are real and not some latex prop she got from a movie set? Ever thought of that, HUH? EVER THOUGHT OF THAT??
46. Anonymous - January 26, 2007 3:20 PM
The fact that her boobs are "too round" suggest that she had implants, albiet small, subtle ones.
Obviously, she wants people to notice her and she's trying hard to flaunt her "goods." Look how far back her shoulders are in every photo--unnaturally so. Her shoulders are that far back so she can thrust out her man-made chest.
47. BarbadoSlim - January 26, 2007 3:27 PM
And to think that people are trying to eat in the vicinity, this leathery thing has been ridden hard and put away wet one too many times for my taste.
cover that shit up grandma you're embarrassing yourself.
48. magickal - January 26, 2007 3:51 PM
Oh put a fucking bra on already. Nothing screams desperation like a washed up old hag trying to flash her "special parts". I mean, it's gross enough when Paris, Britney, Hohan etc, do it, but, at least they're in their young twenties. She's an old bitch. "aint nobody wanna see dat shit".
49. freakspeely - January 26, 2007 4:17 PM
God, she's trying SO hard to stay relevant. Sharon, it's not 1991 anymore, darling.
50. tiredofeverything - January 26, 2007 4:19 PM
What is wrong with you people. Sharon is a goddess. I'm 45 and I look like shit. I would trade with her in a second. She would kill herself if she were me. In fact I was considering it a few days ago. Sharon is beautiful. If I looked like her I'd be naked all the time. Give her a break. I just can't say enough about her. She gives us gals hope.
51. knowhere - January 26, 2007 4:22 PM
for an ancient being unearthed by a curse, she looks good. i'd git in there, and all that
52. BarbadoSlim - January 26, 2007 4:27 PM
#50 ...I agree, kill yourself immediately.
53. eXtasyStef - January 26, 2007 4:39 PM
#50, if all 'us gals' had millions, we'd also look that good. It's called plastic surgery and time to work out three hours a day, and money to buy expensive macrobiotic shit that magically burns off calories, or perhaps the ability to survive on Stacker 2 and sperm. Do you not watch Extreme Makeover? Enough work and ANYONE can look good.
That said, her boobs aren't bad. Fairly symmetrical. If I got a decent boob job, I'd probably let the girls loose once in a while. But that's what nude beaches are for.
54. StoneRose - January 26, 2007 4:54 PM
@44 - no, if you look closely, I'm pretty sure it means you need to dust your monitor screen.
55. Knickers O'Muffin - January 26, 2007 5:33 PM
She'll use the Geena Davis defense: "What? You can see through this top? Get out! Really? It looked fine when I put it on this morning."
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
56. BarbadoSlim - January 26, 2007 5:37 PM
I don't know.
Are boobs supposed to double as kneepads?
57. Googolygoo - January 26, 2007 7:27 PM
She looks great. I wouldn't mind getting "Stoned"!
This youth-and-disproportionately-large-tittied obsession of recent years is overrated. Give me an experienced, toned older gal any day.
At least she doesn't look like a 14 year old boy like Jessica Alba.
58. pixel killya - January 26, 2007 7:52 PM
Always funny when a woman gets fake tits and face work done and some clown comes along and says they look great for their age. They cheat, you fall for it - every time.
59. cayana - January 26, 2007 8:58 PM
I don't care how "round" they are, those are still old lady boobs. The fact that they're plastic just makes them scarier.
60. UNCLE NED - January 26, 2007 9:21 PM
Why should anyone care about Sharon Stone? Cause she showed her beaver once in a film 20 years ago? She's not worth any of the comments I've read. Let's save our ammo for more worthy targets, not this has-been.
61. acatnamedfrank - January 26, 2007 10:30 PM
Well I'll be damned stonerose, you were right! lol
62. javafinch - January 27, 2007 12:12 AM
Well, I'm looking at those pictures and not 100% convinced she doesn't have a bra on. They do make totally transparent bras, you know. I have one from Victoria's Secret.
And yes, #58, so true. She doesn't look good FOR her age, she looks good DESPITE her age after spending a lot of money to do so. I mean, more power to her - not saying it's wrong - but it's still not *natural*. Women who decide to just be natural are accused of 'letting themselves go' - it's F'd up.
63. Listenupmotherfuckers - January 27, 2007 2:48 AM
#1 right on.
#8 right on.
#22 She's at the Ivy so much because if her people call the papo and tip then to her lunch spot no one will show, but the Ivy is always crawling with papo. Got her posted on superfish, no?
#48 "Special parts" are gross? What, are you 8 y.o. boy? and Britney? Britney? I would love to see bikini shots(nude better) of the side by side. No question who's hotter...
#50 You're right, Sharon is a goddess. Now please go reconsider.
#57 You said it best, right on. Except JA defiantly looks like a 14 y.o. GIRL..(mmmmm LUMF loves some 14yo poon)
#62 I'm not 100% convinced you have a transparent bra, please send pictures post haste.
64. Lowlands - January 27, 2007 5:48 AM
I,ve to admit this 58-year old woman is blessed with one of my favorite bodyshape.At least it's one of them.On the first pic from the left she looks a bit euphoric in a sexy mooth.I think she also enjoyed enough booze to be in that mooth.Looklike she was flirting with the waiters and she got boozed up.She helped herself to the toiletrooms and took of her bra...After she checked those bulges in those pants she took off.
65. Lowlands - January 27, 2007 6:18 AM
I wonder what tip she left.
66. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - January 27, 2007 7:43 AM
i would tax that ass
67. Peter Coffin - January 27, 2007 9:51 AM
What the hell is America's problem with not having a bra?
68. Lowlands - January 27, 2007 9:56 AM
(64)Probably didn't had my espresso yet but i mean ofcourse "mood".
69. RichPort - January 27, 2007 11:34 AM
66. I would wax that ass, with my tongue, ... but I'd prefer to munch on a spunky slab of man meant.
70. circe0723 - January 27, 2007 11:54 AM
what's wrong with you people? there is no law yet that women have to wear bras at all times...look away if you cannot stand it to face those nice perky nipples
71. Sheva - January 27, 2007 2:34 PM
New fake titties, don't know. Saw her on Leno a while back, maybe a year ago. Then you could see plenty of her fake boobs and it was how to politely put it... sad.
It was like watching a faded, desperate actress hoping you would like her, so she did you the favor or undoing her shirt so you could see more than 50% of her new chest.
Didn't seem to help her much. The release of her sequel Basic dog-shit did nothing but prove that having a husband and family is a lot more important in the long run than a wannabe film star career.
Besides, my buddy an actor/director in LA always told me, no actresses; they're nuts. My neighbor was an actress and yes she was nuts.
Now Sharon walks around with her new boob set and wails how all the men are marrying their assistants. Low-maintenace baby, when it come to hot and low maintenace, hot and low maintenance wins every time over hot and high maintenance.
So Sharon, as smart as you are, how come it took you so long (until too late) to figure it out? Who's you ex-husband with now? No one like you at all, now why is that?
Signed,
the grip who pissed in your tub
72. ScottInFlorida - January 27, 2007 7:35 PM
Number 4 - Fuckin' hilarious and I just got it, I can't believe nobody else did.
I had to look it up at Urban Dictionary.
5 stars out of 5
73. Shelley Bonnechance - January 27, 2007 7:52 PM
Sharon looks pretty good for being about 120 years old, but for heaven's sake, get some dignity, already.
Yes, Sharon, you have boobs. Many of us do. But if you want to be sexy, wear an Agent Provocateur bra under that sheer sweater. Don't shame yourself by looking like a tramp. It's bad enough for a twenty-something Britney, but on a woman of a certain age, as the French so delicately put it, it is just embarrassing and kind of sad.
74. Mr.Eps - January 28, 2007 12:46 AM
What is she like a 100 by now?
i dont think anybody really cares about her tits
75. JoBOO - January 28, 2007 7:14 AM
What is wrong with round titties anyway?
She may be irrelevant, but she still looks HAWT
76. BarbadoSlim - January 28, 2007 10:24 AM
Her best role was in Total Recall, she played a real bitch....wait.
77. gossipmonger - January 28, 2007 12:12 PM
Regarding the comments of "Big Jim",
Like old men's penises, scrotums and
balls are such a beautiful thing to behold!
They're ugly enough when you're young.
Your ego is as inflated as that blow-up
party doll that lives in your basement.
78. ToiletDuck - January 28, 2007 12:51 PM
Forgot her bra huh? Like she "forgot" her panties in Basic Instinct - I would rather see her shaved snatch again, instead of her sagging milk teats, however I wonder if the moviegoing public would pay good $$ to see her saggy old beaver again...you're old news Sharon, give it up and start doing commercials for hormone replacement therapy like Lauren Hutton...
79. ToiletDuck - January 28, 2007 12:56 PM
Boy, upon closer examination of those photos...
This broad really looks like shit...
80. mle - January 28, 2007 1:27 PM
she's got nice boobies for being 84.
81. ToiletDuck - January 28, 2007 1:36 PM
#80...
LOL, funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
82. ToiletDuck - January 28, 2007 1:42 PM
It is so pathetic to watch this coked-out has-been trying to "slink" out of her car, trying desperately to look like a hot young femme-fatale, Marylyn Monroe-esque, little Hollywood starlet...
C'mon Sharon, get real, it was ALWAYS about your pussy, so just deal with it - if you really want to revive your career, do Basic Instinct IV, and you can play a psychotic murderess who is a grandmother, who scares men to death by showing them her snatch - maybe you could get Michael Douglas to play Gramps and you could do a Viagra-fueled sex scene...
83. BarbadoSlim - January 28, 2007 2:37 PM
Basic Instinct IV: Back to Basics
Watch as a mature Katherine Trammel, played by Sharon Stone, copes with the every day situations of an elderly person. Hilarity ensues as she files for Social Security and when she tries to have a fling with a handsome HoveAround repairman.
84. LEATHERFACE45 - January 28, 2007 4:23 PM
she needs to take a massive dump
in a drycleaning bag and then put it over her head, and then put a rubberband around her neck.....now that's some hot shit!!!!
85. Slices - January 28, 2007 8:38 PM
Isn't that Andy Garcia and Benjamin Bratt in the fourth photo?
86. Punkgal - January 28, 2007 10:39 PM
Someone looking for Attention maybe??????
Does she forget that she is old enough to be our grandma?? eww grandma boobs
87. hamjachok - January 29, 2007 8:12 AM
REALLY perfect body and she is beautiful. REALLY really. and everyone s just jealous
88. Depraved22 - January 29, 2007 3:49 PM
I'd like to see some of these people at her age with a body like that. Jealous!
89. licklick - January 29, 2007 11:35 PM
Hard to tell where her tits end and her belly begins.
Booby fuck time!
90. crazyotto - February 1, 2007 8:41 AM
still one of the hottest bitches on the planet
91. nickyboy - February 6, 2007 12:26 AM
I am not sure that wearing a bra indicates don't look at me, especially with all of the push up and push out features these days. I for one salute those women who go braless. Here's to Sharon,
92. HollywoodSnark - March 26, 2007 6:53 AM
yeah, she's way past gone...
93. Master Blaster - February 2, 2008 7:59 AM
Actually she is a star moron.