Jan 10 2007Scarlett Johansson breaks up Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz

First?

Scarlett is a goddess... she deserves so much better.

Great boobs, but she's a chubster

It's still hard to believe shes only 20. At least it looks like she's getting sluttier.

If that's Scarlett's idea of 'formal dress' - I'm in !

Women fight over this guy WHY, now?

Hmm... I imagine Josh Hartnet would be digging the idea od Timberlake plowing his chick.... Bummer.....

Whats with Justins giant facial feature fetish?

...both these chicks are ugly.

Raise your hand if you believe Scarlett deserves better.
*raises hand*
Raise your hand if you believe Scarlett deserves me.
*raises hand*

Scarlett johansson is sooooo gorgeousss!!!!

So much better than that nobody cameron diaz ughh.

But I mean I think scarlett could do better.

Scarlett johansson is sooooo gorgeousss!!!!

So much better than that nobody cameron diaz ughh.

But I mean I think scarlett could do better.

Yep,i remember her when she was working in the Red Light district as a stripper.right at the window.

I find it hard to walk when I think of Scarlett Johansson. Damn tripod.

She just screams SEX......holy shit. Damn HOT beyond belief!!!!!

comparing cameron diaz to scarlett johannsen is like comparing a hyundai to a rolls royce. sure, cameron might -- MIGHT -- be more reliable, but at the end of the day, no one wants to fuck a beat up old hyundai.

Damn, that outfit and those lips are ready for action.
Doubt she got out of that without the dude's help.

You just know Justin is going to hit that. Boy, she sure looks a lot better since her peeps got her on a training program from when she did Lost in Translation. Girl was lookin downright frumpy.

Awww, shit. I just bought these jeans, and NOW look at 'em...

wow. UPGRADE. that's all i got.

on a side note, regarding the link to US weekly...what happened to that magazine? It looks like the enquirer. the layout and design of the front page shown there is god-awful. sad thing is, that art director most likely pulls 100k a year.

And in related news, Aphrodite has the hots for ugly gnomes.

Holy Lipbalm Batman!

Wot a no brainer: trading in the bony Joker with bad skin for a much hotter younger model who has more curves where it counts and blows the Joker out of the water.

considering scarlett's slid down more poles than the entire FDNY, this is an upgrade that could have the potential to be a downgrade (as in when he ends up having to go to the clinic)

For the record, Scarlett is 22 -- she was born in November of 1984.

They are already legal at age at 18...In this cheesy country.

Cameron Diaz is a hot mess. I find it inconceivable that she was once a model.

Justin Timberlake is also not a guy whom anyone should fight over. He is on the edge of wuss cliff. Although "Dick in a Box" WAS funny.

Scarlett Johansson is not found particularly boner-inducing by Mr. Frenchtoaststix. Remember a photo where she had a nose piercing that looked like a bull ring?

Josh Hartnett looked disturbingly like Alfalfa in The Black Dahlia. However, I must admit that I would happily bang him.

Scarlett's photo shoot with Dita von Teese made me a lesbian. Total upgrade for Justin, Cameron Diaz looks like a dude in real life.

Cameron Diaz is lovely AND has a personality. Scarlett is lovely but is phobic about people eating around her. Oddball. Justin is fugly fugly fugly - I can't figure out how he got so lucky.

can you blame him? i dont

www.carpemundus.com - waiting for my turn

I'm not sure, but I think I got a lap dance from her at the Show 'N Tell gentleman's juice bar in Phila. last Saturday.

She was REAL good, and the rack is real. It's a shame though about her distintive, Sphinctive ass rot stench.

I know, there's no such word as sphinctive, but at least it rhymes.

Yuck. I can't stand Scarlett. But I can't stand Justin either. So I guess they are a good match.

I do NOT see why girls are so attracted to this guy! He looks like a fucking 12 year old, but with a tad more facial hair.
On the other hand, I'm a little disappointed JT would go for Scarlett. She's attractive, I'll give her that, but waaaay overrated and full of herself. At least Cameron was down to earth, even if she is horribly wrinkled for a 30-something year old.

Well obviously no one here likes Justin so i guess i'll just have to have him.
I don't blame him for leaving her for Scarlett she's a fucken hottie.
I've just never liked Cameron - she comes across really false like she'd be real nice in public but a total bitch behind closed doors.

Eww. Didn't she have sex with Benicio Del Toro? Well, he had sex with Cameron Diaz AND Britney... so I guess they're even.

Wow she is only 20? Seriously?
I didn't like them together anyways... Cameron is too old D:

Cameron Diaz is adorable! Didn't you see The Holiday? She was great and gorgeous in that movie! I'm glad she got rid of Justin. She was way too good for him. Maybe now she and Jude Law can really get married!

As for Scarlett. Well, I don't like to say mean things about other people. But she is a slut.

PS: I'm a big Nipsy fan. Hilarious stuff!

Wow she is only 20? Seriously?
I didn't like them together anyways... Cameron is too old D:

BAD SCARLETT!!!

that refrigerator sized box must have impressed scarlett.

Frankly, I don't give a damn about Scarlett.

GET IT!? EH? No? Ah, whatever...

No way is Scarlett a slut. She's sexy, not skanky. She doesn't actually whore it around like Hohan or Hilton. That's a very hot picture. Scarlett is definitely my girl crush, except now I'm extremely disappointed. Justin Timberlake is washed up, over-rated and unattractive.

Cameron is such an old bag, it's about time Justin lost interest and found himself a hot babe.

Scarlett's the same kind of demanding diva bitch that Cameron is; I have doubts about this whole rumor anywho..
http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/justin_timberlake_and_scarlett_johansson_doubtful.html

besides which...
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/01/03/who-is-the-bigger-diva-justin-timberlake-or-scarlett-johansson/

EW .. She's a chainsmoker.. Kissing her is like licking a stale dirty ashtray.. Why not just eat fireplace ash?

And in other news:
-I was a little dissappointed W. didn't bring back the draft tonight - it might clean out a few trolls from this site.
- Good to see Larry King still has his pulse on the current events. He kept referring to what "President Kennedy" was saying about the situation. I'm not sure why none of his 'crack' staff didn't point out he passed away in '63. I'm also not sure why he's still working. (With such an astute 5th Estate - even IMBEDDED! - Gr8 photo ops! - one wonders why more countries weren't ready to join the invasion party )
- It was good to hear W say finally 'American' troops - it used to always be 'Coalition' troops. (Kinda like calling a turd a rose - eventually some people might notice)
- McCain says "Great Idea - Send 'em in" - I guess the VietCong didn't torture that guy long enough. Still nothing sinks in.
- Join the Army - 'The Army of One' (because you won't be getting any backup)
- And Osama watching from Afganistan on the new plasma, made in China, says "20 thousand more troops to Iraq ?!?? ....
High Five !!!"
(Off topic ? Sorry. Oh, ok - I think they're both cute and JT should go into acting or comedy and you shouldn't be reading drivel this long)

(Sorry - a bit of time on my hands lately - and like - All those 'poly sci' courses etc.)
The good doctor says everyone needs a release.

he should go back to britney.
i mean REALLY, they are made for each other!

they've both been in mickey mouse club!
and they wore that cute jeans couple outfit then.
remember?

plus brit has that always-a-little-haven't-slept-for-a-week-or-so-face. just like cameron!
and the same slightly disastrous skin.
that fits.

Man, I was so boink her brains out.

Oh blaw dee - Oh blaw daw...

wow, the poor thing is really working to pinch one off! maybe not enough fiber in her diet?

I meant to say "I would so boink her brains out."

I stand by this.

I'd give up five weeks' wages for this honour. Yes, I'm Canadian.

For the record, Scarlett looks like a total whore in this photo and I think it's wonderful.

i'd bang justin AND scarlett. cameron could watch and cry.

Hmph. I thought the celebrity burlesque shenanigans had finally come to an end in 2004?

And in 'other other' news:

It's great to see Congress has voted to increase the minimum wage for the first time IN TEN YEARS !!!

"The measure, which now goes to the Senate, would raise the federal wage floor by $2.10 from its current $5.15 an hour ! (I heard Trump goes to $5.16 - for the Apprentice winner) in three steps over 26 months."
(As a loyal neighbor - I wish I was making this up)

"Too many of these Drones were shooting at us," said one Senator. " So we've decided to give them a bit more cash to buy a few slices of Wonder Bread or a drop or two of Evian."

Republicans and owners oppose the plan saying the obscene wage increase will curb employment opportunities.

Public at LARGE : Get more superficial Binky. Try and deal with the PARAMETERS!
Binky: I like the way you spell 'Large'.

Finally he dumped joker face Carmon...jeez we all knew once she got old and played out she would be trashed. And ya she had a good run riding on the coat tails of JT.

And ya big deal Scarlet has big tits...DUH big tits=power.

1. "Minimum wage" should be called "living wage" cuz no one's can live with 'minimum wage' (except the cocksucker millionaire that owns the company and pays the people shit so he can make his big profit)

2. Bush is a stupid bottom; Cheney and Rumsfeld are truly EVIL. However, I'm proud to say that I made and sold a big Bushhead pinata on EBAY and there was more bidding than for Marilyn's JFK-DNA-smeared panties. YAY- America still has a modicum of taste!

3. Scarlett's a chain-smoking whore; she's no better than the original bitchy wrinkled whore, even if she's younger. They're still both just splooge dumpsters.

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH

Raise your hand if you believe Scarlett deserves better.
*raises hand*
Raise your hand if you believe Scarlett deserves me.
*raises hand*

I totally agree. I'm a straight chick but I don't think Justin is bringing sexy back at all

Good to see you back HollyJ - it's a jungle out there.

I can see why JT attracts the babes. Although he has the former Mouseketeer and boy band thing working against him, I do see why he's still an A-lister.

Scarlett is not all that. And don't get me started on the Joker.

PLEASE STOP SUGGESTING THAT JUSTIN GO BACK TO THAT WHITE TRASH BRITNEY. AND AS FOR THIS GIRL, SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE AND CAMERON, WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO OLD FOR HIM LET HIM BE SINGLE FOR A WHILE AND THEN FIND A NICE GIRL. HES CUTE

this entire entry sucks without more pics from that set !

I've always thought ol' Cam looked like a Pez dispenser.

yuck

ewwww

I personally think there's no color between Cameron and Scarlett. Scarlett is really sexy while Cameron looks older with this black hair and her skin is gross-looks like she had to endure a really bad acne case back in the-eighties? What I don't understand is why would any girl fight over Justin Timberlake-he should go back to Britney Spears. No, wait,I should't be that cruel

josh hartnett > scarlett johansson > justin timberlake > cameron diaz

does anyone think scarlett johansson and charlize theron look the same? i honestly can't tell the difference sometimes.

i think this girl may be getting a little big for her britches...she's going to be the next lindsay lohan.

What is it with today's breed of young female celebrities and stealing someone else's man? Can't they find their own? Or is it a one-upmanship on the other woman? I just don't get it.

Paris Hilton stole Stavros Nobody from MK Olsen
Lindsay Ho-bag stole Stavros from Paris
Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie Stole Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern
Angelina Jolie broke up the engagement of her ex husband Jonny Lee Miller and his girlfriend Lisa Faulkner when she had an affair with him after BBT left her
Angelina Jolie temporarily broke up Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez when she had an affair with him while they worked on a film together
Julia Roberts broke up the marriage of her current husband Danny Moder and his then-wife Vera
Shitney Spears broke up KF and Shar Jackson to be with him herself
Clare Danes broke up Mary Louise Parker and Billy Crudup
And I'm sure I've missed a few thousand.......
I'm not excusing the men in each picture but everyone knows men think with their dicks and are going to take whatever's offered to them - so why do these women offer it?

The diseases and desparation among this particular group of females doesn't bear thinking about.....

That's what you get for naggin'

She should have kept her mouth closed

@67

Scarlett has been quoted more than once in the press, talking about how she doesn't believe that being exclusive to one person is "natural".

I'm not saying that the dubious JT believes in monogamy either; what I'm saying is, he'll discover what most people discover sooner or later in life:

If someone will cheat *with* you, they'll cheat *on* you.

I'll be surprised if JT + Scarlett lasts a year.

Scarlett makes my sticker peck out.

Now I have another reason to hate Timberlake

#67 "wonderwoman" I'm proud to be the second coming of Archie Bunker but damn your post is sexist hogwash even to me.
.........

No surprise about Scarlett's new hook up. Timberlake's and Diaz's relationship had exceeded its shelf life, anyway. Hollywierd.

Scarlett is HOT! JT, though, FUGLY!! He may not be so bad if he got half an inch or so of that beak trimmed off.

#73 There's a direct, physiological correlation between nose size and penis size (shoe size and thumb forefinger ratio are myths).

people should stop telling her shes hot because her head is getting soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big!!!

#73-74 - It's true. I have a huge nose and I'm well-to-do.

appearing in a Justin Timberlake video should bring her down a notch or two. Who the fuck wants to appear in a Justin Timberlake video with the exception of K-Fed who I'm sure is looking for work

#2 - you are so full of shit. No recent picture I've seen of her shows her as chubby. Provide the unaltered photo to back that claim up. #12 & #70 got it right on the $$$. She's not chubby - she GIVES chubbies!

I love this photo - got the martini going on in the background, sittin' / squattin' on the sparkley (sic?) couch with the hot stripper "I want you to come on my face" look.

I'm screwed - I'll never get any work done now. Hopefully my boss will see this pic & sympathize with me.

Scarlett has lovely blowjob lips. She should just keep giving blowjobs in cars, trailers behind dumpsters etc. and please post the videos of your blowjobs for all to see. Thanks Scarlett

P.S. Keep giving sloppy blowjobs Scarlett and make sure you lick balls!

Two-time Golden Globe nominee to a Justin Timberlake video..................INCOMING!!!!!! HIT THE DECK!

Just think - years from now they'll be talking about this in your 4th grader's history class.

For a gay guy Justin sure does break alot of hearts.

80 - She's already been cast in a series of prestigeous L'Oreal hair dye commercials. The only way from here is up, baby!

This saddens me. He's just so average. Here's hoping SJ will wake up and fire her manager for driving her career track off the road.

Say what you want about Timberlake, if this girl is hot for him, he is definitely enviable.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=5198&rtn=index-topten

I'd fuck Scarlett Johansson on the set of a Justin Timberlake video, if you catch my meaning.

Cameron Diaz ... not so much.

Osh--you never know!

It's sort of a sexy shot, but if you see the video, she's actually in the process of putting the mic behind her and farting. It had a disturbingly low rubble to it, like maybe she's been valderrama'd one too many times. Nice tits.

Scarlett is 22 and she will turn 23 this year, not 20, you should correct that mistake Superfish.
That's the most worish picture or image I've ever seen of Scarlett Johansson, I didn't even realize it was her at first, which makes me think you guys can keep her all for yourselves, because looking as worish as possible, she is nothing special and there's millions of chicks who are waaay hotter (and prettier).
She's cute and she's got a nice rack but that's all the girl's got going for herlsef.
She doesn't make a good whore, she isn't sexy or sultry at all really, she's a little chubby and her ass totally sucks. Sorry but chick's with fatty saggy ugly asses are a total turn-off for me, no matter how big her boobs are, if that ass is not bubbly or at least toned, she does nothing for me.
Sorry but Scarlett is quite the disappointment. She's a girl next door, not a whorish hottie.
She's a lot better than Cameron Diaz, I hope that Justin enjoys her and I completely understand him, but she's nothing special.

And by the way Superfish, it's not fair that you post the worst picture of Britney you can find and that you post horrible pics of Angelina, and then you post the best picture of Scarlett you could find. If you're going to post horrid pictures, you post horrid pictures of everyone. And if you're going to post the most flattering pictures you can find, you have to post the most flattering pictures you can find of everyone.

(52)I consider myself as a democratic and liberal republican.

Musical beds.

#89 it's fish's ball ("I make you fish-ball soup!!! Fish-ball!!!), he makes the rules

#78 wedgeone- Just curious- are you a guy or a doll?

Anyways,has this girl a sextape yet??

I really don't understand why people think scarlett is even alittle attractive. She's thick and pasty and her face is so ugly. Guess different things for different people. Diaz is much better looking in my opinion.

I want to cut the expenses of my Toyata Camry...

89--spoken like a true stalker. You've made John Hinkley proud.

The only tape which i'm taping now is this ducktape.Which i wrap around this pipe,to keep the exhaustgasses niceley flowing in one direction.

breathe deeply.

She lost her head :)

"So anyway, I walk into this room and there's Justin, in there with a guy, both buck naked, and the guy's sitting in a chair holding a bottle of lube, and Justin's in this pose like...like...well...here, let me show you!"

#99 jrz You are fucking hilarious as usual!

Wow, I have that same outfit!

Does Scarlett Johannson like giving rimjobs or does she just give them and give blowjobs in exchange for coke?

Why are straight women attracted to gay men?

damn that's a hot pic.

#93 - guy. Why?

Scarlett should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting blow!

As my ex-bf used to say I would drink her bath water.

Somehow she still manages to look classy while dressed as a total whore.

Scarlett is my newest lesbian crush ;-)

#107- That explains my moderate attraction to you.

Someone earlier asked for evidence of chubby. She's a little chunky in the following links:

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2006RTW/IMTATION/RUNWAY/00010m.jpg

http://www.scarlett-johansson-pictures.com/stills/scarlett-johansson-keira-knightley-nude-vanity-fair-cover-big.jpg

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/johansson-allen2.jpg

But it's true, I don't know how old these pics are and in other ones she looks good. So I can't figure out if she's one of those people that just have a lot of weight fluctuation or if the good pics have just been airbrushed.

Does Justin like smörrebröd?

Or maybe he like dried stock-fish?

Eh, can't stand...ugh...all the...*blargh*...pointless...*blaaaaaargh*...flirting between posters.

Just kidding. Please, continue.

On a more important note, Jack Nicholson has officially challenged Cam to a mouth-off.

Has this girl being in a movie?I think i recognize her.

#116 - LOL. Unless you're really serious about asking that. Then I would refer you to imdb.org.

#107 - I'm touched ... and aroused.
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#113 - OK I admit it. I had to Google "smörrebröd".

I guess that JT likes to fan his gherkin in the paté.

I'll bet the saliva is richly dripping out of his mouth when he sees this.

Looks like she is performing a Gary Carter.

Good move on his part. Way better than Cameron Diaz.

Scarlett Johansson has been hot, ever since she tried to give Billy Bob Thornton road head in "The Man Who Wasn't There." Damn, I'm a film history genius with that reference. Just kidding.

#120 - OK - the urbandictionary.com site has no reference to a Gary Carter, so you must be making shit up!!

Oh yeah, I wouldn't just hit it I would kill it. Cameron Diaz? Eh, that's borderline for me. I'd probably hit it just to be able to bust all over her little fugly face.

I've already hit it.

Wasn't bad.

pssst. wedgeone

Touch this.......

#116 Don't block my fun or I'll use you and abuse you too.

@72 Michael1
You don't explain what you mean by "sexist hogwash" so I have to guess but I suppose you mean I'm blaming the female in each case and letting the men off the hook.
I specifically said I'm NOT excusing each man, just questioning the motives of these women. Eventually when it happens over and over, it becomes too hard to believe they just fell in love and couldn't help themselves. I mean if you come here regularly you HAVE to see that with some women they only target men in relationships and deliberately go after them. And I'm sure sometimes they come up against men with standards who turn them down but as a strong, independant woman who would never go near a man in a relationship, I just want to know what hatred these particular women have of other women that means they need to destroy/try to destroy, what they themselves don't have.

@123....you mean 120!!!!

Gary Carter was a baseball catcher who kept his legs open more than most...you figure out the rest now with this chick and her Gary Carter ;-)

Usually she looks like Flipper, yes -- Dolphin Face

Scarlett Johanson sucks a hell of a dick. Let her just keep giving blowjobs and snorting coke!

Cameron Diaz was NEVER a particularly good looking girl anyway.

This was an easy victory for Scarlett. I'm surprised Timberlake was with Diaz anyway.

I know this is stupid, but scarlett's 22, not 20... though there isn't much of a difference..

good job, #21. just shows how NOT TRUE this is

It is so easy to get tempted by other women and even is you are not all it takes is someone to claim you are and BANG you are in trouble with the girlfriend, wife or whatever (peopel will always make claims) so I am guessing here it is not just a claim that makes them split there is much more to it than that (the split tends to be the breaking point of many other pressures like their worklife).

I think what pretty much everyone on this message board is completely forgetting is that #1. I could look just as good as her in that picture if I had make-up artists, hair artists, and had every inch of my skin air-brushed of every blemish known to mankind. And #2. Half of these celebrity relationships are for one reason.... for people to speak their names and make them even MORE famous.

In that sense... mission accomplished. :]

yaaaaaaaawn

lol, it's better that he lost that clown face1

Wonderwoman: Sounds like some woman stole your significant other. Some therapy will help you get over it and stop seeing the world through rage colored glasses......

id have a threesome with scarlett and dia they both have unbelievable bodies, big bootys!! and firm tits with plumpp lips for some good dome. id rock scarletts cooch

id have a threesome with scarlett and dia they both have unbelievable bodies, big bootys!! and firm tits with plumpp lips for some good dome. id rock scarletts cooch