Jan 2 2007Pete Doherty and Kate Moss get "married"
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were unofficially married yesterday in a Buddhist ceremony while on vacation in Thailand, although her rep issued a statement denying it, saying:
"Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."
The Sun reports a Thai priest announced them man and wife as water was sprinkled over their heads and friends cheered, even though the marriage is not legally binding. The real wedding is allegedly set for January 18 with friends saying they've been asked to keep the date free but haven't been told why. I don't even care if they did get married, I'm just waiting for them to have a kid. With the amount of narcotics they've both consumed and Pete Doherty's face their kid is either going to have super powers or be a shriveled up worm creature.
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1. griffmills - January 2, 2007 10:44 AM
who the fuck cares
2. BarbadoSlim - January 2, 2007 10:47 AM
And as a wedding gift I propose a 100 kiloton bomb of concentrated weaponized Listerine for the groom's fetid shithole he calls piehole.
3. aimatcha - January 2, 2007 10:48 AM
A rolling stoner gathers a Moss. They deserve each other. They can spend the rest of their lives together...shooting up and NOT bathing. Pete Doherty has to have a virtual kingdom of parasites and bacteria making a home under his fingernails.
4. gerald ford - January 2, 2007 10:48 AM
i think kate's already seen pete's shriveled up worm creature
5. aimatcha - January 2, 2007 10:48 AM
A rolling stoner gathers a Moss. They deserve each other. They can spend the rest of their lives together...shooting up and NOT bathing. Pete Doherty has to have a virtual kingdom of parasites and bacteria making a home under his fingernails.
6. Missallanpoe - January 2, 2007 10:50 AM
I dont fuckin give a shit about these two anymore. I really hope they stay together, they deserve each other.
7. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 10:59 AM
Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love's young dream, anyone?
8. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 10:59 AM
Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love's young dream, anyone?
9. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 11:01 AM
Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love's young dream, anyone? Nah, didn't think so.
10. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 11:02 AM
Who would like to wager a bet to see how long these two last together. Love's young dream, anyone?
11. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 11:03 AM
Ahhh...love's young dream...
12. BarbadoSlim - January 2, 2007 11:07 AM
Heh, I already know petey's got drugs guaranteed for the rest of his miserable and literally stinkin' existence. She married him WITHOUT a pre-nup.
Very nice addition to the income from fronting ...*ahem "bayshambles,"
*try to keep a straight face and saying that out loud.
13. Spindoc - January 2, 2007 11:14 AM
Good God, he is imatiated and yet his head is still that big. Can you imagine the gigantic Ted Kennedy sized Melon he'd sport if he ever put on a pound or two?!
14. Tracie - January 2, 2007 11:32 AM
Does anyone know the deal here? Is he hung like Milton Berle? Does she have a brain the size of a pea? A combination of both? Ew! I could easily care less if not for the fact that she's got a very little girl and there's no Bob Geldof around to save her.
15. Italian Stallion - January 2, 2007 11:35 AM
Me and Michael Jackson share a love for little boys.
16. Pop Atlas - January 2, 2007 12:02 PM
I don't care what they do as long as they don't start breeding. And stay in England. Unless I'm in England, then they're going to have to go some place else. Like, say, hell.
17. Cabaret - January 2, 2007 12:02 PM
so.. this picture proves it Kate Moss smuggles cocaine in her hair
18. Truthseeker013 - January 2, 2007 12:07 PM
And so, the Anti-Christ is conceived...wait, I'm *late* on that, arten't I?
19. mike hawk - January 2, 2007 12:14 PM
@#1 & @#15...tyvm on your team.
20. Mick - January 2, 2007 12:52 PM
Well, I love Kate Moss, but I think if pete got clean and kept himself that way things would be great for them.
I wish she stayed with Jefferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her Daughter.
21. Mick - January 2, 2007 12:52 PM
Well, I love Kate Moss, but I think if pete got clean and kept himself that way things would be great for them.
I wish she stayed with Jefferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her Daughter.
22. Mick - January 2, 2007 12:57 PM
I love Kate Moss, but I don't really like pete, mostly not because of drugs but because his music sucks. If he could get clean and stay that way then, they would be great. I do wish she had stayed with Jerfferson Hack though. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter.
23. Spindoc - January 2, 2007 1:09 PM
#17 Cabaret
Damn.....that was hilarious!
24. jrzmommy - January 2, 2007 1:17 PM
I hope my gift of a case of dental dams made it on time!!
25. Peter Coffin - January 2, 2007 2:03 PM
Well, a couple of cokeheads won't acknowledge they did something. I can't say I've ever seen that before.
26. za-rodinu - January 2, 2007 2:41 PM
The first thing I noticed is how he's kissing her lovingly on top of her head, and she uh, doesn't seem to notice. Looks like a nice relationship.
27. Pete Doherty - January 2, 2007 2:52 PM
must...eat...brains...
28. allgravybaby - January 2, 2007 3:05 PM
she looks just like ur average everyday junkie who roams the street, with her sunken features and junkie man
29. BarbadoSlim - January 2, 2007 3:05 PM
@27 As if she could feel anything, girlfriend be doing so much blow she can't even feel her hair. I'd wager she doesn't even have a sense of smell. How else would she be able to satnd within a 100yards of that stank breath machine without a full-on pure oxygen mask.
30. wedgeone - January 2, 2007 4:49 PM
#15 & 24 - FTLTC!
31. RUFFLESLOVE - January 2, 2007 5:22 PM
well thats that.....nice going Kate good luck not getting your kid taken away by foster care.
32. laksmi - January 2, 2007 6:42 PM
Buddhist wha????
33. Mick - January 2, 2007 7:43 PM
I love Kate Moss, but I really don't like Pete and it's not because of drugs but because I dislike his music. If he could get clean and stay that way, they would be great. Althought.. I do wish she had stayed with Jefferson Hack. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter. He was a great influence on Miss Moss.
34. Mick - January 2, 2007 7:43 PM
I love Kate Moss, but I really don't like Pete and it's not because of drugs but because I dislike his music. If he could get clean and stay that way, they would be great. Althought.. I do wish she had stayed with Jefferson Hack. He was So Good Looking and IS the father of her daughter. He was a great influence on Miss Moss.
35. RaraAvis - January 2, 2007 8:27 PM
Dear god, he's wearing a rosary as a piece of jewelry. Maybe he is the antichrist; maybe he's just a dumb piece of shit. I'm voting for the latter.
36. Linnea - January 2, 2007 11:45 PM
BarbadoSlim: Why would they need a pre-nup when the marriage isn't legally binding? Idiot.
37. BarbadoSlim - January 3, 2007 3:33 AM
@36...doode, what can I say? sue my ass. Next time I'll get a degree in comparative British/ Thai Family law before I post.
Or you can take this forum for what it is and move on.
Or you can bite my ass.
38. BritishBitch - January 3, 2007 4:59 AM
She's an overpaid, self obsessed whore whose losing her looks and he really is the lowest of the low in terms of both looks, brains and personality..
Still, at least these two prove that scum sucking trailer trash can hail from somewhere other than middle America...
39. BarbadoSlim - January 3, 2007 5:07 AM
As a little addendum to my pre-nup post look at this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=425862&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5
Foreign marriages/ceremonies/commitments etc.. are funny creatures with a potential of legally biting you in the buttocks. Any talk of how legally binding this thing they did is, might be premature at this moment.
40. cayana - January 3, 2007 5:36 AM
Yeah, it's all love and kisses now, but wait until it gets down to the last shot of heroin...
41. 86 - January 3, 2007 8:09 AM
She is so 90's. Maybe next we could check in with the cast of Full House and see how they're all doing.
42. F-Sucker - January 3, 2007 1:51 PM
I know something you don't know Joe Rogan.................I smoke rocks.
43. vanity_fair - January 5, 2007 7:57 AM
I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way.... then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs.... Oh how I laugh at that thought... There should be a media blackout on these two fools........
44. vanity_fair - January 5, 2007 7:58 AM
I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way.... then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs.... Oh how I laugh at that thought... There should be a media blackout on these two fools........
45. vanity_fair - January 5, 2007 7:58 AM
I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way.... then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs.... Oh how I laugh at that thought... There should be a media blackout on these two fools........
46. vanity_fair - January 5, 2007 7:59 AM
I think a sharp shooter should be hired and shoot them in none fatal places in a very public way.... then little dwarves should drag them away singing work songs remove their limbs and taunt them with bags of drugs.... Oh how I laugh at that thought... There should be a media blackout on these two fools........
47. HollywoodSnark - March 9, 2007 1:24 PM
lol, shriveled up worm creature
48. HollywoodSnark - March 25, 2007 3:27 PM
wow, is kate moss smoking crack? oh wait, she is.....
49. fuccyocouch - June 1, 2007 7:38 PM
why is everyone so negative about this? if i did that shit, id love to find a chick who does as much drugs as i and then just fuck her and shoot up all fucking day. everyone who is so pissed about this picture should just fucking chill out and smoke a fucking blunt to the dome.
50. fuccyoucouchtwotimes - June 1, 2007 7:42 PM
and what the FUCK is up with comments number 42 to 46. fuck you. you should be sharpshooted with a needle and some heroin or whatever so you can see a different perspective on life, instead of wanting to fuck over people youve never met or known. but then again, look at me here, being all pissy bout your comment. i should take some drugs too and we can all hold hands and fucking i dunno... nvm, peace, im out.
51. jess - January 17, 2008 10:06 PM
I think they are actually quite sweet together. If you ignore the drugs (and, to be honest, who hasn't done drugs these days?) they make quite the couple. Both are far more intelligent than you lot seem to be giving them credit for. The reason Kate is famous world over and has been for what seems like forever is because she has been very very shrewd about the media and the way they portray her. Pete, despite the fact you lot seem to think he's thick, was a straight A* student, with straight A grade A-levels and he's a brilliant song-writer. Lay off them a bit would you? I doubt any of you lot have anything to brag about looks-wise or intellect-wise or, to be honest, lifestlye-wise.
I bet you anything, anything, that they'll get back together this year. And you know what? I'll be happy for them, genuinely so.