Jan 9 2007Paris Hilton pleads not guilty
Paris Hilton's attorney entered in a not guilty plea for her today to charges of misdemeanor driving under the influence. She was arrested in September when police saw her "driving erratically" and pulled her over for a sobriety test where she blew a 0.08, the minimum legal limit for California. If convicted she would face a fine, enrollment in an alcohol-rehabilitation program, and a possible license suspension since she's a first time offender.
And here's Paris Hilton's droopy boob falling out as she inspects her brand new Bentley which she dented last night. If breasts were alive, Paris Hilton's would be on life support, struggling to breathe and speak as all the other healthy breasts merrily bounced on by. If I ran into them on the street a single tear would run down my cheek as my heart broke for how pitiful they looked.
A few more shots after the jump. Just click the blurred images for the NSFW uncensored versions.
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Reader Comments
1. Trey - January 9, 2007 4:39 PM
first. nice nip.
2. Heather - January 9, 2007 4:44 PM
Awww c'mon. Her titties aren't so bad. They're nice and pert when she's standing up straight. I'd grope them with some antibacterial gloves on.
3. eXtasyStef - January 9, 2007 4:49 PM
Girl needs a training bra. I don't think those even count as boobs--they're skin flaps with nips.
4. gapeachrocks - January 9, 2007 4:53 PM
.08... Hmmm. She weighs about 80 pounds, so perhaps she sipped some wine???? Keep those criminals off the street, coppers! Yep, I'm about to get hit with the MAAD posts in 3...2...1...
I know, I know, she's a skank, but wouldn't you rather see her legal troubles swirling around something more interesting, like some zoosexual activity with her little ankle biters, or any assorted dalliances with Britney? The two were much more interesting when they were together, by the way.
5. Kristin - January 9, 2007 4:54 PM
She's so gross.
6. RUFFLESLOVE - January 9, 2007 4:57 PM
damn NOOO!
it took too long to sign in...WHY ???? I could have gottn 4 th place....
oh Paris what ?.....
yeah more intersted in posting in the top 5. Yup thats my life and I am proud !
7. schweet - January 9, 2007 4:59 PM
mosquito bites.
8. RichPort - January 9, 2007 4:59 PM
Here's someone who keeps getting the words 'bra' and 'bar' confused...
9. Sexy-Celebs.Com - January 9, 2007 5:02 PM
Damn. She is alaways trying to show us something :)
10. Sexy-Celebs.Com - January 9, 2007 5:03 PM
Always* Typo :*
11. carpemundus - January 9, 2007 5:12 PM
that is a pretty bad looking boob. put on a bra
www.carpemundus.com - booby
12. happy_bunny - January 9, 2007 5:19 PM
Her boobs are fine. It's her personality that sucks.
Silicone is not the answer to all of life's problems.
13. shanonorato - January 9, 2007 5:24 PM
Although I hate Paris Hilton as much as anyone else, I must say that her nipple is much easier on the eyes than Kate Moss's.
14. freakflag - January 9, 2007 5:30 PM
What the hell is with her hand? It looks like it belongs to a blacksmith. Man, she really needs to drink some blood or get back in the tomb before the sunlight burns her!
15. NipsyHustle - January 9, 2007 5:33 PM
tranny. enough said.
16. blueballs - January 9, 2007 5:39 PM
If you really want to punish her, have her home arrested for 18 months so that she can't go out of her whore house during that time.
17. TJH - January 9, 2007 5:50 PM
If it weren't for her daddy's money, she'd be an ugly waitress at TGI Fridays.
18. cole007 - January 9, 2007 6:29 PM
Those boobs are sooooo gross. Please, please know that there are women out there with good breasts, who will even let you do lines off of them, Paris. Please don't subject us to your usless glands.
SUPERFICSH = YOUR POSTS ARE SUCKING NOW. NOTHING GOOD. PLEASE GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP. SUPERFISH NEEDS PEOPLE TO INTERVENE. THIS WEBSITE IS BUNK NOW.
19. Devilish Tenshi - January 9, 2007 6:33 PM
Ha. She'll be guilty.
20. DrDanny - January 9, 2007 6:34 PM
Nice boob, but she has the hand of a granny.
Seriously, that's an old-looking hand.
21. mikewall - January 9, 2007 6:35 PM
What if the judge in her case likes small breasts. NOT Guilty atleast its not her pussy this time http://www.topsexywomen.com/paris-hilton.html
22. LilRach - January 9, 2007 6:37 PM
They look pretty good here......
http://perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/hello_boobies_20070108.php
thanks to a great bra.
I hate myself for saying this but i think she looks hot in this pic :(
23. Hopeless jr. (His bastard son). - January 9, 2007 6:56 PM
Paris Hilton makes Hopeless jr. uber horny.
Tell em' jr sent ya.
24. lilypetals - January 9, 2007 7:13 PM
Oh yea, those "titties" will go great with
her whiteass face. Geezus christ, does this whore ever care about showing her "breasts" in public? Well duh, obviously not.
25. Hopeless jr. (His bastard son). - January 9, 2007 7:18 PM
Can I post with you fine people my daddy says you guys are a bunch of freaks but hey that's cool I like freaks In fact I myself am indead a freak I just wan't to befriend you wonderful folks why this is my dream in life to be at the altar of the superficial it's what I was born to do GOD BLESS AMERICA,GOD BLESS PARIS HILTON AND GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!
Tell em' the little bastard sent you.
26. Gerald Tarrant - January 9, 2007 7:34 PM
Thank God. It's been nearly a month since the overexposed twat eslipped an overexposed tit. I'll sleep better knowing that she hasn't lost her touch.
27. aurealis - January 9, 2007 7:48 PM
Oh come on! Any tranny will tell you that hormone therapy takes time. I'm sure once she gets the appropriate operations and changes her birth certificate... who am I kidding. Hers and Tara Reid's boobs are fucked.
28. MrCrankyPants - January 9, 2007 8:06 PM
Nice doo-rag be-yotch.
29. Boogie Monster - January 9, 2007 8:07 PM
I don't know why I do it to myself. Every time Superfish puts one of those blurry little spuz spots on something as feral as Britneys pink bits or Paris's booby, something happens where this other invisible person controlling my hand takes over and clicks on the image. Its like looking into the sun - YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BURN YOUR EYES BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY...
Paris put it away. We've seen it all B4.
30. MrPankyCrants - January 9, 2007 8:07 PM
Nice doo-rag be-yotch.
31. cats069 - January 9, 2007 8:11 PM
Only one thing to say
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
32. Mick - January 9, 2007 8:40 PM
I have never in my life ever seen anyone who has the same niples as another person. everyone's look different. Everyone likes something different. I say as they aren't huge or nonexistent and don't have hair on them.. you are fine.
33. danigirl - January 9, 2007 9:42 PM
i seriously hate her....why does she even exsist???? she just sucks....sucks so hard and so much she perpetually has pubes stuck in her teeth....a booblehead...a whore...a replica of bigbird...i could make fun of her for days...shes just that easy (in all aspects) to make fun of!
34. danigirl - January 9, 2007 9:43 PM
i seriously hate her....why does she even exsist???? she just sucks....sucks so hard and so much she perpetually has pubes stuck in her teeth....a booblehead...a whore...a replica of bigbird...i could make fun of her for days...shes just that easy (in all aspects) to make fun of!
35. MissRandom - January 9, 2007 10:53 PM
Ok Paris is wearing a LEOPARD PRINT hat, sunglasses big enough to smuggle a small african child, and a striped shirt...... WITH HER BOOB HANGING OUT(!!!!!!) and she puts her hand to the side of her face like she's being clever & no one will know its her... or after all the pot she just thinks her hand is talking to her.... *confused*
WTF, Paris? WTF?
36. Kyle Hilton - January 10, 2007 1:23 AM
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PAEIS IZ MY IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEY ARE SOME FINE TITTYZ!!!!!
xXxXxXxX Kyle Hilton XxXxXxXxx
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37. Kyle Hilton - January 10, 2007 1:42 AM
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Paris song quote:
"Jealousy, jealousy jealousy
Its such an evil thing
To watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins
When your full of envy"
She should have dedicated that song to all yoo Paris haters instead of Nicole Richie, since all of yous are so JEALOUS OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxXxXxXxX Kyle Hilton XxXxXxXxXx
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38. shanonorato - January 10, 2007 2:26 AM
She's got man hands.
39. Kyle Hilton - January 10, 2007 2:28 AM
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Does anyone hav any tips on how to be ultra slim or become anorexic????
Becuz i need to loose loads of weight within a 3 week period, and ive been on this diet thing where i starve myself [wich ive been doing for ages now] and then i end up eating, and then i spew it all up, and yea . . .
I just cant seem to control my eating :[ . . .
So any tips would be much appreciated . . .im only 14, so yea. . .
Thanx!!!! :]
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XxXxXxXx Kyle Hilton XxXxXxXx
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40. WhatTheDouche - January 10, 2007 2:35 AM
Ok...first of all...WTF Kyle??? Remember, you cut up and down, not side to side kiddo...secondly...is it just me or is her nose larger than her tits? I bet when she lays down the whole mess just caves right the hell in...
41. hendero - January 10, 2007 3:29 AM
It's amazing what they can do with fried eggs these days. Paris manages to offer hers both sunny side up and over easy.
42. Jenna - January 10, 2007 4:39 AM
Maybe she thinks that the nip slip will distract attention from those man hands of hers. Guess there's no plastic surgery to fix that.
43. MrSemprini - January 10, 2007 5:10 AM
Cold wind over face
Pictures taken by hard hearts
Paris is dead meat
44. Browchay - January 10, 2007 6:24 AM
Now come on .. who doesn't like a nipple slip. Even Paris' nipples. I suckle on 'em
whats not to like ?
45. jrzmommy - January 10, 2007 6:31 AM
Can they give the death penalty for a drunk driving conviction? Just this once?
46. danielle - January 10, 2007 6:40 AM
Big Bird sure knows how to bring the ratings up for Sesame Street. Way to go.
47. jrzmommy - January 10, 2007 6:41 AM
Danielle--what?
48. RichPort - January 10, 2007 6:47 AM
One! One stupid comment! HA HA HA...
49. danielle - January 10, 2007 7:07 AM
Trolls
50. justme - January 10, 2007 7:10 AM
Perfect Tits.
51. RichPort - January 10, 2007 7:13 AM
Two! Two stupid comments! HA HA HA...
52. danielle - January 10, 2007 7:19 AM
(crickets)
1..
2..
3..
Three! Three stupid comments! HA HA HA
(more crickets)
53. jesseeca - January 10, 2007 7:24 AM
no one wears a shirt with that cut in the front and doesn't expect her boob to be hanging out when she moves. it would be one thing if it was tight, but it's not! intentional, again. whore!
54. RichPort - January 10, 2007 7:26 AM
My legacy grows... like your ass, only my legacy isn't dimply and misshapen.
55. danielle - January 10, 2007 7:28 AM
Where'd you come up with that one?
Seriously, pull your head out of your mother's snatch for a moment so that your brain can get the right amount of oxygen for it to function.
Nevermind. Just tell me another one after your lunch break.
56. shierkahn - January 10, 2007 7:41 AM
The nips are not the bad part. That chick has the hands of cross country truck driver!
57. RichPort - January 10, 2007 7:43 AM
"pull your head out of your mother's snatch"
Comic gold!!! You are like Tina mothafuckin' Fey up in this beeooootch!
58. Dan Browning - January 10, 2007 8:09 AM
"-they're skin flaps with nips."
I would have to most emphatically agree...
59. 86 - January 10, 2007 8:12 AM
20 - look here drdanny, she has the hands of a granny and the body of a tranny. You might ask yourself 'how can he?' Especially with that flat fanny. Her resemblance to a praying mantis is uncanny.
60. sol - January 10, 2007 8:20 AM
that's a smart nipple. it saw that she was distracted, and that it sits under the wonkeye, so it made a prison break. it almost deserves to be on a different breast.
61. wedgeone - January 10, 2007 8:26 AM
#13 - reluctantly, I must agree. She still needs to just fucking cover those things up!!
#39 - KYLE, YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY!!
Thank you for violating rule #69 of this blog - the one that says "thou shalt not put two "o"s in any form of the word LOSE.
It is now my distinct privilege as the enforcer of rule #69 to give you the anal fisting that you so desperate deserve. And without lubricant too!
... All the way up to the elbow ...
Try to act like you're not enjoying it, OK?
On a more serious note, the fastest way to lose about 15 pounds is simple. Just cut off your head!
#41 - liking that crack - good one.
I'm glad that she's wearing those monster sunglasses so that she can hide her wonky eye and save us all.
62. Thikzipr - January 10, 2007 8:41 AM
Hey #33 - HEY! Your anger management class starts at 6:30. Not 6:45, not 7:00. You've been reported tardy twice this week. One more and you'll have to be put back on house arrest. -- Danielle, don't you remember, his mother's snatch was sewn shut after his birth for public safety reasons.
63. moonshine - January 10, 2007 9:07 AM
Boobs hell, take a look at the close up of her hands. I've seen more feminine mitts on career bricklayers. Maybe she should start gunning for Terrell Owens. A little stick-um on those paws and she could haul in anything Tony Romo could toss up... and I do mean anything!
64. RichPort - January 10, 2007 9:28 AM
#62 - You must have gone to the Pauly Shore school of comedy. Please post the video where you get punched in the face.
65. cherie - January 10, 2007 9:38 AM
# 36 - Paris doesn't interest me in the least bit. I'm not jealous of her at all. I'm happy with my life knowing that I'm able to make my own money without being spoiled and a making sex tapes. And she really needs to wear a bra. Small or big, you have to wear a bra unless you want yours to sag like man tits.
66. DrunkBlogger - January 10, 2007 9:55 AM
But she'll always been guilty of ruining post-9/11 America.
67. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - January 10, 2007 11:13 AM
Every time someone takes a picture of Paris' nipple its power increases three-fold. Soon it will summon its minions and become a force that wreaks devastation the likes of which ye have never seen.
68. HELLpenis - January 10, 2007 12:53 PM
that is a nice looking nip, actually. and, real tits don't look fantastic from every angle, including when you're bending over like that. it can make them look a little wonky.
she's still a dumb skank
69. justme - January 10, 2007 1:03 PM
I could use a nice titty to suck right now.
70. DumDumDum - January 10, 2007 1:19 PM
I'd fuck her in a Hilton hotel suite, if you catch my meaning.
71. Thikzipr - January 10, 2007 2:17 PM
Hey Rich, sorry I had to tape over that one. Every time I watched it, it gave me a toothache. But don't blame me -- Danielle set you up for that one -- See ya...
72. kathleen170 - January 10, 2007 6:30 PM
She needs to start covering up her boobs and her crotch; it's gross the way she lets everything hang out all over the place. She needs a man to buy her some Victoria Secret lingerie.
73. Davoid - January 10, 2007 7:49 PM
If I was loaded on 5 kg of hash, I'd probably let her give me oral sex. Then, I'd throw up, scrub my dick with ajax, pray to a foreign God and kill myself. Thanks, Paris. what a wild ride.
74. danigirl - January 10, 2007 9:40 PM
#62 anger class eh? dont need em...i take all my anger out on overexposed tarts....doesnt get any better than that :-)
75. wonderwoman - January 11, 2007 2:46 AM
The ultimate Attention Whore is covering her face - what gives?
Personally I think this is Paris using reverse-psychology on the photogrophers: "No please, please don't take my pic......" Cue even more pictures. It's just something an AW needs to learn when interest is flagging and there are new faces to photo.
76. kaiser - January 11, 2007 7:52 AM
Paris should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting coke!
77. za-rodinu - January 11, 2007 11:18 AM
I was going to say that she has icky man-hands, but I guess they're just toned from gripping so much cock all the time.
78. gunit2074 - January 11, 2007 12:59 PM
but at the end of the day.....we would all still bang her
79. wedgeone - January 11, 2007 1:12 PM
WRONG, gunit! WRONG!!
80. Bell91501198 - January 11, 2007 2:22 PM
Call me crazy but I'd hit it.
81. umakemelaugh - January 12, 2007 5:57 AM
hit it with a truck
82. henrysgirl - January 12, 2007 5:39 PM
These look like the breasts of an 80-year old anorexic woman, not a young, firm 25 year old!! Yikes, mine are waaaayy firmer and I'm 41.
83. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 6:03 AM
why can't they put these people in jail after the second offense?!?