Jan 22 2007Paris Hilton pleads no contest

First! (in line for a belly rub)

No hard time?

Well I guess it's back to whoring and spreading disease then.

nice nips , looks like she has a gut too ! , could she be knocked up ?

nice.....

She thought she was agreeing not to participate in a celibacy contest.

I wouldn't call that a gut, but if she's gonna wear a dress that tight, she needs to suck it in a little!

Ugh, that gut is the result of swallowing many a gallon of cum.

I agree with #6, or maybe she just needs it in a darker color (though that one is sorta flattering) that doesn't show every bulge, whether large or small. She sorta looks like a preppy hooker. Obvious nips, obviously no underwear, but everything's covered. I guess that's as close as she gets to dressing normally.

See, just BEING AROUND Britney makes you pregnant. She's dangerous, man, I tell ya!

Actually, isn't anyone else relieved to see that even Paris Hilton has a bit of tummy fat?

Wrong, Fish!! Dead WRONG!

She pled no contest to "alcohol related reckless driving, a reduction of an original charge of driving under the influence."
It's not a DUI. That's why she got no jail time.

Have faith, fellow Fishers. She make another mistake and will get caught, and the probation violation will mean extra time behind bars, where she'll die from public underexposure. And we'll all rejoice!!

She'll ... not "she". Sorry for the error.

And is it just me, or does the guy reaching for her arm look like a serial rapist or something worse.

"Here, honey, look what I can do with my scarf ...."

i don't think she's pregnant; i think there's not enough cocaine in the world to keep her metabolism running at warp-speed forever. eventually you build a tolerance, and eventually, unless you take more and more, you will gain the weight you lost.

Paris pleads no contest to being a monkey-ass.

naomi campbell's daffy image-rehab plan

@12 ...I eagerly await the day she's placed in LA County lock-up, I'm hoping she'll get beat down by a gang of cholas within minutes of her arrival.

It'll be like Caged Heat only with a lot more herpes.

Making her some bull dyke's bitch won't work. She'd enjoy that too much, plus the bull dyke will contract every venerial disease running through her pustulant flesh, starting an epidemic throughout the prison system. And the taxpayers will have to foot the bill for the futile treatment program.

String her up by her weave!!

Seriously though, when is someone going to explain to me why she's even mildly interesting?

If it weren't for her daddy's money she'd be bussing tables at a Morrison's Cafeteria.

Nice color and ever the attention whore, she still preems for the camera.

How far along is she and how many guys are lined up as suspects in knocking her up?

Look,she bought my Camry.Great car for driving incognito drunk around.Hey sista have you tried those fabulous backseats already?

hey, wait a minute, I bussed tables at a Morrison's cafeteria and turned out ok, except maybe for the three DUIs, two failed marriages, that whole misunderstanding leading to the restraining orders, repossession of my trailer from the park, and an intense inability to let go of my stylish mullet...

snobs

say, how many times do you think she's heard the words (as the bone sinks to the hilt) "whose little whore are you? That's right, you're daddy's little whore. Look at you, look at you..."

(21)It's sistah.Ok troll?

There's a nipple in her pocket!

Just another vapid, self-indulgent twat that I would like to kick in the esophagus.

Was she switched at birth? The lack of class just never stops.

oh God, wierdly I never thought I could get bored of Paris Hilton. Whilst despising her is a lot of fun, reading this bullshit every day makes me wanna shoot her.
The reason I'm up so late is my chronic insomnia, and I finally think I've found a cure. I will leave a trail of coke (hansel and gretel style) leading to my house. I will tell her she can have more if she reads (ha ha) her book to me.
Problem solved

I think that's water-weight, girl's probably got her period.

i like the little belly.
it looks womanly.

It's abnormal for a woman to have a concave stomach. She looks fine.

No, TH, she's just happy to see you. Actually she's just happy to be momentarily erect.

Uh, why are people still following Paris?? I can think of several others to follow, but why her?

And why are all these stories on this site still about Paris? I'm just sayin'...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Just because she's not anorexic doesn't mean she's fat or pregnant. She looks fine.

shes fuckin ugly...ugly....ugly...ugly....oh and if she is going to give birth....we should push her down a flight of stairs....we dont need anymore people looking like her...or being a part of her...or being 10 feet from her...

NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.veryliberating.com

SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY. I WOULD BEND HER OVER THOUGH AND STICK IT TO HER IF SHE PUT A BROWN BAG ON HER HEAD. WAIT I DON'T WANT THE HERPES.

"My dress matches my tinted contacts. That's hot!"

"My dress matches my tinted contacts *inane giggle* *vapid grin* That's hot!"

Who goes to court looking like a smurf?

she looks like some dopey tennis player. Paris Sharapova. God help tennis.

Must say she looks very nice in that dress.

I'd still hit it.

Repeatedly.

lol.... I love Paris sometimes...

Glad to see she's putting on a few pounds.

"This is me being demure.......with nipples to the wind."

All I have to say is the booze is catching up with you, Paris. Give Jessica Biel's trainer a call. That's how my beer belly started looking one winter and before you know it ...

fat pants. Elisha Cuthbert anyone?

Paris is a vapid idiot. On the chain of fools, she's just a link above from Britney and Lindsay.

#19 - Actually if not for her Daddy's money, she'd be fucking everything that walked, be a festering coke head and alcoholic, and engage in being a living human specimen of a STD petrie dish... oh wait...

And someone please, PLEASE, tell her tits to stop looking at me.

Her tits actually look kinda nice in that dress. I bet that $1500 really hurts.

Whose hand is on her ass in the 1st pic? If it's the guy with his back to the camera, his right arm would have to be much longer than the left.

Her face looks like an arrowhead.

Someone should tie her face to the end of a stick with feathers and shoot it at stuff.

is that a nipple in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Seriously who cares about this silly little rich girl? What does she do anyway, what's the point of her?

Please tell me that's not what she wore to court.

It could explain the light sentence, though. No one wants to give jail time to an unmarried pregnant girl who can't afford underclothes.

I'd certainly hit it while in a drunken state at a club, but I have a strict policy.

I don't do preggers. Give me a call after the baby Paris.

@ 54 I read that she wasn't present at the hearing

She's cute.

Because it's Paris, you know she wouldn't have worn that dress if her nips weren't showing.

Look everyone, its the president and CEO of the itty bitty titty committee.

I just farted.

ok good lookin'
.........again]

prefer this look : )
so...

Re #3- pritheeDeityNO!

#34, please. She's not "anorexic" but that beer gut doesn't need to be put on display in such a tight dress, either. And here's a news flash: not every thing girl lacking a beer gut is anorexic. WOW!

Why has no one ever kidnapped this whisp of a whore?

haaaaaaaaa,

do i see stomach gut?

thank god

NO CONTEST, you got it Superficial!!!!!

There is no contest when it comes to the dirtiest, stinkiest, STD, fly blown snatch in Show business

for those making fun of her looking preg. give me a friggin break, that 2nd pic shows her belly lining up with her ribs, its not sticking out any farther than usual, shes just standing...very weird...

and does anyone else think that guy in the 2nd picture looks like that guy that was running behind lindsay in a resent post??

nope nevermind, he doesnt

why not put her in jail - she's a menace