No matter how much surgery she gets, she will always be ugly.

Sadly, there's no cure for her original disease, which is, being, Paris Hilton.

Except, euthanasia

Every time I see her my privates quiver in repulsion.

she desperately needs a nose job.

I just have NO idea why anyone cares about this whore. So she is rich. Big deal. Why do people fawn over her? What has she ever DONE to merit such celebrity? NOTHING. Just like Za Za Gabor, Carrot Top, & Pauly Shore.

and i thought she was perfect

Oh, so *that's* her problem.

that's the cover she is using. She is actually going to have some of the cakey crust chipped off of her cunny.

The droopy eye look is a grimace from the chaffing of her crusty cunt. *gotta get that fixed*

I bet that's not the only thing that's disfigured.

A limerick:

Paris Hilton's, give it a rest
She opens her cooter to any willing guest
Her eye starts to droop
She thinks about poop
Then shit's on Kardashians' chest,

my first comment was, - this is the after shot of paris and i doing it. then i remember that she looks like this girl i knew from highschool named cheryl who we used to beer baptise. so never you mind. i'd never hit that twig. York Hawk Smoker

"mild retardation"?

There is nothing mild about it.

Clearly, that is Paris' screw-face. Like Grandma said, "If you keep making that face, it will freeze like that!!!"

And Paris kept on making that face, night after night.

See boys and girls, this is what happens when you have too much plastic surgery.

'Paris Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon's office with her sister Nicky'

as Paris left 2 hours later, the receptionist said "So, Nicky, just to confirm, we have you down for January 23...January 31...February 5...February 15..."

If I were her :::thankfully I'm not::: I would get my nasty snatch fixed! <]:)

Since when is a money shot considered a physical defect?

I love how trying to fix something that wasn't broken in the first place at such a young age has caused something much worse in its place.

There IS a God, people. Fo-sho....

what's even better is the NYPost headline:
EYE FIX BACKFIRES ON CELEBUTARD

Celebutard... gotta love New York.

Now if she would only get her overactive vagina fixed, she'd be all set.

I always wondered why she looked high. I mean she's probably high anyway, but this info helps too.

Do you remember that ice-cube what hit her face?Look,it must have hit her eye hard.It's all blue and closed.Her other eye seems normal as usually.

Maybe she's drunk again.

brandon wanted to get her other wonkeye fixed, but the proctologist wasn't available.

For the good of humanity, the surgeon should sew her cooter shut.

Oh, who am I kidding? The toxic cooze would eat through the stitches in no time.

That's why you never see her wearing underwear. She puts them on, but they disolve after just a few minutes.

She looks like that banjo-playing, inbred, hillbilly kid from Deliverance.

#18

Is that true? I guess that I can believe it because I saw some very fucked up headlines on that rag in the 20 years that I lived in NYC.

I remember the very first day I lived there, I was walking on Third Avenue at 43rd Street past one of those news shacks and I saw that paper with a full page photo of a woman falling out of a window of a mid-rise building to her certain death.

The headline in bold 3" letters screamed:

SPLAT!

At that very moment I realized I was living in the center of the universe.

My god, she'll be so beautiful afterwards! Like a grecian goddess!

We are lucky to be living in these times.

Wonkavision.

kids, if you're gonna take the money shot, make sure it's real spooge and not crazy glue.

I swear to god i would love to punch this cunt in her face.

Further proof that Paris is a retard:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html

Can somebody tell me what was so wrong with her face that she needed all this plastic surgery? And why in God's name did she, her sister, and her mom all go to the same plastic surgeon that gave them all the same fucked-up nose?

#28 - That's "Wonk-Eye-Vision". WEV for short.
#18 - Gotta love the Post, if that is, in fact, a true headline. Sign me up for a year's subscription.

Guess we all know what she's going to do with the million from the Vienna Opera Dance.

She's just so easy to crack wise about. I've been laughing at most every comment posted on this article. >^D

you can't fix that horner's syndrome.

She caught the dreaded "piss-eye" from Kim Kardashian.

She looks like Owen Wilson in Drag.

No wonder she looks like she's half asleep all the damn time.

If it weren't for her daddy's money she'd be working the counter at Jack-In-The-Box.

The Vulcan ear really highlights the wonkeye. Probably not intentional though.

Regarding the comments of Mr. "Mike Hawk"-you my
friend are a complete and utter moron who came to
this sight by some cosmic error.
You need to try misogynistassholes.com where you'll find more "people" who will appreciate your droll and amusing anecdotes.

#4, please don't lump Carrot Top in with those losers. He really is a talented soul.

Oh yes, MrSemprini, I, too have always enjoyed Carrot Top's joke. Talk about a plastic surgery victim AND a steroid abuser, thus the Frankencranium he's developed.

16. ... I take money shots all the time, and I resent the implication that somehow makes me less of a man.

#42...

Rich, I think I love you...

I think either Paris' tiara is set the wrong way, or she has had plastic surgery...

I can see this vain little cunt in 20 years with so many plastic surgeries that her navel will be on her chin...

Correction of eyelid deformities can be hard. Is she improved after her last operation? If she is going for a repair after already having had surgery, she should go to a good surgeon. She can afford it.

Dry eyes and contacts go together, but that usually only causes discomfort.

45. Doc, I'm experiencing significant rectal pain, with some bloody stool, but I can't figure out what's causing it.

I've cut back on the butt sex, and sometimes, I'm even using lube. I just don't get it, ...

you guys are so fucking ridiculous. someone just took a picture of her while she was blinking, its not a "droopy" eyelid!

get a life.

thats the face she makes when she's having an orgasm

Is there a videotape available from this photo??

WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET HOGTIED, BALLGAGGED AND SPANKED WITH A PING PONG PADDLE WITH TACKS IN IT.........THAT WOULD BE FUN

bitch is crazy. she clearly smoking the chronic

^only if we all can film it. We might be able to whack her plastic misgivings back into place.

That was brilliant, great joke loop.

she has a lot wrong with her.

Uh, yeah. Sure. Right. Did I mention that I just hit the lottery?

#38 - OMG!! I never noticed the ear thing - you are so right!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

#42 & 46 - FTLTC!!

Ok, so she's getting it fixed. Good for her.

While we're discussing her plastic surgery, it looks like the tip of her nose is slipping down... but that could just be the camera angle. Irunno.

#45 - actually, if you wear tinted contacts excessively, they can eventually break down the protein in your eyes.

(No, please don't ask me to elaborate on that - coz I can't)

I sure can't wait to see her on HDTV!

Its probably just a bad shot that one, caught her blinking. Whatever.

whoever you are that writes this amazing and accurate stories on paris...i love you...you are awesome. i enjoy reading what you say about her...brightens my day.

SOMEONE JUST SHOOT THE BITCH ALREADY. TAKE HER OUT OF HER MISERY OF HERPES TREATMENTS AND AIDS CHECK UPS.

she's ok. and maybe nice ..sometimes.

we like paris : )

if she wants... etc

she will have to change

but who knows ?

She is pretty and don't need plastic surgery
www.philton.org

dumb asses, she looks like shes rolling face.