Jan 29 2007Paris Hilton gets molested by Joe Francis
If you can make it through this NSFW 20-minute video of Paris Hilton being Paris Hilton you should consider becoming a Buddhist monk. I skipped through 98% of it and I still feel like I died a little inside. Anyways, included on the video are multiple scenes of Paris getting groped and molested by Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis in front of his friends, as well as an insane person doing a ton of cocaine off his own chest. That's about all I can tell you because I had to stop watching before I died of boredom. You'd probably be better off just staring at your own shadow for 20 minutes.
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Reader Comments
1. kayel - January 29, 2007 2:16 AM
phan is a slut
2. naeboo~ - January 29, 2007 2:19 AM
getting robbed wld still be a better choice
3. sid - January 29, 2007 2:29 AM
"Keep me signed in to TypeKey for two weeks"
Yeah, RIGHT. This thing won't keep me signed in for one day.
I just wanted to post high for once, like the cool kids do.
I guess that's the "exposed" video. Why doesn't she......ugh...I think the Super is right. That vid is poison :P
4. missdavis - January 29, 2007 2:30 AM
jesus, i had no idea someone could be that much of a whore. i actually feel a bit sorry for her. letting the king of cunts touch you up in front of people and not stopping him =absolutely no self asteem. sly.
5. ImaCracka - January 29, 2007 2:30 AM
4th?
Man that was a lot of coke......
6. allgravybaby - January 29, 2007 2:37 AM
i couldnt sit through all of it... hell boring... she talks like an underage slutty hooker
7. killeristic - January 29, 2007 2:43 AM
hmm... is there a one day for her when she gets touched by no man?
8. NunoH - January 29, 2007 2:44 AM
No see the video...
9. saradevil - January 29, 2007 3:30 AM
And it's time for another episode of life of the rich and boring, where one's only claim to fame is how little self respect one actually has.
10. Science Teacher - January 29, 2007 3:31 AM
Today I had a student call me a terrorist bitch because he thought i was middle eastern and then i witness this crap. maybe this is God's way of telling me to blow up Paris Hilton and let planet earth regain its dignity
11. Jillblondie - January 29, 2007 3:33 AM
I used to really love this site...but I am getting pretty tired of just seeing the same three bitches all the time. Seriously- how about someone besides Paris, Lindsay, or Brit????
12. Science Teacher - January 29, 2007 3:40 AM
and also lindsay, nicole, britney, mary kate, ashley, mariah, jordan, jessica alba, teri hatcher, eva longoria, angelina oh hell i'll just blow the student up
13. Pop Atlas - January 29, 2007 3:49 AM
Is it really that hard to keep a camera steady?
14. keys open doors - January 29, 2007 4:31 AM
blow and pussy.. that's hot.
15. Mandy - January 29, 2007 4:35 AM
#13 . . . After a person does a pile of coke or whatever else it is that Paris Hilton's entourage indulges in then yes, I would say that it would in fact be quite difficult to hold a camera steady . . .
On another note, I think that Joe Francis is the perfect man / child molester for Paris Hilton. They are both super gross & shallow.
Oh and just think . . . their offspring would be the AntiChrist. How fucking lovely.
16. WhoTheFuckCares - January 29, 2007 4:37 AM
that guy OD'ed!!!
17. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - January 29, 2007 4:52 AM
dude, that was alot of coke. in other news, what the fuck, give me some lohan news! i know she's jumping out the 4th floor bathroom window of her rehab place, "breaking her leg", going to the hospital for more PK's, etc. etc. cmon nigga
18. Niecy - January 29, 2007 5:17 AM
If this is the kind of stuff they have on parisexposed.com then it is definitely not worth $38. Paris owes me 20 minutes of my life back.
19. Niecy - January 29, 2007 5:20 AM
And what the hell is up with that music?
20. Lowlands - January 29, 2007 5:30 AM
For almost 20 minutes my attention had been attracted by something with the outlines of a greek statue.Yep,that must have been my shadow.
21. NicotineEyePatch - January 29, 2007 5:44 AM
There's a fair bit of female empowerment going on in this video. Makes me feel like maybe us girls are missing out, what with our dignity, self-respect, and normal pap smears.
22. F-Sucker - January 29, 2007 5:48 AM
I'd stick it in her pooper.
23. jc - January 29, 2007 6:53 AM
It's funny cause it's sad.
24. jc - January 29, 2007 6:54 AM
It's funny cause it's sad.
25. BigJim - January 29, 2007 7:06 AM
The last time I saw a guy do that much blow he was holding a grenade launcher.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
26. jc7676 - January 29, 2007 7:08 AM
Was 'Return to Innocence' on the stereo or added in later?
How could anyone enjoy coke while listening to that crappy song.
27. Don'tPanic - January 29, 2007 7:21 AM
I wish that plane would go down!
28. TaiTai - January 29, 2007 7:33 AM
The video screen says my slow computer connection might make this selection "unviewable." It's almost like my computer is psychic.
29. Funkmistress Joy - January 29, 2007 7:41 AM
Why in the HELL does that stoopid, idiot twat *INSIST* on using video cameras like mirrors?! WTF??
30. blueballs - January 29, 2007 8:04 AM
Not only does Paris have man hands, but she has a deep man's voice! I must say she is good pretending to be something she's not.
31. Sassy - January 29, 2007 8:21 AM
The camera work was AMAZING. And I'm convinced now, more than ever, that Paris is a man in very very bad drag.
32. jrzmommy - January 29, 2007 8:28 AM
My sense of self-preservation coupled with an ultra-sensitive vomit reflex prohibits me from viewing any of the above described Paris Hilton activities.
33. RichPort - January 29, 2007 8:44 AM
Mirriam-Webster officially lists 3 entries for the word "whore". Now they have to recall every unsold copy so they can move Paris to #1. No definition needed, just a picture... everyone will understand.
34. Jenster - January 29, 2007 9:26 AM
sorry superfish,
I couldn't sit through it, I guess my dreams of becoming a monk have been destroyed.....
35. Tomkat - January 29, 2007 9:31 AM
I couldn't last more than 40 seconds on this. It's pure evil.
36. Me - January 29, 2007 9:38 AM
Saturday I wore these really high pumps, and basically stood on my tippy toes all night long, and my arches still hurt today.
37. Carsten5577 - January 29, 2007 9:48 AM
Is there anyone in L.A. who hasn't fucked diseased whore Paris at least once?
38. danigirl - January 29, 2007 9:50 AM
i dont need to watch the video in order to know what happend....shes too in to herself...shes a whore...and she most likely flashed her tits...kinda boring now...its almost like taking a shit everyday...its a regular current event.
39. mrs.t - January 29, 2007 9:54 AM
So.....Kate Moss gets busted for doing a few puny lines in a recording studio and Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are walking around free??? I call bullshit AND lynchmob on that.
40. UNWASHEDMASSES - January 29, 2007 10:07 AM
The only word that comes to mind is lame. These rich fucks couldn't throw a decent party to save their trust funds. The lack of wit is glaring, and the people Paris likes to socialize with deplorable (that guy who does the coke of his chest looks like a cheesy villain in a Van Damme picture, and a gay one at that). And why isn't Joe Francis locked up? He's got lawsuits out the ass for filming underage girls, allegations of statutory, as well as literal, rape and now a video showing liberal use of drugs and stupidity. What's humorous is Paris would roll her eyes at the thought of hanging with any of us, yet she goes to Ibiza with that. It's hard to make partying on a yacht in Ibiza cringe-worthy, but these guys pull it off in spades.
41. Rachel - January 29, 2007 10:29 AM
More than anything, I'm just incredibly amused that "Return to Innocence" is playing in the background. Come on, Paris...you can't possibly like or even understand that song with those big words that never have and never will apply to you, do you??
42. BibiLush - January 29, 2007 10:36 AM
that's not cocaine. it's a fucking joke
43. carpemundus - January 29, 2007 10:38 AM
i started to watch, then tried to figure why i cared...i dont
www.carpemundus.com - doin coke off your moms butt
44. Jadeyedreamer - January 29, 2007 10:41 AM
ok, I'm not quite sure why, but I find it hysterical that they are all listening to a Pure Moods cd--I had no idea that was the music of choice fore coke users.
also, it seems quite clear that Miss Hilton will never be satisfied until she is able to stick a camera up her pussy
45. fame is funny - January 29, 2007 12:11 PM
Thats fucking gay. I've been around much more coke than that, and people who act like they are living it up because they blow money on wasting blow are dumbshits. And the dealers just laugh and take your stupid-ass money. Thats at least a grand of shit wasted, even if he scrapes it off, who wants to blow lines with the guy who has the 'pube coke'. Way to waste a few grand being a dipshit...ON CAMERA.
46. fame is funny - January 29, 2007 12:13 PM
Now that I think about it, I don't think that's coke either, but either way, the guy is a dipshit, and either way, he at some point has probally done that by accident.
47. twinklejelly - January 29, 2007 12:15 PM
I am astonished that anyone could be this much of an airhead, even paris - and remember, I've seen her on the simple life.
There are self-respecting whores out there burying their heads in shame at the disrepute she's bringing upon their profession.
48. StoneRose - January 29, 2007 12:24 PM
Guaranteed, Crazy Coke Guy would have a full-on mullet if this were 1980.
And I want to punch Paris in her long, drippy nose every time she does her baby voice...ARGH!
49. cynicalheretic - January 29, 2007 12:59 PM
Why aren't these people arrested and thrown in jail like every other degenerate piece of shit.
50. ambrosia - January 29, 2007 1:44 PM
I rhink this was between filming girls gone wild which is why she asked have you guys been here before. As interesting as this is why would you store tapes if its that important put it on a memory card about $100 and 1 inch by inch a sound investment versus paying storage fees. We underestimate people because she exudes arrogance does not mean she is. If you constanly say something you are trying to convince urself case in point thats so hot. She obviously feels out of place so she is using that voice and wants to seem cool so she does not resist.
51. Punkgal - January 29, 2007 2:30 PM
If I were the parents of this disgusting woman the only thing i could do is cut off her inheritance "your on your own slag" She is an embarassment to her family as well as the entire living civilitation on this planet!!! She makes me sick!
Somone famous for having her scrawney ass pounded infront of a camera (as if she didnt leak that herself) how could parents be proud of that??
And if i hear her say somehting id "hot" once more i am gonna run her over in my "hot" car.. silly slut!!!
52. Punkgal - January 29, 2007 2:32 PM
please forgive my typo's i was rather pissed off
53. spineofsnake - January 29, 2007 3:03 PM
so rich kids tend to be painfully boring, tacky pieces of human garbage who waste mountains of blow and talk about nothing all day.
i graduated from duke...coulda told you all that.
54. MuchaCerveza - January 29, 2007 3:25 PM
She has major daddy issues, and what a WASTE of coke, did he really expect people to do lines on his fat hairy chest? You would think rich people knew how to party, but the Return to Innocence song? Was the Celine Dion Cd scratched?
55. eastcoastgirl - January 29, 2007 4:25 PM
These people are disgusting.
56. marme - January 29, 2007 4:40 PM
DUDE....dont care
57. Rockstar Alumni - January 29, 2007 4:43 PM
#53: Hilarious! I'm over here dying!!!
58. azalie - January 29, 2007 5:48 PM
This deserves an academy. I honestly believed Paris' rendition of slut.
59. John Doe Jr - January 29, 2007 6:25 PM
If only Tony Montana was real, and heard that the fat pig in the video used his name mockingly. Nice to know video cameras are a new accessory this year, and replaces the mirror. Though 20 mins of her boy nipples was to much.
60. psycgirl - January 29, 2007 8:18 PM
This article basically confirms that Joe Francis is the scum of the earth.
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story
Unbelievable.
61. heyheyhey - January 30, 2007 3:08 AM
ugh...i started the video, fast forwarded to 30 seconds in, stopped watching at 37 seconds. she's just fucking boring. if youre gonna be a trashy cokehead, at least be a FUN one
62. anony - January 30, 2007 6:36 AM
Its hard to watch anything where the person filming does not hold the bloody camera still for more than a second.
63. Robyn - January 30, 2007 9:47 AM
So this is what I'm supposed to think is hot? Paris is a stupid bitch with the brain power of a crack whore and her "friends" are douche bag losers. Joe Francis is a gross pig who probably has a small dick. How retarded are these people? They make no contribution whatsoever and should be stoned in the public square. It's fucking unbelievable.
64. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - January 30, 2007 10:04 AM
jesus, is paris ever not in night vision?
65. scotty2hotty2000 - January 30, 2007 10:22 AM
I love how the fat dork with $1,000 worth of coke on his chest yells out "I'd like to thank Joe for all this blow!".
Hey Joe Francis, that's something really great to have on camera huh? What a bunch of friggin 'tards. Where are the police when you really need them?
66. theropes - January 30, 2007 5:01 PM
What a beautiful zoom in on her eye...
67. chatter - February 2, 2007 2:45 AM
Paris loooves getting molested in front of ppl. Thats how she got famous!! Shes real messed up inside i bet you! and yeh shes crap in bed, with all the practice you think shes be better. probably desensitised to it now! She just lays there and takes it thinking its cool to be a slut and degrade herself for men.
68. chatter - February 2, 2007 2:51 AM
I have to agree mucha-- she has daddy issues, and serious self esteem issues. She seems to like degrading herself, and bad taste!!! (and a whore, biggot, druggo, self obsessed butt fucked gutter trash slut-- which is commen knowledge)
69. HollywoodSnark - March 26, 2007 6:51 AM
yeah, that was a lot of coke, lol
70. Toni Micovski - March 8, 2008 12:54 AM
man what a waste of time flicked through the clips and it crap, feel sorry for those who watch the whole 20 min. one more thing thats slut needs to get some implants or something bc those tits are so small its funny.