Jan 30 2007Paris Hilton gets her sue on

ha !

I think that the ever-smart Mz. Hilton needs a little lesson in grammar: it would be "my sister's and my private belongings...."

Alas, Mz. Hilton, you by your own deeds have left nothing to be private anyhow.

sow what you reap

A day late and a dollar short. Whore.

And..... Paris is still a twat.

All that money and she's smoking out of a metal pipe? That's just depressing.

sorry, web browser fuck ups and rushed typing
i wish there was some way of deleting fucked-up posts

i meant to say

"ha!

reap what you sow"

that's it for the day, my shitty job awaits.

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain,"

Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't she been exploiting HERSELF for commercial gain these past few years? She's probably just pissed that she didn't think of it, first...and that she's not reaping any of the profits.

Spark it up Sparky, whoops I mean Paris....

I agree with #6.
Money can't buy class :(

Why did they post pics of Clay Aiken with a story about Paris?

I am sure you guys all love her... if not, what are you doing in there????

TWO FACES!!!

#6 - exactly what i was thinking.
I might be broke as hell...but at least I have a nice glass piece.

I don't see why she's complaining.
For 40 bucks she can get her stuff back at that site - which is cheaper than her original rental !
Run it by your accountant Paris.

What tells you it's a metal pipe??? It's maybe gold with some diamonds on it and signed by fucking Versace!!! Her values are so low that I would'nt even be surprised!!

Where the fuck is she at? Some sort of low budget hotel or crack house? Nice crooked picture on the wall..what a dumb ass for letting herself get photographed hittin' the pipe

identity theft? no one takes you seriously when you fill your name in as Paris Hilton

She looks like she has some decent nuggets there...what a waste.

When I first read this I thought it said, "Paris Hilton Gets Her Jew On."

I figured she was now banging the son of some wealthy New York Jewish banker. After all, there are only so many Greek shipping heirs out there...

I thought the title read "Paris found dead in gutter" needless to say i was disapointed.

So someone bought her crap for $2,775 and sold it for $10 million. That tells me two things. 1. Someone is a genius and 2. Someone is a fucking moron.

That's nothing. One time I was bangin' Paris, while we were watching old Popeye cartoons, and she busted out a rolled up dollar bill, a can of spinach, and did 8 lines! She got so jacked after that!

I'm not surprised ofcourse Paris is suggesting here she's smoking something what's stuffed in a metal pipe.I'm just amazed to see she knows at least how to handle a "pipe".

She's just pissed that someone ELSE is finally profiting from the exploitation. Other than herself. Be-Because she's a walking exploitation of herself. The whore.

I hate Paris so much, she forces me to use a word that I don't get the chance to use the often. Paris Hilton is a cunt. Not a nice pretty, well manicured healthy cunt ... no the only difference between Paris and some used up disease ridden crack whore cunt is Grandpapa's money.

I hate Paris Hilton.

Maybe if we all just turn around and ignore this cunt, she'll shrivel up into a pile of dust and blow away. C'mon people, nothing to look at.

She is incredibly stupid.

16 I don't know whats worse, that, or the fact that she's wearing a tommy hilfiger shirt.

Like she needs more money!! She didn't pay the bill, the skanky skank...she knew what would happen. Who keeps shit like that in storage and then doesn't pay the bill??

@27... The tommy shirt is enough to despise anyone.

Why is she 'appalled' all of a sudden? She wasn't back when the crap was auctioned off. Much less about her own behavior. Identity theft? No. Harassment? Yes. It's just more of the same. No one is shocked. Does anything make her blush?

On the third photo,look at the remainings what's left of her pig-tails.Maybe she left them at the set of 'girls gone wild'.

Agag! A metal pipe?! Who the hell smokes a metal pipe? Who sells them? Maybe it was her mothers during those freer times in the 1800s.

She is such a moron, everyone knows that Popeye was so hard-core he would eat his stash straight, no chaser and would never be caught doing something so stupid as snorting his spinach! Everybody else also knows that snorting spinach makes you forget to pay your storage locker fees.

Oh, I guess it is too late for that.

well that's original. Heiress Princess Paris Hilton suing someone ONCE AGAIN because she was irresponsible and didn't "think" or in this case, she didn't scratch the top of her head and say "oh..hehe." but then again, you can't save a dipshit, you can only watch them get dumber and dumber and dumber...the list goes on my friend.

~N@ughty

Any pig-tails found on ebay yet?

PARIS HILTON IS STILL HOT. Oh, no, wait...that was a an echo from a parallel universe or something. Sorry everyone. False alarm.

It's like the dude who stole someone's photos, tried to pass them off as his own, got caught, and then tried to sue for defamation of character:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kk/206114040/

this is seriously funny. lousy twat gets a little bit of justice done to her. with all that money she has access to, she wouldn't even pay a lousy storage fee. she is getting exactly what she deserves. i hope the people she is suing counter-sue the bitch.

Hey imagine this.Paris is suing the seller on ebay because he's selling her pig-tails.Hilarious!

And to think, all it took was her not paying a $295 god damn storage bill and she is up shit creek.

Okay, the belongings got auctioned off, someone bought them. Now, feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but whoever bought them, wasn't the stuff theirs to do with as they saw fit? Unless she can sue on some case of invasion of privacy. She's the glittering jewel of amazing stupidity for not paying the freaking storage bill. As someone else already pointed out, who stores such personal belongings then try to stiff the storage facility? Especially someone who is as supposedly famous as Ms. Hilton is? This girl proves once again she's not only a skank, but an idiotic/ignorant one at that.

I wish I was famous. Seriously...you could sell your own shit and people would buy it.
And by shit I mean my excrement. I'd be seriosuly rich... Toe nail clippings..."This is the toe nail clipping from last Thursday, so it has been to the opening of this and that big film. Limited edition!"

I'd hit it.....................

with a f'n frying pan.

Yeah even though the belongings are legally the posession of somebody else, she still has grounds to sue for defamation of character if they're using them in a malicious attempt to, like, do stuff, or something, hey look a birdie.

Thanks for pointing that out. Expert in all things sue-worthy I am not.

I'm still in shock that she could spell "apalled" let alone know what the definition means. --oh wait that is what "spellcheck" is for I guess. Who gives a flying monkey's ass about her or her fugtard of a family?

I'm still "apalled" that more than 2 people bought her wack record album (and I used that term referring to her "singing" in the loosest sense of the word"

she's smoking vaginal wart cream hoping that gets rid of them. Oh, sparis.

No. Paris can't spell. She uses an untrained monkey to write her letters. It's actually been camouflaged into looking like a chihuahua. She doesn't want to be linked to Michael Jackson and his monkey. I think child molestation is the only thing missing on the list of "things Paris Hilton has done". Quite sure.

#7 - thank you for correcting your erroneous post. You have separated yourself from the DamYELLs of the world.

#21 & 28 - Yah! True ... true.

#42 - there is no defamation of character here. Since the site is conclusive evidence OF HER EVIL WAYS, I'd call it DEFINITION of character. The only reason Paris is suing is because they are hoping that the defendant cannot afford the legal fees required to keep the site up. Yet, if you've paid $10 million for that crap, I'm fairly certain that you can afford a lengthy court battle. I hope that it goes to trial, and the judge throws the suit out on the grounds of the stupidity and negligence of the plaintiff.
"If you don't want to lose your stuff, reach into your change purse & cough up the rental fees. It's not like she DOESN'T SPEND THAT MUCH on a steak dinner and all.

Wouldn't you just start rolling if you found out that Joe Francis was involved in this scheme somehow?

Sorry - I just realized that I was shouting. Carry on.

The whore has no case. She has become a "public figure" and by that I mean when you have sex in the "public" square without even charging for it well, what can you possibly imply that is demeaning and defaming to yourself after the fact?

Best of luck to America's favorite stupid whore.

America's favorite cumguzzling, retarded, lazy-eyed, stupid whore, you mean.

fuck, I'd just sell it back to paris for a $10 million markup.

want it back? fine, fuck you, pay me.

Oh, it's smoking an enormous amount of weed that makes her eye look like that...

smoke weed every day

She should change her name to Stayhigh. Stayhigh Hilton.

Hasn't this site been up for a while? why is she only bothering to do this now? was she like hmm, maybe i'll let them run with this for a bit and see if the publicity generated is good or bad? then when the publicity shockingly proved to be bad, she was like okay, time to file a lawsuit to make it seem like i care?!

And damn, who was the lucky prick that found out it was being auctioned for $2.7k?!?! I'd pay that in a second for all those goodies. You've gotta know you could flip 'em for a small fortune!!! Lucky bastard!!!

JuliaBrutta- why should I change my name to "little fish"? You're such a Frenchtard!!
I would show you my dick and prove you wrong, but you would just drop to your knees and surrender. I wouldn't let a French whore suck my dick anyway.........

Did you ever wonder why "Pepe Le Pew" was a skunk? It's because French people bathe in ass water.......

Now fuck off you smelly-surrendering-French-CUNT!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I had nothing to say about Paris that I haven't already said the last 10,000 times there was a post about her........

Wait, now I know why she is such a herpe infested wonkie eye freak..........

Because her parents named her after their visit to France..........

#3, #7

WHAT AN IDIOT!

I get it now! Her eye went lazy because she smoked so much pot!

Seriously though. It's not like we DON'T know she does this. We know she's a whore. It's not like reaffirming it is demeaning to her character.

420th!!!

I agree--she is totally stupid for getting photographed while sacrificing the sacred herb. Now she'll probably be fired from her job and have to get drug tested at any new job. What? She's independently wealthy? Oh, then smoke the eff up, Paris!!! It's just a little pot. Let her pretend she's in college.

pensate che sia francese dalla Francia? dovete comprare un programma e vedere che Dichiara non soltanto sia su esso. Ci è un mondo intorno voi!

57- note that french people don't put dirty things in their mouth! We have nice slim bodys, don't believe in war and have white sparkling teeth!!! Not like you

va il vaffunculo nonna

GANJA! fucking stupid bitch, shes a millionaire and smokes out of a shitty pipe like that? its some chronic im sure though...

if she had married that skank from girls gone wild she'd be Paris Francis

I'd still hit her in a New York minute. I'm not sure if I'd have that great a time though, wearing those heavy duty rubber fishing waders with the bib front, not to mention the arc welders helmet and leather workshirt.

Oh, and does anyone know how much feeling my dick will have after its been encased in fifty rubbers?

65 - ask Italian Stallion....

65 - ask italian stallion!! he should know!

fishy fishy fishy...

yah, well they also found valtrex in that storage unit...so my guess is that her herpes is terminal, so let her smoke her medicinal marijuana until she JUST DIES and goes away

@61 I understand, even though your Italian is fucking horrible!! So, what you're saying is that you're a French Canadian? I'm sorry to have insulted you earlier. Now that I know you're French and black, the gods seem to have already insulted you for life..........

Who wrote this crap? "It'd be like building a giant tower out of glass and knives and then suing Ikea after it collapsed on you." Why the fuck are you going to build a tower with stuff from iKea?

"Why the fuck are you going to build a tower with stuff from iKea?"

If you're retarded enough to allow yourself to be taped smoking weed, you're retarded enough to build a tower out of stuff from Ikea. Even all of the brain-dead stoners that posted in this thread would agree. Thank you.

paris smoking weed...i think its prett sick

Do they normally auction off items publicly like that. I have only seen that kind of pipe twice in movies or documentraries and it was filled with crack not reefer. I could of sworn som erandom guy walked up to her in an interview before and said i bought your stuff for you and she thanked him. It might seem like a trivial amount but i frequently forget deadlines so she forgot to pay her storage with pictures and movies not clothes and furniture. How come their is no designer clothes being auctioned off id imagine that is what her wardrobe is composed of.

You know, Mr. Superficial, if you were actually able to write witty commentary, maybe it wouldn't be so infuriating that you're so absolutely obsessed with such a worthless individual.

#58 yeah yeah yeah, fuck you too

I was about to ask about the bong. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Isn't it enough that other people already take pictures of her for no reason? Who the fuck has pictures of themselves smoking weed!?

Here, we have fun.

In the mainstream media, it's just reported as a "scandal," with none of our awesome commentary, thus, serving to simply keep her Q rating high, which ensures more projects, more scandals, and so on.

Meanwhile, a guy by the name of Ed Brown is refusing to pay his taxes. Our taxes, BTW, are chiefly interest payments on the national debt, owed to a private banking cartel, the Federal Reserve, which can never be paid off because there is more debt than actual currency in existence, becuase our currency is fiat (worthless paper, money by decree), and can be created out of thin air. Ergo, we are all debt slaves.

The IRS is gonna kill him. Nothing for sale, so it's not a promotion:
http://questforfairtrialinconcordnh.blogspot.com/

she should of been spayed when she was 12....better yet...tell the mother of the whore that she should of considered getting spayed herself...if i knew i was going to give birth to a paris hilton...i would have A.) fucked a better looking person B.) commited suicide or C.) got an abortion....paris hilton should rot.

:-)

DAMMIT! She makes marihoochie look bad!

How can anyone make getting stoned look so damned harmful and unappetizing? Leave it up to Parasite.

does anyone have a USERNAME n PASSWORD to share?? email me at quickdisco87@yahoo.com.sg, tia!

She's such an embarassing person! I'd be ashamed to be a relative of hers!
She's now on a tv ad in Italy ("Tre" a mobile telephone company) and, boy!!, she looks just like a slut... just imagine how PH would put fuel in her car (mini mini micro skirt, panoramic view of her butt, spread legs... ).
And it's aired at least every 10 minutes!
That's a f***ing nightmare...

PS: Forgive me for my poor english! ^^'

46: Actually Paris has molested a child before. Remember the music video when she was humping a 13 y.o. kid? I pretty sure that counts as child molestation.

70

You are such a retard. I'm not black, not French, not Italian (translation from the net does suck) BUT YOU JUST INSULTED BLACK PEOPLE....STUDIP RACIST DICK HEAD

@85 WTF is "STUDIP" ? Is that some sort of ebonics that you and your self-hating white friends use to seem cool to all your black peeps ? Right on, sista !

French Black Canadians live in Nigloo's

Canigs

@71,72~learn to read then maybe your mom'll let you use the computer more often. smoking from brass is toxic and explains things like why I wrote this. GlassPundit

88 :O-~

What is that face in #90--is that a vomit face? I don't know what that is.

haters---paris is fine as hell, shut up

zomg!!!!111one
paris used a big vocabulary word, appalled!!!

ok, one question......where does everyone think the herpes ARE? LOL, the face lips or the meat curtians? im seriously wondering....
any thoughts????!!!

and furthermore, with all her money WHY is she smoking out of what LOOKS like either A) a crack pipe or B) a really cheap pipe!!!
GO PYREX, SLUT!!!!

If it weren't for her daddy's money she'd be the under-the-table cocksucker at a cheap Bangkok bar.

I hate the slut, but she's holding something I desperately want.

I really picked a bad day to stop smoking :(

haha what an idiot. if she didnt take pictures this wouldnt have happened

oh and .. why did she sell the stuff if she didn't want it getting out. the person of that website is getting tons of money

In this video here,she uses the N and F words

http://www.spreadit.org/2007/01/31/paris-is-not-only-homophobic-but-shes-also-racist/

She is so screwed

100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I ROCK!

YAY ME!!!!!!

Paris planned it all with the guy.

This bitch makes me think we should give communism a chance. Would anyone really care if she died?

if you ignore it,it will go away

Paris is gross. She probably wants her stuff online and wants the attention. She actually shows her vagina and crotch to the whole world and she flashes her breasts to the whole world, why would she care about the other personal stuff? The whole USA and other countries have already seen her naked, have sex on a movie and flash her vagina to the whole world. When she gives birth she is probably go to show that to the whole world also...like she is the first person to have sex on the planet and she is the only woman on the planet with a vagina and breasts? Like she is the only woman on the planet to make out with men and have sex and get stoned? She is so full of herself, and its stupid that people give her all the attention, if you looked beneath the a whore replica she is giving out, you will find an unhappy miserable insecure little girl.....Why else does she need to go on camera and ask men if she is cute while flashing her vagina??? secure beautiful women dont flas their vagina and breasts to the camera and to the world. Secure beautiful classy women keep their clothes on and their legs crossed..She is just a scared baby...who shows her tits becuase she has nothing else to offer. Its a sad thing for me to see....she needs help.

Karams a Bi-atch! Hey herpes hilton??

Karma is a bitch hey Herpes Hilton???

wow, $10 mill? i wish i got that

paris smrdí