Jan 24 2007Paris Hilton gets exposed

i hate this girl

Good lord. The apocalypse has arrived.

sounds like hiltons effort of getting back into teh spotlight.

we've seen these "shocking" photos one time too many.

Good God....I'm sure I could find a MUCH better way to spend $39.97....You know like paying some monkeys to fly up my ass!! It is unreal the extremes that this skank will go to in order to keep her name in the tabloids....and why do I see her NOT paying a bill at all and planting shit for someone to "find"....what a fucking PUKE!

Good God....I'm sure I could find a MUCH better way to spend $39.97....You know like paying some monkeys to fly up my ass!! It is unreal the extremes that this skank will go to in order to keep her name in the tabloids....and why do I see her NOT paying a bill at all and planting shit for someone to "find"....what a fucking PUKE!

I HATE when it double posts

what's really interesting about this is that at first, the items were going to be "auctioned off" but now you can only pay to see them.

maybe paris' little plan will backfire. supposedly the videos are all of her doing drugs and having sex with various people. maybe now everyone will stay away from her to avoid having their own shenanigans revealed by this opportunist.

pathetic, the guy better go to a clinic pronto if he's been handling that stuff without surgical gloves.

Am I the only one who can set my watch by how often Paris Hilton gets noticed? Really, what would celeb news be without her and Hohan...

What I wanna know is who the fuck has all these random naked picture and videos of themselves. She must think a lot of herself to fucking have a storage unit devoted to her skinny naked body shit.

Holy Hell, why does anyone even care about her anyways, she is sucha stupid ass whore. HAHA although there are so many funny things to say about her its good to have her around for the humor.

The guy in that picture with the skankbag while she's getting groped & fondled looks like Ilan from Top Chef. I thought he was cooler than that... now I hate him.

This just doesn't scream "profitable endeavor" to me. The first few people who pay to view this stuff simply take screen shots of it and show it to whomever they like. As for the "racy" video, why stick forks in your eyes a second time?

Why would anyone pay for that crap?

Please, let's all ignore Paris Hilton and maybe she will go away.

That's 'cause it's a TOTAL publicity stunt. This person doesn't have any meaningful employment, or talent. And her wing of the Hilton family is not really THAT rich, I mean they don't have hundreds of millions. So, this is how she stays on the public eye so morons and booze companies keep paying her to skank it up.

I'D PAY 100,000* TO READ HER OBITUARY.

(in monopoly cash)

How about we all agree to pay $39.97 to a hitman so he can take this bitch out?

And by "this bitch", I could mean either Paris or danielle.

#15 - LOL

Why pay if she gives us the exact same things for free?

You'd think she'd be more careful with her private stuff, especially videos, since her first sex tape came out... Moron.

i love paris hilton... shes incredible! seriously, i think shes amazing

17.

I'd pay 200,000* just to watch someone hit your dumbass with wet brick. Of course, the person who'd actually do it would be your mother....and she'd have to include front row seats and popcorn to get the two hundred grand. Tell her that for me, will ya?

*-(also "monopoly" cash).

Rumor has it that the "unseen video footage" shows her using Nicole Richie as a human dildo.

The guy who bought this stuff and is selling online access to it obviously doesn't read thesuperficial.com and others. He wouldn't have wasted his time : there's no audience.

@21...THAT'S a good one.

www.dlisted.com?

wet brick?

more mass? I ....don't ?!?!

Care to explain the scientific principle behind such a bizarre thing.

she gave cher's son herpes? No!

//displaying my shocked face.
///not really.

I'd still shag Paris rotten.

25.

I believe the "hit man" that you paid your last 39.97 to could better explain this "scientific" phenom.

Let me get him on the phone.....

Oh my heck! This is probably just another one of her stupid "accidental" publicity stunts. The girl can't stand it if she is out of the public eye for 5 seconds. Everyone knows she goes on X17 and signs in under different screen names so she can post about herself while trying to make it look like she has legions of adoring fans. Please everyone ignore her so she will go away...or at least have a mental breakdown from not being the center of attention.

I'm with Big Jim, #16. I will gladly pony up my $40.00, anytime, anywhere. But I want a guarantee that it WILL happen.

#10: "What I wanna know is who the fuck has all these random naked picture and videos of themselves. She must think a lot of herself..."

She also carries around a scrapbook of herself and her ex-fiance.

When I say carries around -- I mean she keeps it *in her car* for convenient reading.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/9045/2007/01/06/what-would-paris-hilton-do-without-the-paps.aspx

I think she might be a narcissist with hoarding tendencies.

F-Sucker,

Is that all you ever say on every thread?

You sound like me!

Hi danielle!

I love you nigger!

danielle, you brainless bucket of cunt fungus:

The only thing more useless than you is TypeKey.

I so enjoy the disjointed ramblings of danielle on these posts. She obviously has taken more balls to the head than Doogie Howser..
Keep up the fair work, kid..

The Doc.

I think the bigger question (that someone hinted at above) is WTF does Paris have a storage unit (had, until it was supposedly sold off)? Doesn't she have numerous homes? Doesn't the hotel-and-other-property-owning Hilton family have anyplace Paris can stash her shit well away from the prying eyes of the public? Or was this the whole point, that it would look like the crap fell into the wrong hands through no fault of her own? I still haven't decided if Paris is smart enough to engineer PR stunts more complex than showing her boobs and pretending to do it with her sister in the back of a limo. My guess would be no, but maybe she's really a genius.

31.

What was that, Casper?

32.

That's odd. I could've sworn I overheard your mother saying "Damnit boy!, get your uselss ass outta ma trailur and get a dern job!".

Define "useless" dear.

Also,

Dr. Billybob, is it?

Where'd you get your degree?

Perhaps on the back of a tampon box? Super Heavy, huh?

Go fuck a tree retard.

(33)Three races nicely mixed up finally beat up the one.Hahahaha,this is a funny one.

As much as I hate Paris & the reason behind her fame, she isn't behind this website.
It's been created by someone who bought all of the stuff off of someone else who bought all of her stuff when she abandoned her storage unit. Supposedly, she's thinking about suing to shut the site down.

Someone totally unrelated is making a buck off of her name. And why not? If Paris can make a buck for a nightclub being named after her, and for attending the Vienna Opera Dance, why shouldn't someone else make a buck off of her name in an equally worthless venture?

Maybe she's a dude which is trying to get these expensive surgery financed.I really don't know who she is.

Ok, so I have an account on imdb.com and apparently someone was dumb enough to pay and get an account. Bottom line: he says the site is lame, there's nothing interesting or new and if you watched the trailer you pretty much have seen everything on the site.

DamYell - take notes:
#32 - funny.
#33 - funny
#36 - Not knowing that tampons don't come in "Super Heavy" size; they are "Super Plus" size - funny, because you've once again proven how stupid you are.
- Trying to relate "Super Heavy" into a joke about getting a Ph.D off of a tampon box - NOT funny. I believe that the common pop culture term references "cereal box" or "Cracker Jack Box", not tampon box.

Damn, and the one time you should have used the word "Cracker", and you missed it. What a shame.

Super Heavy ... must be the strength of material that the awning company uses when making your granny-panties.

Thank you, Vale Wolf, thank you. I just watched that trailer and I was ready to hand over the $39.97 just to see the kilo of blow on that guys chest.

You have saved me from myself.

Gentle Reminder: Please cease and desist with the feeding of the trolls. Just envision the giant hard-on they get when they see someone actually paying attention to them. You know, they get home from school after another day of being ignored by The Cool Kids, have their snack, then get on mom's computer to fuck with some grownups.

Have some self-control, for Chrissake.

Ok, so obviously no one likes Paris for Paris. We check this site (and others) to see the new ways she can embarrass herself, and entertain us.

This site's trailer actually has me asking... when will this stuff be available for free? Being pathetic is so hot.

Is it just me or do I already know everything I need to know about her personal life, and much, much, much, much more? Any self respecting web-pirate will put all this on the internet for free anyway. If I can get a multi-million dollar movie before it hits the theaters, I'm pretty sure you could get this less-than-valuable cache of big birds personal crayon scribblings.

42.

Take notes.

Crackers have NO humor.

I could say BUG and your ass would laugh.

Get real, "Dr. Phil".

wheres the trailer??

He calls Paris a [I]supermodel[/I]. Hahahahahahahaha

hahahahaahahahahahaha

What a tool.

He called Paris a [I]Supermodel[/I] Hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahaha

Oh jesus, what a tool.

In other news, ...

I believe I do love me some cock!

I'd rather buy forty dollars' worth of lottery tickets than spend it to see Paris in a bathtub.

I'd pay $39.97 for a video of her neck getting snapped

#46 damnYELL, you're like Bruno Kiby's character on "Good Morning, Vietnam"...in your heart, you know you're funny.

It's just a damn shame nobody else is along for the ride, huh?

so yeah, as much as everyone cant stand paris hilton, is something like this actually legal? it seems like an invasion of privacy, and defamation of character..

wait.. um. that happened a long time ago. yeah.

cant she sue or something?

I'm more looking for a video with the title "Look ma!No hands!

Is that Joe Francis in the picture with her? If so, she is probably unconscious and he proped her up and pulled down her bikini for his "Girls (I drugged and molested) Gone Wild" video.

53.

And in your heart, you know that you're really "sexy".

Too bad everyone who comes into contact with you thinks otherwise.

You should REALLY go see somebody about that facial herpes, dear.

Toodles.

#57, Ah, another deathless witticism, i.e. just returning the same post to me. Is that still your idea of originality, or are you sticking with your earlier gems: "Go fuck a tree," and "Take that to the bank and shove it in a safe".

Better my idea of sexy than your idea of humor, any day.

What "same" post? I'd rather return a foot in your ass.

You know NOTHING about "originality". All you CAN do is follow people through threads like the homo, fugly ass bitch that you are, and hope to God that you get some kind of attention other than the attention you recieve at home from your father's dick everyday.

That's right sweetie: IDEA

R.I.P. to the doctor who laid eyes on your fugly ass when you were born, your poor mother and the hundreds of others you've killed with your "looks".

I guess your daddy is the only one who has become immune to you because he still jerks off on your face every night before bedtime.

What a bond.

#59 dumbYELL, that's the one thing everyone notices about you - you always return the same lob with the sender's name or whatever substituted. You can't bring it because you never had it in the first place.

"That's right sweetie: IDEA" If you ever DO get one, let's hope it doesn't expire from loneliness. I'm not placing any bets, though.

And it's "receive" - "i before e, except after c", you ignorant dangling hemorrhoid. Too bad you were out gobbling streetcorner cock to support your daddy's crack habit to ever get to school...but we have to wonder, why did you never stop after he OD'd?

Uh, yeah.

I would LOVE to carry on with this conversation but, seeing as though your IQ equals that of a brown paper bag...I'll pass.

damnYELL, did you chew through your collar again?

Yah - damYELL would recognize someone with the IQ of a brown paper bag - considering that hers is the same. Birds fo a feather flock together. (not towards you, sb. Just towards damyell & the bpb.)
SB - that Bruno Kirby reference was EXCELLENT! LMAO. "This has not one goddam thing to do with whether you play polkas or DON'T play polkas!" >^D

#52 - A snuff flick, starring Paris Hilton getting donkey punched at the moment of truth & having her brain separate from her spinal column. Now THAT'S getting your $40 worth.

#63 Thanks, wedge. dumbYell's pal Frenchy thanks you, too

I smell wet, dirty vagina. Something tells me manyell is lurking.

#65 - Biatcho, you can hear it's knuckles scraping the pavement too?

I think it's her mooseknuckle we hear scraping the pavement. that vagina bag hangs low.

Biatcho, that's because her species just evolved to being bipedal.

#67 - LMFAO so hard that I almost kicked my PC over on accident. One of those laughs where the veins in your temples pop out, but you don't make any sound.

Thx Biatcho! I'm paralyzed now laughing so hard, picturing her mooseknuckle dragging on the ground, leaving a slime trail behind her, pedestrians slipping & sliding all over the place. It's mass HYSTERIA!!

This is so fake - totally orchestrated by Paris and her PR team. I bet she's getting millions for this stunt. Ask yourself why a million dollar princess would leave something in a public storage garage when she has a million dollar mansion to strut around in. FAKE!

#27: already rotten buddy!

#33: hehehe, loves it.

and from #65 onward, I lost sphincter control

71. That happens to me all the time! I remember this one time, at band camp, ...

#70. Yeah, I smell that too. Like Kirstie Alley gains and loses weight publicly, and it's her job, being a stupid, spoiled, bratty, drunken, drug-addled, skinny, bored-looking, wonky-eyed, baby-talking whore and ocassionally 'leaking' a video of herself are the main elements of Paris' job.

I tell ya I just love RichPort and biatcho. Fine holiday fun :-)

Paris hilton should be deported for actually being too stupid to be an American.-she is even dumber than Courtney Love

ha ha...well she deserves every humiliation that comes from it!