Jan 8 2007Paris Hilton doesn't understand bunny ears

how can one person be so dumb?

No no, you have it all wrong, she is inviting men to insert TWO fingers up her twat...it's a sexual signal, she is on the prowl...

this is the best you can do?

If her actions have anything to do with rabbits, it's because she fucks like one...

No. No. No. You've got the story all wrong.

Paris was just answering one of the questions that her adoring "fans" had asked her.

Now, we all know the bitch can't count to two...so she just held up two of her manish fingers. Duh!

BTW- The question was:

"So Paris, how many STD's do you REALLY give out per day".

Maybe it's a sign she is about to cut a deal to do Playboy? Now is a good time to cancel my subscription ...

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Only a real actress like me can pull off bunny ears, and not a skank like Paris. Oh.

Well when elementary school is all you've completed you do things like that...

She's demonstrating what she puts behind her ears to make herself attractive to men - ...her ankles...

Normally it is your friends that do the "Bunny Ears" thing behinde your back. Since Paris doesn't have any friends this is what she's left with.....

Well this and a scabed over, pussfilled, herpes riddled labia.

this is Paris sign language for DP. Double Penis-tration. Oh yeah, 2 baby. TWO. *ish proud* And you KNOW momma and daddy are proud as well. They each hold an ankle.

if they pulled back, you'd see that she's standing in front of a men's rest room and somebody just called out "how many hot carls do you want today?"

LOL @ the Hide and Seek remark. =]

Since she like playing games by herself, I think her next game alone should be "Russian Roulette".................

I would guess she wants all of us to know that she likes to have two cocks inside her at the same time...

is her nose getting longer? you can hang coats on that thing!

So how many cocks do you gobble before 8am Paris?

Q - ...What is the difference between Paris Hilton and a pig??

A - You can only get TWO fingers up a pig's cunt...

paris is getting fat.

Those aren't bunny ears. She's calling for peace in the Midwest.

She is demonstrating her favorite position, legs spread and feet up in the air...

Forget the bunny ears......what about that EYE??? That god-awful eye. Lazy eyes are NOT sexy.

She is at an auction using hand signals, and she is auctioning off her snatch to the highest bidder...

Her subconscious is advertising just how mindless she really is. The human mind is an amazing thing. Even Paris' demented brain understands its substandard nature.

Its official....nobody wants to be seen in photos with Paris anymore. Not even to give her bunny ears.

Why must you post every single thing Paris Hilton does? I really don't get it. I mean, I obviously enjoy reading worthless crap just like everyone else, but honestly. Worthless crap about worthless crap is where I think we should draw the line. I could hear more interesting gossip in a high school cafeteria.

She's squinting, probably got some stray jizz in her eye from the cumshot she just got in the men's room a few minutes earlier...

What she obviously doesn't understand is that the two fingers were supposed to be used to POKE HER DAMN EYES OUT! Not like the wonky eye is much use to her anyway.

I laughed hard at the "double penetration" comments I've read. If she did that in a porno, would anybody still WANT to see that?

PH - we're all begging you - Plz disappear forever!

The 2 fingers represents:

A) her I.Q or high score on the S.A.T. or playing Pac Man

B) number of minutes she is NOT having sex with someone or something

C) the number of fan requests she gets for radio airplay of her wack record album

D)the number of minutes she has left in her 15 vapid minutes of fame

Paris is pointing out the age when she lost her virginity.

she actually looks nicer in this photo than ive seen her look in a long time, if u put your thumb over the face u cud even mistake her for someone sexy.

Little bunny foo-foo, please foo-foo-fook off.

My IQ is....

A Whale's Vagina?

Actually she does "in a sence" know what she's doing although I certainly don't. Actually she's doing a "little gesture" that alot of high school and college girls do these days. My daughter goes to USC and she and her friends have been doing that for about 4 months now...I have no idea where they got or why...

lol at all the comments above mine. she probably just thinks it means something different.

lol at all the comments above mine. she probably just thinks it means something different.

#20 no she's calling for peace in her vagina.

Remember--if it wasn't for her daddy's money, she'd be an ugly waitress at Denny's.

Remember--if it wasn't for her daddy's money, she'd be an ugly waitress at Denny's.

This broad wants to be a bunny so bad it's painful to watch. I love that Hef is having none of it. You just know that Hef chuckles to himself everytime he thinks of her.

She looks like her mom.

Man, she let herself go! She use to be quite a passable tranny. Now she's just a shapeless blob with a weave.

I'd hit it.

^ That's cos your standards are dirt-low. You'd hit a praying mantis, if you could.

This chick is rich as hell. Why does she constantly look like she shops at WalMart?

everytime i see her face i want to claw my eyes out due to the fact that god actually made her...and im forced to look and hear about her....and from what ive read from the bible we are all here on earth for a purpose........what purpose does she have besides spreading her legs and stds to others? boggles my mind...and im pretty sure i might contract aids just thinking about her and her "purpose" here...god help us all...

Hey toiletdick -- you were a lot better just modifying movie names.....

Despite i think she truly is a bitch and which bitch isn't,maybe she has her moments to attempt to cheer me up.Where can i find this little bitch in this little big xxx-city?

I've high needs.I need to know it fast.

Paris understands one thing; having a dick in her mouth!

what a freaking loser....don't cover her anymore!