Paris Hilton checks out her own boobs

She's checking them out because she's wondering why she looks like a 12 year old wearing a padded training bra for the first time.

She's thinking, "So that's what they look like without a cock in between them!"

And while doing so...she only came up with her manish feet.

Also,

That's a padded bra.

Either she just realized that when you get knocked up, your boobs grow, or this is the first time that she's worn a bra since high school, and she just realized how much more shapely they look in one.

Paris Hilton's stuff for sale on the internet.

Symantec issues virus warning.

Are these things related?

I wonder if she will try and sell that
stretched
out old
Pussy
on Ebay?

Maybe she is thinking that they look so much cleaner with out cum all over them

Hi danielle!

I love you!

What's your email addy?

I have some pictures for you!

wow yeah that probably is the first time we've ever see her in a bra.
#4 not to mention PERKY...

Have you been to Ferrets lately?

I love you danielle!

What's your email addy?

Tell me!

I have some picture JUST FOR YOU!

8.

Why the hell would I give your dumbass my email? Take your fugly ass somewhere and buy brain.

Twat.

10.

Like I said, fuck off.

Thirteenth!!!

Please leave Paris alone. She was just trying to count to 2.

What is with the blast shields? What up Silkwood?

She looks like a friggen Welder.

Those specs are bigger than her boobs...

Come to Ferrets with me!

It's fun!

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

I love you danielle!

Where is BitchPort?

She's not looking at her boobies.

She just can't keep her head up under the weight of those Yoko's.

OY!

#12 - Actually you said "buy brain", not "fuck off", but it's cool. You're dumb. I get it.

You know, you DON'T have to post every silly thing this necrocunt does.

sheeeeesh

I love you danielle!

Kiss me with those big lips!

I love you danielle!

What's your email addy?

They're not bad to suck on, either.

I am guessing her email is Danielle@leavemealone.com

#16.

Listen dyke,

Quit following me through the threads like some sort of deranged fuck withthout a life.

Wait, did I say "like" ?

I'm not even going to respond to that "thing" in spot 19.

"Necrocut" says it all.

Your IQ equals that of a grape.

She NEVER wears a bra under shirts like that! shocker

She has really nice handful/mouthfull boobies, very very nice

DUUUUUUMB. SOOO fucking DUUUUMB!

Now what really would have shocked the hell out of me was if this title had said "Paris Hilton Checks Out a Book from the Library."

Brian:

Try cunt@cuntfungus.com

All Im saying there aint no question who the man is
In my civic or in this show biz
I drill the fool, kill the fool
Come on what you say?
I think I can take care of all you muthafuckas dont delay right away

I saw Paris in a library once. She stopped to ask directions to the nearest coke drop. Someone had told her that you can find out anything in a library.

Can we get more pictures of Jessica Biel? Or Screech? Rather look at my gramma's naked body than look at Perish Hilton. And, my gramma is DEAD!

Shouldn't Paris H. be in rehab? Word on the street is she passes gas as frequently as a skunk.

@23 get over yourself I wasn't EVEN TALKING TO YOU. Remember the original thread is about Pris fucking Hilton NOT YOU, honey.

And you didn't even misquote me right I didn't write necrocut, I wrote necrocunt. Now stay the fuck away from my posts CUNT.

Thanks BigJim!

What's your email addy?

I have pictures for you too!

Did you ever drop the towel?

I didn't think so!

Where is Kim?

What is her email addy?

Do you like my link BigJim?

Where's Jrzmommy?

What's your email BigJim?

I have pictures for you!

Come on everybody lets go to Ferrets!

Look up ^

Where is biatcho?

What is her email addy?

I love the Superfish!

Lets go to Ferrets!

Who's next everybody?

I need help!

No I don't!

I can't stop!

Yes I can!

What's going on?

There is some serious Twilight Zone shit going on here.

Can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist for our pal Brian? It may be time for him to renew his Haldol prescription.

I hate to admit it, but they're not half bad...

BigJim what's your email addy?

Someone tell me!

I have pictures for you guys!

What's Haldol?

Drop the towel BigJim!

What is your email addy?

You got it Jim, that is fucking lame lame lame.

it's wally gotta be wally but there's that link to SJ but never dropped towel? wally but she could read would she? she'd have to read all the time to catch that gotta be wally but there was that recent attack on SJ and maybe the earlier attack on jrz was her too still probably wally maybe him both times wait PHN is about to launch his site so why not take ferret down he hated most of the people anyway he said so himself that's crazy no way it's gotta be wally or SJ. or that assferret guy.

mr marbles?

Dear Mr. Frist,

I am the proud owner of a 2006 Dodge Mega Cab and I think your rebate idea is a winner. However, I think the rebate amount should be a little bit higher. I mean $100 won't even fill up my tank. I think it would be fair if you would give a variable rate rebate based on the gas mileage of the person's vehicle. For example, do those Toyota Corolla owners really need a $100 rebate? Those nerdy Corolla owners can go 2 weeks between fill ups and it only costs them $30 at the pump. Besides, most of us Mega Cab/Super Duty drivers are loyal supporters of the Republican Party. I think the least you can do is give us a reasonable rebate.

Thanks,

A Loyal Pickup Truck Republican

Ps: Enclosed is a photo of my new Mega Cab
http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/3060000000047496.JPG?0.6279...

it's wally gotta be wally but there's that link to SJ but never dropped towel? wally but she could read would she? she'd have to read all the time to catch that gotta be wally but there was that recent attack on SJ and maybe the earlier attack on jrz was her too still probably wally maybe him both times wait PHN is about to launch his site so why not take ferret down he hated most of the people anyway he said so himself that's crazy no way it's gotta be wally or SJ. or that assferret guy.

mr marbles?

Dear Mr. Frist,

I am the proud owner of a 2006 Dodge Mega Cab and I think your rebate idea is a winner. However, I think the rebate amount should be a little bit higher. I mean $100 won't even fill up my tank. I think it would be fair if you would give a variable rate rebate based on the gas mileage of the person's vehicle. For example, do those Toyota Corolla owners really need a $100 rebate? Those nerdy Corolla owners can go 2 weeks between fill ups and it only costs them $30 at the pump. Besides, most of us Mega Cab/Super Duty drivers are loyal supporters of the Republican Party. I think the least you can do is give us a reasonable rebate.

Thanks,

A Loyal Pickup Truck Republican

Ps: Enclosed is a photo of my new Mega Cab
http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/3060000000047496.JPG?0.6279...

"How can i serve you Superfish?".Thanks for your concern Paris.I really appreciate it.

Ford truck is 'larger than life'

HE: Gee whiz, that diesel is noisy. Maybe that's not a big deal out in the middle of Texas on the King Ranch, but it gets pretty tiresome after about 20 miles of highway driving. And even on smooth roads, this truck tends to feel pretty bouncy. I'm concerned that heavy-truck makers don't feel compelled to install the same safety equipment, like side air bags, that they do on cars. And this may be the best truck in the universe, but 50 Gs is still an awful lot of money for a pickup -- even one with top-stitched tan saddle leather.

SHE: Ford may have skimped on some safety items, but our truck had adjustable pedals. And I think you can make the argument that this dominates other vehicles so much that side bags are moot. I disagree with your 50-G remark, too. This Ford makes much more sense than the Hummer H2 SUT pseudo-pickup, which is priced about the same. It's more practical and elegant than the Hummer and, man, could I picture George Bush behind the wheel. Maybe that's what those W-shaped brands were all about. The bottom line is that there is no better big truck than this one. How can you not give it five stars? The only option it lacked was spurs.

Quoted from the following web site:
http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosconsumer/0501/05/G03-50416.htm...

It's nice to see Paris Hilton in the news this week.i have missed her sluttyness.All hail to the queen of disfunction.

Scienceguy: I have an important message for you. Please stand by.

Yes, here it comes. Please wait.

Almost done. Yes, here it is. This is very important. Please continue reading.

Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

I don't think Paris is looking at her boobs, she's trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

Scienceguy: I have an important message for you. Please stand by.

Yes, here it comes. Please wait.

Almost done. Yes, here it is. This is very important. Please continue reading.

Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

I don't think Paris is looking at her boobs, she's trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

Scienceguy: I have an important message for you. Please stand by.

Yes, here it comes. Please wait.

Almost done. Yes, here it is. This is very important. Please continue reading.

Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

I don't think Paris is looking at her boobs, she's trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

What's my email addy?

Someone email me!

Where's Hopeless?

I love Ferrets!

whoa. Did NOT push the button twice.

Where's BigJim?

I love Ferrets!

I love me!

What's going on?

Where's Hopeless?

That's gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled.

whoa. Did NOT push the button twice.

That's gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

That's gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

That's gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

Hey idiot troll, if you're going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I'm making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the "." after "trolled". You really are pathetic. I'm outta here.

Hey idiot troll, if you're going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I'm making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the "." after "trolled". You really are pathetic. I'm outta here.

Hey idiot troll, if you're going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I'm making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the "." after "trolled". You really are pathetic. I'm outta here.

There is some seriously fucked up shit on the fish today. Actually, the world in general is kinda freaking me out.

For instance, today on my way to work I was listening to some classic rock station (because I'm a prehistoric 38 years old) and Elton John's "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" came on.

Well, I was listening to it, and I swear that I heard the words "Death Star plans" in the lyrics.

Even more strange is that this song came out four years before Star Wars.

Elton John: a true fudgepacking visionary.

Whats with the pics of blind big bird? They should give out free seeing eye dogs with those specs.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let's turn this into a freakin' newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words...

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don't forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you'll be welcome.

Whew.

Hello,

This is Walrus Gumboot, I've decided to take Papas advice, and that's that........*BANG*

I was just playing around!

Why the hate all of a sudden?

Hi BigJim!

I love you!

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let's turn this into a freakin' newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words...

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don't forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you'll be welcome.

Whew.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let's turn this into a freakin' newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words...

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don't forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you'll be welcome.

Whew.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let's turn this into a freakin' newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words...

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don't forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you'll be welcome.

Whew.

Looks like she's trying to coax them to grow a bit more.

"Come on Titties, look at how big Twat has grown."

W-T-F??????

Actually..to be truthful I've been reading all your stories but didn't seem to care much for them til now. This post = win.

#73 - I actually snorted coffee out my nose at that one! Thank you.

Despite the low opinion that most people seem to have of this creature, at least she takes better care of herself than Britney Spears and doesn't leave the house looking like a COMPLETE trainwreck.

I just made a statement in Paris Hilton's defence.

*blink*

I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

Dear MisterFish:

Please invest in a good IP sniffer or hire an online P.I. to weed out the bullshit. The troll thing is just plain goddamned annoying. This fucking crap should have been stopped months ago. Thank you in advance.

--Mz. FecalPellets

Did she get a boob job I didn't hear about? They look slightly less mosquito bite-y than usual. I dunno. Maybe it's just the shirt.

I really like her harry carey glasses.

This place is getting weirder...

I hate to say this but except for her UGLY glasses, she looks almost decent in these pics.

She must be having an "off" day.

Suzanne Sommers one-sided Pony Tail.

Very fresh.

In 1974...

If you’re not behind AFJ getting housed, then who is, sir?

Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His anger management therapy was going nowhere.

What boobs? I get bigger goosbums from looking at the whore...

she can see back to the future in those glasses.

i love the guy who writes on this site. How do I meet him?

I love the space goggles. Anyone know the designer? Gwen had a pair on in white.

Now if she'd get rid of those giant ass glasses, she might look HALFWAY normal.

That gir is going insane :s

the glasses are the only thing i like on these photos!!

Thanks Man! You know, Unlike 99.999999% of the population, I really cannot get enough of this woman. Thanks for catering to our tiny little crazed-loony Paris Hilton fan niche. It really warms the cockles of our hearts.

She's looking at them because she's now one step closer to her full tranny transformation.

id love to spit on her....hmmmm maybe tie her up and shove my hot curling iron up her coochie since she loves anything and everything up there...when is she goig to die? cmon if you kill presidents surely paris hilton will be shot soon then yes?

ha ha...hopefully she realized the suck!

you guys are just too dumb
probably can't get laid without paying first huh? ROFL