first

i bet the winner ends up getting to sleep with whoopi goldberg.

Is it just me, or has this woman suddenly become "scary skinny?" With those toothpick arms, the woman's tits look like a couple of speared cocktail onions.

Actually it's not difficult to imagine - first prize, one night with Paris, second prize, two nights with Paris...

Jameson looks so gross here - does she have AIDS?

Sounds like a classy show....
but then again...

#3 it's not uncommon for newly divorced women to get too thin cause they are trying to get back on the market. look at reese witherspoon now. anorexic. the only bad thing is jameson is a used up whore and "too skinny" never is attractive on whores because they look like they have "the mark"

Nothin' fake about those tits. Nope.

Now, wasn't Paris upset about her tape being released? And now she's doing a show with the guy?
Nothin' fake about her "outrage" over the release of her tape. Nope.

Quick! douse the area with a flamethrower, eliminate all who have come in contact IT'S SUPER AIDS!!!

Jenna's life of being a cum catcher is starting to show. She looks horribly ridden.

tough one to film, i'm guessing. "welcome, here are our 30 virgin men, who will...goddammit, 5 of them are back in jenna's ass, will somebody get the crowbar and the hose again? and then pull those dicks out of paris's mouth and give her another rinse...no, 'mr. virgin' she was NOT winking at you, jesus fucking christ..."

Take a good look at Jenna folks(what's left of her).

This is what happens when you start doing porn at the age of 5.

Disgustor, and wtf is up with Jenna. She didn't used to look like this.

The Jenna Jameson Diet... Meth, Booze and Anal Gang Bangs.

Im sure Jennas parents are proud of her. She starting to morph into Marilyn Chambers. Age is not good to sluts.

Let me do some quick math here..
1.Virgin for 18 to 34(?) years... +
2.Women everywhere in the world will know you have had sex with one or both of these women=
You will never have sex again because everyone knows where your stuff has been; or certain death from a super strain of std.
Is there actually anyone out there stupid enough to embarrass themselves this much? Unfortunately, probably.

Maybe Paris negotiated this as her "community service" for her DUI.

Jenna Jameson is starting to look like a barbie doll from all that plastic surgery.

#13, #18 et all:
I agree that Jenna is looking fucking hideous!! She used to be cute but lately she is getting more and more fucked up looking. Ewwwww.

I still think Jenna looks pretty damn good.

Winning this contest wouldn't be intimidating to the average virgin at all. I mean what newbie doesn't want a chance at a woman who would need a calculator to figure out the number of times she's been reamed orally, anally, and vaginally? I'd expect the "female" version of Virgin Territory to feature a chance to get drilled by Ron Jeremy and Weird Al.

Don't I recall Jenna saying on Howard Stern at some point that she "retired from porn" except for girl-on-girl? Maybe she needs the $$$ to keep her AIDS meds coming. Man, does she look bad.
Don't be surprised to see Lohan get involved as well. You know that promiscuity is her heart's desire.
I shudder to think about this concept. #4 - lol. What would the "consolation prize/parting gift" be?

I eat pizza

So they'll be actual hookers now and be paid for having sex with someone. Interesting...

This site once again supports pornography as a legitimate career and a social norm, when in reality it is the devil in disguise much as Jon Stewart and William Shatner are the devils personal henchmen. I'd like it to be known that CLAMP (Christian Legion Against Media Pornography) has designated this site as enemy number one in our war against pornography and we will not stop until God's word is number one on the Internet.

Oh CLAMP me Edna, clamp me hard, hahahahaha!

I agree with you all... I wouldn't cream on her face if my balls were in her mouth.

Edna, you know it's really the Cnristian Legion Against Pornography, aka the CLAP.

WHAT THE FUCK #25!!!!?????

Get the hell over it.

I as a worshipper of pornography reserve the right to see and hear about my own religious works on the internet.

YAY!!!

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

I know what'll be real funny: let Jenna and Paris initiate these virgins, then send these "virgins" to Osama Bin Laden, thereby making him contract mega-AIDS and killing him immediately. And it could be filmed for a reality show; "The Seven Virgins You Meet in Heaven." That would be kool!

#25 - God didn't create the internet.

Al Gore did...

#25 is insane.
anyhoo,
worst idea for a show....ever.

I'm CLAMPING myself in your name Edna!!

clampclampclampclampclampclampclampclampCLAMP!CLAMP!
CLAMP!
the power of christ compels me CLAMP! the power of christ compels me CLAMP!!!

hahahahahahahaha bitch

as an aside
i thought that the pic of Jenna was one of those wax statues you see at madame tussands
anyone else think that?

I'm going to pretend to be a virgin so I can get into a threesome with those two.

That would be flippin' sweet.

#25

you said "I'd like it to be known that CLAMP (Christian Legion Against Media Pornography) has designated this site as enemy number one in our war against pornography and we will not stop until God's word is number one on the Internet. "

Really, THIS site is enemy number one? hmmm, I would say that you are LYING because any legit organization fighting Porn would most likely designation a PORN site as enemy number one. If you are going to lie here's an idea, try to be less of a dumb-ass.

Oh, as for Paris and Jenna, I think Jenna would win as far as efficiency. With her ability to do Double Penetration Vaginal AND anal she could concievable de-virginize 4 guys at once.

I would love to have a threesome with these two.

Actually I would rather have a foursome with this three. http://www.tmz.com/photos/miss-nevada/116782/

When are we gonna stop giving sociopaths TV shows?

Hahaha - I just read the Wiki on CLAMP.

Crazy assed lunatic freek.

Edna on your behalf I just joined the NCAC.
http://www.ncac.org/ Your CLAP name wouldn't be Pringle would it? :)

Why the fck are you even here? Yes I like to feed the trolls.

Edna, #25. One thing I've learned throughout the years is that anyone with an independant thought it their head usually doesn't follow religion devoutly, and they touch themselves at night for the satisfaction. And the time they pray is when their screaming "Oh God" right before orgasm.

# 35 And F-Sucker, don't forget to take before and after shots of your dick and donate the shrivelled mass to science after it falls off from touching Paris' twat. I'd reconsider before doing that...

Edna- I want to invite you to come and listen to my new band. We are a Christian group and we agreee with your ideas and principles. God Bless You and your crusade against these heathens. My band, Dead Christian Babies, will be playing in New York this week. I have tickets waiting at will call for you. Peace.

Am I the only one to point out that Jenna is dating Tito Ortiz? Even if I found her attractive, I wouldn't fuck her unless I wanted my face broken.

Are Paris and Jenna twins? Both look like transvestite men with large jawlines, too much plastic surgery, too much make-up, and broad bony shoulders. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, please check out www.sexinchrist.com

This is funnies shit I've ever read in my life.

Eh. I'd still nail Jenna -- used-up looking, too-skinny, whatever ... she's hotter than anything I'll ever get (aside from the burning urination that might results, natch).

I've CLAMPed my lucious pussy around a religious cock or two in my day. Can I join Edna's group then?

Why does anybody acknowledge the not-at-all-funny fucking Edna Bambrick troll. Every fucking time. I hate seeing an Edna post, because I know there's going to be fifty fucking "OMG Edna no you di-int!" posts following suit, including people who actually think it's a real religious lady who comes here to be scandalized over celebrities every day. Christ. OMG! REPORTED! UHHH! This is enough to make me wanna do that handicapped arm-to-chest gesture that was all the rage back in 1987.

Papa, Do you sacrifice virgins at your shows?

#47 tits_on_snack

I used to play Blairs retarded cousin Geri on the "Facts of Life" and I am offended by your Arm-To-Chest comment, I can assure you that I have never....oh wait, thats right, I'm not retarded, I have Cerebral Palsy, never mind.

Ummmm Wow! Scary!

Didn't see this one of her before.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/scarlett-johansson/scarlett-johansson-porn-star-jenna-jameson-002076

#34 i was just going to write that. this chick has had so much plastic surgery, i'm sure her parents don't even recognize her, so i don't think they can be proud or ashamed.

i love how guys think she's so hot. one glance of her before plastic surgery and your balls will shrivel up like so fast. i guess an after picture too, like 10 years from now after all the STDs have eaten her away & all that's left are two plastic boobs and a nose.

Paris Hilton is a hero with special powers... Paris Hilton IS... SUPER SLUT!

De-virginizing virgins with her vulgar vulva!

Leaping onto d!cks in a single bound.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a BIRD-nose freak! It's a PLAIN-Jane with $75,000 worth of hair extensions... it's SUPER SLUT!!!

Edna: Since I don't read through most comments, I just skim them, it is my understanding that you are inquiring about tit clamps. My suggestion to you is do not put them on before you get all hot & bothered in your nethers, wait until you're as juicy as a little girl watching porn for the first time & then clamp them on. It's way better that way & less hurtful.

#49 - hehehehe!!! Fucking Geri. Thanks for replacing a mental image I thought I had been long rid of!!!

The virgins will NOT be having SEX with Jenna or Paris. They are going to coach these losers and help them get laid with other women. I think it will be a RIOT.

Jenna is not the HOT 20 year old she used to be but still looks decent.

I bet given the chance most of you HIT that HARD. With Protection of course.

I guess they didn't go with my original title for the show, 'Hotdog Meats Hallway.'

Also, dear Edna, cute myspace page. Did you know that 'edna' is 70's slang for getting a Cleveland Steamer? Look it up! Plus, there are like 40 million actual porn pages. Why are you wasting your time here?

Hey #54... here you go!

http://sitomemoria.altervista.org/televisione/schede_ruotino68/foto_18_geri_tyler_-_geri_jewell_.jpg

hey #55, thanks for the update. because everyone thought that there would be a virgin gangbang on television right?

Tits:

Don't be ragging on poor Edna. Me love her long time.

Hummmm.i regret i've to miss Jenna for now...

Thanks, biatcho. That was just the afternoon pick-me-up I needed! Oh, the memories it conjures of my first experiences having a laugh at someone else's expense! My brother and I used to imitate her all the time, and try to out-do each other with who could be more of a palsy. Or "bocee", whichever you please. Good times.

Yeah, magickal I was a huge fan of imitating the one from Life Goes On... Corky. I hated that show so much but watching him in action was fantastic. Like the time he was going to have protected sex with his palsy girlfriend and their version of it was holding each other in bed. Sad, sweet but comedy gold baby.

You people must be stopped! You are all attempting the impossible. You'll fail, and your kids will fail.

-Perez Hilton, 1986, talking to his parents, who didn't pay attention to him, ever

I FART MUSIC!!!!!

Edna,

You want a pornenemy? Go to 89.com, there you will find all the pornography you can hate :-)

Glad to help

HELL YEAH I WOULD BANG JENNA SO HARD. FUCK PARIS THOUGH SOMEBODY LIGHT HER ON FIRE.

#40

They don't have a disease bad enough to shrivel up this bad boy.

Both these whores would be screaming for mercy.

Thank God for porn and the internet for giving it to us for free. I don't think Edna is a real relgious zealot. I worked with a few born agains and they really need to get fucked.

She was stoned and gang raped when she was young. It's in her bio. Ouch.

OH MY DAYS that woman looks AWFUL! IS that what is attractive to someone?

how come ?

there's a story about paris...

but there's no picture of paris ?

Jenna is the perfect example of plastic surgery gone wrong.

she totally overdid every possible facial surgery procedure.

wtf is up with those cheekbones and lips. looks like someone fucking slapped together body parts from different people.

you do understand...

...that most people that do porn
...suffered abuse as children

[tyhat was a question, btw]

She is skinny but her tits are real. Jenna's natural size is a C cup and she had it increased to a DD but then took out the implants. Just because you're skinny and have big boobs doesn't mean you've got plastic surgery. It just means that there is more breast tissue. Like Marisa Miller who's a natural D is still so skinny.

I'm sorry cherie, but I have to disagree with you. Jenna's booblings are no C cup. She may have had the implants taken out, but she replaced them with a smaller size, if anything. If those breasts are C cups, then I need to return my D-cup bra and exchange it for a AA, because my boobs don't look nearly as humonguous as hers do.

She looks like she spent a fair bit of her registered retirement slut pension on trying to maintain her face, but it's like, buy an island and age gracefully and privately, for fuck's sakes. We already have what we need from you, hon, most of which pre-dates 2000, you are formally dismissed.

The reality of Jenna's tits shouldn't even be open to debate.

I knew that Paris is skilled :p

Re #2- I'd much prefer it. I'd be able to know who Whoopi's slept with without having to pick up a multi-volume epic...

And am I the only hetero man on Earth who gets physically ill at the sight of Jenna Jameson? Why not have Asia Carrerra in on this? Nina Hartley? You know, *real, non-repulsive women*?

#41

Simply brilliant and I want tickets too.

Ugh, she is just gross. She looks like a trans-gender skeleton with tits.

And what the hell is up with that big-ass watch??

Just wondering what types of virgins these people are going to be... the short bus filled with "hockey" gear or beauty and the geek rejects?

It completely amazes me that there are even virgins out there these days when I see what types of nasty critters are married or have kids! I honestly had a retarded neighbor who was married and who had sex - and I'm serious he was retarded, so was his wife, and they had loud sex. Why can't these virgins get laid??!!

Condoms, dude.

Eww. First, off how are they going to verify the "virginity" of these guys?

And secondly, if you're gonna fuck a hooker, at least go to Vegas, where they test 'em, and you won't humiliate yourself on national television.

I guess this finally proves it, though. People will officially do *anything* to be on television.

Well i think there is way too much emphasis on what a person looks like than how they actually feel. If you really look at the people we are trying to emulate, you would find that a light south easterly breeze would transport them to the next city!

I mean who really wants to look like the leg of a mantis anyway?

Thats why I believe thats it about how you feel and if you have a partner that is more concerned about the way you feel together rather then the way you look in a g string then i think that will work out in the long rn.

There is a discussion i would like to bring up and it concerns female viagra. does it really exist? I came across a site called http://www.whyviagra.com and it seems to have some intersting info on this new phenomona that seems to be bubbling in the background.

Let me know what you think.

I forgot to give you the link to the site. Here it is: Female Viagra

Fuck off Edna

Dont for get that Preists like to fuck little boys and thats dirty porn at the highest god almighty level you dumb bitch

oh i don't like these blond girls. they are so banal and uninteresting.

#3 - lol - tits like speared cocktail onions

No #5 her boyfriend is a wetback. Deep down she knows she's fucked no pun intended. Any self respecting white guy doesn't want her anymore. she should just seal her fate by dating a nigger then even the wiggers won't want her. She's done.

There once was a Ass Troll named Wally
Who's internet antics were folly
So he pulled on his pug
'Til he came on his rug
Put a dress on and called himself Holly

And then came lastactofdefiance
Who wrote like a jacked up appliance
With pe-nis pink and small
Somehow linked to no balls
Defying the known facts of science

I don't care about Jenna and Paris
It's themselves my trolls tend to embarrass
While some others cry foul
Read my words with a scowl
Keep in mind Brain's like Neil Patrick Harris

WOW! Move over Bill Shakespeare....RichPort is driving this poetry bus, motherfucker!

I think the A-A-B-B-A technique was made famous by that man from Nantucket. I also decides to use it because ABBA, specifically Dancing Queen, decribes him best. Much like Jenna, he's way past his prime.

#74, you can't be that stupid. have you seen what boobs look like after an implant it taken out? like shriveled up pancakes. so imagine if she had her DDs taken out...i'm pretty sure what we see above is not that result.

Additionally, if she did have them taken out, than yes, she did have plastic surgery. i wont' even mention all the plastic surgery she's had done on her face. she looks like a melted Bratz doll.

A poem to a dude, yikes. That's too gay even for me. Maybe the troll is right after all.

#95 - No Wally, you're always wrong. Fuck, you can't even fake kill yourself right.

"Wally", "SJ", et al...lmao. you guys have no idea.

Does anyone have any idea where Edna goes to report someone when she says "REPORTED".

Did CLAMP purposefully misspell their group name by putting the "r" in front of the "0"? Too funny!! We ought to all join it and harass them until they shut the group down.
You know, the Nazi's supported book burning too ....

Edna, please explain how you've concluded that "Jon Stewart and William Shatner are the devils personal henchmen." I'd really like to hear the backstory on that one. Psychiatrists make their living off of shit like that!
People like you are what gives Christianity it's negative perception.

Jenna is only 32, can you believe that?

In this pic, she looks so much like a blonde Posh. That's just scary.

umm #94, I'm not stupid and I haven't or don't intend on seeing her breasts as I don't watch porn for kicks or am into girls in anyway to know whether her tits have shriveled or not.

Though for her being a natural C or whatever, my resource is this site itself as you can see in the link below: http://thesuperficial.com/2004/09/jenna_jameson_2.html [refer to my url, if it doesn't work].

He might be right or wrong but those could be a C seeing as she's lost a lot of weight and she may or may have not have them lifted or enhanced in some way seeing as has had surgery before. Sure they look big on her but if she were a 300 pound woman, they'd look small [depending on how much breast tissue she has for them to grow with]. Not all porn stars are naturally flat chested. And I wasn't implying whether she's 'real' or not because I know she's had her nose etc done but in the above link, it says she got her implants removed. Those aren't my words by any chance and I don't know if it's a sure thing but as far as this site is concerned, that's my reasoning.

The winning contestant on the show gets to come home with a load of cash and DOES NOT have to fuck these two ugly skanks. The losers all have to participate in a gang bang.

Paris and Jenna can hardly wait!

(Does Jenna has HIV written all over her or what?)

Sometimes you got to do what you gotta do.

How did she lose so much weight! Damnit she looks sick now

Jenna is sexy.