Jan 17 2007Pamela Anderson is really bashful

Yeah she looks shy too..

Who is that gigantic beefload sitting on the couch?

Please god, don't let that be a former Playmate!

Have a NICE LIFE PAM!

This women protects ANIMALS.

I kill and eat animals.

Take that you crazy hooch!

This is shy?? come on Pam...don't you have kids to take care of???

Why is it that all these hollywood moms have time to party every night and shit and all we real moms can do is read the superfish for fun! I don't get it..

ok, thanks!

Eeew, burn that couch, it's full of Hepo cooties.

I didn't realize she was in the new "Weekend at Bernie's "

That photo of Pam and Hef looking like they're about to get their snack on with each other's faces? Pretty much the most erotic thing I've seen all day. And in completely unrelated news, my pants are sorta chaffing me, and I really do think it'd be best if I took them off...

So, I'm guessing Heff's pad smells of Icy Hot, dried up old guy spooge, Viagra laced urine and Aqua Velva.

enchanting, and oh, sooo sexy

#9, awesome. Hugh is creepy. But not as creepy as his girlfriends. I mean, yeah, he's old, but at least he has a good reason to sleep with people 1/4 his age. Who wouldn't, in that situation? But THEY are sleeping with their grandpa, essentially. I wonder if they all check out their grandads' packages when they go back home to visit family. I bet they do.

And yeah, it's weird that Pam got modest at a Playboy party. You would think that if there's any public venue in which it would actually be appropriate to show your goodies, it would be a Playboy party. Everybody expects to see goodies at a Playboy party, otherwise, why go? It is nice, though, to see someone showing some concern for the public, if not her endangered liver (unless that glass contains a Shirley Temple).

Try as I might, I can't dislike Pam. Not sure why.

I've neever said this before but Pam looks great here.

She looks great !
(but should lose the air bags)

Look at the picture where the Grim-Reaper is reaching out to kiss her lips ... That kiss must have felt like the cold creepy kiss of death, for sure, see how hesitant she looks ... Even standing next to that grey dusty fossil- escapee from a mortuary mausoleum, must give a person the chills and lower their body temperature by several degrees ...
I’m convinced, this year I’m doing Halloween as Heff ...
Peace Out Niggas

in the pic where she and Hef are about to kiss, I just see that photo, and envision two vampires....two supernatural night creatures symbiotically exchanging their life-force, as they must do once every month, or each dies.

#13 -- LOL....looks like we had the same take on that photo.....

her hands are like claws (like that fucknut mangelina jolie) her thighs are way too skinny and when is that old fuckin douchebag hefner gonna die? stupid old wrinkled nutsack looks like a leather bag with 2 doorknobs in it!!! i mean have ya ever watched the girls next door? i cant wait till he fvckin kicks off and those tramp stamp bitches gotta find their own fvcking house "ohhhhhhhh hef the grotto, ohhhhh heff, the viagra parties" FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING CRYPT-KEEPER

Its time to growe up Pam :))

Is it just me or does Hugh like like a Dementor about to place The Kiss on Pam?

Gotta hand it to Pammy, she knows how to stay in the media... 'Pammy flashing her beaver at a Pboy party?' = y-a-w-n so what esle is new, hunh? 'Pammy coquettishly pretending to be modest' = now THAT's news.

She even let some of her successful publicity whoring overflow onto The Mummy, who'd be forgooten by now by all but the females he's playing sugar daddy to, if it weren't for news blips like this.

#18 it isn't just you, the Dementors should sue Hefner for ripping off their good image.

He's a dead ringer for a Demetor.

Make that "Dementor".

Parents can use pictures of Hefner to scare them into being a tad less obnoxious.

She's so old.

In the third picture, her and Hugh (not about to make out), it seriously looks like she's packing a man loaf in her shorts. Who knew that Tommy left behind a couple inches?!

A woman trying to cover herself up is still a hundred times more erotic then one that leaves it all hanging out in public. I guess thats why Hefner still invites her. Let us not think about what's behind the purse on the other hand.

Wow, you know the world's coming to an end when one of the most exposed vaginas in the world decides she doesn't want to pull a "Lindsay", or a "Britney", or a "Paris Hilton" (what I'm saying is, the three names in the quotations are interchangable because they all represent talentless sluts...see what I did there? :P)

She owes her career to Hef so she has to offer herself up to him occasionally.

LOL @ #23! "Tommy left behind a couple inches"

Pamela anderson to me is still one of the sexiest women alive.

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Women and age just don't mix, no matter how many surgeons will tell you otherwise. Imagine a world where some 90 year old WOMAN had this mansion where all these half naked dudes ran around begging to fuck her. And every now and then Fred Durst or the dude from Weezer would make music videos there...with a bunch of naked studs in hot-tub surrounding a wrinkly woman in a robe. Something just doesn't smell right with that picture does it?

The cow sitting down is Alexis Vogel, Pammy's makeup friend.

I'm on my way to bed. To have NIGHTMARES. Blech to both Pam and Hugh.

Hugh this bitch is too old for you.You know what time it is when the frontdoor-bell goes "dingdong" and Tommy Lee is presenting himself with some bodyguards.One hint for you:desinfection-spray...

Pammy is looking old!! way older than 38, looks more like a mid 40's.

Oh, but why should she covering her thing? I think Olive Oil of Sappho sitting next to her is hungry for some...well, you know.

in one person's words: she is a withering old woman behind two massive, ridiculous looking breasts, with cascading silicone blonde highlighted hair, and deep blue contacts)))

blue contacts...are you sure?

I've never understood the eyebrows...they're so 1993, grade eight, height of grunge, and buying your first pair of tweezers and over plucking those bushy brows until they were nothing but a faint line, just two hairs away from pulling a Whoopi. And then penciling them back in. *shudder* Not that I ever committed such a fashion faux pas.

But she does have GREAT legs.

Fake boobs and hepatitis.

Does this woman invest in steel reinforced blouse buttons? How the hell do they stay on there without turing around and taking someone's eye out?

Yup Pammy's aging and looking for new ways to get income. All the other blonde bombshells have had to do it, and I'm curious to see where she goes with it. My guess is once she finishes eBay'ing her closet, she'll get the boobs out and move back to Vancouver to live off her nest egg with governement health insurace to treat her liver. After all beer is good for your liver isn't it?

As someone else said above, you really can't hate Pam with the same force that you hate the current herd of female media sluts.

How about not opening your legs like that in the first place so you don't have to hide it with your purse?

she should change her name to "bacteria". she has ceased to be be human and has crossed over to be a small microorganism. i'm almost sure that giving birth for her meant simple division...

Nevermind.

Actually, Hef died about 20 years ago. What you see there is an android replica. Its got a nuclear battery that will keep it going for another 427 years. Problem is, it isn't an anatomically correct android. So, its also a frustrated android. That's why its hanging out with Pam. It feels at home with all the silicone.

#28 I totally agree, but you left one thing out: men and age just don't mix, either, no matter how much the old nut sack thinks they do.
You don't see Homeless Joe with women hanging off of him, (unless he just gota dime bag). All Hef has going for him is greenbacks. Without money, he'd be stying in Depends, sitting in an overstuffed chair in a rest home with a nurse coming by every few hours to wipr teh drool off his chin.

I think she's really pretty, although I have to strenuously disapprove of a MOTHER being at a Playboy party in the first place and then playing peek-a-boo with her purse and her coochie...ugh.

Of course, this IS Pam Anderson, so it's silly to expect her to act with grace and dignity, but still.

Her poor kids. Kids just want a normal mom, like all us moms that read at Superfish. ;o)

Hugh Hefner looks like he should be staring in Cocoon 3. Run away Pam he's trying to suck out your life force!

Despite her skankiness, why do I still wanna fuck her? Myabe it's because for me, humilty is a (let's see... 1, 2, 3, 4,...) seven letter word.

Don't kiss her Hef, your gonna get the Hep...

I wouldn't bang that with RichPort's dick....

Hugh - Are you really Steve Guttenberg? You are aren't you... Stop already... No one wants you to work again.... Although Tawnie Welch was a cutie....

Richport, bring the lubricant for Pam's dry old coochie and you'll be fine.

God, in pic 6 she looks 55 years old. Sorry if I insulted any 55 year olds that don't look like a dried fossil.

I dunno Pete... something tells me that you'd let her go sword swallowing while you flipped between Idol and the Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs. Then break up with her immediately... she's used to that.

#49 - That's okay... I'll just spit on it. That seems to work everytime.

She refuses to acknowledge life's basic truths. She has hep--she shouldn't drink. She is too old to dress like Halloween's 'sexy secretary,' so she should wear something sleeker...

ugh

Pam still got it!

Pam - here's a tip. If you want to be modest - WEAR A SKIRT THAT IS ACTUALLY A SKIRT AND NOT A NIGHTIE! It's still OK and somewhat sexy to wear a skirt that comes to the middle of the thigh IMHO.
She did do all of us a favor though. Can you imagine all of us hurling simultaneously as we viewed her "stretched out beyond all usability by Tommy Lee & childbirth, hepatitis C - herpetitis P infested" vagina? Her "taint" is most likely gone, and her labia probably goes all the way to her belly button by now.

Richport, shouldn't she hock a big loogie on in typical porn-queen fashion instead?

#55 - Much like the answer to "But won't your dick burn after?" or "Are you planning on wearing three condoms?", isn't that a given?

RichPort... 15 years ago I would have been able to throw her a load of throat yoghurt while watching History channel specials on the Holocost. She had a mighty vag in those days. However, these days are gone. Neither the presence of Idol nor Pammie will allow me to maintain an erection... In fact, what once was visual viagra is now penile Kryptonite... The glory days are over Pammie.... Please stop...

Pete, my penis betrays me constantly... Damn you zipper dragon!!! Damn you to hell!!!! (say hi to Wally for me and tell him to get my room ready)

Me and jrzmommy at the wake...
"So did you hear how RichPort died?"
"Yeah, I heard his penis betrayed him...."
"Damn, that penis... He was taken before his time..."

On second thought, I think I'll just spit on the little gecko and rub one out, while thinking of Wally, ...

"Here lizard, lizard, lizard."

Yo quiero Taco Bell, y RPLTC, muy mucho!

She's such a potsex and so yfox

is it a leather bag!!?
Shes such an hypocrite...
Her ugly big fake tits doeesnt fit with her body size...and she still have the same porn star look after all these years...it will be funny to see her at 50!!!

pam is lookin old and like her and hef would make a better couple than hef and holly. her hand skin is frightening.

#61
(Crickets)

LOL @ #44

65. If you've got a family of crotch crickets living in that cavern you call a vagina, see a fucking doctor, skank. Damn, ...

Mother of the Year

She looks like a train wreck, but I'd still hit it.

#67 - That's REALLY Original DamYELL! You must be Mensa material.
More like a modern art masterpiece. Did your parents have any children that lived?

Fake tits bordering on the grotesque, astoundingly horrible eye makeup, the smile of an imbecile, and hair that needs re-dying.

Give me that good ol' trailer-trashette Britney any day! At least she's real.....uummmm kind of.

Well I think she looks really good, th0ough I'm not a fan of the fake boobs or the overplucked brows.
Only 12 year olds think 38 is old.

video from party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBFjZtVsN0

PAM NEEDS TO CLOSE THOSE LEGS. YOU CAN DRIVE A BOAT SHOW THROUGH THERE! OR MY DICK, BUT HEY I DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ANYONE WHO HAS HEP C. YUMMMMMM

yeah, i'm not sure if wearing something so revealing in the first place counts as bashful

Pam is awesome. At least she's trying to not look like a drunken skank. If it was Lindsay or Britney she would have called the paps and paid them to take pictures of her crotch.