January 19, 2007
P. Diddy sneaks a peak at Jessica Biel's rack

Yeah I'd probably be staring too. Either that, or trying to mash my face between them while making motorboat noises. But that's me. I'm classy.
Thanks to Scotty for the tip, and for constantly beaming people up all the time..
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Comments
1. Posted by gout on January 19, 2007 2:38 PM
he's not looking at her butt??? and he calls himself a black man!
2. Posted by mrs.t on January 19, 2007 2:38 PM
And then she walked away and he had a massive coronary at the site of that ASS!!!!
RIP, Diddy.
3. Posted by wow on January 19, 2007 2:42 PM
hes not staring at her rack. hes staring at her massive man shoulders. duh.
4. Posted by Jacquelantern on January 19, 2007 2:48 PM
LOL! This picture is great! I'll be the first to say it... photoshop. Could be wrong, but I doubt it!
5. Posted by Bobby Hill on January 19, 2007 2:48 PM
nevermind him, she's got this great teeth-clenched frozen-faced smile that says "how long do i have to stand next to this waiter?"
6. Posted by karifarrell on January 19, 2007 2:49 PM
She has a butterface. Nice rack, but her FACE!!!
Heh heh, who is she, anyway? Wasn't she on Party of Five or Seventh Heaven or some shit like that? I mean, why is she news?
7. Posted by BigJim on January 19, 2007 2:49 PM
Jess has way too much class for puff toby.
8. Posted by Nando on January 19, 2007 2:50 PM
It almost seems like Puffy's eyes are about to boing out of his eye-sockets.
Yes, I still call him "Puffy" even though he's had 80 name-changes.
Puffy is looking at Muffy's rack.
9. Posted by F-Sucker on January 19, 2007 2:50 PM
I'd be much closer to the rack.
And my tongue would be out.
Of course, I've already had sex with her.
10. Posted by Nando on January 19, 2007 2:51 PM
QUICK, SOMEONE CREATE A CAPTION!!!!
11. Posted by UNCLE NED on January 19, 2007 2:54 PM
He's bitch-slapped better looking woman than her, anyway.
12. Posted by F-Sucker on January 19, 2007 2:54 PM
"I thought I told you that we won't stop........thought I told you that we won't stop............."
13. Posted by saltpeanuts on January 19, 2007 2:56 PM
"You motor-boatin' son of a bitch..."
14. Posted by ChanelBell on January 19, 2007 2:59 PM
karifarrell is jealous of Jessica Biel. How can she seriously play off like she doesn't know who she is?
She's way out of P-Diddy's league...
15. Posted by sol on January 19, 2007 3:00 PM
yes her ass is better than jlo's, yes she's very toned and not fat at all, and yes, she sure doesn't have a high-pitched squeeky voice, but p-diddy, you're going to pay for all that when the lights go out (no, that's not a "playful finger").
16. Posted by Lowlands on January 19, 2007 3:04 PM
The girl likes him because P.Diddy has a nice necklace.
17. Posted by crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com on January 19, 2007 3:05 PM
Diddy thirsty.
brad and angie back in vietnam at crabbie's
18. Posted by Lowlands on January 19, 2007 3:06 PM
On his turn he's checking her nice earrings.
19. Posted by Sumner Redstone on January 19, 2007 3:11 PM
Diddy's a media mogul, always thinking, always creating new stuff. Here it suddenly occurs to him that a "Medium Tits Round Asses" line of pornos might sell extremely well. And if he gets a surprise when she gets naked, then it's "Buff Trannies with Round Asses". Always thinking, that one.
20. Posted by spunkbubble on J.alba's face on January 19, 2007 3:17 PM
Possibly the greatest ass in all of hollywood. Pin her ass on J. Alba.s body and you would have an absolute perfect mutant. OR you could paste J. alba's face on her body. Yeah that would work out better cuz Alba could use the tits to.
21. Posted by karifarrell on January 19, 2007 3:21 PM
No, seriously...was she in a movie or something?
22. Posted by mike hawk on January 19, 2007 3:27 PM
diddy'd wanna hit that. he's all makin' Evinrude sounds up in that chopped and screwed head of his. Thaaam sum noice tiiiittayyyyzz......yeeeeahhhp.
23. Posted by mike hawk on January 19, 2007 3:30 PM
as glib and confident sexy she looks in that pic, it makes me wonder why P.Dud is looking all scared little boyish...well duh, balloon smuggler, ok i get it nvr mind
24. Posted by Jenna on January 19, 2007 3:40 PM
#12 and #13 - priceless!
But really, haven't we all been busted looking at her rack? Not to mention that ass.
25. Posted by wedgeone on January 19, 2007 3:45 PM
#21 - According to imdb.org, her screen credits are:
Home of the Brave (2006) .... Vanessa Price
"7th Heaven" .... Mary Camden / ... (132 episodes, 1996-2006)
...
The Illusionist (2006) .... Sophie
Elizabethtown (2005) .... Ellen Kishmore
London (2005) .... London
Stealth (2005) .... Lt. Kara Wade
"Family Guy" .... Brooke (1 episode, 2005)
...
Blade: Trinity (2004) .... Abigail Whistler
Cellular (2004) .... Chloe
...
It's a Digital World (2004) (voice) .... Regrettal
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) .... Erin
The Rules of Attraction (2002) .... Lara Holleran
...
Summer Catch (2001) .... Tenley Parrish
I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998) .... Allie
Ulee's Gold (1997) .... Casey Jackson
So yes, she's been in 7th heaven and in movies. and rightfully so.
The bod is SO HAWT, but I keep seeing Carly Simon's face there.
Can't fault Puffy for getting busted on this one. Obviously, her cans won't stop staring at his eyes.
26. Posted by supanigga on January 19, 2007 3:55 PM
jessica biel is a man!!!
fuck man, her shoulders are wider than mine.
she needs to stop lifting weights!
that ass sticks out nicely, but i bet it's 100% muscle, and 0% jiggle.
nasty.
27. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 19, 2007 4:03 PM
Jessica is right there, right on the verge, wouldn't surprise me if she was sporting a strap-on.
28. Posted by ResidentX on January 19, 2007 4:10 PM
This is funny. Puffy sneaking a peak and "flash." This is nice entertainment.
I do wish I could read his thoughts at that very moment. He's probably thinking 1 of these lines
1.DAMN!!
2.God, I'm so thirsty.
3.Didn't Hilary Swank wear that outfit awhile back?
4. I can see the botox injection spots.
29. Posted by JungleRed on January 19, 2007 4:12 PM
Sorry, but this girl is much more beautiful than Alba. Eyes, nose, cheekbones, tits, and an ass you could bounce a quarter off. Alba's nose looks like a kindergartener formed it out of play-doh. As for the Carly Simon resemblance--yeah, if Carly had a smokin' hot younger sister.
30. Posted by diarrhea riot on January 19, 2007 4:17 PM
P-Shitty probably dropped some bling down there.
31. Posted by schack on January 19, 2007 4:18 PM
hmmmm
32. Posted by Sexy-Celebs.Com on January 19, 2007 4:48 PM
She has no clue what is she babling about :)
33. Posted by djmaryjane on January 19, 2007 5:39 PM
I bet he wants to moisturize her situation............and preserve her sexy!
34. Posted by edb87 on January 19, 2007 6:56 PM
# 1 - No, he is looking at her butt. People in Bangladesh can see her butt. Have you seen her ass in that dress?
(Hopefully this works):
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8536/biel21nl1.jpg
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3779/biel22eh1.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4174/biel23ve5.jpg
Ok, so the last one isn't her ass.
CONCLUSION: I'd hit it. Thrice.
35. Posted by DrunkBlogger on January 19, 2007 7:07 PM
That's just awesome. Can't blame the guy. You can blame him for Diddy TV on YouTube or most of the music he's ripped off though.
youtuberoast.com
36. Posted by Missallanpoe on January 19, 2007 7:23 PM
You stay classy now buddy!
37. Posted by big stein on January 19, 2007 7:50 PM
the picture angle is misleading, he's actually looking behind her. he just noticed derek jeter's snapped-off dick sticking out of her ass. one too many sets of squats. poor jeter, all he wanted to do was to see what it would be like if he and arod finally consummated their barely repressed manlove.
38. Posted by TNB Alerts on January 19, 2007 8:10 PM
TNB, nigger see white woman. nigger want white womam. Oogga Booga.
39. Posted by j on January 19, 2007 8:53 PM
to many fuckin racist on this board
40. Posted by biatcho on January 19, 2007 8:58 PM
^ too many fuckin fags
41. Posted by Big Fig on January 19, 2007 9:04 PM
I'd start a slow clap for that ass. That thing makes grown men cry and perfectly straight women (me) question their sexuality. And I'm Puerto Rican, we know about ass.
TNB is jealous that Diddy likely has a bigger penis. The angry white guy schtick is sooo 1926.
42. Posted by biatcho on January 19, 2007 9:11 PM
Hey Fig, you should hook up with RichPort, he's, well, Sorta Rican. He knows about cock. You two sound compatible.
43. Posted by jazzmine on January 19, 2007 10:12 PM
peeeek.
44. Posted by ResidentX on January 19, 2007 10:42 PM
#33 Thanks for the Proactiv comments.
In this case, I think "moisture" is an understatement. How about "luxuriate"
I'm sure Puffy would do more than "preserve that sexy."
#37 What's with racist comments? When did searching for satisfying sexual experiences become the domain of one race? Everybody is trying to get their freak on. I'm sure Puffy will be happy to let you follow up after he's finished luxuriating JLO 2.0.
TNB - This is 2007 not 1887. Niggers have been reclassified as people now. They're humans with just a different skin color. Abstract thinking here, ok? They have hearts, they have needs, they are taxpaying citizens of America who are legally here, put on this earth by God. Their not property or objects. Don't hate, congratulate! Without their forced contributions, you won't exist so be grateful. You racist mother@ucker.
45. Posted by TrannyGranny on January 19, 2007 10:59 PM
Nigger ain't got no white girs like dis, no, nigger AIN'T. Nigger gotta get me some o' dis
46. Posted by Abacquer on January 19, 2007 11:07 PM
Hi I'm Jessica Biel, and these are my breasts!
47. Posted by patchyclaus on January 20, 2007 12:55 AM
maybe he's just thinking she needs to "moisturize her situation."
48. Posted by MrSemprini on January 20, 2007 2:39 AM
"Man, I hope ain't nobody taking snaps of the Diddy gettin an eyeful..."
"Dannnnngggg"
And, by 'Dang', I meant some awful obscenity that can be replaced at your discretion.
49. Posted by kacsing on January 20, 2007 5:54 AM
It's what he's doing with his hands in the picture that we DONT see, that is the fun part! Both of their faces show it, too!
50. Posted by RichPort on January 20, 2007 7:23 AM
41. Lawd knows, I do loves me some cock.
51. Posted by celebriteaze.blogspot.com on January 20, 2007 7:34 AM
Lmao..jeter better watch out.Diddy looks like he's gonna put a bid in.
52. Posted by TJH on January 20, 2007 7:50 AM
#25, you're right about Carly Simon's face...somewhat "skull" looking. Although, I'd let her give me some skull, if ya know whut a mean.
53. Posted by danielle on January 20, 2007 8:22 AM
TNBitchass...get a fuckin' life. I already schooled your fugly ass on your pathetic piece of shit "site". How many lesson's are you willing to learn. Go die Casper.
Of course white crackers are gonna bring up "race" when there's a black person in a thread that's posted. They feel threatened and can only vent out their frustration by spewing "foolish" slurs and ass ooze out of their mouth's like there's no tomorrow. All you retards CAN do is type on your 3.99 computers, that you probably got wholesale from your local liquor store, and pray to god that someone doesn't track your ass down and beat you senseless with a wooden bat.
Get over yourselves. You all steal African-American Culture. Point Blank.
Your corny asses "try" to rap...fail.
You try to hide your "see through" fugly skin behind "tanning solution" only to come out looking like extras from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
You try to plump up your lips by sticking needles in them that are filled with toxic solution.
You inject crap in your faces to prevent wrinkles...haha "black don't crack".
And, amongst other grotesque things: you smell, pass out STD's like party favors, rape babies, OD on heroin, commit suicide, are gay, are the fugliest things to ever walk planet earth...did I mention cracker? Well, cracker. There you go.
White women have got to be the ugliest things to ever set foot on planet earth...on ANY planet. Stringy hair, blotchy skin...yellow teeth. Ewww. It's called make-up people. Jessica Biel looks like something out of a comic book without the stuff.
Diddy could pass for a woman better than this fug. By the way, he's worth hundreds of millons. White people can only aspire to be worth more than a dollar when they "grow up".
Point blank: You suck.
You can't even "run" a country. (cough). White people are sad, sick fools with too much times on their hands. With all the intermixing going on around these days, one should only hope to be of existence for a couple more years.
Dumbasses
54. Posted by mYslead on January 20, 2007 8:48 AM
ahah funny stuff.
55. Posted by biatcho on January 20, 2007 9:11 AM
39, 41 & 49: Taking on other people's personalities, poorly mind you, and then also talking to yourself with those personalities is quite disturbing. I think it's called schizophrenia or something along the lines of crazy as fuck. My solution to your problem: a proper suicide solution.
Oh & manyell, if you want to bitch to people about racism my advice is to not spew your own racist jibberish because it's counterproductive and, quite frankly, the things you wrote are THE dumbest things you have EVER written on here. And that says a lot.
56. Posted by FecalPellets on January 20, 2007 9:12 AM
That danielle, what a personality. No wonder everyone likes her!
57. Posted by acatnamedfrank on January 20, 2007 9:34 AM
"...Of course white crackers are gonna bring up "race" when there's a black person in a thread that's posted. They feel threatened and can only vent out their frustration by spewing "foolish" slurs and ass ooze out of their mouth's like there's no tomorrow."
and then she goes on to "spew" her shit about white people! LOL
Black or white... Danielle is still an idiot.
58. Posted by Jade - The Gossip Girls on January 20, 2007 9:39 AM
Jessica has such a masculine physique and look these days.
59. Posted by drdisaia on January 20, 2007 9:46 AM
Poor guy got caught.
60. Posted by TitsMcGee on January 20, 2007 9:56 AM
Her upper lip is not natural.
Didn't he just HAVE twins?
61. Posted by TitsMcGee on January 20, 2007 10:01 AM
OH NO danielle is back! I thought she had been fucked to death in a weird anus/vagina penetration film with midgits and the entire Yankees lineup?
62. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 20, 2007 11:18 AM
Hey danielle! I have another song for you that I thought would compliment your special message (p.s. I missed you!):
Brown skin, you know I love your brown skin
I cant tell where yours begins, I cant tell where mine ends
Brown skin, up against my brown skin
Need some every now and then:oh hey:
Where are your people from? Maybe Mississippi or an Island
Apparently your skin has been kissed by the sun
You make me want a Hershey's kiss, your licorice
Every time I see your lips, it makes me think of honey-coated chocolate
Your kisses are worth more than gold to me
I'll be your almond joy, you'll be my sugar daddy
Brown skin, you know I love your brown skin
I cant tell where yours begins, I cant tell where mine ends
Brown skin, up against my brown skin
Need some every now and then:oh hey:
Every time you come around, something magnetic pulls me and I cant get out
Disoriented, I cant tell my up from down
All I know is that I wanna lay you down
Every time I let you in, abracadabra magic happens as we swim
Higher and higher finally we reach heaven
Come back to earth and then we do it all again
Yeah:..
Brown skin, you know I love your brown skin
I cant tell where yours begins, I cant tell where mine ends
Brown skin, up against my brown skin
Need some every now and then:oh hey:
Skin so brown, lips so round
Baby how can I be down?
Beautiful mahogany, you make me feel like a queen
Tell me what's that thing you do that makes me wanna get next to you, yeah
Brown skin, you know I love your brown skin
I cant tell where yours begins, I cant tell where mine ends
Brown skin, up against my brown skin
Need some every now and then:oh hey:
Brown skin, you know I love your brown skin
I cant tell where yours begins, I cant tell where mine ends
Brown skin, up against my brown skin
Need some every now and then:oh hey
63. Posted by jesseeca on January 20, 2007 11:36 AM
#59, she had some injections in her lips, just another fake trout pout.
#25, so bascially she's been in Seventh Heaven and a bunch of shitty movies no one has seen. Seventh Heaven has the worst acting so it only makes sense that she'd get put in roles for movies that require no skills.
i don't know why diddy is getting all excited here...she's not really showing that much.
64. Posted by marme on January 20, 2007 12:13 PM
Yawn....this weeks been pure yawn fest on this site.
65. Posted by patchyclaus on January 20, 2007 1:09 PM
#52, you're just as much of a racist as #37. ignorance knows no race.
66. Posted by fame is funny on January 20, 2007 1:11 PM
You know I told you that we won't stop! Takethattakethattakethat....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1Ix_vpf7U
67. Posted by CarnieWilson on January 20, 2007 1:16 PM
"My skin was all oily..."-Proactiv commercial
68. Posted by snot_rocket on January 20, 2007 2:01 PM
her nose job looks like shit and if you look where his eyes are actually focused, its her shoulders, not her flat chest.
she IS a total buttaface, can't even look above her neck, it nauseates me.
69. Posted by danielle on January 20, 2007 2:16 PM
Whatever.
(I missed yoe equally as much Osh)
........♥
70. Posted by danielle on January 20, 2007 2:17 PM
(you)
...oh, nevermind. Got toooo excited there.
71. Posted by Sheva on January 20, 2007 2:32 PM
Puffy ain't seen so much nice t&a since the stack at City College's underground stairway where all those people suffocated while trying to get into his rap party.
Yeah Puffy like that white pud. Wotcha gonna do Daniele?
Other than go out and make some more out of wedlock babies.
Puffy wants some whitey, boyiiiiiiiiee.
72. Posted by nichole on January 20, 2007 3:08 PM
Wow.
#52. Wow.
Danielle, for an anti-racist, you sure are racist!!
RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST. RACIST.
73. Posted by Lowlands on January 20, 2007 3:13 PM
BoOoring!Sigh.
74. Posted by Lowlands on January 20, 2007 3:16 PM
(70)On the other hand,he could tell me a lot about Jennifer...
75. Posted by Lowlands on January 20, 2007 3:21 PM
You all probably know her.She's number 9 on the list.
76. Posted by Lowlands on January 20, 2007 3:24 PM
(74)ThAT list.Troll-report.
77. Posted by BoognishRising on January 20, 2007 3:44 PM
"Hold up. Those things fo rizzle?"
78. Posted by LEATHERFACE45 on January 20, 2007 4:07 PM
SHE WAS IN TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE -2003- AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS ENOUGH OF A RESUME FOR ME. SHE WAS AWESOME IN THAT, AND ALL THE CHAINSAW MOVIES ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT SHOULD BE PRODUCED.........BEST STUFF EVER!!!! FACT
79. Posted by you_betcha_iris on January 20, 2007 5:05 PM
DanYELL,
As someone previously mentioned before: simmer down, rubbadub.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
80. Posted by Rab1501 on January 20, 2007 5:28 PM
the respiration of a theory, and the aspiration that begins. forecasts and the mention, phrases, and a difference.
81. Posted by hastapasta on January 20, 2007 5:43 PM
jebus.....
danielle is off her meds again
82. Posted by RichPort on January 20, 2007 6:06 PM
Anyone one of us would have done Puffy did. Any one of us. Girl or guy. She's smoking like a Marley spliff. Puffy may be annoying, but the motherfucker ain't stupid. He was trying to go to Cleveland. No harm done.
Fucking damnYELL, the village idiot, tries to suck the life out of yet another thread with her psuedo-academic, regurgitated, out of sequence arguement. By responding to the site's KKK reps so haphazardly, you idiotically reinforce the stupidity of the original comment. Psychology is not your forte. I mean, I'll to add that to the "Not damnYELL's Forte" list. I need a new notebook.
83. Posted by sexybitch on January 20, 2007 6:43 PM
#80 There ain't enough meds in the world to correct THAT.
84. Posted by kathleen170 on January 20, 2007 6:58 PM
She's sexy.
85. Posted by you_betcha_iris on January 20, 2007 7:07 PM
how simple would life be if we were all minorities? Like black, homosexual, jewish, islamic, trannied, paraplegic, mentally challenged, gypsy, vampyric, scarfaced, anorexic, obese heffer, geriatric, latino female lesbos? All of us? Damnhell would have to shut the freak up.
Did I miss anyone? I wouldnt want to upset those freakazoids
86. Posted by acatnamedfrank on January 20, 2007 7:08 PM
68. Posted by danielle on January 20, 2007 2:16 PM
Whatever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy, for someone that had SO much to say earlier, her retort certainly lacks substance.
87. Posted by pookiedoo on January 20, 2007 7:40 PM
I used to love this website. It was a beautiful addiction that I had to succumb to on a daily basis; anxiously awaiting a new thread the way Britney awaits her ubiquitous bag-of-Cheetos-and-random-cock fix. It was harmless, good clean fun. (Except for maybe the "clean" part.) But lately it's been bringing me down. Somehow in nearly every frickin thread, people are tearing each other up. And not in that fun, "Your momma fucks donkey dick down in TJ" kind of way. Race ALWAYS comes up and the insults and ignorance spreads like Paris Hilton's legs at a gangbang. This site is supposed to be for making fun of CELEBRITIES and the stupid shit they do, not for calling every race that you do not represent a piece of shit. This website is not a soapbox on which to pick apart "crackers" or "n*****s" or whatever racial slur you feel like throwing around. Ignorance comes in all colors, flavors, textures and sizes. (Although I could be thinking of condoms...) Either way, we're all on this planet together. The least we can do is get along. Now let's get back to what's REALLY important--making fun of the rich and famous.
Oh, by the way, Diddy is totally looking at Jessica's boner. "SCHWING!!!"
I will go back to my corner now.
88. Posted by pookiedoo on January 20, 2007 7:49 PM
Oh, and BTW danielle... us "crackers" don't buy our computers at the liquor store, that's too expensive. Any self-respecting piece of honkey trailer-trash digs their electronics out of the Dumpster behind an office building, usually before we hit the local 99 cent store for a five-finger discount on Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies and Mello Yello. If you're going to lord your superiority over people, you could at least get your facts straight. I barely finished the third grade, and even I know that.
I'm gonna drink a nice warm glass of shut the hell up now. Seriously this time.
89. Posted by sexybitch on January 20, 2007 8:08 PM
#87 You gotta understand, dumbYELL doesn't make sense most of the time (computers at the liquor store is a prime example) - but then, she also thinks she's witty, amusing and original. All she can do is parrot back your insults to you. (Her favorite putdown of late is "ass ooze" which is what I called her back in October of last year.) That fact that she's a rabid racist just makes her truly ugly to the bone as well as a generally toxic spoogemuffin.
Cleanup on aisle five!
90. Posted by you_betcha_iris on January 20, 2007 8:16 PM
saucer of milk to table #88!
91. Posted by lohanhasthebestcokeinCA on January 20, 2007 8:19 PM
you motherfuckers are crazy, or gay. this bitch is fine as a mf, butterface? look at those lips, goddamn. her ass could cause an eclipse, tittays is on point, and sure she's a little muscular but hey she gives a fuck about how her body looks, and thats straight. just imagine hitting this from the back, goddamn the cooch must be tighttttt
92. Posted by Vanwarinator on January 20, 2007 8:25 PM
What a fucking nigger.
93. Posted by Sheva on January 20, 2007 9:10 PM
90 -youiz be tootin dat. Damn biyatch beddeer not cumroun on payday. Puffy bez mootin on dem cups.
Now for those who aren't from Danielle's ebonics class:
Shoot, who can blame the puffster with the lil diddy, this girl has never looked this good. And she ain't really been my speed, like in Blade Trinity, but she's at the top of her game.
94. Posted by GG1000 on January 20, 2007 9:20 PM
If you follow the line of his eyes, he's actually looking higher than her tits, probably at those Hulk Hogan shoulders, which would also account for the look of terror on his face. She looks like she could take him one-on-one and he knows it!
95. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 21, 2007 7:47 AM
I'm so glad that we could all finally come together on this. Thanks danielle. This one's for you:
I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same
Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight
But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White
They Print My Message
In The Saturday Sun
I Had To Tell Them
I Ain't Second To None
And I Told About Equality
An It's True
Either You're Wrong
Or You're Right
But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White
I Am Tired Of This Devil
I Am Tired Of This Stuff
I Am Tired Of This Business
Sew When The
Going Gets Rough
I Ain't Scared Of
Your Brother
I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets
I Ain't Scare Of Nobody
Girl When The
Goin' Gets Mean
[L. T. B. Rap Performance]
Protection
For Gangs, Clubs
And Nations
Causing Grief In
Human Relations
It's A Turf War
On A Global Scale
I'd Rather Hear Both Sides
Of The Tale
See, It's Not About Races
Just Places
Faces
Where Your Blood
Comes From
Is Where Your Space Is
I've Seen The Bright
Get Duller
I'm Not Going To Spend
My Life Being A Color
[Michael]
Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me
When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye
But, If
You're Thinkin' About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White
I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White
I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Brother
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo
It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo
96. Posted by RichPort on January 21, 2007 8:16 AM
I'd fuck him, long time.
97. Posted by Lowlands on January 21, 2007 8:39 AM
Allright people,you want it?First of all,black or white ain't a colour.Anybody which is a little involved in colours,knows that.Instead of black i would say dark coloured and for white maybe i would say...Pink coloured?Or light coloured?That colour is still difficult to define,i admit.About this word "nigger"...Or "nigga"...In the late 80's when i was stil an innocent teenager.Dressed up all day in this victorian sailoroutfit,i met this black old age woman on the Antilles.You know,those nice islands with a lot of coconut-beaches.She was enjoying her retirement on that island after she had spent 50 years of hard work in the USA,to be exactly,New York.This island was also her country of birth.What i was doing there?Coconut-beaches...This wonderful lady (btw) she told me,the word nigger has nothing to do with skin colour but it refers to do the "colour"of the soul.White trash can be nigga too.That's what she told me.
98. Posted by Lowlands on January 21, 2007 8:44 AM
I know somebody with wet panties right now...
99. Posted by Lowlands on January 21, 2007 9:50 AM
"Crickets".
100. Posted by fame is funny on January 21, 2007 10:15 AM
Danielle is still tripping off that time she blew Bobby Brown in '88.
101. Posted by sexybitch on January 21, 2007 10:44 AM
#99 He's still using drugs because he's trying to forget it.
102. Posted by RichPort on January 21, 2007 10:45 AM
99. That's what a sister gets for swallowin' some toxic splooge.
I should know, this one time, at band camp, ...
103. Posted by Elwood on January 21, 2007 11:15 AM
Yeah, "sneaks" a peek...that's gotta suck getting caught like that.
104. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 21, 2007 12:10 PM
I don't know if anybody here, reads or watches The Boondocks. Those writers have a pretty good grasp of how "nigger" can be a pejorative to encompass not black or ghetto people but, fucking stupid shit (some of which did originate from the ghetto) but that has been adopted by MANY suburban white folk.
An example is a bit they did on "nigger technology," and what they mean by it is any technology that's useless, example:phone texting;same goes for behavior, example: holding a fucking gun sideways; and attitude, example: see wiggas.
105. Posted by danielle on January 21, 2007 12:15 PM
(crickets, flies and bubblegum)
Seriously,
You ignorant plastic people can yap all ya want about how black people didn't "contribute" to modern society "technological advances" if ya want to. We know the truth.
Thieves- look this up and a pic of Casper will be right next to it representing all the chalk covered, horse-faced shit for brains that pollute the earth like toxic waste.
ie: Whitey McBright's...and by "bright" I mean...blindingly fugly...and by Fugly I mean...fuckin' ugly.
106. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 21, 2007 12:21 PM
^Ah, perfect example, "nigger postings" to me they're basically non-postings to be passed over.
107. Posted by danielle on January 21, 2007 12:23 PM
Then why do KEEP responding, dumbass CrackerFuck?
Go back to school...and by "school" I mean...that whole behind that dumpster aka your "house.
108. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 21, 2007 12:26 PM
You are the very definition of useless nigger.
enjoy.
109. Posted by danielle on January 21, 2007 12:35 PM
So I guess defining you would be summed up in these words:
enjoy.
110. Posted by Truthseeker013 on January 21, 2007 12:35 PM
Lowlands, I applaud you.
Re the pic, caption- "Am I not human?"
111. Posted by sexybitch on January 21, 2007 3:12 PM
#104,106 You have to appreciate the irony behind someone ranting about "shit for brains" and telling people to go back to school...and not knowing the difference between "hole" and "whole".
What an asswhole.
112. Posted by widman on January 21, 2007 3:17 PM
To Danielle YOU ARE NOW A RACIST YOU ARE THE THING YOU HATE MOST HAPPY NOW. Just because their are some a h**les on here doesnt mean you have to be. If you think we have stringy hair why do most black woman wear HAIR WEAVE. THE BLACK DOES CRACK LOOK AT JANET JACKSON! WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO GET NOSE JOBS ONLY TO LOOK LIKE THE JACKSONS MESSED UP FALLING NOSE and wear colored contacts. I think there are BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN EVERY RACE. I DONT THINK WHITES NEEDS TO BE TAN and I dont think Blacks need surgery or weave. EVERY LOOKS BETTER WHEN THEY ARE Not trying to be some thing they are not. I am sure will still be racist but remember that hate breeds more hate:)
113. Posted by TJH on January 21, 2007 3:55 PM
Yup, it's degenerated AGAIN. Folks have taken advantage of a non-moderated site, AGAIN. Superfish doesn't have time to read and kick off the garbage; he's probably got a real job and does this part time for the kicks.
Here we go, what's next, the old "fatherless welfare negroes are destroying the country" and "cracker owes me an apology for slavery"...
Guess folks will abandon this and go back to Dlisted and the other copy sites...maybe that "crabbiesblogspot" guy who tries to snag folks to his lame celeb-slamming site...
Too bad.
114. Posted by wedgeone on January 21, 2007 5:04 PM
But why has this thread degenerated? Because some ignorant, down home girl decided not to remain above the garbage that someone spewed forth, but instead decided to match hate with hate. By doing so, she once again demonstrated her lack of comprehension of the English language and basic principles of logical thought, thereby justifying the very post she sought to condemn.
Malcolm X and Dr. King would be proud of you Damyell. No wait, scratch that. They'd be the first to toss you under the bus. When are you going to learn that every time you post your "reverse racism", you only give the "crackers" more fuel to burn you with. Just keep your mouth shut, and rise above the hate!!
Not sure who originally said it, but it sums your character up quite nicely:
TWATWAFFLE!!
115. Posted by DieFrau on January 21, 2007 5:11 PM
You guys are silly, he's staring at her Adam's apple.
116. Posted by wedgeone on January 21, 2007 5:17 PM
I mean look at this plethora of self incrimination:
- as you call someone a "dumbass CrackerFuck" you say it in a grammatically incorrect sentence: "Then why do KEEP responding, ...." Should not the word "you" appear before the word "KEEP"?
- You write "Thieves- look this up and a pic of Casper will be right next to it ....". Look what up? Thieves? Ghost? Caucasian? You make no sense.
- Refer to post #110
- Understanding the crickets and flies comments is easy enough, but "bubblegum? WTF is that supposed to imply? There is no pop culture reference to bubble gum in response to someone speaking commonly available!
I can't take it anymore!! Someone please make her chew on a boomstick so that she stops polluting this site with her idiocy!!!!
(BTW - boomstick is a term that hard core gamers will understand, Damyell. Don't think about it for too long - you'll make your sphincter cramp up!)
117. Posted by gossipgirl010 on January 21, 2007 5:32 PM
Superficial! Have you been taking spelling lessons from Paris Hilton? I believe the proper usage of "peak" is supposed to be "peek."
118. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 21, 2007 5:38 PM
It's flabbergasting to me Wedge, I've never even referred to this person and never taken any part of the usual gangbangs she's taken here. And, I was referring to, The Boondocks,a series created by a BLACK MAN and I'm part black so WTF!!?!?!/
119. Posted by Binky on January 21, 2007 5:53 PM
Sorry... been like busy... a few daze...
Which one is 'Puffy' ?
120. Posted by Binky on January 21, 2007 6:09 PM
Yikes - I'm sounding like Colbear. I Don't See Colour (Color for you Yanks)
"If you're an act - what am I ?"(to Bill O'R last Thursday..)
The line of the year so far (...ok after 3 weaks)
But where do you go from here....?
121. Posted by Binky on January 21, 2007 6:11 PM
( If in doubt - skip the first hundred comments )
122. Posted by Binky on January 21, 2007 6:38 PM
"If you're an act - what am I ?"
Kinda puts a bit of a prob with media 'watchdog on democracy' thing into perspective...
Or not.
(How many actors do you need to trash the place ?)
123. Posted by RichPort on January 21, 2007 8:42 PM
danYELL, I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. And then I will lick your canker-bejewelled hairy taint. danYUM!
124. Posted by Kristin on January 21, 2007 9:54 PM
Danielle is a cunt.
125. Posted by Binky on January 21, 2007 10:09 PM
Get out more
126. Posted by James on January 21, 2007 11:27 PM
#37 is right on the money, TNB. Biel was previously reported to be a coal burner anyway. All self hating multiculturalist losers need to shut the fuck up. You're just jealous because there are still plenty of proper white folks in America who know this is wrong and are legally protected and entitled to voice their opinions. Freedom of speech and expression. Famous white female = coal burning whore, nuff said.
127. Posted by jrzmommy on January 22, 2007 4:55 AM
What a bunch of whining sniveling liberals, calling everybody racist or - my favorite - "heterosexist." Go huddle together under your AIDS quilt. I think it's over at TR Knight's house.
128. Posted by jrzmommy on January 22, 2007 7:01 AM
127 -- The AIDS quilt thing is funny, but not my handy work, alas.
Danielle, are you implying that black people can run countries better than the crackahs? ("You can't even "run" a country") just stop. Just stop now. Stop and go to the library and read about the decolonization of the African continent.
Do they really breed such racists at Trinity College in DC?
129. Posted by sexybitch on January 22, 2007 7:17 AM
#128 Does this make any sense, either? "And, amongst other grotesque things: you smell, pass out STD's like party favors, rape babies, OD on heroin, commit suicide, are gay..."
This is just too seriously stupid even for Trinity - I bet she's been expelled.
130. Posted by jrzmommy on January 22, 2007 7:39 AM
Sexy, nope, complete nonsense to me. I don't think she even goes to Trinity. If she does indeed go to school, I'm going on my original position that she's a Metro Red Line jockey and attends UDC OR she might go to Strayer at night. But I don't think so. She's entirely too much of a dummy.
131. Posted by RichPort on January 22, 2007 8:28 AM
Jrz, maybe we need to remind damnYELL that going to the public library on Trinity street reallly isn't the same fucking thing.
Great Boondocks reference Slim... I especially like the one with Sam Jackson: Bitches love smileys...
132. Posted by PrettyBaby on January 22, 2007 9:45 AM
#38 and #53 Actually you two have something in common-
TNB is scared to death of black men pouring the dick in white women and DanYELL hates the thought of a white woman riding the black man's high hard one leaving the black woman in the dust. *sigh*
Come one people- say it with me--
*crickets*
133. Posted by sigmanu on January 22, 2007 9:42 PM
Who cares Diddy is a fucking tool. He is in the 95% of blacks that ruin the planet. Fucking jigga boo. Yea, look @ his music. PRESS PLAY LOL. Fucking loser. He's a real rapper alright. He went to HOWARD UNIVERSITY and he cheats on his baby's momma left and right. He banged Aubrey from DK and Cassie from his former label. Wow he uses his leverage to fuck broads. He can't get them himself because nobody wants black negro from Howard.
134. Posted by Dumptruck on January 22, 2007 11:17 PM
Is that Benson?
135. Posted by jrzmommy on January 23, 2007 6:01 AM
BENSON!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
136. Posted by whatRwordsworth on January 23, 2007 6:53 AM
Why is it that any time there is even the slightest opening for racist comments some are made? I enjoy quality racial (or even racist) humor as much as the next fella (see # 134), but if you can't be funny, why waste our time?
Despite the mannish shoulders, she's so fiery.
137. Posted by doodee head on February 7, 2007 6:56 AM
That's all well and good.