Jan 11 2007Nicole Richie doesn't induce vomiting, brain confused

I don't think she's trying to seduce him.

I believe she's awaiting a burger that's due to crawl up her ass any moment now.

I'd fuck her, just to fuck.

ehhh....i still like her.

She's built like a 9 year old boy for crying out loud.

God help me...but i think she looks adorable. she no longer looks like she's knocking at death's door. good for her.

Nice ass.

I feel like I just looked at kiddie porn.

I'd slay her with my tongue and pillage her vagina

PS: #5--that's an original opener....where'd you ever come up with it?

She has always been cute as a button, but she needs to loosen the ties on her bikini top.

She looks good. I liked her better with Blonde hair though, but she's gained some weight, looking better.

It's all the high protein manshakes Joel Madden is giving her. She's guzzling so much chowpipe she's gained nearly 20 pounds overnight. Guess DJ AM has some lowfat/low cal choad. As an aside, Mr. Madden's tattoos look like a coloring book for the blind.

#4....heh....and how would YOU know? [don't tell me....I don't wanna know.]

yeah, the 2nd to the last pic.....she's still a skeleton. No ass, no boobs. YUUUUKK.

As an aside, I like picking the scabs on my upper back 'n eating them. Mmmmmmm. Crispy.

I love how they're so aware of the cameras being around and seem to not really care at all.

I guess you can't when you called them yourself.

I haven't felt this dirty since I became aroused by an early 80s Jazzercise video.

She still looks too thin, but at least she's put on like 10 pounds.

Thats right Nichole, you put on 10 pounds you FAT PIG!!! Now get into the bathroom and throw it up you look disgusting!

I would give it some bony anal, buuuuut I'd be all broken up about it in the morning.

and sore.

She has moved up to spinner weight class. Bitch still has the zombie mitts, though.

she needs to work on that pooch belly... and that face.

She's looking better than that anorexic pic a few months back. If she only had a rack ....

She looks totally fine now-not too thin, not too big-just right. The world can now breathe a collective sigh and
move on to more important things like the war in
Iraq, drug abuse amoungst our youth, global warming,
etc.....

yay

Pfft... Fat Ass

that's hot

She still looks unhealthy. Look at her ankles - skinnnnnnnnny.

I'd like her to give me that pose while wearing a catholic school uniform.

Bad little girl!

She actually looks like a human being instead of a skeleton with brown hair.

Nice try Nicole.

What exactly inspires these young tat covered kids to want to bang titless stick women? I mean, she is small enough to ride your junk just holding your neck and legs wrapped around. I bet I could do that for at least 3 hours before I even noticed she was there... But damn... No tits? No ass? That better be one muscle lined vajayjay....

Seriously. We are talking Schwarzenpussy here... Anything else just doesn't make sense...

She's looking loads better. If she really has body issues though, she'd keep herself toned and watch that pooch belly.

great shot. she has a nice ass but I would prefer if she were wearing a thong!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do some crunches ho!

she is a cute young woman now instead of Indira Ghandhi's stand-in but, really, Fish, if you humped everything you said you did, the entire planet (and some Martians) would know what you look like. And we don't. At least CarpeMundus has the self control to only go for the tres jolie.

It seemes like she's has a nice ass...then I looked at the pics of her standing up. O nthe plus side, I can see less of her ribcage...its progress.

Can somebody explain to me why there doesn't seem to be a single woman in Hollywood who can put a bikini top on right?

It seemes like she's has a nice ass...then I looked at the pics of her standing up. On the plus side, I can see less of her ribcage...its progress.

Can somebody explain to me why there doesn't seem to be a single woman in Hollywood who can put a bikini top on right?

Oops, sorry about the double post.

She still looks like Star Jones.

I dunno,does it looklike her bumbum is nicely arched?

Practice some more and try again.

(42)Dear.

#23 Gossipmonger...

First of all, she IS still too thin. But that aside...

If you're such a fucking peacenik and are more worried intersted in the war in Iraq and kids on drugs, why the hell are you wasting time on this site anyway? Please note the title, it's called The Superficial for a reason.

Above should be "worried and interested"... early cocktail hour for me. Sorry.

I love when celebrities try to look 'surprised' by the paparazzi.

Slow day in celeb land.

I dare say she is looking well and fit. Too bad she got so much criticism for getting thin...remember when she was a piggy little drug addict when The Simple Life started? She looked 90% better after she lost all that weight. And now that she has some muscle tone I think this is as good as it gets.

There it is Pete, the zinger--- buried in #32!!!

Eh, still looks like a prepubescent boy to me.

unless you're michael jackson, i can't see how you could possibly find that arousing.

Nicole Schwarzenpussy is.........The Vaginator.

punjab - You are throwing pearls before swine

she's actually not gross in these pictures; i can't believe it. Well, I guess she's making progress.
I was always sorta rooting for her; I guess it's paying off. Who'da thunk it? for once, we couldn't mock her on the superfish?

The next build won't be shown until the auction next month. Most of the
employees are gone so things will take longer. He now just hides in the
office and eats pork chops and boxes the clown.

Help is wanted though, but only for people who are craftsman, not punch list
jockeys who want be on tv.

I think Pilgrim Films should make General Cheevers hire them back -
Blueberry Muffin and Mike would be good for TV.

In certain Southeast Asian countries, Nicole Ritchie would be easily mistaken for a Lady Boy. I wonder if Good Charlotte ever toured there?

She's gross. She looks like she's had a double mastectomy and hasn't seen a bar of soap or a multivitamin since the second Reagan administration. Not to mention she's sucking face with Translucent Boy, King of the Body Art and Bad Breath. She's gross. She's beyond gross. If she walked out of the bathroom stall I was waiting to use, I'd go piss outside in the alley and take my chances with the bums and rats.

It's all about the girl.

@57: Oh shit!!! That was so funny! It's sad when you can get past the use of a public toilet unless said toilet was contaminated with Nicole Ritchie ick!

#1, that made no sense. Pool yourself.

she's not ugly broad. just that thin thing gets her

www.carpemundus.com - love those winter curves!

she looks good

She is starting to look much better.

Big improvement compared to the sack of bones she was a few months back.

Well this is a first for me as well...I'd hit it.

Maddox called. He wants his haircut back.

Maddox called. He wants his haircut back.

I'd wax it.

Once and for all, resolve this for me --
is she black or white?? Mocha?

In that third picture were they’re kissing, if I were that Eddy Munster guy she’s going out with... I’d do a major reach-around stick my hand in her bikini bottoms and pick her up like a bowling ball... yeah, I wrote it, thumb up her nice tight asshole - middle finger in her juicy pussy ... Ooo just the thought —“Heaven, I’m in heaven...”

Why does the Superficial guy think he's writing for The Onion all of a sudden?

i think she looks really good at the size she is at right now. i mean she is pretty either way, but she looks very healthy, while still getting that thin look that she seems to like.

i like nicole richie...i mean, she doesn't always make good decisions, but there is something different about her. she seems to have a sweet heart.

Looks like she's been eating solid food again. Good for her!

She's got feet like Yao Ming. I wonder if they make slapping sounds when she's walking on the wet sand?

Well what can you say? The sun shines on a dog's ass now and again...

...and that's exactly what you're looking at here. Enjoy.

His tattoos are so ugly.

Guess we know her favorite position

EEW! Look at those pointy elbows. She's way below my standards.

http://www.marshallfox.com/Design/Zanuck,%20Dork%20Hawian%20Shirt.jpg

I could do much better.

http://www.marshallfox.com/headshots.htm

i bet she takes it in the butt too, she's a freak. i'd thrash her from behind.

Lovely pose :)

she actually does look hot. Oh yeah, I'm a dyke, plus I'm hot too

Skeletor has been gaining some weight.. she almost has an ass now.

Jeez, just because she looks better than she used to (not too hard) doesn't mean she looks healthy. Count those ribs, and it's not normal to be able to see someone's hip bones that clearly. And how the hell can someone with no tits at all still manage to have underboob going on? I'm going to Hollywood to hold "how to choose and put on a bikini" classes for clueless bimbos.

If life were a cartoon Nicole Ritchie would be Dora the Explorer and Paris would be Olive Oyl and Joel Madden would be Milhouse.

What's with this two faced bunch of lemming wannabes? A week ago you all wanted to burn her at the stake(or as kindling). Now all of a sudden she adds some weight and you want to hold hands and go shopping with her. Shit, a couple more pounds and you'll be lining up for invitations to a slumber party. What a bunch of dick yankers.

Would you look at her ankles? Holy smokes, it's no wonder she's so fuckin' skinny, they'd snap under any regular amount of weight!

He looks like a Hobbit.

Dare I say her bikini bottom looks....padded?

can anyone smell tuna or is Paris Hilton standing out of the pic

I think we can all agree --- at least it's not Paris hunched over flashing what God gave her (then later regretted).

i'm starting to think that she did have that band around her stomach removed. she roamed around for a few years looking like a corpse and all of a sudden, she's put weight on? i bet lionel had the band removed by court order cause this bitch was about to keel over & die.

why can't girls wear bathing suits right? your boobs are NOT supposed to hang out the BOTTOM

ewwww. the second shot looks like it belongs in a museum as a representation of "homo erectus". she has the weirdest feet i've ever seen.

Seriously, I think the question is with Joel...and what exactly his affinity is with women who look like pre-pubescent boys....

Yeah, already saw these pictures on the NAMBLA website.. you lose again, Superfish.

She looks fantastic! I'm so proud of her...

Good girl, Nicole. Face down, ass up.

A little bit more meat would be nice but it doesn't matter becasue I wouldn't let my dog do her after that scumbag she is with was in her. (Is that guy for real or just another punk shitbag with a fake attitude?)

wow, she doesn't look absolutely horrible...

must be the lighting