Jan 30 2007Michelle Rodriguez pole dances
Michelle Rodriguez was spotted giving an imprompto pole dance at a New York nightclub. She reportedly danced on the pole for twenty minutes before kissing a mystery woman. A source says:
"She took lemon wedges and greased the pole so she could slide better," a fellow clubgoer told the New York Daily News. "She didn't get naked, but she was hanging upside down and twirling around. It was wild." The eyewitness said Rodriguez then "made out with this woman who she came in with," adding that the woman wasn't Kristanna Loken, the Lost star's girlfriend who outed the lesbian couple last year.
Whoever encouraged her to put on the show should see a medical expert about their eyes mental health. Watching a senile old woman make out with her pet cat would be more arousing.
Thanks to the beautiful Lauren for the tip.
Reader Comments
1. allgravybaby - January 30, 2007 12:01 PM
YAHOO IM FIRST BITHES WEEEEEEE
2. allgravybaby - January 30, 2007 12:04 PM
and im second too... no comment
3. Me - January 30, 2007 12:16 PM
Good job #1 and 2 :-)
THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. SaraLuppino - January 30, 2007 12:19 PM
DAMN.. so close.. haha 4th!? Shes ugly
5. SaraLuppino - January 30, 2007 12:20 PM
If a guy who sold lemons next to the freeway and a monkey had a baby.. wa la. There it is.
6. Jason The Barbarian - January 30, 2007 12:21 PM
I still haven't forgiven her for that lame British accent in Bloodrayne...
7. SaraLuppino - January 30, 2007 12:21 PM
If a guy who sold lemons next to the freeway and a monkey had a baby.. wa la. There it is.
8. JandalOfDoom - January 30, 2007 12:31 PM
I'd pay to see that.
9. Dan - January 30, 2007 12:35 PM
Ninth.
It's "impromptU," by the way.
10. Juliabella - January 30, 2007 12:35 PM
1-2-3-4 Get a life!
11. Dan - January 30, 2007 12:36 PM
10: Are you trying to say "1-4"?
12. Juliabella - January 30, 2007 12:37 PM
I'm saying number 1,2,3,4 and now 9 and 11!
13. Jacquelantern - January 30, 2007 12:38 PM
God she is gross. I'm so glad they kicked her ass off Lost!! Her being on there made me not want to watch that fantasticly weird, awesome show.
14. tits_on_snack - January 30, 2007 12:40 PM
I'd do her. Then we'd go on a lesbian machine gun rampage across north america, and settle down on an indian res in northern Saskatchewan and drink bootleg liquor with the squaws. Fuck Hollywood.
15. Juliabella - January 30, 2007 12:43 PM
tits_on_snack
I'll take you anytime baby!
16. whitegold - January 30, 2007 12:43 PM
Whenever I'm in a club and some girl gets up on a counter or ledge or something and starts doing an impromptu (btw, wtf is an "imprompto" per the article, I know we can't edit mistakes, but surely he can...or is this just some word I've yet to learn?! ah, but who am i to talk, i'm a terrible speller), the bouncers are always all over that poor chick real quickly and making her stop. So how the heck does this girl get 20 uninterrupted minutes to perform?! And I never could understand why bouncers in clubs stop random girls from performing impromptu pole dances. Sure they risk injury and lawsuits, but some of those girls look damn good doing it.
17. Joshingya31 - January 30, 2007 12:57 PM
How many night clubs have poles you can dance on. The bull dyke was at a strip club just admit it.
18. Me - January 30, 2007 1:00 PM
Yeah, that was pretty lame of me. I appologise :-(
19. coma12 - January 30, 2007 1:02 PM
She is just gross...
And in case any of you forgot, this is the same person who licks her armpit hair, uggghhh (shiver, shiver).
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/michelle_rodriguez_licks_her_a.html
I now feel really dirty.
20. Joshingya31 - January 30, 2007 1:03 PM
#18 At least you could spell third right. "Appologise" = apologize.
21. whitegold - January 30, 2007 1:06 PM
#13 - Thanks a lot jerk! I've never watched Lost but was about to start renting the dvds. Way to spoil it for me by telling me she was kicked off!!! Now every episode I’ll be watching just knowing that one day she isn’t going to be around any more. You suck!!! ;o)
22. mztry - January 30, 2007 1:11 PM
ASSHOLES UNITE!
You're all here... aren't you?
23. Me - January 30, 2007 1:15 PM
#20 Typo, thanks. I am human you know. While you my friend are clearly the angel Gabriel.
24. HollyJ - January 30, 2007 1:15 PM
@16 - Where are you (just curious)? I've never seen a bouncer or anyone else at a bar make a girl get down from a bar, table, pole, speaker, or other ledge-like riser. I think some places are more strict than others. In Texas, I'm pretty sure you can swing a pole while screwing a donkey carcass without be stopped...even at a daycare.
25. Me - January 30, 2007 1:18 PM
#24 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26. kamihi - January 30, 2007 1:40 PM
#20 apologiSe is the English spelling aplogiZe is the American spelling, only a dumbass American would not know that.
27. James - January 30, 2007 1:53 PM
Yet another reason why I'm glad I don't date hispanic women. Ugly filthy and dykes.
28. Laura - January 30, 2007 2:59 PM
Well #27 your probably white trash judging from your comment
29. UNCLE NED - January 30, 2007 3:01 PM
Just proves how boring this Lezbo is, that we're correcting each other's spelling mistakes. Miss Zinno, my 4th-grade teacher, would be proud.
30. John Doe Jr - January 30, 2007 3:38 PM
Since when is lemon juice considered a lubricant. All the money I could have saved on overpriced anal gels with my ex girlfriends, and I could have used a lemon.
31. cbrown80 - January 30, 2007 3:53 PM
Man you are sooooo right. Who the hell would want to see THIS pole dance:
http://gallery.michelle-rodriguez.com/albums/BatchUploads/shoots/06_
pres/0135.jpg
Get YOUR eyes checked you losers!!! She is hot.
32. acatnamedfrank - January 30, 2007 4:22 PM
Is this the same girl that was in Resident Evil?
33. Truthseeker013 - January 30, 2007 5:26 PM
Hey HEY! Lesbians got a right to be entertained and aroused!
34. DrunkBlogger - January 30, 2007 5:31 PM
She's definitely losing it, but I think she may be at her sexual peak because of it.
35. the chicken - January 30, 2007 5:40 PM
At least she knows lemon wedges go with fish.
36. LittleRexxie - January 30, 2007 5:56 PM
Armpit sniffing/licking aside, I'd do her.
37. aww its deb - January 30, 2007 6:15 PM
looks like two caterpillars crawling close to her eyelids. ugly broad
38. Me - January 30, 2007 7:14 PM
Thank you #26
39. Triumph Insult Dog - January 30, 2007 7:22 PM
Man, I miss her! She needs to do whatever movie or TV show she needs to do to stay in the limelight.
Michelle, if you need a new manager or PR person, CALL ME! Cuz the ones you have ain't handlin' they bitness...
Peace...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
40. AnnoyingPseud - January 30, 2007 11:16 PM
The last time Michele Rodriquez looked "good" was as a zombie in the movie with that other quasi-zombie [what's that chick's name? she's a Ukie-bean farmer from Eastern Europe...Mila something?]. Michele is about as attractive as a squished refried bean soft taco from TacoHell's dumpster. I'd rather be Lost on an island with the cast from the Apprentice that included that attention whore Omarosa. I mean, hunting down Omarose with my homemade spear would be fun.
41. AnnoyingPseud - January 30, 2007 11:17 PM
The last time Michele Rodriquez looked "good" was as a zombie in the movie with that other quasi-zombie [what's that chick's name? she's a Ukie-bean farmer from Eastern Europe...Mila something?]. Michele is about as attractive as a squished refried bean soft taco from TacoHell's dumpster. I'd rather be Lost on an island with the cast from the Apprentice that included that attention whore Omarosa. I mean, hunting down Omarose with my homemade spear would be fun.
42. hellcat1983 - January 31, 2007 1:13 AM
Aside from having a really toned, if not bordering on masculine body, she's not particularly attractive. Plus she always wears this constant pissed off expression on her squished face. Never knew she was a lesbian though, makes perfect sense now...
43. Joshingya31 - January 31, 2007 5:48 AM
#26 Hey genius either way it was still spelled WRONG! But thanks for trying.
44. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 5:53 AM
(42)I get it,her Fidel Castro outfit aside she could be lesbian.I think she said on the pic something like 'fuck off'to this comrad photographer.
45. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 5:58 AM
Anybody knows who her stylist is?
46. MrSemprini - January 31, 2007 6:21 AM
Lez, huh? Cool, one more freak out of the gene pool.
47. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 6:38 AM
Her pole dancing must have been looked like she was enthusiastic exercising with her weights during her Navy-seal training.
48. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 6:46 AM
She probably bent this whole pole.I'll bet the nightclub-owner won't let her in the next time.
49. BarbadoSlim - January 31, 2007 7:20 AM
Hahahahahaha, dooooode, that's a dude.
50. Me - January 31, 2007 7:34 AM
#43 Wrongly, or incorrectly would be the proper word to use. I mean....If you plan as officiating as the grammar police, I suppose it would only be right if everything you posted lived up to the correct gammatical rules. Don't you think?
51. Juliabella - January 31, 2007 7:38 AM
50
They are so annoying with that correction crap. Are we in a fucking typing contest??
52. Joshingya31 - January 31, 2007 7:43 AM
#50 All I hear from you now is waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa i cant spell waa waa waa waa waa waa waa.....
53. Me - January 31, 2007 9:14 AM
#52. Please get laid please. I guarantee that if you get fucked in the next few days you will no longer care about random tying errors on a comment thread about something/one as retarded as Michele Rodriguez. Heck sex helped me.......maybe it can help you too. PEACE BITCH!!!!
FYI....cant has an apostrophe in it fuck face.
54. F-Sucker - January 31, 2007 9:37 AM
I banged Michelle Rodriguez in the pooper once.
Nice heiny.
55. fame is funny - January 31, 2007 9:39 AM
She's a tough chick, I know because she wears army colors.
56. A. C. - January 31, 2007 3:28 PM
so has anyone else belly humped bea arthur to the point of chaffing for a taco before??
57. Joshingya31 - February 1, 2007 7:24 AM
#53 Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
58. Me - February 1, 2007 7:59 AM
#57 You are so funny :-)
59. crazyotto - February 1, 2007 8:14 AM
love to bend this hot pepper over and have her scream,"AY POPPY!!!"
60. batluck - February 1, 2007 8:35 AM
before michelle decided she loved the furburger, she dated a kid i know. word on the street and in the halls of dickinson hs, is that she smells like blimpie. umm, yea.....oil....vinegar.....eww. someone destroy that f'in pole. oddly...i think i'm hungry.
61. HollywoodSnark - March 25, 2007 3:39 PM
yawn....if she's not taking anything off i don't care....