January 30, 2007
Michelle Rodriguez pole dances
Michelle Rodriguez was spotted giving an imprompto pole dance at a New York nightclub. She reportedly danced on the pole for twenty minutes before kissing a mystery woman. A source says:
"She took lemon wedges and greased the pole so she could slide better," a fellow clubgoer told the New York Daily News. "She didn't get naked, but she was hanging upside down and twirling around. It was wild." The eyewitness said Rodriguez then "made out with this woman who she came in with," adding that the woman wasn't Kristanna Loken, the Lost star's girlfriend who outed the lesbian couple last year.
Whoever encouraged her to put on the show should see a medical expert about their eyes mental health. Watching a senile old woman make out with her pet cat would be more arousing.
Thanks to the beautiful Lauren for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by allgravybaby on January 30, 2007 12:01 PM
YAHOO IM FIRST BITHES WEEEEEEE
2. Posted by allgravybaby on January 30, 2007 12:04 PM
and im second too... no comment
3. Posted by Me on January 30, 2007 12:16 PM
Good job #1 and 2 :-)
THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Posted by SaraLuppino on January 30, 2007 12:19 PM
DAMN.. so close.. haha 4th!? Shes ugly
5. Posted by SaraLuppino on January 30, 2007 12:20 PM
If a guy who sold lemons next to the freeway and a monkey had a baby.. wa la. There it is.
6. Posted by Jason The Barbarian on January 30, 2007 12:21 PM
I still haven't forgiven her for that lame British accent in Bloodrayne...
7. Posted by SaraLuppino on January 30, 2007 12:21 PM
If a guy who sold lemons next to the freeway and a monkey had a baby.. wa la. There it is.
8. Posted by JandalOfDoom on January 30, 2007 12:31 PM
I'd pay to see that.
9. Posted by Dan on January 30, 2007 12:35 PM
Ninth.
It's "impromptU," by the way.
10. Posted by Juliabella on January 30, 2007 12:35 PM
1-2-3-4 Get a life!
11. Posted by Dan on January 30, 2007 12:36 PM
10: Are you trying to say "1-4"?
12. Posted by Juliabella on January 30, 2007 12:37 PM
I'm saying number 1,2,3,4 and now 9 and 11!
13. Posted by Jacquelantern on January 30, 2007 12:38 PM
God she is gross. I'm so glad they kicked her ass off Lost!! Her being on there made me not want to watch that fantasticly weird, awesome show.
14. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 30, 2007 12:40 PM
I'd do her. Then we'd go on a lesbian machine gun rampage across north america, and settle down on an indian res in northern Saskatchewan and drink bootleg liquor with the squaws. Fuck Hollywood.
15. Posted by Juliabella on January 30, 2007 12:43 PM
tits_on_snack
I'll take you anytime baby!
16. Posted by whitegold on January 30, 2007 12:43 PM
Whenever I'm in a club and some girl gets up on a counter or ledge or something and starts doing an impromptu (btw, wtf is an "imprompto" per the article, I know we can't edit mistakes, but surely he can...or is this just some word I've yet to learn?! ah, but who am i to talk, i'm a terrible speller), the bouncers are always all over that poor chick real quickly and making her stop. So how the heck does this girl get 20 uninterrupted minutes to perform?! And I never could understand why bouncers in clubs stop random girls from performing impromptu pole dances. Sure they risk injury and lawsuits, but some of those girls look damn good doing it.
17. Posted by Joshingya31 on January 30, 2007 12:57 PM
How many night clubs have poles you can dance on. The bull dyke was at a strip club just admit it.
18. Posted by Me on January 30, 2007 1:00 PM
Yeah, that was pretty lame of me. I appologise :-(
19. Posted by coma12 on January 30, 2007 1:02 PM
She is just gross...
And in case any of you forgot, this is the same person who licks her armpit hair, uggghhh (shiver, shiver).
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/michelle_rodriguez_licks_her_a.html
I now feel really dirty.
20. Posted by Joshingya31 on January 30, 2007 1:03 PM
#18 At least you could spell third right. "Appologise" = apologize.
21. Posted by whitegold on January 30, 2007 1:06 PM
#13 - Thanks a lot jerk! I've never watched Lost but was about to start renting the dvds. Way to spoil it for me by telling me she was kicked off!!! Now every episode I’ll be watching just knowing that one day she isn’t going to be around any more. You suck!!! ;o)
22. Posted by mztry on January 30, 2007 1:11 PM
ASSHOLES UNITE!
You're all here... aren't you?
23. Posted by Me on January 30, 2007 1:15 PM
#20 Typo, thanks. I am human you know. While you my friend are clearly the angel Gabriel.
24. Posted by HollyJ on January 30, 2007 1:15 PM
@16 - Where are you (just curious)? I've never seen a bouncer or anyone else at a bar make a girl get down from a bar, table, pole, speaker, or other ledge-like riser. I think some places are more strict than others. In Texas, I'm pretty sure you can swing a pole while screwing a donkey carcass without be stopped...even at a daycare.
25. Posted by Me on January 30, 2007 1:18 PM
#24 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26. Posted by kamihi on January 30, 2007 1:40 PM
#20 apologiSe is the English spelling aplogiZe is the American spelling, only a dumbass American would not know that.
27. Posted by James on January 30, 2007 1:53 PM
Yet another reason why I'm glad I don't date hispanic women. Ugly filthy and dykes.
28. Posted by Laura on January 30, 2007 2:59 PM
Well #27 your probably white trash judging from your comment
29. Posted by UNCLE NED on January 30, 2007 3:01 PM
Just proves how boring this Lezbo is, that we're correcting each other's spelling mistakes. Miss Zinno, my 4th-grade teacher, would be proud.
30. Posted by John Doe Jr on January 30, 2007 3:38 PM
Since when is lemon juice considered a lubricant. All the money I could have saved on overpriced anal gels with my ex girlfriends, and I could have used a lemon.
31. Posted by cbrown80 on January 30, 2007 3:53 PM
Man you are sooooo right. Who the hell would want to see THIS pole dance:
http://gallery.michelle-rodriguez.com/albums/BatchUploads/shoots/06_
pres/0135.jpg
Get YOUR eyes checked you losers!!! She is hot.
32. Posted by acatnamedfrank on January 30, 2007 4:22 PM
Is this the same girl that was in Resident Evil?
33. Posted by Truthseeker013 on January 30, 2007 5:26 PM
Hey HEY! Lesbians got a right to be entertained and aroused!
34. Posted by DrunkBlogger on January 30, 2007 5:31 PM
She's definitely losing it, but I think she may be at her sexual peak because of it.
35. Posted by sexybitch on January 30, 2007 5:40 PM
At least she knows lemon wedges go with fish.
36. Posted by LittleRexxie on January 30, 2007 5:56 PM
Armpit sniffing/licking aside, I'd do her.
37. Posted by aww its deb on January 30, 2007 6:15 PM
looks like two caterpillars crawling close to her eyelids. ugly broad
38. Posted by Me on January 30, 2007 7:14 PM
Thank you #26
39. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on January 30, 2007 7:22 PM
Man, I miss her! She needs to do whatever movie or TV show she needs to do to stay in the limelight.
Michelle, if you need a new manager or PR person, CALL ME! Cuz the ones you have ain't handlin' they bitness...
Peace...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
40. Posted by AnnoyingPseud on January 30, 2007 11:16 PM
The last time Michele Rodriquez looked "good" was as a zombie in the movie with that other quasi-zombie [what's that chick's name? she's a Ukie-bean farmer from Eastern Europe...Mila something?]. Michele is about as attractive as a squished refried bean soft taco from TacoHell's dumpster. I'd rather be Lost on an island with the cast from the Apprentice that included that attention whore Omarosa. I mean, hunting down Omarose with my homemade spear would be fun.
41. Posted by AnnoyingPseud on January 30, 2007 11:17 PM
The last time Michele Rodriquez looked "good" was as a zombie in the movie with that other quasi-zombie [what's that chick's name? she's a Ukie-bean farmer from Eastern Europe...Mila something?]. Michele is about as attractive as a squished refried bean soft taco from TacoHell's dumpster. I'd rather be Lost on an island with the cast from the Apprentice that included that attention whore Omarosa. I mean, hunting down Omarose with my homemade spear would be fun.
42. Posted by hellcat1983 on January 31, 2007 1:13 AM
Aside from having a really toned, if not bordering on masculine body, she's not particularly attractive. Plus she always wears this constant pissed off expression on her squished face. Never knew she was a lesbian though, makes perfect sense now...
43. Posted by Joshingya31 on January 31, 2007 5:48 AM
#26 Hey genius either way it was still spelled WRONG! But thanks for trying.
44. Posted by Lowlands on January 31, 2007 5:53 AM
(42)I get it,her Fidel Castro outfit aside she could be lesbian.I think she said on the pic something like 'fuck off'to this comrad photographer.
45. Posted by Lowlands on January 31, 2007 5:58 AM
Anybody knows who her stylist is?
46. Posted by MrSemprini on January 31, 2007 6:21 AM
Lez, huh? Cool, one more freak out of the gene pool.
47. Posted by Lowlands on January 31, 2007 6:38 AM
Her pole dancing must have been looked like she was enthusiastic exercising with her weights during her Navy-seal training.
48. Posted by Lowlands on January 31, 2007 6:46 AM
She probably bent this whole pole.I'll bet the nightclub-owner won't let her in the next time.
49. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 31, 2007 7:20 AM
Hahahahahaha, dooooode, that's a dude.
50. Posted by Me on January 31, 2007 7:34 AM
#43 Wrongly, or incorrectly would be the proper word to use. I mean....If you plan as officiating as the grammar police, I suppose it would only be right if everything you posted lived up to the correct gammatical rules. Don't you think?
51. Posted by Juliabella on January 31, 2007 7:38 AM
50
They are so annoying with that correction crap. Are we in a fucking typing contest??
52. Posted by Joshingya31 on January 31, 2007 7:43 AM
#50 All I hear from you now is waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa i cant spell waa waa waa waa waa waa waa.....
53. Posted by Me on January 31, 2007 9:14 AM
#52. Please get laid please. I guarantee that if you get fucked in the next few days you will no longer care about random tying errors on a comment thread about something/one as retarded as Michele Rodriguez. Heck sex helped me.......maybe it can help you too. PEACE BITCH!!!!
FYI....cant has an apostrophe in it fuck face.
54. Posted by F-Sucker on January 31, 2007 9:37 AM
I banged Michelle Rodriguez in the pooper once.
Nice heiny.
55. Posted by fame is funny on January 31, 2007 9:39 AM
She's a tough chick, I know because she wears army colors.
56. Posted by A. C. on January 31, 2007 3:28 PM
so has anyone else belly humped bea arthur to the point of chaffing for a taco before??
57. Posted by Joshingya31 on February 1, 2007 7:24 AM
#53 Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
58. Posted by Me on February 1, 2007 7:59 AM
#57 You are so funny :-)
59. Posted by crazyotto on February 1, 2007 8:14 AM
love to bend this hot pepper over and have her scream,"AY POPPY!!!"
60. Posted by batluck on February 1, 2007 8:35 AM
before michelle decided she loved the furburger, she dated a kid i know. word on the street and in the halls of dickinson hs, is that she smells like blimpie. umm, yea.....oil....vinegar.....eww. someone destroy that f'in pole. oddly...i think i'm hungry.