Jan 22 2007Mena Suvari is topless, penis weeps

awww, they're like pink hershey kisses.

I think some Oxy-10 cream will clear up those chest zits of hers.

The bigger problem, as always, is those fucking sunglasses. 'Sup, Starsky?

I agree on the sunglass thing. Hideous.

Hey that's the chick I banged at the Special Olympics!

Um, they look ok to me?

They aren't typical Hollywood sillicone bags, but I have to admit I find them strangely alluring. "Sweet little boobies" is the phrase that comes to mind (for perhaps the first time in history).

Gawd, fucked-up nipple/areola ratio, unequal mass and length, zits....yup, those are man boobs.

cover that shit up

As somebody who grew up in California let me say for all of us Californians on here........."Oh, so THATS what real ones look like!"

Didn't we already see them in American Beauty? But I agree, areola/breast ratio is way off. Big areolas are yuck.

PapaHotNuts was kind enough to post this on the Jessica Biel bikini thread: www.myspace.com/ednapringle

Please, do yourself a favor and go immediately! It's the real EdnaBanbrick, and it is stunningly worth it.

Didn't every man in America want to fuck her when she was in American Beauty? What happened? did everyone realize that rectangle heads aren't sexy?

Dude they're real boobs. Nice ones. You're gay.

LOL @ 7

I've seen worse. No, seriously.

She looks just like my stepdaughter. A little bit bottom heavy (or top light), modest breasts with large areolae, tasty nipples. Better from behind, to be honest. In fact, that last picture is getting me hard all over again. Time to hit the bathroom stall for a little target practice with my laminated wallet-size "memento"!

Dude, you're the one who likes man-boobs, if you're gay don't try to project your baggage on the people here. Just keep reaching for that rainbow.

"Wally", please stop. You're fucking "lame" and your "use" of punctuation is "appalling". You and Ass "Ferret" need a fucking "room".

Fish - your mother weaned you too early and hence you have an obsession with monster-truck-sized breasts. There's nothing wrong with her tits. They are cute. Paint some watermelons and take them to bed with you.

If only the real boobs were bigger ....
Still, I must applaud her for not runing her body with plastic surgery the way her Am.Pie co-star Tara Reid did!!

BTW - where's Edna in this post? Cripes, at least this COULD be considered pornographic, unlike the one of JB in a bikini.

BTW #15, FTLTC.

I prefer her lovelies to a set of silicone balloons!

omg! I think she's really lucky to have small breasts. I absolutely hate my D's(they get in the way of EVERYTHING) and plan to have a reduction when I turn 18

OMGZ actual real live boobages!

By the way, if her tits were smaller, they'd be growing on her back.

They look great to me........I'd suck em anytime.

Nice, real, young boobies.

I'd hit it... even with the tranny tits.

I dig the little nuggets

And in other unfortunate news, they keep making video games for her to do bad voices in.

#21 -- for the love of titty-fucking, please reconsider.

aw. yay mena!
im more impressed than anything.
i have small boobs, and i wouldnt go topless like that.

She's not Gisele Bundchen but who cares.
Boobs aren't gonna look good hunched over like that anyway.'

I'd bang her like Kevin Spacey was supposed to:)

At least this ugly retard isn't a homonigger. Last week I was starting to think the posts were being submitted by the Unitloving Coloreds of Bendovertom.

I guess she'll be making that apppointment to her plastic surgeon like everyone else after she sees these pics.

She'll be getting "enhanced".

The viewing public will be getting their retina sliced off.

Cute li'l titties. I generally like them bigger, but these are fine for A-cups (or whatever they are). Nice areola and nips. I don't see what the problem is.

10. Posted by D'oh Eyes on January 22, 2007 12:17 PM

Didn't we already see them in American Beauty? But I agree, areola/breast ratio is way off. Big areolas are yuck.

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hah. you like tiny areolas like my man nipples? Wanna suck my tiny man nipples?

She has perfectly sized nipples. nice and perky too.

Rich- I just want to thank you for not boring me with every fucking detail of your job and your children and your children's school and what they ate for dinner and etc. ect. You are one of the few that just makes funny comments about random shit and every now and then toss an insult toward someone. I can barely stand all this bullshit from many of the others. Papahotnuts.com will up and running soon. You'll love it there. I'll give you more details soon.

#21 - would you ask your man to have his penis size reduced? Or your lesbo lover to strap on a smaller dildo? Why in the world would you want to give your lover LESS of what they love the most? It's ludicrous.

#31 - "Unitloving Coloreds of Bendovertom." LMAO!! >^D

who the fk is Mena Suvari?

while i like to rag on celebs given the slightest opportunity, Mena can put those little cuties in my face any time she likes.

Jesus. Imagine if she and Nicole Kidman made a baby? The super massive gigantic forehead on that kid?

#35 - You're excellent with cut and paste aren't you? Cut and paste this, then krazy glue it to your forehead, then look in a mirror B.E., Ass Ferret or whoever the fuck you are:

KCID GNIKCUF FFO YM TEG

GET MY OFF FUCKING DICK....got that, 35?

Neither did I.

Good God!

Eh, to each his own, so people are free to criticize, but I don't see anything terribly wrong with her tay-tas. Yeah, the nips look sorta big, but at least she can still feel them. Just because her boobs aren't each bigger than her head doesn't mean they're untouchable. Mine are bigger than hers, so what? As someone already mentioned, compare her to Tara Reid, who can't be much older in age but looks about 15 years older, partly because of her already-sagging, badly rendered boob job. One day, relatively easy dick enlargement will be possible and then maybe men will get tired of having natural dicks compared to unnaturally enlarged ones and they'll be a little less judgmental. And then I'll click my heels three times and go back to Kansas.

Plus, that swimsuit is ugly and unflattering. If you have small ones, something that squishes them down flat is probably not the best way to go. Of course, when you're not wearing one at all, that point is moot, but just sayin'...

must be a puzzle of some type...get my offal-fucking dick? that'd make sense, with all the absurd defensive bragging, the missus has got to be a pig.

What do American woman have against bras?!?! Seriously. That's what gives you a nice shape. If you don't wear one your boobs look like man boobs!

The nips and boobs I have no problem with...but the belly button makes me think an alien birth is imminent.

The problem isn't her tiny boobage... it's those horrible freakin' sunglasses!! Ugh!

I think she looks just fine. She's a petite girl; her boobs are porportionate to her small frame.

Those are some serious pepperoni nipples.

If she didn't like 'em, I assume she'd have gotten them fixed. Question? Answered.

Unless of course she' afraid of becoming like Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing, whom no one recognizes after the nose job.

#40 - That gets an "A" for effort, sweetie! You huffed and puffed and almost - almost! - overcame that pesky triplicate at 21. According to the rules, you get a hug anyway, everybody's a winner. But just to be safe, go back to making dick jokes on every comment, on every thread, every day. Trying to be creative will only make that oversized head get an owie.

she has damn nice ones

She looks like your little sister's retarded next door neighbor that is having trouble making barbie stand on 2 feet. Where's the sandbox, ugly?

I am in direct communication with the Lord and I have told him about the pornographic images on this website. He assured me that not one person who supports this site will EVER have a chance in heaven.

God told me he took away your phone privilidges for two weeks because you're a tattle tale.

He also told me your constant reporting has made him want to switch teams.

#54 = REPORTED!

(Now get back in the kitchen & cook my dinner.)

I don't think that any of the posters to this blog ever paid to advertise on this site. That means that we're not supporters of the site, so we're all safe. Now the MTV and HGTV marketers, they're all in deep doo-doo!
Edna - God just gave me a word for you: "How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?"

Believe me, Edna, the voice you hear in your head ... it isn't God. It's because you're off your meds.

i'd rather see kevin spacey in a "speedo" any day.

i'm such a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

After all, you don't have to tell God about the images on this site right? Since he's omnipotent, he already knew they were going to be posted before this site was ever created ... before there was a Internet ... before photographs were invented ... right?

You are so self righteous that you don't even realize how you are more evil than anyone who you are "reporting".

Y'all are nuts....she's fine. Really fine.

That's what boobs are SUPPOSED to look like. She has small boobs. Big deal.

The only people who would think hers look weird are the folks who have never seen breasts in real-life, and only have Pamela Anderson to use as their reference.

what?

the what was directed at RichPort btw

She looks fine, word up homos.

Nothing wrong with the size but those are obviously not the ones featured in "American Beauty" so I want a refund on my cable bill or something.

Damn those things have a redder size area larger than a three silver dollars melted down with three pennies.

Is she an alien. Cuz I've never seen so much surface area like that for those A cups.

I'd doggystyle it all night long.

Lmao. It's like people on here why women get breast jobs.

They look like boobies to me. Regular normal boobies. Kinda cute

#65

I second that. Lots of faggots here.

Hey guys,do you remember these photos were post uncensored?Good times guys,good times...

#21 - You should really think about that plan of yours when you turn 18. I don't know how your D's fit in with the rest of your frame, but I have some myself, and although they could be bothersome when I was a teenager, I guarantee you they will become very good friends to you as you become a woman! I'm a size 6, so there's no hiding the Girls, but the only time they're "in the way" is when I attempt to golf, so believe me, the rest of the time they are SOOOO not in the way. Be proud of 'em!
#11 LOL at the myspace find! Dear Lord, the spelling and lack of basic English skills gave me a migraine! Thanks for the laugh!

Maybe I'm not the first one to mention this (I don't feel like reading all the comments so far) but has anyone else noticed her big, sharp, infected looking green nail in the first picture? What the F is that?!

Wow calling out faggots and everything, who knew Mena had such a rabid following. Whatever, I stand by my position, man-booby pointy, salami nippled tits don't do it for me.

And neither does that stupid vinyl hat she's wearing.

And what's with the douchebag whitestafarian?

There is a shortage of natural breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage ones such as these. Good for you Mena!

Too bad the aureolas are so damned small. Prefer them larger than sand dollars. Other than that, appears the weather is good.

it doesn't matter what size your breasts are. ugly occurs in all sizes. what matters is the shape.

and if your breasts are ugly, it's one more emancipatory opportunity. Love is the morality of the underdog, to whom the world of tit-for-tat says an emphatic "no!" what else there could be will never be trumped by their faithlessness. they make their rules without reason, and within the doubt that can be cast on their lights, in that breathless moment, love is born as the reason for reason.

They look absolutely fine.

I can understand bitching out Britney and Paris, but this is beyond me. The world is a sad place indeed when tits like Mena's are considered deformed. Get up off your fat asses and find yourselves some real women. You'll find that very few of us have breasts like Victoria Silvestedt. Thank God for that.

They're OK. The aureoles probably stick out too, when she's excited. Her problem is that outie belly-button. Looks like some kind of growth, or something.

They're real and they're fabulous.

man, my boobs are smaller than that but they're round and perky instead of pointy with large nipples. geez.

i'm still more horrified by her COLOSSAL forehead.

wow I feel self conscious... aim me at actionromancefan if you want to see what mine look like... but mine look better maybe but idk they have large nipples too

If any of you ladies would like me to compare your bosoms to Miss Suvari's, send 'em on! I'm a world renowned expert in quality cleavage, perkiness, appropriate size, and proportion. trunco@sbcglobal.net :)

I thought that said Myra Sorvino and I spent like ten minutes trying to decide what to do... Do I click? DO I not click. I mean, it is naked chick... But it could be Mira Sorvino... Alas... mena Survari... I'd hit that....

To you people who have commented about the difference between Mena Suvari's tits, and the tits that you saw in American Beauty:

The difference is that you didn't see her boobs in the movie..it was Thora Birch who took off her shirt!

i've seen it before in american beauty. nothing new to me.

They kinda bother me. They're not really attractive. Tanline, flopping the little things all over the place.. uneven.

85 - Thora Birch stands in a window and shows her tits to Tobie McGuire while he is filming.......

Mena Suvari shows her tits in Lester's dream sequence where she is flopping on the floor in the roses...

Why is it a difference? Uhhh.... 20 year old body.... 27 year old body.... No math to that shit people...

NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.veryliberating.com

I USED TO WANNA BANG THIS CHICK WHEN AMERICAN PIE CAME OUT. NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FLAT CHESTED 15 YEAR OLD.

look mommy they're cockeyed

How depressing. I want to put her nipples and ariolas on a pizza with some shredded mozzarella and bake them and eat em.

good lord, i've seen goats with nicer jugs. can someone tell me whats the deal with this Edna chick?

Mena, if you are reading this....please know that your tits are PERFECT!
I would LOVE to put my mouth on that beautiful brown circle and feel your nipple harden as my tongue danced all over it.

Please don't do anything to them. I love them just the way they are.

Mena Suvari. Topless. Never should've happened.

When I saw them, the first thing to come to mind was, "It could've been worse...it could've been Kristen Dunst." Gawd, can you imagine? Without dying?

wow, this makes me appreciate my real 34 D babies so much more. Suck on that.

#96 - 34 D is AWESOME baby!! So long as the waist below them isn't 42, I appreciate them also!!
>^D

two words:

Scarlett Johanson...and they're spectacular.

Corky's sister is kinda hot.

Are you all crazy? Those are perfect little titties. L. Ron knows there's no accounting for poor taste.

Id rather have those than "fat girl tits." Scary!

Isn't she against alcohol? What a loser.

Super cute. "Sweet little boobies," indeed. Like 62 said, the Super just has a limited notion of what real boobs are s'posed to look like, as he only has the most boring of porno to compare to.

#31: If you're going to "cover" for me in my absence at least make the shit funny fer christs' sakes. Wally - what did I do to piss you off???

i totally agree #62

what's wrong with you people?
they're real, and they look fine

Seriously... I know the point is to judge others to make ourselves feel good. Dont get me wrong- TONNES of fun. BUT, she looks great.

cute girl. Ive seen worse for sure. Leave her alone.

Some small tits are fantastic and I love 'em. But Mena's tits are kind of ugly, sparrow tits. Skin isn't very nice either. Oh well, at least they are real.

I don't get it, what exactly is supposed to be wrong with her? Does a girl have to have a perfect barbie doll figure to not be considered repulsive nowadays? It's not skinny models who are to blame for all the eating disorders young girls have nowadays, its this impossible ideal that men have created that your average woman steps straight out of Playboy and anything less perfectly sculpted is a nausea inducing beast of mankind.

My boobs looked like that when they first started to sprout. It's strange, they look almost pre-teenish.

A couple of posts after this there's a picture of Paris Hilton in a tight blue dress without a bra.

If the image of Mena's breasts are burnt permenantly onto your retinas I would recommend you check it out.

It will disturb you more.

A lot more.

Yay Mena! Your boobs are beautiful!

Real, firm, and perfect. Silicon is for circuit boards and cheap sex toys. Ick.

I mean seriously, look at the photos of Posh and Coco up on this site -- now THOSE are funny!

Mena Suvari has that look of natural beauty one cannot achieve through plastic surgery!

That being said, she looks allright to me! And you go, Mena!

I wish mine looked like hers. Check out my, myspace page and you'll see!!

http://www.myspace.com/niki_jacob

they're tubular

lol, she's very wrecked!

This may never get read or replied to since I am 10 months off the original post but I must comment regardless.

Mena Sevari bared her 19 year old breasts (American Pie was filmed between 1998 and 1999) when Kevin Spacey was about to mount up on her towards the end of the movie, and I don't believe they were ever exposed in the rose scenes. In the near climax she was lying on her back so her smallish, flattened breasts along her with large areolae appeared almost prepubescent. I believe Mena was fittingly chosen to play the slightly above average cute cheerleading high schooler. Let's face it, the majority of high school girls are attractive, then mainstream out as they age. I would not be surprised if she was also chosen because of her breast size, shape, and appearance as such. I was actually shocked at how “lame” they were at the time, but now realize they were perfect for the part. This movie delved in dark humor and complete seriousness so when she admitted she was a virgin to Lester, he could not go through with it, especially after viewing those oh so young looking titties.

Now I happen to dig pic #1, where Mena is leaning over a bit and causing her breast to form a nice triangular, hanging yet firm, shape. You've got to applaud anyone in Hollywood who keeps their natural figures, especially one with small breasts. I've learned to appreciate all shapes, sizes, colors, and weights of breasts, nipples, and areola. The differences and combinations are yet another deliciously amazing way which makes women unique. When I was younger I had a “standard” breast/areola/nipple color, ratio, and location in my head that was attractive, and anything else was either weird or unnattractive. However, after experiencing all different types, my preferences have changed as well as my openness to different types. Another common denominator is sensitivity, and believe me, you can't judge a nipple by its cover! Someone else said it well, the main thing about breasts is SHAPE, and there are ugly shapes of ALL sizes, as well as beautiful shapes of all sizes.

p.s. Wes Bentley, not Tobey Maguire, played the filmmaking, drug dealing neighbor Ricky Fitts, who watched as Thora Birch opened her shirt exposing her nice yet surprisingly large and lopsided breasts.

p.s.s. God forgives EVERYONE if they ask, no matter what sins they may have committed.

Thora Birch was 17 when she got her big 'ol funbags out! Had to have her parent's permission or something. That ain't MS's oughtie navel on the DVD cover either, yo!