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dammit you beat me! :(

mariah looks like an orangutan

She doesn't need humidifiers with all that hot air coming out of her mouth.

She's a giant slutty turd.

"But honestly, I've been the same way since I was a little kid. Like, I'm just emulating whatever's on a magazine."

Someone needs to tell her that Farmers Weekly isn't a fashion magazine!

She wouldn't be in my top 10 of hotness, but there is no way anyone can call her fat or obese ... she looks like a woman should.

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I'm worried that she's been dressing that way since she was a kid - i.e parading around in her bra and pants in front of anyone who will watch...i'm also sickened that she has such a perspiration problem that she needs to sleep on towl cloth and has to have 20 dehumidifiers in her room..gross... however, I do think she has a nice figure. Wait...did I just compliment Mariah Carey? I think i'm coming down with something..

She's just another over egotistical cunt that squeaks most of her "songs"...she really needs to get over herself.

I'd buy it for a dollar...

True she looks very cheap and slutty but she is not that fat and at least she is not anorexic like so many others.

I don't think it's her body size that's the problem so much as the fact that she dresses like she's at least 30 pounds lighter. One of the most important parts of being sexy is knowing how to work it, and she "works it" like she's trying to stuff a Christmas ham into a Barbie bra.

she could be one of Duece Bigalow's clients - oh wait, they already did that one - the big fat one that asks Duece if he'd like to be a matchstick in her volcano....

Wow, slow news week if this is all that floats to the top of the lake

I'm noticing the Fish has been putting up his posts a little earlier nowadays.

Getting scared Fishy?

Gravy train pulling out without you ?

Losing that fan base huh?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Your days are number Superficial.

I can't believe that there was a time in my life when I gave two shits about this pathetic site.

Don't get me wrong.

This site was good... once upon a time.

That time has now past.

There are bigger "Fish" to fry!

"But everybody gets really protective of me. They're, like, 'Be less of an asshole.' If I call someone a egomanical retard, it's not intentional - if you read my comment a certain way, it's gonna sound a certain way. But honestly, I've been the same way since I was a little kid. Like, I'm just emulating whatever's on the Superfish."

Tranny 101:

You've gotta suck in that gut.

And seriously, whats up with that outfit? It looks like deep space, a Crisco planet is trying to escape a black hole...with singing.

I have just what Mariah needs... my special sanity injector. It's in my pants and orally operated. I'll bang some sense into her.

Sycophantic Hired Help: "Erm, Mariah, could you like, erm, Be Less Sexy, sweetie."

Translation: "Sister's goin out looking like a cheap fat whore again: don't let her see any newspapers for a few days."

If she's been dressing like this since she was a kid, how come it's her sister who's the AIDs-infected ex-hooker. Has anyone seen the two of 'em at the same time?

Ever seen a wax sculpture of a famous person in their prime, but it's kind of an old sculpture, and the wax has been under the lights and yellowed it some, and the wax has gotten kind of lumpy?

I have, it's in the picture at the top of the page.

Since when did that become obese?

This site always makes fun of Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen for being too skinny, and now Mariah Carey (who looks pretty healthy and is not an anorexic twig) is obese?

I'm disappointed.

Mooooooo that's all I hear when I look at Mariah, she's one fat cow, damn!

Mr Fish,
Did you just hear that sound?

I think it was...

Yes, it definitely was...

... a "PLICK"

theSuperficial has just faded to black.

Someone didn't get his ferret cock today...

Meat-Tulip.
Or is it Mint-Julip?
Or perhaps Wrap-Your-Two-lips (around my cock)

Whichever?

You had better watch yourself BOY, I play dirty.

Real FUCKIN' dirty!!!

Cry me a river, loser.

The only thing you've done on this site, brain boy, is try to ingratiate yourself with the old timers.

Now tell me that you're gonna get all your friends and gang up on me. But could you try and be funny just this once?

Oh...yeah.
Way too sexy.

Remind me to go throw up later.

If I do or if I don't, you are not worth arguing with.

I'm through with you.

*Wipes dick on meat-tulips curtains before leaving the room*

No one that age - and I mean NO ONE should be singing on stage in a pair of man-panties with glitter and a matching bra 2 sizes too small.

Trannie outfit yes - add a cape, and it's crazy.

Tommy Motola really did a number on this chick. It's too bad, she could have tried to be more classy.

the thing about Mariah is that you know she's loaded yet her clothes look like they're from Forever 21 or another one of those skanky mall stores. You can take the girl out of Long Island, but.............

Apparently not being funny is a requirement of posting as meat-tulip. Or Ass Troll. Or Fake Ferret, Fake RichPort, Fake Italian Stallion, Fake Biatcho or Fake Everyone Else. Good job... stupid fucking name, but good job.

It'd be a shame if all the remaining regulars left the Fish. We've only recently developed an understanding of your very "funny" behavior. You'll be missed.

Don't you have to have a mind before you can lose it?

katie holmes may be regretting marrying tom cruise over at crabbie's

With all those humidifiers in her room Mariah must prefer cigar dildoes or she grows her own bread. Every morning, the yeast in her pudgy puss rises in the dampness. She probably scrapes it out, chucks it in a toaster oven, and has buttered scones for breakfast.

jesus christ
i love the superficial. but sometimes it's so goddamn negative. Just because Mariah doesn't have stick thighs and a jutting jaw doesn't mean she's obese. Look at her- it's all muscle, dumbfuck.

#38, Surely a superior sort like yourself can figure out a way to move along to another site you like better. This one sucks, used to be better, had better posters, et al. You don't deserve this and shouldn't put up with it for another moment!

Apologies to #38, the comment was directed toward brain embolism @32

Sounds like if you ever sleep with this woman - drowning is a possibility.

As an aside, that can't be safe to sleep in that much moisture. Maybe she'll get malaria, or yellow jungle fever?

@42 yeah, drowning in lard, thank you for that.

*looks up therapists number

Funny, I have used those exact same words to keep a chubby friend from going out of the house looking like an idiot. Why don't you dress less sexy is right up there with: but you look SO GOOD in solid black. No, she's not fat but she IS too fat for this. And too old. And why is she singing in a bra and boyshorts? And where has her fucking neck went off to? And when is she going to cut off some of that hair? And why do I always think of Amy Fisher whenever I look at her?

I think Mariah should go back to movie roles. When she swallowed Pinocchio and Geppetto on the raft, man, that was some funny shit right there..............

I LOVE it when Uber-Skanks think that they are dressing sexy by emulating the hookers down at the Point in the Bronx.

I have news for you ladies, those hookers aren't trying to dress "Sexy" they are trying to let passing cars know that they will let you fuck them for $5.00. THAT is what Mariah Carey looks like. She WOULD look sexy if she put on something that didn't look like she was the fat sister jealous because daddy wasn't coming into her room at night.

Seriously, she looks so desperately attention hungry that I have the feeling if she ever went to a funeral she would think that the woman in the coffin was a bitch for getting all the attention.

#48,

Well said, except for the part where she sits through the funeral all smug because she looks better than the corpse.

9 out 10 cows agree, she's a cow, the other one was grazing and couldn't be reached for comment.

Poor thing, what a horrible problem, she is "too sexy" - oh dear, shouldn't we have a telethon for her or something??

Okay she's not obese but she sure shouldn't be wearing a bikini around to sing in. And she ain't all that, so she needs to get off of her high horse because she's not sexy. At. ALL.

Does this broad ever appear in public wearing anything but a big ole brassiere and a pair of wreslin' trunks? Put some damn clothes on already....

christ is this shit for real?!?!?!?!?! oh how i hope so! i never get tired of watching celebs slowly go insane. wasn't there a story a few years ago about her having assistants cut the fat girl tags out of her clothes and replace them with smaller ones? thank you mariah. a warped self image and surrounding yourself with idiotic people that cater to your insanity is a surefire recipe for disaster. we can only hope the debacle plays out in the media.

Sexy little hog. Freak factor is high - probably hangs with Pope Ratzinger. Appears to be made of pizza.

Man.. what are you babling about? :))

Mariah, there is a difference between being sexy and dressing like a cheap hooker. Especially when all of your fat is hanging out.

#38 OMG . . . erp . . . bleeech!!
Thanks for the image

*wipes vomit from desk into garbage can*

now everyone here at work thinks that I have the flu, so I get the rest of the day off!

I'll need all of that time to scrape the image of Mariah's doughy puddin' pies out of my brain!

uh-oh ... bleeeech!! BRRRRRRAAAAAAPP!
bastard.

BTW - she's too old and too thick to wear those clothes. Give em to Scarlett J. & move along Mariah.

Lmfao @ # 6. =]

Are you kidding, Site host? Mariah is freaking ridiculously hot. I'll say it now:

Better looking than 99% of the stars who show up on this site. Easily. She has no competition.

In the words of the legendary football coach, Dennis Green: "Crown 'er!!"

she looks like one of the (male) competitors in the steroid-free bodybuilding contests

DUDE I KNOW SHE'S NOT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF A COKE BINGE BUT SHE IS FAR FROM FAT.

She really needs to stop with these ridiculous comments. But I've got to admit she has a much nicer body than Kate Moss.

wow the Cowardly Lion really let himself go...

I don't understand what the humidifiers are for.

Is it because she is trying to sweat off calories while she sleeps?

#59 - don't you mean the "unemployed" coach Dennis Green? The "16-32 over his last 3 years" coach Dennis Green?

BTW - you're not Britney Spears' publicist, are you?

I can't believe nobody has said anything about her sparkly microphone that matches her fucking outfit! WTF is THAT all about...stupid diva BS. I'd like to see this bitch try and work ONE DAY at a REAL, NORMAL job, I bet it would be worse than Paris and Nicole on The Simple Life...and that's really saying something.

After Brain-Embolism's comments about never coming back to this site again, anybody wanna bet how many days it'll take him to quietly sneak back, pretending he never said it?
Somebody who's really gonna leave just leaves, they don't post the same threat 3 times in one thread (little kid to parents: "I am running away, I am, I am!)
Kindly leave now B.E - and the same goes for anyone else who doesn't love the Fish. We'll try and struggle on without you somehow.

hahahahahahahahahaha!! Poor whale.

Mariah is nasty she's bigger than a lot of men. She should live with Jessica Alba for a little while.

I had the ~ahem~ pleasure of meeting Mariah way back in '91, when she was just releasing her first single. Even back then, as a complete nobody, she was a completely bitchy diva. Some things never change.

Biatch is deluded.

in fairness, Coach Green was talking to the press after the game where Mariah made 19 unassisted tackles, the most ever for a middle linebacker

She's too ugly to be a plus-sized model.

i bet her maid has a few choice words about walking into that 20-humidifier bedroom after Miss Mongo rips one

damn, she looks like a plus sized cross dressing "feivel".

In the immortal words of the Godfather of Soul, "Let's hit it and quit!"

Now, who's got the eight-pound sledge today?

I wouldn't hit it.

(17)You know what?You may pick up the crumbs this site leaves you.When you show you're a good boy from now on.Anyways,i've to catch a flight now.You lucky bastard.

SHE... LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!!!

she looks like HE-MAN

By the power of GreySkull, I... HAVE... THE POWERRRRR......

HE-MAN.... HE-MAN...

HE IS HERE to fight the EVIL FORCES OF SKELETOOOORRRRRR (LOHAN looks like skeletor)......

HE-MAN's people tell her to dress less sexy because they know she is making a fool out of herself and they don't know how to tell her because they don't want to get fired.

Also I agree with the girl who dissed BE.

Also I LOVE SUPERFISH! HE IS COOL AND WITTY AND HE ALWAYS makes me LAUGH!

This woman is a walking monstrosity.

She looks like someone who is fading out of stardom dont forget she has had better days: take a look http://www.topsexywomen.com/mariah-carey-pic.html

I don't understand when people say she's attracative.
I've been pretty sure that her body is a giant slab of rotting horse meat since the day I saw her, and I'm honestly quite glad that I'm not alone in thinking so.

I dont think she's "sexy" but I will hand it to her, she's about what, 40 or so now and she's not completely fell apart like Madonna and Whitney...

and she doesn't care what people think, she has a positive image of herself...

I have to give her two thumbs up, but if I had a penis... it would be pointin to middle earth...

<3 Jess

She ought to really focus on her film career at this point. That's where the real money and fame are anyways. I am anxiously awaiting the sequel to Glitter.

I am SO BUMMED because so many of you think she's fat and SHE"S NOT FAT. Yea yea, I'll get responses "OH OKAY, #88, I BET YOU"RE A BIG ASS WHALE" or "OH YEA, CLBWLB, I BET YOU"RE EATING BON BONS" but you know I just can't help posting that Mariah is NOT FAT. What the fuck? Shame shame. It's really all a shame. She's got the ego of Terrell Owens, but she's hot. Her singing used to be great, I even had two CD's but no more. She should just - stop talking about herself because she seems like a selfish asshole.

That's my 2 cents.

it's not that she's got an ego the size of terrell owens', it's that she's got thighs the size of terrell owens' (say that 10 times fast). but just like him, she's not really good at hanging onto balls once they're thrown at her.

Remember when she looked like this?

http://www.ilbaluardo.com/Cover/Audio/M%20-%20N%20-%20O/MARIAH%20CAREY%20-%20Mariah%20Carey%20-%20Back.jpg

RICHPORT - that is NOT a sanity injector. The same people who are telling Mariah to be "less sexy" must be telling you to "be less of a genius".

i quote my friend Katy, "Eww Mariah Carey is fucking disgusting." and I have to agree. she looks like a midget who has been put in a magical stretching machine that didn't quite cut it. good luck.

"But everyone gets really protective of me. They're, like, 'Be less sexy.'"

She's about as sexy as senior-citizen porn.

- Lua

She looks like she colors her skin with Tang.

Somebody needs a serious ego reduction. Just another self-obsessed celebrity who has been over-pampered to the point of forgetting who she is..an average looking person who can sing. No amount of plastic surgery or fake airbrush tanning will change the fact that she's just average. She needs to get off herself.

#90 yeah, I remember and now she looks like a fucking lion or some weird creature.. Sexy my ass, she needs a reality check.

what the fuck happened to her???

ok, thanks!

BURRRP

you all need to shut the fuck up.... mariah is beautiful. so what if she has a bunch of humidifiers. you guys are so fucking obsessed with talking about her. and i bet half of you.. are not even close to being as pretty as she is. most of you are probably fat hogs who sit at the computer all day talking about how fat ppl are when you weigh like 500 pounds. so stop talking bout how fat and ugly ppl are....cause u aint pretty either. nobody is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!! so shut the fuck up bitches.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!