Jan 10 2007Lindsay Lohan wants to kick bleeping bleeps

Somebody put some Drano in her water PLEASE!!!!

I love that her "friends" love her so much that they are always leaking personal photos of her to the press.

Is this biotch still relevant?

(NO.3) I think not!

Very nice friends are they not?

She looks like a 40 year old who is posing for some sexy pictures to try to put the spark back in her marraige. Seriously, Ashly Judd is like 15 years older than her and yet looks 10 years younger.

Alex, I believe you're looking for, "Who is a haggard used up 20 year old"

What, does Hohan "own" Miami, like Mel Gibson "owns" Malibu? Did she scream out "fuck off, sugar tits" at this other chick? Clearly, Michelle Trachtenberg is not "adequite" enough to be in Lindsey's charmed circle (which is, incidentally, Hohan's pet name for her hoochie).

Yeah any excuse to post more shit about Lohan. That's just the thing that's needed around here. Got to put a dent in this big shortage of Lohan posts.

No 5..
It reminds me of a dating site, with, as you said, a 40 year old wanting a "toy boy"

It can be only this way because they inplanted her appendix into her breasts.Silicons are good islolationmaterial as well?

I love that she seems to antuarlly hate any chick that has more talent or is better looking....

That word is "naturally" when my fingers are firing in the proper sequence...

Everyone is more good looking =)

You know what would be fun?

Nailing Michelle Trachtenberg while Hohan sits tied to a chair 2 feet away.

"Look Skanky - a penis! And it's fucking! And you can't have any! Bwahahahahaha!"

Nice Underarm Wrinkles for a 20 year old. Sheesh

#6, I think she acts like she's the boss everywhere she goes. Didn't she try to get someone's assistant kicked out of a party one time for no reason except she wasn't famous enough? I forget who it was. Anyway, if I were the Club's owner, I would have kicked BOTH their asses out the door!

i dunno...i'd still hit it.

Michelle Trachtenberg can shit in my mouth anytime.

gingers are gross. eew. sick. the freckles make her look old and ugly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3wxcCTorIk

Hallie Parker/Annie James vs. Harriet the Spy

OH NO!!!!! lol

She is so tragic. What a coke-headed fugly slut. She is the next Dana Plato, next thing she'll be working in a video store.

She needs an hour or two of defreckeling before I'd hit that.

Because that's how all classy, dignified leading ladies behave in public........they stomp around like longshoremen and threaten to beat up other girls. Nothing insecure about that.........no sireeeeee.

Ashley Judd is hot. I'm a girl and even I know that.

Superfish, this Lohan retard is so gross. Please stop posting about her -especially stop posting pictures of her- because she grosses me out badly and I may have nightmares. And most important, if her face or one of these pictures of her comes back to my mind sometime I may not be able to get hard.
She's the anti-boner. I wouldn't touch her with a 50 foot stick. Ewww, this retard is the definition of gross. Please stop posting her pictures, please.

fug

"Hi I'm Lindsay, but my friends call me Lindz, or Spunkgargler. Thanks for checking out my myspace page. :)
1.Her'es a pic of me at my nephews chrismas play. I was so bored! lol. His teacher was hottt though
2.hers me on set at some movie, not Mean girls. I forget. I was like, wtf?
3.this is this one time a brandon's house - he was totaly like "ur gonna puke" and I was like no way and he was like "dude not on the carpet" lol!!!
4.I totaly puked! it was his fault he made me swallow, watever! that was cool, I was like "dude I need a bump" ha! ha! ;)

ok so remember the character Michelle Tractenberg played on Six Feet Under, Celeste? That IS Lindsay Lohan.

She Looks Nice.

personally, I think she's pretty. She just also happens to be an idiot.

I can see her dirtypillows...

#10 - Punjab - If you connect all the freckles in order, without lifting your sharpee, it leads to her cock cave and spells "Stupid Fucking Firecrotch Cokehead Whore, Here's My Box ---->" in Harlow Solid Italic Script font, 12 point. And to think, Paris got that shit tattoed.

Lindsay should leave Nona Mecklenberg alone. Little Pete will kick her ass.

That last picture looks a screen capture one taken one second before the money shot of your typical porn movie - Nice!

scary!!!!

Troll...

why is she crying in that last pic???
I dislike this girl more than any celeb or semi-celeb ever. She is just trashy and so into herself which is sad because she's not hot or even remotely attractive.

She looks more and more like a crackwhore every day.
Which is a shame because she has SUCH nice bone structure.

I'd fuck Lindsay Lohan on a tennis court, if you catch my meaning.

Why is she crying?

She could be really pretty, but her apparent bitchyness overrides all else.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was in the remake of the Parent Trap and we all thought "gosh this little doll is a cutie pie". Then she showed some cleavage on SNL and you thought "willickers, she's gonna get hot". Then somewhere shortly after that you realized she's sort of a demon creature, and the thought of her anywhere near your junkberries gives you dry heaves? What a shame. Copy and past this story with minor revisions under the next Britney Spears post.

Damn I loves me some freckly tities

Maybe i saw her on a movie when i was flying.Obviously the movie was about a girl and a boy,both dancers and they fall in love or something.Didn't see it all.

No Idea if the last pictures are new but she looks a hell of a lot better with lighter hair

She needs to watch out, Kramer might sue her. But he'll get her to try on the bra with her shirt still on, so it won't fit and she'll get off.

In a different way than most of the time though.

Allright then,sometimes there can be also trolls which are helpfull.

my god, she's so strikingly beautiful! also talented, unconventional, and independent, so everyone defensively calls her a bitch, knowing full well she's a goddess. don't give into your fears - worship her! worship her!

Michelle Trachtenburg is hot..........I'd hit it like a homerun in the ninth inning.

I'll still nail Lindsay, too. Skanky or not, she's got hooters. Plus, she's rich and famous. That's all I need.

i wish a real badass like michelle rodriguez would beef with lindsay. michelle would kick a hole in her back and that would be then end of linds "easy bend" lohan.

it's a dark day when michelle "dykefarts" rodriguez is the hero of the story...

She should be exported to a third world country as their new dictator, taking over from where Idi Amin, Pol Pot etc, left off. This cunt is so deluded as to her own importance, she actually thinks she can order people removed from her sight (in public places) if she doesn't like them - first Jessica Biel and her assistant and now this.

She would ride standing up in a jeep, chest loaded with fake medals, mirrored sunglasses, waving to her subjects, spot someone she doesn't like, she would just point and the unfortunate soul would be dragged before a firing squad.

Actually when she pulled this shit last time, she shouted "If she stays, I'm leaving!" - SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS A THREAT!!!!!!!!(and look who left first, this time too).

This article should have been titled "Lindsay has the chest of a 50 year old"

That picture is quite disturbing. I think she's taking the "Marilyn Monroe" reference way too literally.

Though I will speak negatively of Lohan at almost any occasion, she at least seems to be eating again.

...it's the munchies.

Remember that time she said she wanted to be like a pinup, or sex kitten or something? Um....yeah....she is sooo sexy! Love the freckles (liver spots??)

1st pic - post implants.
pics 2 - 4 - pre implants
All 4 - have in common subject matter that no one wants to look at.

#20 - LMFAO. Then she'll get arrested for mugging someone at gunpoint, right before committing suicide.

In more relevant news, Lily Munster is dead:
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070110/D8MIL1C80.html

I do wish Lohan would scream at someone who isn't afraid to kick her ass for fear of getting arrested and/or getting contact STDs. One day she will. She'll say something to some chick who's even more effed up than she is and hopefully someone will be there with a camera and we'll get pictures of Lohan bleeding and whimpering and begging the other chick to please stop hitting her. That'll be awesome...

Ah Shaddup Lowhore. That Michelle chick is the bomb.
And I'd drop my bombs on her than a MOAB.

She is hot and makes Lindzer look like yesterday or last decade's news.

Lindsay Lohan is a bleeper bleeping mess.

BTW Lindz, the freckles on your chest show how much foundation you have on your face. You know that bitch has ruined pillowcases all over Hollywood.

Is it just me, or does it kinda look like she's pissed herself in that second to last picture?

Well it has something.She praying in her nightdress just before going to bed.

Damn Lindsay... you used to be such a nice girl!

What the hell happened?

Are her breasts real? Cause I could've swore she had no breasts before
Lindsay Lohan :

those titties are big...but that about it

www.carpemundus.com - breast heaven

Don't hassle the Trachtenberg.

her freckles are so gross; they make her look like she's got mosquito bites all over, like some trailer park trash girl who works in an off-strip vegas casino but lives out in the mojave desert somewhere and her boyfriend with whom she spawned three extremely unattractive children drives a '73 ford pickup and drinks pabst blue ribbon.

She is just so--ew.

does this girl have ANY friends?

I don't really like her, but your comments seem kinda off... her boobs are the same size in all the photos, she is wearing different shirts and there are things called Padded Bras that anyone can wear.
As for her "underarm wrinkles", She Is Pushing Her Boobs Together! YOU sweeze your arms together and look right where they're pointing out! You have them, babies have them! Everyone does. You're given enough skin there to put your arms Out and Swing them around.

But she's not classy at all, as a matter of fact she's pretty out of control and should probably be put down like the dog she's become.

(I personally think freckles are cute)

where is a rabid fox when you need one? somebody should sick one loose on this speckled hen.

She's so weird.

Pic #2 looks like she just picked a booger out of her nose and is showing us how big it is.

hardwork...let me tell you 'bout hardwork...

yes michelle is intractably making her way

so ... ?

so do something...
use a frined
london baby :)

oh buggr - spilleng

Poor Lindsay. She picks apart other people to avoid the inevitable realization that she's a worn out, sickly skinned, burlap sack with a stretched out vagina that even a drunk, divorced middle aged man who hasn't had sex in four years won't want.

It's obvious that she's jealous of Michelle who is much better looking than her and still has her dignity in tact.

Take a look at this link. She's way hotter than Hohan.

http://www.celebritympg.com/mtrachtenberg/michelle-trachtenberg-nude_043.jpg

Oops.

still amazing to look at

She's crying because she peed her pants. It's what all drunk girls end up doing:
1. Sit on the ground
2. Cry
3. Piss yourself
4. Pose for pictures of yourself crying
5. Drunk-n-dial...how's Wilmer, Linz?

she's not crying in that last pic. her face is still shiny from the bukkake video she did with wilmer valderama, dj am, joel madden, brandon davis, steve-o and starvos niawhatthefuckever.

Hohan's mileage is showing. Last week on some TV show were pics of a fresh freckle-faced little kid when she was a mouseketeer -- her looks have aged about 25 years since then. She so obviously been completely used up and played out in a very short period of time. Sad.

#5...perfectly said

Only because i have nothing better to do... I looked up Michelle Tractenberg on IMDB and she apparently did a voice role in asatirical animated television show that Seth Green created. She did voice work on two episodes and played the role of... Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan shouldn't threaten Dawnie; her big sister will kick her ass so hard her crack will become her hair part, and even if Dawn and Buffy are fictional I heard that Michelle and Sarah Michelle are buddies in real life, and Gellar can be mean as a snake and knows TaeKwonDo for real. Lohan better grow a bigger brain and a smaller mouth.

God, I really want to meet Firecrotch so I can do something to really piss her off. Then when she starts that crap about fighting, I will gladly accept her challenge. Someone needs to kick the ever lovin' shit out of this whore.

Michelle is lookin' hot, but I gotta take a pass I still remember her as the little girl she played on the Adventures of Pete and Pete, feels too pervy, even for me.

@2

You know, I don't think her friends are leaking these pictures at all; there are too many of these "behind the scenes" pics, and they appear way too often.

I think the leaks are planned, and intentional, to stir up public attention for Lohan, just like it's doing here on the Superfish.

She's gotta know what's going on, or else her management or PR people are behind it all.

I mean, what other celebrity has a constant stream of so-called behind-the-scenes pics going out there? Even Paris Hilton's stuff is mostly paparazzi-related.

I mean if my friends suddenly started posting private pictures of me and that nanny goat (we were in love, dammit! It was a serious relationship, not just a hook up!), you can bet that my next priority would be figuring out who leaked the pics of me and Lulabelle celebrating our love, and kicking any likely suspects so far out of my circle of friends that they'd end up orbiting Pluto.

Lohan's a loser and a joke, she's Tara Reid without the fun.

every one can look good with make up artist and hair...shes so a normal girl and a normal actress...but she acts like an idiot! I don't understand that she still get job!! She needs to disappear...we don't need her.

She reminds me of that bitchy girl within a group of friends that nobody particularly likes because she's a skanky cunt and sleeps with everyone's boyfriend but no one's going to say anything about it because she's your only drug connection and she knows how big everyone's penis is and you know that she knows you're secretly jealous of her because even if she's skanky she's still prettier and more popular than you. Right?

She should just keep doing what she does best; snorting coke and giving blowjobs!

Courtney--that is an unfortuantely detailed description about "that bitchy girl." Anyone you know, possibly?

Has this chick ever been attractive... or for that matter relevant to anything of even minor importance.
I agree with #88.

#65 dreamhypnotique, the comedy gold of your post was in the details. lol

#66, well said!

My favorite part of this whole story is that SHE is the one that got kicked out....awwww, it sucks when your star starts to fade doesn't it Lindsay?

Take me down to burn-out city
Where we can count the spots on Lindsay's titties
Oh won't you pleeeease take her home.

Maybe i've to know more about her...

Lindsay Lohan has caught more balls on her chin than Mike Piazza! And she gives blowjobs behind dumpsters for coke!

Now i see what music does...

I've to be carefull.

Lindsay,

I like your boobs. The End.

-Brian

Lindsay,

I like your boobs. The End.

-Brian

I'd still hit it.

I like Lindsey with her red hair and cute face. Why do celebrities think going dark is going to make them look cute. She looks baaad. and the red lipstick she always wears? gross. Her fashion is hideous as well. she could look OK if she wanted to. Is she doing this on purpose it seems like celebrities go out of their way to look like complete trash... MARY KATE OLSEN... joke right ?

Lindsay Lohan would look halfway decent with cum all over her face. That's hard because she likes to swallow every drop of cum when she gives blowjobs, which she does about every 30 minutes!

ggggrrrrooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

"I could Photoshop some penises poking in from the edges"

PenEs. The plural form of penis is "penes", just like "parenthesis" becomes "parentheses". Sheesh.

yes...

the srong one
the angry one

perhaps the one who can help...

Hey poster #100, dark hair IS hot. Red isn't though...it's so cliche to think redheads are cute. Besides, it's always the more exotic folks who have dark hair. Yep, brunette is definitely the best.

she is so nasty

ha ha....i hope he keeps showing up wherever she is just to mess with her!

redheads are hot.....but Lilo is definitely not.....ayways hope she'll snap one day and beat the hell outta Mooooochelle T.